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《神秘博士》（DoctorWho）分集及分集剧情
《神秘博士》（DoctorWho）分集及分集剧情S01季01 ROSE 罗斯02 The End of the World 世界末日03 The Unquiet Dead 借尸还魂04 Aliens of London 外星人在伦敦05 World War Three 第三次世界大战06 Dalek 宿敌07 The Long Game 无尽的游戏08 Father's Day 父亲节09 The Empty Child 虚无男孩10 The Doctor Dances 博士之舞11 Boom Town 炸弹城12 Bad Wolf 恶狼13 The Parting of the Ways 抉择分集简述：S0101 罗斯（ROSE）——2005年英国伦敦，主人公罗斯?泰勒被橱窗里活过来的塑料人（Nestene）追赶，在电梯里认识了时间领主博士，并和他一起在那艘奇妙的飞船塔迪斯里开始了奇妙的旅行。
S0102 世界末日（The End of the World）——50亿年后的太空站，主人公博士和罗斯?泰勒将看到地球的毁灭，而最后的人类卡珊德拉却计划使太空站失事以获得巨额赔偿。
【Boe之脸第一次出现】S0103 借尸还魂（The Unquiet Dead）——本想去1860年那不勒斯，却来到了1869年卡迪夫。
博士和罗斯?泰勒将遇到著名的现实主义小说家查尔斯?狄更斯，他们在一所老房子中，遭遇到了由Gas组成的幽灵状的外星人。
S0104 外星人在伦敦（Aliens of London）——2006年英国伦敦，博士和罗斯?泰勒回到了一年后的现代，一辆太空飞船撞毁在大本钟上，博士经探查发现，原来外星飞船是从北极起飞，目的是制造混乱绑架内阁成员，进而取而代之，而始作俑者是一群外星人。
S0105 第三次世界大战（World War Three）——上一集的继续，博士经调查得知，这是R 星人Slttheen家族计划挑起第三次世界大战，将核毁灭后的地球作为矿石出售给外星人。
医务电视剧等简介
医务剧猖狂的一年2010-04-23 02:14:38之前因为电脑被偷，一直上网都不太方便，昨天新买的电脑一到，就在电驴上搜索新片，发现今年出了相当多的医务剧Three rivers生命之河==以下介绍转载自天涯小筑转载请注明出处==本剧由CBS电视公司制作，属于CBS「自家」的孩子。
本剧虽然是医疗剧，但第一制片人和导演都是女性，很明显要在星期日晚上向长期「霸占」女性观众的ABC（《绝望的主妇》及《兄弟姐妹》）叫板。
Andy Yablonski医生- Alex O'Loughlin扮演Miranda Foster医生- Katherine Moennig扮演David Lee医生- Daniel Henney扮演Ryan Abbott - Christopher J. Hanke扮演Sophia Jordan医生- Alfre Woodard扮演Pam Acosta - Justina Machado扮演《生命之河》的故事发生在宾夕法尼亚州匹兹堡市的一所医院，主要讲述心脏移植手术所牵涉到的三方利益－－患者、捐赠者和医生。
该剧的医疗元素相对较少，除器官移植这个专业外，几乎不会涉及其他医种。
该剧是为Alex O'Loughlin一个人量身定做的，因为CBS看到了他在《血色月光》（Moonlight）中「吸纳人气」的能力。
虽然《血色月光》因为种种原因并未获得成功，但CBS还想给Alex O'Loughlin一次机会－－就像他们对Simon Baker的做法一样。
前几年由Simon Baker主演的《Smith》惨败而归，但CBS并未放弃，又替他打造了一部《超感警探》（The Mentalist）。
结果该剧不仅大获好评，Simon Baker本人还获得了今年的艾美奖最佳男主角提名（新剧中唯一一人）。
《生命之河》是一部情节性很强的剧集，再加上CBS把他们最擅长的罪案调查剧的某些风格融入了该剧，使之成为一部「较有新意」的医疗剧。
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豪斯医生豪斯身上有很多负面标签，刻薄、恶毒、任性、独裁……但这个人物最有价值的地方就在于他能让 人又爱又恨，而且我们会因为爱他而去接受甚至享受他身上的很多缺点。如果在真实生活中身边有这样一个人， 他的人际关系会很差，甚至会被边缘化，但没关系，这一点都不妨碍我们对着电脑叶公好龙。他的自负都来源于 其独孤求败的智慧，他的离经叛道所基于的是心底的正直和对自己的忠诚，他活在自己“只有偏执狂才能生存” 的境界中，天使和魔鬼不是他的两个面具，而是在他灵魂深处惺惺相惜。（南方都市报评）
作为单元剧，《豪斯医生》的每一集里，豪斯和他的团队都要面对患上不同疑难杂症的病人，这些怪病的根 源往往指向同样的原因——人性的悲剧。他总是从一开始就做出最坏的假设，不惮朝最恶劣的方向猜测，并积极 给予佐证。每一集，豪斯的团队都会从普世意义上抗议他的“简单粗暴”，认为这个老板不通人情。但剧情发展 到最后，总会证明，敢于直面难以启齿的阴暗面的豪斯，才是真正意义上的医生。从职业道德的角度考量，豪斯 绝对算不上“德艺双馨”，但从更高的层面来看，他无疑是个绝顶高明的医生。
豪斯医生第1季1-7集中英对照台词
House M.D豪斯医生第一季1-7集中英对照台词1x01Pilot[Bell Rings]Why are you late?You're not goingto like the answer.I already know the answer.I missed the bus.I don't doubt it.No bus stops near Brad's.You spent the night,the alarm didn't work-or maybe it did.I didn't sleep with him.Girl, either there's something-为什么迟到了?你不会喜欢我的答案的我已经知道了我错过公共汽车了没错Brad家附近没有公共汽车你过了一晚闹钟没响也许响了我没和他睡觉小姐要么是你-I missed the bus!我错过公共汽车了!There's something either very wrong with you or something very wrong with him.There's nothing wrong with him. Please tell me you know that for a fact.Melanie,I gotta go.You're lying, aren't you?I wouldn't lie to you.Good 要么是你有毛病要么是他有毛病他没什么问题你敢说那是事实?Melanie我得上课了你在撒谎对吧?morning,guys!我不会骗你的大家早上好! [Class]Good morning,MissRebecca!早上好Rebecca小姐!Everybody's in their seats?Yes.大家都坐好了吗?坐好了Okay.Sydney,why don't you tell us what you did this weekend?好Sydney可以告诉我们你这周末干什么了吗?[Child]She look-她去-Come on,Sydney.We know you're加油Sydney我们知道你不not shy.害羞How come we always have to tell you what we did,and you never tell us what you did?[Girls Giggling]为什么总是我们告诉你我们的事而你从不给我们讲你的事呢?Okay.好吧I had a really great weekend.我的周末真的很不错-But you can't tell Miss Melanie, okay?-What did you do?-但你不能告诉Melanie小姐好吗?-你干什么了?I made a new friend.我交了个新朋友It's so much fun to make newfriends,isn't it?交新朋友很有趣对吧? Yeah.Yeah.对没错Did you tell your mom and dad aboutyour new friend?你告诉你爸爸妈妈了吗? Absolutely.当然You should never keep anythingfrom your parents.-And I told mine-[Gibberish]-你永远不应该欺骗你的父母[Class Laughs]我告诉我@#$%& [Chuckles]-Wha--[Giggling Continues]-怎么@!#*&[Gibberish Continues]@#$#%!!Ca-Ba-Ca-Ba-Ha-Ba-Cra-Ha-Ba-Cra-C-A-L-C-A-L-H-E-"The.!"H-E-"The!"We know that word."The."我们认得那个字"The"-[Groans]-[Gasps][Groaning]Twenty-nine-year old female. First seizure one month ago.29岁女性一个月前第一次发病Lost the ability to speak.Babbled失去语言能力像个婴儿一like a baby.样Progressive deterioration ofmental status.意识水平逐渐退化You see that?They all assume I'm a patient because of this cane. So put on a white coat like the rest of us.I don't want them to think I'm a doctor.You see where the administration might have a problem with that attitude?你看就因为这根藤条他们都以为我是个病人那就像我们一样穿件白大褂我不想让他们认为我是个医生你知道老板不会喜欢那个的People don't want a sick doctor.人们不喜欢生病的医生That's fair enough.I don't likehealthy patients.没错我不喜欢健康的病人The29-year old female-The one who can't talk?I like that part.29岁的女性不能说话的那个?我喜欢那个She's my cousin.她是我表妹And your cousin doesn't like thediagnosis.而你表妹不喜欢那个诊断I wouldn't either.我也不喜欢Brain tumor.She's going to die.Boring.脑瘤她快死了无聊No wonder you're such a renowned diagnostician.You don't need to actually know anything to figure out what's wrong.You're the oncologist.I'm just a lowly infectious disease guy.难怪你这么有名了你不需要任何东西就知道哪儿出了毛病你才是肿瘤专家我只是个低贱的传染病学家Yes.Just a simple country doctor.哈哈一个乡村医生Brain tumors at her age are highly unlikely.她这种年龄得脑瘤看起来不大可能She's29.Whatever she's got is她才29她得什么都不大可highly unlikely.能The protein markers for the three most prevalent brain cancers came up negative.That's an b.Might as well have sent it to a high school kid with a chemistry set.脑瘤的三个主要蛋白质指标都没问题一个H.M.O.(健康维护组织)实验室可能只是让一个高中生化验一下而已No family history.没有家庭病史I thought your uncle died of cancer.Other side.No environmental factors.That you know of. And she's not responding to 我以为你叔叔死于癌症来着另外没有环境因素你知道的radiation treatment.而且她对辐射治疗没有反应None of which is even close to dispositive.All it does is raise one question: Your cousin goes to an H.M.O.? Come on.Why leave all the fun for the coroner?What's the point of putting together a team if you're not gonna use them?You've got three overqualified doctors working for you,getting bored.但这些都不能肯定什么主要问题是你表妹相信H.M.O.?好了干吗把好玩的都留给验尸官?你手下那么多人干嘛不用?你手下有三个优秀的医生无聊得要死[Man]It's a lesion.病灶And the big green thing in the middle of the bigger blue thing on a map...而地图上一大片蓝色中间的绿色...is an island.是个岛I was hoping for something a bitmore creative.我期待你们更有创意一点Shouldn't we be speaking to the patient before we start diagnosing?我们下结论之前不应该和病人谈谈吗?-Is she a doctor?-No,But--她是医生吗?-不是可-Everybody lies.-Dr.House doesn't like dealing with patients.Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?No.Treating illnesses is why we became doctors.Treating patients is what makes -每个人都会撒谎-House 医生不喜欢与病人接触我们当医生不是为了治疗病人吗?不我们当医生是为了治疗疾病most doctors miserable.治疗病人则让医生变得可悲So you're trying to eliminate the humanity from the practice of medicine?If we don't talk to them,they can't lie to us,and we can't lie to them.所以你试着消灭医疗中的人性?我们不见他们他们就没办法对我们撒谎我们也不会对他们撒谎Humanity's overrated.你太高估人性了-I don't think it's a tumor.-First year medical school-if you hear hoofbeats,you think horses, not zebras.Are you in first year medical school?No.First of all,there's nothing on the CAT scan.-我不认为是肿瘤-医学院的菜鸟-如果你听到瘟疫你会想到马不是人你现在是医学院的菜鸟吗?不是首先电脑辅助断层扫瞄没有任何结果Second of all,if this is a horse,第二如果她是肿瘤then her kindly family doctor in Trenton makes the obvious diagnosis,and it never gets near this office.她在Trenton的家庭医生就能做诊断了她也不会跑到我们这儿来Differential diagnosis,people.特别诊断大伙If it's not a tumor,what are the suspects?Why couldn't she talk? Aneurysm,stroke or some other ischemic syndrome.-Get her a contrast M.R.I.-Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?如果不是肿瘤那会是什么?她为什么不能说话?动脉瘤中风或其它脑血管疾病-给她做个比对核磁共振-Creutzfeldt-Jakob氏症?-Mad cow?-Mad zebra.-疯牛病?-疯马病Wernicke's encephalopathy.Wernicke氏脑病No. Blood thiamine level wasnormal.不血硫胺素水平正常The lab in Trenton could have screwed up the blood tests.I assume it's a corollary if"people lie"that"people screw up."Redraw the blood tests and get her scheduled for that contrastM.R.I.ASAP.Let's find out what kind of zebra we're treating here.[Woman On P.A.]Radiology,please call the page.Trenton的实验室可能搞砸了血液测试我想如果"人们会撒谎"那么"人们会犯错"重做血液测试尽快安排她的核磁共振我们得找出我们到底治的是什么病放射科请立刻给院办打电话Radiology,please call the page.放射科请立刻给院办打电话I was expecting you in my office 20minutes ago.Really?Well,that's odd because I had no intention of being in your office20minutes ago.You think we have nothing to talk about?No.I just can't think of anything I'd be interested in.我在办公室里等了你20分钟了真的?真奇怪我可不知道20分钟前我要去你办公室你以为我们没什么好谈的?不我不知道有什么我感兴趣的东西I sign your paychecks.I have tenure.Are you gonna grab my cane now, stop me from leaving?That would be juvenile.I can still fire you if you're not doing your job.I'm here from9:00 to5:00.Your billings are practically nonexistent.Rough year.You ignore requests for consults.I call back.Sometimes I misdial.You're six years behind on your obligations to the clinic. See?I was right.This doesn't interest me.Six years times three weeks-you owe me better than four months.我给你发薪水我的职位是终身的我现在能走吗?你要不要拉着我的拐杖我没那么幼稚你不干你的工作我还可以炒了你我天天朝九晚五你什么都没干艰难的一年你故意不理那些找你咨询的人我有打电话不过有时候拨错号了你的门诊时间已经缺了六年了我说的没错吧?我对这没兴趣六年乘三周你欠我四个多月It's5:00.I'm going home.5:00了我要走了To what?去哪儿?Nice.回家Look,Dr.House,the only reason why I don't fire you...is because your reputation is still worth something to this hospital.Excellent.We have a point of agreement-you're not gonna fire me.Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job.听着House医生我雇你的唯一原因...是因为你的名誉对医院还有好处好极了这么说你不会炒我鱿鱼了如果你不干活你哪来的名誉The clinic is part of your job.I门诊是你的职责我想要你want you to do your job.做你的工作But,as the philosopherJagger once said,"You can't always get what you want."You're not my doctor.Are you Dr. House?但是哲学家Jagger曾经说过"你不会总是得到你想要的"你不是我的医生你是House 医生吗?Thankfully,no.I'm Dr.Chase.幸好不是我是Chase医生Dr.House is the head of diagnostic medicine.He's very busy,but he has taken a keen interest in your case.House医生是门诊部门的主任他很忙但他已经决定亲自诊断你的病We inject gadolinium into a vein.我们向你的血管中注射钆It distributes itself throughoutyour brain and acts as a contrast material for the magnetic resonance imager.Basically,whatever's in your head lights up like a Christmas tree.-It might make you feel a little light-headed.-Dr.Cameron.I'm sorry.I have to stop you. There is a problem.它在你脑中扩散并为核磁共振仪发挥成像的作用简单说就是把你的脑袋变成一棵圣诞树-你可能会有一点头晕-Cameron医生抱歉你得停一下我们有点问题You pulled my authorization!你取消了我的授权! Yes.Why are you yelling?没错你干嘛这么嚷?No M.R.I.'s,no imaging studies, no labs.You also can't make long distance 不能做核磁共振X光不能做实验室化验phone calls.你还不能打长途电话-If you're going to fire me,have the guts to face me.-Or photocopies.You're still yelling.-你要解雇我就得有勇气面对我-还有照片你还在嚷I'm angry!You're risking a patient's life.-I assume those are two separate points.-you showed me disrespect.You embarrassed me.And as long as I work here,you have no legal-Is the yelling designed to scare me?Because I'm not sure what it is I'm supposed to be scared of.More yelling?我生气了!你在冒一个人生命的险-我想那是两个不相干的问题-你不尊重我你羞辱我只要我还在这儿工作你就没有你想吓我吗?因为我不知道我应该怕什么对我大叫?That's not scary.那没什么好怕的That you're going to hurt me? That's scary.But I'm pretty sure I can outrun you.Oh,I looked into that philosopher you quoted-Jagger.And you're right,you can't always get what you want.But as it turns out,"If you try sometimes,you get what you need." So,because you want me to treat patients,you're not letting me treat patients?你要打我?我倒是怕这个但我确定你跑不过我哦我查了你提到的那个哲学家Jagger没错你不能总是得到你想要的但同时还有"如果你努力有时你会得到你需要的"也就是说因为你想让我治疗病人你不让我治疗病人?I need you to do your job.我需要你做你的工作[Sighs]Do the M.R.I.She folded.做核磁共振吧搞定了I've got to do four hours a week in this clinic until I make up the time I've missed.我得一个礼拜在门诊干四个小时直到补全我欠下的2054.I'll be caught up in2054.2054年2054年我才能补全You better love this cousin awhole lot.你最好超喜欢你这个表妹All right,Rebecca,I know you mayfeel a little claustrophobic inthere,好了Rebecca 我知道你可能有点幽闭恐惧症but we need you to remain still.但我希望你不要动[Chase]Okay,we're going tobegin.[Machinery Clicking][Thumping,Clicking Continues]好我们开始吧I don't feel so good.我不太舒服[Chase]It's all right.Just tryto relax.[Loud Humming]没关系放松点[Gasping]-Rebecca?-[Gasping Continues]-Rebecca?Rebecca?Rebecca?Rebecca?Rebecca?Get her out of there.Oh,she probably fell asleep.She's exhausted.She was claustrophobic 30seconds ago.-She's not sleeping.We gotta gether out of there.-It'll just beanother minute.If she's having an allergicreaction to the gadolinium,she'll be dead in two minutes.把她送出来噢她也许睡着了她累坏了她30秒之前还有幽闭恐惧症-她没睡觉我们有麻烦了-只要一分钟就好如果她对钆过敏两分钟之后她就会死Hold her neck.All right.抬起她的脖子好了Oh,she's ashen.她的脸变白了She's not breathing.Epi,.5.她不呼吸了阿托品5毫升[Oxygen Hissing]Come on.快啊I can't ventilate.气囊按不动-Too much edema.Where's the -水肿太厉害气管手术包surgical airway kit?-[Chase]ing.呢?-就来Good call.干得好[Oxygen Pumping]We'll get that tube out of your throat later today.今天稍晚时候我们会把管子取出来Just get some rest for now,okay?先休息一下吧好吗? Told you.You can't trust people.跟你说过了别轻信别人She probably knew she was allergic to gadolinium.Figured it was an easy way to get someone to cut a hole in her throat.Can't get a picture.Gonna have to get a thousand words.You actually want me to talk to the patient,get a history?We need to know if there's some genetic or environmental cause that's triggering an inflammatory response.她也许知道她对钆过敏以为是个让人切开她喉咙的好办法拍不到一张照片就得问一千句话你真的希望我和病人谈话弄个病史?我们得知道是不是有遗传或者环境因素引起的发炎反应I thought everybody lied.我以为所有人都撒谎来的Truth begins in lies.真相来自于谎言Think about it.好好想想That doesn't mean anything,does it?12:52p.m.Dr.House checks in. Please write that down.Do you have cable TV here 他在胡扯对吧?中午12:52House医生上工记下来somewhere?你们这边有监视器吗?General Hospital starts in eightminutes.一般门诊8分钟之后开始No TV,but we've got patients.没有监视器可我们有病人Can't you give out the aspirin yourself?I'll do paperwork.I made sure your first case was an interesting one.Cough just won't go away?Runny nose looks a funny color? Patient admitted complaining of back spasms.Oh?I think I read about something like that in the New England Journal of Medicine.Patient is orange.你自己不能发阿司匹林吗?我得做文书工作我保证你第一个案子就很有趣不停咳嗽?鼻子的颜色很可笑?病人说有背部痉挛哦?我记得在新英格兰医药杂志上读过类似的东西病人是橙色的The color?No,the fruit.颜色?不就像桔子You mean yellow.It's jaundice.I mean orange.Well,how orange?It's probably-Exam room one.[Woman On P.A.]Dr.Kahn,you're needed in pediatrics.I was playing golf and my cleats got stuck.It hurt a little,but I kept playing.The next morning,I could barely stand up.Well,you're smiling,so I take it that means this isn't serious.你是说黄色黄疸病我是说橙色有多橙色?可能是-一号检查室Kahn医生请到儿科我在打高尔夫胸部被戳了一下有点疼但我没有停第二天早上我几乎站不起来了啊你在微笑我想那意味着并不严重What's that?What are you doing?那是什么?你干嘛呢? Painkillers.止疼片Oh,for you.For your leg.No, 'cause they're yummy.You want one?Make your back feel better.-啊你的你的腿-不它们很好吃你想要一个?让你的背好受一点Unfortunately,you have a deeper不幸的是你有个大麻烦problem.Your wife is having an affair.你老婆有外遇了-What?-You're orange,youmoron.-什么?-你变颜色了白痴It's one thing for you not to notice,but if your wife hasn't picked up on the fact that her husband has changed colors,she's just not paying attention.By the way,do you consume just a ridiculous amount of carrots and megadose vitamins?Carrots turn you yellow,the niacin turns you red.Find some finger paint and do the math.你没注意是一件事但你妻子没注意她丈夫变颜色意味着她根本不注意另外你是不是吃一大堆的胡萝卜和维生素?胡萝卜让你变黄烟酸让你变红去找点涂料注意点饮食And get a good lawyer.另外找个好律师[Door Closes]Deep breath.深呼吸It's cold.有点凉He's been using his inhaler?他一直在用吸入器吧?Not in the past few days.He's,um, only10.I worry about children taking such strong medicine so frequently.前几天没有他...嗯 (10)我担心我的孩子经常用那么强的药..What happened to your leg?你的腿怎么了?Your doctor probably was concerned about the strength of the medicine too.She probably weighed that danger against the danger of not breathing.你的医生或许也考虑了药的问题她权衡了用药的危险与不呼吸的危险Oxygen is so important during氧气对前青春期的孩子非常those prepubescent years.Don't you think?Okay,I'm gonna assume nobody has ever told you what asthma is.Or if they have,you had other things on your mind.A stimulant triggers cells in your child's airways...to release substances that inflame the air passages and cause them to contract.Mucus production increases,the cell lining starts to shed.重要你不知道?好吧我猜没人向你们解释过什么是哮喘不然你就会考虑其他事情了你孩子气管中的一个刺激感受细胞...释放出一些物质使气管发炎导致它们痉挛粘液分泌增多细胞层开始脱落-But the steroids--[Wheezing]-但类固醇The steroids stop theinflammation.类固醇抑制炎症The more often this happens-这种情况越频繁-What?The more often this happens, what?Forget it.If you don't trust steroids,you shouldn't trust doctors.[Door Closes]My mother passed away four years ago.She had a heart attack,and my father broke his back doing construction-~[Pager]It's House.It's urgent.I'm 怎么了?这种情况越频繁然后呢?别管它如果你不相信类固醇你也不用相信医生了我母亲四年前去世了心脏病我父亲盖房子的时候伤了背sorry.是House紧急事件抱歉You couldn't have knocked?你不会敲门吗?Steroids.Give her steroids.High doses of prednisone.类固醇给她用类固醇大剂量强的松You're looking for support for adiagnosis of cerebral vasculitis?你认为是脑血管炎? Inflammation of blood vessels inthe brain is awfully rare, especially for someone her age. -So Is a tumor.her sed rate Is elevated.-Mildly.That could mean anything.Or nothing.Yeah,I know.I have no reason to think that it's vasculitis.脑血管炎可是非常罕见的特别是她这个年龄-那是肿瘤了她的血检结果出来了正常那可以证明着任何事情或者否定我知道我没有任何理由认为那是脑血管炎Except that it could be.除了那可能是If the blood vessels are inflamed, that's gonna look exactly like what we saw on the M.R.I.From Trenton County,and the pressure is gonna cause neurological symptoms.-We can't diagnose that without a biopsy.-Yes,we can.We treat her.If she gets better, we know we're right.-And if we're wrong?-Then we learn something else.如果血管发炎情况就会完全符合我们看到的Trenton 县的核磁共振照片血压上升会导致神经疾病-没做活体切片我们不能确诊-不我们可以我们治疗她如果她的情况改善了我们就能确证了-如果情况没有改善呢?-那我们知道是其他毛病了Why steroids?为什么是类固醇?Just part of your treatment.只是治疗的一部分You haven't had many visitors.没有多少人来看你啊No boyfriend?Three dates.没有男朋友?才约会了三次I wouldn't have stood by him if he were vomiting all day.What about work?You must have friends from work.如果他整天吐啊吐的我也不会陪着他同事呢?同事里没有朋友吗?Pretty much everybody I like is绝大部分才五岁大five years old.The nurse said you're stopping myradiation.护士说你要停止我的放疗We're just trying somealternative medication.我们只是换一种治疗方法So where's your family from then? Steroids aren't an alternative to radiation.The tests weren't really conclusive.We're treating you for 你家里呢?类固醇不是用来治疗肿瘤的我们还没有确诊vasculitis.我们认为你有炎症It's the inflammation of bloodvessels in the brain.脑部某些血管发炎L-It's not a tumor?不是肿瘤?I don't have a tumor?我没得癌症?You should have told her the truth-It's a long shot guess. Thank you.If House is right,no harm.If he's wrong,I've given a dying woman a couple days'hope.False hope.If there was any other type available,I would have given her that.[Sniffing]Why are you smelling Billy's pants?你不该告诉她的-这还是猜测谢谢House如果是对的没有坏处如果他错了我给了一个快死的人一点希望虚假的希望如果还有其他选择我也会给她的你为什么闻Billy的裤子?I'm not.Looked like you were.我没有看起来像啊-I was smelling the floor.-Oh.-我在闻地板-哦Do you have any pets in this class?你们班里有宠物吗?No.But we used to have a gerbil, but Carly L.Dropped a book on it.不可我们曾经有一个沙鼠可Carly L.把一本书掉在它头上Careless.不小心-Do you need to smell it?-No. I'm smelling for mold.-你要闻它吗?-不我在找发霉的地方I don't need to smell it.我不需要闻它-You could smell our parrot.-You said you didn't have any pets in this class.-那你可以闻闻我们的鹦鹉-你说你们班里没有宠物啊A parrot is a bird.鹦鹉是只鸟Listen,Jackson's not the father-[Foreman]Parrots are the primary source of psittacosis.鹦鹉是鹦鹉热(传染病)的主要来源It's not the parrot.不是鹦鹉And psittacosis can lead to nerve problems and neurological complications.How many kids were in the class? Twenty.How many are home sick?None,but-None.But you figured thatfive-year-olds are more serious about bird hygiene than their teacher?Have you been through her home? She lives in Trenton.I can go up to her room tomorrow morning,ask her for the key. Would the police call for permission before dropping by to check out a crime scene?It's not a crime scene.As far as I know,she's running a meth lab 而鹦鹉热可以导致神经问题或者相关症状班里有多少孩子?二十有多少请病假?没有一个可是-没有一个但你以为五岁大的孩子比他们的老师的抵抗力更强?你去查过她家吗?她住在Trenton我明早问她要钥匙警察去检查一个犯罪现场需要去请求允许吗?那不是个犯罪现场就我所知她在地下室制造安非他out of her basement.明She's a kindergarten teacher.And if I were a kindergarten student I would trust her implicitly. [Sighs]Okay.I'll give you a"for instance."她是个幼儿园老师如果我是个幼儿园学生我毫无保留的相信她好吧我来举个例子The lady back there...给你做鸡蛋三明治的who made your egg salad sandwich-那位女士Her eyes look glassy.Did you notice that?Now,hospital policy is to stay home if you're sick.But if you're making$8.00an hour,then you kind of need the $8.00an hour,right?And the sign in the bathroom says that employees must wash after using the facilities,but I figure that somebody who wipes snot on a sleeve isn't hyperconcerned about sanitary conditions.So what do you think-should I trust her?I want you to check the patient's home for contaminants,garbage, medication.I can't just break into someone's house.Isn't that how you got into the Felkers'home?她的眼神有点呆滞注意到了?医院的规定是如果你生病了你可以在家休息但如果你一小时赚8块钱你需要这8块钱对吧?而洗手间的说明是便后必须洗手但我猜用袖子擦鼻涕的人一般不大注意卫生问题你怎么想我该相信她?我要你检查病人家的杂物车库药物我不能就这么闯进别人家你怎么进Felker家的?Yeah,I know.嗯我知道Court records are sealed.You were 16.It was a stupid mistake.法庭记录是保密的你才16岁那是个愚蠢的错误But your old gym teacher has a big mouth.Should write a thank-you note.但你的体育老师是个大嘴巴你该给他写个感谢信-I should thank him?-Well--我应该感谢他?-嗯[Crunching]I needed somebody around here with street smarts.Okay?Who knows when they're being conned,knows how to con.我需要一些特殊的人才明白吗?骗子都是被人骗出来的I should sue you.我该起诉你Pretty sure you can't sue somebodyfor wrongful hiring.我想你不能起诉别人雇佣你But I'm pretty sure I can sue if you fire me for not breaking into some lady's house.Doing research.People are fascinating,aren't they?但我确定如果你因为我不闯入别人家而解雇我我可以起诉你研究人们真有趣对吧?Why are you giving Adler steroids?为什么给Adler类固醇?Because she's my patient.That's what you do with patients-you give them medicine.You don't prescribe medicine 因为她是我的病人我做了我该做的-给病人用药based on guesses.你不能凭猜想就开药At least we don't since Tuskegee and Mengele.You're comparing me to a Nazi? Nice.至少从Tuskegee和Mengele 之后就不了你拿我和纳粹比?真好I'm stopping the treatment.我要停止用药She's my patient.It's my hospital.她是我的病人这是我的医院I did not get her sick.我没治坏她She is not an experiment.I have a legitimate theory about what's 这不是试验我有个很好的理论解释她的症状wrong with her.With no proof.但没证明There's never any proof.从来都没什么证明Five different doctors come up with five different diagnoses based on the same evidence.一种症状五个医生给出五个答案You don't have any evidence.可你一种症状都没有And nobody knows anything,huh? Then how is it you always think you're right?I don't.I just find it hard to operate on the opposite assumption.And why are you so afraid of making a mistake?Because I'm a doctor.Because when we make mistakes,people die.没有人知道任何事?你怎么会认为你总是对的?不我只是很难接受相反的假设你为什么这么怕犯错误?因为我是个医生因为如果我们犯了错会害死别人Oh,come on.不是吧People used to have more respectfor cripples,you know.以前瘸子很受尊敬的They didn't really.我骗她的So how you feeling?Much better,thanks.感觉如何?好多了谢谢Are you Dr.House?I thought he was a he,but-你是House医生吗?我猜是个男的可是-No.不Don't eat too much,too fast.别吃太多太快Thank him for me.替我谢谢他Right.好的Should I discontinue thetreatment,boss?我可以中断用药吗老板? You got lucky.你走运Cool,huh?不错哈?Okay,once again.好再来一次[Inhales,Exhales]Good.好Am I ever gonna meet Dr.House?我会见到House医生吗?[Chuckles]Well,you might run into him at the movies or on the bus.你也许会在公共汽车上或者电影院遇到他Is he a good man?他是个好人吗? He's a good doctor.他是个好医生Can you be one without the other?只是个好医生?Don't you have to care about people?Caring is a good motivator.他难道不关心别人吗?他有点另类He's found something else.他和一般人不一样Feel this,both sides?Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm.感觉到了两边?嗯嗯Okay,squeeze.Harder.All right.好挤一下用力好He's your friend,huh?他是你的朋友对吧? Yeah.是Does he care about you?他关心你吗?I think so.You don't know?我想是的你不知道?As Dr.House likes to say, "Everybody lies."It's not what people say.It's what they do.House医生说过"每个人都撒谎"关键不是人们说什么是人们怎么做Yeah.He cares about me.没错他关心我I can't see.我看不见了I can't...see.我看不见了[Monitor Beeping Rapidly]A little help in here!快来人帮忙! [Sustained Tone]Your chest will be sore for awhile.你的胸部可能会有点疼We needed to shock you to get yourheart going.我们需要给你电击起搏Okay,can you arrange these to tell a story?[Foreman]She couldn't put them in order.Could the damage have been caused by a lack of oxygen during her seizure?No.I gave her the same test five minutes later.She did just fine. The altered mental status is intermittent,just like the verbal skills.好你能把这些排成一个故事吗?她没法按顺序排出来是不是因为痉挛期间缺氧造成的损伤?不五分钟后重测她一下子就做好了逻辑思考部分受到影响和语言中枢一样So what now?结论?Given the latest symptoms,it's clearly growing deeper into the brain stem.从最新的症状来看病灶明显影响着脑部的更多组织Soon,she won't be able to walk.很快她就不能走路了She'll go blind permanently,and then the respiratory center will fail.然后永久失去视力再然后呼吸中枢失控How long do we have?我们还有多长时间?If it's a tumor,we're talking a month or two.If it's infectious, a few weeks.If it's vascular,that'll probably be fastest of all.Maybe a week.如果是肿瘤还有一两个月传染病的话几周如果是炎症可能是最糟的不到一周We're gonna stop all treatment.我们停止所有的治疗I still think it's a tumor.I think we should go back to the radiation.我还是认为是肿瘤我们应该再用放疗。
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《实习医生风云第四季Scrubs（2004）第1-10集》英中字幕
目录第1集 (2)第2集 (15)第3集 (28)第4集 (40)第5集 (52)第6集 (65)第7集 (76)第8集 (88)第9集 (100)第10集 (111)第1集My shift hasn't started yet. Try that guy. E01 还没到我上班呢找那个人Who, that guy right there? All right. Thank you. 谁那边那个人吗好的谢谢A lot's been going on around here the last twoweeks.过去两周这里发生了很多事Turk and Carla got married, that short guy hurt his hand, Turk和Carla结婚了那个矮个子的手受伤了and since I totally broke Elliot's heart, 自打我彻底伤了Elliot的心以后I was still trying to smooth things over. 我还一直在努力缓和事态Hey, buddy. What's with the giant needle? 嘿哥们拿这么大的针干什么We still had some work to do. 我们还有些工作得做Where was I? Oh, yeah. The 我说到哪儿了哦对了hospital also had a new attending psychiatrist... 医院新来了一个精神科主治医师... Dr Molly Clock. Molly Clock医生This is a really windy hospital.这真是间很酷(风很大)的医院I'm sorry. I was drying up a patient's urine. 抱歉我在吹干一位病人的尿I'm kind of a favourite around here. 我在这儿很受欢迎的Not only was Dr Clock easy on the eyes, Clock医生不仅很漂亮but apparently she was an excellent shrink. 显然她还是位优秀的精神科医生Mr Whitcomb is in the middle of a psychotic break Whitcomb先生因为自行停药from self-discontinuation of his meds, 引起了精神分裂so we need to get him on a haloperidol IV stat. 我们需要马上给他静脉注射氟哌啶醇But I also heard she was a little spacey. 我还听说她有点古怪So where were we? 我们说到哪儿了We weren't talking. 我们没有说话Was it cos of something you did? 是因为你做了什么吗'cause I'm totally over it. I don't even rememberwhat it was.我完全没事的我早忘了是什么了No, I mean, like, we've never talked. Ever. 不我是说我们从没说过话从来没- How do I know your name, then? - Y ou don't. - 那我怎么知道你名字的- 你不知道- Y ou're freakin' me out, Jimmy. –It's Johnny. - 你要让我崩溃了Jimmy - 是Johnny Why would you say Johnny? Y ou hate Johnny! 你为什么要说Johnny 你讨厌Johnny啊Now I'm gonna commit it to my memory forever. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. 我要永远牢记这个名字Johnny Johnny JohnnyDamn it! Damn it! Damn it! 去死去死去死- OK, Johnny. - Damn it! - 好啦Johnny - 去死I'm sorry I'm just meeting so many people, 真是抱歉我见了这么多人and everyone is kind of cliquish 但每个人都有点排外and I haven't really gotten to know anybody. 我还没真的了解过谁呢So let's talk. 那咱们聊聊呗It's not like I'm going anywhere, right? 看我也不像要去哪儿的样子对吧Great! Oh, thanks. OK... 太好了哦谢谢好吧Excuse me. 打断一下Turk's back from his honeymoon! Turk度蜜月回来啦Nice to meet you. 很高兴认识你Turk! Hi! Turk 嗨- Go ahead. - JD! - 去吧- JDMaybe someday he'll love me like that. 也许有一天他也会那样爱我He's here! Turk! 他到了TurkJD! JDTurk! TurkTurk? TurkJD! JDJD! JDTurk! TurkDude! 伙计Stay right there! I'm so excited! 就待在那儿我太激动了- How'd this happen? I'll holla! - The roof! - 怎么回事啊啊- 屋顶好吧听着从现在起我们叫这个屋顶A All right, look, from now on, we're calling this roofA.Got it! 好嘞Turk! TurkEagle! So, how are you, man? 雄鹰展翅你怎么样老兄Well, well, well, what do we have here? 看看看这是谁呀The newlyweds. And hey, Carla. 新婚夫妇还有Carla记住我的话新婚第一年真的很美好Mark my words, the first year of marriage is just areal treat.Sweetheart, do you remember ours? 亲爱的你记得我们那会儿吗The silly fighting for control. 为了控制权愚蠢地干架Y ou broke my jaw! 你把我下巴打碎了Y ou gotta stop that back talk early. 你得早点打住不要顶嘴- Come on, glass jaw. - Duck and move, Gandhi. - 过来玻璃下巴- 左躲右闪甘地Here it is. Watch it. Oh! Duck and move. 就这样快看哦左躲右闪Ignore him, baby. 无视他宝贝{\3c&H6C879D&\b1\c&H0D147A&\pos(307,286)\frz7.802}大家都\N喜欢阳光{\b1}我们情比金坚什么都不会改变的We have a great relationship. Nothing's gonnachange.接下来的几天里Carla开始改变每件事Over the next few days, Carla started to changeeverything.Hey, dude, get us some more ice cream. 嘿伙计给我们多拿点冰激凌来First of all, this is a Rice Dream. 首先这叫米之梦Rice Dream 某品牌冰激凌的一种系列产品Ricey. 米的味道Secondly, I can't get out of these new chairs she got. 其次我没法从她新买的这椅子里出来Am I using it right? 我这么坐对吗Carla买的这些碗装不了多少米之梦These bowls Carla bought don't hold a lot of RiceDream.I can barely get my spoon in it. Look. 我连勺子都放不进去看嘿JD 虽然我们很感谢你的结婚礼物Hey, JD, although we do appreciate the weddinggift,Turk and I decided we Turk和我还是觉得don't want this Sugar Hill Gang alarm clock. 不要这个Sugar Hill Gang闹钟了Sugar Hill Gang 美国说唱乐队We don't? 是吗I got it. 我来接I got it. I'm OK. Don't... Here it goes... 我来接我没事不要来了I'm still in the chair! It's like a bear trap! 我还在这椅子里这就像个捕熊器As I fondled Katya, my pillow girlfriend, 在我爱抚着我的枕头女友Katya时我回想着我们所有人发生的变化I thought about how things had changed for all ofus.我差点忘了当我醒来时Y ou see, I had almost forgotten that when I wakeup,it'll be the start of my last week as a resident. 就要开启我住院实习的最后一周了*Now what you hear is not a dream* *你现在听到的不是在做梦**So listen up, Y ou nappy head* *所以听好了你个卷毛脑袋**Y o, hear my rhyme, It's wake-up time* *哟听我的节奏该起床了**So get your white ass out of bed* *把你的大白屁股挪下床* Snooze. 再睡一会儿别看我啊它就是掉了拜托拜托拜托Don't look at me. It just fell. Please, please, please,please?Proceed unmolested. 无妨走吧I knew he'd buy it 我知道他会买账的因为我感觉这是进院以来最棒的一天cos today feels like one of those great days in thishospital.People really seem to be getting to know each other. 人们似乎真的开始相互了解Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. Bob Bob Bob Bob BobFantastic. Get off my face. 很好把手拿开My last week of residency had begun. 我住院实习的最后一周开始了In seven days, I'd be a full-fledged doctor. 再过七天我就会是个合格的医生了It felt pretty special to me 这对我很重要而我有预感这对另一个人也很重要And I had a hunch it meant a lot to one other personas well.Y es, milady? 什么事夫人So? Y ou feelin' all like bleaaah? 你有没有觉得哇啦啦啦That depends. Does "Bleaaah" 看情况这个"哇啦啦啦"mean confused and incredibly annoyed? 是指一头雾水和无比恼火吗Come on, man. It's our last week together. 拜托老兄这是我们在一起的最后一周了The JD and Cox train is pulling into the station. JD和Cox号列车要进站了你一定想用个什么比喻快跟我讲讲Y ou must have a metaphor you want to use. Hit mewith it.I suppose I could riff a list of things 估计我能随兴列一堆that I care as little about as our last week together. 像我们的最后一周这样我不在意的事情Let me see... 让我想想Low-carb diets, Michael Moore,低糖食物Michael MooreMichael Moore 美国电影制作人代表作有<华氏911>the Republican National Convention,共和党全国代表大会Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, 卡巴拉以及所有卡巴拉相关的产品Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 高清电视布什的女儿们无线热点The OC, UN, recycling,<橘子郡男孩> 联合国骑行<橘子郡男孩> 一部青少年题材的美剧布什的女儿们也表示喜欢看getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, 被整Danny GansDanny Gans 美国歌手喜剧大师Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, 拉丁格莱美奖正宗的格莱美奖格莱美奖是美国音乐界最重要的奖项之一\N拉丁格莱美奖于2000年启动已经成为拉丁音乐的最高殊荣\NJeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much, Jeff 那个真他妈能睡觉的童星Jeff Fatt 澳大利亚儿童乐队the Wiggles最早期的队员之一他的标志性行为就是睡觉the Y ankees payroll, the red states, the blue states, 扬基队的报酬红州蓝州扬基队是美国职业棒球大联盟中的知名队伍\N红州与蓝州代表美国选民倾向红州较支持共和党蓝州较支持民主党every hybrid car, every talk show host 每辆混合动力车每个脱口秀主持人这个星球上的每件事太阳系里的每件事everything on the planet, everything in the solarsystemeverything, everything 一切的一切everything that exists, past, present and future, 所有过去现在将来存在的一切in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. 在所有已发现的和未发现的维度中And Hugh Jackman. 还有Hugh JackmanHugh Jackman 澳大利亚电影演员代表角色有<X战警>中的金刚狼Hugh Jackman's Wolverine. How dare he? Hugh Jackman的金刚狼太放肆了I missed you guys so much. 我好想你们呀Come over tonight, we're looking at weddingpictures.今晚上过来吧我们在看结婚照呢There's this one picture of me right after 我有这么一张照片是在我刚I got sick off my third champagne and Red Bull 喝完第三杯香槟和红牛吐了以后拍的and my hair's kind of like sexy messy. 我的头发是那种性感的凌乱The photographer said he could airbrush all of the puke off my dress. 摄影师说他能把我裙子上的所有呕吐物都修掉- Already made doubles. - Y ou rock! - 已经洗了两张- 你太厉害了So is JD gonna be there tonight? 今晚JD也去吗Can't you come over anyway? 难道你不能来了吗Do you guys mind if I eat with you? 你们介意我和你们一起吃吗I don't wanna sit alone 我不想一个人坐着and sing to my food like a crazy person. 像个神经病似的对着自己的食物唱歌- Oh, my gosh. I do that. - No way! - 哦天哪我也那样- 不会吧Mostly pop songs 大多数是流行音乐you know, unless I'm eating soul food. 除非我在吃黑人传统料理Soul Food 美国黑人料理非洲裔居民的传统菜式- Where's your food? - Oh, shoot. - 你的食物呢- 哦该死Look, Elliot 听着ElliotWe'll do something later this week, just the two ofus.这周晚些时候我们去做点什么就咱俩Ok. 好的That is not my food. 这不是我的食物But I'm not getting up again. 但是我不打算再起来一趟了- I wouldn't. - Chicken salad, oh, yeah - 要我我也不会- 鸡肉沙拉哦好啊Looks good. 看上去不错I gotta go. See you. 我得走了再见It's so strange feeling all alone 感觉孤零零的好奇怪呀when like a month ago I was part of this really tightgroup, you know?一个月前我还是这个紧密团体的一员呢Y eah. I had tons of friends at my old hospital.是啊我在我以前的医院里有一堆朋友I've got to meet some new people. 我得去认识些新朋友Do you want to get a cup of coffee tonight? 你想今晚一起喝杯咖啡吗Can't. I'm hitting the Internet hard and going on afriend hunt.不能我要努力上网去搜寻朋友了Oh, chicken salad. Y ou're tasty 哦鸡肉沙拉你真好吃Y ou're food to be eaten that's good 你是用来吃的食物多么好啊When you get back from surgery, Mrs Grodberg, 你做完手术以后Grodberg夫人we'll play Scrabble again, and this time I'll beat you. 我们再玩拼字游戏这一回我要打败你Of course you'll beat her, son, 你当然会打败她了小伙子She's having half her brain removed. 她半个脑袋都要被切除了JD? A little problem this morning with Malik.JD 今天早上Malik出了点小状况Our car? Is it bad? 咱们的汽车严重吗Hey, AAA? 嘿AAAAAA美国汽车协会提供包括道路紧急救援等与汽车相关的各项服务Look, I need a pick-up on the corner of 4th and... 听着我需要接送服务我在4号路路口Y ou know what? Y ou'll see it. 知道吗你们会看见的Ah, Malik. Lots of memories in that old car. 啊Malik 这小破车里有好多回忆- Of what? - Driving, mostly. - 关于什么的- 开车大多数情况下Beep beep. 嘀嘀Look, why don't we pool our money together and 咱们不如一起凑钱buy one of those nice cute little Mini Coopers? 买辆漂亮可爱的小迷你库柏吧Baby, a Mini Cooper? 亲爱的迷你库柏吗And then the most amazing thing happened. 然后发生了一件最奇妙的事情这样吧Turk 不如你去选车吧I'll tell you what, Turk. Why don't you go pick outour car?Carla let Turk make a decision. Carla让Turk做了回主OK. But baby, you should know 好的但是宝贝你应该知道that it's not gonna be a Mini. 肯定不会是迷你的'Cause there ain't nothin' really mini about me. 因为我跟"迷你"完全不搭界- There isn't. - There isn't! - 完全不- 完全不Radford先生如果你继续拒绝物理治疗Mr Radford, if you keep turning down physicaltherapy,you'll never be strong enough to get out of this bed. 你永远都不会有力气从这床上下来了I'm tired. 我累了I know you are 我知道你累but I would love it if you'd at least try. 但如果你至少试一下我会很开心的And I would do anything for love, 我愿意为爱做任何事but I won't do that. No, I won't do that. 但我不会那样做不我不会那样做Haunting. 余音绕梁Drink your juice, Mr Blass. 喝了你的果汁Blass先生Mr Blass has Pick's disease, Blass先生患有额颞痴呆症状类似于多发梗塞性痴呆which is similar in presentation to multi-infarctdementia.他早上起来时喜欢唱歌Anyhoo, he likes to sing when he gets up in themorning,and the weird thing is, Johnny, 而奇怪的是Johnnyhe actually captures the mood of the room. 他居然能捕捉到房间里的气氛Okay, you gotta take a stand on this Johnny thing 好吧你必须得在这个Johnnybefore it becomes permanent. 成为永久称呼之前表明立场It's JD for John Dorian. So John. JD 是John Dorian的缩写因此我叫John But you know what, Johnny's fine. It's cool. 但是Johnny也行没问题What's wrong with you? 你这是怎么了Anyway, Johnny, I was noticing 总之Johnny 我注意到you were having some trouble motivating yourpatient back in there.你刚才在激励你的病人时遇到点麻烦And I actually published a paper on 我其实发表过一篇文章motivation methodology in post-operative seniors. 是关于术后老年人的激励方法的So if you want, I could help. 所以如果你愿意的话我可以帮忙What floor? 几楼Oh, my God, we're on an elevator. 哦天哪我们在电梯里了Y ou know Molly, I appreciate the offer, Molly 我很感谢你的帮忙but there's a very special doctor I use around herewhen I need help,但是我需要帮助时有专用咨询医生and he'd be pretty pissed if I didn't come to himfirst.如果我没有先去找他他会气炸的Why, Mariska? 为什么辣妹Why do you insist on bothering me with thesethings?为什么一定要拿这些事来烦我呢Please, you know you love it. 你肯定喜欢的Now, come on. One more time, for nostalgia's sake. 看在旧情的份上拜托Y ou come to see my patient, you teach me a lesson 你来看我的病人你给我上堂课and then the music plays, right? In my head, itsounds like this:然后音乐响起在我脑海里是这样的Dr Cox, can I borrow you for a minute? Cox医生可以借用你一分钟吗Borrow me? Dear heart, you'd be rescuing me. 借用我亲爱的你是在营救我Newbie, you're on your own. Get used to it. 菜鸟你只能靠你自己适应吧I'm gonna prove to you why my first year ofmarriage我要证明给你看为什么我结婚第一年isn't gonna be as hard as yours was. 不会像你当初那么艰辛I think you're setting the bar a little low on that onethere, sweetcheeks.我觉得你对这件事定的标准有点低甜妞- Still, the point is I'm smarter than you. - Inrelationships?- 但重点是我比你聪明- 在感情上吗- In everything. - Right. - 所有事情上- 好吧See, even though I make all the decisions, 虽然所有事都由我决定whenever I see Turk is getting upset, 每当我觉得Turk感到失落时I throw him a little decision that means nothing to me. 我就扔给他一个对我无关痛痒的小事让他定Like buying a new car. 比如买辆新车As long as it's got four wheels and air conditioning,I'm happy.只要有四个轮子和空调我都开心Check it, baby! Scooters. 快看宝贝小摩托Fantastic. 真棒He's a drinker. 他是个酒鬼{\frx358\fry350\org(448,154)\move(304,68,344,81,2180,2620)}周五值班人员:酒鬼Clever. Look, JD, I think this is so unfair. 聪明听着JD 我觉得这很不公平I mean, I never get to see Turk and Carla anymore. 我再也见不到Turk和Carla了It's like we got divorced 就像是我们分手了and you get to keep the friends because you live with them. 但因为你跟他们住一起所以你们还是朋友It just feels like you guys are part of some sort ofgang or something.感觉你们就像是什么团伙成员之类的Elliot, you're overreacting. We're not some kind ofgang, OK?Elliot 你想多了我们不是什么团伙好吗Ok. 好吧Wolverines... 金刚狼...let's roll! 出发啦That joyride around the hospital made me realizetwo things.绕着医院的愉快骑行让我意识到两件事First, it's a bad idea to take a full bladder out onyour hog.首先憋满尿出去骑摩托不是个好主意Also, I had to draw upon all my medical experience 还有我必须要使出我浑身医术to get Mr Radford out of bed. 让Radford先生从床上起来Mr Radford, they're showing Cocoon in the chapel! Radford先生他们正在小礼堂放<茧>呢<茧> 1985年上映的美国科幻电影由Steve Guttenberg等主演I'm not a big Guttenberg fan. 我不是很迷GuttenbergWell, you're the only one, 好吧你真独特cos people in the hall are going crazy. 走廊里的其他人都要疯了Akbar, Akbar, Akbar. Akbar Akbar AkbarOh, Johnny! 哦JohnnyRun away with me? 弃我而去了I was just looking at Mr Radford's chart. 我刚才在看Radford的病历I know you're new here, 我知道你是新来的but that's my patient's chart, 但那是我病人的病历and no one touches my patient's chart. 没人能动我病人的病历Except for him. Y es! I knew he couldn't stay away! 除了他耶我知道他不会袖手旁观的Hi, I'm Molly, and I kinda tagged in here 我是Molly 我刚好with the Mr Radford thing... 了解了下Radford的情况Molly, Molly. Y ou lost me at hello.Molly 从一开始我就没听你说话了Wow. No touchie. 哇噢不要乱摸Fair enough. Mr Radford, 好呀Radford先生do I understand that you have pain issues, 我是否可以理解为你有疼痛的问题but you don't want physical therapy? 但是你不想做物理治疗I just don't have it in me. 我就是做不来Here comes the magic. 奇迹就要出现了He always gives me goose bumps. 他总能让我起一身鸡皮疙瘩OK, then. I sure hope you're comfortable in thatbed,好吧那么我祝愿你躺得舒服cos you're gonna be in one just like it 因为你将在这种床上for the rest of your natural-born life. 度过你的余生了What the hell was that? 什么玩意儿That was me talking to a patient who has thrown inthe towel.那就是我跟一个放弃治疗的病人的对话Y ou can't save everyone. 你没法救治所有人Newbie, so I suggest you start working with people who want your help. 菜鸟所以我建议你去帮助需要你帮助的人吧That's what I will be doing. 是我我会那样做的Goose bumps? 鸡皮疙瘩They're small. Y ou can't see them. 很小的你看不见Oh, Mrs Grodberg, "Jzilbek" Is not a word. 哦Grodberg女士"Jzilbek"不是个单词I'm still beating you. 我还是赢了你了Well, I'm just glad your surgery went OK 你的手术顺利我就很开心了and you still have your A game. I don't really carewho wins.而且你仍旧擅长这个游戏我不在乎谁赢Half a brain, damn it! 半个脑袋可恶Good night, Giselle.晚上好GiselleDr Cox? Cox医生I just want you to know 只是想让你知道I'm not ready to give up on Mr Radford. 我还没准备放弃Radford先生Do you want me to give you 你想让我再给你来一次my "Things I don't care about" speech Again? "我所不关心的事情"的演讲吗Because you know, I've updated it to include 因为我已经更新过了包括了all white guys who add "izzle" to anything.在所有词后面加"izzle"的白人"-izzle"是黑人混混常用词语后缀I agrizzle, my nizzle.哎哟亲必须同意Go on home and get in bed, will ya. 回家睡觉去吧I'm betting your friend Mr Radford's already in his. 我打赌你的朋友Radford先生早就睡了I'll see you. 再见啦Well, sweetheart, you're here early. 哇小甜心你来这么早Y ou know I didn't have any plans last night, 我昨晚没什么安排so I went to bed at 8 and woke up at 4, 所以8点就睡了然后4点就醒了And then I realized the sunrise looks beautifulthrough the trees,然后我意识到透过树枝看日出是那么美and that my neighbour gets his paper in the nude. 然后我的邻居裸着就出来拿报纸了And that he needs to lose, like, 900 pounds. 他得减掉个800多斤才行In the future, the appropriate response is, "Y es, I amhere early."以后呢最好的回答是"是啊我来早了"It's called "Small talk." Not "My depressing life in 30 seconds." 这叫"寒暄" 而不是"30秒说我的沮丧生活"I am not depressed, sir! 我没沮丧啊先生In fact, nothing is gonna get me down today! 事实上今天任何事情都不能让我沮丧*All by myself. Don't wanna be. All by* *我孤身一人我不想这样*Eric Carmen - <All by myself>Oh, shut up! 哦闭嘴Did you tell my patient to shut up? 你是叫我的病人闭嘴吗Cos that seems not very doctor-y. 这可不像医生该做的No. I mean, 不我是说I said it like those high school girls do in the mall.我是像那些高中女生在商场里那样讲的like "Oh, shut up!" 就像"哦闭嘴"I should go. 我得走了Kick it, Mr Blass. 唱起来Blass先生Ring around the janitor! Pocket full of... 绕着清洁工转圈圈满口袋的- Y ou're funny. Pocket full of what? - Zanitors. - 你很搞笑满口袋什么- Zanitors Not a word. 不是个单词Why the giant X? 这个大X是干什么的Why the stupid face? 这一脸蠢样是干什么的Touché. 对得好Y ou know, I know you knocked that exit sign down. 我知道是你把那个出口指示牌碰下来的那么我估计要得到个相对应的报复了Well then I'm sure I can expect an appropriateretaliatory response.Maybe you could shoot me in the neck. 也许你可以攻击我的脖子Sounds like fun, but no. 听上去很有趣但是不了Our game is over, buddy. 我们的游戏结束了伙计Y our residency is coming to a close 你的住院实习就要结束了and that's it. Nothing left to do, but... 就那样了没什么好做的只有What can I say? It's been... 我能说什么呢有点- ...horrifying. - Thank you. - 震惊- 谢谢这很酷啊也许我们还能成为朋友This is kinda cool. Y ou know, maybe we could, like,be friends.Y ou like hunting squirrels? 你喜欢捉松鼠吗I've never tried it. 我从没试过Easiest thing in the world. 世上最简单的事All you need are some walnuts and a boxing glove. 你只需要些核桃和一只拳击手套And the day just got better from there. 这一天从这里开始就变得美好了Mostly because Mr Radford had 更多的是因为Radford先生the same "Screw you, Dr Cox" attitude that I had. 和我一样有种"Cox医生去死"的态度Good stuff, Mr Radford. I'm proud of you. 不错哦Radford先生我为你骄傲I hate you. 我恨你Excuse me, doctor. 打扰一下医生I dropped a nickel in that therapy whirlpool. 我把硬币掉进了那个漩涡浴治疗机里Y ou think you could get it for me? 请问你能帮我拿出来吗OK, but stand back. 可以你往后退These things can be pretty dangerous. 这种东西可能会很危险Oh, boy... 哦伙计Turn it off! Turn it off! 关掉它关掉它是在拍摄什么"圣心医院奇葩集"吗Are they shooting some sort of "Geeks of SacredHeart" Calendar out here?Actually, no. I almost drowned diving for a nickel, 才没有呢我差点为了五分钱淹死但我估计你对小团伙和偷盗朋友的but I'm sure you're more interested in conspiracytheoriesabout gangs and friend-stealing. Peace out. 阴谋论更感兴趣回见Why did you kick my scooter? 你为什么要踢我的摩托车Why? All you Americans are bullies. 为什么你们美国人都爱欺负人That is why the whole world hates you. 怪不得全世界都讨厌你们Easy, Massimo. It's OK. She's gonna fix it. 别激动Massimo 没事的她会修好的Just go inside, I'll meet you in my office. 进去吧到我办公室里聊He's not even Italian. 他都不是意大利人I'm sorry. Look, you wouldn't understand. 我很抱歉是这样的你不会理解的不我理解你感到孤独被抛弃No, I get it. I mean, you're feeling lonely. Y ou'refeeling rejected.I mean most people around here won't talk to me, 这里的大多数人都不跟我讲话and even Johnny won't take my help. 连Johnny都不接受我的帮助Who's Johnny? Johnny是谁他是个实习医生头发像上了发胶Y ou know, he's a resident, he's got like gelled-uphair,and he and his friends are in a motorcycle gang. 他和他的朋友是一个摩托车团伙的I knew it! 我就知道Y ou know what, Elliot,知道吗Elliotyou act like everyone's boxing you out, 你感觉像是所有人把你拒之门外but you wouldn't even get a cup of coffee with me. 但是你都不跟我一起喝杯咖啡Peace out, baby. 回见亲爱的Why is everybody saying that? 为什么每个人都用这个词Great news, baby! 好消息宝贝I just picked your grandparents up from the airport! 我刚刚从机场把你爷爷奶奶都接上了Hang on, Nana! Hang on, Grandpa! 抓紧了奶奶抓紧了爷爷Not only did I get them home, 我不仅把他们接回了家I lost six pounds! 我还减了5斤肉Give me those stupid keys! 给我那些可恶的钥匙That's what I think of your scooters. 这就是我对你的小摩托的看法No more bugs in my teeth, 再也不要小虫子飞进牙齿里no more helmet head, 再也不要戴着头盔no more making deals with God every time 再也不要在高速上一有卡车经过a truck passes me on the freeway okay? 就向上帝祈祷好吗It's over! That's it! 就这样了到此为止What the hell just happened? 刚才到底发生了什么Y ou got married, Turkelton. 你结婚了TurkeltonThat, my friends, is Mr Radford getting out of bed. 朋友们请看Radford先生从床上起来了And that's Mr Radford falling back into bed, Radford先生又倒下了but still enough to rub it in Dr Cox's face. 但仍然足以用来打Cox医生的脸That's so great. But I wouldn't do that 太棒了但是我是不会那么做的unless you want him to rub your face in it. 除非你想让他打你的脸Did you not see what just happened? 你没看见刚才发生了什么吗Or do you not get face-rubbing? 还是你没有被打过脸Because it's more than just a bizarre way to memorize people's names. 这可不是用奇怪的方式去记住人们的名字Johnny, I mean what Dr Cox did was Johnny 我是说Cox医生所做的是classic reverse psychology. And so's this. 经典的逆反心理疗法就像是这样Behavioural modification can sometimes 行为矫正有时可以be brought about through classic conditioning.通过经典条件反射来实现Reverse psychology? Nothing? 逆反心理没感觉吗'Cause that really kills at the psychiatricconferences.这在心理学会议上反响很强烈I must go to one of those. 我一定得去参加一个Look, isn't it possible 有没有可能that Dr Cox tricked you as a motivational ploy? Cox医生对你使的是一种激励手段Hmm... no. 唔不会的After he said there was no hope with Mr Radford, 在他说Radford先生已毫无希望以后didn't you both work harder? 你们两个不是都更努力了吗No. Y ou're like a crazy person. 没有你怎么跟神经了似的Look, I'll tell you something else. 我跟你说点其他的I mean Dr Cox is a textbook, Cox医生是个教科书式的closed-off alpha male. 自我封闭的大男子主义者I mean, you can try forever, 你可以继续尝试but you're never gonna get that hug that you reallywant.但你永远也得不到你想要的拥抱的Excuse me, I'm not a child. I'm a doctor. 抱歉我不是小孩子我是个医生And I'll get that hug. 我会得到那个拥抱的Hey! Watch it! 嘿小心Hot! 好烫- I... - Hot! Hot! - 我- 好烫好烫...brought you coffee. 给你拿了杯咖啡It's burning. It's like fire. 超级烫像着火了Baby, I know you don't want to return the scooters. 宝贝我知道你不想把小摩托退了Can't this wait till after my scooter club's 能不能等我的摩托俱乐部fall foliage trip through Maine? 穿越缅因州的秋叶游完了再退- No, Turk! - Man! - 不能Turk - 大哥Look, you're a husband now. 听着你现在是丈夫了When you make decisions you're supposed to think 你做决定时得考虑我们需要什么about what we need,not what you want. 而不是你想要什么It doesn't seem like you're doing that. 你好像不是这么做的Y ou took away my clock, and you sold my chairs, 你把我的闹钟拿走了把我的椅子卖了这些滑稽的小碗是些什么玩意and what the hell is up with these ridiculously tinybowls?They're sake cups, Jethro! 这是清酒杯大哥I knew that. 这我知道Everything I do, Turk, I do it for us. 我所做的每件事Turk 都是为了我们哦是吗那为什么Rowdy闻着有雏菊味Oh, yeah? Then why does Rowdy smell likedaisies?Cos I had him filled with potpourri. 因为我给他填充了混合香料- 你留着那小摩托吧- 我就是这个意思- Y ou can keep the scooters. - That's what I'mtalking about.- Marriage is gonna be tricky. - Y eah. - 婚姻生活好复杂- 是啊Thanks. 谢谢- How are your thighs? - They're very hot and pink. - 你的大腿怎么样- 非常烫还很红Do you want me to rub ointment on them? 要不要我给你大腿上擦点药膏It's OK. 没关系啦Weird. 奇怪Look at that. I knew I smelled 快看啊我就知道我闻到了that odd combination of fear and baby powder. 那股畏惧和婴儿粉的奇葩组合How does he know about my belly rash? 他怎么知道我肚子上有疹子的Look, Dr Cox, I know you 听着Cox医生我知道你were using reverse psychology with Mr Radford. 对Radford先生是在用逆反心理疗法- Y ou do, do you? - Y es! - 你知道真的吗- 是的I figured it out all by myself 我完全自己琢磨出来的没有其他人帮我或者给我讲解过without anyone helping me or explaining it directlyin my face or anything.Well, nubile one, 好嘛成熟了嘛your last lesson and you didn't even need it. 你的最后一课你都不需要上嘛Three years and it's finally over. 三年了终于结束了I know what you want. I do. 我知道你想要什么我知道Come here. 过来Oh, my God, it's finally happening.哦天哪终于要发生了Don't miss a moment. Take it all in. 不浪费一分一秒好好把握Good God, Fantasia. 天哪Fantasia你不是真以为我教完你了吧有吗Y ou don't actually think I'm done teaching you, doyou?你难道不理解今天和明天唯一的区别是Do you not understand the only difference betweentoday and tomorrow当你明早起床来到这里is that when you wake up tomorrow and startcoming in here。
Zoidberg医生
简介《飞出个未来》中的剪刀手Zoidberg医生，为本剧增加无穷乐趣的龙虾医生！年龄：不确定种族：十足类来自星球：十足目十号星工作：星际快递公司雇佣的医生第一次出场：The series has landed（第一季第二集）简介：John A. Zoidberg医生是TV动画连续剧飞出个未来中虚构的角色。
他是个外形像龙虾的外星人。
他从十足目十号星迁往31世纪的地球。
在飞出个未来中，他是星际快递公司雇佣的医生，即使他对人类的生理构造一无所知。
Zoidberg医生由Billy West配音，Zoidberg医生的口音是变调的犹太口音。
角色：Zoidberg是星际快递的医生，虽然他声称自己是人类医学领域的专家，但是他对人类解剖学和生理学的知识少的可以忽略不计。
比如，他不能区分机器人和人类，也不能区分人类男性和女性，他相信心脏是消化食物的器官以及人类有多张嘴。
他对人类的了解，看起来是来自电视中的广告节目。
Zoidberg的种族，是十足目类生物（来自充满沙子的星球:十足目十号星）中的蟹类，他有着像龙虾一般的钳子，嘴上有触须，有层坚硬的壳，壳里面是肉乎乎、无骨的软体，头上有鳍（通常看不见），有个墨汁囊及非常复杂的内脏器官，包括多个心脏和胃。
某个季节，所有的十足目族人都要去参加一个他们称为“狂欢节”交配活动，这让他们的行为举止神经和狂躁。
在这个混乱的时刻，他们只由下半身指挥行动。
他们有着不可思议的力量（比人类要大得多），他们头上的鳍在“狂欢会”的“色情秀”上会露出来，他们的臭味腺会非常臭，并且男性会充满男性果酱（不用明说这是什么吧），女性充满卵子。
但是不幸的是，十足目类一旦传递自己的基因后就死了。
在Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles这集中（第四集第九集）暗示了年轻的的十足目类可以在他们成人之前通过各种甲壳或无脊椎形态繁殖。
Zoidberg总是发出高音的呜嗬嗬的声音，有点像Three Stooges里的Curly。
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00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:08,167I've always been ableto sleep through anything.200:00:08,383 --> 00:00:12,137 Storms, sirens, you name it.Last night, I didn't sleep.300:00:14,889 --> 00:00:17,767I guess I get a little goofywhen I'm nervous.400:00:20,937 --> 00:00:23,212You see, today isn't just any other day.500:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,672It's my first day.600:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,135I'm the man.700:00:35,577 --> 00:00:38,614 Three years of pre-medand four years of med school800:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,707have made me realise one thing...900:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,911 Could you drop an NG tubeon the patient in 2341000:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,924and then call the attending?1100:00:46,087 --> 00:00:47,918 ...I don't know Jack.1200:01:05,106 --> 00:01:06,619So this is my story.1300:01:06,775 --> 00:01:10,450- I'm supposed to be in intensive care. - We just turfed him there.1400:01:10,695 --> 00:01:14,324I became a doctor to help people,but orientation yesterday1500:01:14,574 --> 00:01:17,134didn't really focus on patient care.1600:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,158The hospital doesn't wanna be sued.1700:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,365 Being sued is not a good thing.1800:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,370- Hey, Turk?- What's up?1900:01:23,541 --> 00:01:25,771You know how I'm downwith the rap music?2000:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,951 Dude, be whiter.2100:01:29,756 --> 00:01:34,068Chris Turk's my best friend. We roomed together in college and med school.2200:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,733We even got acceptedby the same hospital.2300:01:38,973 --> 00:01:41,487Here's the thing. Tupac, DMX, Dr Dre,2400:01:41,685 --> 00:01:45,564in most of their songs, they usean extremely volatile racial slur.2500:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,532- The ''N'' word.- I got it.2600:01:47,691 --> 00:01:50,683My question is this:if we're both singing along,2700:01:50,902 --> 00:01:53,336and I wouldnever use the word otherwise,2800:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,646- am I allowed to say...- No.2900:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,019That's good for me to know.00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:03,594 Finally, doctors, if there is a mistake, don't admit it to the patient.3100:02:03,915 --> 00:02:08,943Of course, if the patient is deceased, and you're sure,3200:02:09,254 --> 00:02:13,964you can feel free to tellhim or her anything.3300:02:18,304 --> 00:02:19,783I found us an apartment.3400:02:19,931 --> 00:02:24,846 OK, gang, I'm Dr Bob Kelso,and I'm your Chief of Medicine,3500:02:25,145 --> 00:02:29,297so I just want to encourage you all to think of me as your safety net.3600:02:29,566 --> 00:02:33,354 Because I promise you,we're a family here.3700:02:33,611 --> 00:02:36,728 Now, then, go get 'em, doctors.3800:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,621The surgical internsare gonna go grab a beer.39The medical interns are havinga Pac-Man tournament. We're all twelve.4000:02:44,622 --> 00:02:46,101I love Pac-Man.4100:02:46,249 --> 00:02:51,277Me, too. I love watching it,I love playing it, I love all of it.4200:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,148- I'm Elliot.- Ell-i-ot.4300:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,774Don't do that.4400:02:55,925 --> 00:02:58,120I'm JD. This is Turk.4500:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,294Are you medical or surgical?4600:03:00,472 --> 00:03:01,507 Medical.4700:03:02,891 --> 00:03:04,563Hello.4800:03:04,726 --> 00:03:08,924Every male in my family is a doctor. That's why Dad gave me a guy's name,49made me play sports, date girls. Joking.5000:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,247I know.I would've laughed if you'd paused.5100:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,000I know what you're thinking.5200:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,874Your butt looks liketwo Pringles hugging.5300:03:20,075 --> 00:03:22,908- No, you don't.- I'm Miss ''Hyper-Competitive.''5400:03:23,119 --> 00:03:26,828It used to be a big problem for me. Used to. Past tense.5500:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,174Are we racing?5600:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,656Yes!5700:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,867I'm not that desperate.5800:03:40,136 --> 00:03:41,330No!59You do a lot of cardio?6000:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,099 Oh, yes.6100:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,199 Elliot Reid? John Dorian? Great.6200:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,521 One, I am your resident,Dr Jeffrey Steadman. Not ''Jeff'.6300:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,386 Two, here are your manuals.6400:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,976 Notice how quickly peoplemake an impression?6500:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,808I am a tool. I am a tool.I am a tool, tool, tool.6600:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,520- An unbelievably annoying tool.- Yeah.6700:04:18,717 --> 00:04:22,266 These are your beepers.From now on, they control your life.6800:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,865 Thanks. Move it.6900:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,527 Back to today.7000:04:26,016 --> 00:04:28,610- I was paged.- First day, Bambi?7100:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,904 Don't look at mewhen we're moving someone.7200:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,333 Why?7300:04:34,899 --> 00:04:37,367- We're waiting for Dr Cox.- Hi, doctor...7400:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,878- Place an IV for me.- We'll talk later.7500:04:40,071 --> 00:04:44,701 Carla, do you spray the perfume on or fill your bathtub up7600:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,461- and splash around in it?- I smell nice.7700:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,176 You've done this to cadavers.He's alive.7800:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,250 Poke it through his skin. Now!7900:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,807 Time's up.Carla, will you do it for him?8000:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,877 - Why tell her?- Shut up and watch.8100:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,276 Be nice to Bambi.8200:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,655 Why's he got to try and die every day during my lunch?8300:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,002 That's insensitive.8400:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,579 Mistake.8500:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,521 Man's 92, has dementia, doesn't know we're here.8600:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,479 He is inches from Carla's rack and hasn't flinched.8700:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,565 - That is so sweet.- Yeah, it is.8800:05:15,774 --> 00:05:17,685 What about his subconscious?8900:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,097 Eisenhower was a sissy.9000:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,299I think we're gonna be OK.9100:05:26,493 --> 00:05:29,326 From now on,whenever I'm in the room,9200:05:29,537 --> 00:05:31,846you're definitely not allowed to talk.9300:05:34,542 --> 00:05:38,421Dr Dorian, can you tell mewhat ailment most often...9400:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,470 Rounds is like being on a game show.9500:05:42,008 --> 00:05:42,997 What is uraemia?9600:05:43,134 --> 00:05:48,367That's my boy. Nice clean jobon the Foley catheter.9700:05:48,682 --> 00:05:52,118I had a nurse do it.I'm still afraid to touch anybody.9800:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,773I've been thinking a lot about Elliot.A whole lot.9900:05:56,981 --> 00:05:59,211Dr Reid, you're late.10000:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,153I got puked on.10100:06:01,319 --> 00:06:05,597You're off the hook if you can tell me what to look for in a uraemic patient.10200:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,503 Anyway, I'm going for it.10300:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,695- Infection.- Infection?10400:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,587That's my girl.10500:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,430 Moving on.10600:06:14,582 --> 00:06:16,459- I knew the answer.- I'm sure you did.10700:06:16,626 --> 00:06:19,220- I'm just frazzled.- How could you not be?10800:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,616If there's anythingI can do for you...10900:06:21,798 --> 00:06:25,313You could let me take you to dinner tomorrow night.11000:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,543 Around seven?11100:06:27,721 --> 00:06:28,995Or eight?11200:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,016Why not?11300:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,456Nice!11400:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,433''Why not?'' That's what she said.11500:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,397''Why not?''11600:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,634 Daddy, why did you marry Mommy?11700:06:39,816 --> 00:06:42,376 Tiger, I gave heran answer during rounds11800:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,241 and she screwed my brains out.11900:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,210 You're the man.12000:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,882 What the hell are you doing?12100:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,757 Did you actually just page me12200:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,960 to find out how much Tylenolto give to Mrs Lenzer?12300:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,247I was worriedit could exacerbate...12400:07:09,429 --> 00:07:13,183It's regular-strength Tylenol. Here's what you do.12500:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,550 Open her mouth,take a handful and throw it at her.12600:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,364 Whatever sticks,that's the correct dosage.12700:07:19,564 --> 00:07:23,523Under no circumstances are you to compromise our no-talking agreement.12800:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,132Dr Kelso is always saying...12900:07:26,321 --> 00:07:29,313I'm gonna say thisas carefully as possible,13000:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,045so I don't overstate it.13100:07:31,201 --> 00:07:34,955Dr Kelso is the most evilhuman being on the planet13200:07:35,205 --> 00:07:38,595and may in fact be Satan himself.13300:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,427It's just that this isn'twhat I expected.13400:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,778Most of my patients are...13500:07:45,340 --> 00:07:49,413older and sortachecked-out, mentally.13600:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,670 Pumpkin, that's modern medicine.13700:07:52,889 --> 00:07:57,644 Advances that keep people alivewho should've died a long time ago.13800:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,325Back when they lostwhat made them people.13900:08:00,522 --> 00:08:04,754Your job is to stay sane enough so when someone does come in that you can help,14000:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,381you're not so braindeadyou can't function.14100:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,642For the love of God, what?14200:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,777Should we be talkingabout this in front of...14300:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,984Her? She's dead.14400:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,722Write this down.If you push around a stiff,14500:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,873nobody'll ask you to do anything.14600:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,882You've been like a father to me.14700:08:24,045 --> 00:08:27,560If they find outnurses are doing your procedures,14800:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,632you'll be kicked out so quick,your head'll spin.14900:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,072And there it is.15000:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,017Have a terrific day.15100:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,796I'm not really dead.15200:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,413 Bambi, here's Mrs Lenzer's tox screen.15300:08:43,606 --> 00:08:46,040Is Turk havingthe same experience I am?15400:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,464- I am such a stud.- Probably not.15500:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,372I had my handsinside of a guy's chest.15600:08:51,573 --> 00:08:55,646I couldn't even see them. I should not be allowed to do stuff like that.15700:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,669 Wassup?15800:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,138- You weren't scared?- One way or another,15900:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,811 everyone stops bleeding.16000:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,153- That is so deep.- No, it isn't.16100:09:04,336 --> 00:09:05,530It's a little deep.16200:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,104- About the apartment...- T-Man!16300:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,480 Word up, boy, how you doing?16400:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,114- All right.- Todd, JD.16500:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,822- JD, this is my man Todd.- What's goin'...16600:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,621 I was back in high school.16700:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,563 Surgical interns are allslice 'em and dice 'em.16800:09:23,772 --> 00:09:26,445 Medical interns are trainedto think about the body.16900:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,685 Diagnose, test.Medical interns...17000:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,657 You got a stain.17100:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,508 ...we're the chess club.17200:09:36,493 --> 00:09:40,532 I just have bad gas.What are you testing me for?17300:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,542 To see if your gascould be harmful to others.17400:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,645 He's just scared. Talk to him.17500:09:48,838 --> 00:09:52,831 Look, Mr Burski, I hearda systolic murmur in your heart,17600:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,324 which is most likely nothing, but if I don't check you out,17700:09:56,554 --> 00:09:59,864 - I'll worry about you all day.- Then I'll do it. For you.17800:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,692 You're a good man.17900:10:08,692 --> 00:10:11,286 I'm waiting for someone.18000:10:11,486 --> 00:10:15,479 The door is broke. Probablythe fifth time or so it don't open.18100:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,458 Maybe a penny's stuck in there.18200:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,733 - Why a penny?- I don't know.18300:10:20,370 --> 00:10:23,601 - Did you stick a penny in there? - No, I was making small talk.18400:10:23,832 --> 00:10:27,791 If I find a penny in there,I'm taking you down.18500:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,043 Welcome to rounds, kids.18600:10:31,214 --> 00:10:34,126Elliot is the only thingkeeping me from losing my mind.18700:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,014She is my dream girl.18800:10:36,177 --> 00:10:40,853The necrosis and infected stool most likely indicate what, Dr Dorian?18900:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,299I don't know.19000:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,199Sir, I have no idea.19100:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,314Dr Reid, can you help him out?19200:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,919 Superior mesenteric insufficiency.19300:10:58,241 --> 00:11:01,438That's my girl.Patient number two.19400:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,757''Superior mesenteric...''19500:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,922 Draining stomach fluidwill get my spirits up.19600:11:12,130 --> 00:11:15,008- Circles for you.- Shut up and do it.19700:11:15,216 --> 00:11:19,892 Fantastic. Now just suck out the fluid with the giant needle.19800:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,171 Needle's too big.I'm gonna get a nurse.19900:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,658 Come on, man. Learn by doing.20000:11:26,686 --> 00:11:30,122Why couldn't I do that?I hated him at that moment.20100:11:32,776 --> 00:11:35,244 OK, maybe the needlewas a little too big.20200:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,640- You think?- What's going on?20300:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,938 Nothing. This is totally normal.20400:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,396So are you gonnamove your stuff in?20500:11:43,578 --> 00:11:47,207 That's why I came by. I think it's better if we both branched out.20600:11:47,457 --> 00:11:50,176Tell him that's stupid.Tell him you need him.20700:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,971I feel the same way.20800:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,222 What's it likebeing a young hotshot doctor?20900:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,627Did you ever go see a movie everyone told you was great21000:12:05,850 --> 00:12:09,479and because of all the expectations, you were disappointed?21100:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,562 Movies nowadayshave too many special effects.21200:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,526 That was my point.21300:12:15,443 --> 00:12:19,118My first code. Someone's heart fails,they beep everyone.21400:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,673 The first doctor inhas to run the room,21500:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,141 decides if a patient lives or dies.21600:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,318 What, am I crazy?21700:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,864 You chicken.21800:12:31,042 --> 00:12:34,193 Don't worry.Turk was there, ''learning by doing''.21900:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,093- Charged.- Clear.22000:12:38,675 --> 00:12:41,792 The guy was just sleeping, attached to a faulty monitor.22100:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,843I thought we cared for each other.22200:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,164 You just wanna sleep with me.22300:12:46,349 --> 00:12:49,466I don't wanna sleep with you now.22400:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,246Do me right here.22500:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,793 See?22600:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,066 Right. Pass me a trach kit.22700:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,676 Thanks.22800:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,312Our date is totally cancelled.22900:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,513I was sitting on the floorfor two reasons.23000:13:13,710 --> 00:13:17,749 One, I tried to lock Elliot in that supply closet and she kicked me. Hard.23100:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,281And two, the on-call room was locked.23200:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,940Come on,I got ten minutes to sleep.23300:13:24,888 --> 00:13:25,877 Wait.23400:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,084 Tell me if I'm going too fast, OK?23500:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,415 Lose the clothes.23600:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,216I heard Turkwas gonna move in with Todd.23700:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,310I'm surprised that freakisn't in there with him.23800:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,084 Damn, this is hot.23900:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,049 Nice.24000:13:43,198 --> 00:13:44,517 Your turn.24100:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,091 No, I gotta get back,but very nice.24200:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,236 Hey, Bambi.24300:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,425I'll call you, OK?24400:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,218Give me a big ''ahh''.24500:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,334A big-boy ''ahh''.24600:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,621Turk almost had sexin the on-call room.24700:14:00,799 --> 00:14:03,871You realise, of course,I have no idea who Turk is,24800:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,244but good for him.24900:14:06,429 --> 00:14:10,900You see, Billy, it turns outthat sex is life-affirming.25000:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,698What do you say?Got a urine sample for me?25100:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,613I just did five minutes ago.25200:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,569But here's the thing.25300:14:17,732 --> 00:14:22,362Take this, put it on the ground, close your eyes and go nuts. What do you say?25400:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,929 - Cool!- Attaboy. Go get 'em.25500:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,792 - Why are you here?- Seems like a good kid.25600:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,508 You're worriedabout being on call tonight.25700:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,024 Yeah.25800:14:33,623 --> 00:14:36,820 Look, worst-case scenario,25900:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,476 you kill somebody,26000:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,983 and it's with youthe rest of your life.26100:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,005 But that is the absoluteworst-case scenario.26200:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,368 Just have the nurses do the stuff you're too chicken to do,26300:14:47,595 --> 00:14:51,110 which is everything, and if you have a really rough admission...26400:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,418 Call you?26500:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,629No! Hide in the closet again.26600:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,461 This is fun.26700:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,561- Nurse?- I'm a doctor.26800:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,611 The stethoscope, the beeper,a doctor, got it?26900:15:02,819 --> 00:15:03,934 Relax.27000:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,459I hate the ''darlings'',the ''sweethearts''.27100:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,728No need to tell me how hard it is being a woman here.27200:15:09,951 --> 00:15:13,864 You're helping by wearing a thong and hooking up in the on-call room.27300:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,030 Word gets around.27400:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,522You talk like that,do you even know my name?27500:15:19,711 --> 00:15:23,420I spend every second of my life either here or taking care of my mom,27600:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,392so, yeah,maybe I needed a little closeness.27700:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,868You never had a quickieat the club, right?27800:15:29,054 --> 00:15:32,410Or snuck some skinny college boy up to your sorority room.27900:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,552And my thong?I think it makes my ass look good.28000:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,408And some days, I needto feel good about something.28100:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,960And you judge me?Well, guess what?28200:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,743 Word does get around,Ms Out-For-Herself.28300:15:43,943 --> 00:15:48,459So you can dump on everyone here if you want, but you will not hurt me.28400:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,789Her name's Carla, by the way.28500:16:11,680 --> 00:16:16,151 Hey, champ.First night on call starts soon, huh?28600:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,867You must be excited.28700:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,582You betcha.28800:16:20,730 --> 00:16:24,200 About Mrs Pratt.28900:16:24,442 --> 00:16:28,151I heard you wanted to put heron the hospital's transplant list.29000:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,715I'd recommendkeeping her on dialysis a little longer.29100:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,259- Maybe we'll get lucky.- No problem, sir.29200:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,249 Great. Have a ball.29300:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,051On call.29400:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,242Little poem for ya.29500:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,791 Bambi, let's go.29600:17:36,681 --> 00:17:40,071I'll check on you every ten minutes, Mrs Marino, OK?29700:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,301I need to see you in Mr Burski's room.29800:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,435Are you flirting with me?29900:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,157You are, aren't you?30000:17:49,277 --> 00:17:52,952He crashed. The attendingthinks it was a pulmonary embolism.30100:17:53,198 --> 00:17:55,314No way anyone could've caught it.30200:17:55,492 --> 00:17:58,564- You have to pronounce him.- Why didn't anybody page me?30300:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,301 Could you just pronounce himso I can go home?30400:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,641I'll never forget that moment.30500:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,348The way he looked exactly the same,30600:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,501only completely different.30700:18:11,007 --> 00:18:14,636The shame that all I could think about was how hard this was for me.30800:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,164Time of death 0200.30900:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,602I just wanted to help people.31000:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,519The hardest part is how quicklyyou have to move on.31100:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,930Don't worry, you're gonna be fine.31200:18:35,490 --> 00:18:38,323 I lied before.I'm scared every second.31300:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,651 Really?31400:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,980 It's a good thing they make surgical masks. If they didn't,31500:18:44,207 --> 00:18:47,802 everyone would know my face was like this the whole time.31600:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,923 I think it's OK to be scared.31700:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,202 I need you to tell me that.31800:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,737 He needs me?31900:18:55,885 --> 00:18:59,480 I just came to check up on you, see how you're doing.32000:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,315 Ask him to move in again.32100:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,034 Turk, the offer still stands...32200:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,616I already took the keysout your bag.32300:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,450I love you.32400:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,429 And like that, I got a second wind.32500:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,897I'm watching you.32600:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,953- How you holding up?- There he is. My safety net.32700:19:33,173 --> 00:19:37,849I saw that you're still pushing to put Mrs Pratt on the transplant list.32800:19:38,136 --> 00:19:42,334 Bad news, though. She doesn't have the insurance to cover it.32900:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,636But she's a second awayfrom total renal failure.33000:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,604 OK...33100:19:47,771 --> 00:19:51,730Did you ask the Burski familyfor permission to do an autopsy?33200:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,496 They're still with him.33300:19:53,651 --> 00:19:56,802It's a teaching hospital,you gotta ask.33400:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,147 Tell him you can't seeMr Burski again, he'll understand.33500:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,086 Sir, do you think I could skipjust this one?33600:20:03,286 --> 00:20:05,595 Why, sure, sport.33700:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,940 See? Every story needs a good guy.33800:20:09,167 --> 00:20:13,001In fact, why don't youjust head on home?33900:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,165 You look kinda tired.34000:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,490I am pretty tired.341。
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After having identified the customer’s problem
Do NOT mix trouble shooting
切记不要将问题的分析
现场分析完问题之后
(identifying the problem & suggesting solution)
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（ 千万不能让客户问及以下的问题）
Before coming to the customer
拜访客户之前
• Get as info as possible from customer
尽可能多的从客户那获得以下信息
– Problem description 问题概貌 – Photos 图片 – Serial number (unit spec.) 产品序列号 – Application info 应用信息
the original specification
大部分冷泄漏发生在100以下 近90％板式换热器操作工况和当初设计不同
• Most cold leakage problems (in no’s ) occur under 100°C • ~20% of all snap-on & clip-on gaskets that come back to the
•
Then OPEN PHE if necessary
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如果有必要就打开换热器 (after pressure relief & drainage)（在卸压和排泄完后）
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Assessing an open unit
• GASKETS 胶垫
问题诊断程序和客户价值
• • • • •
Leaking PHE 泄漏 Cracks in plate 板片裂纹 Fatigue cracking 板片疲劳开
裂
Due to fluctuation
因
波动的原
• • • • •
Problem identification问题鉴定 Investigation分析 Cause of problem 产生的原因 Conclusion 结论 Remedy 补救措施
equipment 和卖出设备的同事联系
• You are the person who is expected to take the trouble away
from a worried (aggravated, frustrated) customer
你是被寄于厚望为客户解决问题的人
• You are received with hopes as well as suspicion
When the customer takes you to a problem PHE = become the PHE doctor!
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以专家身份为客户解疑答惑
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Principle basic questions (to yourself)
service centres are glued
维修中心收到的咔筘式和镶嵌式胶垫中20％是胶粘的
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A PHE in itself does not create any
换热器本身不会产生以下：
• • • • • •
Pressures 压力 pressure variations 压力波动 Temperatures 温度 temperature variations 温度波动 Clogging 堵塞 Scaling 结垢
确定可见的泄漏、组装定位不好、变形
– identify, mark leaking plates 找出泄漏的板片并做好标记
• • • • •
Measure the A-measure over all bolts 测量压紧尺寸A Check pressure drop 确认压力降 Check inlet & outlet temperatures 确认进出口温度 Check flow rates 确认流量 Listen & touch the PHE 触摸并仔细聆听换热器工作时的状态 – Strange noise, un-even temperatures etc 异响和不平衡温度
Your task
你的任务
During the visit 客户拜访过程中
1. Identify the non-conformity / malfuntion
确认问题性质是由于没有按要求操作/产品质量问题
2. 3.
Identify the reasons 确认问题的原因 Suggest the best possible remedy
• bottom of diagonal groove and the non-gasketed part of the port ring groove 底部悬挂口和角孔胶垫槽 • on hanger (upper & lower part) 悬挂部位（上下导杆区） • contact points 接触点 • outside gasket groove 靠外的胶垫槽
基本的原则问题
(NEVER to be asked to the customer)
1. Do you recognise the problem?你对这个问题熟悉吗？ 2. Do you need any support (expertise etc)?你是否需要帮忙（专业方面）？ 3. Do we have a working solution?你有解决方案吗？ 4. Is the case inside or outside the warranty？这个问题是否在质保范围内？ 5. Has a claim been filed?诉讼是否已经备案？ 6. Do we know whether we are responsible?你知道我们是否承担责任吗？ 7. Do we know if the customer is responsible?你知道这个责任是否应该由客户承担吗？ 8. Do we have proof?你有何证据？ 9. Does customer accept?客户是否认可你的观点？ 10. Do we have an idea about a cost level?你是否有成本标准的概念？
PHE doctor
板式换热器医生
When a customer brings you to a problem, you get an opportunity to show him you are worthy of his confidence; you share his problem and are prepared to solve it in a professional manner.
拆开的换热器分析
– Check gasket condition (swelling, crushing, oxidation etc)& for dis-placed gaskets 确定拆开的胶垫状态（瀜胀，挤碎，氧化等）
• PLATES 板片
– Check for large deformations 确认较大变形
你知道吗？
• ~80% of all PHE-s operate under 10 bars • ~80% of all PHE-s operate under 100 C
近80％板式换热器操作温度是低于100摄氏度
• ~90% of all PHE-s have different operating conditions than
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• Check for erosion 确定腐蚀 • Check for corrosion attacks 确定腐蚀来源 • Check for fouling and scaling 确定污垢和结垢 • Take photos & make sketches 拍照并绘制草图
PHE trouble shooting
板式换热器问题诊断
What to do & how to behave 如何以及应该怎么做 Problem identification问题诊断
Revised修定版 2004-10-07/LW
Did you know that…
近80％板式换热器操作压力是小于10公斤
你既是被人期望的又是被人怀疑的
• You are expected to strengthen Alfa Laval’s image as a
professional & reliable business partner
你应该为提高阿法拉伐作为一家专业的可信赖的企业形象而努力
Change of pumps/valves/process
改变泵/阀门 工艺 改变泵 阀门/工艺 阀门
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Behaviour
行为规则
• You represent the company who delivered the failing
• Study the specification of the delivered unit
查阅该产品的技术文件
• Prepare questions & activities (talk to specialists)
•
准备应对问题和措施（请教专家）
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