英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
四人英语话剧剧本ASunnyDayParty
四人英语话剧剧本A Sunny Day PartyA：Rabbit B：Mountain C：Tree D：RiverSummaryThis story talks about some nature members want to have a party one day. But the party becomes a condem.Prologue:(The voice-over) It’s a beautiful sunny day! A little white rabbit jump out of her hole and run here and there happily. Then the story begins……ACT 1:Rabbit: Hello everybody! I’m the rabbit. I’m looking for someone else to have a party because, you know, a sunny day like this is hard to meet these days. I’ve not see n it for several weeks!River: (Flowing in the desktop now and saying) I’m the river. I’m enjoy myself andyou can feel it from my song:“一条大河，波浪宽，风吹稻花香两岸……”(The rabbit step forward and interrupt him)Rabbit: Hello River! Nice to meet you.River: Nice to meet you, too.Rabbit: What are you doing here?River: Just singing,“一条大河……”(Look at Rabbit) and ready to go!Rabbit: Wait! Wait!River: Um? Is there anything I can do for you?Rabbit: Would you please have a party with me?River: Have a party?(愕然,look at her, then laugh) A river with a little grey rabbit?Rabbit: I’m white, not grey! (angrily) You look!River: Oh! Are you white? (look around) But there’s grey in my eyes!Rabbit: No! you can’t say that!River: Ok, ok! You say there’s a pa rty?Rabbit: (turn to smile) Yeah, I think we can raise a party!River: (laugh) To raise a party need several people. And there can be several!Rabbit: We can invite other guys to join us! There comes from one to two.River: (think) Ok, let’s go!ACT 2:(Mountain and Tree 上)Mountain: I’m the Mountain, not a hill. So, there are so many trees here with me,(骄傲地) and……Tree: Okay, okay! (转向大家) Morning everyone, I’m the Tree—an old tree for a hundred years. (turn the face to Mountain) So, I’m owned by you, er?Mountain: Yeah, yeah….That’s what I want to say….(不好意思地冲Tree笑。
大学英语四人情景短剧
角色：四个大学生，名字分别是：A，B，C，D。
（旁白）我们一直在想，所谓的大学究竟应该是怎样，我们一直在迷茫，为什么自己已经回不到高中时期的状态，于是很多人迷失了自己觉得现在的大学配不上自己，于是很多人与曾经的梦想渐行渐远，于是很多人选择了这样的生活。
（在四人间的寝室里，灯光昏暗，三台电脑全开，背景音乐是摇滚乐，十分吵杂，配合有不断地鼠标点击的声音，还有打游戏时的喊声。
）C：唉，又死了。
这垃圾键盘，该死鼠标！垃圾键盘，该死鼠标！D：哈哈，小撸怡情，大撸伤身，樯橹灰飞烟灭。
王跃同志是你不行吧，不要勉强。
C：什么竟敢怀疑我的能力，好歹我也是在咱们寝室积极推广LOL文化第一人好不好B: 哎哎，你两别吵了，我在跟媳妇视屏呢，声音小点好不。
C：哦，原来呀，我说网速咋这么慢。
（敲门声响起，寝室里停止讲话）B：（上前开门，诧异状）张松一天不见你了，干啥去了A：（拿着书本，满脸疲倦，走进寝室）老样子，还是去自习。
D：（转过身来）我就一直不明白，这是大学了，还起早贪黑上什么自习呀。
C：其实吧，我也挺想改变一下自己。
有时候我老想像他一样每天做一点事，真的不能这样浑浑噩噩了。
现在这般的生活确实很惬意，只是完了之后老是有一种愧疚感。
B：你们这么一说，我更加觉得我们对不起自己了。
跟你们说个事吧，其实我一直就有个梦想，只是到了大学渐渐地把它抛在了脑后A：说说吧C：嗯，以前我想当一个企业家，创造出属于自己的一个商业帝国，为了这个梦想我曾经付出了很多努力，可是，唉，但是看看现在，自己一直萎靡不振，大家应该也有梦想吧。
B：我进入大学的时候曾满怀壮志，想要学好我的专业知识，成为一流人才，为了自己能更好的活着而努力。
A：其实吧，我的梦想很简单，就是以后可以和一个自己爱并爱着自己的人过着简单的生活，但要做到这点不是很容易，所以我很珍惜所拥有的每一天。
D：我的梦想是做一位美食家，我想吃遍天下美食，然后把它们推向世界，中国美食有着中国上下五千年文化的积蕴，不应该泯灭在历史的长河中，可现在我离梦想越走越远。
四人英语话剧剧本
四人英语话剧剧本They are using ladders to pick our oranges。
This is outrageous!Little what will happen to us if they take all our oranges?go talk to the other orange families and see if they have any ideas.They all exit the stage)XXX场景二：果园中的会议A XXX.The XXX)XXX:We need to come up with a plan to XXX.XXX:We could hire security guards to watch over our orchard.Sister:Or we could build a fence around our orchard to keep them out.if we just hide all the oranges so they can’t find them?are all good ideas。
but we need to make a n quickly before it’s too late.They all exit the stage)XXX场景三：果园中的行动XXX XXX.The orange family is putting their plan into n)start building the fence around our orchard.I’ll call the security company to hire some guards to help us. .Little I help too?Father:Of course。
we all need to work XXX.They all exit the stage)XXX场景四：果园中的胜利XXX.The XXX)to our hard work and n。
英语4人小情景剧（greetingsandhelp）
英语4人小情景剧（greetingsandhelp）早上上学路上问候、乐于助人的小故事On the way to school 路上A &B: Good morning , C and D.晚上好。
C& D: Good morning A and B. How are you?晚上好,你们怎么样？A &B: We are very fine. Thank you我们很好。
谢谢。
A：B, what do you like? 你喜欢什么？B：I like dancing and drawing. 我喜欢跳舞和画画。
What about you？你呢？A：I like swimming and dancing. 我喜欢游泳和跳舞D：I like swimming too！我也喜欢游泳C：Oh，Dear！I forget to take my pencil！（焦虑）天哪! 我忘了拿我的铅笔了I want to go home！我想回家！All：It’s eight o’clock. It’s too late!（提醒）八点钟了。
太迟了！D：Don’t worry. I have seven pencils. I can give you one.别担心。
我有7支铅笔。
我能给你一只。
A：I have six pencils. I can give you one too .别担心。
我有6支铅笔。
我也能给你一只。
B：I have five pencils. I can give you one too .别担心。
我有5支铅笔。
我也能给你一只。
C：Thank you all. Now I have 3 pencils.谢谢大家。
现在我有3支铅笔了。
I will return them to you after school.我将会放学后归还。
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英语四人话剧剧本
话剧剧本(The voice-over) It’s a beautiful sunny day! A little white rabbit jump out of her hole and run here and there happily. Then the story begins…Rabbit: Hello everybody! I’m the rabbit. I’m loo for someone else to have a party .because, you know, a sunny day like this is hard to meet these days. I’ve not see it for several weeks!River: (Flowing in the desktop now and saying) I’m the river. I’m enjoy myself andyou can feel it from my song:“一条大河，波浪宽，风吹花香两岸……”(The rabbit step forward and interrupt him)Rabbit: Hello River! Nice to meet you.River: Nice to meet you too.Rabbit: What are you doing here?River: Just singing,“一条大河……”(Look at Rabbit) and ready to go!Rabbit: Wait! Wait!River: Um? Is there anything I can do for you?Rabbit: Would you please have a party with me?River: Have a party?(愕然,look at her, then laugh) A river with a little grey rabbit?Rabbit: I’m white, not grey! (angrily) You look!River: Oh! Are you white? (look around) But there’s grey in my eyes!Rabbit: No! you can’t say that!River: Ok, ok! You say there’s a party?Rabbit:(turn to smile) Yeah, I think we can raise a party!River:(laugh) To raise a party need several people. And there can be several!Rabbit: We can invite other guys to join us! There comes from one to two.River:(think) Ok, let’s go!ACT 2:(Mountain and Tree 上)Mountain: I’m the Mountain, not a hill. So, there are so many trees here with me,(骄傲地) and……Tree: Okay, okay! (转向大家) Morning everyone, I’m the Tree—an old tree for a hundred years. (turn the face to Mountain) So, I’m owned by you, er?Mountain: Yeah, yeah….That’s what I want to say….(不好意思地冲Tree笑。
英语4人小情景剧（greetingsandhelp）
英语4人小情景剧（greetingsandhelp）On the way to school 路上A&B: Good morning ,C and D.晚上好。
C&D: Good morningA and B. How are you?晚上好,你们怎么样？A&B: We are very fine. Thank you我们很好。
谢谢。
A：B, what do you like? 你喜欢什么？B：I like dancing and drawing. 我喜欢跳舞和画画。
What about you？你呢？A：I like swimming and dancing. 我喜欢游泳和跳舞D：I like swimmingtoo！我也喜欢游泳C：Oh，Dear！I forget to take my pencil！（焦虑）天哪! 我忘了拿我的铅笔了I want to go home！我想回家！All：It’s eight o’clock. It’s too late!（提醒）八点钟了。
太迟了！D：Don’t worry. I have seven pencils. I can give you one.别担心。
我有7支铅笔。
我能给你一只。
A：I have six pencils. I can give you one too .别担心。
我有6支铅笔。
我也能给你一只。
B：I have five pencils. I can give you one too .别担心。
我有5支铅笔。
我也能给你一只。
C：Thank you all. Now I have 3pencils.谢谢大家。
现在我有3支铅笔了。
I will return them to you after school.我将会放学后归还。
英语幽默短剧剧本
英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：两个英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu ……He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.篇二：搞笑英语话剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
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甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie
you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud ,
thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called <
Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select
three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film
with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first ,
talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞
吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful
charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right?
Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and
hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show
for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打
个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观
众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful
performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning,
you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定
地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself
please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many
achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music
Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思
状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,
calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know,
I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my
heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深
情状)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise
（丁上场）
甲(做厌恶状):oh, it's really a big surprise. What an ugly woman!
(Of course, I won’t let you pass.) Why do you come here?
丁: Distinguished director, please give me a chance. I walked
25000km for a year just to compete in this interview. Please
give me a chance, please.
甲():OK, so what’s your name?
丁: my name is Gaga Su.
甲(上下打量)：EN…ok ok, I’ll give you only 30s. OK?
丁:OK, that’s enough. Thank you, thank you.
I’ll just present a poem I love best. The Furthest Distance
in The World.
The furthest distance in the world
世界上最遥远的距离
Is not between life and death
不是生与死
But when I stand in front of you
而是 我就站在你面前
Yet you don't know that I love you
你却不知道我爱你
The furthest distance in the world
世界上最遥远的距离
Is not when I stand in front of you
不是 我就站在你面前
Sir, time is out.
甲：Oh, no no no, just go on.
Yet you can't see my love
你却不知道我爱你
But when undoubtedly knowing the love from both
而是 明明知道彼此相爱
Yet cannot be together
却不能在一起
The furthest distance in the world
世界上最遥远的距离
Is not being apart while being in love
不是 明明知道彼此相爱 却不能在一起
But when painly cannot resist the yearning
而是 明明无法抵挡这股思念
Yet pretending you have never been in my heart
却还得故意装作丝毫没有把你放在心里
That’s all, thank you.
（另外两人跑进来,乙妩媚状）
乙：Honey, you like my dance, right?
丙镇静状: Director, you like my singing, right?
丁深情状: Princess, do you like my poem?
甲(沉迷状):。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。I …I…Er.. You…you are so
excellent that I decide to adopt you, Number 3.
甲,乙:Oh, no. Why do you choose her? She is so shabby, and
even ugly. We are far better than her. NO, it’s unjust.
甲：Thank you for your performances. But I have to say I learn
a lot from her. We can’t judge a person by his appearance,
right? She is so talent .One’s appearance can be changed
easily, but one’s intellect could not be built in a day.
So, I have to say sorry to you.
（乙，丙掩面而泣）
(⊙o⊙)THE END!
Thanks for you watching.