英语幽默小笑话精选

英语幽默小笑话精选

：多少钱?

It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to

the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went

to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said, Look, Joe! Isn't that beautiful!

严冬来临，荷曼太太想采购一大批东西，所以她就一直等到周六丈夫有空的时候，她

拖着他去商店付钱连带拎包裹。他们去了许多商店，荷曼太太买了一大堆东西。她经常停

下脚步说道：“看，乔伊!那个多漂亮!”

He then answered, All right, dear, How much is it? and took his money out

to pay for it.

他总是回答：“好吧!亲爱的，多少钱?”然后掏钱去付款。

It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinking about other things, like a nice drink by the side of a warm fire

at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, Look at that

beautiful moon, Joe!

他们从最后一家商店出来的时候夜幕已经降临，荷曼先生已精疲力尽了。他心里想着

其它事情，比如在家里暖暖的火炉边呷口美酒。突然他太太仰望天空，说道：“看那月亮

多美，乔伊!”

Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered, All right, dear, How much is it?

荷曼先生不加思索答道：“好吧，亲爱的，多少钱?”

：漂亮的结婚礼物

We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. Apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you

notes because we received a card saying: Thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. We look forward to using it soon.

我们参加了一个熟人的儿子的婚礼。由于我们都不认识那个年轻人和他的新娘，所以

我们决定送给他们一个实用的全家礼----一个灭火器。很明显，这对新人大批量制作了他

们的感谢信，因为我们收到了一张卡片，上面写着：“非常感谢您的漂亮的结婚礼物，我们期待着不久就用到它。”

：真正便宜的东西

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。

“How about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.

“那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。

“That’s a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

“看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。

“That’s still quite a bit,”Tim complained.

“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

售货员开始有点恼火了，就给提姆一瓶很小的香水，价值15美元。

“What I mean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

“我的意思是，”提姆说，“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”

The clerk handed him a mirror.

售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。

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