3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本
英语搞笑短剧剧本
三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头B3:Long long ago,in the acient age,there were three foolish man …..T S E一起看着B3：em?B3:eh,three brave person for the human’s peace went to the buddhist paradise.B2:now,they are acrossing the pleace named……（望着B1）B1:Don’t ask me ,I don’t know either 红色部分不要，换成英文的西游记片头曲B2:OK,let’s begine!（放好汉歌~）T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until w e reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once ag ain,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But bos s,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorr y,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.作抽泣状B1:Do you remember the girl who live in DaMing lake?My dear,xiaozangzang,it’s me 撕心肺裂T：Oh,I just meet lady xia,and get her phone number.Maybe you’re not beautiful enough.SHIFT,i was the failer again.B1:MY GOD.My heart is broken ,and you are so cruel！But i just like it.so men.T:heihei,猥琐的笑同时PPT放唐僧唱歌的样子“我伤害了你，我一笑而过。
三人英语剧本-I_have_a_dream
I have a dream.英语三人剧本：关于当代中国家庭教育。
剧情简单，4~6分钟.It’s about a Chinese family with a 9-year-old child.Role: a son, a dad,a momTime: a Saturday morning.Mom: Get up now, Get up out of bed.It’salready 7:30, now.Son: mom, it isSaturday. Let me stay for a while.Mom: No, you have piano class, Englishclass, drawing class ... ... Getup now (seriously)……Home after the tutorial classesMom: Honey,welcome back!You havefinished your homework,hadn’tyou?Son:In fact, eh ,no……Mom:So?Son:All right.AWhile ~Son: Mom, I’ve done. I wanna play for a while.Mom: Really?Is that carefully enough?Check it thought!Son: Mom, I check all of my homework, could I take a play?Mom: No, just wait. You have play piano for 2 hours?Son：Eh,no,but I have played nocturne 3 times.Mon:no way!You wanna be a loser likeyour father is?(Dad:what are U f**king saying?)Son:After this, could I...? （Little voice）Mon:No,your painting practice!Son: please?（Little voice）Mom: okay, only 10 minutes After...Son: Dad, could you tell me a story. Dad: honey, didn't you see?I am so busy.Here you are, go and buy whatyou want.Son: I wanna watch cartoon, dad.Dad:wait;wait, after the NBA program,OK? The child is so disappointedThen,having dinerSon: Mom, Dad, I want to go AmusementPark with my fiends tomorrow? Mom & Dad: No, you can’t ~ (Look at each other)Dad：baby，when I’m free，I’ll take you to Amusement Park. Okay?Mom: Darling, you have so many homework to do,don’t you ?juststay home,study hard,baby, Ipromise I will make your dreamcome true as if you rank first in yourclass.Sonnodding.Dad:so,what your dream?Son: I have a dream that one day there’sno homework.I have a dream that one day I needn'ttaking extra course.I have a dream that one day I canoversleeping.I have a dream that one day I can go to Amusement Park freely.I have a dream that one day my dad will not so busy with TV.……。
三年级趣味学英语三人英语短剧2
本剧根据PEP Book4Unit2内容编写，适合用于本单元的复习，黑体部分为目标句型。
角色:D:Dingding T:Teacher S:Student道具：一个闹钟背景：丁丁是一个很贪玩的孩子，总希望每时每刻都可以玩耍。
一天，他无意中发现了一个神奇的闹钟……第一场：在路上。
（丁丁走在上学的路上，突然发现地上有一样东西，他好奇地捡了起来……）D:Oh!What’s this?A clock?Yeah!It’s a clock.It’s nice.What time is it?It’s7:30.It’s time for English class.（丁丁急匆匆地朝学校跑去。
）第二场：在教室。
T:It’s nine o’clock.It’s time for Chinese class.D（默念）:Oh,I don’t like Chinese.I like sports.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class.It’s ten o’clock. It’s time for P.E.class.(突然，事情发生了改变……)T:Oh,I’m sorry.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class now.Let’s go to the playground.D（高兴地）:Oh,a magic clock.Great!第三场：在操场。
（丁丁和他的同学一直玩呀玩，大家都玩累了，下课的时间还没到……）S（疲惫地）:What time is it?D（又一次看了看闹钟）:It’s ten o’clock.S:I’m hungry.D（有气无力）:I’m hungry too.Clock,clock.It’s eleven o’clock.It’s time for lunch.T:It’s eleven o’clock.It’s time to go home.Class is over.D（将闹钟仍旧放回了原来的地方）:Bye-bye.Magic clock.It’s time to go home.。
三人英语剧本——礼物
The Gifts （礼物）英文话剧剧本The Gifts （礼物）4人短剧。
由欧·亨利的短篇小说麦琪的礼物改编。
作者：潘彩英The GiftsMon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . Th ey have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long be autiful hair.D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)D: Will you buy my hair?M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.D: Thank you. Bye.M: Bye.Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )J: You-----?D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had t o do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.J: You’ve cut off your hair?D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .D: What ?J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.D: Look. A gold watch chain. I sn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.礼物旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
三人情景剧英语饭店
服务员：Would you like anything to drink?
客人：Err….just a glass of orange juice.
服务员：Ok. Please wait a moment.
(20分钟后)
客人: Waiter!
服务员: About ten minutes, I think.
客人: OK, I will wait a while.
(20分钟后)
服务员: I'm sorry for making you wait for so long. Now there is a table available in non-smoking section. Please follow me.
客人: I prefer non-smoking section.
服务员: Awfully sorry, there are no vacancies left now. Would you like to wait for a moment?
客人: How long a wait do you think there will be?
三人情景剧英语饭店
服务员: Good evening. Do you have a reservation?
客人: No, I don’t.
服务员: How many people are you together?
客人: Just me.
服务员: Would you like to sit in smoking section, non-smoking section or whatever comes open first?
英语短剧剧本
Little Red Riding Hood 小红帽第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood 打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood 说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
英语职场短剧剧本
英语职场短剧剧本下面是店铺整理的英语职场短剧剧本，欢迎大家阅读!英语职场短剧剧本篇一：And It Was So于是情况就变成了这样prolusion: Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in God? Today we are going to tell a story about the Goddess.Story-teller: Long ,long ago there was a goddess. She created the mule.(and the goddess pointed the mule, the mule began to move. The mule look around)Mule: who am I?Goddess: (smile)My dear, you will be a mule.Mule:Mule? What’s that?Goddess: That’s you r name. And you should work whole day long.Mule: What shall I eat? You know whatever we do, we needs energy.Goddess: Grass. But I think you will be foolish. And you will live for 50 years.Mule:No, No ,No. 50 is too long for me to work.Can you give me no more than 20.Story-teller: The Goddess thought for a while.Goddess: Er. Yes. That’s all right.(小品剧本)Mule: thank you. I’ll try my best to finish it.Story-teller: And it was so. The next day, the goddess created a dog.Goddess: You will be a dog, my dear.Dog: You mean a watchdog?Goddess: That’s right. How clever you are!Dog: But I didn’t want to be a watchdog. It’s so boringGoddess: No, my dear. You will find it interesting. You will be a good friend with your master. And you will be submissive, too.Dog: OK. What should I eat then? You know, my dear Goddess everyone need to eat.Goddess: You will eat his table leftovers.Dog: That’s terrible! How long will I like to be this?Goddess: About 25 years.Story-teller: The dog didn’t feel well, so he sa id to her Goddess.Dog: Oh, my dear goddess. I’m only a watchdog. 25 years is too long for me to live. Neither the watchdog or the other kinds of dogs need it. Please take 10 years away.Goddess: Er, right.Story-teller: And it was so. The following days, Goddess created a monkey.Goddess: You are a monkey You are so clever. You shall swing from one tree to another, acting strange.Monkey: You mean I shall do acrobatic show to people and give them relaxation.Goddess: And you will live for 20 years.Monkey: Sorry, I didn’t catch what you said. You mean 20 years?Goddess: Yes. Monkey: Good heavens! It’s heavy enough. Please give me only ten years to do that.Story- teller: And it was so. Finally, she created human being. He is the luckiest being that have ever been built.Goddess: You are a woman. The greatest being in the world.You are different from any other kind of animals.Woman: Thank you. By the way, why am I greatest?Goddess: You have brain. You can think over problem and difficulty. But you must change the world into peace, beautiful and modern.Woman: I will take your advice.Goddess: But you will live for 20 years.Woman: 20 years is so little that I can’t do more things by myself. It’s unfair.Goddess: You are telling the truth. I will give you 20 years that the mule refused, the 15 years that the dog refused.Woman: I’m genuinely sorry that it isn’t more.Goddess: Oh, I think I should give you 10 years that the monkey refused.Story-teller: And it was so. God made human being to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working carrying heavy loads on his back.(shoulder) Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house for its protection and eating the leftovers; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting strange to amuse his grandchildren.英语职场短剧剧本篇二：The Pocket MoneyCharacters: Narrator (N), Salesman(S), Dad (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A),Candy(C), Policeman (P)Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1(At Salesman’s home)N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m thefamous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表)First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (边说边做) Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (满不在意的情) Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He……Now let me cut it into pie ces! One, two, three, four, five……(用脏菜刀)Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来(跳舞)，跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场)Scene2(At the school gate)N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩)(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me!(非常焦急)M&A: Why?C: I’m dirty!M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!(引诱两个女孩)M&A: How much are they?S: Do you have money?(轻蔑)M&A: Money?(对视)M: Oh, I’ve no money!(失落之极)A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.(自信)M: Good idea! (全部下场)。
3-4人英语短剧
A five-pound note is missing from the office. Can it be found? Who has stolen it? With these questions in mind, read the following short play and try to find the answer.
Narrator: Nobby Stiles and Jim Dixon work in the same office, but they have never been good friends. One Friday morning a five-pound note has been stolen, and when a policeman calls to interview the two office boys, Nobby tries to throw the blame on Jim. (Exit narrator.) Policeman: Now then, Nobby, you say there were just two of you at the office this morning when the five-pound note disappeared. Nobby: That's right, just Jim and me. Policeman: And where did the five-pound note come from in the first place? Nobby: It arrived in an envelope, in payment of a bill. Policeman: You mean someone dared to send cash by an ordinary mail? Nobby: Oh, that often happens, and it's not the first time it has disappeared, either. There's someone with light fingers around here. Jim: Well, you needn't look at me like that, Nobby Stiles. After all, it was you who opened the letter, and you who took out the five-pound note in the first place. Nobby: Well, I always check the mail for the boss before he gets here, don't I? Jim: Perhaps you check it too well sometimes! Policeman: Now then you two, just stop it. (Turning to Nobby) If you opened the letter, Nobby, and took out the five-pound note, then how did it get stolen? Nobby: That's exactly what I'd like to know. I got here at eight o'clock this morning, a few minutes before Jim — he's often a bit late. I'd begun opening the mail when I realized I'd forgotten to buy the boss's newspaper on the way to the office. Jim: I fetch the paper on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays, and it's Nobby's turn the rest of the week. Nobby: I normally buy it at the newsagent's round the corner, so I just went out to get a copy this morning. Jim: Yes, that's right, because you were leaving the office just as I arrived. Policeman: And where was the five pounds all this time, Nobby? Nobby: Well, usually it's the boss who looks after money — the safe's in his office — but since he hadn't arrived, I folded and slipped it into my desk dictionary here. Policeman: Why did you do that? Nobby: Well, I didn't want to carry it out into the street, and I wasn't going to leave it lying around to tempt anyone coming into the office as soon as I had left for a moment! Policeman: So you hid it in this dictionary. (He flicks through the book.) Well, it's certainly a good hiding place, all 364 pages of it! Nobby: You're right, and that's what I thought! I slipped it in between pages 123 and 124—one, two, three, and four, that's easy to remember. That's why I put the note there, so I could find it quickly when I got back. Policeman: Clever boy! Nobby: Yes. I was only out for a minute or so. The dictionary was in the same place when I returned, but when I opened it the money was gone. And I know where. I'm afraid that the only other person in the office at that time was Jim. Jim: But I tell you, I didn't take the money. Policeman: I'm sure you didn't, Jim, but I think I know who did. Nobby Stiles, you'd better accompany me to the police station, young man. Narrator: And the policeman was right, for Nobby later admitted that he had stolen the money and hidden it outside the office when he went for the newspaper. But what made the policeman suspect Nobby?
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3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本篇一：三人英语小短剧三人小短剧主角：两女一男，男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来，两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。
永：morning，candy.虫：morning,Cassie。
永：what's wrong with you .you looks so pale.虫：i were watching tv all the night.永：what did you watch ?虫：Have you heard of the prevalent Time-travel TV series "Bu Bu Jing Xin" ?永：ohI love it so much. the actress are beautiful, their dressing is great. 虫：me too.if you have a chance ,which dynasty do you want to transported to ? 永：of course .song dynasty.I"d like to protect our country .and let citizen have a easy living.虫：what a great ideal!永：but it is so ridiculous.we won't have chance to transported.虫：i don‘t agree with you .everything is possible.男的破门而入男：what happened ?where i am ?where my sweetheart xiaoqian?xiaoqian? xiaoqian? Where are you ?绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人who are you ? Where i am ? all of you look so strange! What happened? Tell me ,who can tell me ?永：look at that guy！he looks so amusing!虫：What happened to he?永：you see .his hair is so long .style is strang,the dressing likes acient people.虫：wow ,is he transported永：no ,it's impossible.虫：look! he is getting close to us.男：young ladies.i'm so glad to meet you here. You are familiar to me! oh god ! "xiaoqian" why are you here ? i'm looking for you all the time .原本慢慢走近，最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。
虫：do you know me ？I have no memory about you .男：what? you forgot me ? Xiaoqian ,i am ningcaichen.永永把我拉过去，和男的开始谈话永：are you kidding ?we have never see you . there must be something wrong with you.男：i'm pretty normal .xiaoqian ,look at me and talk to me. i can’t believe you've forgot me .even if you wear different clothing andeverything looks strange ,i still remember your face ,your beautiful smile.虫：gentleman ,listen to me carefully .i am not xiaoqian .my name is candy.and i do not know why you wear so different ,maybe you are playing a Time-travel TV series or it is just a program. now ,game is over.we have to go.男：no no.xiaoqian ,i do not know what you say.but i am not joking at you. 此时雷雨大作，闪电劈了下来，小倩记起来了。
未完待续。
篇二：英语三人短剧__搞笑顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean! (Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. 服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three. 服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’world.李莫愁Are you challenging me? 荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。