海绵宝宝英文台词
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海绵宝宝经典语录1．“我准备好啦！我准备好啦！”2．老人是社会的财富～～！！3．章鱼哥你的事办完了吗?```4．i'm ready promotion!5．工作是我最快乐的事”6．一想到泡夫老师孤零零的在监狱里我就想到泡夫老师孤零零的在监狱里7．有青苔的地方就有文明8．我从来不会看菜谱,那会摧毁一个人的灵感.9．我很黄....还很方.....10．我应该走走……呃我想我应该跑……哦我想我应该狂奔！对狂奔~！11．—海绵宝宝你想把我逼到精神病院去吗？—哦不~只想把你放到那个洞里12．章鱼哥：海绵宝宝我必须承认一件事海绵宝宝：哦~~！你是秃子！13．你说得对，章鱼哥~14．海绵宝宝：企鹅男孩，那边有人等我们帮助．派大星：遵命美人鱼战士，我是你有力的助手～15．你准备好去参加派对了吗蟹老板我准备好啦你准备好去参加派对了吗章鱼哥我准备好啦你准备好去参加派对了吗海绵宝宝我准备好啦16．派大星说“我都分不清男女厕所了！”17．裤子破拉！18．"派大星, 我们不丑, 我们很臭!" "对,我们很臭,我们很臭...." 于是两人很高兴地跑出了电影院的厕所19．"棍子人? 石头人? 马桶人?...哦对! 泡泡人!"20．嘿,章鱼哥!嘿,章鱼哥!21．厄,呵呵呵,章鱼哥,外面的世界很残酷,没有人会把快乐用托盘送给你.22．蟹老板，我还要继续工作！23．哦,美丽的比基尼海滩~~~~~~~~~~~~~24．派大星：黄块块！海绵宝宝：粉星星！派大星：黄块块！海绵宝宝：粉星星！派大星：黄块块！海绵宝宝：粉星星！派大星：黄块块！海绵宝宝：粉星星！派大星：黄块块！海绵宝宝：粉星星！无止境对骂中。
25．阿拉斯加!~牛!~虫!~26．海绵宝宝对派大星说“我想我们应该改名叫没头脑和到倒霉蛋”27．我丢失了我的....身.份28．左右俯冲...,像这样,像这样.29．啊~~ 梦想~~ 梦想成真~~30．派大星我们去抓水母！31．“派大星，你的内裤是黄色的，你没有忘记我～”“其实我刚买的时候是白的。
海绵宝宝第72集英文台词精编版
72*Wishing You Well*蟹老板：(walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa!Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter.蟹老板：Yeah? Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it? (lady hits him in the face with her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little quarter. What the...? This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big.Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear.Harold: All my wishes have already come true.Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well)蟹老板：Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're doing?Harold: Umm, using the wishing well.Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish.蟹老板：And then what?Harold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens.Lady Fish: It's fun!章鱼哥：Spongebob, why aren't those patties ready?海绵宝宝：You can't rush perfection.章鱼哥：I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you.海绵宝宝：(laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward.章鱼哥：Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches.蟹老板：(enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, Spongebob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'.海绵宝宝：A wishing well, here? Wow!章鱼哥：Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday?蟹老板：Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic?海绵宝宝：Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? (walks off)章鱼哥：No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs.海绵宝宝：Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're gonna wish for?章鱼哥：To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, Spongebob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna do it.海绵宝宝：Squidward, aren't you excited? This is really gonna help people.Music: "Down The Well"Take a penny and some magicEven though your life is tragic, (章鱼哥：Hey!)You can throw all your dreams down the well.Although everyday the pain growsYou ride unicorns on rainbows,If you throw all your dreams down the well.When your life's come apart at the scenesAnd you've given up all your dreams,Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.No more suffering, no more sighin'No more pain and no more cryin',When you throw all your dreams down the well海绵宝宝：(puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think?章鱼哥：That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished.蟹老板：It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys? That's the smell of money. 海绵宝宝：You mean magic, don't ya?章鱼哥：All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward)蟹老板：All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.章鱼哥：As long as there's no singing.海绵宝宝：And I've got a date with a krabby patty.蟹老板：Hold on there, Spongebob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta.海绵宝宝：Promotion? (scene cuts to Spongebob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well?蟹老板：To collect the money!海绵宝宝：How long do I have to stay down here?蟹老板：See ya in 8 hours.海绵宝宝：Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits Spongebob in the head)Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a porch light sale.海绵宝宝：Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head)派大星：I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are!海绵宝宝：Gosh... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head) Ow!Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (Spongebob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished)海绵宝宝：Hey!派大星：Oh my gosh. Who said that?海绵宝宝：Patrick!派大星：How do you know my name?海绵宝宝：Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish.派大星：Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish Spongebob were here to see this. (throws himself and the coin down the well)海绵宝宝：Patrick.派大星：(lands on top of Spongebob) Hi, Spongebob! I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it.派大星：But I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now?派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night)派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.蟹老板：Spongebob, what kind of haul did you get?海绵宝宝：I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures.派大星：And they fell on my head.蟹老板：Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the bucket down)海绵宝宝：This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet? 蟹老板：Uhh, not yet. But I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true.海绵宝宝：Really?蟹老板：Yeah, sure, whatever.海绵宝宝：Can we come out now?蟹老板：Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn. (leaves)海绵宝宝：Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong? I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick? Are you ready to dig for some magic?派大星：Yeah.Music: "Magic Is Missing"Oh, the magic has gone missin'And everyone's still wishin'But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.You'll find magic under rubbleSo, Patrick, grab a shovelAnd here is where the magic can be found.We're at the bottom of a wellBut man won't it be swell,When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.海绵宝宝：(digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic.派大星：Is that good?海绵宝宝：Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done.派大星：It's the only thing I've ever done.章鱼哥：Having fun down there, Spongebob? (laughs)派大星：Hi, Squidward.章鱼哥：Patrick's down there, too? It just gets better and better.海绵宝宝：Do you wanna make a wish?章鱼哥：(laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me.海绵宝宝：Guess what, Squidward? We found the magic.章鱼哥：(laughs) There's no magic, Spongebob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you.海绵宝宝：No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on Spongebob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.派大星：Party!章鱼哥：Let me out of here.海绵宝宝：We were just gonna play some party games.派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.章鱼哥：I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well)Spongebob & 派大星：Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls)章鱼哥：There's not way to climb out of here.海绵宝宝：Maybe if you had more upper arm strength.派大星：Yeah, you should work out more.章鱼哥：Well, why don't I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs)派大星：I don't get it.章鱼哥：Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.派大星：What does claustrophobic mean?海绵宝宝：It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.章鱼哥：No, it doesn't.派大星：Ho, ho, ho! (giggles)海绵宝宝：Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him!派大星：Ho, ho, ho!章鱼哥：It's not working, Patrick.派大星：Darn.海绵宝宝：Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot.章鱼哥：Oh, sorry, Spongebob.派大星：(holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs.章鱼哥：Eww. Patrick!派大星：(shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad.海绵宝宝：Hey, hey, hey, guys.章鱼哥：(shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick.派大星：Oh, you mean like this? (shoves Squidward)章鱼哥：No, like this! (shoves Patrick)海绵宝宝：(both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to outside the well)章鱼哥：Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am claustrophobic.派大星：Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here.章鱼哥：Patrick!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well)蟹老板：Good morning, Spongebob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money. (Squidward comes out of the well)章鱼哥：Free. I'm free!蟹老板：Squidward? What were you doing down there? I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the dead of night for free wishes?章鱼哥：The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far away') Ow.海绵宝宝：Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip!派大星：Lucky. (walks off)蟹老板：So how much money did you make last night?海绵宝宝：We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic蟹老板：The what?海绵宝宝：We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true!蟹老板：Listen closely, Spongebob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and Spongebob scream) What in the deep blue is that?Sandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for?海绵宝宝：That's great, Sandy!Sandy: That wishing well sure does work.蟹老板：Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat)Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod?海绵宝宝：It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin? (both laugh) Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off)海绵宝宝：See, Mr. Krabs? She wished for that boat.蟹老板：You mean she stole that boat.派大星：(walks up gigantically tall) Morning, Spongebob, Krabs. Beautiful day. (laughs and runs over to the buildings and knocks them over)海绵宝宝：Is that proof enough for ya?蟹老板：You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs)海绵宝宝：Mr. Krabs! No!!蟹老板：Well, where's your magic now? (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I? What's going on here? (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!。
海绵宝宝第72集英文台词
72*Wishing You Well*蟹老板：(walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa!Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter.蟹老板：Yeah Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it (lady hits him in the face with her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little quarter. What the... This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big.Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear.Harold: All my wishes have already come true.Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well)蟹老板：Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're doingHarold: Umm, using the wishing well.Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish.蟹老板：And then whatHarold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens.Lady Fish: It's fun!蟹老板：You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun That's the greatest gag ever.Harold: Can we have our quarter back now (scene cuts to Krusty Krab)章鱼哥：Spongebob, why aren't those patties ready海绵宝宝：You can't rush perfection.章鱼哥： I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you.海绵宝宝：(laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward.章鱼哥： Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches.蟹老板：(enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, Spongebob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'.海绵宝宝：A wishing well, here Wow!章鱼哥： Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday蟹老板：Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic海绵宝宝：Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic (walks off)章鱼哥： No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs.海绵宝宝：Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're gonna wish for章鱼哥： To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, Spongebob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna do it.海绵宝宝：Squidward, aren't you excited This is really gonna help people. Music: "Down The Well"Take a penny and some magicEven though your life is tragic, (章鱼哥： Hey!)You can throw all your dreams down the well.Although everyday the pain growsYou ride unicorns on rainbows,If you throw all your dreams down the well.When your life's come apart at the scenesAnd you've given up all your dreams,Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.No more suffering, no more sighin'No more pain and no more cryin',When you throw all your dreams down the well海绵宝宝：(puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think章鱼哥： That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished.蟹老板：It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys That's the smell of money.海绵宝宝：You mean magic, don't ya章鱼哥： All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward)蟹老板：All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.章鱼哥： As long as there's no singing.海绵宝宝：And I've got a date with a krabby patty.蟹老板：Hold on there, Spongebob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta.海绵宝宝：Promotion (scene cuts to Spongebob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well蟹老板：To collect the money!海绵宝宝：How long do I have to stay down here蟹老板：See ya in 8 hours.海绵宝宝：Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits Spongebob in the head)Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a porch light sale.海绵宝宝：Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head)派大星： I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just a little Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are!海绵宝宝：Gosh... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head) Ow!Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (Spongebob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished)海绵宝宝：Hey!派大星： Oh my gosh. Who said that海绵宝宝：Patrick!派大星： How do you know my name海绵宝宝：Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish.派大星： Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish Spongebob were here to see this. (throws himself and the coin down the well)海绵宝宝：Patrick.派大星： (lands on top of Spongebob) Hi, Spongebob! I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it.派大星： But I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now派大星： (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星： (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night)派大星： (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星： (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.蟹老板：Spongebob, what kind of haul did you get海绵宝宝：I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures.派大星： And they fell on my head.蟹老板：Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the bucket down)海绵宝宝：This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet 蟹老板：Uhh, not yet. But I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true.海绵宝宝：Really蟹老板：Yeah, sure, whatever.海绵宝宝：Can we come out now蟹老板：Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn. (leaves)海绵宝宝：Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick Are you ready to dig for some magic派大星： Yeah.Music: "Magic Is Missing"Oh, the magic has gone missin'And everyone's still wishin'But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.You'll find magic under rubbleSo, Patrick, grab a shovelAnd here is where the magic can be found.We're at the bottom of a wellBut man won't it be swell,When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.海绵宝宝：(digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic.派大星： Is that good海绵宝宝：Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done.派大星： It's the only thing I've ever done.章鱼哥： Having fun down there, Spongebob (laughs)派大星： Hi, Squidward.章鱼哥： Patrick's down there, too It just gets better and better.海绵宝宝：Do you wanna make a wish章鱼哥： (laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me.海绵宝宝：Guess what, Squidward We found the magic.章鱼哥： (laughs) There's no magic, Spongebob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you.海绵宝宝：No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on Spongebob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.派大星： Party!章鱼哥： Let me out of here.海绵宝宝：We were just gonna play some party games.派大星： (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.派大星： (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.章鱼哥： I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well)Spongebob & 派大星： Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls)章鱼哥： There's not way to climb out of here.海绵宝宝：Maybe if you had more upper arm strength.派大星： Yeah, you should work out more.章鱼哥： Well, why don't I just start right now After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs)派大星： I don't get it.章鱼哥： Could you not stand so close You're making me claustrophobic.派大星： What does claustrophobic mean海绵宝宝：It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.章鱼哥： No, it doesn't.派大星： Ho, ho, ho! (giggles)海绵宝宝：Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him!派大星： Ho, ho, ho!章鱼哥： It's not working, Patrick.派大星： Darn.海绵宝宝：Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot.章鱼哥： Oh, sorry, Spongebob.派大星： (holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs.章鱼哥： Eww. Patrick!派大星： (shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad.海绵宝宝：Hey, hey, hey, guys.章鱼哥： (shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick.派大星： Oh, you mean like this (shoves Squidward)章鱼哥： No, like this! (shoves Patrick)海绵宝宝：(both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to outside the well)章鱼哥： Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am claustrophobic.派大星： Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here.章鱼哥： Patrick!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well)蟹老板：Good morning, Spongebob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money. (Squidward comes out of the well)章鱼哥： Free. I'm free!蟹老板：Squidward What were you doing down there I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the dead of night for free wishes章鱼哥： The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far away') Ow.海绵宝宝：Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip!派大星： Lucky. (walks off)蟹老板：So how much money did you make last night海绵宝宝：We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic 蟹老板：The what海绵宝宝：We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true!蟹老板：Listen closely, Spongebob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and Spongebob scream) What in the deep blue is thatSandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for 海绵宝宝：That's great, Sandy!Sandy: That wishing well sure does work.蟹老板：Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat)Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod海绵宝宝：It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin (both laugh)Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off)海绵宝宝：See, Mr. Krabs She wished for that boat.蟹老板：You mean she stole that boat.派大星： (walks up gigantically tall) Morning, Spongebob, Krabs. Beautiful day.(laughs and runs over to the buildings and knocks them over)海绵宝宝：Is that proof enough for ya蟹老板：You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs)海绵宝宝：Mr. Krabs! No!!蟹老板：Well, where's your magic now (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I What's going on here (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!。
《海绵宝宝历险记：海绵出水》完整中英文对照剧本
Just keep weading. Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.
离我近点好好听我 讲 故事
Come closer while I tell you the tale.
-好的开始 读 吧-不不要那么近
-Okay, start reading. -No. Not that close!
今天我要拿两份
I'm getting two today.
一份 给 我 一份 给 我的朋友
One for me and one for my friend.
你那朋友我见过吗
Have I met this friend?
"你 认识 我的啊 海 绵 宝宝"
"You know me, SpongeBob."
Plankton had made it his life's work to steal the recipe.
海 绵 宝宝 拜托 我 们谈谈 吧
SpongeBob, please, let's talk about this!
然而每次都被海绵 宝宝阻止了
And SpongeBob was always there to protect it.
也开了一家餐馆
from The Krusty Krab,
可没人愿意去那吃饭 因 为 那里的食物太难 吃了
where no one ate because the food was really bad.
有没有必要这样损 我啊
Now, is that really necessary?
海绵宝宝第72集英文台词
72*Wishing You Well*蟹老板：(walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa!Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter.蟹老板：Yeah? Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it? (lady hits him in the face with her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little quarter. What the...? This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big.Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear.Harold: All my wishes have already come true.Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well)蟹老板：Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're doing?Harold: Umm, using the wishing well.Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish.蟹老板：And then what?Harold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens.Lady Fish: It's fun!蟹老板：You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun? That's the greatest gag ever. Harold: Can we have our quarter back now? (scene cuts to Krusty Krab)章鱼哥：Spongebob, why aren't those patties ready?海绵宝宝：You can't rush perfection.章鱼哥：I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you.海绵宝宝：(laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward.章鱼哥：Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches.蟹老板：(enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, Spongebob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'.海绵宝宝：A wishing well, here? Wow!章鱼哥：Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday?蟹老板：Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic?海绵宝宝：Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? (walks off)章鱼哥：No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs.海绵宝宝：Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're gonna wish for?章鱼哥：To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, Spongebob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna do it.海绵宝宝：Squidward, aren't you excited? This is really gonna help people.Music: "Down The Well"Take a penny and some magicEven though your life is tragic, (章鱼哥：Hey!)You can throw all your dreams down the well.Although everyday the pain growsYou ride unicorns on rainbows,If you throw all your dreams down the well.When your life's come apart at the scenesAnd you've given up all your dreams,Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.No more suffering, no more sighin'No more pain and no more cryin',When you throw all your dreams down the well海绵宝宝：(puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think?章鱼哥：That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished.蟹老板：It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys? That's the smell of money.海绵宝宝：You mean magic, don't ya?章鱼哥：All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward)蟹老板：All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.章鱼哥：As long as there's no singing.海绵宝宝：And I've got a date with a krabby patty.蟹老板：Hold on there, Spongebob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta.海绵宝宝：Promotion? (scene cuts to Spongebob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well?蟹老板：To collect the money!海绵宝宝：How long do I have to stay down here?蟹老板：See ya in 8 hours.海绵宝宝：Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits Spongebob in the head)Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a porch light sale.海绵宝宝：Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head)派大星：I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are!海绵宝宝：Gosh... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head) Ow!Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (Spongebob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished)海绵宝宝：Hey!派大星：Oh my gosh. Who said that?海绵宝宝：Patrick!派大星：How do you know my name?海绵宝宝：Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish.派大星：Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish Spongebob were here to see this. (throws himself and the coin down the well)海绵宝宝：Patrick.派大星：(lands on top of Spongebob) Hi, Spongebob! I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it.派大星：But I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now?派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night)派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.蟹老板：Spongebob, what kind of haul did you get?海绵宝宝：I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures.派大星：And they fell on my head.蟹老板：Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the bucket down)海绵宝宝：This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet? 蟹老板：Uhh, not yet. But I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true.海绵宝宝：Really?蟹老板：Yeah, sure, whatever.海绵宝宝：Can we come out now?蟹老板：Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn. (leaves)海绵宝宝：Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong? I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick? Are you ready to dig for some magic?派大星：Yeah.Music: "Magic Is Missing"Oh, the magic has gone missin'And everyone's still wishin'But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.You'll find magic under rubbleSo, Patrick, grab a shovelAnd here is where the magic can be found.We're at the bottom of a wellBut man won't it be swell,When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.海绵宝宝：(digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic.派大星：Is that good?海绵宝宝：Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done.派大星：It's the only thing I've ever done.章鱼哥：Having fun down there, Spongebob? (laughs)派大星：Hi, Squidward.章鱼哥：Patrick's down there, too? It just gets better and better.海绵宝宝：Do you wanna make a wish?章鱼哥：(laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me.海绵宝宝：Guess what, Squidward? We found the magic.章鱼哥：(laughs) There's no magic, Spongebob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you.海绵宝宝：No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on Spongebob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.派大星：Party!章鱼哥：Let me out of here.海绵宝宝：We were just gonna play some party games.派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.章鱼哥：I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well)Spongebob & 派大星：Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls)章鱼哥：There's not way to climb out of here.海绵宝宝：Maybe if you had more upper arm strength.派大星：Yeah, you should work out more.章鱼哥：Well, why don't I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs)派大星：I don't get it.章鱼哥：Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.派大星：What does claustrophobic mean?海绵宝宝：It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.章鱼哥：No, it doesn't.派大星：Ho, ho, ho! (giggles)海绵宝宝：Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him!派大星：Ho, ho, ho!章鱼哥：It's not working, Patrick.派大星：Darn.海绵宝宝：Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot.章鱼哥：Oh, sorry, Spongebob.派大星：(holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs.章鱼哥：Eww. Patrick!派大星：(shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad.海绵宝宝：Hey, hey, hey, guys.章鱼哥：(shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick.派大星：Oh, you mean like this? (shoves Squidward)章鱼哥：No, like this! (shoves Patrick)海绵宝宝：(both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to outside the well)章鱼哥：Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am claustrophobic.派大星：Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here.章鱼哥：Patrick!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well)蟹老板：Good morning, Spongebob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money. (Squidward comes out of the well)章鱼哥：Free. I'm free!蟹老板：Squidward? What were you doing down there? I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the dead of night for free wishes?章鱼哥：The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far away') Ow.海绵宝宝：Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip!派大星：Lucky. (walks off)蟹老板：So how much money did you make last night?海绵宝宝：We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic蟹老板：The what?海绵宝宝：We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true!蟹老板：Listen closely, Spongebob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and Spongebob scream) What in the deep blue is that?Sandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for?海绵宝宝：That's great, Sandy!Sandy: That wishing well sure does work.蟹老板：Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat)Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod?海绵宝宝：It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin? (both laugh)Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off)海绵宝宝：See, Mr. Krabs? She wished for that boat.蟹老板：You mean she stole that boat.派大星：(walks up gigantically tall) Morning, Spongebob, Krabs. Beautiful day. (laughs and runs over to the buildings and knocks them over)海绵宝宝：Is that proof enough for ya?蟹老板：You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs)海绵宝宝：Mr. Krabs! No!!蟹老板：Well, where's your magic now? (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I? What's going on here? (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!。
海绵宝宝歌词(中英)
Are ya ready kids 《准备好了吗?孩子们》海绵宝宝主题曲Are ya ready kids?Aye Aye Captain!I CAN'T HEAR YOU!AYE AYE CAPTAIN!ohhhhhh!!!!Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!Ready?SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! 准备好了吗?孩子们(是的，是的，船长)太小声罗!(是的，船长)哦～是谁住深海的大菠萝里?(海绵宝宝!)方方黄黄伸缩自如(海绵宝宝!)如果四处探险是你的愿望(海绵宝宝)那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路(海绵宝宝)准备!(海绵宝宝～海绵宝宝～)(海绵宝宝～海绵宝宝～)(海绵宝宝～海绵宝宝～)哈哈哈哈!(嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟)>>（Sponge海绵Bob鲍勃Square Pants 方形裤子，Sponge Bob Square Pants方裤子海绵宝宝）。
海绵宝宝英文台词
精心整理宝：Whatawonderfulday.Thesunisout,thewaterisshimmering,scallopsarechirping.Sopeaceful.哥：Canwelowerthevolume,please.tworkwithallthatracketgoingon.宝：哥：Right,hum.宝：Okay.哥：! 宝：哥：星：哥：Oh,boy.宝：星：宝：星：Soundsreasonable.Uh……I’mgoingtoneedtoborrowaquarter.宝：Surething.Patrick.星：Ah!Onequarter.星：Thankyou.哥：Businessisbooming.HowdidIevergetsurroundedbysuchIloserneighbors?宝：Onebubblewand,dippedandreadytogo.CouldIinterestyouinsomelessons?Only25cents.星：Uh……verywell,then.Hey,Sponge,canIborrowanotherquarter?Thanks.宝：Okay,Patrick,it’sallinthetechnique.Firstgolikethis.Spinaround—stop!Double–-takethreetimes—one,two,three.Then…pelvicthrust!Stoponyourrightfoot.Don’tforgetit!Now,it’stimetobringitaroundtown.Bringaroundtown.Thenyo星：It’sagiraffe.宝：哥：Don’宝：We’Then……That’宝：That’llbe25cents,sir.哥：Aah!Whoa!What!Whowouldpay25centstoblowbubbles?!宝：Weareofferlessonsforbeginners.哥：Beginners?Whatcouldbemoresimplethanblowingastupidbubble?Here’syour25cents.Watchand learn.Uh……wait,wait,wait.Onemoretime.Here,wait,wait.Aah,justamerewarm—up.宝：Hey,Squidward,rememberthetechnique.Technique—youdothisandthis.Stepback.星：Technique,Squidward.宝：Spinaroundlikethis.Overhere.One,two,yeah,three……星：Thepelvicwhoo!宝：Don’tfor……don’tforgetthe“whoo”!星：ListentoSponge.宝：宝&派大星：宝：Tech……p.Double–宝：星：哥：宝：Nope.哥Now,that’宝：Yousaidit,Squidward.See,itisallinthetechnique.星：Yeah,technique.鱼哥：Technique?Huh!SpongeBob,youdidn’tthinkIcreatedthat…eon,it’smygenes.宝&派大星：Squid’sgotgenes.Squid’sgotgenes.哥：Thankyou,thankyou,thankyou.宝&派大星：Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward.宝：Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward.哥：Irock.绵宝&派大星Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidw星：宝：Squidward.宝&派大星：哥：宝&派大星：哥：Genius。
海绵宝宝歌词
The Pirate and Kids《海盗和孩子们》Captain: Are ya ready kids?船长：准备好了吗，孩子们？Kids: Aye Aye Captain.孩子：是的，船长。
Captain: I can't hear you.船长：太小声咯。
Kids: Aye Aye Captain!孩子：是的！船长！Captain: OHHHHHHH, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?船长：哦哦哦~~~，是谁住在深海的大凤梨里？Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!孩子：海绵宝宝！Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!船长：方方黄黄伸缩自如Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!孩子：海绵宝宝！Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,船长：如果四处探险是你的愿望Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!孩子：海绵宝宝！Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!船长：那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants！孩子：海绵宝宝！Captain: Ready?船长：准备？Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants!合：海绵宝宝，海绵宝宝，海绵宝宝！Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!! HA HA HA HA !!!!船长：海绵~~~~~~~~~宝宝~~~哈哈哈！！！！。
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海绵宝：What a wonderful day.
The sun is out, the water is shimmering,scallops are chirping.
So peaceful.
章鱼哥：Can we lower the volume,please.
I can’t work with all that racket going on.
海绵宝：Oh, sure thing.Squidward.
章鱼哥：Right, hum.
海绵宝：Okay.
章鱼哥：And now for some soothing sounds from Squidward’s clarinet.Thank you, thank you.I thought I……! 海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,want to blow some bubbles? Only 25cents.
章鱼哥：Oh, right, like I would spend a moment of my time. Blowing bubbles.
Oh, please! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles?
派大星：Good morning.
章鱼哥：Oh, boy.
海绵宝：Good morning to you,sir. Would you care you blow a bubble?
派大星：Oh, how much is it?
海绵宝：Only a quarter.
派大星：Sounds reasonable. Uh……I’m going to need to borrow a quarter.
海绵宝：Sure thing. Patrick.
派大星：Ah! One quarter.
派大星：Thank you.
章鱼哥：Business is booming. How did I ever get surrounded by such I loser neighbors?
海绵宝：One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.
Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.
派大星：Uh……very well,then. Hey ,Sponge,can I borrow another quarter? Thanks.
海绵宝：Okay,Patrick, it’s all in the technique. First go like this. Spin around—stop!
Double –-take three times—one, two, three. Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time to bring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this then this and this, then that and this and that and this and then……And now……with tow hands.
派大星：It’s a giraffe.
海绵宝：Excuse me ,sir, but we are close……
章鱼哥：Don’t give me any of that. How could you two possible make all this noise just blowing bubbles?
海绵宝：We’re not just blowing bubbles; we’re making bubble art. Watch carefully. First
go like this. Spin around—stop! Double –-take three times—one, two, three.
Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time to
bring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this, then this and this,
then that and this and that and this and then……
章鱼哥：That’s not art. That’s just annoying.Blowing bubbles. That’s the lamest idea I have ever heard. You should be ashamed of yourself. Bubbles. Art. Bubbles. Ridiculous.
海绵宝：That’ll be 25 cents, sir.
章鱼哥：Aah! Whoa! What! Who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?!
海绵宝：We are offer lessons for beginners.
章鱼哥：Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble?Here’s your 25 cents. Watch and learn. Uh……wait, wait, wait. One more time. Here, wait, wait. Aah, just a mere warm—up.
海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,remember the technique. Technique—you do this and this. Step back.
派大星：Technique, Squidward.
海绵宝：Spin around like this. Over here. One, two, yeah, three……
派大星：The pelvic whoo!
海绵宝：Don’t for……don’t forget the “whoo”!
派大星：Listen to Sponge.
海绵宝：Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique!
海绵宝&派大星：Technique! Technique!
海绵宝：Tech……You’re ……not doing the ……technique.
章鱼哥：Technique?! Technique?! Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique!First I do this. Spin around, stop. Double –-take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Oh ,stop on your right foot.
Don’t forget it. Then bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that. A little of this, this, that, that, that, that, that, then……
海绵宝：All right, Squid! That was so good!
派大星：Squid is numer one.
章鱼哥：I really did it ,didn’t I ? Yeah—you guys didn’t blow anything like that.
海绵宝：Nope.
章鱼哥Now, that’s a bubble.
海绵宝：You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique.
派大星：Yeah, technique.
章鱼哥：Technique? Huh! Sponge Bob, you didn’t think I created that……beautiful work of art with your help.
Come on, it’s my genes.
海绵宝&派大星：Squid’s got genes. Squid’s got genes.
章鱼哥：Thank you, thank you, thank you.
海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.
海绵宝：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.
章鱼哥：I rock.
海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Squid, Squid, Squidward! Squid,
Squid, Squidward!
派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward……
海绵宝：Squidward.
海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward.
章鱼哥：Hello, my friends. You are looking at a ……
海绵宝&派大星：Squidward.
章鱼哥：Genius。