爆笑笑话之英语单词
爆笑笑话之英语单词
以前你背单词的时候有用中文标记么?下面，CJ为大家了爆笑笑话之英语单词，希望你能喜欢!欢送参考借鉴。
我有个rade (同志)
被太太persuade (说服)
辞职做trade (贸易)
卖蛋糕homemade (家制的)*
rade n.朋友,同志,伙伴。
persuade v.说服,劝说, (使)相信,劝某人做(不做)某事。
trade n.贸易,商业,交易,生意,职业,行业;vi.交易,买卖,经商,对换,购物;vt.用...进展交换;[习语]a dog's trade(大家所不喜欢的事)。
homemade adj.自制的,本国制的。
rade---在rade后加ship变为：radeship同志之友谊
trade---在trade后加mark变为：rademark n.商标
homemade---把homemade里的made换为land变为：homeland
n.祖国,本国
The fox that had lost its tail would persuade others
out of theirs.
一条狐狸丢尾巴，就劝旁人也丢它。
The boy persuades easily.
这孩子听劝。
Every man to his trade.
人各通其本行。
He works best who knows his trade. 事怕行家。
Two of a trade never agree.
同行是冤家。
Homemade pie is delicious.
家制馅饼味道美。
拿破仑和士兵
1.背口诀记单词
拿破仑下营房inspect (视察)
士兵伸长脖子expect (期待)
因为他充满了intellect(智力)*
得到所有人的respect (尊敬)
inspect vt.检查,视察; v.检查。
expect vt.期待,预期,盼望,指望, <口>(料)想,认为;[习语]be
expecting(怀孕)。
intellect n.智力。
respect n.尊敬,敬重,注意,考虑,尊重,敬意;vt.尊敬,尊重,不防碍;[习语]in all respects(无论从哪方面来看)。
expect---在expect后加ant变为：expectant adj.预期的,期待的
intellect---在intellect后加ion变为：intellection n.智力活动
respect---在respect后加able变为：respectable adj.可敬的,有名望的,高尚的
Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never
be disappointed. 无奢望者有福，因其永不失望。
My wife is expecting again.
我妻子又怀孕了。
The teacher has a great intellect.
这个教师智力过人。
Respect a man , he will do the more.
尊重别人，别人会加倍回报。
He that respects not is not respected.
欲受人敬，要先敬人。
曾经"上山下乡"的"知识青年"：
他们他们they (他们)
曾经丧失key (钥匙)
如今头发grey (灰白的)
见面说声hey (嗨)
快乐如monkey (猴子)
they pron.他们,它们。
key n.钥匙,关键,解答,对译本,要害;vt.调节...的音调,锁上,插上栓,提供线索;vi.使用钥匙; n.键,调,基调;[习语]all in the
same key(千篇一律地)。
grey adj.灰色的,灰白的; n.灰色。
hey int.嗨!
monkey n.猴子，猿，顽皮的小孩;vi乱动，胡闹。
key---在key后加board变为：keyboard n.[计]键盘
grey---在grey后加ish变为：greyish adj.带灰的,略灰的
Dog bark before they bite. 恶行之前有恶声。
Wife is the key of the house.
妻子是家的钥匙。
The used key is always bright.
常用的钥匙常光亮。
All cats are grey in the dark.
猫在暗中都是灰色;黑暗中难分丑妍。
The fox may grow grey, but never good.
狐狸活到老，永远难变好。
What have you done, you young monkey!
你干了什么啦,你这个小捣蛋!
对人非常earnest (真挚的)*
内心其实honest (老实的)
喜欢开个jest (玩笑)*
把当总统request (要求)
显然不够modest (谦虚的)
earnest adj.认真的,热心的,重要的;n.真挚,定金,认真,热心;[习语]in earnest(认真地,诚挚地)。
honest adj.老实的,正直的。
jest n.笑话,俏皮话;vi.嘲笑,开玩笑;vt.嘲笑;[习语]break a
jest(说笑话)。
request vt.请求,要求;n.请求,要求,邀请;[习语]in
request(需要的)。
modest adj.谦虚的,谦让的,适度的，朴素的，端庄的。 earnest---在earnest后加ly变为：earnestly adv.认真地,诚挚地
honest---在honest后加y变为：honesty? n.老实,正直
jest---在jest后加book变为：jestbook n.滑稽书,笑话集
request---去掉request里的re变为：quest n.寻求
modest---在modest后加ly变为：modestly adv.慎重地,适当地
In life's earnest battle they only prevail, who daily
march onward and never say fail.
在人生的战场中，唯有日日前进不屈不挠始能获胜。
He is wise that is honest.
老实者是聪明的。
Better lose a jest than a friend.
宁失一虐，不失一友;莫因玩笑伤感情。
A true jest is no jest
真笑话并非笑话。
Though modesty be a virtue , yet bashfulness is a vice.
尽管谦虚是一种美德，但害羞就成了缺点。
有一个leader (领导)
单独去theater(剧院)
穿一件sweater (毛衣)
被当成cleaner(清洁工)
leader n.领导者,社论; n.[计]前导字符;[习语]munity
leader(社会活动家)。 theater n.剧场,戏院,电影院,阶梯教室,手术室,全体观众,戏剧。
sweater n.厚运动衫,毛线衫。
cleaner n.清洁工人,清洁器。
leader---在leader后加ship变为：leadership n.领导能力,领导阶层
sweater---去掉sweater里的er变为：sweat n.汗v.(使)出汗
cleaner---把cleaner里的er换为ly变为：cleanly adj.喜清洁的,干净的adv.干净地,清洁地
Our teacher is the leader, she will show us where to go.
我们的老师是领路人，她会告诉我们怎么走的。
Good theater always nourishes the human spirit.
好戏剧陶冶人们的情操。
He was taken to the cleaners in a card game last night.
他昨晚玩纸牌输得精光。
英语笑话简短爆笑
英语笑话简短爆笑
1. Why is the doctor so angry? （为什么医生那么生气？）Because
he has no patience.（因为他没有耐心呀。）
笑点：耐心=patience，病人（复数形式）=patients，两个词读音相似，一语双关。
2. What is the longest word in the English language?（英语里最长的单词是？）Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last
letters.（Smiles，因为它的首尾字母之间隔了一英里那么长。）
笑点：翻译时需要保留 smiles，因为中文不分单复数，这里规避了字面意义上的最长，而是利用了单词 mile 的含义。
3. What do you call a deer with no eyes?（没有眼睛的鹿叫什么？）No idea.（不知道。）
笑点： deer 和 idea 读音相似，这里是谐音梗。
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms?（为什么科学家不相信原子？）Because they make up everything.（因为它们构成了一切。）
笑点：make up 有化妆、编造、组成等意思，这里取了组成的意思。
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?（当
雪人跟吸血鬼杂交，会得到什么？）Frostbite.（冻疮。）
笑点：frostbite 有冻伤、冻疮的意思，同时它跟 frost（霜）和 bite（咬）两个词有关，这里是双关梗。
爆笑英语笑话
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爆笑英语笑话
爆笑英语笑话1
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her une某pected guest for serving an
apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the
room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which
he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into
his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother,
sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir,"
replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
爆笑英语笑话2
The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. E某plaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to
5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push
爆笑英语笑话 中英文对照
英语笑话【Laughter】
Recently,I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some
chair of a dining set bought from us in the 1930s.I assured her we could
help and sought the assistance of the office manager.“You’ll never
beileve this one,”I told the office manager.“I just got a call from a
customer who bought some chair from us in the 1930s.”Before I could
finish,he interrupted and said,“Don’t tell me she hasn’t received them
yet!”
最近，我接到一个妇女的电话。她上个世纪30年代从我们这里买了一套餐厅家具，现在想来换一些椅子。我跟她说我们可以帮忙，并向部门经理提了出来。“你肯定不会相信，”我对部门经理说，“我刚接到一个顾客的电话，她在30年代就从我们这买了一些椅子。”我还没来得及说完，经理就打断我说：“不要告诉我她到现在还没有收到货啊！”
Man:Why did you make women so beautiful?
God:So that you will love them.
Man:But why did you make them so dumb?
God:So that they will lov you.
男子：你为什么让女人生得那么美？
上帝：这样你才会爱上她们呀！
男子：可你为什么又让女人那么笨呢？ 上帝：这样她们才会爱上你呀！
Father:Is the school closed today?
英语笑话
英语笑话
笑话一：A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest
baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down,
fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says:
"You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for
you."(某女士带着宝宝坐公交车。司机说：“这是我见过最丑的宝宝。噢!”该女走到车厢后部坐下来，正恼怒得七窍生烟。她对邻座的男子说：“那司机刚才辱骂我!”男子说：“你过去让他滚——去吧，我会帮你把这猴子看好的。”)
笑话二：Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their
tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes
woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see."
Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do
you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and
爆笑的经典英语小笑话
爆笑的经典英语小笑话
英语笑话（一）
老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”
小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.
小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.
小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？
小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！
英语笑话（二）
某日刘洪涛遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：I am hongtao liu，外宾曰：我TM还是方片七呢！
英语笑话（三）
江青会见外宾，要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻，不许走样。外宾一见到江青，立刻拍马屁道："Miss Jiang,
you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。
翻译不敢怠慢，把江青的话翻成英文："Where? Where?" 外宾一愣，还有这样的人，追问哪里漂亮的，干脆马屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere."
翻译：“你到处都很漂亮。”江青更高兴了，但总是要客气一下：“不见得，不见得”。翻译赶紧翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."
英语笑话（四）
话说某年某月的某一天，叁个神箭手约在一起比箭，目标是十尺外仆人头上的苹果。A神箭手挽弓长射，咻一声，利箭正中苹果。A高傲的昂起下巴，比出一根大 拇指道：「I AM后羿！」
B神箭手照本宣科，射中苹果，这回他自大的喊了一句：「I AM丘比特！」
轮到C了，他也挽弓，利箭射出！ 结果正中仆人的心脏。就听他结结巴巴好久才吐出一句：「I...I...I...AM...SORRY...」
十个英语笑话爆笑超短
十个英语笑话爆笑超短
1、 What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned
home
2、 "What is the thinnest book in the world? ""What men know about
women."""
3、 "苦命的 salesman An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his
product to a farmer. He said he wasn""t interested because he hadn""t
seen any bugs or insects on his farm for years. The salesman indicated he
had a wife and four kids and really needed the money. The......"
4、 "运动世家 A German, Englishman and American are traveling on
a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families.
The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they""ll make a basketball
team. The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys,&nbs......"
5、 "FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the
scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR You
20个英语笑话爆笑超短_英语笑话大全短篇
短篇英语笑话篇一
史密斯是一家建设公司的经理，他正负责一个新工程的招标案。第一位投标的是一家波兰公司，他们的代表出价四十万元接那个案子。“似乎很合理，”史密斯说。“你可不可以给我一张明细表呢?”
"Sure," said the Pole, " $200, 000 for labor and $ 200,000 for materials. "
“当然没问题，”波兰公司代表说道，“二十万元工资，二十万元材科费。”
下一个出标的是美国标准建设公司，他们以八十万元竞标。
"Hmm, that seems a bit high," said Smith. "What's the breakdown?"
“嗯，这个价钱似乎有些偏高，”史密斯说道。"你们有明细表吗?"
" $ 400,000 0n materials, $ 400,000 0n labor. "
“四十万元材料，四十万元工资。”
"I'll get back to you. "
Finally the representative of Cohen, Goldstein and Leibowitz entered Smith's
office. " $ 1,200,000 is our bid," said the agent."
最后可翰•高斯坦•雷伯威兹公司的代表走进史密斯办公室。“一百二十万元是我们竞标的价码，”代表说道。
$11 200, 0001 That' s way out of line," exclaimed Smith. "Can you give me a
breakdown onthat?"
“一百二十万元这个标高得太过分了，”史密斯叫道“你可以给我一张明细表吗?"
"No problem," replied the rep. " $400, 000 for me,$ 400 , 000 for you and $ 400，000 for thePolacks.
英文笑话简短带翻译爆笑简短英语小笑话带翻译
英文笑话简短带翻译爆笑简短英语小笑话带翻译
简短英语小笑话带翻译一：
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists,
but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one
morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, “Mom, the toast
is burned.“ "You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so
happy! But why has it taked this long?" "Well, up till now," Said
the boy, "things have been okay."
一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开品说话，他们对此深感焦虑。他们带他去找专家诊治，但医生们总觉得他没有毛病。后来有一天早上吃早餐时，那孩子突然开口了：“妈妈，面包烤焦了。” “你说话了!你说话了!”他母亲叫了起来。“我太高兴了!但为什么花了这么长的时间呢?” “哦，在这之前，”那男孩说，“一切都很正常。”
简短英语小笑话带翻译二：
Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study
arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store.
英语笑话简单易懂爆笑
英语笑话简单易懂爆笑
1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了？
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
2、What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高？
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
3、What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体？
A coin!
硬币。
4、What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，却看不见？
A needle.
针。
5、Wife: "How would you describe me?" 妻子：你会怎么形容我呢？
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思？
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant,
fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢？
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
英文爆笑笑话6篇
英文爆笑笑话6篇
下面小编给大家整理的英文爆笑笑话六篇，希望大家会喜欢。
英文爆笑笑话一： Lose One Pound减掉一磅
I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten
pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17,
1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added,
"That's not bad for a man of my age."
Overhearing this, a woman remarked, "You mean to say it
took you all this time to lose one pound?"
我称赞我的一个同事减肥10磅。可是，我禁不住夸耀说我17岁时，体重225磅，而目前体重是224磅。我还说：“这对我这样年龄的男子来说，是不错的。”
一个女子听到了这些话，她说道：“你是说你花了这么长时间才减了1磅?”
英文爆笑笑话二：The doctor lives downstairs医生住在楼下
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want
you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at
length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants
reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be