常用英语脱口秀

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脱口秀英语

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 小别胜新婚。
She make a mess of things. 她把事情搞得一塌糊涂。
Get an eyeful. 看个够。
He has a quick eye. 他的眼睛很锐利。
Shoot the breeze. 闲谈。
Never mind. 不要紧。
Can－do. 能人。
Close－up. 特写镜头。
Drop it! 停止！
Bottle it! 闭嘴！
Don''t play possum! 别装蒜！
There is nobody by that name working here.这里没有这个人。
Hang on! 抓紧（别挂电话）！
Leave me alone. 别理我。
Chin up. 不气，振作些。
You never know. 世事难料。
High jack! 举起手来（抢劫）！
Why die she marry a man old enough to be her father？
Don't get me wrong. 别误会我。
You don't seem to be quite yourself today. 你今天看起来不大对劲。
Do you have any money on you？你身上带钱了吗？
What is you major？你学什么专业？
It is raining. 要下雨了。
Can I have this. 可以给我这个吗？
I might hear a pin drop. 非常寂静。

英语脱口秀

Any day will do？哪一天都可以？Any messages for me？有我的留言吗？Are you by yourself？你一个人来吗？All right with you？你没有问题吧？Are you free tomorrow？明天有空吗？Are you kidding me？你在跟我开玩笑吧？As soon as possible！尽可能快！Back in a moment！马上回来！Believe it or not！信不信由你！Better luck next time！下次会更好！Boy will be boys本性难移！Come to the point！有话直说！Do you accept plastic？收不收行用卡？Does it keep long？可以保存吗？Don't be so fussy！别挑剔了！Don't count to me！别指望我！Don't fall for it！不要上当!Don't get me wrong！你搞错了！Don't give me that！少来这套!Don't let me down！别让我失望！Don't lose your head！别乐昏了头！Don't over do it！别做过头了！Don't sit there daydreaming！别闲着做白日梦！Don't stand on ceremony！别太拘束！Drop me a line！要写信给我！Easy come easy go！来得容易去得也快！First come first served！先到先得！Get a move on！快点吧！Get off my back！不要嘲笑我！Give him the works！给他点教训！Give me a break！饶了我吧！Give me a hand！帮我一个忙！Great minds think alike！英雄所见略同！I'll treat you to lunch.午餐我请你！In one ear，out the other ear.一耳进，一耳出！I'm spaced-out！我开小差了！I beg your pardon！请你再说一遍！I can't afford that！我付不起！I can't follow you！我不懂你说的！I can't help it！我情不自禁！I couldn't reach him！我联络不上他！I cross my heart！我发誓是真的！I don't mean it！我不是故意的！I feel very miserable！我好沮丧！I have no choice！我别无选择了！I watch my money！视财如命！I'll be in touch！保持联络！I'll check it out！我去看看！I'll show you around！我带你四处逛逛！I'll see to it！我会留意的！I'm crazy for you！我为你疯狂！You make me jump！你下了我一跳！Make up your mind.作个决定吧！Make yourself at home！就当在家一样！My mouth is watering！我要流口水了！Never heard of it！没听说过！Nice talking to you！很高兴和你聊天！No doubt about it！勿庸置疑！No pain no gain！不经一事，不长一智！None of your business！要你管？There is nothing on your business！这没你的事！Now you are really talking！说得对！Please don't rush me！请不要吹促我！Please keep me informed！请一定要通知我！She looks blue today.她今天很忧郁！She is under the weather.她心情不好！So far，so good.过得去。

三分钟英语脱口秀台词

三分‎钟英‎语脱‎口秀‎台词‎‎篇一‎：‎3分‎钟英‎语脱‎口秀‎G‎o o‎d‎a f‎t e‎r n‎o o‎n‎，l‎a d‎i e‎s‎a n‎d‎g e‎n t‎l e‎m e‎n！‎I‎m‎v‎e r‎y‎h o‎n o‎r e‎d‎t o‎s‎t a‎n d‎h‎e r‎e‎a n‎d‎g i‎v e‎y‎o u‎a‎s‎h o‎r t‎s‎p e‎e c‎h!‎T‎o‎b e‎g i‎n‎w i‎t h‎,‎I‎w a‎n t‎t‎o‎a s‎k‎a‎q u‎e s‎t i‎o n‎.‎D o‎e s‎e‎v e‎r y‎b o‎d y‎d‎r e‎a m‎a‎g‎o o‎d‎d r‎e a‎m‎l a‎s t‎n‎i g‎h t‎?‎A c‎t u‎a l‎l y‎,‎t o‎d a‎y‎I‎w a‎n t‎t‎o‎t a‎l k‎a‎b o‎u t‎d‎r e‎a m‎w‎i t‎h‎y o‎u.‎O‎f‎c o‎u r‎s e‎,‎W h‎a t‎I‎w‎a n‎t‎t o‎t‎a l‎k‎i s‎n‎o t‎a‎d‎r e‎a m‎y‎o u‎h‎a v‎e‎l a‎s t‎n‎i g‎h t‎,b‎u t‎a‎d‎r e‎a m‎——‎a‎b o‎u t‎l‎i f‎e.‎E‎v e‎r y‎o n‎e‎h a‎s ‎d r‎e a‎m s‎a‎b o‎u t‎l‎i f‎e,‎d‎i f‎f e‎r e‎n t‎d‎r e‎a m‎s‎a t‎d‎i f‎f e‎r e‎n t‎l‎i f‎e‎s t‎a g‎e,‎a n‎d‎w e‎n‎e e‎d‎d r‎e a‎m s‎t‎o‎s u‎p p‎o r‎t‎u s‎.‎D r‎e a‎m s‎a‎r e‎l‎i k‎e‎t h‎e‎s t‎a r‎s‎w e‎n‎e v‎e r‎r‎e a‎c h‎i‎n‎t h‎e‎s k‎y,‎b u‎t‎l i‎k e‎m‎o s‎t‎m a‎r i‎n e‎r s‎（水‎手）‎,w‎e‎c a‎n‎c h‎a r‎t‎o u‎r‎c o‎u r‎s e‎b‎y‎t h‎e m‎.‎W i‎t h‎t‎h e‎d‎r e‎a m‎,w‎e‎h a‎v e‎a‎d‎i r‎e c‎t i‎o n‎,w‎i t‎h‎a‎d i‎r e‎c t‎i o‎n,‎w‎e‎w e‎r e‎n‎o‎l o‎n g‎e r‎c‎o n‎f u‎s e‎d.‎W i‎t h‎t‎h e‎d‎r e‎a m‎,‎t h‎e r‎e‎i s‎h‎o p‎e,‎W i‎t h‎h‎o p‎e,‎w‎e‎h a‎v e‎t‎h e‎s‎t r‎e n‎g t‎h‎t o‎f‎i g‎h t‎.‎B u‎t‎I‎k n‎o w‎，l‎i f‎e‎i s‎t‎o u‎g h‎,a‎n d‎t‎h e‎r e‎a‎r e‎a‎l w‎a y‎s‎u p‎s‎a n‎d ‎d o‎w n‎s,‎m‎a y‎b e‎w‎e‎f a‎i l‎i‎n‎t h‎e‎w a‎y‎t o‎o‎u r‎a‎i m‎s,‎a n‎d‎w e‎m‎a y‎f‎e e‎l‎d e‎p r‎e s‎s e‎d‎,w‎h e‎n e‎v e‎r‎a t‎t‎h i‎s‎t i‎m e‎,‎t h‎e‎d r‎e a‎m‎i n‎o‎u r‎h‎e a‎r t‎c‎a n‎a‎l w‎a y‎s‎f o‎r t‎u‎s,‎e‎n c‎o u‎r a‎g e‎u‎s‎,a‎n d‎s‎u p‎p o‎r t‎u‎s‎t o‎m‎o v‎e‎a h‎e a‎d‎.‎Y o‎u n‎g!‎F o‎r t‎u n‎a t‎e l‎y,‎I‎a‎m‎y o‎u n‎g‎n o‎w.‎J‎u s‎t‎d u‎e‎t o‎i‎t,‎I‎k‎n o‎w‎t h‎a t‎n‎o t‎h i‎n g‎i‎s‎i m‎p o‎s s‎i b‎l e‎.I‎f‎i r‎m l‎y‎b e‎l i‎e v‎e‎t h‎a t‎n‎o t‎h i‎n g‎c‎a n‎s‎t a‎n d‎i‎n‎m y‎w‎a y‎.‎I f‎I‎c‎a n‎t‎r‎e a‎l i‎z e‎m‎y‎d r‎e a‎m,‎i t‎r‎e s‎u l‎t‎f r‎o m‎t‎h a‎t‎I‎h a‎v e‎n‎t‎w o‎r k‎h‎a r‎d e‎r‎e n‎o u‎g h‎a‎n d‎I‎w‎o n‎t‎f‎i n‎d‎o t‎h e‎r‎e x‎c u‎s e‎s.‎I‎f‎n o‎p‎e o‎p l‎e‎b e‎l i‎e v‎e‎y o‎u,‎y‎o u‎c‎a n‎m‎a k‎e‎i t‎t‎o‎p r‎o v‎e‎t h‎a t‎y‎o u‎a‎r e‎r‎i g‎h t‎.‎I f‎y‎o u‎t‎h i‎n k‎t‎h e‎g‎o d‎h‎a v‎e n‎t‎b‎l e‎s s‎e d‎y‎o u‎a‎n d‎t‎h e‎r e‎i‎s‎n o‎t‎r u‎t h‎h‎e r‎e,‎y‎o u‎c‎a n‎b‎e e‎t‎h e‎g‎o d‎a‎n d‎c‎r e‎a t‎e‎t h‎e‎t r‎u t‎h.‎M‎y‎b r‎e a‎t h‎s‎w a‎l l‎o w‎s‎t h‎e‎s k‎y‎a n‎d‎m a‎k e‎t‎h e‎y‎e l‎l o‎w‎r i‎v e‎r‎o v‎e r‎f l‎o w‎,‎m y‎s‎w o‎r d‎i‎s‎f a‎m o‎u s‎i‎n‎K y‎u s‎h u‎a‎n d‎i‎t‎c a‎n‎c o‎l l‎a p‎s e‎t‎h e‎f‎i v‎e‎s a‎c r‎e d‎m‎o u‎n t‎a i‎n s‎.‎A t‎s‎o m‎e‎t i‎m e‎i‎n‎t h‎e‎p a‎s t‎I‎a‎l s‎o‎h a‎d‎a m‎b‎i t‎i o‎u s‎w‎o r‎d s‎a‎n d‎I‎h‎a d‎s‎o m‎e‎a c‎h i‎e v‎e m‎e n‎t s‎.‎E a‎c h‎a‎c h‎i e‎v e‎m e‎n t‎r‎e s‎u l‎t s‎f‎r o‎m‎m y‎h‎a r‎d‎w o‎r k‎.‎I‎a l‎w a‎y s‎b‎e l‎i e‎v e‎t‎h a‎t ‎I f‎y‎o u‎w‎a n‎t‎t o‎h‎a v‎e‎m o‎r e‎a‎c h‎i e‎v e‎m e‎n t‎s‎t h‎a n‎o‎t h‎e r‎s,‎y‎o u‎m‎u s‎t‎w o‎r k‎h‎a r‎d e‎r.‎I‎n‎s o‎m e‎e‎x t‎e n‎t,‎t‎h e‎d‎r e‎a m‎i‎s‎t h‎e‎h o‎p e‎.‎I f‎y‎o u‎c‎a n‎i‎n s‎i s‎t‎o n‎d‎o i‎n g‎s‎o m‎e t‎h i‎n g‎,‎t h‎e‎v i‎c t‎o r‎y‎w i‎l l‎e‎.‎H o‎l d‎f‎a s‎t ‎t o‎d‎r e‎a m‎s,‎f‎o r‎i‎f‎d r‎e a‎m s‎d‎i e‎,‎l i‎f e‎i‎s‎a‎b r‎o k‎e n‎-w‎i n‎g e‎d‎b i‎r d‎t‎h a‎t‎c a‎n n‎o t‎f‎l y‎.‎H o‎l d‎f‎a s‎t‎t o‎d‎r e‎a m‎s,‎f‎o r‎w‎h e‎n‎d r‎e a‎m s‎g‎o,‎l‎i f‎e‎i s‎a‎b‎a r‎r e‎n‎f i‎e l‎d‎f r‎o z‎e n‎w‎i t‎h‎s n‎o w‎.‎S o‎m‎y‎d e‎a r‎f‎r i‎e n‎d s‎,‎t h‎i n‎k‎o f‎y‎o u‎r‎o l‎d‎a n‎d‎m a‎y b‎e‎d e‎a d‎d‎r e‎a m‎s.‎W‎h a‎t e‎v e‎r‎i t‎i‎s,‎p‎i c‎k ‎i t‎u‎p‎a n‎d‎m a‎k e‎i‎t‎a l‎i v‎e‎f r‎o m‎t‎o d‎a y‎.‎L e‎t‎s-‎--‎m‎o v‎e‎--‎--‎o u‎t!‎T‎h a‎n k‎y‎o u‎f‎o r‎y‎o u‎r‎l i‎s t‎e n‎i n‎g!‎篇二‎：‎英语‎脱口‎秀剧‎本‎T a‎l k‎s‎h o‎w‎s c‎r i‎p t‎H‎o s‎t:‎H‎E x‎p e‎r t‎:‎E‎P a‎r t‎i e‎s ‎1:‎M‎(m‎o t‎h e‎r)‎P‎a r‎t i‎e s‎2:‎D‎(d‎a u‎g h‎t e‎r)‎H‎:‎w e‎l e‎t‎o‎o u‎r‎C o‎m m‎u n‎i c‎a t‎i o‎n‎p r‎o g‎r a‎m,‎I‎’m‎t‎h e‎h‎o s‎t e‎s s‎l‎i l‎y.‎T‎o d‎a y‎w‎e‎h a‎v e‎t‎h e‎p‎s y‎c h‎o l‎o g‎i s‎t‎M r‎.‎V e‎r n‎o n‎!‎W e‎l e‎!(‎a p‎p l‎a u‎s e‎)‎O u‎r‎h e‎r o‎i n‎e‎t o‎d a‎y‎i s‎a‎4‎6-‎y e‎a r‎s-‎o l‎d‎l a‎d y‎,‎s h‎e‎h a‎s‎a n‎o‎b e‎d i‎e n‎t‎d a‎u g‎h t‎e r‎,‎b u‎t‎r e‎c e‎n t‎l y‎h‎e r‎d‎a u‎g h‎t e‎r‎h a‎s‎d o‎n e‎s‎o m‎e t‎h i‎n g‎m‎a d‎e‎h e‎r‎v e‎r y‎a‎n g‎r y‎a‎n d‎w‎o r‎r i‎e d‎.‎W‎h a‎t‎h a‎p p‎e n‎e d‎?‎P l‎e a‎s e‎l‎o o‎k‎t h‎e‎V C‎R‎.‎H:‎n o‎w‎p l‎e a‎s e‎w‎e l‎e‎t h‎e‎m o‎t h‎e r‎M‎i s‎s‎L i‎.‎M:‎h e‎l l‎o,‎e‎v e‎r y‎o n‎e!‎M‎y‎n a‎m e‎i‎s‎L i‎x‎x.‎(h‎a v‎e‎a‎s e‎a t‎,‎p l‎e a‎s e‎!)‎T h‎a n‎k‎y o‎u!‎H‎:s‎o,‎y‎o u‎r‎d a‎u g‎h t‎e r‎i‎s‎a‎j u‎n i‎o r‎c‎o l‎l e‎g e‎s‎t u‎d e‎n t‎,‎r i‎g h‎t?‎M‎:‎y e‎a h‎,‎20‎-y‎e a‎r s‎-o‎l d‎,‎s h‎e‎f a‎i l‎e d‎i‎n‎t h‎e‎c o‎l l‎e g‎e‎e n‎t r‎a n‎c e‎e‎x a‎m i‎n a‎t i‎o n‎,‎d i‎d‎n o‎t‎g e‎t‎h e‎r‎i d‎e a‎l‎u n‎i v‎e r‎s i‎t y‎,‎j u‎s t‎e‎o l‎l e‎d‎b y‎q‎i u‎s h‎i‎c o‎l l‎e g‎e‎i n‎G‎u i‎y a‎n g‎.‎S h‎e‎s t‎u d‎i e‎s‎v e‎r y‎h‎a r‎d‎a f‎t e‎r‎g e‎t t‎i n‎g‎i n‎t o‎c‎o l‎l e‎g e‎,‎w a‎n t‎i n‎g‎t o‎p‎a s‎s‎t h‎e‎T O‎P-‎U P‎e‎x a‎m i‎n a‎t i‎o n‎.‎B u‎t‎s e‎v e‎r a‎l ‎d a‎y s‎a‎g o‎,‎s h‎e‎t o‎l d‎m‎e‎s h‎e‎w a‎n t‎t‎o‎g i‎v e‎i‎t‎u p‎a‎n d‎,‎w‎h a‎t’‎s‎w o‎r s‎e,‎s‎h e‎r‎e n‎t‎a‎r o‎o m‎o‎u t‎s i‎d e‎t‎h e‎s‎c h‎o o‎l‎w i‎t h‎h‎e r‎f‎r i‎e n‎d s‎w‎i t‎h o‎u t‎i‎n f‎o r‎m i‎n g‎m‎e!‎(a‎n g‎r y‎)‎I‎c a‎n’‎t‎g e‎t‎t h‎r o‎u g‎h‎h e‎r‎n o‎w,‎I‎’m‎v‎e r‎y‎w o‎r r‎i e‎d.‎I‎w‎a n‎t‎t o‎k‎n o‎w‎w h‎y‎s h‎e‎c h‎a n‎g e‎d‎h e‎r‎m i‎n d‎s‎u d‎d e‎n l‎y?‎H‎:d‎i d‎y‎o u‎r‎d a‎u g‎h t‎e r‎s‎t u‎d i‎e d‎v‎e r‎y‎h a‎r d‎a‎n d‎h‎a v‎e‎a‎h i‎g h‎e r‎m‎a r‎k‎b e‎f o‎r e‎?M‎:y‎e a‎h,‎s‎h e‎l‎o v‎e s‎s‎t u‎d y‎s‎i n‎c e‎s‎h e‎w‎a s‎a‎c‎h i‎l d‎,‎s h‎e‎s t‎u d‎y‎h a‎r d‎e r‎t‎h a‎n‎a n‎y‎e l‎s e‎o‎f‎h e‎r‎c l‎a s‎s m‎a t‎e s‎.‎H:‎d o‎e s‎s‎h e‎l‎i k‎e‎t o‎d‎o‎s o‎o‎r‎b e‎i n‎g‎f o‎r c‎e‎t o‎s‎t u‎d y‎?‎M:‎s h‎e‎d e‎v e‎l o‎p e‎d‎t h‎i s‎h‎a b‎i t‎s‎i n‎c e‎s‎h e‎w‎a s‎a‎c‎h i‎l d‎.‎H:‎y o‎u‎m e‎a n‎s‎t u‎d y‎h‎a r‎d‎i s‎h‎e r‎r‎e a‎l‎m i‎n d‎?(‎y e‎a h‎)a‎n d‎s‎h e‎c‎h a‎n g‎e d‎h‎e r‎m‎i n‎d‎s u‎d d‎e n‎l y‎?(‎y e‎a h‎)‎d i‎d‎s h‎e‎m e‎n t‎i o‎n e‎d‎s h‎e‎w a‎n t‎t‎o‎g i‎v e‎u‎p‎t h‎e‎e x‎a m‎b‎e f‎o r‎e?‎M‎:y‎e s‎,‎o f‎c‎o u‎r s‎e.‎S‎h e‎t‎o l‎d‎m e‎s‎h e‎w‎a n‎t e‎d‎t o‎g‎e t‎m‎o r‎e‎q u‎a l‎i f‎i c‎a t‎i o‎n s‎i‎n‎t h‎e‎f u‎t u‎r e‎.‎B u‎t‎I‎d o‎n’‎t‎k n‎o w‎w‎h y‎!‎S h‎e ‎j u‎s t‎t‎o l‎d‎i t‎s‎u d‎d e‎n l‎y!‎I‎c‎a n‎’t‎u‎n d‎e r‎s t‎a n‎d!‎H‎:m‎o r‎e‎d e‎t a‎i l‎s?‎M‎:s‎h e‎t‎o l‎d‎m e‎s‎h e‎w‎a n‎t e‎d‎t o‎b‎u y‎s‎o m‎e‎s k‎i r‎t‎a n‎d‎c o‎s m‎e t‎i c‎s‎a n‎d ‎b e‎e‎m o‎r e‎b‎e a‎u t‎i f‎u l‎,‎I‎d o‎n’‎t‎a g‎r e‎e‎t h‎a t‎.‎I‎t h‎i n‎k‎m y‎d‎a u‎g h‎t e‎r ‎i s‎a‎s‎t u‎d e‎n t‎a‎n d‎s‎h e‎s‎h o‎u l‎d‎d r‎e s‎s‎m o‎r e‎c‎o n‎s e‎r v‎a t‎i v‎e.‎W‎e‎q u‎a r‎r e‎l e‎d‎a n‎d‎s h‎e‎d i‎d n‎’t‎g‎r e‎e t‎m‎e‎n e‎x t‎d‎a y‎!‎H:‎d i‎d‎s h‎e‎m a‎k e‎u‎p‎b e‎f o‎r e‎?‎M;‎N e‎v e‎r.‎S‎h e‎n‎e v‎e r‎m‎a d‎e‎u p‎a‎t‎h o‎m e‎.‎H:‎O K‎,‎w h‎a t‎h‎a p‎p e‎n e‎d‎o n‎t‎h e‎d‎a u‎g h‎t e‎r‎a n‎d‎m a‎d e‎h‎e r‎h‎a v‎e‎s o‎m‎u c‎h‎a t‎t i‎t u‎d e‎c‎h a‎n g‎e‎t o‎w a‎r d‎s‎t h‎e‎T O‎P-‎U P‎e‎x a‎m?‎w‎e’‎d‎b e‎t t‎e r‎a‎s k‎t‎h e‎d‎a u‎g h‎t e‎r ‎h e‎r s‎e l‎f.‎P‎l e‎a s‎e‎l o‎o k‎t‎h e‎V‎C R‎.‎H:‎N‎o w‎L‎e t‎’s‎w‎e l‎e‎j u‎l i‎e!‎D‎:‎H e‎l l‎o,‎e‎v e‎r y‎o n‎e!‎(‎h a‎v e‎a‎s‎e a‎t,‎p‎l e‎a s‎e.‎)‎T h‎a n‎k‎y o‎u!‎H:‎y‎o u‎h‎a v‎e n‎’t‎c‎a l‎l e‎d‎y o‎u r‎m‎o t‎h e‎r‎f o‎r‎a‎l o‎n g‎t‎i m‎e,‎r‎i g‎h t‎?‎(y‎e a‎h)‎d‎o ‎y o‎u‎k n‎o w‎y‎o u‎r‎m o‎m‎w o‎r r‎i e‎d‎a b‎o u‎t‎y o‎u‎a‎l o‎t?‎D‎:‎I’‎m。

利英语脱口秀and一些常用语的地道翻译

48. 智力密集型： concentration of brain power; knowledge-intensive
49. 外资企业： overseas-funded enterprises
50. 下岗职工： laid-off workers
51. 分流： reposition of redundant personnel
7. 层层转包和违法分包： mutlti-level contracting and illegal subcontracting
8. 城乡信用社： credit cooperative in both urban and rural areas
9. 城镇居民最低生活保障： a minimum standard of living for city residents
35. 粮食收购资金实行封闭运行： closed operation of grain purchase funds
36. 粮食销售市场： grain sales market
37. 劣质工程： shoddy engineering
38. 乱收费、乱摊派、乱罚款： arbitrary charges, fund-raising, quotas and
84．“摇头丸”：dancing outreach
85．“传销”：multi level marketing
86．“（计算机）2000年问题”：Y2K problem(y for year, k for kilo or
thousand)
87．“白皮书”：white paper(不是white cover book)
52. 素质教育： education for all-round development

英语脱口秀自我介绍

英语脱口秀自我介绍Hello everyone, I am thrilled to be here today to introduce myself as a stand-up comedian in the world of English comedy. My name is Sarah and I have been performing comedy for the past five years, bringing laughter and joy to audiences all around the world.I discovered my passion for comedy at a young age, always making my friends and family laugh with my witty remarks and funny observations. As I grew older, I realized that I had a talent for making people laugh and decided to pursue a career in stand-up comedy.One of the things I love most about being a comedian is the ability to connect with people from all walks of life. Comedy has a way of bringing people together, breaking down barriers, and creating a sense of community. Whether I am performing in a small comedy club or a packed theater, the feeling of making people laugh is truly exhilarating.In my comedy routines, I draw inspiration from my own life experiences, as well as the world around me. I find humor in everyday situations, from navigating the challenges of dating to dealing with the absurdities of modern technology. By sharing my unique perspective on the world, I hope to not only entertain my audience but also encourage them to see the humor in their own lives.As a comedian, I believe that laughter is the best medicine. In a world that can often feel overwhelming and stressful, comedy provides a much-needed escape, allowing people to forget their troubles and simply enjoy the moment. I take pride in being able to bring joy and laughter to others, knowing that I am making a positive impact on their lives.In addition to performing stand-up comedy, I also enjoy writing and creating my own material. I love the creative process of coming up with new jokes and refining my routines to ensure they resonate with audiences. It is a challenging but rewarding endeavor that allows me to continually grow and evolve as a comedian.Overall, I am incredibly grateful for the opportunity to pursue my passion for comedy and share my humor with the world. I look forward to continuing to make people laugh, spread joy and positivity, and hopefully inspire others to find the humor in their own lives. Thank you for allowing me to introduce myself, and I can't wait to make you laugh in the future!。

英语脱口秀

• To live is to learn,to learn is to better live. 活着为了学习，学习为了更好的活着。 • An idle youth,a needy age. 少壮丌劤力，老大徒伤悲。 • Beauty will buy no beef. 漂亮丌能当饭吃。 • All that glitters is not gold. 闪光的未必都是釐子。
• stand a chance:有可能,有希望 stand a chance 是指有可能,有希望;stand a chance (of doing something)是指做某事有可能做成,有可能成功.通常用在否定的形式(not stand a chance) • His opponent did not stand a chance. 他的对手毫无叏胜的机会 • I don't think they stand a chance of winning. 我看他们没有获胜的希望. • Do you think I stand a chance of winning first place? 你认为我有希望拿第一吗? • Everyone stands a chance of catching the disease. 每个人都有可能得这种病.
• get/have cold feet
to suddenly become nervous about doing something that you had planned to do 临阵胆怯: 畏缩 He was going to ask her but he got cold feet and said nothing. 他本来是想向她提出邀请的,可事到临头他却胆怯得什么也没有说.

一学就会750句英语口语脱口秀

一学就会——750句英语口语脱口秀1.I see．我明白了。

2.I quit!我不干了!3.Let go!放手!4.Me too．我也是。

5.My god!天哪!6.No way!不行!e on．来吧(赶快)8.Hold on．等一等。

9.I agree。

我同意。

10.Not bad．还不错。

11.Not yet．还没。

12.See you．再见。

13.Shut up!闭嘴!14.So long．再见。

15.Why not?好呀!(为什么不呢?)16.Allow me．让我来。

17.Be quiet!安静点!18.Cheer up!振作起来!19.Good job!做得好!20.Have fun!玩得开心!21.How much?多少钱?22.I'm full．我饱了。

23.I'm home．我回来了。

24.I'm lost．我迷路了。

25.My treat．我请客。

26.So do I．我也一样。

27.This way。

这边请。

28.After you．您先。

29.Bless you!祝福你!30.Follow me．跟我来。

31.Forget it!休想!(算了!)32.Good luck!祝好运!33.I decline!我拒绝!34.I promise．我保证。

35.Of course!当然了!36.Slow down!慢点!37.Take care!保重!38.They hurt．(伤口)疼。

39.Try again．再试试。

40.Watch out!当心。

41.What's up?有什么事吗?42.Be careful!注意!43.Bottoms up!干杯(见底)!44.Don't move!不许动!45.Guess what?猜猜看?46.I doubt it我怀疑。

47.I think so．我也这么想。

48.I'm single．我是单身贵族。

单人英语脱口秀台词

单人英语脱口秀台词篇一：英语单人脱口秀台词talk show scriptm:hello, everyone! my name is li xx.(have a seat, please!)thank you!h:so, your daughter is a junior college student, right?h:did your daughter studied very hard and have a higher mark before?m:yeah, she loves study since she was a child, she study harder than any else of her classmates.h:does she like to do so or being force to study?m:she developed this habit since she was a child.h:you mean study hard is her real mind?(yeah)and she changed her mind suddenly?(yeah) did she mentioned she want to give up the exam before?m:yes, of course. she told me she wanted to get more qualifications in the future. but i don’t know why! she just told it suddenly! i can’t understand!h:more details?h:did she make up before?m;never. she never made up at home.h:ok, what happened on the daughter and made her have so much attitude change towards the top-up exam? we’d better ask the daughter herself. please look the vcr.d: hello, everyone! (have a seat, please.) thank you!h: you haven’t called your mother for a long time, right? (yeah) do you know your mom worried about you a lot?d: i’m...i’m sorry.m: i’m so disappointed. you don’t go to school, you wear heavy make-up......h: (to m) i want to explain that lily looks nature and without make-up in order to see you. (to d) did you mean to consider about your mom by doing that?d: yes, i dare not wear high heel shoes, dare not have heavy make-up. this is what i look like when i stay with my mom.h: but why didn’t you tell your mother you have moved to your rented house?m: as a student, you don’t stay at school instead of live outside, do you think it’s reasonable? (angry) d: you ha(转载于: 博威范文网:单人英语脱口秀台词)ve never thought about my feelings, every time i bought by clothes, you will say that don’t suit me and ask me don’t wear that clothes. when all my peers have the rights to decide whath: we have heard that you did some part time job after school? d: yes, i want learn more, i don’t like my major, my mom choose it for me.m: i’m for your good, you know. we have the ability to give you what you want to, you just need to tell me. and study hard, i don’t want you to do the job has any relationship with your major. e: so, miss li. your daughter just wants to be more independent, this is a good thing. am i right? may be her mother think that she is just a 20-years-old student, but i think lily is a 20-years-old girl, she should have a colorful and wonderful life experience instead of live as the her mother want her to live, that will give lily much pressure, maybe she want relax herself by living outside and make decision by herself. am i right? lily?m: but she never told me she don’t want to do so.(委屈）e: that is because you give her so much pressure.m: but i don’t think i have given her any pressure, she was doing what she wanted to do! she needn’t to pretend to be so for 20 years!e: i think your daughter tried to express herself, but her idea was opposed again and again. at last, she is not willing to try any more. for example, she bought a simple cloth, but when she came back home, you don’t agree with her taste and want her towear what you like. what’s the biggest feature of an adolescent? rebellion. you ask them to do this, they insist to do that! they develop their judge and consider ability by such way. actually, your daughter doesn’t have any pretend actions, she is just an adolescent, at this period, any actions of over-protecting and strict discipline from parents will be an obstacle on the development of the child. what they just needfreedom to do what they like to do.d: i just want such a chance to experience life by myself and decide i will do in the future. may be i will be fail, but without this trying, i will be regret for a life time.e: i have to admit julie want to be more independent is a good thing . but do you know what is your goal at present? and what you will do to pursue your dream?d: i haven’t decided yet.e: if you have set a goal and want to pursue it, it’s acceptable. but the problem is that you don’t know what’s your really want. so, you should set a goal first.篇二：英文脱口秀台词篇三：英语口语短句脱口秀365句英语口语短句脱口秀365句“口语要素”是李阳疯狂英语突破法的一个重要概念，特别地道，含含糊糊，一闪而过，听起来想一个单词一样的口语单位！李阳crazy要求学员必须首先掌握一定数量的口语要素，打好坚实的口语、听力基础，增强交流信心，达成说一句顶十句的疯狂境界和自信。

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Any day will do？哪一天都可以？Any messages for me？有我的留言吗？Are you by yourself？你一个人来吗？All right with you？你没有问题吧？Are you free tomorrow？明天有空吗？Are you kidding me？你在跟我开玩笑吧？As soon as possible！尽可能快！Back in a moment！马上回来！Believe it or not！信不信由你！Better luck next time！下次会更好！Boy will be boys本性难移！Come to the point！有话直说！Do you accept plastic？收不收行用卡？Does it keep long？可以保存吗？Don't be so fussy！别挑剔了！Don't count to me！别指望我！Don't fall for it！不要上当！Don't get me wrong！你搞错了！Don't give me that！少来这套！Don't let me down！别让我失望！Don't lose your head！别乐昏了头！Don't over do it！别做过头了！Don't sit there daydreaming！别闲着做白日梦！Don't stand on ceremony！别太拘束！Drop me a line！要写信给我！Easy come easy go！来得容易去得也快！First come first served！先到先得！Get a move on！快点吧！Get off my back！不要嘲笑我！Give him the works！给他点教训！Give me a break！饶了我吧！Give me a hand！帮我一个忙！Great minds think alike！英雄所见略同！I'll treat you to lunch.午餐我请你！In one ear，out the other ear.一耳进，一耳出！I'm spaced-out！我开小差了！I beg your pardon！请你再说一遍！I can't afford that！我付不起！I can't follow you！我不懂你说的！I can't help it！我情不自禁！I couldn't reach him！我联络不上他！I cross my heart！我发誓是真的！I don't mean it！我不是故意的！I feel very miserable！我好沮丧！I have no choice！我别无选择了！I watch my money！视财如命！I'll be in touch！保持联络！I'll check it out！我去看看！I'll show you around！我带你四处逛逛！I'll see to it！我会留意的！I'm crazy for you！我为你疯狂！You make me jump！你下了我一跳！Make up your mind.作个决定吧！Make yourself at home！就当在家一样！My mouth is watering！我要流口水了！Never heard of it！没听说过！Nice talking to you！很高兴和你聊天！No doubt about it！勿庸置疑！No pain no gain！不经一事，不长一智！None of your business！要你管？There is nothing on your business！这没你的事！Now you are really talking！说得对！Please don't rush me！请不要吹促我！Please keep me informed！请一定要通知我！She looks blue today.她今天很忧郁！She is under the weather.她心情不好！So far，so good.过得去。

Speaking of the devil！一说曹操，曹操就到！Stay away from me！离我远一点！Stay on the ball！集中注意力！That makes no difference.不都一样吗？That's a touchy issue！这是个辣手得问题！That's always the case！习以为常！That's going too far！这太离谱了！That's more like that！这才象话嘛！The answer is zero！白忙了！The dice is cast！已成定局了！The same as usual！一如既往！The walls have ears！隔墙有耳！There you go again！你又来了！Time is running out！没有时间了！We better get going！最好马上就走！Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 小别胜新婚。

After you．您先。

Allow me．让我来。

Any day will do．哪一天都行夕Any messages for me? 有我的留言吗?Any thing else? 还要别的吗?Any urgent thing？有急事吗？Are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吧!Are you sure? 你肯定吗?As soon as possible! 越快越好!Be careful! 注意!Be quiet! 安静点!Believe it or not! 信不信由你!Between us. 你知，我知。

Big mouth! 多嘴驴！Blast! **！Bless you! 祝福你!Bottle it! 閉嘴！Bottoms up! 干杯！Bottoms up! 干杯(见底)!Boy! （表示惊奇，兴奋等）哇！好家伙！Break the rules. ?#;反規則。

Break the rules. 违反规则。

Can I have this. 可以给我这个吗？Can I help you? 我能帮你吗?Can you dig it？你搞明白了吗？Can－do. 能人。

Cheap skate! 小气鬼！Cheer up! 振作起来!Chin up. 不气，振作些。

Close－up. 特寫鏡頭。

Clothes make the man．人要衣装。

Come on! 快点，振作起来！Come on, be reasonable. 嗨，你怎么不讲道理。

Come on．来吧(赶快)Come seat here. 来这边坐。

Congratulations! 祝贺你!Control yourself! 克制一下!Count me on 算上我。

Daring! 亲爱的！Dead end. 死胡同。

December heartbeat. 黄昏恋。

Did you miss the bus? 你错过公共汽车了?Dinner is on me. 晚饭我请。

Do l have to 非做不可吗?Do me a favor? 帮个忙，好吗?Do you have any money on you？你身上带钱了吗？Do you have straw？你有吸管吗？Does it serve your purpose？对你有用吗？Doggy bag. 打包袋。

Don't be so childish. 别这么孩子气。

Don't be so modest．别谦虚了。

Don't count on me．别指望我。

Don't fall for it! 别上当!Don't flatter me. 过奖了。

Don't get high hat. 别摆架子。

Don't get loaded. 别喝醉了。

Don't get me wrong. 别误会我。

Don't give me that! 少来这套!Don't let me down．别让我失望。

Don't let me down. 别让我失望。

Don't lose your head。

不要惊慌失措。

Don't make up a story. 不要捏造事实。

Don't mention it. 没关系，别客气。

Don't move! 不许动!Don't over do it. 别太过分了。

Don't play possum! 別裝蒜！Don't push me. 别逼我。

Don't take ill of me. 别生我气。

Don't trust to chance! 不要碰运气。

Don't worry．别担心。

Drop it! 停止！Easy come easy go．来得容易，去得快。

Easy does it. 慢慢来。

Enjoy yourself! 祝你玩得开心!Excuse me，Sir．先生，对不起。

Fasten your seat belt．系好你的安全带。

Feel better? 好点了吗?Follow me．跟我来。

Follow my nose. 凭直觉做某事。

Forget it! 休想! (算了!)Fresh paint! 油漆未干！Get an eyeful. 看个够。

Get cold feet. 害怕做某事。

Get out of here! 滚出去！Gild the lily. 画蛇添足。

Give me a hand! 帮帮我!Go ahead. 继续。

Go down to business. 言归正传。

Go to hell！**吧！God works. 上帝的安排。

Good for you! 好得很！Good job! 做得好!Good luck! 祝好运!Good luck! 祝你好运！Guess what? 猜猜看?Hang on! 抓紧（别挂电话）！Have a good of it.玩的很高兴。

Have fun! 玩得开心!He always talks big．他总是吹牛。

He came by train．他乘火车来。