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Rachel. We're running low on resumes. 瑞秋履历表快用完了You want a job with Popular Mechanics? 你真想到《大众机械》杂志社上班吗Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, 如果你想要从事机械行业those are the ones to work for. 那你就算找对地方了Guys, I'm going for anything here. 各位我什么都得试试I can't be a waitress anymore. 我不能再当服务生了I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips. 我是说真的我已厌倦微薄小费I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me." 我已厌倦顾客不把我当人使唤Rach, did you proofread these? 瑞秋这些你校对过吗Yeah. Why? 对有问题吗Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed 没事他们对你高超的with your excellent "compuper" skills. "电恼"技术定会印象深刻的Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them? 糟了每一份上面都这样吗No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few. 没事我肯定富士施乐打印机改掉一些了- Hey, guys. - Hey. -嗨小伙子们 -嗨Hi, ladies. 嗨姑娘们Can I get you anything? 需要什么吗Did you bring the mail? 信件带来了没- Lots of responses. - Really? -很多回复 -真的吗Sure, we have scones left! 我们这儿当然还有烤饼Read them to me. 快念给我听"Dear Miss Greene: "亲爱的格林小姐Thank you for your inquiry. "However" 感谢您的申请然而..."- We have apple cinnamon -"Dear Ms. Greene...." -我们有苹果肉桂 -"亲爱的格林小姐" Yeah, yeah! No. 好好不行- What? - Your Visa bill is huge! -怎么了 -你的信用卡账单不少呀Give me that. 给我I can't believe you. Linda's so great. 我真不敢相信琳达那么好Why won't you go out with her? 你为何不再和她约会- I don't know. - ls this still about her... -我也不知道 -还是因为她说了- I don't know. - ls this still about her... 60年代美国动画片故事以原始人为背景... "The Flintstones could have really happened" thing?《摩登原始人》里的情节真有可能发生It's not just that. I want someone who does something for me... 不仅仅是那样我要一个能让我有感觉...who gets my heart pounding. 能让我心跳加速Who makes me.... 能给我...Little playthings with yarn? 做小毛绒玩具吗What? 什么Could you want her more? 你是有多喜欢她Who? 谁Who? 美国七十年代情景喜剧Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!!. 阿蒂《发生何事》中那个犀利的妹妹Look, I'm totally over her. 我早就不喜欢她了- Hi! - Coffee? -嗨 -要咖啡吗- No, we're fine. - Okay. -不用加 -好的- Shut up! - We're not saying anything. -闭嘴 -我们什么都没说- What? - Joey cried last night. -怎么了 -昨晚乔伊哭了- Thank you. - We were playing poker -谢谢 -我们正在玩扑克牌There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight. 三点上有巧克力看起来像是八点You should have seen him. 可惜你没看到"Read them and weep!" 他说"准备痛哭流涕吧"And then he did. 结果哭的是他Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us? 你们怎么没和我们玩过扑克牌Yeah, what is that? 对啊为什么Like some kind of sexist guy thing? 这是性别歧视的问题吗It's poker, so only guys can play? 这是扑克只有男人才能玩No. Women can play. 不啊女生也欢迎加人Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know 那么为什么...这到底是为什么All right, what is it? 快说到底为什么There are just no women in our game. 只是刚好女生没加入罢了We just don't know any women who know how to play poker. 对我们刚好找不到会玩扑克的女生That is such a lame excuse. It's a typical guy response. 这个借口真烂男生都是这种反应Do you know how to play? 请问你们谁会玩扑克牌No. 不会- But you could teach us. - No. -但你们可以教我们 -不要Okay, so now we draw cards. 现在开始抽牌So I wouldn't need any. I have a straight. 我不需要对吧因为我一把顺- Oh, good for you! - Congratulations! -你太棒了 -恭喜了- Pheebs, how many do you want? - I just need two. -菲比你要几张 -我需要两张The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs. 黑桃十和梅花六Pheebs. No, you can't 菲比不你不能这么要Wait! I have the 10 of spades! Here. 等等我有你要的黑桃十给Thanks! 谢谢!No, you can't do that. 不你不能那样It's ok. Don't need them. I'm going for fours. 没关系我不需要我要四张同点Oh, you're. 哦是吗Here we go. 开始吧We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites. 我们有炸鲑鱼圈配蔬菜沙拉Monica. What are you doing? 莫妮卡你在干什么This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. 这是打扑克食物名称不能超过两个字It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz. 得是薯片沙司百奇之类的OK, so at this point, the dealer... 现在发牌的人...We got it. Let's play for real. 我们会了开始玩真的吧High stakes. Big bucks! 高赌资大笔钱You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks 你当真菲比刚丢出一双十一点because they didn't look happy. 就因为他们好像不开心But I'm ready. So just deal. 但我准备好了发牌吧Okay, last-minute lesson! Joey.... 各位最后通知乔伊Three. 三点Eight. 八点Eight. Three. All right, very good. 八点三点好的不错Damn it, damn it, damn it! 该死该死该死- I see, so you were lying. - About what? -我明白了你们在骗人 -骗什么- About how good your cards were. - I was bluffing. -骗你们牌有多好 -那是唬人And what is bluffing? 什么是唬Is it not another word for lying? 不就是骗的同义字吗Sorry to break up this party, 抱歉我不能再玩了but I've got to go fax resumes before work. 我得在明天工作前打好履历表but I've got to go fax resumes before work. settle也有定居之意- We've got to settle. - Settle what? -瑞秋我们得算帐 -什么定居The Jamestown colony of Virginia. 在维吉尼亚的詹姆斯敦殖民地See, King George is giving us the land.... 乔治三世把它给了我们美国所以...-The game, Rachel. You owe us money. - Right. -是扑克瑞秋你欠我们钱 -对哦You know what, you guys? It's their first time, 这样吧兄弟们这是她们第一次打扑克why don't we just forget about the money, alright? 别和她们计较钱了Hell, no. We'll pay! 那怎么行我们会付钱的Monica, I had another answer all ready. 莫妮卡我本来准备好另一个回复了And you know what? We want a rematch. 你们知道吗我们要重来一盘Well that's fine with me. Could use the money. 我无所谓钱多不嫌烧手So basically, you get your ya-yas 这么说你们的组合家具基本上by taking money from your friends. 都是用朋友的钱买来的Yes, and I get my ya-yas from IKEA. 没错而且我是在"宜家"家具商场买的You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less. 得自己动手装但便宜一点Look, Rach, this is poker. I play to win. 瑞秋这是扑克牌玩就是要赢For me to win, others have to lose. 如果我想赢就得有人输If you're gonna play pocker with me, don't expect me to be a nice guy. 如果想和我玩牌就别指望我做个好人Because once those cards are dealt.... 因为牌一发出Yeah? 然后呢I'm not a nice guy. 我就不是个好人All right, boys, let's eat. 各位吃吧Did you get that from the "I Love Rachel Pizzeria"? 这是从"我爱瑞秋披萨屋"买的吗You still on that? 还没笑够啊Come on. What was with that Black Bart speech? 得了吧不然你为何学黑道电影讲话"When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy." "玩起牌来我就不是个好人"You're way off. 你扯太远了No, I don't think so, because I think you love her! 我可不这么认为因为我觉得你爱她No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. 不或许我曾对她有爱意Not anymore. 但我已心灰意冷I just 我只是Marcel! Where are you going with that disk? 马塞尔你拿那张光盘要干嘛You are not putting that on again. Marcel! 不能再放上去马塞尔If you press that button,you are in very, very big trouble. 如果你按那个按钮你可有大麻烦了You believe what a jerk Ross was being? 你能相信罗斯刚刚那么混蛋吗- Yeah, I know. - He can get really competitive. -我懂 -他的好胜心最强了What? 什么"Hello, kettle, This is Monica. You're black!" "你好水壶我是莫妮卡你好黑啊""Hello, kettle, This is Monica. You're black!" 罐子笑壶黑谚语指五十步笑百步Please! 拜托I'm not as bad as Ross. 我没像罗斯那么过分I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident? 我抗议 "画图猜字"那次呢That wasn't an incident. 我不是故意的I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand. 我在做手势时盘子不慎从手里滑落了- I got an interview! - You're kidding! Where? -我有面试机会了 -不是吧在哪- I got an interview! - You're kidding! Where? 顶级百货公司Saks Fifth Avenue. 萨克斯第五大道精品店Oh, Rachel! 哦瑞秋It's like the mother ship is calling you home. 这就像是母舰在呼唤你归队- What's the job? - Assistant buyer. -是什么工作 -采购助理I would be shopping! 我要靠购物...For a living! 来谋生了That's Aunt Iris. This woman's been playing poker since she was 5. 艾莉丝姑姑来了她从五岁便开始玩牌You've got to listen to every word she says. 她说的每个字我们都得牢记在心ls Tony Randall dead? 托尼·兰德尔死了吗ls Tony Randall dead? 著名演员- What? I don't think so. - He may be now. -什么没有吧 -现在说不定- Because I think I hit him with my car. - My God, really? -因为我好像开车撞到他了 -真的吗No, that's bluffing. Lesson number one. 不唬你们的这是第一课Let me tell you something. 我告诉你们Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap! 打扑克时听到的每个字都是狗屁- Nice earrings. - Thank you. -耳环挺好看 -谢...Girls, sit down. 坐吧姑娘们Aunt lris, this is Phoebe and Rachel. 艾莉丝姑姑这是菲比这是瑞秋Listen, I'm parked at a meter. Let's do it. Okay? 听着我停车要收费的快点开始吧Ross, could we please listen to anything else? 罗斯求你了我们能听点别的吗All right. 好吧I'm gonna pay for that tonight. 晚上我要遭报应了Hi. Guys, guess what? 伙计们猜猜看怎么了The fifth dentist caved, 第五位牙医妥协了The fifth dentist caved, 该品牌广告中称五个牙医有四个推荐它and now they're all recommending Trident? 他们现在都推销"三叉戟"牌口香糖了吗No, the interview! 不是面试She loved me! She absolutely loved me. 她喜欢我她绝对非常喜欢我We talked like two and a half hours. 我们谈了能有两个半小时We've the same taste in clothes. 我们对服饰的品味一致And I went to camp with her cousin. 我还和她的表妹一起去过夏令营The job is perfect! I can do this. 这工作太完美了我可以胜任That's great! That's wonderful. 太好了太棒了Then she told the funniest story... 然后她给我讲了个超好笑的故事Great, you will tell us and we'll laugh. 很好行了假设你讲完了我们笑完了Let's play poker! 玩牌吧Listen you guys, we talked about it 各位听好我们谈过此事and if you don't wanna play, we completely understand 如果你们不想玩我们完全了解Yes, we can play some other game. 对我们可以玩别的游戏Like, I don't know. Pictionary? 比如说看图猜字Very funny. 真好笑But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies? 但我们想再试一次打扑克对吧姑娘们Yes, I think we should. 没错我想是的Rach. Do you want me to shuffle those? 瑞秋需要我来洗牌吗No. That's okay, I'm gonna give it a go. 不用了没事我想自己试试So Pheebs owes $7. 50. Monica owes $10.00. 这样菲比欠7块5 莫妮卡欠10块And Rachel, you owe 15 big ones! 瑞秋你欠15块Thanks for teaching us Cross-Eyed Mary. 谢谢教我们"美女斜眼暗示法"You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game. 兄弟们我们平时玩牌的时候也该试试All right, here's my $7.50. 给这是我的7块5But I think you should know that this money is cursed. 不过我告诉你们这钱已受到诅咒- What? - I cursed it! -什么 -我对它下了咒Now bad things will happen to the spender. 花这些钱的人会倒大霉That's alright, I'll take it. 无所谓我接受Bad things happen to me anyway. 我反正够倒霉的了This way, I can split them up with a movie. 这样的话我还可以看场电影分散分散So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine, who owes 15.现在只差格林牌扑克机欠了15块没给了It's so typical. 男生都这副德行"I'm a man! I have a penis! "我是男人我有小鸡鸡""I have to win money to exert my power over women!" "我得靠赢钱才能征服女人"You know. This isn't over. 知道吗这事没完We'll play you again. 我们还要跟你们再战And we'll win, and you'll lose. 我们大获全胜你们一败涂地And you'll beg, and we'll laugh. 你们跪地求饶我们仰天大笑And we'll take every last dime you have. 我们会赢走你们的每一分钱And you'll hate yourselves forever! 你们会永远恨死自己Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon. 你这有点给我拆台啊莫妮卡So, you gals wanna give us your money now? 姑娘们你们想现在就把钱给我们吗That way, we don't have to go through 这样我们就不必浪费时间the formality of actually playing. 装模作样地玩一场了No, that's fine. 不就这样We'll see who has the last laugh, monkey boy. 我倒要看看谁笑到最后猴子男Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker? 聊完了没可以开始玩真的了吗You guys, look! The one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. 你们看独眼杰克一直看着我Right. Serious poker. 好玩真的- Excuse me. Where are you going? - To the bathroom. -等下你要上哪儿去 -卫生间Want to go to the bathroom or play poker? 你想上厕所还是玩牌Go to the bathroom. 我想上厕所- Well, I'm gonna order a pizza. - No! -好吧我去订披萨 -不行I'm waiting to hear from that job. 我还在等面试回信The store closes at 9:00. Eat then. 他们的店9点关门那时候再吃吧That's fine. I'll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over. 行那我就含块薄荷糖提神All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody,ante. 来吧辛辛那提玩法下注吧Yes! 太好了Or no. 或者不太好All right! Your money's mine, Greene. 你的钱是我的了格林Your fly's open, Geller. 你的裤门没拉盖勒You guys know what I just realized? 你们知道我刚发现什么吗Joker is poker with a "J"! "杰克"就是把"扑克"中的"扑"换掉Coincidence? 是巧合吗That's jo-incidence with a "C"! 这么说"巧合"就是"茄盒"变过来的啊- Phoebe? - Yeah, I'm out. -菲比 -我不跟了- I'm in. - Me too. -我跟 -我也跟Me too. What do you got? 我也跟你拿什么牌Me too. What do you got? flush有"同花"的意思You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush. 你最好赶紧洗完澡因为我要冲马桶了Well, well, well! 行了行了行了Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes! 滚回来吧小子因为我拿了四张六I got four sixes! I won! 我有四张六我赢了I actually won! Oh, my God! 我真的赢了天哪You know what? I'll make a little Ross pile. 你们知道吗我要把小罗斯堆起来I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'. 我想这是罗斯的那个也是罗斯的Well, I have got your money, and you'll never see it, 你的钱都归了我再也别想见到它and your fly's still open, 你的裤门还没拉I made you look. 我骗到你低头看- I'm in. - I couldn't be in-er. -我跟 -我肯定跟Monica, in or out? 莫妮卡跟还是不跟I hate this game! 我讨厌玩牌Joey, your bet. 乔伊你呢I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach... 我输得像是个廉价妓女还被一个by a fat guy with sores on his face. 满脸伤痕的胖子对着肚子踹了一脚I'm out. 我不跟- Ross? - I'm very in. -罗斯 -我确定跟- Chandler? - Couldn't be more out. -钱德勒 -绝对不跟Me too. Rachel? 我也一样瑞秋I will see you and I'll raise you. 我不但跟而且还要加注What do you say, wanna waste another buck? 如何还想再浪费钱吗No, not this time. So, what did you have 这回肯定不会来吧给我看牌- I'm not telling. - Show them. -我不会说的 -给我看- No. - Show them! -不 -给我看- Get your hands out of there! - I've had dates like this. -把你的手拿开 -我约会时常常这样Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? 天啊你真是输不起的家伙Your whole face is getting red. 你的脸涨得好红Veins popping out of your temple! 太阳穴青筋毕露Plus, that shirt doesn't really match those pants. 而且这件上衣跟裤子一点不搭- First of all. I'm not losing. - You're definitely losing. -首先我不会输的 -你输定了Hello. Rachel Greene. 你好瑞秋·格林Excuse me. It's about the job! 不好意思这是有关工作的电话Barbara, hi! How are you? 芭芭拉你好吗No, I understand. 不我理解Come on. No, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah. 不我没事快别这么说But if anything else opens up, please 但如果还有其他职位缺人请Hello? 喂Sorry, Rach. 我很遗憾,瑞秋There's gonna be lots of other stuff. 工作机会肯定有的是Okay. 好的Where were we? 玩到哪儿了Five-card draw. 五张牌抽法Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody,ante. 11点算大大家下注- Look, Rach, we don't have to do this. - Yes, we do. -瑞秋别再玩了 -要玩下注- All right. Check. - Check. -好吧不跟 -不跟- I'm in for 50 cents. - Call. -我跟5毛钱 -跟I'm in. 我跟I see your 50 cents... 我跟你5毛...and I raise you $5. 而且我要加5块钱I thought it was a 50-cent limit. 我以为5毛是上限I just lost a job, I'd like to raise it $5. 我刚失去工作机会所以想加5块Does anyone have a problem with that? 各位有问题吗- Not at all. - No. We're out. -当然没有 -没有我们收牌Loser? 废柴- No, I fold. - What do you mean, you fold? -我收牌了 -你收牌是什么意思I thought that, "Once the cards are dealt, I'm not a nice guy." 你不是说"一旦发牌我就不是好人"吗Were you just full of it? 还是只是信口胡说I'm in. 我跟- How many do you want? - One. -要几张牌 -一张Dealer takes two. 庄家两张- What do you bet? - I bet $2. -下多少 -我下2块Okay. I see your $2... 我跟你2块...and I raise you... 再加你... 20. 20块I see your $20... 我跟你20块... raise you $25. 再加到25块I see your $25 and Monica, get my purse. 跟你25块莫妮卡拿我的钱包来Rachel, there's nothing in it. 瑞秋里面没钱Okay, then get me your purse. 那就拿你的钱包来- Here you go. Good luck! -Thank you. -给你祝你好运 -谢谢I saw your $25 and I raise you... 跟你25块再加...seven. ...7块teen! 是17块!Joey, I'm a little shy. 乔伊我有点囊中羞涩That's okay, Ross. You can ask me. 没关系罗斯有什么问题可以问我- What do you need? - 15. -要多少 -15块- Here's 10. - I got 5. -这里有10块 -我这里有5块- Thank you. - Good luck. -谢谢 -祝你好运I am calling your 17. 再加十七块What do you got? 你拿什么牌Full house. 三张同点加一对You got me. 败给你了- That's tough to beat. - I thought we had it! -那确实很难赢 -我以为我们会赢When you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards. 没有好牌就是没有好牌But look how happy she is. 瞧她多开心- Airmail. - Airplane. Airport. Airport '75! -航空邮件 -飞机机场《75空难》Airport '77! Airport '79! 《77空难》《79空难》Time's up! 时间到Time's up! 电影名Bye Bye Birdie! "再见了小鸟"That's a bird? 那是小鸟That's a bird! 那就是小鸟Okay, it's my turn. 该我了Go! 开始Bean! Bean! 豆子豆子Bean! Bean! 英文名与"非常像豆子"谐音The Unbearable Lightness of Being! 生命中不能承受之轻That you get? 答对了That you get?! 这样就能猜中第一季第十八集老友记So no one told you life was gonna be this way 没人告诉你生活会是这样your jobs a joke, you're broke, 你滑稽的工作你的差劲your love life's D.O.A. 你半途而废的爱情It's like you're always stuck in second gear, 就像开车卡在二档And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, 每日每周每月or even your year, but 甚至每年都是如此I'll be there for you, 大雨倾盆时when the rain starts to pour. 我会陪伴你I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你like I've been there before. 像我以前那样I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你'cause you're there for me too. 因为你也陪伴着我。
经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第十四集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语
Telling you, Ross, she wants you.She barely knows me. We just live in the same building. - Any contact? - She lent me an egg.- You're in! - Right.- Hey, Ross. - Hey!Come on. Ross, you got get back in the game.The Rachel thing isn't happening,your ex-wife's a lesbian....I don't think we need a third.Excuse me. Could we get an egg, still in the shell?An egg?Yeah. You gonna go up to her and say,"Here's your egg back, I'm returning your egg."I think it's winning.- It's insane. - She'll love it.-Thank you. -Thank you. Here.Go with the egg, my friend.Go, go, go!- Think it'll work? - No way. It's suicide.The man's got an egg.- You can't do this. - Do what?Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.No! Pheebs, don't you remember why you dumped him? Because he was creepy.And mean. And a little frightening.Still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guyany night of the year.I know I do.What are you guys doing tomorrow night?Actually tomorrow night kind of depends on how tonight goes. - About tonight - Don't ger your bail on me!The only reason she's goin' out with meis because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.Yes I know, but her friend sounds like such a...Pathetic mess. I know, but....Come on, man. She's needy, vulnerable.I'm thinking....Thanks.You haven't been out with a woman since Janice.You're doing this.- She said yes. - Way to go, man!- Still got the egg,huh? - Yeah.How do I look?I don't care.There's Lorraine.Remember. No trading.You get the pretty one, I get the mess.Hi, Joey.Well, well! Look what you brought!Very nice.And what did you bring?She's checking her coat.Joey, I'm gonna wash the cab smell off of my hands.Get me a white zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.Janice?Janice!?Oh......my......God!Hey, it's Janice!Okay, I'm making a break for it! I'm going out through the window. No, no, no, I've been waiting for, like,forever to go out with Lorraine.- Just calm down. - Calm down?You set me up with a womanI've dumped twice in the last five months!Can you stop yelling? You're making me nervous and....I can't go when I'm nervous.I'm sorry, you're right.Come on! Do it, do it!Roger was creepy,but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.- Which one is Pete Carney? - Pete the Weeper.Remeber the guy that used to cry every time we had sex?"Was it good for you?"I'd take crying any day over Howard, the "I win" guy!"I win! I win!"We went out for two months. I didn't win once.How do we end up with these jerks?- We are good people! - I don't know.We're some kind of magnets.I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.There's more beer, right?You know my friend who shaves her head?She says to break the bad boyfriend cycle......you can do a cleansing ritual.Pheebs, this woman is voluntarily bald.Yeah.We can do it tomorrow night.It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect.Okay, what kind of ritual?We can burn the stuff they gave us.Or...?Or we can chant and dance around naked with sticks.Burning's good.You know...... ever since I was little, I can pick up quarters with my toes.Yeah? Good for you.Quarters or rolls of quarters?By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all of my pictures.So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.That's okay.Are you sure, really? Because you could make little puppets out of them.And you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty! We can't do that!What? What can't you do?Can I talk to you for a second? Over there?We might be leaving now.Tell me it's you and me "we."She wants to slather my body with stuff and lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is!But I definitely want to be a part of it!Okay, you cannot do this to me.You're right. I'm sorry.Can we have three chocolate mousses to go, please? I'm out of here.Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me.I'm sorry, Chandler.I hope she throws up on you.Thanks.- So.... - Just us.What a crappy night!I have enjoyed the fact......that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper. Excuse me.How you doing?So do we have the best friends, or what?Joey's not a friend. He's......a stupid man who left us his credit card.Another drink? Dessert? A big-screen TV?- I'll have a drink. - Got it. Good woman!- Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne? -Each. That's right, each. And a rob roy.I've always wanted to know.Happy Valentine's Day!Oh, I miss you already.- Can you believe this happened? - No, no!And yet it did.- Goodbye, Janice. - Kiss me!Oh, Chandler. Sorry.Oh, Chandler. Sorry!- Hey, Janice. -Hi, Monica.Well, this was very special.Rach, come see who's out here!What's going on? Oh, my God!Janice! Hi!Janice is gonna go away now!I'll be right back.Joey! Look who it is!Good. Joey's home.This is so much fun!This is like a reunion in the hall!Ross, there's someone I want you to say hi to.He happened to call.Hi, Ross. That's right,it's me! How did you know?I'm just saying if dogs do its experience jet lag...... because of the seven dog years to one human year thing... ...when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles...... he doesn't just lose three hours,he loses a week and a half. That's funny!Who are they?The blond is my ex-wife.And the woman touching her is her......close, personal friend.You mean they're lovers?If you want to put a label on it.- Anything else I should know? - Nope. That's it.Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby.I always forget that part.Now we need sage branches and the sacramental wine.All I had is oregano and a Fresca.That's okay!Now we need the semen of a righteous man.Ok, Pheebs, you know what?If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place. - Can we start throwing things in? - Yeah, okay!Okay. Barry's letters.Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.And I have the receipt from my dinner with....- A picture of Scotty Jared naked! - Let me see!- He's wearing a sweater. - No.Okay, and here we have the last of Paolo's grappa.Wait, isn't it almost pureHow can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day?I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush.Hello, funny valentine!Hi, just Janice.Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker.I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna.If you don't do it, I will.So are you, what do you for a leaving?Well, you know, with..Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.I thought they could.- It's Valentine's Day. - I know, but it's my job.I'll try to get back as soon as I can. I'm sorry.I'm spending most of my time teaching science......which is funny because, that wasn't even my major.Now, that is funny!Do you think it would be too weirdif I invited Carol over to join us?Because she's alone now. And pregnant. And sad.- I guess. - Are you sure? Carol!- Wanna join us? - No, I'm fine.Come on. These people will scooch down.You guys will scooch, won't you?Let's try scooching! Come on!- Come on. - Thank you.IKristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick.Carol, Kristen.- How do you do? - Carol teaches sixth grade.And Kristen....Kristen does something......that, funnily enough......wasn't even her major!What do we got there?A piece of sik boxer shorts.Some greeting cards.A half-charred picture of....That guy's hairier than the chief!It's a really funny story how this happened.It's all right. It's all right. You don't have to explain.This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire we've seen get out of control. - You are the third one tonight. - Really?Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.- I brought you something. - Is it loaded?Oh, little candy hearts."Chan and Jan Forever."I had them made special.Okay, Janice.Hey, Janice.There's no way to tell you this.At least, there's no new way.I just don't think things are gonna work out.That's fine.It is?Because I know that this isn't the end.You see, actually, it is.No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen.Don't you know it yet?You love me, Chandler Bing!Oh, no, I don't.Then ask yourself this. Why do we keep ending up together? New Year's, who invited who?Valentine's, who asked who into bed?- I did, but - You seek me out!Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn! Janice! Janice!You want me. You need me.You can't live without me. And you know it.You just don't know you know it.See?Call me!It's not true. I never called your mother a wolverine.You did so, I swear toHow long has she been in the bathroom?She isn't in the bathroom. Her coat's gone.Well, maybe it's cold in there.Maybe I screwed up my first date in nine years.- That could be it. - Oh, God.You know, this is still pretty hot.Mushroom.Smile.They won't all be like this.Some might stay through dinner.- I'm sorry. That's not funny. - It's just....You know the whole "get on with your life" thing? Well, do I have to?I'm sitting here with this cute woman......and she's perfectly nice, but that......that's it.Then I'm here talking to you, and it's easy and it's fun. And I don't have to....- I know. - You know?Here's a wacky thought.Let's say you and I give it another shot.I know what you're gonna say. You're a lesbian.But what do you say we just put that aside for now. Let's just stick a pin in it.Because we're great together. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby.- I mean, how perfect is that? - RossYou keep saying that,but there's something right here. I love you.I love you too.- But - No "but."You know that thing we put over here with the pin in it? It's time to take the pin out.You'll find someone.The right woman is waiting for you.It's easy for you to say. You found one already.All you need is a woman who likes men, and you'll be set. Not her.We get off at midnight. We'll pick you up then.Okay. Great!So will you bring the truck?I'll even let you ring the bell.- We'll see you later. - Bye! See you later!Oh, my God!See? There you go. The cleansing worked.You're right. They're nice guys!They're firemen guys!You guys tell them you're married?No way. You kidding. My girlfriend doesn't even know. I'm not gonna tell them!第一季第十四集So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyour jobs a joke, you're broke,your love life's D.O.A.It's like you're always stuck in second gear,And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, butI'll be there for you,when the rain starts to pour.I'll be there for you,like I've been there before.I'll be there for you,'cause you're there for me too.'cause you're there for me too.'cause you're there for me too.'cause you're there for me too.'cause you're there for me too.。
老友记中英word字幕Friends.S01E03
130>>We'll be good.
131>>Chandler,do you promise to be good?
132>>You can come in,but your filter-tip buddy stays outside!
1>>- Hi,guys. - Hey,Phoebe.
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2>>- How did it go? - Not so good.
3>>He walked me home and said, "Let's do this again."
4>>He said,"Let's do this again." That's good,right?
124>>- if they never get to meet the guy. - I know.
125>>- Can't I whimper a little bit? - Whimper.
126>>Okay,I'm done.
127>>Let it go,Ross.
128>>You didn't know Chi-Chi.
28>>Warden,in five minutes my pain will be over.
29>>But you'll live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die.
经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第二十一集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
-Okay,Chandler. -Okay. -钱德 -好And your horoscope says: 你的星座运势说："On the 5th,a special someone will give you a gift." 本月5日某个特别的人会送你礼物Well,thank you in advance. 那就先谢了"But the 12th brings a lover's spat." 却会在12日引发口角You're going to make fun of my present. 你要取笑我送你的礼物Why would you do that? 为什么？Wait. "On the 19th, a secret crush announces itself." 19日有人会向你表白-Hey,guys. -Hey. 大家好It's Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. 天哪，是“麦克与吉事”的乔伊崔比亚尼That's right. It's your first day. 也对，你今天开拍Are you psyched to fight crime with your robot sidekick? 高不高兴要和机器人拍档打击假犯罪？Am I? The lead in my own TV series? 我高不高兴有自己的影集？I've dreamed about this for years! 我梦想好多年了Why have I not been preparing? 我为什么都没准备？You're gonna be great. 你一定会演得很棒But I gotta act with a robot. I know nothing about technology. 但我得跟机器人对戏我对科技一窍不通I can't even use Chandler's computer, except to find porn. 我只会用钱德的电脑找色情网站And that's only because it's there when you turn it on. 那还是因为那是首页Our spat will start early this month. 我们本月份的口角会提前发生I'll be waiting. 我等你The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad 本集播出：“拜见父亲大人”23 你看封面选书？这样不对喔I'm deciding which one to use. I'm going to write another book. 不是，我想选一本来用我又要写书了Because the last one was such a big seller? 因为上一本很畅销？If you must know, I have written 14 books. 告诉你，我已经写了十四本书And as I'm the only one who has read them... 因为读者只有我一个I can tell you that they have been well received. 我可以告诉你们，反应很热烈But I lost all of them in the fire. 但是火灾把那些书都烧了So this one I'm gonna keep in an asbestos-lined box far away from Rachel.所以这本我要收在防火箱里放得离瑞秋远远的Who I forgive. 我原谅她What are you doing later? 你们等一下有事吗？Rachel and I have to get our hair cut. 瑞秋和我要去剪头发-We do? -I wanna see what he wants. -有吗？ -我想先知道他要干嘛Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me. 我刚得知伊丽莎白她爸想见我Wait a minute. Hold the phone. 等等，且慢You're not Elizabeth's dad? 你不是伊丽莎白的爸爸？That's the only one you get. 你只能亏我这一次And he hates me. 他讨厌我He asked Elizabeth why she'd want to go out with a guy... 他问伊丽莎白为何要跟一个who couldn't get a girl his own age. 不交同年龄女友的男人约会And what did she say to that? 那她怎么说？And that's yours. 你也不能再亏我了Come on. I really want this guy to like me. 拜托啦，我真的想让他喜欢我It would really help if you guys could make me look good. 你们要是能捧我一下就太好了-Of course we'll help. -Thanks. -我们当然会帮忙的啦。
《老友记第六季第6-10集Friends》英中字幕
谢谢 但我不想再拿你的钱了 我可以养活自己 -还有什么 说吧 -好吧 好 这是电费 -用个电要这么多钱啊 -对 那其他的帐单之后再看吧 《老友记》第六季第六集 最后一夜
So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment? No, I hope not! I tried to offer him money, but he wouldn't take it. Well, how much do you think he needs? I figure that $1,500 would cover him for a few months,
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Friends老友记六人行全十季中英word学习字幕Friends.S07E10
52en.me提醒：版权归原字幕组所有，仅供学习交流使用，严禁用于商业用途1>Bye-bye.2>I just got reservations at Michelle's...3>and tickets to The Music Man to celebrate...4>our first holiday as a betrothed couple.5>-"Betrothed." -Betrothed couple.6>-Hi. -Hi.7>Phoebe?8>Skull?9>Yeah, it's my mom's.10>Oh, my God!11>No, no, no. It's not my mom.12>It belonged to my mom.13>She used to put it out every Christmas...14>to remind us that even though it's Christmas, people still die.15>And you can put candy in it.16>Licorice?17>Sure.18>-I get Ben for the holidays this year. -That's great!19>-Are you gonna dress up as Santa? -Nope.20>I know Susan does every year.21>I want to take this year to teach him about Hanukkah.22>And maybe I could teach Ben...23>about the Christmas skull and how people die.24>You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.25>.26>-Did you know he was in there? -No.27>-How long have we been home? -About half an hour.28>Lovely.29>The One With The Holiday Armadillo30>You know what I was thinking? When we get married, will you...31>change your name to "Bing"?32>No.33>Why not?34>Bing's weird.35>Oh, hey, you guys.36>My landlord just called. My apartment's gonna be ready soon.37>I guess I'll be moving out.38>Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you.39>Yes, you will be very sad.40>-I gotta go tell Rachel the good news. -You'll be living together again?41>-Why not? -She's having so much fun with Joey... 52en.me提醒：版权归原字幕组所有，仅供学习交流使用，严禁用于商业用途1>再见2>我在米雪餐厅订好位子了…3>还有《音乐人》的票来庆祝…4>我们成为订婚夫妻后第一个正式的节日5>-“订婚” -订婚夫妻6>-嘿！ -嗨！7>菲比？8>骷髅头？9>是啊，是我妈的10>我的天！11>不，不，不，不是我妈12>是属于我妈的13>她以前每次耶诞节都会拿出来…14>要我们记得即使是耶诞节人还是会死的15>可以放糖果在里面16>吃糖？17>好啊18>-今年班和我一起过节 -太好了！19>-你要扮成耶诞老公公吗？ -不20>我知道苏珊每年都这么做…21>可是今年我想教他了解光明节22>也许我能教班…23>有关耶诞骷髅头和人怎么死亡24>你可以在今年教班认识菲比25>嘿26>-你知道他在里面吗？ -不知道27>-我们回来多久了？ -大概半小时28>好极了29>本集播出：佳节犰狳30>你知道我在想什么？我们结婚后，你要不要…31>改挂夫姓“宾”？32>不要33>为什么不？34>“宾”很奇怪35>你们好36>猜猜怎么着，我房东刚通知我我的房子快好了37>我很快就会搬出去了38>菲比，我会想念你的39>是啊，你会很伤心40>-我要告诉瑞秋这个好消息 -你们要再一起住？41>-是啊，为什么不？ -她和乔伊住得很开心…42>I assumed she'd still be living with him.43>Why do you think she's having so much fun?44>No reason, except she...45>told me.46>She said she didn't want to live with me?47>No. No, she didn't say that.48>I think you should talk to Monica now.49>Phoebe, I'm sure she wants to live with you.50>You're absolutely sure?51>No, but I'll bet she probably does.52>Oh, probably?53>I don't like that word.54>I know what "probably" really means. Yeah, yeah.55>"Oh, your mom probably won't kill herself."56>I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging my hopes...57>of Rachel and I living together on "probably."58>You gotta take care of yourself in this world.59>History teaches us nothing.60>Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?61>You're home.62>Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas?63>-Drums? -No, drums!64>Could we get two burritos to go, please?65>I'm sorry. But not that sorry, you don't have to live with it.66>We have a reservation under Bing.67>Okay, we'll have a table for you in about 45 minutes.68>45 minutes? We have tickets to The Music Man at 8.69>I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir.70>Is this because of the burrito thing?71>-You need to give him money. -Give him money? It was a joke!72>To get a table. Places like this are always shaking you down.73>-Everybody wants a payoff. -All right, calm down, O'Malley.74>-I'll slip him some money. -But you've got to be smooth.75>Hey, I can be smooth.76>We're in a hurry. If you could get us a table...77>a bit quicker, I'd appreciate it.78>-Of course, sir. -Okay.79>-How'd it go? -Had the money in the wrong hand.80>You don't feel...81>-Like you're gonna throw up? -No.82>Well, I do. So let's...83>So, Ben, you...84>You know what holiday is coming up?85>Christmas. 42>我以为她还会继续和他住在一起43>为什么你认为她和乔伊住得很开心？44>没为什么，只是...45>她这么说46>真的？她说她不要和我住？47>没有，她没这么说48>我想你该和摩妮卡说话了49>菲比，别担心我确定她想和你住的50>你确定？你很肯定？51>不，我打赌她大概会52>大概？53>我不喜欢这个字54>我知道“大概”真正的意思是啊，是啊55>“你妈大概不会自杀”56>对不起，我不要把我和瑞秋…57>住在一起的希望寄托在“大概”上面58>人在这世上要自己照顾自己59>历史教训完全没用60>“宾”现在不是那么奇怪了吧？61>太好了，你在家62>猜猜菲比送我什么耶诞礼物63>-鼓？ -不，鼓！64>请给我们两个墨西哥卷外带65>抱歉，不过没那么抱歉因为你不用和他在一起生活66>我们用钱德宾的名字订了位子67>好的，大约再45分钟68>45分钟？《音乐人》的票是8点的69>抱歉，耶诞节是最忙的时候70>这是因为墨西哥卷的玩笑吗？71>-要给他钱 -给他钱？那只是个玩笑！72>不，为了我们的位子这种地方都是死要钱的73>-每个人都要小费 -好，镇静下来74>-我会塞钱给他 -可是要不着痕迹75>嘿，我可以不着痕迹76>我们有点赶时间如果可以让我们早一点…77>排到位子，我会很感激78>-当然，先生 -好79>-怎么样？ -钱在另一只手里80>你会不会…81>-想吐？ -不会82>我会，我们…83>班，你…84>你知道快过节了，对不对？86>Yeah, and you know what other holiday is coming up?87>Christmas Eve.88>Yes, but also...89>Hanukkah!90>See, you're part Jewish and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday.91>Santa has reindeers that can fly.92>Right, but on Hanukkah..93>Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle.94>Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.95>Okay, that's right. Yes...96>but on Hanukkah, we sing:97>Okay, it's not a contest.98>When is Santa coming?99>How about this year, instead of Santa...100>we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?101>No Santa?102>Was I bad?103>No, no, no, you weren't bad. You've been very good, Ben. 104>-Santa's mad at me. -No, hey, hey, come on.105>Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay?106>You're his favorite little guy.107>So Santa's coming?108>Yes!109>Santa's coming.110>It's easy. Just keep it casual.111>Shake his hand and give him the money.112>-How do you know so much about this? -I don't know.113>Richard used to do it, didn't he?114>We'd be eating our soup right now.115>Mustached bastard.116>Those people just left. Come on. Quick, give him the money. 117>Excuse me.118>.119>So you like the drums.120>That's great.121>I was worried that they would create maybe...122>an unbearable living situation.123>But, okay, well, apparently not. So, yay!124>Hey, we already learned a song.125>Ready? One, two, three, four.126>Tequila!更多字幕www.52en.me qq3550672899127>That's fun.128>Here you go. 85>耶诞节86>对，你知道另一个节日也要到了？87>耶诞夜88>对，但…89>光明节也是！90>你是一半犹太人光明节是犹太人的节日91>耶诞老公公有会飞的縻鹿92>对，但在光明节…93>光明节是庆祝一个奇迹94>很多年前，有一群人叫做犸加伯人95>好，对，是的…96>但在光明节，我们唱的是：97>好，这不是比赛98>耶诞老公公什么时候来？99>这样好不好，今年我们不要耶诞老公公…100>我们来庆祝光明节？101>没有耶诞老公公？102>我不乖吗？103>不，不，你没有不乖你今年很乖，班104>-耶诞老公公生我的气 -不是，嘿，嘿105>班，耶诞老公公没有生你的气，好吗？106>你是他最喜欢的小孩107>耶诞老公公会来啰？108>对！109>耶诞老公公会来110>很简单，保持轻松111>说句好话，和他握手，塞钱给他112>-你怎么这么了解？ -我不知道113>理查以前常这么做，是不是？114>我们现在可能已经在喝汤了115>可恶的小胡子116>这些人刚走，快，给他钱117>对不起118>我们赶时间，可不可以…？119>你喜欢鼓120>真好121>我本来还担心它们会造成…122>无法忍耐的居住状况123>好吧，看来没有，好！124>菲比，我们学会了一首歌125>准备好了？1，2，3，4更多字幕www.52en.me qq3550672899126>塔奇拉！127>真好玩129>Thank you, Gunther. Put her there.130>Definitely not easier with coins.131>-Thank you. -Thank you.132>Hey, Phoebe.133>Here. Now I only owe you $49.50.134>Hey, Phoebe...135>if you want to get Joey a gift that disrupts the entire building... 136>why not something more subtle...137>Like a wrecking ball...138>or a vial of small pox to release in the hallway?139>It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes...140>Joey throws his sticks in the air...141>and I have to hear: "Oh, my eye! Oh, God, my eye!"142>-I mean, it's so annoying. -Yes, thank you.143>You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.144>You got Joey drums to annoy Rachel...145>so she wouldn't want to live there anymore?146>Maybe on some level.147>You could just not throw the sticks up in the air.148>What is rock 'n' roll about that?149>Hey, Joey, I got you another present.150>Hold it! Before you tell me what it is...151>Okay, what is it?152>It's a...153>tarantula!154>God, Rachel, I'm sorry. What was I thinking...155>giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider...156>in such a poorly constructed cage?157>What are you talking about? I love them.158>I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it died because my cat ate it.159>And then my cat died.160>But, Joey, isn't this cool?161>Is it on me? I feel like it's on me. I got..162>Oh, isn't that adorable?163>Joey is afraid of the tarantula.164>He's so adorable.165>He's so much fun.166>I'm glad you're having so much fun here.167>Wait a minute.168>What's the matter?169>Our apartment is ready.170>And that makes you angry because...? 128>来了129>谢谢，阿甘，放在这里130>用铜板没有更容易些131>-谢谢 -谢谢132>-菲比 -嘿133>给你，现在我欠你49块半134>菲比…135>如果你要送乔伊毁掉整栋楼的耶诞礼物…136>何不送更微妙一点的…137>像是铁锤…138>或是天花病毒散播在走廊上？139>不只是鼓的声音，每5分钟…140>乔伊把鼓棒丢到空中…141>然后我就会听到：“我的眼睛！我的眼睛！”142>-烦死人了 -谢谢你143>你看，这是正常人对鼓的反应144>菲比，你送乔伊鼓是为了烦瑞秋…145>让她不想继续住在那里？146>可能有一点147>乔伊，你知道你不用丢鼓棒的148>那怎么能算是摇滚乐呢？149>乔伊，送你另一个礼物150>等一下！先不要告诉我是什么…151>是什么？152>是一只…153>毒蜘蛛！154>瑞秋，抱歉，我在想什么…155>送乔伊这么一个恶心的，可怕的蜘蛛…156>还用这么一个松散的笼子？157>你在说什么？我喜欢它158>我小时候就有一只后来我的猫咪吃掉了它159>然后猫咪死了160>乔伊，这不是很酷吗？161>在我身上吗？我觉得它在我身上，我…162>不是很可爱吗？163>乔伊怕蜘蛛164>他好可爱呦165>老天，他很好玩166>乔伊是最棒的很高兴你在这里住得很开心167>等一下168>怎么回事？169>我们的房子好了170>你不高兴因为…？171>因为你比较想和乔伊住在这里171>Because you'd rather live here with Joey.172>-Where did you get that? -Monica and Chandler...173>said you were having so much fun here...174>and apparently no amount of drums or tarantula is gonna change that.175>Did you get all this stuff for Joey...176>to try to drive me out of the apartment?177>You might as well have gotten him a fish.178>You know how fish freak me out.179>Fish.180>But it wouldn't have mattered. We're gonna live together. 181>We're roommates. That's the deal.182>Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me.183>But if you're having so much fun over here..184>It's so much more fun with you.185>-We did have fun, didn't we? -We did.186>They say, if we want, we could see it tonight.187>-I would love to. -Yay, okay!188>-Good, good, good. -Great. All right. Good.189>And Monica asked me to make the drumming stop.190>Done.191>.192>Hello, sir. You here to return those pants?193>No, these are my pants.194>Okay.195>-How can I help you? -Do you have a Santa outfit left?196>Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.197>Okay, look. Do you have anything Christmas-y?198>I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him. 199>Come on, you gotta have something.200>I'm the Holiday Armadillo!201>I'm a friend of Santa's...202>and he sent me here to wish you...203>a merry Christmas!204>What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?205>Santa was unavailable...206>so close to Christmas.207>Come in, have a seat.208>You must be exhausted, coming all the way from Texas. 209>-Texas? -That's right, Ben.210>I'm Santa's representative...211>for all the Southern states.212>And Mexico!213>But Santa sent me here... 172>-你为什么这么想？ -摩妮卡和钱德…173>说你和乔伊住得很开心…174>而且不管是鼓还是毒蜘蛛都不会改变这点175>菲比，你送乔伊这些东西…176>是要让我不想住在这里？177>你还不如送他一条鱼178>你知道我有多怕鱼179>鱼180>这些都不重要，我们会一起住的181>我们是室友，讲好的182>对，可是我希望你想和我一起住183>可是如果你在这里住得这么开心…184>和你在一起更开心185>-我们住一起时很开心，是不？ -对啊，好玩得不得了186>他们说如果要的话，今晚可以去看187>-好啊 -好，好！188>-好，好 -好189>摩妮卡要我停止鼓声190>好了191>（万圣节探险，面具大师）192>你好，要退还那件裤子吗？193>不，这是我的裤子194>是195>-需要什么？ -还有没有耶诞老公公衣服？196>耶诞节前两天？抱歉197>好吧，有没有什么比较算是耶诞节的？198>我答应了我儿子，不想让他失望199>你们一定有的200>我是佳节犰狳！201>我是耶诞老公公的朋友…202>他要我来祝你…203>耶诞快乐！204>耶诞老公公怎么了，佳节犰狳？205>耶诞老公公没有空…206>在这么接近耶诞节的时候207>请进，请坐208>你一定累坏了，大老远从德州跑来209>-德州？ -对，班210>我是耶诞老公公的…211>西南州代表212>还有墨西哥！213>耶诞老公公要我来这里…214>送礼物给你214>to give you these presents, Ben.215>Maybe the lady will help me with these presents.216>Wow, thanks!217>You're welcome, Ben.218>Merry Christmas.219>And happy Hanukkah!220>Are you for Hanukkah too? Because I'm part Jewish.221>You are? Me too.222>Because armadillos also wandered in the desert?223>You want to wander in the hall?224>Hey, Ben!225>What if the Holiday Armadillo...226>told you all about the Festival of Lights?227>Cool!228>Come on, Ben.229>Years and years ago...230>there were these people called...231>-the Maccabees! -Ho, ho, ho!232>Merry Christmas!233>Santa!234>What are you doing here, Santa?235>Well, I'm here to see my old buddy, Ben.236>What are you doing here...237>Weird Turtle Man?238>I'm the Holiday Armadillo...239>your part-Jewish friend.240>You sent me here to give Ben some presents.241>Remember?242>What?243>Did you bring me any presents, Santa?244>You bet I did, Ben.245>Put her there.246>Well, it would have worked this time if his hands weren't so damn small.247>Ho, ho, ho!248>Ben, come open more gifts.249>The armadillo and I will have a talk in the kitchen.250>There's a sentence I never thought I'd say.251>What are you doing?252>You said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume...更多字幕www.52en.me qq3550672899253>so I borrowed one from a guy at work.254>Thank you, but you gotta leave.255>-Why? -Because... 215>这位小姐可以帮我拿礼物216>谢谢！217>不客气，班218>耶诞快乐219>光明节快乐！220>你也为光明节而来吗？因为我是一半犹太人221>你是？我也是222>因为犰狳也在沙漠里晃荡？223>你想在走廊晃荡吗？224>班！225>佳节犰狳…226>跟你说光之节的故事好吗？227>酷！228>来，班229>很多年以前…230>有一群人，叫做…231>-犸加伯人！ -呵！呵！呵！232>耶诞快乐！233>-耶诞老公公！ -嘿！234>你来干什么，耶诞老公公？235>我来看我的老朋友班236>你在这儿干什么…237>怪乌龟人？238>我是佳节犰狳…239>你的半犹太人朋友240>你要我来送礼物给班241>记得吗？242>什么？243>耶诞老公公，你有带礼物给我吗？244>当然有，班245>放在这里246>如果不是他的手太小，会成功的247>呵！呵！呵！248>班，来开礼物249>耶诞老公公，佳节犰狳和我要在厨房谈一谈250>我绝对想不到会说出这句话251>你在干什么？更多字幕www.52en.me qq3550672899252>你告诉每个人说你找不到耶诞老公公衣服…253>所以我向同事借了一件254>谢谢，你必须离开255>-为什么？ -因为…256>我终于让他对光明节有兴趣…257>而你正在破坏256>I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah...257>and you're wrecking it.258>But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly.259>I'm sorry, Chandler, but this is really important to me.260>Fine, I'll give the suit back.261>Hey, you think you can keep it another night?262>Santa, really?263>Yeah, is that okay?264>Did your dad ever dress up like Santa?265>-No. -Then it's okay!266>Okay, Ben. Santa has to go.267>Say goodbye.268>No, why does he have to go?269>Because if Santa and the Holiday...270>Armadillo...271>are ever in the same room for too long...272>the universe will implode!273>Merry Christmas!274>No, why can't the armadillo leave? I want Santa.275>Fine, I give up. Santa..276>Santa can stay!277>Well, I'll stay...278>but only because I want to hear about Hanukkah.279>Ben, will you sit here with Santa...280>and learn about Hanukkah?281>Okay, Santa.282>-Thank you. -You're welcome.283>All right, it's time...284>for the story of Hanukkah.285>Years and years ago...286>there were these people called the Maccabees!287>Merry Christmas!288>Oh, wow, look at this place!289>Oh, this is terrible.290>They've made so many changes...291>I can't even feel my grandmother's presence anymore.292>Oh, new sconces!293>-Oh, my God! -What?294>Remember how you told me your grandmother put up that wall... 295>-to make that into two bedrooms? -Yeah.296>And that the landlord might find out...297>-and then tear it down? -Yeah?298>Do you really not know where I'm going?299>It left. It's one huge room. 258>可是我还没摇我的胜子呢259>抱歉，钱德，这对我很重要260>好，我去还这件衣服261>你可以再多借一晚吗？262>耶诞老公公？真的？263>是啊，可以吗？264>你爸有扮过耶诞老公公吗？265>-没有 -那就可以！266>班，耶诞老公公要走了267>说再见268>不要，他为什么要走？269>因为耶诞老公公和佳节…270>犰狳…271>如果在同一个房子里太久…272>宇宙会爆炸！273>耶诞快乐！274>不要，为什么不是犰狳走呢？我要耶诞老公公275>好，我放弃，耶诞老公公…276>耶诞老公公可以留下来！277>我留下来…278>因为我想听光明节的故事279>班，你要不要和耶诞老公公…280>一起坐下来听光明节的故事？281>好的282>-谢谢 -不客气283>好，来听…284>光明节的故事285>很多年以前…286>有一群人叫犸加伯人！287>耶诞快乐！288>看看这地方！289>真糟糕290>他们改了很多…291>我感受不到我祖母的存在292>新的烛台！293>-我的天！ -怎么？294>记得你告诉我你祖母要做一道墙…295>-来隔成两间房？ -对296>房东可能会发现…297>-把它拆了？ -对？298>你真的不知道我说这些的原因？299>墙没有了，是一间大房间300>哦，不！300>Oh, no!301>Wow!302>See?303>I guess we'll have to put the wall back up.304>-You can't, with the new skylight. -There's a skylight? 305>Wow!306>So should we start looking for a new place?307>You know, I'm sensing...308>that my grandmother would not be comfortable with that. 309>Oh, yeah?310>Starting to feel her again there, are we?311>-A little bit. Yeah. -Yeah.312>Is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?313>You heard it too? You have the gift.314>Phoebe, it's okay.315>I like living with Joey.316>-Are you sure? -Please. I hate packing...317>it's closer to work.318>And we do have fun.319>Although, I'm really gonna miss living with you.320>-Oh, me too. -I know.321>Did you hear that?322>I'm getting something from your grandmother.323>She said since you get to keep the one-bedroom apartment... 324>you should give Rachel the purple chair.325>No, I do not hear that.326>And the miracle was that that little bit of oil...327>that should have lasted just one day, burned for....328>-Eight whole days. -That's right.329>And that's why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end. 330>-Awesome. -Yeah.331>My favorite part...332>was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt.333>The armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part. 334>Okay, Ben, it's time to light...335>the Hanukkah candles!336>.337>Wow! Looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here. 338>Come on, come on. We're lighting the candles.339>I understand why Superman is here...340>but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's funeral? 341>-You get it? -I got it.342>Back in the cage? 301>哇！302>看到了？303>我们必须要把墙弄回来304>-不行，因为新的天窗 -有天窗？305>哇！306>我们该怎么办？要开始找新地方吗？307>我感到…308>我祖母可能不喜欢那样309>是吗？310>又能感觉到她了，是吗？311>-有一点，对 -是312>菲比，你祖母是不是说你应该一个人住这里？313>你也听见了？你有天份314>菲比，没关系315>我喜欢和乔伊住316>-你确定吗？ -拜托，我讨厌打包…317>那里离公司比较近318>我们在一起很开心319>虽然我真的会想念和你住在一起320>-我也是 -我知道321>等一下，你有没有听到？322>听，我听到你祖母说话323>她说既然你要一个人住这里…324>你该把那把紫色椅子给瑞秋325>没有，我没有听到326>奇迹在于那一点点的油…327>应该只够烧一天的，却烧了…328>-整整8天 -对329>这就是为什么我们今天庆祝光明节，故事完结330>-好棒 -是啊331>我最喜欢的部份…332>是超人救出全埃及的犹太人333>犰狳不是那么喜欢那部份334>班，该来点…335>光明节蜡烛！336>嘿337>哇！好像是复活节兔子的葬礼338>来，来，我们要点蜡烛339>我了解为什么超人在这里…340>但为什么有豪猪参加复活节兔子的葬礼？341>-你弄好了吗？ -弄好了342>它进笼子了没？。
经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第二十四集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语
Here's little Ben nodding off.Look at Aunt Monica's little boy!- Look, he's got Ross haircut. - Let me see.Oh, God! Is he just the sweetest thing?You must just wanna kiss him all over.That would be nice.- Pardon? - Nothing.Just a little extra air in my mouth.Chan, can you help me out here?I promise I'll pay you back.Right. Including the waffles last week, you now owe me... ... 17 jillion dollars.I will, really, I'll pay you back this time.Where's this money coming from?I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with some research. What kind of research?Just, you know, science.Science.Yeah, I think I've heard of that.It's a fertility study.Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.Come on, you guys, it's not that big a deal.I just go down there every other day......and make my contribution to the project.But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!You're gonna be making money hand over fist.Okay, we got the coleslaw, we got the buns.We got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys. Men are here!We make fire.Cook meat.Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back.Cute.- Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late. - Okay. So how are things going with you two?Is she becoming your "special someone"?I don't know. She's pretty great.Yeah? What does she think of your little science project? What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like thatI'm also seeing a cup?Man's got a point.The tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.. Crazy bitch.Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program,and according to the rules, if I want to get the moneyI'm not allowed to conduct any...personal experiments,if you know what I mean.Joey, we always know what you mean.How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?- I'm going to China. - Jeez, you say one thing, and....- You are going to China? - Yeah. For the museum. Someone found a bone.We want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone.So I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us.It's a whole big bone thing.Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like...like a week.So, if you want to reach me, you can't.So here's my itinerary.- Here's a picture of me. - Oh, let me see.Could you take it to Carol's every now and then and show it to Ben - just so he doesn't forget me? - Yeah."Hi, Ben. I'm your father.""I am the head!"This barbecue's gonna be very fun.Is Rachel here? I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left. - No. She's out having drinks with Carl. - Hey, who's Carl?- You know that guy she met at the coffeehouse. - No.- You see, there's this guy she met at... - The coffeehouse? Right. So you do know who he is.I'll go say goodbye to the guys.Hey, you know what? Tell them that bone story.- I have to go to China. - The country?- I have to go to China. - The country?No, this big pile of dishes in my mom's breakfront.Do you know who Carl is?Let's see. Alvin, Simon, Theodore.... No.Rachel's having drinks with him tonight.Oh no! How can she do thatwhen she's never shown any interest in you?!?- Forget about her. - He's right, man.Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.Of course, there they just call it "food."Yeah, I guess. I don't know.All right, just give her this for me, okay?- Listen, buddy, We're just looking out for you. - I know.We want you to be happy.And I may only have a couple beers in me,but I love you, man.I'm still on my first.I just think you're nice.Anyway, that's when me and my friends startedthis whole fruit basket business.We call ourselves "The Three Basketeers."Like "The Three Musketeers," only with fruit.OK, how does everybody like their burgers?No, presents first! Food later.Hey, hold on there, tiger. How's it going? How you holding up? Well, not so good. She definitely thinksthat tonight is the night we're gonna...plete the transaction, if you know whatAnd you do.So, uh, have you ever thought about being there for her?What do you mean?You know, just be there for her.Not following you.Think about it.Okay. I'm guessing this is from....- Thank you, Melanie. - This one right here is from me.Okay. It's light. It rattles.It's......Travel Scrabble!Thank you.This one's from Joey.It feels like a book, I think it's a book. And it's a book!It feels like a book, I think it's a book. And it's a book!It's Dr. Seuss!That book got me through some tough times.There's a little child inside this man.The doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.- Who's this from? - That's Ross'.Oh,my God! He remembered!- Remembered what? - lt was like months ago.We walked by this antique store.And I saw this pin in the window.And I told him it was like one my grandma had when I was a little girl.I can't believe he remembered!Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane?It's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.I can't believe he did this.Come on, Ross, remember back in collage,when he fell in love with Carol......and bought her that expensive crystal duck?What did you just say?Crystal duck.No, no, no.The "love" part?Oh, my God!Oh, no, no, no.That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time. This is unbelievable. I mean, this is unbelievable!I know. This is really, really huge.No, it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.I don't think any of our lives will ever be the same ever again.Is there a mute button on this woman?I think this is so great. I mean, you and Ross!- Did you have any idea? - No, none!I mean, my first night in the city,he mentioned something about asking me out,but nothing ever happened so I just...What else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me? Well, given that he's desperately in love with you,he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something. Ross? All this time?I've gotta talk to him.- He's in China! - The country.Wati, his flight doesn't leave for 45 more minutes.- What about time difference? - From here to the airport?Yes!- You'll never make it! - I've gotta try.Rachel, what'll you say to him?- I don't know. - Then maybe you shouldn't go.He's right. If you're gonna break his heart,that the kind of thing that you can wait.Yeah, but if it's the good news, you should tell him now.I don't know, maybe I'll know when I see him.Here, look, all right, does this help?No. Look, all I know is that I cannot wait a week until I see him.I mean, this is just too big.I've just gotta talk to him. Okay, I'll see you later.Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first!Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first!All right.All right.- Ross! Excuse me, pardon me. - May I see your boarding pass? Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.Oh, oooh. I'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetwayunless you have a boarding passNo, I know, but I... he just went on. He's right there,he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just...No, no. Federal regulations!Ok, Then could you please just give him a message for me? Please. - This is very important. - All right. What's the message?I don't know.Excuse me, sir! Excuse me, sir?- I have a message for you. - What?It's from Rachel, she said that she loved the present,- and she'll see you when you get back. - What?Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about! There's no Rachel. Don't give me that deep freeze.Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey!I think I blacked out there for a minute.It was nothing.Well,now we gotta find something fun for you.You know what?Forget about me. Let's give you another turn.- Me, again? - Sure. Why not?Boy, somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow!I gotta tell you, you are nothing like I thought you'd be.How do you mean?I don't know, I-I guess I just had you peggedas one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.'But you... you're a giver.You're like the most generous man I ever met.I mean, you're practically a woman.Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn...Are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I throw it out?I don't know. I don't know.I thought about it all the way there,and I thought about it all the way back. You know, it's Ross! You know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.- Sure! - Sure.I don't know. This is just my initial gut feeling...but I'm thinking it'd be really great.Oh, my God, me too! We'd be like friends-in-law!You know what the best part is?The best part is you already know all about him.It's like you start on the 15th date.Yeah, but you know, it would be like starting on the 15th date. Another good point.I mean, on the 15th date, you're already in a very... ..."relationship-y" place. You're committed.What happens if it doesn't work out?- Why isn't it working out? - I don't know. Sometimes it doesn't. Is he not cute enough for you? Does he not make enough money? - No, I'm just... - Maybe there's someone else.Is there? ls there someone else?No, there is no one else.Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?Hey, big Spender!She's still asleep.- So how'd it go? - Oh, it was amazing.You know how you always think you're great in bed?The fact that you'd even ask that questionshows how little you know me.Last night I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff.And the response I got! Man,oh,man!It was like a ticker-tape parade!I know. My room's very,very close to the parade route.It was amazing,and not just for her. For me too!It's like,all of a sudden I'm blind...... but all my other senses are heightened.It's like I was able to appreciate it......on another level.I didn't know you had another level.I know. Neither did l!- Hey, great skirt. Birthday present? -Yeah.- From who? - You.I exchanged the blouse you got me.Well, it's the thought.Doesn't Ross' flight get in in a couple hours?At gate 27B?Yeah. Monica,you know, I've been thinking about it.I've decided this whole Ross thing,it's just not a good idea.Why?Because I feel like I wouldn't just be going out with him.I'd be going out with all of you.and there would just be all this pressure, and I don't wanna... No, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so... I'm not "so." Okay, I was a teensy bit weird at first...... but I'll be good. I promise.- Who is it? - It's me, Carl.- Come on up. - Behind my brother's back?is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me. - Seven hundred bucks! - All right,you did it!Do we have any fruit?Man, hell of a two weeks.You know what? I really feel like I learned something. Really? You're gonna stick with this "all for her" thing?What are you, crazy?When a blind man gets his sight back,does he walk around like this?I'm just saying, if I see one more picture of Ed Begley Jr...I'm just saying, if I see one more picture of Ed Begley Jr... ...in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself!I mean, don't get me wrong...I'm not against environmental issues, per se......it's just that guy!I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.Excuse me, I'm trying to have a date here.Fine. Just stop thinking about me.Can't do it, can you?I'm thinking about you. So what?I don't get it. What do you see in this guy anyway??Happens to be a very nice guy.I mean, come on, buddy! Get a real car!Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.Ross, it's too hard.Why, because it'll get weird for everyone else?Who cares about them. This is about us.I've been in love with you since the ninth grade.Ross, You're like my best friend.If we broke up, and I lost you...What makes you think we're gonna break up?Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up? No.But it only has to happen once.You and I both know we are perfect for each other. Right?So the only question is: Are you attracted to me?I don't know.I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.Well, start looking.Exactly!And you just know that I'm gonna be the guy......caught behind this hammerhead in traffic!Right! You're right.- You know what? - What?I forgot. I'm supposed to pick up a friend at the airport.I am so sorry!if you want to stay and finish your drinks, please do. - I'm sorry, I gotta go. I'm sorry. - But....Excuse me! Pardon me. Excuse me. Sorry.Toby, for God's sake, will you let it go?There's no Rachel!Hey! I got that.-Thanks, sweetie. - No problem.I can't wait for you to meet my friends.-Really? - Yeah.You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?- No, they will. I just.... - Can't wait!Come on, they're gonna love you.第一季第二十四集So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyour jobs a joke, you're broke,your love life's D.O.A.It's like you're always stuck in second gear,And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, butI'll be there for you,when the rain starts to pour.I'll be there for you,like I've been there before.I'll be there for you,'cause you're there for me too.'cause you're there for me too.。
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The One With the Monkey (UncutVersion)Written by: Adam Chase & Ira UngerleiderTranscribed by: guineapigThe text in blue are scenes that were originally cut from the original airing of the show. The un-cut episode appeared on the Friends: The Complete First Season Set in the United States.Added footage text by Matthew G.[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross is not present. Phoebe is looking out the big window.]Phoebe: Oh all right you guys! It’s starting to snow.Everybody: (happily) Ohhh! Hey!Phoebe: Oh and look Ugly Naked Guy is hanging candycanes. (Rachel runs up to the window)Rachel: Where? (Phoebe points) Ohhh, wow (not sure what to make of it)…that’s festive.(Ross enters.)Ross: Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet.(A monkey jumps on to his shoulder.)All: Oooh!Monica: W-wait. What is that?Ross: 'That' would be Marcel. You wanna say hi?Monica: No, no, I don't.Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him?Ross: My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?Ross: Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...Monica: Why don't you just get a roommate?Ross: Nah, I dunno... I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathet- (Realizes) ....sorry, that's, that's 'pathet', which is Sanskrit for 'really cool way to live'.Opening Credits[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing. Joey is not there.]Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman. Chandler: Might wanna open with the snowman.(Enter Joey)All: Hey, Joey. Hey, buddy.Monica: So, how'd it go?Joey: Ahhhhhh, I didn't get the job.Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.Joey: I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all political.Monica: So what are you gonna be?Joey: Ah, I'm gonna be one of his helpers. It's just such a slap in the face, y'know?Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Year's?Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops!! Man, I'm talking loud!Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.Phoebe: Yeah, you wish!Chandler: I’ve got an idea: dinner.Ross: (like a detective) It’s perfect. We’ll put it between lunch and breakfast. (does popping sound with lips)Chandler: It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.All: Yeah, okay. Alright.Chandler: Y'know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.All: Woooo! Yeah!Rachel: Phoebe, you're on.Phoebe: Oh, oh, good.Rachel: (Into microphone) Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wooh!Phoebe: (Takes mike) Thanks, hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. (Shakes bell as an introduction) (Sung:)I made a man with eyes of coalAnd a smile so bewitchin',How was I supposed to knowThat my mom was dead in the kitchen?(shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...(Cut to later. Everyone is totally depressed by now.)Phoebe: (Sung)...My mother's ashesEven her eyelashesAre resting in a little yellow jar,And sometimes when it's breezy...(Over the sound of Phoebe singing we hear two scientists, Max and David, having a noisy discussion)Phoebe: (Sung)...I feel a little sneezyAnd now I- (abruptly stops)Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! (They stop talking and look up) Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group? Max: No. No, that's- that's okay.Phoebe: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear! Chandler: (Quietly, to the others) That guy's going home with a note! David: Noth- I was- I was just saying to my-Phoebe: Could you speak up please?David: (Stands up and speaks more loudly) Sorry, I wa- I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my- in my life. And then he said that- you said you thoughtMax: Daryl Hannah.David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of aMax: Hard quality.David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down) Phoebe: Okay, we're gonna take a short break. (Goes over to their table)Joey: Hey, that guy's going home with more than a note![Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is decorating for Christmas.]Ross: Come here, Marcel. Sit here. (Marcel wanders off)Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?Ross: Just a smidge.Phoebe: David's like, y'know, Scientist Guy. He's very methodical.Monica: I think it's romantic.Phoebe: Me too! Oh! Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman?Rachel: Yeah!Phoebe: Well, he's kinda like the guy I went to see that with. Except, except he-he's smarter, and gentler, and sweeter... I just- I just wanna be with him all the time. Day and night, and night and day... and special occasions...Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going,you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you? You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.Phoebe: No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, could I just?Chandler: Yeah, 'cause I already asked Janice.Monica: What?!Ross: C'mon, this was a pact! This was your pact!Chandler: I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped.Monica: Yeah, but Janice? That-that was like the worst breakup in history!Chandler: I'm not saying it was a good idea, I'm saying I snapped! [Joey enters, his shoes have bells on, which jingle as he walks. He is wearing a long coat.]Joey: Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late.(He removes the coat to reveal an elf costume)Chandler: Too many jokes... must mock Joey!Joey: Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle) Chandler: Aah, y'killing me!(Marcel knocks over some kitchen tools)Monica: Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!Ross: Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?Monica: Do you always have to bring him here?Ross: I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We- we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some feces...Chandler: Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favor to me.Chandler: Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie.[Scene: Max and David's lab, David is explaining something to Phoebe with the aid of a whiteboard.]David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.Phoebe: Okay, alright, I have a question, then.David: Yeah.Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.Phoebe: Sure.David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the tableand throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean,you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.David: Really.Phoebe: Oh, yeah, oh, I'm sure of it. You should just do it, just sweep and throw me.David: ...Now? Now?Phoebe: Oh yeah, right now.David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)Phoebe: Okay, now you're just kinda tidying.David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?Phoebe: I can hop. (She hops onto the table)(They kiss, finally)[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?Monica: I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.Chandler: Fun Bobby? Your ex-boyfriend Fun Bobby?Monica: Yeah.Joey: You know more than one Fun Bobby?Chandler: I happen to know a Fun Bob.Rachel: (Brings Joey a mug of coffee) Okay, here we go...Joey: Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!Rachel: (Glances at Joey and then sips his coffee) There. Now there is.Ross: Okay, so on our no-date evening, three of you now have dates.Joey: Uh, four.Ross: Four.Rachel: Five.Ross: Five. (Buries his head in his hands)Rachel: Sorry. Paolo's catching an earlier flight.Joey: Yeah, and I met this really hot single mom at the store. What's an elf to do?Ross: Okay, so I'm gonna be the only one standing there alone when the ball drops?Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.Ross:Yeah, well I’ll know. Hey, y'know, this is so not what I needed right now.Monica: What's the matter?Ross: Oh, it's-it's Marcel. He’s angry with me again. I have no idea why. He keeps shutting me out, y'know? He's walking around all the time dragging his hands...Chandler: That's so weird, I had such a blast with him the other night.Ross: Really.Chandler: Yeah, we played, we watched TV.. that juggling thing is amazing.Ross: What, uh... what juggling thing?Chandler: With the balled-up socks? I figured you taught him that.Ross: No.Chandler: Y'know, it wasn't that big a deal. He just balled up socks... and a melon...(Max runs in)Max: Phoebe. Hi.Phoebe: Oh, hi Max! Hey, do you know everybody?Max: No. Have you seen David?Phoebe: No, no, he hasn't been around.Max: Well, if you see him, tell him to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk.Phoebe: Minsk?Max: Minsk. It's in Russia.Phoebe: I know where Minsk is.Max: We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid.Chandler: And if you’re going to do Minsk, y’know, that’s the only way to go.Phoebe: So when, when do you leave?Max: January first.[Scene: Max and David's lab, they are working. Phoebe knocks on the door]Phoebe: Hello?David: Hey!Phoebe: Hi.David: Hi! (Kisses her) What-what're you doing here?Phoebe: Um, well, Max told me about Minsk, so (Puts on a fake cheery voice) congratulations! This is so exciting!Max: It'd be even more exciting if we were going.Phoebe: Oh, you're not going? (Fake disappointed voice) Oh, why?Max: Tell her, David. 'I don't wanna go to Minsk and work with Lifson and Yamaguchi and Flench, on nonononononono. I wanna stay here and make out with my girlfriend!!' (Storms out)David: Thank you, Max. Thank you.Phoebe: So-so you're really not going?David: I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just-how can I leave you? I’ve just….found you.Phoebe: Oh David…. what are you going to do?David: I don’t know. You decide.Phoebe: Oh don't do that.David: Please.Phoebe: Oh no no.David: No, but I'm asking-Phoebe: Oh, but I can't do that-David: No, but I can't-Phoebe: It's your thing, and-David: -make the decision-Phoebe: Okay, um, stay.David: Stay.Phoebe: Stay.(He thinks for a moment and sweeps the stuff off the table)Phoebe: Getting so good at that! (She hops on)David: It was Max's stuff. (They kiss)[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)Chandler: You remember Janice.Monica: Vividly.How are you?Janice: Oh, I am fantastic! Now (little laugh) you know what’s totally amazing? It’s just like we have been back together for...like what…like 10 minutes. And…Chandler: (interrupts) Is that all?Janice: And it’s just like we were never apart. Y’know I mean. Of course, we were…but forgive and forget. Well…forget. (laughs) (Someone knocks on the door; Monica gets it)Monica: Hi.Sandy: Hi, I'm Sandy.Joey: Sandy! Hi! C'mon in! (She enters, followed by a young boy and a younger girl)...You brought your kids.Sandy: Yeah. That's okay, right?(Joey and Monica look at each other and shrug. Ross enters with Marcel on his shoulder)Ross: Par-tay!Monica: That thing is not coming in here.Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?Monica: I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.Ross: Okay. He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened...Monica: Alright. Just keep him away from me.Ross: Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.(The door opens. Rachel is standing there. Her coat is muddy and torn, her hair is disheveled and her face is bruised. Everyone turns to look) Monica: Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey.. are you okay? Where-where's Paolo?Rachel: Rome. Jerk missed his flight.Phoebe: And then... your face is bloated?Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'mgoing to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?[Rachel’s Room. Phoebe and Monica are watching Rachel put on make up in the mirror.]Rachel:. K, that looks ok don’t it?Phoebe: You…umm…went a little wide on the lip.Rachel: Oh! Right there?Phoebe: Yeah.Rachel:It’s hard for me to tell. My eye’s closing up.Monica: Let me get it for ya. (pencils in on her lip) Ok.Rachel: All right. (winces in pain)Monica: You know what? You look fine.Rachel: Ok here we go! Screw Paolo. Screw that psycho cab lady. It’s New Years Eve. Let’s have a good time.Monica: Yes! Ok. (Phoebe exits)Rachel: Ok, here we go! (gets up)Monica: Ok. All right there you go. (Rachel walks the wrong way.) No this way. You’re fine. There you go.[Time lapse. Monica and Rachel, fixed up somewhat, emerge from a bedroom]Sandy: Y'know, when I saw you at the store last week, it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf.Joey: Wow, that's, uh, dirty.Sandy: Yeah.(They almost kiss and then Joey realizes her kids are staring at them)Joey: Hey, kids...Ross: (Watching Marcel play with Phoebe. To Chandler) Look at him.I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me, but at least check in.Janice: (Startles them) There you are! Haaah, you got away from me!Chandler: (Imitating) But you found me!Janice: Here, Ross, take our picture. (Hands him a camera and he starts snapping) Smile! You're on Janice Camera!Chandler: Kill me. Kill me now.Rachel: (walks up to a guy) Hi. I’m Rachel. So whose friend are you? (takes a sip of her drink but ends up leaking onto her chest. She laughs it off.) Look at me! Spilling everywhere. Huh….(Someone else knocks on the door. Monica looks through the spy hole)Monica: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!(Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!Joey: (Approaching) Hey Fun Bobby! Whoah! Who died?(Monica gestures wildly behind Fun Bobby's back)[Time lapse. Bobby is talking about his grandfather. Everyone else is virtually in tears]Fun Bobby: It's gonna be an open casket, y'know, so at least I'll- I get to see him again.Monica: Bobby? Fun Bobby? Let me talk to you for just a sec. (Bobby gets up and both him and Monica walk away from everyoneelse.) Umm, look a..I recently lost a grandparent myself, so I’m really know exactly how you feel. But a…you’re really bringing the party down.Fun Bobby: I’m sorry..Monica: (interrupts) Yeah, yeah ok. (places a noisemaker in his mouth) There you go. (He blows the noisemaker unhappily.) There you go!Janice: (Ross is still taking their photo) Oh, I'm gonna blow this one up, and I'm gonna write 'Reunited' in glitter.Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we- Janice: Oh, no. Oh, no.Chandler: I'm sorry you misunderstood...Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off) (Ross is still taking photos)Chandler: Oh, will you give me the thing. (Snatches the camera)(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)Phoebe: Hi, Max!Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.David: Wow.Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy NewYear.(Walks off)Phoebe: Are you alright?David: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.(Phoebe leads David into Rachel’s bedroom)Phoebe: You're going to Minsk.David: No, I'm... not going to Minsk.Phoebe: Oh, you are so going to Minsk. You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just 'cause of me.David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.David: Uh, ow.Phoebe: Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. (He does so) And, um, and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.David: I'll never forget you.Phoebe: And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. (They kiss) I'm gonna miss you. You scientist guy.Dick Clark: (on TV) Hi, this is Dick Clark, live in Times Square. We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square...(Joey puts a blanket over Sandy's kids)Joey: There y'go, kids.Chandler: (To a woman who he has clearly just met) And then the peacock bit me. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves)Joey: You seen Sandy?Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.Rachel: Vrrbddy, the bll is drrbing.All: (in the kitchen) What?Rachel: The bll is drrbing!Dick Clark: (on TV) In twenty seconds it'll be midnight...Chandler: And the moment of joy is upon us.Joey: Looks like that no date pact thing worked out.Phoebe: Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.Monica: Not everybody's happy. Hey Bobby!(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)Chandler: Y'know, I uh.. just thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. (Makes kiss noise)Phoebe: I don’t know. I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.Rachel: I can't kiss anyone.Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?Joey: Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.Ross: Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me.Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me, it's midnight! Somebody kiss me!Joey: Alrightalrightalright. (Kisses him. Ross takes a photo) There.Closing Credits[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse.]Ross: (Watching Marcel and talking to Rachel) I wanted this to work so much. I mean I'm still in there, changing his diapers, pickin' his fleas... but he's just phoning it in. Just so hard to accept the fact that something you love so much doesn't love you back. Y’know? Rachel: ...I think that bitch cracked my tooth.End。
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[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.]
PHOEBE: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever,but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
OPENING CREDITS
[Scene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting for Ross to come of the plane, when she sees he's coming off with another woman.]
RACHEL: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.)
ROSS: Rache!
RACHEL: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.)
ROSS: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?
RACHEL: What?
ROSS: You're bleeding.
RACHEL: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. I wanna hear everything! (Looks at Julie)
ROSS: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
RACHEL: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
JULIE: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
RACHEL: Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.]
CHANDLER: No way!
MONICA: I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross!
PHOEBE: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?
JOEY: Um, this?
PHOEBE: Yes.
MONICA: Guys, you got your hair cut.
CHANDLER: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay.
PHOEBE: 'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice.
RACHEL: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
CHANDLER: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.
RACHEL: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
ROSS: That's all right, Rache, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
JOEY: What up?!
ROSS: Everyone, this is Julie.
RACHEL: (out of breath) Julie.
ALL: Ohh. (Happily) Hi!
JULIE: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
ROSS: And bus.
JULIE: Oh my god.
ROSS: The screaming guy?
JULIE: And the spitting?
ROSS: You gotta hear this story.
JULIE: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
ROSS: At least.
JULIE: ...and this guy--
RACHEL: And the chicken poops in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.
MONICA: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?
JULIE: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
ROSS: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
RACHEL: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
MONICA: It's an expression.
ROSS: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we're gonna go see the baby.
JULIE: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
ROSS: Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.
CHANDLER: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though,'cause I like to be surprised.。