唐伯虎点秋香(英文剧本) 改编版

Flirting Scholar

（唐伯虎点秋香）

Act 1

地点：A river side, on the street

人物：两女子、四大才子、如花、华夫人、四香、两家丁、两狗仔队迈克尔杰克逊音乐响起，四大才子身着西装，舞蹈上场。舞蹈结束：

一女子：Go and have a look.(两女子小跑到四大才子斜侧痴情的看着）

四大才子：Ladys and gentlemen, we are the 'Four Scholars' .

（从左到右：祝掐腰叼烟样，文抱手样，唐扇子遮脸坏笑样，

周拿枪耍酷样，众女子倾倒）

祝枝山：（从后背掏出扇子）We come here for a tour.That’s why the

girls are that crazy.

文征明：Pals, why not has a poem competition?（走出来邀请三人）

祝：Very good idea!Why don't you start first? Brother Wen bin.

（做请他人样）

周文斌：l am the best in this field.

'There are many geese under the mountain.'（顺手指河）

文征明：'They rushed down to the river.'（顺手指河）

祝：'Let's roast a goose.'（顺手指河）

唐：'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'

三人：Good, very good. Very good!（三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑）

祝：There is something attractive. See, there is a beauty on the bridge.

（指向原不远处，泰坦尼克号音乐响起，如花缓缓走过）She seems

to be lonely.Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.

To let us learn from you!

唐：Well...

周文斌：lt's the welfare for your friends, so?

唐：l am glad to demonstrate it.

三人：Go.

唐：Miss.

如花：What's the matter? （一回头，竟是如花！唐伯虎吃惊样并伴随呕吐感，苦笑回头看其他三人）

三人：Go, go...

唐：May l put my head on your shoulder?

如花：ls it OK? No, l am a girl, a decent girl.（大惊小怪的说出）

唐：l know, l want to make my friends happy, that's all.ln fact,

l am Tong Pak-Fu.（正经样）

如花：So what?l don't know you.l will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.

唐：How about paying you 1 tael?（掏出一块钱）

如花： 1 tael? Who do you think l a.m.?Make it ten.（伸手不屑样）

唐：That's too expensive, why don't you rob?

如花：Right, l am robber.Give me all your money.（两人乱打，最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中）

三人：What's wrong?（赶到桥上）What’s the matter?

文征明：No need to punch her like that?

唐：Robber! lt's a ladyboy!

三人：Ladyboy?

祝：l love it. Hold it.（眼睛往上挑一下，祝枝山将折扇递给文斌，跳入河中）

文征明：Damn it. He is being the first to!（华夫人带众人去拜神）

春香：Look, so many people!（四香排队而出）

夏香：Yes, it's crowded.（春夏香左顾右盼，其后再跟两个男家丁身着西装戴墨镜）

华夫人：Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up.

唐：Heave yourselves.What's going on?

文征明：Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.

（用头指向华，狗仔队两人上拍照）

周文斌：The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-xiang.

唐：Who is she? Who is Qiu-xiang?

文斌,征明：Look! That way.

三人：Qiu-xiang.（秋香回首一笑）

唐：Damn, she is not pretty at all.

周文斌：You know, pretty woman is like flowers.You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.Look once more.

三人：Pretty woman!（其他三香回首皆成丑女衬托）

唐：Woo, she is really pretty!Let's go in the temple together.

To look for fun!（陶醉样）