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幼儿园话剧Snow white中英对白

幼儿园话剧Snow white中英对白

Snow white幼儿园话剧角色:1)白雪公主:Snow White 2)皇后:Queen 3)魔镜:Mirror 4)猎人: Hunter 5)博士:Doctor 6)开心:Happy 7)喷嚏精: Sneezy 8)害羞: Bashful 9)爱瞌睡: Sleepy 10)爱生气: Grumpy 11)糊涂蛋: Dopey 12)王子: Prince旁白:A long time ago,there was a queen.She had a pretty daughter named Snow White.Soon after the child was born,the queen died.The king married another queen.The stepmother did n’t like Snow White very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.场景1.白雪公主出场(扫地+独白,放可伶一点的音乐。

场景设置:白雪拿着扫把扫地)Snow White:My name is Snow white,I’m a beautiful princess,I miss my mother so much,and where is my mother?Where is my mother? 场景2.皇后、魔镜出场(放闪电打雷的音乐)Queen:I’m the new queen.I’m very beautiful.Y ou see.If anyone is more beautiful than me.I’ll kill her.I have a magic mirror.It will tell me.Now,mirror,mirror,come here!Mirror:Yes,I’m coming.What do you want to know?Queen:Mirror,on the world.Who is the most beautiful of all?Who is she?Mirror:Yes,my Queen!She is Snow white.Queen:Snow white?No!Hunter,come here,come here!场景3.猎人出场(响音乐)Hunter:Yes,I’m here now!Queen:Kill Snow white.Hunter:Yes,Queen!场景4.白雪公主正高兴地摘花(放音乐。

现代搞笑话剧剧本-白雪公主

现代搞笑话剧剧本-白雪公主

现代搞笑话剧剧本-白雪公主白雪公主(Snow White)是广泛流行于欧洲的一个童话故事中的人物,其中最著名的故事版本见于德国1812年的《格林童话》。

讲述了白雪公主受到继母(格林兄弟最初手稿中为生母)的虐待,逃到森林里,遇到七个小矮人的故事。

人物:皇后,魔镜,白雪公主,三个小矮人,王子。

旁白一名第一场旁白:很久很久以前,有一位艳丽的皇后,但在艳丽的背后却藏着一颗嫉妒的心,只要听说有人比她漂亮,她都无法忍受。

她有一面魔镜,经常走到镜子面前自我欣赏。

(皇后、魔镜上)皇后:魔镜魔镜告诉我世上谁是大帅哥?魔镜:对不起,系统出现故障,请重新输入语音提示。

皇后:算了,告诉哀家,谁是这个世界上最美丽的女人。

魔镜:好,重启。

大家都来看啊,这个人真的好美啊!她有着如瀑布般乌黑的长发,雪白的肌肤,窈窕的身材。

每个男人见了她都会动心,每个女人见了她都会自叹不如。

她就是白雪公主。

皇后:你这个破镜子哪里来这么多废话。

魔镜:孩子,请不要烦躁,每一个女孩都是降落到凡间的天使,有的人是脚朝地,有的人是头朝地,而你很不巧,恰好你的脸掉到了一块花岗岩上。

这是宿命谁都无法改变的。

皇后:要不是看你是全球限量我早就把你给砸了!魔镜:嗯?你说过很多次了。

皇后:我就不信我堂堂一个皇后竟然还不如一个公主?!魔镜:我觉得,外在美是次要的,心灵美才是重要的。

但如果你真的像变得美丽的话,只有去美容院了。

皇后:莫非就是那失传已久的...魔镜:(接过皇后的话)没错,就是那失传已久的——还我漂漂(演员甲、乙上,表演还我漂漂拳)如果你这样打上七七四十九天,你就可以变得像他一样漂亮。

(指向演员乙,甲乙下)皇后:我等不了了,我要白雪公主见不到明天的太阳,去,杀了她。

魔镜:虽然你的想法很有创意,但我是魔镜不是魔头。

皇后:你就魔头了。

我告诉食堂,明天中午给你加个盒饭。

魔镜:哎...红烧肉的。

皇后:再加两块鸡屁股。

去。

第二场(场景:舞台中间放上一块砖头,演员甲扮演一位老妇人慢慢地走过来。

初中英语话剧剧本白雪公主

初中英语话剧剧本白雪公主

《白雪公主》英语话剧剧本《白雪公主》英语话剧剧本SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人音乐起,旁白A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Years passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?音乐起,皇后、魔镜出场Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ?Mirror,Mirror,come here. Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ?M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you !Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .I don’t want to see her agine.猎人出场H: Yes, my queen音乐起,猎人追赶白雪,公主惊慌出逃S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !白雪顺利脱逃后S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.音乐起,7个小矮人出场,D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----2\Somebody drank my water----3\Someone is sleeping now----4\What a beautiful girl!----小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话5\How do you do?S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!D:(齐说)Nice to meet you ,too----6\ welcome to our house!----7\Would you like to live here?S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.皇后、魔镜出场Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful?M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!音乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,Q: Oh my god.S.w.:What’s wrong with you? Are you OK?Q: Oh, no. Oh thank you. You are so kind. So I want to give you an apple. If you bite the apple. Your dream will come true.S.w.: Really?Q: Yes.S.w.:I hope we are happy. (闭上眼,许愿).Ok, oh I feel bad. Oh no.白雪公主咬一口后倒地Q: The girl is dead! The girl is dead.Hahaha… I am the most beautiful woman in the world.小矮人出场、围着公主哭Snow white wake up, wake up…音乐起,小矮人引着王子出场P: Oh no, what’s the matter.Tell me. Oh my beautiful girl! You shall be my queen! My love ,please open your eyes. The rose is for you. Only for you. (王子亲吻玫瑰花,再用花亲吻公主,公主醒了)王子唤醒公主,公主醒了P:Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !S.w: Thank you for your help !P: My pleasure !音乐起,小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞。

白雪公主话剧逗比向

白雪公主话剧逗比向

• In another place , Snow White is very tired ,she fainted. • 在另一个地方,白雪公主非常的累,她晕了。 • Snow White:Oh my god!I am tired !How I want to have a rest!
• 噢!我的上帝啊!我好累!我好想休息! • Seven :Oh!Oh!What a beautiful woman. • 七:哪来的一个漂亮的女人。
• Snow White: My name is Snow White. I’m a beautiful princess. I miss my mother so much. Where is my mother? Where is my mother? • 白雪公主:我的名字是白雪公主,我是个 美丽的公主.我很想念我妈妈。我的妈妈在 哪里?我的妈妈在哪里?
• Queen:Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most be autiful woman in the world? • 王后:墙上的魔镜啊。谁是这世界上最漂亮的女人? • Magic mirror: Snow White!She is more beautiful than you. Snow White is in a hut in the forest. • 魔镜:白雪公主!她比你更漂亮。白雪公主在森林 的小木屋里。 • Queen:No! I will kill her by myself. • 王后:不!我要亲自杀了她。
• One day, In the king’s palace • 一天 ,在城堡里
• Queen:I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful, you see . I believe I’m the most beautiful woman in the world. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. • 王后:我是新王后. 我非常漂亮,你看。我 相信我是世界上最美丽的女人。如果有人 比我漂亮,我就杀了她 .

儿童英语剧本小学生剧小学英语话剧-snow-white

儿童英语剧本小学生剧小学英语话剧-snow-white

儿童英语剧本小学生剧小学英语话剧-snow-white小学英语童话剧_白雪公主(Snow White)共两篇SW——白雪公主 Q——皇后 M——魔镜 H——猎人P——白马王子 D——小矮人 A——小动物音乐起,旁白。

A long time ago, in a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and a queen. People loved them so much. The queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White. She was a beautiful princess. Years passed, the king got married again. But the people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel.One day, In the king’s palace.白雪出场。

SW: My name is Snow White. I am a beautiful princess. I miss my mother so much. Where is my mother? Where is my mother?音乐起,皇后、魔镜出场。

Q: I am a queen, I’m very bea utiful. Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful woman?M: Snow White is much more beautiful than you!Q: Hunter, go kill Snow White.猎人出场。

H: Yes, my queen.音乐起,小动物出场,追赶猎人,公主惊慌出逃。

白雪公主英语话剧

白雪公主英语话剧

When
the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
Although Snow White had been dead a long, long பைடு நூலகம்ime. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose.

When
it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in the mountain.

From then on, Snow White kept the house.


One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
As
soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life!!!
演员表
白雪: 皇后: 猎人: 开心果: 瞌睡虫: 老顽固: 王子: 魔镜: 老学究: 喷嚏精: 害羞鬼: 旁白:
At this time, a young bear was running. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.

白雪公主英语话剧(1)

白雪公主英语话剧(1)

• 白雪:Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened? • 王子:You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you? • 白雪:Yes, I will, my dear! • 七矮人:Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
»白雪:Hi, godayod , my good grandmother. • 皇后:Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
• 皇后:Hahaha….Now I’m the most beautiful in the wade a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
»皇后:Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
皇后:Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful? 魔镜: You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she. 皇后:What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.

白雪公主的英文话剧表演剧本

白雪公主的英文话剧表演剧本

白雪公主的英文话剧表演剧本幕启)XXX后抱着洋娃娃,哄着小孩,戴着围巾,周围的仆人围着她,摸着娃娃的脸。

旁白介绍说,一个名叫XXX的孩子在一个寒冷的冬天出生了,她非常美丽。

大家都喜欢她,仆人们也不例外。

此时播放音乐《Lazy Mary》,人们和XXX后下场。

动物和公主跳上场,XXX后上场睡在床上,音乐逐渐变弱。

旁白介绍说,动物们也喜欢她。

一个仆人上场,焦急地喊着:“白雪公主!白雪公主!你的母亲病了。

”白雪公主边跑边下,小动物跟在她身后,她跑到床前时,小动物也上了台。

白雪公主围在床前,小动物站在她旁边,她哭着喊:“妈妈!妈妈!你怎么了?”XXX后摸着公主的脸说:“亲爱的,我永远爱你。

”她的手垂下,脸歪了,死去了。

此时播放悲伤的音乐,人们抬走了XXX后,公主坐在地上哭泣。

新王后上场,音乐欢快的《斗牛》,她围着公主走了一圈,瞟了一眼。

旁白介绍说,一个新的女王出现了,她很漂亮,但很坏。

公主无奈,小动物很气愤。

魔镜上场,播放邪恶的音乐《37》,旁白介绍说这是一个魔法镜子。

新王后问道:“镜子镜子,谁最美丽?”魔镜回答:“不是你,是白雪公主。

”新王后说:“不可能!不可能!”她转头对猎人说:“杀了白雪公主!”猎人上场,半跪低头,问道:“白雪公主?”抬头后,他说:“但是……”新王后说:“杀了她!”猎人无奈地低头下场,马蹄声响起,公主拎着裙子跑过来,XXX在她前面。

白雪公主双膝跪下,乞求道:“救救我,求求你!”猎人思考了一会儿后说:“好吧,去吧,白雪公主。

”他把举起的枪放下,让马让路。

白雪公主边跑边说:“谢谢!谢谢!”猎人下马,公主继续跑。

公主四下张望,来到门前,敲门,但无人答应。

她推开门进去数了一下,发现这里有七张椅子和七个杯子。

她打了个哈欠,坐在一张凳子上,喝了两杯水,边打哈欠边睡着了。

欢快的音乐响起,七个小矮人出现了。

他们推开门,跑到桌前。

小矮人1问:“谁坐在这里?”小矮人2拿起杯子问:“谁喝了这个?”其他小矮人纷纷互相看着,不知道发生了什么。

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白雪公主英文搞笑话剧第一场旁白:Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The kind married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous and cruel. She treated Snow White badly.在很久很久以前,有一个皇后,她有一个名叫白雪公主的可爱女儿。

在这个孩子出生不久,皇后就去世了。

国王娶了另外一个皇后,这个后妈很妒忌别人和残忍。

她对待白雪公主的态度非常坏。

公主:(出场,) 唱:【I'm a cute cute girl with a bad bad mom. It's a big big thing if you love me.选自big big world】My horror mother always obliges me, such a beautiful,handsome,humor,smart,lovely,kind princess to do a lot of homework…oh I cannot bear it. So I just make a brilliant decision: running away(离开) 我恐怖的后妈总是逼我这样一个美丽,帅气,幽默,聪明,可爱,善良的公主去做很多的作业……噢,我不能忍受了。

所以,我就做了一个很明智的选择:离开这里。

皇后(上场):I’m the legendary cruel queen , oh,no ,it’sthe legendary beautiful、greedy、bloody queen. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!我就是传授中残忍的皇后,噢,不,是传说中美丽,贪婪、嗜血的皇后。

如果有人比我更美丽,我就会杀了她。

我有一个魔镜,如果我想知道一些东邪,它一定会告诉我。

现在,魔镜,魔镜,来这里!魔镜:(跑上来,双手叉腰)Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know?是的,我来了,你想知道些什么?皇后:Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Tell me the truth, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?咒语,告诉我真相,谁是世界上最美丽的女人?魔镜: You are really the fairest of all, I think. 皇后,我想你的确是非常漂亮的女人。

皇后:General(举双手)哈哈哈!哈哈哈!I am the most beautiful woman in the world!一般啦,哈哈哈哈哈哈,我是世界上最美丽的女人!魔镜: But,nevertheless,however,whereas,(边说边退,举手挡住脸)there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. She is much more beautiful than you. 可是,可是,,可是,有一个年轻的女士,她就是白雪公主,红得如玫瑰,黑得如乌木。

她比你美丽更多倍!皇后:(抓狂样):She is much more beautiful than me? Who is she? Tell me quickly!她比我更美丽得多?她是谁?快点告诉我魔镜:I say again.She is Snow White.我再说一次,她是白雪公主。

皇后:Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world.……(沉思)(响指)hunter!come here, come here! 白雪公主?不,我是世界上最美丽的人……猎人,来这里,来这里!猎人: Here!(敬礼少息立正)我在这里!皇后:I heard Snow White had disappearance from my palace .I order you to find her out and kill her.我听说白雪公主从我的地盘消失了,我命令你去把她找出来,然后杀掉她。

猎人:But she is the princess. Even given money, I would not do such immoral things.但是她是公主,即使给钱,我也不会做这样不道德的事情。

皇后:(抽出钞票,挥着下台)猎人:(两眼发直,追随钞票)Oh money!!噢,钱啊!!公主和猎人上场。

第二场猎人:You must be Snow White.你一定是白雪公主!公主和猎人追逐半场。

Although I don’t have the heart to kill you,but, your mother want me to.(拿刀欲刺状)虽然我没有要杀你的心,但是你妈妈想我这样做。

公主:(双手合于胸前)My dear hunter, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!我亲爱的猎人,我对你的敬意有如滔滔江水连绵不绝。

我上有老,下有小。

请别杀我,给我一条活路吧!猎人:No way. Give me your life. (举刀刺向公主,忽然,捂住自己的肚子,自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?不行,把你的生命给我。

或许我今天早上吃太多了,或许米饭有点问题。

哪里有厕所?公主:T-o-i-l-e-t-?猎人:WC.厕所。

公主:W-C-?猎人:(急)WC!!Are you happy to hear such rude words?厕所啊!你很开心听到这样粗如的单词吗?公主:I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.我知道,我知道,转左,转左,再转左第三场旁白:Princess continued to begin her life of escaping. A week later. In the night which you can’t see your five fingers if you stretch out your hand, there was a small girls running panic in the dark forest 公主又继续开始逃亡的生活。

在一个伸手不见五指的夜里,漆黑的森林里有一个小女孩惊慌的跑着。

公主:(上场,跑圈)Help!救命!旁白:Snow White Looked haggard and weared rags running unceasingly Suddenly,she found a little house.她衣衫褴褛,面色憔悴,不时地回头张望,脚下却不敢停留。

忽然间,她发现前面有一座小房子.(公主伸手求救状,推门)公主:Eat! Bread should! Apple also!wa kao!Leaves also can’t be left out. 吃的!面包也要!苹果也要!我kao,菜叶子也不放过!!旁白:The Snow White was sitting on the chair eating crazily.Half an hour later.公主坐在椅子上开吃,半小时过去。

公主:(打嗝)旁白:After eating and drinking,she felt very weary and wanted to have a rest.So she quikly fell asleep.吃过喝过之后,她觉得非常疲倦,想休息休息,就很快就睡着了……旁白: When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in the mountain. 不久,房子的主人们回来了,他们是七个在山里小矮人.(小矮人上):Turn left(众人随便转)Number off(众人胡报)向左~转!报数!: oh my god……:I’m the Happy. I’m the happiest person in the world.我是快乐的。

我是世界上最幸福的人。

:I’m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.我是打喷嚏。

如果我打喷嚏,地球会动摇。

:Look, the lamp in our house is on! 看,我们房子里有灯亮着!:Who is in it?谁在里面?:Perhaps it’s the ghost!或许是鬼!:Let’s go into our cottage silently.让我们一起静静地进去。

:(踢门,看到公主喊)Dinosaur! (拉手,蹭入)恐龙!:Dinosaur!beat!恐龙!打!公主:Don’t beat me in my face! Don’t beat me in my face!别打我脸,别打我脸~~:(拿灯照公主状)旁白: When dwarfs was holding the candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They all cried out with astonishment. 当小矮人手持蜡烛,并让团小小的雪白的光下降。

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