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【关键字】精品Lesson 1 A Cat’s Foreign['fɒrin] Language[The mother rat[ræt] and her babies are playing in the garden. A fat cat isThe mother rat and her babies try to run away. But the baby rats can’t runvery The cat is gettingdənli], the mother rat stops[stɒp] running andShe shouts[ʃaʊts] at the cat like an angry dog, ” TheThe mother rat turns to her babies, and says[sez], “You see how] it is to learn a foreign language.”Lesson 2 It Is Part [pɑ:t ] of the GameMom is washing plates in the kitchen. Kate and her brother Dave aresays, “’re going to wake up your grandma. Please play quietly[doesn’”“Of course, he doesn’t. Mom, it’s part of the game we are playing. He is’m you.”Lesson 3are good friends. They always play together [tə'geðə].’s hand, and he asks, “Who”“My grandpa,”Ben says, “and this is the best present I’vehad[hæd].”“Why?” Ted asks.“gives me five dollars ['dɒlə] for not playing with it.” Ben answers.Lesson 4 I Have His Ear [ɪə] in My Pocket ['pɒkɪt]Tim[tim]is a boy. He often with his classmates at school. nose[nəʊz]. His mother asks, “”“” Tim answers.His mother is very angry to hear this.“[ə'geɪn]?” asks his mother.Says Tim, “I have his ear in my pocket.”Lesson 5 My Dog Doesn’“Does your dog bite?”The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog doesn’t bite.”“What a nice dog,”down and tries”“”“That is not my dog.”Lesson 6Bob is an old man. He often walks his dog in the streetand comes back home at seven o’clock.get out of the car. The policeman says to Bob’“This old manHe asked me to take him home in the car.”’s wife asks, “ Bob, you go to that”“I was not lost. ’t want to go home on foot,” Bob answers.Lesson 7watching TV. Her mother asks. “Rose, what’s on TV?”“ is drinking a glass [glɑ:s] of coke [kəʊk] through [θru:] his nose.”“Stop watching that stupid ['stju:pɪd] thing. Please go to the shop andBe careful ['keəfʊl] not to chooseback home with a yellowand looks”Rose says, “I broke them all. Every one is good.”“” her mother asks.Lesson 8 A Man with a GunIt’s a sunny day. A woman gets off the bus and goes into a butchershop. At that time, some policemen’s pocket. Thethank you very much. Your screamme,” the butcher says, “but how did you know he was a robber?”“I didn’t know,”the woman, “I screamed because the”Lesson 9 Just[dʒʌst] Use a PencilTom is a little boy. He is cute, but also very naughty. ['nɔ:tɪ] One evening, he eats a ballponit ['bɔ:lpɔɪnt] pen.“Excuse me, doctor, my son ate a ballpoint pen. Please come to my house at once[wʌns].”“I’m sorry, but it is too late. I’m already[ɔ:l'redi]in bed.”The doctor refuses[rɪ'fju:z] to help.“” the mother says anxiously ['æŋkʃəslɪ].“Don’t worry['wʌri], mom. You can just use a pencil,”Tom says in pain[peɪn].Lesson 10 A Smart [Answer ['ɑ:nsə(r)]Mark’s [mɑ:k] father has a farm. It’One day Mark goes to the farm with his father by car.On the farm, Mark sees many hens. He looks at the hens and a question comes to his mind[maɪnd]. He asks his father, “Why are the hens legs so short, dad?”Mark’s father smiles[smaɪl]and says, “If the hens’lesg are long, they will drop[drɒp] their eggs into['ɪntu] pieces[pi:s].”“Dad, you are so smart. You know everything['evrɪθɪŋ].” Mark says.Lesson 11 I’m the DriverWe fight [fait] our way onto[ the bus. The bus is really crowded['kra ʊdɪd]. Just then, we see a man trying to get on, but no one gives way to him.“Hey, let me get on the bus!”the man shouts.“It’s too crowded. You’d better take the next bus,” a passenger ['pæsɪndʒə(r)] says to him.“But you can’t go without [wɪ'ðaʊt] me. I’m the driver!” the man answers.Lesson 12 A Bedtime Story about BirdsIt’s time for bed. Mary takes off her skirt and puts on her pajamas [pə'dʒɑ:məz]. But she isn’t sleepy['sli:pɪ] at all. So the little girl asks her mother to tell her a very,very long story, or she is not going to bed. So her mother begins [bɪ'ɡɪn] to tell her a story like this, “There is a very big old house, and there is some rice in it. One day, a big bird goes into the house and comes out with a grain [of rice. Then another[ə'nʌðə(r)] bird goes into the house and comes out with a grain of rice. Then a third bird goes into the house and comes out with a grain of rice. Then a fourth bird… Then a fifth[“Stop, stop! I want to sleep,” Mary shouts[ʃaʊts].Lesson 13 A Bad[bæd] School Report[rɪ'pɔ:t] Ford was born[ in the year of the horse. He is a third-grade student. He likes playing sports, but doesn’t like his lessons. His father is forty years old and has a short temper ['tempə(r)]. One day, Ford gets his school report, and it is not a good one.Ford knows what will happen ['hæpən] if his farher sees the report, but he has to ask his father to sign[saɪn] it. At last, he has a good idea.In the evening, Ford turns off the light. The room is very dark. Then he gives his father the school report, and says, “Can you sign it in the dark[dɑ:k], dad?” His father says proudly['praʊdli], “Of course I can.” Ford gets what he wants.Lesson 14 The Nurse Should Give Me Some Money One day, Joe is ill. His mother takes him to the hospital. The doctor asks the nurse to give him an injection [ɪn'dʒekʃn]. Joe cries[kraɪ] for a long time.“Dear son, don’t cry. You’ll feel better after [When Joe turns around he sees his mother take out some money from her purse [pɜ:s] and give it to the nurse.Joe says angrily['æŋɡrɪlɪ] , “No, she hurt[hɜ:t]me. She made me cry. She should[ʃʊd] give me some money.”Lesson 15 A Different Roast [rəʊst] Every Day] coat and leaves home for his winter holiday. He takes a boat to a small island['aɪlənd]and wants to stay there for two weeks. But four days later['leɪtə(r)], he is back home. His mother asks why.“On the first day, a goat died, and we had roast mutton ['mʌtn] for dinner,” Jack says, “On the second day, a cow died, and we had roast beef for dinner. On the third day, a pig died, and we had roast pork for dinner.”“Very good. A different ['dɪfrənt] roast every day. ” his mother says.“On the fourth day, a farmer died, and we didn’t dare [deə(r)]to stay [steɪ]for dinner,” Jack says.Lesson 16 A Noisy ['nɔɪzɪ] Girl and Five Hundred Ducks Some girls are making a lot of noise [nɔɪz] in class. Their teacher says in a loud[voice[vɔɪs], “Stop making so much noise. A girl is really like five hundred['hʌndrəd] ducks. You are driving me mad[mæd]!”A girl student stands up and goes to the restroom['restru:m].When she comes back to the classroom, she says to the teacher, “One thousand['θaʊznd]ducks outside are waiting for you, sir.”The teacher is very surprised[sə'praɪzd] and goes out to see what it is. 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