英语简单笑话故事大全

英语简单笑话故事大全

A Woman's Answer

女人的回答

A husband said to his wife,

一位丈夫对妻子说：

"Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"

“为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?”

"Well," his wife answered at once.

“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，

"The reason is very simple.

“原因很简单。

God made us beautiful so men would love us;

上帝使我们如此美丽，男人才会爱我们。

God made us foolish so we would marry them."

上帝使我们如此愚蠢，我们才会嫁给他们。”

Wife's Begging

妻子的祈求

Two men were talking at the break-room.

两位男士正在休息室淡论着。

One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife.

一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。

"In the end" he said, "I had her begging on her knees."

他说：“最后，我迫使她跪下来求我。”

"What did she say?" asked the coworker.

“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。

"She told me to come out from under the bed."

“她求我快点从床下爬出来。”

Reasons

理由

One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。

Wake up, son.

起来，儿子。

It's time to go to school.

去学校的时间到了。

But why? I don't want to go to school.

但是为什么?我不想去学校。

Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

给我两个理由，你为什么不想去学校。

One, all the children hate me.

第一，所有的孩子都恨我。

Two, all the teachers hate me.

第二，所有的老师都恨我。

Oh! That's not a reason.

哦!这不是理由。

Come on, you have to go to school.

来吧，你必须去学校。

Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?

那给我两个为什么我要去学校的理由?

One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.

第一，你都52岁了，应该明白自己的责任。

Two you are the principal of the school.

第二，你是学校的校长。

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