美剧Miranda四人扮演

代表字幕：宋晨:S 张婧婷：T 周龙：Z 李浩然：L
第一幕 S:Miranda Z:Danny T:Tilly L:Clive
Tilly：I could woof a gateaux but just a peppermint tea for me.
Miranda: Oh, yeah, I mean I could you know, inhale a mealy vanilly but, um… just a crumble,
please.
Clive：Are you still feeling bad about Gary?
Miranda: Can people stop asking me that? I’m fine.
Clive：Good cos there’s a new chef arriving any minute. I was going to tell you.
Miranda: Really? Well, do you know, that’ good. Because now I know Gary’s not coming back.
Yeah, I know that’s good. Gone are the days where I pathetically make an idiot of myself
over some hunky chef.
(Danny从门外走进来)
Clive：That must be him.
(音乐响起，Danny帅气地摘下头盔)
Miranda：Clive, can you switch that music off please?
Clive: Sorry.
Danny：Oh, Clive is it?
Clive: Yes, nice to meet at last.
(Danny转身)
Danny：Girls.
Tilly+Miranda：Hello.
(Miranda弯下膝盖半蹲)
Miranda：Why am I curtseying? I’ve just got to keep going now. (伸出手) How do you do？(站起
来，此处有音效..Miranda捂嘴惊呼) Sorry. Sorry…um…That…That was my dog.
Danny：What was？
Miranda：That noise.
Danny：I thought that was a chair scraping.
Miranda: Oh, It was.
Danny：Then what was your dog?
Miranda: I don’t have a dog.
Danny：You said the noise was your dog.
Miranda: It might have been your dog.
Danny：I don’t have a dog.
Miranda: Well, can you stop saying you do.
Clive: Right, so everyone, this is Danny.
Danny：（唱了起来：I got chills, they’re multiplying. And I’m losing self-control ）I always get
Danny from Grease with the bike leathers, and the accent.
Tilly+Miranda：（唱了起来：You better shape up. Cos I need a man. And my heart is set on you.）
Miranda: (唱了起来：you’re the one I want. You are the one I want. ) We’ve stopped. (唱了起来：
The one I need oh yes indeed.) Sorry. It’s a weirdly hard tune to stop isn’t? (唱了起来：
You are the one I want) I’m off again.(Oo-oo-ooh, honey.) (大喊) Look！There’s a thing!

第二幕 S:Miranda T:Stevie
Miranda: Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. I’m with much news, which I shall now birth.
Stevie: Ready to receive, caller.
Miranda: A new chef has arrived at the restaurant who you could happily compare to some kind
of god, and he would be very much in the running for the new me take as her lover. But
the new me is currently worse than the old me.
Stevie: This is not possible.
Miranda: I farted in front of him, blamed it on an imaginary dog and sung in his face.
Stevie: (惊讶)
Miranda: I give up.

第三幕 T:Miranda L:Danny S:Stevie
(周龙 旁白: Miranda下午出门认识新朋友受到了感情方面的启发)
Danny: Hi. Clive said you worked here. Nice shop.
Miranda: Thanks. Do you love my trinkets? Not a euphemism.
(Miranda走回柜台跟Stevie站在一起)
Danny: I’m looking for someone to show me around. Clive also said you’re the only single lady in
town.
Miranda: Yeah, that’s me.
Danny: Because you’re renouncing man.
Miranda: Ah, yes.
Danny: OK. That’s a shame. (走了)
(出门之后又回来了)
Danny：Now, I don’t like getting a no. are you renouncing all man? What if I asked you out
tonight?
Miranda: Well, I would say that you are officially renounced, but there is a clause in my
renouncement. That says this, if somebody is new to an area, and ask a woman out for
a drink on the first night, the aforementioned woman mentioned heretofore is obliged,
nay commanded, nay must accept.
Danny: That’s a good clause. I like a headstrong, independent woman.
Miranda: Well, hello.

第四幕 Z:Clive T:Miranda L:Danny S:Tilly 让老师演吧..Gary
(旁白：Miranda和Danny享用了愉快地晚餐)
（此处有背景音乐，Miranda从外面走进餐厅）
Clive: To mock or belittle, nine letters.
Miranda: Disparage.
(Clive找笔没找到，Miranda递给他一支笔)
Clive: Who are you？
Danny：Hey, last night was great.
Miranda: Oh, I did it! Not so much a dweeb now!
Danny: Although there was one thing that was missing.
(hug)
(此时Gary走进来)
Tilly：（惊呼）Gary!!
Gary: Hi.
(Miranda从凳子上掉下来摔到了地上..)
Miranda: Hello..