成长的烦恼6季剧本(中英对照)a001
成长的烦恼_剧本_第一集
Growing Pains 201Jason and the Cruisers V2.0Carol: We need the TV, Mike.Mike: Can’t you see I'm in the middle of a show here.Carol: Yeah, well, I got a better show. Mom took all the old movies and put them on tapes so that we can see them.Mike: Why?Jason: Well, this ought to be fun.Maggie: Hurry up, Ben.Jason: Front row.Mike: Dad, you are embarrassing me.Jason: What? You're not excited about seeing yourself in diapers with drool running down your chin?Carol: He can just look in the mirror to see that.Maggie: Oh, Mike was such a cute little baby.Mike: Alright. Look, I have to go to study, OK?Jason: What’s the matter, there's a full moon?Mike: Yeah, I am really very sorry I'm going to miss out on all this family fun. Gee I do really love it too. You know when we pal around like this. But hey, I have to stu....Jason: your mother has gone to a lot of trouble putting these films on tapeMaggie: It's OK. If he doesn’t want to see them.Jason: He does.Mike: Dad, you are suggesting that I shouldn’t study?Jason: Yes, I am. Mike, I think you are spending far too much time studying and too littletime staring blankly at the TV.Carol: Ben, we are not waiting for you, your tape is first.Ben: Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!Maggie: Ben, you just ate a full dinner.Ben: This is not for me, this is for my family who I love.Carol: Here we go!Ben: Hey. You said the first tape was me, this is Mike.Ben: Gee, Mike, you sure look like a lady.Mike: Guy alright, I’m staying. All right, and the least you could do is put off my humiliation until he's asleep.Jason: Well, this sure cuts into my fun., and how about you, Maggie?Maggie: Yes, humiliating Mike was one reason I had these movies transferred. But if he'll stopmake snide comments and join in the fun by playing a little background music, just so 5 years of piano lessons don’t go down the drain.Mike: All right, look, I know this family fun is going to kill me.Carol: This is my tape.Mike: She’s a maniac, maniac I know. As she's dancing like she’s never danc ed before. Carol: I'm not playing this while he’s here.Jason: can you guys be a little bit mature and just let a tape play?Carol: what is this? Who is this?Maggie: I bet you even forgot you had these.Mike: hey, dad you never told us you had a brother who was a geek.Ben: That’s dad, he’s the geek.Mike: Oh, come on , after all mom went to a lot of trouble putting all these movies on tape. Maggie: Ok, if he doesn’t want to see them, that’s OK.Jason: Oh, Maggie, I want to see my tape, yes.Ben: Hi, I kno w, let’s watch my tape.Jason: Oh, no, no. I will be proud to show my tape.Mike: YeahJason: Thank you, Mike.Carol: This is the far out group you led in college?Jason: That’s us---the Wild Hots.Maggie: Come on guys, that was the perfect name. They were wild and they were hot. Mike: and they were all babies.Carol: You were on TV?Jason: Yes, the rock and roll talents which we were the state finalist from Road Island. Maggie: I still remember my dad’s reaction when you came to pick me up in that costume. He said you look like a vietcong.Jason: Yeah, I was younger than him like we were.Maggie: He was the same age you are now.Jason: No.Maggie: Yes.Jason: Really?Maggie: Really.Jason: No. He was pushing forty odd...Carol: Ah, they're doing the twist.Jason: Well, I think we're low on popcorn and I’ll get a little more.Maggie: Oh, honey, I’m sorry.Mike: Alright, I'm out of hereBen: Hey, I know. Let’s watch my tape.Carol: Ben, the party is over.Ben: Ah….Maggie: You are very quiet tonight. In fact, you are so quiet it's like you are not even here. Jason, honey I was talking to you.Jason: Sorry.Maggie: I think seeing yourself that young has made you feel a little old.Jason: Old? Ha!Maggie: In fact I would guess you were in that bathroom staring in the mirror probably looking for gray hairs.Jason: well, you couldn’t be more wrong. I'm hardly the kind of guy who goes looking for gray hairs.Maggie: I’m sorry, you are right. That’s ridiculous. Of course you weren't looking for gray hairs.Jason: I’m a young man.Maggie: Ok, I’m sorry. It's just that you’ve never been so sensitive about your age before. Jason: I’m not now, either. Even know as you pointed out, I am the same age as your parents were when we met , which is not even true because your dad was six months older.Ben: Bye, mom.Maggie: Ben, where are you going?Ben: Stinkey’s, I told dad.Maggie: Ben!Ben: Mom.Maggie: I’m glad you told your father that you were going to Stinkey’s. but your father doesn’t know that I wanted you to clean your r oom this morning.Ben: But mom I promised Stinkey he could see the tape of dad looking funny.Maggie: No, absolutely not.Ben: Then I don’t get to see the pictures of Stinkey’s mom before she got fat.Maggie: Ben, go to your room and don't come out until it's clean.Mike: See you later mom. I'm going to go over to the school yard and shoot some hoops. Ok? Maggie: OK. Hoops? Mike, wait.Mike: No, my room’s already cleaned mom.Maggie: No.Mike: No my clean clothes are in the drawer and my dirty clothes are in hand.Maggie: No, Mike, that’s not what I want to talk about.Mike: You mean I did all that for nothing?Maggie: Mike, I want to ask you a favor.Mike: What?Maggie: you see after watching all those old movies last night, well your father started feeling old.Mike: Well he is.Maggie: No, I mean old as in out of it, over the hill.Mike: Yeah.Maggie: Michel please, I want you to help me make your father feel a little younger. Is that so hard for you to understand?Mike: hey, mom. How can he feel old when he's married to a young fox like you?Maggie: Oh, Michel, would you please play a little basketball with your dad? And..Mike: Throw the game?Maggie: Well.Mike: Take a dive.Maggie: Yeah.Mike: and no one will know about it.Maggie: Right.Mike: OK. No problem. I'm an old hand at fooling dad. Oh, dad!Maggie: Such a nice boy. Such a foxy young mother.Mike: Hay, nice drive dad.Jason: what can I say. I’m good.Mike: Here we go!Mike: Here you are, you are so quick today here.Jason: Yes. You wouldn’t by a ny chance be letting me win, would you?Mike: Letting you win? Are you kidding, Why would I want to do that?Jason: For one thing your mom doesn’t like to admit when she’s wrong.Mike: Mom? And why would she think that you feel old. I mean…Jason: I’m warn ing you Mike. Don't start patronizing your old man, I mean father. Because I can still keep up with you.Mike: Yeah right dad.Jason: Oh, really. Come on, take your best shot, let’s see who sucker and winner at the end of this one. OK?Mike: All right?Jason: Sure. None of that hot dog stuff. Real game, real game. Unless you are afraid to be humiliated? I'll understand. are you going to try out for the girls team this year?Mike: NoJason: OK, lucky shot.Mike: Come on dad, it’s twenty-eight. Am I bankedJason: OK, all right, I let you off the hook this time.Ben: Come on, dad. Only twenty-five more points and you're right back in it.Mike: Come on, Ben. Can’t you see the man is tired.Jason: Oh, what's the matter? Afraid I'm going to catch up? I was just getting my second wind.Ben: all right, dad. Come on, you can do it, shut him down.Jason: Ah..(falling down.)Mike: Come on dad. Hey dad, are you all right?Jason: I slipped on something.Ben: What is it?Jason: I turned my ankle.Mike: Look, I knew you couldn't play too long. You know parents never listen.Jason: No, I’m fine. All right. Just give me a minute, I can walk it off.Mike: Hey look dad, I am really bushed. I couldn’t play another second. I…Jason: OK.Mike: OK.I am going to go over to the school yard and get a game, right? See you later. Ben: Dad, I think you are a rock player.Jason: Yeah, I know how to playBen: Especially for a guy of your age.Jason: Ah!Ben: Don’t worry, dad. I’ll take care of you.Mike: Ben, what are you doing here?Ben: I live here.Mike: You're supposed to have dad out of the house by now?Ben: What do you want from me? The man has to go to the bathroom.Maggie: Ben, where’s your dad?Ben: In the bathroom I hope.Maggie: So what do you think, Ben?Ben: I think this is going to make him even more depressedMaggie: Oh, no. Ben. Once he starts to play rock and roll, he's going to start to feel like this again.Ben: That’s good?Maggie: You bet!Mike: Where do you want to stash this thing until the party?Maggie: OK, in the kitchen. I'll have your father go out the front doorCarol: I’ll get it.A Man: I’m David Sax from party animal party rentals.Carol: You are early.Man: That’s our policy.Carol: No.Man: Yes, it is.Carol: No. It's supposed to be a surprise for my dad and my dad is still hereMan: Bummer.Jason: Let’s go, Ben.Man: No, maybe I can….Jason: Come on, Ben. This is your idea to go to the zoo, let’s go!Ben: This is going to be great. I want to spend the whole day at the snake house.Jason: Anybody else want to come?Maggie: No, I’ve got things to do.Jason: Carol?Carol: Oh, no. Darn it! You know how I love to see Gods creatures in cages, but I have to studyBen: Let’s roll!Carol: No, you have to go to the kitchen.Maggie and Ben: No!Maggie: Carol, the kitchen floor is wet.Carol: Well so is the porch.Maggie: Carol.Carol: Mom.Jason: Well, apparently there’s no way out, Ben, I guess we’ll have to stay here.Maggie, Carol and Ben: No!Jason: What’s going on here?Maggie: Oh, I know. The kitchen floor is probably dry by now. If you go out that way, Jason. Jason: Thanks Maggie!Maggie: So, the kitchen, it is then.Mike: Are you four all right?Jason: Mike, what’s this?Mike: What’s what, dad?Jason: What’s the mess you are making?Mike: This mess as you call it, j ust happens to be my project for art class. I call it “hold the onions or I'll kill you"Ben: Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!Mike: Seavor, you're good! And the kid can paint.Mike: Hello, testing one two three. Louder Carol. Ladies and gentlemen...Bruce Springsteen!Maggie: Mike!Mike: Mom?Maggie: Can you hold it down we still have a lot to do.Mike: OK, mom. No problem.Maggie: Oh, we have less than an hour left. Is everything ready?Man: Wola!Carol: Ladies and gentlemen! Madonna!Maggie: Carol, not you too!Mike: mom. If this doesn't cheer dad up I think you'll have to divorce him.Maggie: Of course it’ll work. He'll be seeing his old friends, his old band, it will give him a whole new outlook.(The door bell rang.)Maggie: I’ll get it. Oh, Carol, would y ou and Mike put up some more balloons?Mike: OK.Maggie: Rick!Rick: Oh, Maggie!Maggie: How are you!Rick: Wild and hot!Maggie: You look sensational. You haven’t changed a bit.Rick: Oh, maybe just a little bit. Oh, wow! The Wild Hots never played in a place this classic before.Maggie: Kids, this is Rick. Rick, this is Carol and Mike.Mike and Carol: Hi!Rick: Oh….Maggie. By the way, Maggie. The Wild Hots is going to sound a little thin tonight. We don't have a keyboard manMaggie: Warren said he'd be hereRick: Well, he’s had a little coronary.Maggie: Oh dear!Rick: Nothing serious. He’s going to be up in about a week or so.Maggie: Wait a minute. Mike can fill in on keyboards.Mike: Hay, Mom. I don’t know those stupid, fol....classics.Rick: If you know five chords then you know two more than we do.Man: Radical?Mike: Mom, I think we go through with this, there's a good chance that dad is going to drown himself.Maggie: No, I don’t think it sounded that badWo Man: Maggie, do you have any aspirin?Mike: I rest my case!Maggie: Ok, Mike. You're right, but what am I supposed to do? I can't just throw all these people out.Mike: I don’t know mom, but we can handle this. I can set the kitchen on fire.Maggie: No, I like the kitchen.Mike: Oh, I know. How abo ut dad’s office?Maggie: No, it’s OK. I'll handle thisMaggie: Rick? Rick? Hay! Excuse me, everyone. We’ve had a slight change of plans and I've just learned that Jason has been called to the hospital on an emergency, in another state. I know, I'm as disappointed as you are, but he won't be back for daysBen: Surprise! What’s with you people?Jason: What’s this? How are you? Oh it’s been years. Maggie, what's the occasion?Rick: Ladies and gentlemen,. The founder of Wild Hots Jammins Jason SeavorJason: Hay, how are you, nice to see you!Maggie: I think it’s going well, do you think it’s going well? I think it’s going well.Jason: This is great, oh, where’s Warren?Rack: Oh, he had a, he had a heart attack.Jason: What?Rack: OK, he’ll be fine.Jason: He’s t hirty-eight years old.Rick: I guess he's finally learned that he can't keep up with the youngsters.Maggie: Excuse me, Jason, can I talk with you for a minute?Jason: Better make it quick.Jason: Can you imagine that? A heart attack at thirty eight!Maggie: Oh, honey, I had no idea when I planned this.Jason: What about Rick’s crone dome?Maggie: Well, a lot of men lose their hair early.Jason: Yeah, if they had nuclear waste in their shorts!Maggie: The last thing I wanted to do with this party is depress youJason: I'm not depressedMaggie: No. you are too.Jason: No, I’m not.Maggie: Seeing how these guys look now even depresses meJason: Oh, they do have a few miles on them, don’t they?Maggie: A few miles? How about the entire inner state high way system?Jason: And they are the same age as I am.Maggie: Oh, honey, compared with them you look like Rickey Shrouder.Jason: Yeah, yes, I do. Younger than Rickey Shrouder. And I’m the same age as these guys, not that that matters.Maggie: Jason, I’ve been trying for two weeks to tell you that you weren’t old.Jason: But would I listen?Maggie: No.Rock: Hey Dude. We knocked the rust off the edges and we are really cooking but we need the jammer.Jason: This songs for you. It's going to make you wild and hot.Jason: One, two, three, four.Let’s take those old records off the shelf. Sit and listen to them by myselfToday’s music ain’t got the same soul as that old time rock and roll,call me a rebel call me what you will. Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hillToday’s music ain’t got the same soul as that old time rock and rollI love that old time rock and roll. That kind of music does soothe my soulI reminisce about the days of old, and that old time rock and roll.Mike: dad, I can’t keep up with youJason: don’t you forget it, kidJason: I love old time rock and roll, that kind of music to smooth a sole,I reminisce about the days of old, and that old time rock and rollJason: If I give my heart to you, I must be sure from the very start, that you would love me moreMaggie: Jason, how long are you going to play guitar?Jason: Just a few minutes, I promise. If I trust in you, oh please. Hey Maggie, I can't play in the darkMaggie: Well, I can.。
成长的烦恼(Growing Pains)英文剧本111
Growing Pains 111 V2.0mike: And he's tearing up the board folks, this man cannot be stopped! Alright give me your best shot here Carol, I feel hot, I feel ready.carol: Ok. Ha ha ha! What nineteen fifty seven, Roger Coreman film, starred Pamela Duncan and Richard Garland?mike: What are they serious?carol: Aha.mike: "Attack of the Crab Monsters". Come on, give me a hard question Carol.carol: I don't believe it.mike: Oh wow, Carol! You remember this song? (song on the radio plays)carol: Oh yeah! Mom and Dad used to play this to us all the time when we were little! mike: Yeah! remember what we used to do? (Mike and Carol sing and dance together) ben: I hope this isn't hereditary.maggie: Hey guys report cards came!carol: Oh yeah! Report cards came!maggie: Yeah. Here's yours.jason: Maggie, we have a child who actually likes getting report cards; where did we go wrong?carol: I don't even know why I'm so nervous...I mean I already know what I got...Yep A, A, A, A, A, A....woooo!!!jason: Woooo!!maggie: Oh, that's great sweetie. Mike!maggie: C, C, C, C, C....D, B.jason: Well he did get one B. Phys Ed?maggie: You got it. What drives me crazy is that...jason: I know. He's not dumb.maggie: In first and second grade he got B's and B pluses.jason: Well that was before Carol came along and started getting all A's...the nerve! maggie: Yeah.jason: Well at least he had two great years. That's better than that poor guy a couple of Popes ago.maggie: Jason!jason: Maggie, maybe we're being a little too hard on him, you know not all kids have to get A's.maggie: But for the last couple of years it's been getting worse. Well that's what puberty's for; you take a difficult situation and you make it impossible.maggie: Where you been Mike?mike: Oh, I thought I'd go look for Duke.jason: Mike, Duke ran away six months ago.mike: So!。
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Growing Pains 120Be a Man V2.0Jason: I still think we should call first before we go all the way on the bus to see your folks. Maggie: Jason, they'd just tell us not to come.Mike: Oh, here, let me get all those for you, dad.Maggie: Carol honey, we are almost ready.Carol: Were you speaking to me? No one spoke to me when this trip was being planned. Maggie: Honey, we didn’t know we were going until last night. Carol, we are worried about grandpa and grandma.Jason: oh, Maggie, I think you are overreacting.Maggie: Then why did they call to cancel the trip at the last minute? And why did my dad say everything was swell?Jason: Ah…because it is.Maggie: No, Jason, my father doesn’t use words like 'swell', 'good' or 'nice'..Jason: Certainly not when I'm in the room.Ben: Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!Maggie: Well you sure are excited about this, Ben?Ben: Are you kidding? Grandpa is going to let me use his night stick, and his handcuffs, and even wear his badge.Jason: Hey, maybe you'll get finger printed, too.Ben: Wow!Mike: Well, Dad, again I just want to thank you for letting me stay home and earn some extra money helping Mr. Sacks fertilize his lawn. I am sure that earning money will teach me a new respect for the dollar, and help me grow as a person.Jason: But you'll be pretty good at spreading manure too.Mike: I’m so sorry that I'm gonna miss that sing along around grandma’s piano.Jason: Well, just remember if you have any problems you can call the Crusons next door. And only one guest stays over tonight.Carol: This is not fair. No one thought that old Carol might have other plans. No one in this entire house treated me as a real living breathing human person.Maggie: Carol, get in the car. Bye, sweetheart. Oh and Mike, I know everything will be fine, because if it is...you’ll be grounded until you are 35.Mike: Enough said. Bye mom, bye dad.Jason: See you tomorrow Mike.Mike: Alright, bye-bye ....Yeah!。
成长的烦恼第六季606
成长的烦恼第六季606大耳朵英语2005-11-23 20:52:32【打印】TV: The Saturday sports spectacular continues with the national junior collegiate cheerleadersquarter finals. Blonde division.Ben: Alright!TV: Don't touch that dial.Ben: I ain't touching nothing.Chrissy: What are you watching Ben?Ben: Chrissy, do you have to eat your breakfast in here?Carol: Yes she does. What are you watching?Ben: Cartoons apparently.Mike: Hey dad!Carol: He's upstairs.Mike: Hey Dad!Carol: Must you yell?Mike: How else is he going to hear me? Hey dad, if you want me to go to the gym with you,I'm already. I didn't shower and everything.Carol: He's in bed Mike.Mike: What's he doing asleep? Its nine thirty.Carol: I didn't say he was sleeping.Mike: Oh! One of those Saturdays.Ben: One of what Saturdays?Mike: You know...Carol: Mike, do you mind.Chrissy: Like I haven't heard worse around here!Ben: What are you guys talking about?Mike: Hey Ben, go back to your cartoons.Ben: They're not my cartoons. If it was up to me I'd be up to here in the blonde division. Nowwhat are mum and dad doing upstairs?Mike: You seriously don't know? Come on Ben.Carol: Chrissy.Mike: We've met.Carol: No, what we are talking about.Mike: Look Ben, what do little horn balls your age think of every waking hour of their lives?Chrissy: food.Ben: Hey, she took my answer.Carol: I think it's safe to let go of Chrissy's ears.Ben: Its not food, what else ids there?Mike: It makes you want to puke hu?Ben: So stupid.Chrissy: So he knows too.Mike: You know dad. This is what life is all about. Sweating with your father.Jason: It took me a year to get you here.Mike: You wait. It sure won't be a year until I come back.Jason: What are you after Mike?Mike: Come on. You honestly think I'm saying all this just to hit you up for a few dollars? Jason: How few?Mike: Two hundred. Eddie and I want to go in on a beach house.Jason: Where?Mike: Well, it kind of depends on how this goes.Jason: You are nowhere near the sand Mike.Mike: Wow! Wow!Lady: Hey Jase. Look at you!Jason: I'd rather look at you Gretchen.Gretchen: You are really coming along.Jason: Thank you. Thank you.Gretchen: Your chest looks strong.Jason: Yeah, want to see it dance.Gretchen: You are really firming up.Jason: Well hello there.Gretchen: I'll see you later.Jason: See you.Mike: Alright dad.Jason: What.Mike: That was a woman.Jason: No.Mike: And she was actually coming on to you.Jason: It happens occasionally.Mike: And you were coming on to her.Jason: Come on. Are you kidding. I barely noticed she was attractive.Mike: Oh come on dad. You do exactly what I do with women. Only not so well. Jason: I don't know what you are talking about Mike. I was just being nice to her.Mike: Nice! Dad you were flirting. And you're a married man.Jason: Since when did being married mean that you can't talk to a woman.Mike: Dad, I'm not saying that. All I'm saying is that for just two hundred dollars, mum may never need to answer that question.Jason: Mike, Mike. You have no idea what a worthwhile relationship is all about.Mike: One seventy-five?Jason: For your information, not only would your mother not mind if a young lady and I shotthe breeze, but it is my opinion, and this is my professional gut instinct, my guess is that yourmother would think it's kind of cute.Mike: Cute!Jason: Yeah cute. Cos what happens you see, is that when your mother sees me, you know...Mike: Shooting the breeze.Jason: Shooting the breeze, with another woman, it reminds her that I belong to her and shehas something of value.Mike: One fifteen this never happened.Maggie: Ben.Ben: Yes.Maggie: Ben, you are supposed to be entertaining Chrissy.Ben: I am.Chrissy: Ben, the commercial's over. You are missing a blonde pyramid.Ben: Its ok, I'm taping it.Maggie: Is anything wrong?Ben: No.Maggie: Did you want to talk about something?Ben: Did you want to talk to me about something?Maggie: Ben do you have a problem? You look more lost and confused than usual. Ben: Let's just say I'm stunned.Maggie: About what?Ben: Nothing I can talk to you about. I need my space.Maggie: Well ok. Well whenever you want to talk about whatever's on your mind, I'm available.Ben: That's what I hear.Maggie: Ben, Ben. Come here. You know honey, you can ask me anything. I was once yourage. I was once a confused kid with bad skin too.Ben: What's wrong with my skin?Maggie: oh nothing sweetheart. I just meant that I'm human.Ben: Human. She's human! Since when? She's human. So is dad. They have needs. They taketheir pants off one leg at a time. Parents are people!Carol: Ben, how dare you have our little sister watch a blonde pyramid. Oh and now you hitme on the head with a banana. How did you do that?Maggie: Oh Chrissy!Chrissy: I didn't do it.Maggie: Ben, I thought you were supposed to be watching your sister.Ben: I am.Mike: Dad, I just want to know why you weren't as nice to the towel guy as you were to thejuice bunny.Jason: Ok, ok. Alright. I admit. Maybe I was a little nicer to the juice girl than I was to the towel guy. I don't think your mother would mind that I'm a little nice to people who are a littlenice to me. Nough said.Mike: Like mum's dumb enough to buy that.Maggie: Like mums dumb enough to buy what?Chrissy: Hi daddy.Jason: Hi sweetheart. Isn't that a bit too much make up?Maggie: Don't change the subject. Mum's not dumb enough to buy what.Jason: I'm glad you're here Maggie. I need you to help me demonstrate something to the boy.Maggie: Ok.Jason: It seems that Mike here, has the mistaken impression that you, as a woman would beupset if I, as a man, were to speak to another woman.Mike: Speak! Ha ha.Maggie: Pardon me?Jason: Nothing honey. Come on. All we did was talk.Maggie: Who?Mike: Well apparently she likes to talk with her hands.Maggie: Who?Jason: Come on. She merely patted my stomach and tapped my chest.Mike: And grabbed your butt.Maggie: Who are you talking about?Mike and Jason: Gretchen.Maggie: Oh Gretchen. Who in the hell is Gretchen, and where did she grab you again? Jason: In the gym. Mike has the mistaken impression that you as a woman would be upset ifme, as a man...Maggie: Jason, just tell me what you are trying to say?Mike: Yeah dad. I'd kind of like to hear how you explain this babe too.Jason: Let's not be chauvinistic here. A babe did not grab me Mike. A woman. Maggie: What?Mike: And to think we could have avoided all this ugliness.Jason: It's not fair. Now all I did was to be nice to her.Maggie: How nice?Jason: Let me put it this way. I was basically the same to the towel guy.Mike: Come on dad. The towel guy didn't pat you on the behind.Jason: He could have. Nobody was stopping him.Maggie: now, now wait a minute.Jason: It's very simple. I was just as a man, to a woman...Maggie: Not you Jason. Mike?Mike: Mum, this babe goosed dad.Jason: Oh, that's such an exaggeration. It was so innocent. And it all developed out of a conversation about my body.Maggie: Ha ha ha. And I bet your dad went "well hello there".Jason: You know me too well Maggie.Maggie: Yes I sure do honey.Mike: You really don't mind, do you?Jason: And hope that one day you will have a mature relationship like your mum and me do.Mike: Well I don't. I think this is kind of sick. Mum, if I had a husband and he was flirting around with other women, I would be pretty upset.Jason: So would we.Mike: Mum, how can you think this is cute?Maggie: Pardon me?Mike: Yes, dad thinks that you think it's cute when he flirts with other women because it makes you feel like a lucky doll. How dad, why don't you give mum a real hoot and take thisbabe out for a spin?Jason: Boy, he's got a lot to learn, hu?Jason: Maggie, dinner reservation's in ten minutes. Carol, make sure Chrissy's in bed by eight.Chrissy: Nine.Jason: Eight fifteen.Chrissy: Eight forty five.Jason: Eight thirty.Chrissy: Done.Jason: I'm getting too old for this.Mike: Hey dad, am I still covered by your auto insurance?Jason: Yeah.Mike: Good.Jason: What? Good! Why?Mike: No, no. I didn't get in an accident. It's just that well, since I am now financially unable toafford a beach house, I'm going to be doing a lot of driving this summer.Jason: Sorry I asked. Reservations in eight minutes Maggie.Mike: So, you are all dressed up.Jason: Yes. I'm taking your mother out for a little dinner this evening.Mike: In your groveling suit.Jason: I'm not groveling. This isn't groveling. No I just carefully planned a spontaneous evening.Mike: well mum must be pretty upset about your flirting, hu?Jason: No she isn't and I didn't. You know, women can be strange. Who knows what isreallythe matter. Maybe one of her dresses didn't fit this morning. Maybe it's the age thing. Maybeshe feels that her best years are behind her. Maybe...Maggie: Maybe it's my marriage.Jason: Maybe. Mike, don't ever talk to me again.Mike: Ever?Jason: Ever. EverWaiter: An excellent choice of wine.Jason: Thank you Marcus.Waiter: Enjoy. Isn't it fun to spend money?Jason: I may even order soup tonight. Good idea though, you and I being out alone, don't youthink? Just a spare of the moment kind of thing. A special occasion with no special occasion. Ijust wanted a chance to tell you how I truly feel about you.Maggie: I'm happy.Jason: And you are beautiful. Did I mention that?Maggie: About sixteen times.Jason: Well for the seventeenth, you are beautiful.Maggie: Well thank you again, again.Jason: So, what shall we start off with here?Maggie: Well everything looks so good. Oh, I think I'll have the goose liver pate. Jason: Fine, ok, ok. Let's just deal with.Maggie: What?Jason: Goose Maggie. You said goose. I know what you are aiming at here Maggie. Come on.Maggie: Jason, what in the world are you talking about?Jason: What am I talking about Maggie? Pate, the goose.Maggie: Oh lets see, stuffed chicken breast. No. Oh see lobster with drawn butter, that a possibility.Jason: Very smooth.Maggie: What?Jason: Maggie, come on. You've been on my back ever since Mike said about the gym. Maggie: Jason, I haven't said a word.Jason: Well you don't say a word louder than any woman I know.Maggie: Jason!Jason: Maggie, you just didn't use those words on purpose? Come on. Goose, breast, drawnbutter.Maggie: Drawn butter?Jason: That's right. Drawn butt er. If you've got something to say just say it honey. Maggie: Honey, it's ok. I understand. I am not upset.Jason: You're not?Maggie: No.Jason: Ok. To us.Maggie: Just don't do your flirting around me.Jason: Maggie, I wasn't flirting.Maggie: Then what would you call it?Jason: I don't know. But I didn't flirt.Maggie: Ok honey, how would you like it if I didn't flirt, like you didn't flirt?Jason: I wouldn't mind at all.Maggie: oh you wouldn't mind if I said to the waiter "nice buns"?Waiter: Why thank you.Maggie: You're welcome.Jason: Do you think I'm walking around saying that kind of thing to women Maggie? Cos I'mnot.Maggie: Well Jason, they are saying it to you.Jason: Do you think it's easy walking around with a rear end like this? From this jocularity agood time will grow.Maggie: Fine, fine, we wont have a serious conversation about you middle aged insecurity.Jason: I'm not middle aged.Maggie: Oh, you plan to live to be eighty-six?Jason: Not happily. Come on Maggie, I know men who flirt. I've seen men who flirt. I've evenhad a fellow or two flirt with me, ok. And I'm telling you that what I do isn't flirting. Maggie: Fine. If you can live with that.Jason: If I make eye contact with a woman and I imply that maybe I would like to be intimate,and then she, there's some intimacy that, uh, um, some, ...Well where was I?Maggie: Oh Jason.Jason: I was not flirting. See that was just noticing Maggie. I'm a doctor. She was very healthy.Maggie: Jason, for me cant you just apologize?Jason: Ok, I'm sorry. I am sorry. And as soon as I figure out what I did wrong I'll never do it again. Now let's eat.Jason: Lets dance.Ben: Well Carol, if mum and dad are just people, that change everything.Carol: There's a thought there Ben.Ben: Carol, you are not listening to me.Carol: There's a thought there Ben.Ben: Carol!Carol: Ok. Of course they're people Ben. Look, these may be giant discoveries forsomeonewith a sloped forehead, but they don't interest me. I had those thoughts when I was six. Ben: You mean you knew that mum and dad were human being all along and you never toldme?Carol: Well would you have believed me?Ben: No. So dad's just like me?Carol: Unfortunately.Ben: You've actually seen the magazines under his bed?Carol: I'm going to wake Chrissy up so we can do a happy dance that we are girls. Maggie: Goodnight Ben.Jason: Mum and I are a little tired, so we are going to go up to bed.Ben: Alright dad!Jason: Well, you certainly made a spectacle of yourself tonight.Maggie: Oh, you minded me doing the Lambada with a handsome man?Jason: Maggie, there was no dance floor. And just to be picky about it, there was no music.Maggie: There wasn't?Jason: Uh hu. And for your information, the Lambada is a forbidden dance. These are the thanks I get Maggie? I have been true to you for every second of the twenty-two years we'vebeen married Maggie. And I can say this to you, I've never had a serious thought, I can saythis, I have never had a serious thought about cheating on you.Maggie: Well then let's deal with your frivolous thoughts.Jason: I'm disappointed in you Maggie.Maggie: Oh. You're disappointed in me.Jason: Yeah, after all these years of you saying you don't mind if I exchange pleasantries withwomen. Now I found out you were lying. What else have you held from me Maggie? Maggie: Jason, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could we please deal first with your midlifecrisis, before we deal with your insanity?Jason: Oh yeah. Just as long as we keep enough time open to deal with your outrageous behavior at that expensive restaurant.Maggie: There were no bottoms grabbed, except when the dance called for it.Jason: Well I didn't do anything to her.Maggie: Oh right.Jason: Oh Maggie, come on. Look at the subconscious facts here. I talked to a woman yourheight, your hair color, your eye color, except little flecks of amber in hers. But what does thattell you?Maggie: It tells me that you were too stinking close to her.Jason: No Maggie. What it says is that symbolically I am really flirting with you. Not only should you not be mad, you should be honored.Maggie: I should have listened to Oprah. You cant count on a marriage even when it has lasted for twenty two years and four months.Jason: Oprah didn't do a show on that.Maggie: Her point being that a woman shouldn't trust her marriage when it's built on the fragile psyche of the aging male.Jason: Oh yeah, well what does Phil Donohue say?Maggie: Oh Jason, what's wrong with me?Jason: What makes you think anything's wrong with you Maggie?Maggie: Don't I excite you anymore?Jason: Not any more. Not any less either. Ho ho, where does he come up with these? Maggie: Admit it Jason, you find a twenty-year-old woman with a fully conditioned body andbeautiful hair and eyes attractive?Jason: Maggie sweetheart. What do I need with a beautiful woman when I've got you? Maggie,I mean, you were so beautiful, you're not young. You're not old, I didn't mean that. Maggie: Oh save it Jason. Don't you see what happened today was simply a reflex ion of yoursubconscious need?Jason: No sweetheart. I don't. I'll tell you what I do see. I see a woman going through middleaged crisis for no reason what so ever.Maggie: You really don't think I have a reason?Jason: Come on honey. You're gorgeous. You're intelligent. You're better today than the day imet you.Maggie: Oh Jason.Jason: Why are we arguing?Maggie: I don't remember.Jason: Good.Maggie: Yes I do. Honey it's not your flirting. It's your attitude. It's your unrelenting surenessthat you have done nothing wrong.Jason: Are you sure? Are you sure about that? Because what I thought.... it doesn't matterwhat I thought.Maggie: Jason, you just don't get it, do you?Jason: Maggie, tell me what you want?Maggie: I want you to have some guilt.Jason: Done.Maggie: And some awareness too.Jason: You got it Maggie.Maggie: Jason, sometimes you are so thick. I mean whether you flirted or not, right or wrong,think for a second if it might appear to me that you might have flirted. Then how would I feel?Jason: So if you thought that nothing was something, even, even if nothing was nothing, then,the fact that you think that nothing was something means that I hurt you. Maggie, I'm a slopeheaded jerk. I feel terrible.Maggie: Great.Jason: You think it's great I feel terrible?Maggie: Yes I do.Jason: How could I be so insensitive? I am the worse person. Please forgive me. Maggie: Honey it's ok.Jason: How can it be ok?Maggie: Because I just found out that your midlife crisis is worse than my midlife crisis. Jason: You know somewhere in the world it is still Saturday morning.Gretchen:: Your parents don't mind us taking all this food?Mike: Oh no. Just as long as I don't touch their fiber.Maggie: Jason, I'll get the fiber.Mike: Ah mum, meet Gretchen.Gretchen: Hi.Maggie: I feel like I already have. Damn, they are amber.Jason: Oh, I'm starved. Oh hi.Gretchen: Hi.Jason: get out.Mike: Oh, we'll see you later.Gretchen: Nice to meet you...Maggie: Mrs. Seaver.Gretchen: That's funny. Before you called me up for a date, I didn't have a clue your dad wasmarried.Jason: She could have asked.。
成长的烦恼6季剧本(中英对照)a007.
607万圣节(上)怎么样了Dwayne？很好，我已经呕吐了三次了。
妈妈，爸爸，咱们走吧，人家糖都发完了，开始发倒霉的水果了。
马上走，Chrissy。
你们换衣的那一小会儿，我都变成男的了。
Chrissy，你都跟Ben学坏了。
快说是听Mike说的。
Ben说我是听Mike说的。
咱们要分发的糖果在哪儿呢？今年咱们没糖果，因为家里没留人。
哦，我可不需要糖果，我在家。
这不是我说了吗？不是。
嘿，伙计们，哦，Chrissy，多漂亮的衣服啊，嘿，化妆的挺有特点的，Ben，化得挺帅的啊？脸上子弹多得吓人。
可我并没有化妆。
要是换了我，我戒了巧克力。
Mike，你带我去要糖果好吗？不行，Chrissy，我要去见Amy，我要去参加party。
我只能守着爸爸妈妈了。
我们也是。
96、97、98、跟昨天一样。
嘿嘿，你们发抖吧，我是Hook船长。
呦吼。
Jason，你还没评论过女儿的胡子呢。
她，长早了点，哪怕是Even家的女人。
咱们走，咱们走。
不，哦，哦，我得拍一张照片。
爸爸，浪费一秒钟就等于少拿一块糖。
来吧。
来吧，Ben。
什么？我们派要糖果的人。
你们究竟是怎么了？我可没有化妆，而且我还有一脸的青春痘。
你没按时吃药？吃了，我不需要糖果，我从小就不出去要。
要了，上一次万圣节。
那不是去要糖果，我是去撒卫生纸了。
哦，今天我出不了这倒霉的家了。
Ben，我清楚地记得去年你说。
Carol的胸部露出来了。
你Carol别去管的胸部，哦，天呐，怎么你也不觉得太低了点。
一点？我连手都没法举，啊。
Carol，你想扮什么人？我是一个女人，是以智慧吸引人，而不是靠体型，我知道，开个玩笑。
人家帮我介绍了一个帅哥，我要穿着这个去跳舞。
你怎么知道他是帅哥？因为介绍的那个朋友对帅哥说，我智力低下，是个啦啦队员。
他要是发现你是个聪明博学的姑娘，那又会怎么样？呵呵，别发愁，我才不疯癫呢，我从来都不那样，正因为不知道疯巅，所以造成了我的悲剧。
有道理。
我要去等那个人了。
Carol没来之前，我们在谈……Ben，哦，嗨，Ben。
成长的烦恼6季剧本(中英对照)a008
608万圣节(下)上次在成长的烦恼中…爸爸我们每次都吃糖果消磨时间。
我想有了雨，这才像一个古老的清教徒的节日。
他们做什么？他们讲恐怖故事。
如果是关于愚蠢的约会告诉他我不在家。
喂！告诉他我和一个很迷人的帅哥出去了。
是Eddie，Mike该半个小时前接他去的结果现在还没到。
雨小了。
把门关上，Chrissy，你哪也别去。
该死，真掉了。
来吧，把门关上，把灯打开，再讲一些恐怖的故事。
我的脸还没化好妆。
对，也许到明年奥运会，你就会化好妆了。
好了，谁接下去说，Carol。
我不说什么故事，我在等那个傻瓜。
看来她请谁来帮忙了，Ben。
Carol，你快点讲个故事，快点。
不，Ben，我是说你来讲一个。
好吧，从前有个万圣节，人们穿湿衬衫比赛。
Ben，万圣节的故事要恐怖。
好吧，恐怖。
有一个万圣节，我放学回到家里，妈妈爸爸，儿子回来了，是Ben。
算了，我回我的房间复习功课去了，非常奇怪，没人招呼我，没人摸我的头发，忽然我听到有声音，声音很奇怪，从来没听到过。
怎么了，我又怎么了。
Ben，我要听恐怖故事，真正的恐怖。
好，这下我明白了。
我听南瓜的故事，Ben。
谢谢你，Chrissy，可是这个故事很好听，这故事说明我为什么不再去要礼物了，过万圣节，我跟别的孩子差不多，你知道有好孩子，也有坏孩子，我在附近转悠过几次，我是说我也去要过糖果，当时还没号召少吃糖，我要了那么多年，有家人家我从来没去过，大家都说别去伯威克的家，谁也没有看过他，可大家都听到传说，你一走进去就出不来了，朗威特一家就在那失踪了，一家十口人，各个都无影无踪，我必须弄清楚，即便这是我一生最后的事。
我不弄出声音，我可以奔跑，我可以吓个半死，可是我决心勇敢地面对他，我非常奇怪，我的心嘣嘣直跳，可我心里非常平静，我想这是因为那种气味，这气味我在哪闻到过，那很温暖，诱人，带点奶酪香，还带点酒味，耐心听完结尾。
Carol，你有故事要讲吗？我不想讲什么愚蠢的万圣节故事。
不一定讲万圣节，只要恐怖就行。
Growing Pains S1E1 - Pilot成长的烦恼剧本
Growing Pain: season 01Episode 01: “ Pilot ”CHARPTER 01Jason: Hi, I'm Jason Seaver. I'm a psychiatrist. 嗨，我是Jason Seaver.我是个心里医生。
I've spent the last 15 years 我花费过去的15年helping people with their problems. 帮助人们解决他们的问题。
Maggie: And I'm Maggie Seaver. 我是Maggie Seaver.I've spent the last 15 years 我用过去的15年helping our kids with problems 帮助我们的孩子解决问题even Jason wouldn't believe. 即使Jason不相信。
Jason:Now Maggie has gone back to work 现在Maggie回去上班as a reporter for the local newspaper. 作为一个记者为当地报社。
Maggie:And Jason has moved his practice Jason 搬动他的诊所into the house 到（他家）房子里so he could be there for the kids. 因此他就能在这里，为了孩子们。
Jason: - They're great kids. 他们是很棒的孩子。
Maggie: - Most of the time. 大部分时间。
Jason: And the rest of the time 而剩余的时间Maggie:- You'll love them anyway. 你会爱他们的，无论如何。
Jason: - Yeah. 耶。
成长的烦恼6季剧本(中英对照)a005
605本的艳遇今晚还将播出Steven的摇滚警察。
Chrissy，我和你爸要走了。
妈妈，我是不是又不能看摇滚警察了。
你该去睡觉了。
可这电视很吸引人。
睡觉，晚安。
Chrissy，你不需要那个。
Carol这交给你了，要保证……让Chrissy八点半上床，好好好。
Carol，为什么你要唉声叹气的，今天晚上你又没约会。
快走吧。
好了，我把碗碟都洗干净了，尽管不是轮到我。
做得对Ben。
豌豆莎拉好极了，妈妈，既有营养，又很好吃。
谢谢，Ben。
你能教我怎么做吗？这没用，我们还是要去开家长会的。
是今晚吗？我们该关他禁闭了。
我现在不像从前那样闯祸了，那是什么时候？哦，那是上学期。
我是说我已经成熟了，你们什么时候见过我用鼻子吹牛奶了。
是吗？那次不算数，那次不是牛奶。
那天我得了个优也没去到处宣扬，告诉别人。
Ben？告诉的人不算多。
哦，好了，宝贝，我们注意到你成熟了，你有几个星期没闯祸了，成绩也不错，我猜你是把所有的老师都迷惑了。
你猜中了。
快走Maggie。
老师的收入不多，他们都憋着一肚子火呢。
Crockmyer太太，谢谢你的接待。
对，和你交谈知道Ben这样专心，真是太好了。
我喜欢教孩子们，也喜欢解剖青蛙。
可你是教英语的。
是的。
Crockmyer……好了Maggie，我们今天过得非常愉快，那是第六个表扬Ben的老师了。
自从Mike进了这，它们一定降低了标准。
家长们请注意，墙上画的是你们亲爱的校长，Willis Dewitt。
下面是午餐时间，欢迎你们到我办公室来，拿孩子更衣箱的密码，这样就可以对他们的个人物品来个大清查。
哦！嗨！Maggie，算了，别去检查Ben的衣箱了。
当然不用了，可非去不可。
Ben是不会隐藏什么的？因为他是个好学生？不，因为他再狡猾，也骗不了我们。
哦，那你站在这什么都不干。
不，我去洗手间干点事情。
嘿！当心，习惯成自然。
人呐，人人人……，如果我们自己都以身作则，那叫孩子们向我们学些什么东西呢？行了，别把医生的警告当成耳旁风，你是不是要向我借个火。
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601迈克的选择你要做得就是坐在这别做声。
Jason, Mike挨训的时候我们坐那呢?就来,我不是训他Maggie,是商量。
Mummy, mummy, mummy,谁要倒霉了?Chrissy谁告诉你有人要倒霉?爸爸说他太高兴了,肯定就有人要倒霉。
他的车还没有踪影?Mike要倒霉,我要去告诉Ben!亲爱的,车声音大的吓人,我们就不能,像个正常人一样,坐在里面等吗?上一次我想让他检点自己的行为,可他关了引擎偷偷滑入车道。
他知道我们,非常生他的气,他不笨今天他不会再骗我们了。
噢,不笨,对!那他为什么把这封没有启封,但透过阳光人人看的出,是今天到期的大学注册单,放在人人都能找到的地方,塞在抽屉里和他臭袜子揉做一团。
我们不能再和他兜圈子了,给定下规矩,明确他该怎么做!哦,我的单子呢?单子?是的,退学之前必须回答的问题都在单子上,没单子我可不能跟他谈。
好!你去拿单子吧!一旦我们一条条谈过后,你还的按我的方式来办。
你说什么?担心你找不到单子。
噢,不,你用不着担心我都存在电脑里了。
想练练吗?你当Mike,我当我。
谁扮演我?我扮你啊!噢!你扮演了我们俩人,我只能充当了Mike。
我要当Michelle Pfeiffer。
没意见。
嘿嘿!来吧亲爱的,我们的稍微的练一下,临阵磨枪,不快也光。
Mike不好对付。
啊!听着Mike!你有没有真正的考虑过,当演员并不是一件很容易的事情,学一门有用的技术赖已生存,不是更加好吗?还要向以前哪样,虚度二十岁光阴……前门!怎么了?还没上锁。
嗨,这下行了!快点回车道去。
Jason,你为什么热衷于这种事?我没热衷。
啊,上场了!那是什么?垃圾车。
想的对,Mike很可能猜到,我们会搬凳子出去坐着等他,而他从前门溜进来。
Mike又做错了?Chrissy他不只这一件事,爸爸妈妈认为Mike他一直是个……他一直是个捣蛋鬼!我有耳朵。
Mike你快走……原来是你。
原来是我?嗯!爸爸妈妈在等Mike,这次事情闹大了。
是啊!看到Mike终于受到惩罚,也许心情会好点,我先到房里看会书,有了好戏就来叫我。
不过一定是好戏才行。
可能我已经提过了,进了哥伦比亚大学一周以来,我已经筋疲力尽,而且从来没有想到会有这么辛苦。
从来没有想到会有这么辛苦。
你说过。
好多遍了。
……Benjamin, Christine!Mike, Mike, Mike我要警告你……事情闹大了。
Benjamin, Benjamin听着,Christine。
不用紧张。
如果你们想告诉我妈妈急着想见我的话,那我早就知道了。
可是Mike你知道爸爸已经找到了……没拆封的大学注册单?对!是啊!你知道他们正在前门等你吗?他们在外边坐累了,啊?我怎么没有听见汽车声?他是关了引擎,划进了车道。
偷偷的!我看他也许是把车停在了街的那一头。
雪佛莱后车是他吗?不会,我想……Mike!嗨!干得怎么样?不怎么样。
有时间吗?有些事我想跟你们商量。
没时间跟你商量,因为我们有很多事要商量。
噢,亲爱的让我来吧!我可以走了吗?决定不行!听着伙计吗!我想跟你们谈谈大学的事,最近我一直在考虑这事,也许你们听起来有点傻,可是我当真的,我还立了单子。
好吧!好吧!你等会再说吧!Mike。
因为……单子?Well, well, well。
是一点都不傻,继续。
Jason!放松一点亲爱的,我们一步一步的来。
我已经认识到自己不是一个孩子,经管我曾经有许多梦想,但我认识到这个世界是现实的,所以我必须做出选择。
实际上你是……嘘……他的选择还没说呢!你们不介意我看单子吧?我的更长。
为了留在学校读书,我常问我自己,这样几个问题。
好,第一,我是否真的考虑过当演员是多么的不容易。
嗯。
第二点,是否学门有用的技术赖以生存。
那是我的第四点。
第三条,我是不是不像以前那样白白虚度二十岁的光阴。
虚度不错。
第四条,如果我不学会自立,那么怎么成为一个真正的大人啊?这条我没有。
噢,Jason。
我还有四十九个这样的问题那!四十九个?我只有四十个。
这一切的结果使我觉得,明年我该留校读书。
这没用年青人。
Maggie,等一会!他刚说的要继续读书的。
你相信他了?怎么说,可他立了单子和问题。
Jason你忘了注册单他没添过,而今天就要到期了。
对!那是在小单子上的第二条。
你的第二条还是我的第二条?我的!是关于一门有用的知识。
啊,妈妈,我想进这个学校。
Phillip Boynton State师范学院。
是这样,我说你们,你们还记得去年我给人家带课那件事情吗?我是说我是个好老师,因为没有一个人是能骗过我的。
噷,我记得。
是啊。
这意味着我在大学里多带一段时间。
所以我真想上Boynton,争取一张教师证书。
哇,我的孩子在Boynton。
对,爸爸这时候有点像,那个开始学法律的坏小子嗯?噢,签名什么都不缺。
对,我是说,这……这这意味着我最少还得在车库上住上一年,也许还得从冰箱里再偷吃一年的东西。
没关系,只要你别碰你妈的减肥香肠就可以。
Mike,你是当真的?对,妈妈,真的。
可,你不是梦想当演员吗?噢,我要是真行的话,等我毕业以后也不迟啊!下一个，八十三号?来了,八十三号,我朋友给我叫八十。
这我相信。
Michael Seaver。
好吧,Michael Seaver先生。
能不能简要的告诉我们你最近演过什么戏好吗?啊,就在昨天我使我父母相信了我已经放弃了表演。
你知道,今晚我花了多少时间才回到家里的吗?不知道,也不关心。
好吧!我来告诉你。
Carol,Carol,Carol,和我玩好吗?现在不行,读书回来我走累了。
那你该到我的幼儿园去,两个看门人,洒了三桶木屑,可是Orbow夫人最后还是滑到了。
我累了,以后好吗?Mike说的对,她真没劲。
一小时四十七分外加五十五秒，门对门。
呃?花的时间,你没听我说吗?今天我换了三辆有轨电车。
脸部表情是哪辆?Ben,如果奇迹发生,有一天你进了大学,比方说,得了杂耍奖学金。
接受我的忠告,这比我一生所有做的所有的事情更难,更加幸苦。
可你知道这一周来,最伤心的事是什么?这家里根本没有人关心我。
噢,你还没走?好样的Carol你什么都能经的起,什么压力都能挺住,这的人都这么想。
可一旦Mike冲进来,只要喊上一句,各位重大新闻,于是大家全把自己手里的活都放下了。
各位重大新闻!啊,什么事Mike?嘿,我们总是等着听好消息的。
听着!如果你们不介意,Chrissy有个关于呕吐的故事。
我有什么消息Mike?准备好了吗?我,你们最宠爱的长子,今天在外百老汇剧中得到一个扮演角色得机会,我工作了……嘿嘿!让我说完。
我得工资是每星期250美元。
啊……你要发大财了!说得对。
噢,亲爱的,太好了。
你不会再放弃你的梦想吧?不!排练和上课不冲突?没什么可冲突的。
那你什么时候排练?每周五天,每天八小时。
那吗,你的妯娌师范学院的事怎么办呢?我不去了。
可你的申请书不是都准备好了吗?没事,还在这。
噢,等一等,等一等!到底是怎么回事Mike?噢,噢,噢对,是啊!因为我有一个极好的理由,说明我为什么不能照昨天对你们说的去做。
是什么理由?我撒谎了。
你对我们撒谎了?啊噷。
这吗说,从没想过要进Boynton?说的对!如果我昨天说了你们不是大动肝火了吗!你昨天说的都是假的?是这样。
你们最好去照一下自己的表情。
你注视我的眼睛,却对我撒谎?不,不光这次。
记得吗,我一直都是盯着你的眼睛。
我觉得我被出卖了。
出卖?可我得到了角色。
噢,Jason!孩子们,我出去找你们的父亲了!找他不会太难的,扛着门呢!亲爱的。
Jason,我真是为你担心要命。
为什么?你已经在外边逛了三个小时,还扛着门。
难道要我把它扔了?亲爱的你去哪了?向Mike道歉。
你向他道歉,为什么?是他撒的谎。
我不该对他发脾气Maggie。
如果要找理由的话,就是这个。
Jason,你现在不应该去对任何人道歉,也该强硬一点了。
忘了你什么理由吧。
记住我们是父母。
让我们做主,告诉他,如果他不念书,别想白吃白住。
你说的对!我要去睡觉了。
好。
亲爱的,卧室在这。
我的肚子在召唤我。
啊,谁啊?是你爸!你想干吗?门还关着呢?嗯。
来吧Mike开开门!你不发火?不,事实上我觉得我很不应该,我想向你道歉。
好吧!你请说吧!我要面对面跟你说。
Mike。
Mike你要是再不开我就撬门了!你看我……爸爸我正在看Boynton课程目录。
如果我周末去选课的话,十二年左右我就能拿到教师证书了。
Mike你不必再对我演什么戏了。
我只是想结束原本在我发火前,我们就该结束的谈话。
我只是想了解此事包括皮肉和骨头。
你是要打我?行了,昨天你的那张单子在哪,我想再看看你要继续读书的理由。
我丢了。
嗯,这不是吗?原来你是复印我的,Mike你是翻了你妈妈的内衣抽屉啊!你也翻了我袜子抽屉。
这可是两码事。
只能去骗Ben。
我们还是言规正传,别扯远了。
可以,行啊!那么你该向我道歉了?你怎么可以对我……撒谎呢?接受道歉,再见!Mike,有些事你搞错了,我并不是来责怪你的。
好吧,你也该明白,我也有我自己想干的事情。
好吧,请你回答我,你真认为不念大学没有文凭追求演戏,这种胡闹的想法实际吗?不实际。
好,我们有共同语言了。
可是我不想实际爸爸!我有才华。
懂吗?再说这不是胡闹,每次我提出想干什么事,你们总是那句老话,这是胡闹。
而Carol想干的,你们就说这是灵感。
这和你妹妹的灵感毫无关系,我努力使自己同情答理。
可你每有爸爸,你只想说服我,按你的意趣去办事,你希望我这样做。
我现在已经二十岁了,到了可以选举,为国捐躯的年龄了。
要是,要是我愿意,还可以到Porto Rico喝啤酒。
看来你对演戏这回事真动心了。
噢,胡闹又变成事了。
干吗不能客观的称呼它。
好吧,客观上是什么呢?是自求陌路Mike。
我是说,干这行拿二百五十块究竟能拿多久呢?一星期一个月一年谁知道,然后只有回家。
我们都感情用事了。
好吧!既然你把我的梦想,说成胡闹,那我还能说什么呢?噢吼,那你承认是胡闹了。
好了,也许,也许现在不是讨论的最好时间,我们还是等到,明天早上再说。
可以,可以明天再谈,不过一切不会改变。
噢Mike,你真的要惹我发火了。
可是爸爸我也并不轻松,好了明天九点还要排练呢!也许明天你根本就不能去排练,Mike,我是说也许,我们都应该让点步,我们曾经有过很多的共同点,为什么我们就不能妥协一下呢?我当然很乐意。
很好,你觉得该怎么样?好吧!我觉得我应该退学,去参加演戏。
你这就算是妥协?你照样可以发火。
我来告诉你,什么叫做妥协,妥协就是继续上学,周末去演戏。
爸爸,演戏不可能这样……可以先干上几年吗?不可能有什么妥协了,懂吗?我一定要干我想干的事情,我看你只能接受这个现实了。
好,那就怎么说吧!你要住这房吗?你要吃Seaver家的饭吗?那你就得继续上学,当个学生,你去哪学我并不在乎,California有个学校专门培养游戏主持人。
什么?去Trebec Tech技校?我是但真的。