【美联英语】双语阅读：急诊医生见过哪些辣眼睛的事

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【美联英语】双语阅读：毕业前夕

小编给你一个美联英语官方免费试听课申请链接：/test/waijiao.aspx?tid=16-73675-0美联英语提供：英语阅读毕业前夕The sun has shone on the bed. Mo opened a small corner of the bed, drilled a head, and quickly rubbed his eyes, the sun is too dazzling. Mo from the blanket out of a hand, groping the phone, touched a hard skin book, get a look, is a diploma. what! I have graduated, and today is the last day to stay in school, and today we have to pack things home. Since then, I will hold this graduation certificate, to the social report.The mist lying in bed, looking out the window of the tree, ah, when, I did not find it is so green ah. Dormitory in a table and a chair, once all kinds of complaints, all sorts of emotion, at the moment, only left full of nostalgia.Mo put down the diploma, touched the phone, a look, has been almost eleven, and Mo quickly jumped up from the bed to see the roommate, are still in a dream yet Mo said to himself: "hey, a few years of college life, sleep from the dormitory to the classroom, now wake up, the University of life has ended." Years of college life, like all dreams, wake up after , Everything in the dream, are blurred to gradually disappear.Roommates have all started the bed, and dismantling mosquito nets, stack quilt - are busy packing it The mystery of the book, "wind" from a book out of a few small tickets, open a look, is a tuition receipt. "This is our tuition every year ah." Friends of the family echoed: "Oh, these more than six thousand, in exchange for this pile of books ah!" Mo is not attached, as if the heart Came up with an inexplicable sadness to block his throat.Mo continued to pack, put some of the books used in the sacks, back to the downstairs of the collection of waste to sell. Mo asked: "This is how much money ah?" The boss said with a smile: "give you some concessions, even if you pound four cents five, usually I was considered four hair." Eyes: "ah! Only four hair five ah? Uncle ah, you see, the original price of this book are more than 20." The boss laughed: "Young man, this book for your readers, is knowledge, if you Really master the knowledge of the book, that more than twenty of you have value, but this book for me, it is already a bunch of waste. "Uncle said, took out from his pocket twenty Money, and handed the Mo, said: "eighteen pieces even if you twenty bar." Mo took the money, and my heart some sad, "hey, a few more than six thousand, the results sold also call back a fraction." , Mo's heart seems not for the hands of the money and sad, but because the uncle's words.Mo hand pulled the money, walked to the direction of the dormitory, watchingthe younger brother, school girl, holding a book, walked slowly, the hearts of a burst of trembling, as if to see their own just entered the university campus when the shadow. At that time of their own, carrying a dream, carries ambition, to seriously study, to read the library books over and over again. However, blooming, once the dream has become a wandering flowers, and that book, has also become a waste of the uncle. Mo looked at the sky, gray blue and gray, and my heart a little confused, as if the sky swallows, lost the direction of the like.Mo back to the dormitory, packed up the things, and roommate Road, do not go to the school gate taxi. Mo sat in the car, want to find something from the bag, but worked out the graduation certificate. He looked at the diploma, looking out the window, one by one the road signs, the car bound to which direction, he is aware, but his inner car to go where he is no idea, he only hope that this car Forever open down, endless to go on.太阳已经照到被窝上了。

你在从医后经历过最恐怖的事是什么？

你在从医后经历过最恐怖的事是什么？有次深夜凌晨，诊室送来了个老太太，说自己看见了鬼。

去接诊的时候，她正抱着被子蜷缩在病床上，瑟瑟发抖，满脸惊恐状。

我刚刚问了句「老人家，您哪里不舒服」时，这位老太太就失声尖叫起来，把脸深深的埋进被子里。

她一边求饶般的喊着「我不知道！我不知道！」一边开始大声哭泣。

虽然没多交流，但至少有一点可以肯定，老太太手脚灵活，没有偏瘫，吐词清楚，能理解我的提问。

一旁的儿子把我拉到一旁，压低了声音说了句：「医生，您还是问我吧。

我妈她昨天撞见了不干净的东西……」搞什么，这个点……我看看了外面漆黑的天，吞了吞口水。

什么不干净的东西？我心里毛毛的，毕竟诊室里只有一展并不怎么亮的小破灯……我不自觉的向诊室门口挪了挪。

那个儿子也是一脸紧张，开始给我讲他家老太太遇到的「灵异事件」。

就在一天前，他回到家看见客厅的座子椅子东倒西歪的横放着，老太常用的扑克牌洒满了一地，房间深处还传来若隐若现的哭泣声。

寻着哭泣声走去，只见老太太正披头散发的蜷缩在客厅的角落里一边发抖一边哭泣。

看到儿子回来，她也并没有像往常那样迎上去打招呼。

那个儿子见状立即冲上去扶起老太太，赶紧问到底发生了什么事情，难道会是家里进贼了不成。

老太太才抽泣的对儿子说：「她们刚刚回来了……」「谁回来了？」儿子一脸茫然。

老太太回答说，下午隔壁的几位老头老太来家中打牌，玩罢她送走客人后，正准备做饭，可谁知她刚把客厅的门给关上，一转身，看见客厅里还站着两个人！刚刚他们不是都走了吗？再仔细一看，老太太彻底凉到脊梁骨了。

啊！这不都是她以前最好的姐妹吗！但是……她俩不都是在年前已经……已经……死了吗？！老太太还来不及反应，那两个人突然朝向她走过来，一边走着一边用嘶哑的声音喊着：「桂芬，我们又回来看你啦。

」老太太这下可真的吓的魂不附体了，她不知哪来的力气撒腿就跑，撞翻了身边的桌椅……儿子听后一边安慰着老太太说她眼花老糊涂了，一边电话里跟其他几个兄弟说了此事。

叙事护理急诊小故事范文

叙事护理急诊小故事范文英文回答：In the bustling corridors of the emergency department, amidst the chaos and urgency, a tender moment unfolded, connecting two hearts across language and cultural barriers.A young woman, her face etched with pain and confusion, arrived at the triage desk. Her broken English made it difficult for her to articulate her symptoms. As I approached, she looked up at me with pleading eyes, her words tumbling out in a jumble of Spanish and English.Recognizing the urgency, I gently guided her to aprivate room. With the help of a medical interpreter, we established that she was experiencing severe abdominal pain and had a history of endometriosis. As I examined her, I noticed a small tattoo on her wrist that read "esperanza" hope.Inspired by the word, I spoke to her in a soothing tone, reassuring her that we would find a way to help her. I explained the potential causes of her pain in both Spanish and English, ensuring that she understood every detail. Together, we made a plan for her care, which included pain management and further diagnostic tests.As I handed her a prescription, I took her hand and said, "Esperanza, todo va a estar bien." Her eyes filledwith tears as she replied, "Gracias, doctor. Creo en usted."In that moment, language became a bridge, connecting us and fostering trust. The words "hope" and "trust" resonated deeply, becoming beacons of healing amidst the chaos of the emergency department.中文回答：在急诊科熙熙攘攘的走廊里，在混乱和紧张中，一个温柔的时刻展开，连接了两颗跨越语言和文化障碍的心。

医生街头救人报道英文作文

医生街头救人报道英文作文"英文，"It was a typical busy day for me as a doctor. I was rushing to get to the hospital when I saw a crowd gathered on the street corner. Instinctively, I knew something was wrong. Pushing through the crowd, I saw a man lying on the ground, pale and struggling to breathe. Without a second thought, I knelt beside him and started administering CPR. The onlookers were anxious, some offering to help, while others stood frozen in shock.As I continued to perform chest compressions, I shouted for someone to call an ambulance. Time seemed to slow down as I focused solely on the man in front of me, willing him to hold on. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, he gasped for air, his pulse returning faintly. Relief flooded through me as I realized he was going to make it.After the paramedics arrived and took over, I stayedwith the man until he was safely in the ambulance. As I watched them drive away, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the opportunity to make a difference outside the confines of the hospital walls."中文，"那天是我作为医生的典型繁忙日子。

【美联英语】双语阅读：生活的玫瑰

小编给你一个美联英语官方免费试听课申请链接：/test/waijiao.aspx?tid=16-73675-0美联英语提供：生活的玫瑰Life, if it is a flower, I think she must not be as elegant as the peony, as Magnolia so dyed, but not so colorful and so romantic. Life, if it is a flower, it should be a rose. Because the roses have flowers and thorns, this is the taste of life.With a look at a rose, people's reactions vary, the attitude of the roses, reflecting the different life of their own.Some people, see flowers, elated, for the beautiful flowers intoxicated, drunk for the fragrance of flowers, suddenly feel that life is a flower, they linger in the flowers, happy to think that life is so beautiful and lovely, if the interest, But also, when they pick flowers, because the eyes only to see the flowers, did not see the thorns, hand unfortunately was stabbed bleeding, pain, until then, they blame Own careless. It is like some of us, because the quality of benevolence, simplicity, kindness, all the people want to go to the gentleman of the heart of the villain, therefore, often by the villain hurt, such as Mr. East Guo saved the wolf, If the snake bites the farmer, they will regret, will be angry, but when the wound gradually recovered, they still still good people, infatuated, or feel good in the world, life iscontentment, very happy, because they can not afford to lose Kindness. They believe that heaven has no pro, often with good people.Some people see the roses, but also in a moment like, but he soon found the flowers under the thorns, happy heart suddenly fell, he would think that this flower is good, but there are thorns Miao, his eyes looked away from the flowers, only staring at the thorns, endless, actually ignored the existence of flowers. He was hidden in the flowers of the thorns and melancholy, it seems that the thorn is not long on the branches, but long in his heart. Life, there are such people, anything, just look at its negative side, as the old woman, because the two daughters a selling umbrella, a selling shoes, sunny fear of her daughter's umbrella can not sell, cloudy and worry about her daughter Shoes can not afford to sell, so, sunny days are not happy. Because there is such a mind, so that the attitude of life, his mood is always gray, he lives every day, all in the sigh and sigh spent, live hold back the buckle flexion.There is a kind of person, they see both flowers, but also see the thorns, they are in the flowers, not too far from the flowers, nor reach out and touch, even if you want to pick a, is also careful, The fingers of the broken, they enjoy the flowers brought to their happiness, but also on the sharp thorns, do not touch, do not provoke, do not hate, calm, they even think that wisdom, that sharp thorns, that is respectable ' Flower messenger '. Because it makes you know that the destructionof the United States, is to pay the price, the life of flowers also have dignity. It inspires people, beautiful mood Ye Hao, beautiful life worth mentioning, not so easy to get, have to pay effort and effort. It is warned people, the life of each flower, but a few days, ten days, so short life, people do not cruel killed, so that flowers from the open, singing a few days of life song.Life is a rose, fragrant, beautiful and beautiful, but at the same time, that unobtrusive thorns, also hidden inside, we do not do that blind optimist, I saw the flowers not see the thorns, again and again hurt, eat a Cut, long a wise, do not be tripped with the same stone twice. Do not do that pessimist, I saw no stabbed flowers, not open to think of litter, always stabbed with that, destroy their own good life. We have to do that wise man, on the flowers and thorns, are treated correctly.Life is a rose, flowers and thorns always coexist, we do not delusion only flowers no thorns, it is contrary to the laws of nature, do not just look at the pruning flowers, it is not desirable. Life is painful, there is joy, there is a smooth way, there are ups and downs, and even more pain than joy, like a thorn is always more than flowers. Understand these, when the happy flowers open, we do not forget so, get carried away, you know, where the thorns, you eyeing it, accidentally, it was bar. And when the storm encountered, falling red, green and green when the green, we do not blindly sad, and even pain can not be self-dial. Because, that flower - the hopeof the rose, when you pessimistic disappointment, is quietly budding it.生活，如果是一朵花，我想，她一定不如牡丹那么雍容华贵，不如玉兰那么纤尘不染，更不会如桃花那么多情浪漫。

英语看图写话去医院作文

英语看图写话去医院作文英文回答：As the man walked into the hospital, he could feel his heart pounding in his chest. His mind was racing, filled with a mix of anxiety and hope. He had been experiencing severe pain in his stomach for the past few days, and after countless sleepless nights, he had finally decided to seek medical attention.As he approached the reception desk, he noticed a young woman sitting behind the counter. She had a warm smile on her face and greeted him with a friendly "Hello, how can I help you?"The man explained his symptoms to the woman, and she quickly typed something into the computer. "Okay, Mr. Smith," she said, "It looks like we have an appointment available for you this afternoon with Dr. Johnson. Would that work for you?"The man nodded, relieved that he could see a doctor so quickly. "Yes, that would be great," he said.The woman handed him a piece of paper with the appointment information written on it. "Please have a seat in the waiting room, and the doctor will be with you shortly," she said.The man made his way to the waiting room and sat down on one of the chairs. He glanced around the room and saw people of all ages, some looking anxious, others looking bored. He wondered what their stories were.After a few minutes, he heard his name being called. He stood up and followed the nurse into an examination room. Dr. Johnson was a middle-aged man with a kind face. He greeted the man with a handshake and asked him about his symptoms.The man explained his stomach pain in detail, and Dr. Johnson listened attentively. He then performed a physicalexamination on the man, pressing on his stomach and listening to his heart and lungs."I think we need to do some tests to figure out what's going on," Dr. Johnson said. "I'm going to order a blood test and an ultrasound. We should have the results back by tomorrow."The man nodded. "Okay," he said. "Whatever it takes."Dr. Johnson left the room to order the tests, and the man was left alone with his thoughts. He couldn't help but feel a sense of dread. What if the tests showed something serious? What if he had a life-threatening illness?He tried to calm himself down, but it was no use. The fear was consuming him. He knew that he had to face whatever the results were, but he couldn't shake the feeling that his life was about to change forever.中文回答：男人走进医院时，他能感觉到自己的心在胸膛里怦怦直跳。

【美联英语】双语阅读：急诊医生见过哪些辣眼睛的事

小编给你一个美联英语官方免费试听课申请链接：/test/waijiao.aspx?tid=16-73675-0美联英语提供：急诊医生见过哪些辣眼睛的事Think you've had a stressful day at your job? Try helping a screaming patient with a foreign object stuck up his rectum, terrified that it will never be retrieved.你管你今天的工作叫“有压力”？那你来试试对付这个尖叫的病人吧，而且他直肠里还卡了个奇怪的东西，再而且他还吓得要死以为这东西永远拿不出来了。

This is just a taste (gross) of what it's like being an emergency room doctor, the medical professionals whose job it is to stay calm and keep a straight face, even in the most dangerous or bizarre circumstances.这只是简单呈现了一个急诊室医生平时的工作状态，医疗专业人员的工作就是即使遇到了危险和离奇的情况，也要保持冷静，而且得憋住不要笑出声。

To give you a better idea of just how bizarre those circumstances can be, ER doctors revealed the wildest situations they've encountered on the job. Spoiler alert: People love putting stuff up their own butts.为了让你更好地了解这些情况到底有多么奇怪，几位急诊医生告诉了我们他们在工作中遇到的那些最狂放的事。

急诊室情景医生护士英语会话

对话1：肚⼦痛 Dialogue 1：Suffer from a stomach⼤夫：请进。

你哪⾥不舒服？Doctor: Please come in. What seems to be the trouble?病⼈：肚⼦不舒服。

我想可能是昨晚吃得太多了。

Patient: It’s my stomach. I think probably I had too much at supper yesterday evening.⼤夫：你昨晚吃了些什么，能告诉我吗？Doctor: Can you tell me what you had for supper yesterday evening?病⼈：海鲜，烤鸭。

种类很多，有的我叫不出名⼉。

Patient: Seafood, roastduck. Oh, a great variety of things, I can’t name them exactly.⼤夫：你呕吐过没有？Doctor: Have you vomitted?病⼈：呕吐过。

昨晚吐了三次，还上了好⼏趟厕所。

Patient: Yes, I have vomitted three times and made several trips to the bathroom last night.⼤夫：我明⽩了。

你得做⼀个⼤便检查。

我给你开⼀张化验单。

你带着化验单到化验室去。

检查完后，请把化验报告给我送过来。

Doctor: I see. Now you have to get your stools tested. I’ll write out a slip and you can take it to the laboratory. Wait for a while and pick up the report, and then bring it back to me.病⼈：好吧。

待会⼉见，⼤夫。

【美联英语】双语阅读：爱一个人是用眼睛

小编给你一个美联英语官方免费试听课申请链接：/test/waijiao.aspx?tid=16-73675-0美联英语提供：爱一个人是用眼睛When I said the word " break up" two words, the phone over there, he did not have my imagination to collapse.Love a person is with his eyes, he was silent for a long time, said quietly: " good. That promise me the last request. Let me go to your school with you one day, be the last day couple. ”I answered him. Finally, to separate, but some sad. Three years, we separate, we can only rely on telephone and computer contact every day. Touch not, can not see, not pipe, such a illusory love, I have long enough. I never learned the beauty of college life in the mouth of others. Watching the lovers hand in hand from the front door of the campus to the back door, watching the boy to help the beloved girlfriend open the water, watching the boy carrying an umbrella in the rainy day to the dormitory to walk, my heart is painful. Even a quarrel, there is no way to get a comfort hug. I clearly remember that I often powerless to hold the phone near collapse, but ultimately these unbearable weakness, to be sure of their own.He must have been tortured, or how he would have promised so readily.When he came to school, he was two days later. In these two days, a heavy snow sleep covers my city. He wore a full of snowflakes, a warm smile. My gruff response. It has to be admitted that every time in these three years, every time he sees his face, the good breakup words will be swallowed, and the hard heart will melt. This time, no exception. But I immediately told myself, not because of the short tenderness, but endure long lonely.I said, " go to dinner first. " he said," no hurry. Did you open the water on such a cold day? " my heart is a cinch. " go and take your thermos flask down, and do some hot water first, so that you don't use it at night, and look at other people's face. " he to chatter a lot on, my eyes have long been wet …three years, why in the time of break up did not know to make up. I went back to the dorm and put on a hairy glove and took off thermos flask. His hands were cold and red with good water. I took my gloves off and put them in his hands, and put my hands into them. In this way, our hands are tightly knit together. Although his hand is very cold, although the space in the gloves is very narrow, but I feel as sweet as other girls. He looked at me affectionately, sad on the face.The next thing is to eat. I ordered the braised eggplant, red meat, then gavehim the menu. He smiled softly: " I think the two are here. " I smiled and said," are you kind to me? " his smile slowly disappeared, light said:" your habit has become my habit. I turned my eyes out of the window and didn't see him. He still loves me, isn't he?Eat well, we walk in the pure white world, no one speaks. " eat ice cream? " he asked suddenly. I looked at him in surprise, he never let me eat ice cream in the winter, said afraid I was ill. " aren't you afraid I'm sick? I regret it when I said it. It's time to break up, and who cares if you're not sick. " now I am with you, I am afraid of what. " he looked away from afar, as far away as another world. The wind swept over the face, I covered my face back to my face, tears did not listen to the drip between my fingers. I saw the footprints we walked, the winding of the climb into a road, can not see the end.I Escape the Ape on the snow with ice cream. He laughed and shouted, " slow down! " I said," don't worry, don't fall …" said, I felt a slip and leaned back …he grabbed me in time from the arm of the ice cream, and the body was running too fast. so, two" drums " staggered, I threw a solid on my back, and he fell face to the earth. Not only that, but also better to laugh, the ice cream in my hand is only a shell, and I look out for an ice cream. Looking back at him, he found his face caked with ice cream. We looked at each other, and then burst into laughter. I stood up and patted the snow after I handed him a paper towel. He didn't get up, but herolled to the edge and lay in the snow. I looked at him in surprise. he just got ready to say that the floor was cold. he got up. A concave shape is present in the snow. He squatted down in the heart of the human body drawing a heart, which wrote three words: zyh. Zyh, my name. I gazed at it for a long time. " I should go back. I said I looked up at the blue sky, trying not to let the tears stream down. Later, I only know that the tears did not flow down, because it has gone to the heart.Back to the dormitory, the roommates hula, gathered to ask east and west. " wow, your boyfriend is so handsome! " hello, your boyfriend is considerate. " you are a good match! " I listened quietly to them. " I didn't have that good luck," said armour. But although I have not met the person who can make me love, but with the current boyfriend is also very happy. " said b:" ah? You don't love him? still with him? " a:" what do you know? He can make me happy, and I'd like to be with him. " said c," which I do. Then love him, even if not happy, still want to be together. ”Like a person is because with him happy, love a person is not happy to be together. This is love, isn't it?I regret it.I am not a good girlfriend, I am not a good woman from one end, I am not the one who his mind. I was flying to the hotel where he lived, thinking so. However,waiting for me is empty, such as the room. I can't control any more, tears gushing out. Along the way back to school, to see the world through tears, the whole world is crying. Just as I was wandering to the dormitory building, a familiar and warm voice sounded behind me. I was stunned at where I was. I turned slowly, he had come to me, and held me in my arms. I cried, he: " who let you come here! I thought you were gone! I thought you didn't want me! I thought you don't want me anymore! You bastard " he grabbed my hand and wiped the tears on my face:" you don't want me all the time. " I clung to him, and I would never let go again."I like to like a person with my ears, I don't like to block my ears. Love a person is with the eyes, unwilling to love closed eyes and tears will go against the heart.Between us, a heavy snow, tens of thousands of cities, a whole once. Even so, there is nothing to stop love.Sorry, dear. I will learn to love you as you love me until I die我说出“分手”两个字的时候，电话那边的他并没有我想象中的崩溃。

急诊科医生见闻笔记摘抄(3篇)

第1篇一、夜幕降临，急诊科灯火通明每当夜幕降临，急诊科便成了医院里最繁忙的地方。

这里是生命的战场，也是医生的战场。

我作为一名急诊科医生，见证了无数生死瞬间，也体会到了作为一名医生的担当与责任。

1. 深夜急诊，生命的接力记得那是一个寒冷的冬夜，我刚刚接班，急诊科的电话铃声就响个不停。

我迅速赶往科室，只见值班护士焦急地告诉我，有一位车祸伤者正在抢救室等待。

我立即戴上口罩、手套，冲进抢救室。

伤者是一位年轻的小伙子，头部严重受伤，血流不止。

我迅速为伤者进行止血、包扎，并立即联系神经外科医生进行手术。

在手术过程中，我时刻关注着伤者的生命体征，确保手术顺利进行。

经过几个小时的努力，手术终于成功。

小伙子转危为安，但他的家人仍然担心不已。

我安慰他们，并告诉他们，只要伤者积极配合治疗，一定会康复。

2. 紧急救援，守护生命急诊科的工作不仅仅是处理突发疾病，还包括紧急救援。

有一次，我接到电话，得知有一位老人在家中突然晕倒，家人紧急拨打120。

我迅速赶到现场，发现老人已经失去意识，脸色苍白。

我立即为老人进行心肺复苏，并联系救护车。

在等待救护车到来的过程中，我不断为老人进行急救，直到救护车赶到。

救护车将老人送往医院，我跟随救护车一同前往。

在救护车上，我继续为老人进行急救，并通知科室做好接诊准备。

到达医院后，我协助医护人员将老人送入抢救室，并继续关注老人的病情。

经过抢救，老人的病情逐渐稳定。

他的家人感激不已，连连道谢。

我微笑着告诉他们，这是我们的职责所在。

二、生死时速，见证奇迹急诊科的工作节奏快，压力大，但每当看到患者康复，我们都会感到无比欣慰。

以下是我亲身经历的几个生死时速的故事。

1. 病毒感染，命悬一线有一次，急诊科接诊了一位患有病毒性肺炎的患者。

患者病情严重，呼吸困难，生命垂危。

我迅速为患者进行吸氧、药物治疗，并联系呼吸科医生进行会诊。

在会诊过程中，患者病情突然恶化，出现呼吸衰竭。

我立即为患者进行气管插管，并协助呼吸科医生进行抢救。

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剧透警告：人们喜欢把东西放在自己的屁股里。

1. Well, that's one use for a candle...1. 嗯，这也是蜡烛的一种用法…"As an ER doctor, we see a lot all the time. There's not a single shift I work where I am not asking myself, 'How in the world did they do that?' This day was no different when a male patient walked in with his wife and said, 'It's stuck! It's stuck!' The nurse and I asked him, 'What's stuck, sir?' He replied, 'I put a candle in my butthole and can't get it out!' All sorts of things were running through our minds, and we were hoping the candle was a votive kind, not the ones still with glass containers.“作为一个急诊科医生，每天活久见的事情太多了。

工作时我没有一次轮班的时候不问自己，‘他们到底是怎么做到的？于是，当一个男病人在他妻子额陪同下走进来，还不停说“卡住了！卡住了！”的时候，我也会这么问自己。

当时护士和我问他，“先生，什么卡住了？”他回答道，“我在屁眼里插了一根蜡烛，现在拿不出来了！”听完这个回答，我们的大脑顿时混乱了，我们只希望那根蜡烛是根普通蜡烛，而不是那种还带着玻璃烛台的。

”"But we knew the first thing we had to do was take a look at his bottom andget an X-ray, because most X-rays will reveal foreign bodies. There was nothing I could see by just examining his buttocks. But sure enough, the X-ray showed that it was a round candle that was still in the glass container! It was one of those standard 3-4in round candles in containers that most convenience stores sell. The patient had stuck it far up and had no way to retrieve it! He felt stupid. He felt embarrassed. Ultimately, he had to go to surgery immediately so the surgeon could carefully dilate his rectum and get the candle out.“但我们知道第一件要做的事是拍一张X光片来看看他的屁股，因为做X光通常能够查出里面奇怪的东西。

光是检查他的菊花并不能看到什么，但能够确定的是，X光片显示出来是个圆形的蜡烛，而且真的有个玻璃烛台！这是标准的3-4英寸圆形蜡烛，放在容器里，大部分便利店都有售。

病人已经塞了很大一截进去，而且完全没有办法取出它。

他觉得自己很蠢，而且很尴尬。

最后，他不得不立即去做手术，这样外科医生才得以小心地扩张他的直肠然后取出蜡烛。

”"It was painful for the patient. I had to ask him before discharge, 'Did you light the candle before sticking it up your butt or no?' He just laughed to try and console himself through the pain. Moral of the story: Don't put anything into your body out of your reach that you can't retrieve back easily." -- Anonymous board-certified ER physician“这对病人来说很痛苦。

我不得不在出院前问他，‘你在把蜡烛放进你屁股前有没有点燃过蜡烛？’他只是笑了笑，试图缓解自己的痛苦。

这个故事告诉我们一个道理：不要把任何你取不出的东西放进你体内。

”---来自一位委员会认证的匿名急诊科医生的叙述2. Fishing for flesh2. 一钩一个准的鱼钩"Thankfully, a patient had a sense of humor when things go wrong while fishing. His fish hook didn't grab any fish in Lake Michigan this day, but instead decided to grab a big piece of his scalp! He came into the ER with a big fish hook lodged in the right side of his head. As an ER doctor, the first thing I think of is how the scalp can bleed very easily and profusely and thankfully, the hook was controlling the bleeding where it was stuck.“要庆幸的是，这个病人在钓鱼出现问题的时候还能保持幽默感。

在钓鱼这天，他的鱼钩没有钓到密歇根湖的任何鱼，而是勾住了他的一大块头皮！他来急诊室的时候，一个大鱼钩勾在他的右边头皮上。

作为一个急诊室医生，我想的第一件事是如何控制头皮的大出血，令人高兴的是，鱼钩正好控制住了出血点。

”"But once I removed it, I needed to prepare for the amount of blood that would be released. The difficulty with fish hooks is their rigged shape. They have a circular curve with a barb and gap, which causes them to do real damage on what shouldbe fish (not humans). Fishers rip them off after they capture fish, but there was no way I could just rip it off his scalp.“但我一旦移动了它，就需要准备和流出的血一样多的血量。

鱼钩最麻烦的地方是他们的形状，他们有一个圆形曲线，有倒钩和间隙，这导致它们能对鱼造成很大的伤害（好吧，通常是鱼）。

渔民在捕获鱼之后会直接把它们摘下来，但是我没有办法把它从头皮上直接拿下来。

”"Coaching the patient through the process so he could relax, I numbed the area and had to create a bit of a wide incision around the entry of the fish hook, and rotate and wiggle it out. Because I used a little epinephrine, I was able to minimize the amount of bleeding after removal. I then repaired the wound with sutures. When there is a foreign body stuck anywhere on your body, it's important to leave it stuck until you seek medical attention. Removing it without assistance could cause further damage." -- Anonymous board-certified ER physician“我在手术过程中指导病人放松放松，并且麻醉了受伤的区域，然后鱼钩的嵌入口周围切开一个宽宽的切口，通过旋转和摆动把它取了出来。