幽默英语故事
幽默英语故事
"A Hilarious English Story"
Once upon a time, I had a really funny experience at my English class.
There was this new teacher, Mr. Thompson, who was super enthusiastic
about teaching us English. He had this big bushy mustache that wiggled
whenever he talked, and his glasses were always sliding down his nose.
One day, we were learning about idioms. Mr. Thompson was trying to
explain the idiom "raining cats and dogs". He said, "Now, kids, 'raining cats
and dogs' doesn't mean that actual cats and dogs are falling from the sky.
It just means it's raining really hard." But my friend Jack, who was always a
bit of a joker, raised his hand and said, "Sir, if it rained cats and dogs,
would they land on their feet like normal?" Mr. Thompson looked at him
for a moment, pushed his glasses back up his nose, and then said, "Well,
Jack, I suppose if they were falling from the sky, they'd be so confused they
might forget how to land on their feet."
Then there was this girl, Lucy. She was really shy and hardly ever
spoke in class. But that day, she seemed to be in a particularly good mood.
When Mr. Thompson asked if anyone could make a sentence using the
idiom, Lucy raised her hand. We were all really surprised. She said,
"Yesterday, when I left the movie theater, it was raining cats and dogs, so I
ran home as fast as I could." Mr. Thompson beamed at her and said,
"Excellent, Lucy! See, everyone, that's how you use it."
But then things got even funnier. Mr. Thompson wanted to do an
exercise where we had to act out idioms. He called up a couple of students,
including me. He told us to act out "a piece of cake". So I just pretended to
easily pick up an invisible piece of cake and eat it. Another student, Tom,
who was a bit clumsy, tripped over his own feet while trying to show how
easy it was. Mr. Thompson laughed and said, "Well, Tom, for you it seems
like 'a piece of cake' is a bit more difficult."
At the end of the class, Mr. Thompson told us a joke. He said, "Why is
the English language so crazy? Because it's not French!" We all laughed.
That English class was one of the most hilarious and memorable ones. And
from that day on, I always looked forward to Mr. Thompson's classes, just
to see what kind of funny things would happen next.
中文翻译
从前啊，我在英语课上有一次特别搞笑的经历。有个新老师，汤普森先生，他对教我们英语超级热情。他留着一大把浓密的胡子，每次说话的时候胡子就会晃悠，而且他的眼镜老是从鼻梁上往下滑。
有一天，我们正在学习语。汤普森先生正试图解释“raining cats and
dogs”（倾盆大雨）这个习语。他说：“孩子们，现在呢，‘raining cats and
dogs’可不是说真的有猫和狗从天上掉下来。它只是表示雨下得特别大。”但是我的朋友杰克，他一直是个有点爱开玩笑的人，他举手说：“老师，如果真的下猫和狗了，它们会像平时一样四脚着地吗？”汤普森先生看了
他一会儿，把眼镜推回鼻梁上，然后说：“嗯，杰克，我想如果它们从天上掉下来，它们会慌乱得可能都忘了怎么四脚着地了。”
然后有个叫露西的女孩。她特别害羞，在课堂上几乎从不说话。但是那天，她看起来心情格外好。当汤普森先生问有没有人能用这个习语造个句子的时候，露西举手了。我们都特别惊讶。她说：“昨天，当我从电影院出来的时候，正下着倾盆大雨，所以我就尽快跑回家了。”汤普森先生对她笑了笑说：“太棒了，露西！看，同学们，这就是使用这个习语的方法。”
但是后来事情变得更有趣了。汤普森先生想做一个练习，让我们表演习语。他叫了几个学生，包括我。他让我们表演“a piece of cake”（小菜一碟）。于是我就假装轻松地拿起一块看不见的蛋糕然后吃了起来。另一个学生汤姆，他有点笨手笨脚的，在试图展示这件事有多容易的时候被自己的脚绊倒了。汤普森先生笑了，说：“嗯，汤姆，对你来说‘a piece of
cake’似乎有点难啊。”
在课程结束的时候，汤普森先生给我们讲了个笑话。他说：“为什么英语这么疯狂呢？因为它不是法语呀！”我们都笑了。那堂英语课是最搞笑、最难忘的课之一。从那天起，我就总是盼着汤普森先生的课，就想看看接下来还会发生什么有趣的事情。
funny story英语幽默故事
5.有个老头儿的狗死了，老头就把死狗打包托运准备带回家乡厚葬。但是托运的时候
机场的人不知道是死的，下飞机的时候发现是死的，吓坏了。以为把狗托运死了。于是就
派人去附近狗市买了一个一模一样的。后来这老头打开行李发现狗活了。于是老头给吓死
了！
3. 在中国有一个最凶残的人，名叫活活，因为我们常看到或听到：活活把人打死了
、活活把人逼死了、活活把人气死了；活活把人急死了……在中国，有一个最可怜的人，
名叫活活，因为我们也常看到或听到：活活被打死了、活活被急死了、活活被逼死了、活
活被气死了……
.美术老师问学生：“你为什么交白卷？”学生说：“我画了啊！我画的是牛吃草 。”老师问：“那草呢？”他说：“被牛吃掉了。”老师问：“那牛呢？”他说：“吃完
草走了。”
A Baby Sister
Nurse: Don't you like your new
baby sister, Johnnie?
Johnnie: She’s all right, but I wish
she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got
a new sister, and now he'll think I'm
trying to copy him.
Imitation
A schoolboy went home with a
pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and have your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because
it's empty. It'll be all right when youhave got something in it."
Shortly afterwards Dad come in
from the office, complaining of a headache.
20个英语笑话爆笑超短_1分钟英语笑话故事精选
20个英语笑话爆笑超短_1分钟英语笑话故事精选
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45
minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I
slipped back two."
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get
here?"
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
你是怎样来的?
一个冬天的早晨，一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班。“外面太滑了，我每向前迈一步，就要向后退两步。”
老板狐疑地看着他。“噢，是吗?那你是怎样到这里来的?”
“后来我决定放弃，”他说，“然后我就往家里走。”
Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my
few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered
truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got
the job.
I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years
before I passed.
创造性
第一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。
小学五年级英语幽默小故事（三篇）
【 导语】英语故事会出现学⽣认识或是不认识的单词，⽽这个单词的重复不断出现，会加深同学们对单词的记忆，这种记忆
不同于⼀般的死记硬背，⽽是在潜移默化中，让学⽣记住单词，并且不枯燥。以下是整理的《⼩学五年级英语幽默⼩故事（三篇）》，希望帮助到您。
【拥抱你的敌⼈】 Across a small drugstore, a large chain store was newly opened and would defeat the businessof thesmall drugstore.
The shopkeeper of the drugstore went to a priest to talk about his concern. The priestsuggested, “You stand in front ofyour store every day to pray for it to prosper, and then turnaround to pray for that chain store likewise, that is, to embrace your
enemy in public.”
Some days later, as what the shopkeeper worried, his store shut down, but he was appointedas the manager of thechain store, and earned more than before.
⼀间⼩杂货店对⾯新开了⼀家⼤型连锁商店，这家商店即将打垮杂货店的⽣意。
杂货店⽼板找牧师诉苦。牧师建议他：“每天早上站在商店门前祈祷你的商店⽣意兴隆，然后转过⾝去，也同样祈祷那家
连锁商店，也就是当众拥抱你的敌⼈。” ⼀段⽇⼦后，正如这⼈当初所担⼼的，他的商店关门了，但他却被聘为那家连锁店的经理，⽽且收⼊⽐以前更好。
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英语笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。本文是有关英语笑话故事带翻译，希望对大家有帮助!
Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing
their husbands' faults.
"We've been married fifteen years," one woman said, "and every night after
dinner my husband always complains about the food."
"How terrible!" exclaimed the other. "Does it bother you?"
"Why should it bother me?" her friend replied. "if he can't only stand his
own cooking?"
现代生活
两个老朋友分别多年之后又见面了，很快就开始谈起各自丈夫的缺点。
“我们结婚十五年了，”一个妇女说道，“每天晚饭后，我丈夫总要抱怨饭菜。”
“真可恶!”另一个惊呼道。“难道你不烦吗?”
“我烦什么?”她的朋友答道。“他不过是忍受不了自己的烹调技术。”
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The
conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his
stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
30个英语幽默童话故事
30个英语幽默童话故事
1、农夫和熊
英语单词：
farmer 农夫、 fiy 苍蝇、 bear 熊。
Farmer 孤零零一人，他想，要是能找到一个朋友，就好了。
Farmer和 bear成了好朋友，他们很开心。两个朋友手拉手一块儿散步。
Farmer躺下来休息，bear一点也为累，坐在旁边。
“我要睡觉，别把我弄醒。” Bear忠实地守护着Farmer。
嗡嗡嗡，一只fiy飞来了。Bear挥了挥前掌，赶走了fiy。
Fiy又落到了Farmer的头上，bear拿起一块大石头嘭的一下砸向fiy。
天啊，Farmer脑袋上血肉模糊，已经死了。
2、农夫和蛇
英语单词：
snake 蛇、horse 马、son 儿子。
有一位善良的Farmer，总爱帮助别人。
在雪地上他看到一条snake 。 “噢，snake被冻僵了，太可怜了！”
“裹进棉衣暖和暖和吧！” Farmer脱下了棉衣。
“进怀里来暖和暖和吧！” Farmer把snake 放进怀里。
snake在怀里蠕动，终于醒过来了。snake伸出毒针，狠狠地咬了一口Farmer。
“啊！”Farmer倒地地上， horse大声嘶叫。Farmer的儿子赶来，“哪里跑！”
Farmer死前告诫儿子，任何时候都不要可怜恶人。
3、青蛙搬家
英语单词：
wildgoose 大雁、frog 青蛙、 water 水。
frog和两个wildgoose在一起生活的很低快活。
Wildgoose哥哥说：“这儿没有火，咱们到别处去吧。”
Frog嚷着：“我也要和你们 一起去。”
“你如何能跟上我们呢？”
frog找来一条棍子说：“用这根棍子带上我。” “好办法，好办法”。他们都很高兴。获至宝他们就这样飞起来了。
“大家快来看，wildgoose带着frog飞。 又来到一村，人们喊：“wildgoose真聪明！”
frog着急地喊道：“这办法是我想出来的。” frog从天上摔到地上。
英语小笑话带翻译
英语小笑话带翻译
英语小笑话带翻译（精选12篇）
笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。下面是店铺为大家整理的关于英语的小笑话带翻译，欢迎大家的阅读。
英语小笑话带翻译 篇1
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
英语小笑话带翻译 篇2
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China
from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city
bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank
counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money
was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir,
and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly
from America."
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
超搞笑的英语故事笑话
1 5 超搞笑的英语故事笑话
导读：我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《超搞笑的英语故事笑话》的内容，具体内容：自古以来,我们中国人就有幽默的传统,而笑话作为一种流传最广的幽默形式,一直为人们喜爱。下面是我带来的，欢迎阅读!篇一You
Do Have a Problem 你真...
自古以来,我们中国人就有幽默的传统,而笑话作为一种流传最广的幽默形式,一直为人们喜爱。下面是我带来的，欢迎阅读!
篇一
You Do Have a Problem 你真是有问题了!
A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to
the bathroom.
一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。
"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the doctor.
"你早上有小便吗?"医生问他。
"Yeah, every morning at six oclock."
"有，每天早上六点钟。"
"And how are your bowel movements?"
"那大便情况如何?"
"Seven oclock very morning, just like clockwork."
"像时钟一样，我每天准时七点钟上大号。"
"So whats the problem?" 2 5 "那问题到底出在哪里呢?"
"I dont get up until eight."
"我八点钟才起床。"
篇二
The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall 爬得越高，跌得越重
The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patient
英语幽默小故事汇总大全
英语幽默小故事汇总大全
幽默(yōu mò)它是外来词,这是一个音、意两译的词,其表达恰到好处。一些幽默的英语故事,能提高我们阅读英语的兴趣,从而提高英语的阅读能力。下面小编给大家介绍关于英语幽默小故事，方便大家学习。
英语幽默小故事1
Put Down My Shepherd Dog
Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a
shepherd and a huge flock of
sheep. He tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one
of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock. "
The shepherd thinks it over ; it's a big flock so he takes the bet.
"973," says the man. The shepherd is astonished, because that is
exactly right. The shepherd says, "OK, I'm a man of my word, take
an animal." Man picks one up and begins to walk away .
Wait, cries the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even .
Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation ." Man
says sure. "You are a quantitative economist for a government
think tank ," says the shepherd. "Amazing!" responds the man,
简单幽默英语小故事[英语笑话故事大全]
简单幽默英语小故事[英语笑话故事大全]
英语笑话故事大全
英语笑话故事大全 1.A school report 学校成绩单 The
father was reading the school report which had just been handed
to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(愤怒的) as he
read, “English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair.“ and he
gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年，小伙子). "Well,
Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you
seen that" And he pointed to the next line which read, "health,
excellent." 父亲在看他那满怀希望的儿子带回来的学校成绩单。他边看边露出愤 怒的表情：
“英语，差;法语，差;数学，中。”他厌恶地瞥了在发抖的儿子一眼。
“爸爸，”儿子说，“可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗”他指了 指下一行：“健康状况，优。” 2.Clever Bobby 聪明的博比 Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking
to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was. "The boy is
only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He"s going
to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you." He took a book
适合高一的英文幽默故事
适合高一的英文幽默故事
适合高一的英文幽默故事
1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平.到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧.”
1.the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one
noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the
afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in
here, I think I'd better take off your ring.
2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了?”
“是啊!”女佣回道.
“亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训.
“我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?”
“可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳.
“我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和.
2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\"
\"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not
married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why
should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I
conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\"