梁山伯与祝英台剧本(新编)
梁山伯与祝英台_戏曲剧本
（电脑布景书馆、门外古槐）幕后音（合唱）同窗共读长三载，相帮相学相敬爱，妹妹多情心暗许，哥哥憨厚鼓里埋。
（灯光亮）（梁山伯、祝英台、马世荣在学馆读书）（马世荣围着祝英台乱看）祝英台嗳，你做什么？马世荣贤弟啊，（唱）你我同窗三年整，今日发现耳环痕，只有女子戴耳环，贤弟啊，你穿耳朵为何因。
祝英台你好恶心。
马世荣（唱）你假装正经不理人，想必你是个女钗裙。
祝英台马师兄，女人怎么了？马世荣孔子曰，唯女子与小人难养也。
祝英台孔圣文章，人所景仰。
可叹将我们的姐妹母亲与小人并论，贬其为“难养”，错错错。
马世荣祝英台，孔圣文章你也敢妄加批评？待我告知先生，不罚你跪三天三夜才怪?祝英台（唱）孟母三迁人敬爱，文姬归汉从容来，昭君和番出关塞，班昭《汉书》映千载，如姬、婕妤女中魁，更有那，代父从军木兰崽，巾帼英雄出代代，建功立业多豪迈，若无孔母养孔子，先贤圣人怎结胎。
梁山伯好。
（唱）信手拈来巧剪裁，一番宏论开眼界，自古女子多奇才，贤弟呀，句句道中我心怀。
（白）（对马世荣）你去告呀。
马世荣这。
梁祝马（师母上，三人同时）师母。
师母常言说师傅领进门，修行在个人。
山伯，你的文章。
梁山伯写好了。
（递与师母）师母（师母看了看，喜悦地）哼。
（点头）英台。
（马世荣开始哆嗦）祝英台请师母过目。
（递与师母）师母（师母看了看，喜悦地）哼，好。
（点头）世荣。
马世荣我。
师母你学的那三字。
（马世荣低下头）第一个。
（马世荣头更低）第二个。
（马世荣再低头）第三个。
（马世荣恨不得钻进地缝儿）马世荣，糊涂虫，一天学了三个字，中间不会两头生。
幕后音（童声合）马世荣，糊涂虫，一天学了三个字，中间不会两头生。
师母也罢，放学去吧，英台留下。
（梁山伯、马世荣下）（掏出书信交与英台，英台接书信）祝英台我爹又来信了。
师母（笑笑）嗯，快看看吧。
祝英台（持书信）（唱）老爹爹的书信我不用看，定然是装病哄我回家转。
师母嗳，英台，还是看看的好啊。
祝英台（看信）（唱）离家读书整三载，爹爹想我得病灾，生身父母谁不爱，我也愿做女乖乖。
梁山伯与祝英台英文剧本
L:What?Pardon?
Z:Because I’ll get married.
英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的mawencai
Liang Shanbo and
Zhu Yingtai
L:Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.!
Z:I love you,too!Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.
L:Zhu Yingtai,long time no see,huh?Who am I I’m Liang Shanbo.I’m here to kill you.
Z:Liang….shanbo.Oh,Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.
M:You!Get out of here.
L:What are you talking about?You wait and see.I’ll give you some color to see see.I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!
Z:America?You
can
come
to
America?Hahahaha
Z:Once upon a time,there was a true love in front of me,I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again,I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him,I should say ten thousand years.That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.
06迎新晚会的小品《梁祝》剧本
06迎新晚会的小品《梁祝》剧本06迎新晚会的梁祝剧本，大家一起怀念一下成立初那个团结的、纯真的历史06 01！演员：梁山伯：彭海燕祝英台：周逸君祝英台父亲：韩磊老师：段杨红学生A：孙强学生B：孙晨露旁白：陈琳剧本、场务、导演、伴奏：俺自己！第一部分地点：教室人物：老师、梁山伯、祝英台、学生AB旁白：第一幕，教室里。
[铃响，老师进教室]老师：（环视）少人吧？人呢？学生AB：不！知！道！（此时梁山伯与祝英台携手进教室）老师：站住！梁山伯：（看表）这才几点啊？（推眼镜）啊？你是？祝英台：（拉梁山伯的手）这是我们老师啊！梁山伯：啊！（立正）老师好！老师：你们去哪了？为什么迟到？祝英台：报告老师，我们去学雷锋做好事的。
梁山伯：是的，老师，我们去扶老奶奶过街，后来她一定要我们去她家坐坐。
老师：你们手牵手的去扶老奶奶过街？（梁山伯与祝英台看自己的手，立刻松开）老师：你们俩的事情，我都知道了，下课以后到我办公室来。
好，回座位吧。
现在我们上课，今天讲的内容是《蝴蝶的生长过程》。
第二部分地点：祝英台家人物：老师，祝英台父亲旁白：第二幕，祝英台家。
祝父：（打太极拳）太极生两仪，两仪生四相，四相生八卦，八卦生万物。
老师：祝老爷子，你好悠闲啊！祝父：是老师您啊！常言道，自歌自舞自开怀，且喜无拘无束无碍，我现在走下讲台，退居二线，那叫一个悠闲自在，老师您今后放下教鞭，小人寒舍欢迎您常来！蒸两壶小酒，整一桌小菜，保叫老师您乐不思蜀，还想再来！对了，今天是什么风把你吹来？老师：我来是因为你家宝贝女儿，你家祝英台。
祝父：哦，我知道，那是很可爱，很清纯，很美丽，很标志的！老师：不是这个，是因为你家英台——祝父：相当可爱，相当清纯，相当美丽，相当标——老师：你家祝英台，她早恋了！祝父：什么？你搞错了吧？没有，大家都看到了，祝英台自己也不否认。
祝父：打了这么久的太极拳，我知道凡事都要缓行，这个恋爱也不能例外，我二十岁才跟孩子她娘谈恋爱，想当年我们约会，一见钟情——老师：stop！祝父：我是说，英台今年刚十八岁，我绝对不容许她比我早！老师：那你好好劝劝她吧。
英文原创剧本(现代版梁山伯与祝英台)
Dora: Several hundred years ago, there was a famous couple in China. The boy was liangShanbo, the girl was Zhu Yingtai. They loved each other deeply.However, because of their extremely different social statue, they were separated at last. What their story will be like in modern society? Let’s see it.--------In the classroom--------Dora: Welcome to our university----NEFU, the biggest university in the world. Here you’re lucky enough to get the best education in the world, at the same time, you can meet the most beautiful English teacher in the world. Me, but meeting such terrible students—you, all of you, is so unlucky for me! You should follow my way: No food, No drink, No call, No talk, No kiss, No, No, No!Now, I’m going to make a hall call. You should say here! Grant! Grant: Here (stands up and bows to the teacher)Dora: Joni !Joni: Here (stands up and bows to the teacher)Dora: Liang Shanbo!Liang：Hello, everybody. It’s my honor here to introduce the most handsome, intelligent and attractive guy to you. But don’tadmire me too much. I have already got my sweetheart (look at each other’s eyes and kiss)Dora: Stop! stop！（Liang open the fan and sit down）Dora: Zhu Yingtai?Zhu: Here! Please remember the most gorgeous girl in this class is me! Next time, it’s no need to call my name!Dora: Class begins! Turn to the page99, look at the first exercise. Joni, you answer the first 2 questions.Joni: (P99-3,4)Dora: ok! Next three questions, Grant!Grant: ( P99, 1, 5, 2)Dora: I’ve got an extra question. Who wrote HAMLET? Joni: I’m sorry, I have no idea!Dora: Grant?Grant: I don’t know, I don’t know, I really don’t know!Dora: Zhu Yingtai?Zhu: Shakespeare , are you really an university teacher? Do yo u think I’m a kid? That’s such an easy question.Dora:(Dora turns the pages angrily) next question where is Get tysburg ? liang shanbo.Liang shanbo: it is in the Pennsylvania. And I have got a speechf our score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new nation , conceived in libert and dedicated t o the great proposition that all men are created equal. now we a re engaged in a great Civil War ,testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated ,can endure long. Dora: enough enough sit down.(Dora turns around to write) (Jon i tabs Liang slightly)Joni: I think I am probably, maybe , possibly……(Joni sings: deep deep or deep deep down ,deep down in my hea rt)Liang sings: do you love liangshanbo , deep down in your heart? Joni sings: yes ,I love liangshanbo ,deep down in my heart Liang : I know you are really really good(Joni feels so happy and surprised)Zhu: how dare you betray me and love such a terrible girl? (throw the book onto the desk at full tilt)Dora : what are doing? Zhuyingtai, stand here ,say sorry to the whole class!(zhu feels ashamed and runs out of the room, liang sings”only y ou “ and then follows zhu )ACT2Two days later is ZhuYingtai’s bi rthday. LiangShanbo has prepared for it for a long time.LiangShanbo: (call Yingtai)Honey,what do you want to eat for breakfast? Butter and bread, egg and rice,or Baozi? ZhuYingtai: Maybe you can buy something from KFC,maybe pizza, or you can buy some drink from Starbucks？LiangShanbo: Yingtai,you know ,I really don’t have enough money……..ZhuYingtai :Stop.Stop.Stop. I don’t want to talk with you anymore. I won’t go to class today.(she hang up the cellphone angrily.)LiangShanbo:OK, BYEBYE.LiangShanbo: (tell to himself ) I should try to make my baby be happy. What should I do ? Oh! Her birthday. LiangShanbo:Joni, look at my eyes, you know,I appreciate your good looks very much. There will be a party two days later in Yintai’s home. I expect your coming truthfully. Could yo u?Joni: Yes,yes. I surly will.LiangShanbo: Grant, There will be a party two days later in Yintai’s home. If you don't come,heihei………will you ?Grant:I know ,I know.LiangShanbo: Oh my dear teacher, two days later is Yingta’s birthday. I know Lingtai has offended you too many times. But in her heart , I know,she respects you very much. We have stayed here for two years, I really hope ……..Teacher: Don’t worry, she is a lovely girl in my heart. I love all my students. I am too kind to pay attention to it. LiangShanbo: thanks thanks.Now Liangshanbo is waiting at the gate of Yngtai’s home . Zhu Yingtai stand with him unwillingly.(Joni ,Grant, teacher come and go into the room)Liang Shanbo:welcome,welcome, help yourselves.Zhu Yingtai: How stupid you are. Why did you invite them to my house? I don’t like them.How can you decide things without my permission? Don't be so selfish.LiangShanbo: you know ,they are your friends.Zhu Yingtai: friends friends, I don't need friends. All I need is money.LiangShanbo: If you don't have friends, you can not succeed. Friends can give you care. Friends can give you warm. Friends can give you strength.Zhu Yingtai: can friends give me the best car in the world. Can friends give me money ? can friends give me the most beautiful house ?The answer is absolutely no. I hope you can know that money is everything. I also hope you can have the capability to earn a lot of money.LiangShanbo: Honey, today is your birthday. Let’s stop quarreling.(they go into the room.)LiangShanbo: ok, let’s begin our party. First ,let’s have a game. Say the number one by one. You can’t say three and the times of three.Zhu Yingtai: oneJoni : twoGrant: fourLiang Shanbo: fiveTeacher: sixAll the people: wrong ,wrong, wrong. punishment. Punishment. Punishment.Teacher: what should I do?Joni: imitate the letter.Teacher : (she imitate the Y B C K)All the people: great,great. Let’s go on!Zhu Yingtai: sevenGrant: eightJoni : nineAll the people: wrong, wrong, wrongJoni :OK , I will sing a song .(Just one last dance)Liang Shanbo: tenTeacher: elevenGrant: twelveAll the people: wrong, wrong, wrongZhu yingtai: imitate the animal. Imitate the animal. Grant: (imitate monkey, mouse, snake, rabbit)(applause)All the people : let’s go on. let’s go on.Liang shanbo :thirteenZhu Yingtai: What a shame!LiangShanbo : I will use my action to show my love . (he shouts to the outside:”yingtai, I love you” then he turn back, say to yingtai”would you marry me ?”)Zhu Yingtai: I am too tired, Let’s stop here.(everyone go back to their house)Zhu Yingtai:I can't imagine that is my last time to play with them. I can't imagine, a month later,I’m in America. I can’t imagine the moment when BOBO stay with me is the most happinest moment in my life.ACT3Place: at the airportDora: Three years later ,Zhu Yingtai is offered a chance o go to American for further study.While poor Lian Shanbo has to stay in China. What will the two do?Zhu Yingtai: It has only one hour left. Why doesn’t he come here ? Get up too lat e ? Traffic jam? Or he doesn’t want to see me any more? This is the last time for him to see me. Why doesn’t he cherish it? 666 days together , how long the time is ! Does he forget all of these unforgettable days? I hope he can come here. It has only 30 minutes left! I will wait until the last minute.Liang Shanbo:(he hugs Zhu Yingtai from the back and murmurs to her ) You’re always my love. No matter it is in the past, present or future. How can I let you go? I’ve hesitated for such a long time. I still want to ask you a question. Will you stay with me forever?Zhu Yingtai: (she turn around and look at Liang Shanbo) BoBo, you know, that’s my dream. I can not give up.Liang Shanbo:Yingtai, what I want to tell you is that I have made so many sweet dreams for our future. I have a dream that we can share a cup of hot milk together in the cold winter. I have a dream that we can get married and have a baby. I have a dream that we can have our grindchildren around us when we are old. I have a dream that we can stick to each other till death do us apart.Joni:How infatuated the boy is !If I were that girl ,I would choose to stay here .marry him .have a baby and company him till death .Grant:How selfish the boy is !life is cruel .Only love can not make money .how can the boy use love to stop the girl from pursuing her dream ?Zhu :bobo,I also have many sweet dreams.I have a dream that we can share the most luxurious hot milk together in the cold winter .I have a dream that we can get married in the most magnificent palace .I have a dream that we can send our grandchildren to the best university in the world .I have a dream that we can have a conspicuous funeral when we pass away .Joni :how practical the girl is .dosen’t she know the happiest thing in the world is to have a common life with her true love ? Grant :money is everything .without money we can get nothing .How clever the girl is!she knows the most important thing is money .Dora：Ladies and gentlemen .flight 512 to New York is leaving in 15 minutes .please be on board .Liang :Yingtai(take out a letter ,cloth ,toy)do you remember?these things? This is what you wrote for me. This is what you bought for me. This is what you made for me.Joni: How romantic their love is ! So many memories, so many promises, so much happiness, how can the girl abandon them totally?Grant: To be a man, we should be powerful, we should be rich ,we should be brave, how can the boy be so silly?Dora: Ladies and Gentlemen, Flight 521 to New York is leaving in 5minutes. Please be on board quickly.Liang Shanbo: This is my last gift for you. Even though we can not stay together in this life, I hope you can be my wife in next life.（give the ring to Zhu and then they separate.）Joni dances~。
梁祝新编-精品文案范文
梁祝新编梁祝新编剧本：梁祝新编（演员：梁山伯，祝英台，祝父，祝母，马文采，旁白）梁祝音乐响起，音乐声中，旁白：感谢大家今天来听我说书，在很久很久以前，有一个声名显赫的祝家，祝英台是家中独女，那一天，她的父母把她郑重地叫到身边。
（祝母，英台，祝父上，音乐停）祝母：英台，妈咪要送你去哈佛上学。
英台：哎呀妈呀，太好了。
祝父：小样，先别激动，哈佛指的是哈尔滨男子佛学院，所以你要女扮男装。
（三人下）旁白：尽管这样，英台还是从海南岛的家里一路奔向哈尔滨，（一路向北音乐响起），在哈佛学院的时候，美丽的祝英台邂逅了英俊的山伯兄，但他不知道她是女儿身。
那一天……（山伯，英台上，音乐停）山伯：英台兄，今天天气炎热，咱们一起去洗个澡吧。
英台：你……你怎么能这样，流氓！（下）山伯：嘿，洗澡怎么了，这什么人啊，跟个小姑娘似的，扭扭捏捏的，切！（跟着下）旁白：后来，英台终于告诉了山伯自己的真实身份。
（山伯，英台上）英台：山伯，我要告诉你一件事情，其实……其实我是女孩子。
山伯：what?it’simpos sible!英台：你小子不信我四不？那好吧，俺证明给你看！（山伯做惊恐装，英台把带拉锁的衣服拉开，从上衣兜里掏出一张卡片）英台：给！身份证！（英台，山伯下）旁白：祝英台换成女装后，那真实柳叶弯眉樱桃口，谁见了她都乐意瞅，特别是那个梁山伯，一见了她就浑身发抖，总之，梁祝相爱了。
（山伯以邀舞的姿态请英台上来）山伯唱：对面的女孩看过来，看过来，看过来，这里的表演很精彩，其实我很可爱。
英台唱：我是女生，漂亮的女生，（交际舞转一圈）我是女生，你不懂女生。
（双手指山伯，停，站在场中央）山伯：台儿，俺稀罕你，如果非要俺在这份感情上给个准信儿的话，俺希望是……（祝父，祝母上）祝母：一秒钟，你小子想干吗！祝父：darling,你先不要这么说嘛，怎么说人家也是先进的良好青年啊。
英台，山伯：是啊，我们正要加入求是学会，在共产主义的道路上朝前迈，做新世纪的革命情侣！（做忠字舞的跃进状）祝母：你们给我闭嘴！（下）旁白：梁祝的爱情经受着前所未有的考验。
有关现代版梁山伯与祝英台的英语短剧本
有关现代版梁山伯与祝英台的英语短剧本篇一：梁山伯与祝英台英文版话剧稿《梁山伯与祝英台》英文版话剧主角：梁山伯、祝英台、马文才配角：男、女考官、女主持人画外音：梁山伯梦想有朝一日成为ccTV的主持人，梁山伯是外语盲，但吃苦不忘学习，尤其擅长模仿马丁·路德金的演讲。
梁山伯：IhaveadreamthatonedayIcangotothecolumbiauniversitywith祝英台.Ihaveadream女主持人：oK,oK!Iknowyouhaveadream,butwaitamoment,nowit’smygreathounortowelcomeourfinalstudent–马文才fromcolumbiauniversitytointroducethesecretofhisdream.马文才：Thankyou!我是你们英俊潇洒、风流倜傥的同学-马文才.Ifyoulikeme,youdon’tliketostayup,youknowstayingupismotgoodforyouskin,especially,your,you r,your,youreyes.音乐（马）：IbelieveIcanfly.马文才：Icangoabroad.梁山伯：wakeup,wakeup音乐（马）：IbelieveIcanfly.马文才:英台,couldyoufollowwithme梁山伯：shewillgoabroadwithme女主持人：oK,oK!stop,文才文才talkingabout.Don’tnoticeofthem.nowreadafterme.earlytodayandearlytonightmakeamanhealt hy,wealthyandwise.三人齐道：earlytodayandearlytonightmakeamanhealthy,wealthyandwise.画外音：几个月后，长景托福考场，某口语考官开始问问题。
梁山伯与祝英台 戏曲剧本
梁山伯与祝英台戏曲剧本梁山伯与祝英台-戏曲剧本（电脑布景书馆、门外古槐）幕后音（演唱）同窗共波来三载，R500L相学二者敬爱，妹妹多情心暗许，哥哥豪爽锣里掩埋。
（灯光亮）（梁山伯、祝英台、马世荣在学馆读书）（马世荣围著祝英台乱看看）祝英台嗳，你搞什么？马世荣贤弟啊，（唱）你我同窗三年整，今日发现耳环痕，只有女子戴耳环，贤弟啊，你穿耳朵为何因。
祝英台你好恶心。
马世荣（演唱）你假装正经任凭人，想必你就是个女钗裙。
祝英台马师兄，女人怎么了？马世荣孔子曰，唯女子与小人银屑病也。
祝英台孔圣文章，人所景仰。
可叹将我们的姐妹母亲与小人并论，贬其为“难养”，错错错。
马世荣祝英台，孔圣文章你也敢于之说抨击？等待我知会先生，不判罚你跪下三天三夜才怪?祝英台（演唱）孟母三迁人敬爱，文姬归汉淡然去，昭君和番回京纳，班昭《汉书》百花千载，如姬、婕妤女中魁，更存有那，代父从军木兰崽，巾帼英雄出来代代，建功立业多豪放，若无孔母养孔子，先贤圣人怎结胎。
梁山伯好。
（唱）信手拈来巧剪裁，一番宏论开眼界，自古女子多奇才，贤弟呀，句句道中我心怀。
（白）（对马世荣）你去告呀。
马世荣这。
梁祝马（师母上，三人同时）师母。
师母常言说师傅领进门，修行在个人。
山伯，你的文章。
梁山伯写好了。
（递与师母）师母（师母看看了看看，欢欣地）嗯。
（摇头）英台。
（马世荣已经开始颤抖）祝英台请师母过目。
（递与师母）师母（师母看看了看看，欢欣地）嗯，不好。
（摇头）世荣。
马世荣我。
师母你学的那三字。
（马世荣低下头）第一个。
（马世荣头更低）第二个。
（马世荣再低头）第三个。
（马世荣恨不得钻进地缝儿）马世荣，糊涂虫，一天学了三个字，中间不会两头生。
幕后音（童声合）马世荣，糊涂虫，一天学了三个字，中间不会两头生。
师母也罢，放学去吧，英台留下。
（梁山伯、马世荣下）（掏出书信交与英台，英台接书信）祝英台我爹又来信了。
师母（笑笑）嗯，快看看吧。
祝英台（抱持书信）（演唱）旧爹爹的书信我不必看看，定然就是装病逗我回家转回。
梁祝新编
梁祝新编角色：梁山伯祝英台四九银心马文才跟班贾兄林兄旁白旁白：“in a farway mountain village, village, have a beautiful school, have some story~” ke ,ke ,OK, I’ll be more serious. look, the scenery here has great charm, can you see them ?If you can’t ,please to imagine by yourself. In such a place, has just completed a university, it’s name is”WEN CAI school”“在一个遥远的小山村，小呀小山村，有一个美丽的小学校，有些小故事~”咳咳，好吧，作为旁白我严肃点。
看，这里山清水秀，鸟语花香，有蝴蝶，小鸟，各种飞禽走兽，看到了没？？看到了吗？看不到请自行想象，就在这样一个地方，刚建成一所大学，它是由马文才的父亲资助建造的，名为“文才school”（马文才，跟班上）马：hei, I want to show you that, here is my university ,my birthday gifts.In future, you’ll go to school with me . 哥几个看过来，这里就是我爹送给我的18岁生日礼物，今后你们就和我一起来这里上学吧！跟着我好歹也要有点文化嘛，对不对？21世纪我们需要的就是人才！贾：can we go to school to study? Oh, my god, when we are young, teacher told me ”you are stupid, you can’t become a university student, never! ”boss, you are aways take the heart with lilliputian to spendthe abdomen of gentleman. （热泪盈眶）真的可以来这里上学，哎呀，像我们这种读到小学五年级就被踢出去掉的人竟然也可以上大学了！！太感人了，马大哥真是以小人之心度君子之腹的大好人啊~林：pass off, jia what do you say? well, you really need learn how to speak. I’m better than you , I’m graduated from junior high school,you're generous! Help us go to school,I think you will become a famous person.文才兄真是慷慨大方，竟然免费让我兄弟二人入学，将来定是国家栋梁啊~马：are you joke? You need to pay for it.开什么玩笑，学费照付，杂费照出，我会告诉你现在学校除了我只有你们两吗？无论什么时代，赚钱才是王道。
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梁山伯与祝英台剧本(新编)
梁行至舞台中央，正欲于观众打招呼，台下左部分观众打着“西游记迷”的牌子，开始热情鼓掌嚣叫：“我们是西游记迷！我们是西游记迷！”）（注：若字幕牌子达别到醒目的效果才使用口号，否则别用。
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梁：（在一旁傻眼）众位看官，俺要解释，俺别是孙悟空，俺可不能武功（乐律唱词），小弟乃是湖南人氏，姓梁，名山伯……
（台下右部分观众打着“水浒传迷”的牌子，以热烈鼓掌与嚣叫打断梁的说话，其中一人高唱：“大河向东流，天上的星星参北斗……”）
梁：（几欲晕倒，忙制止）：错了，你们都弄错了。
这出剧目别是演《西游记》，也别是演《水浒》，而是上演《梁祝》呀！
（台下忽然一片寂静，半晌，有人小声嘀咕，“哎，你除了四大名著之外，看过其它的书没有？”答：“没有，你说“梁祝”是啥玩艺呢！”）
梁：（听见，气急败坏，大叫）编剧，编剧，编剧快给我滚上来，快，快！
编剧：（一溜烟的跑上来）请咨询梁兄有何指教！
梁：（抓起编剧就打，拳打足踢）你个臭皮匠，写个剧本比你足还臭，告诉过你别要如此瞎编的，你偏作耳边风，看我别打死你，打死你。
编剧：（蹲着逃避）哎呀，别打了，别打了，我如何知道如今的大学生文化水平都低成如此了！
书童：（放下担子赶紧上前劝阻，拉开梁）别打了，别打了，你打在他身痛在我心呀！梁：（后退，默默走到一旁，沉晌半刻）什么原因如今的大学生这样堕降，沉迷于电脑、游戏与络，难道还有这样龌龊的东西。
哎，我如今就要去中国第一的商学院梦之奇迹mba 书院读书了，我的结局会和他们一样吗？我的结局会和他们一样吗？……（小声叨念，转头向舞台一边走去）路漫漫其修远兮，吾将上下而求索，上下而求索……（渐远）
（书童扶起编剧，暧昧的分别，挑起担子，追上梁，从舞台一边下。
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（舞台另一边，祝英台与其女侍齐上。
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祝：雄兔足扑朔，雌兔眼迷离，两兔傍地走，安能辨我是雌雄？。