有趣的中式英语大全
这些雷人的中式英文,你中枪了吗
这些雷人的中式英文，你中枪了吗?当代大学生学英语时最擅长什么?Chinglish说得一套一套的!比如说，"Good good study, day day up."(好好学习，天天向上)"I will give you some color to see see!"(我要给你点颜色瞧瞧)“People mountain people sea."(人山人海)。
敲黑板划重点了! 除了以上这些雷人的中式英文，还有一些看起来得体合理的表达，99%的大学生都会用错!下面是小编为您收集整理的这些雷人的中式英文，你中枪了吗?，供大家参考!这些雷人的中式英文，你中枪了吗?一、on the one hand, on the other hand这个短语一般被翻译成“一方面，另一方面...”中文里有叙述两方面事件的意思，这两方面并不矛盾冲突，甚至关联不大。
然而在英文中，它表达的是两个不同因素或相反角度。
在这里提醒大家要注意了，以后不要把该短语当成简单罗列或并列的表达了。
二、play the phone一问到“玩手机”用英语怎么表达，大多数同学都会脱口而出“play the phone”或“play my phone”，那只能残忍地告诉你：都!不!对!play表示“玩”这层意思的时候，后边接的一定是“玩的对象”。
举个例子：球类、乐器类都可以接在play后面，但我们说的"玩手机"，是花时间在手机上用它来进行一些娱乐活动，手机只是一个工具，一个载体。
正确的表达是“spend time on the phone”，另外打开/关闭手机不是“open/close the phone”，而是“turn/switch on/off the phone”。
三、no thanks只会说“thank you”远不够，还要学会回应别人的感谢!表达“不用谢/不客气”别再用“no thanks”，“You are welcome.”“My pleasure.”“Don't mention it.”都可以表达“不用谢”的意思，随便你挑哪个用都可以!顺便一提，回应别人的“why”，也别再糊里糊涂地用“no why”，英文里根本没这个说法!正确的表达是“no reason”。
经典的中式英语
经典的中式英语1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ？how old are you？怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don’t bird me，I don’t bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see，brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody！if you have something to say，then say！if you have nothing to say，go home！！有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop！！你给我站住！8．know is know,noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知……9．WATCH SISTER表妹10．dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mouse’son can make hole！！龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough美中不足12．one car come one car go ，two car pengpeng，people die车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open心花怒放14．go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过15.U R American girl 你是美女。
中式英语大全
中式英语大全1.We two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁啊2.How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你？怎么老是你？3.You don't bird me, I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4.You have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers！Together up！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5.Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say, gohome! 有事起奏，无事退朝6.You me you me 彼此彼此7.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！8.Know is know no know is no know 知之为知之，不知为不知…9.Watch sister. 表妹10.Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’ son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足12.Heart flower angry open 心花怒放13.Go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过14.If you want money, I have no;15.If you want life, I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条16.I call Li old big. to year 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
17.You have two down son。
你有两下子。
18.As far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！19.I give you face you don’t wanna face, you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸20.Handsome Year, Morning Die（英年早逝）21.Letter mouth female yellow（信口雌黄）22.If you old three old four, I will give you some colour see see 如果你老三老四，我就给你点颜色看看23.Good good study, Day day up（好好学习，天天向上）24.Proud Clean Ten Big Cool Punishment（满清十大酷刑）25.The King who is f***ing is son of The King who has f***ed.（金正日是金日成的儿子。
[搞笑] 中式英语大全
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[搞笑] 中式英语大全[搞笑] 中式英语大全[size=2]1. 爱他妈的谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四：no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come，one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of smallpeople’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll show you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see （这个用法已经被当地的美国口语，尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受）29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see?34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I?45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I nowvery busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?54. 你他妈的：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 請別碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red （我在中国的某一个挂历中看到）85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：I follow you!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover 101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one 106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?107. 一分耕耘一分收穫：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：One look clock love109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update112. 远水解不了近渴：Far water car not save near thirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah 114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?115. 怎么是你：how are you?116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行？：this too good?118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know，no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year 120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past 124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five126. 作早操：do early [/size]。
爆笑中式英语
搞笑的中式英语段子
搞笑的中式英语段子中式英语，一种有趣的语言现象，是指中国人使用英语时出现的语法、用词、发音等方面的错误或变形。
这种语言现象在中国已经非常普遍，甚至成为一种文化现象。
以下是一些搞笑的中式英语段子。
1. 一位老师在考试时说：“Stop cheating, otherwise I will call your mom and dad to come here to watch.”（停止作弊，否则我会叫你们的父母来这里看着你们。
）这句话中的“watch”应该是“witness”。
2. 一位厨师在菜单上写：“Mrs. Sunflower soup”（太太向日葵汤），正确的应该是“Sunflower seed soup”。
3. 一位餐馆服务员问顾客：“Do you want Chinese chopsticks or English chopsticks？”（你想要中式筷子还是英式筷子？）筷子本来就是中式器具，所以应该是“wooden chopsticks”或“plastic chopsticks”。
4. 一位电视台主持人在节目中说：“I have a good news to tell you.”（我有一条好消息要告诉你们。
）正确的应该是“I have some good news to tell you.”。
5. 一位老师在课堂上说：“Everyone, please turn off your phone, or I will turn off your head.”（大家请把手机关掉，否则我会把你们的头关掉。
）正确的应该是“I will confiscate your phone.”。
6. 一位商店老板告诉顾客：“We have a very cheap price, onlyexpensive.”（我们的价格非常便宜，只有贵。
）正确的应该是“We havea very expensive price, only cheap.”7. 一位旅游导游在介绍景点时说：“This is the most beautiful view you can’t see in China.”（这是中国最美的景色，你们看不到。
十大经典中式英语
十大经典中式英语以《十大经典中式英语》为标题，写一篇3000字的中文文章中式英语是指中国人使用的英语，这种英语会有一些中国的特色，比如用汉语谐音来表达英语，比如不正宗的英语结构等等。
在中国，很多人都会用中式英语，有一些十分有特色的中式英语。
下面介绍的就是十大经典的中式英语：1、“Ai Ya”：这是一句十分有中国特色的英文，意思是“哎呀”，十分常用，表达有不好的感受。
2、“Bull shit”：这是一种比较俚语的说法，意思是“废话”，是表示不赞同某种看法时常用的词汇。
3、“You know what！”：这句话主要用于表达震惊、惊讶，也可以表达怒气。
4、“Shut up！”：这句话表示生气或不耐烦，常用于对别人的反对。
5、“What’s up?”：这句话的中文意思是“最近怎么样？”，常用于向他人打招呼。
6、“Not bad”：这句话可以表达对某种情况的满意，类似于“还不错”。
7、“No problem”：这句话表达十分轻松的感觉，比如“不用担心，没问题”。
8、“Easy does it”：这句话用于表达对一件事情的慎重处理，类似于“小心翼翼”。
9、“Hold on”：这句话可以表达“稍等一下”的意思，也可以表达“不要放弃”的意思。
10、“Lose face”：这句话的意思是“丢脸”，常用于表达一种失败的感受。
以上就是十大经典的中式英语，基本上在中国每个人的英语口语里都会说出一些，这十大经典的中式英语是我们日常充满中式特色的英语口语的主要组成部分。
在中国，“中式英语”是有其独特性的一种英文，这可能是因为我们在英语学习上也受到了很多中国传统文化的影响。
中式英语真正可以表达我们自己的思想，使我们更容易与外国朋友交流。
雷人又有趣：网络票选出的10条中式英语
雷人又有趣：网络票选出的10条中式英语
雷人又有趣：网络票选出的10条中式英语
雷人又引人的中式英ห้องสมุดไป่ตู้什么样？我们来看看网络上票选出来的10条中式英语:
1.horse horse tiger tiger ----―马马虎虎
2.go and look！ ----―走着瞧！
8.you want money,i have no.you want life,i have one！ ----―要钱没有，要命一条！
9.we are brothers，who and who. ----―咱哥俩，谁跟谁啊。
10.I time time miss you！----―我时时想念你。
3.give you some color see see ----―给你点颜色看看
4.how are you？ ----―怎么是你？
5.how old are you？ ----―怎么老是你？！
6.I give you face you dont me face ----―给你脸不要脸
7.red face know me ----―红颜知己
中式英语大全
[搞笑] 中式英语大全[size=2]1. 爱他妈的谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四：no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come，one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll show you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see （这个用法已经被当地的美国口语，尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受）29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see?34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I?45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?54. 你他妈的：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 請別碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red （我在中国的某一个挂历中看到）85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：I follow you!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?107. 一分耕耘一分收穫：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：One look clock love109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update 112. 远水解不了近渴：Far water car not save near thirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?115. 怎么是你：how are you?116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行？：this too good?118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know，no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five126. 作早操：do early [/size]Keep on going Never give upWhere there is a will , there is a way .Be yourself ,and be the person you help to be . （做你自己想要做的那种人）The most perfect human being is the one who most thoroughly addresses himself to the activity of his best powers !God helps those who help themselves！Where there is life, there is hope!“Yest erday is history;tomorrow is mystery;today is a gift.That's why it's called the present.”。
十大爆笑中式英语
英语常用语排行榜
• 001 See you later.
• A: I have to go. • B: See you later.
002 What’s up? • A: Hey! What’s up? • B: Nothing much! As usual.
003 It’s on me. A: The beer is on me. • B: Thank you.
• 004 I mean it. A: Do you really want to quit your job?
• B: I mean it.
005 Check, please. A: Check, please. • B: Yes, sir.
• 006 • Mind your own business.
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• 6.No three, no four. • indecent /dubious • 7. Horse horse tiger tiger • Just so-so. /Nothing special. /careless • 8. One car come,one car go,two car
十大爆笑中式英语
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• 1. Good good study, day day up. • 2. How are you? How old are you? • how could it be you，how could it always be you • You! You again! • 3. You have seed. I will give you some color to see
A: What were you talking about? • B: Mind your own business.
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中式英语汇编1．no three no four 不三不四2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don''t bird me,I don''t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me 彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...9．Watch sister 表妹10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''s son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16．If you want money, I have no; if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！20．I give you face you don’t want face, you lose you face ,I turn my face给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸21．People mountain and people sea. 人山人海22．seven up eight down 七上八下23．love who who 爱谁谁24．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿25．一说：you have seed, give you some colours to see see! 你有种，给你点颜色看看一答：you try try see！你试试看！26．雇主：how much do you want a month?保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you 800块，吃你的，住你的27．wang eight eggs 王八蛋28．no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一29．ice snow clever 冰雪聪明30．Try try see 试试看31．you ask me,I ask who 你问我，我问谁去？32．horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎33．where cool where you stay 哪儿凉快哪儿呆着34．morning three night four 朝三暮四35．sex is good 性本善36．spring spring ,I love die you! 春春，我爱死你了。
37．play a big knife before guan gong 关公面前耍大刀38．you and he have a log 你和他有一腿39．niubility 牛气哄哄40．fire big 火大41．Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过42．We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？。
43．CHicken without sexuaI life 童子鸡44．Four Glad Meatballs 四喜丸子直译：四个开心的肉球45．Wash after relief 用过请冲水解释：中国的厕所光冲（flush）不行，居然还要“洗”（wash）！46．Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁47．At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的48．take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡49．Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着50．colour wolf 色狼51．dry goods 干货52．let the horse come on 放马过来53．red face know me 红颜知己54．look through autumn water 望穿秋水55．go you mother's 去你妈56．May I borrow your light？借光57．Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝58．go and look 走着瞧59．poor light egg 穷光蛋60．first see you，I shit love you 第一次见你，我便爱上了你61．no money no talk 没钱免谈62．dry mother 干妈63．wang old five 王老五64．ten three point 十三点65．money or life？要钱还是要命？66．power line 电源线67．play an ax before luban 班门弄斧68．no door 没门69．go ahead 去你个头中文：请勿交谈，以防飞沫英文：Please No Conversation, No Saliva翻译：禁止交谈，禁止唾液中文：留住花的美，体现您的美英文：For the sake of everyone's enjoyment, please do pick the flowers翻译：为了娱乐别人，请务必摘花中文：滥用胶袋，需缴费每个2元。
英文：To abuse plastic bag, please pay money each 2 dollar翻译：如果想要虐待塑料袋，请缴费每个2元中文：有毒有害垃圾英文：Poisonous & Evil Rubbish翻译：有毒邪恶垃圾中文：您给我一份爱心，我给您一片温馨英文：Give me your love, and I will make you peel at home翻译：给我你的爱，我会让你在家里剥皮中文：餐饮后，请将椅子归位并带走您的垃圾，谢谢英文：Please Keep chair on position & Keep table cleaned after dying. Thanks for your corporation.翻译：死之后请保持椅子的位置及桌子的清洁。
谢谢您的企业。
中文：景区花木期盼您的呵护英文：Trees and flowers await your love翻译：树和花等待着你的爱中文：近期发现有以各种借口电话邀约打牌、诈骗住店宾客钱财，望宾客提高警惕。
英文：Please don't accept strangler's invitation, so as not to be cheated.翻译：请不要接受扼杀者的邀请，以防被骗。
中文：残疾人专用英文：Special for deformed翻译：特殊为了畸形人中文：女界英文：Women Kingdom翻译：女人王国中文：试戴请让营业员协助英文：Please don't touch yourself. Let us help you to try out. Thanks!翻译：请别抚摸自己（自慰）。
让我们来帮你。
谢谢！中文：男性英文：Male Man翻译：男性男人中文：狮子王英文：Loin King翻译：腰部王（或作：生殖器王）中文：钢琴教师联络本英文：Piano Teachers' Intercourse Book翻译：钢琴教师违规内容本日文：この洗面台では、髪を洗ったり、洗濯等をしないで下さい。
中文：在此盥洗台，请勿洗发或洗衣服等。
英文：No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.翻译：请勿在马桶里洗发或洗衣服。
中文：？英文：testes to make your heart tinkle翻译：让你的心发出清脆响声的睾丸或作：让你的心尿尿的睾丸中文：请乘此梯英文：Gods Lift翻译：上帝的电梯中文：？英文：Cooking My Dog翻译：烹饪我的狗中文：当心落水英文：Take care to fall into water翻译：请小心地落水爸死（bus）爷死( yes )哥死（girls）妹死（Miss）……死光（school）北京——North Capital武汉——Fight Man青岛——Green Island四川——Four Mountains 宝鸡——Expensive Chicken天津——Sky Ferry海口——Sea Mouth长沙——Long Sand 上海——Above Sea长春——Long Spring 兰州——Blue State中国建设银行——CBC (Construction Bank of China)——“存不存？”中国银行——BC （Bank of China）——“不存。
”中国农业银行——ABC (Agriculture Bank of China)——“啊，不存”中工商银行——ICBC (Industry and Commercial Bank of China)——“爱存不存”民生银行——CMSB （China Min Sheng Bank）——“存吗？**”招商银行——CMBC——“存吗？？**！”兴业银行——CIB——“存一百”国家开发银行——CDB （China Deve lopment Bank）——存点吧！”。