决战紫禁城(英语小剧本)
花木兰电影学英语剧本中英台词word格式(排版好-可打印)汇编
How lucky can they be?
他们死了啊
They're dead.
除此之外……我有
Besides, l've got..
我们需要的幸运符
all the luck we'll need.
你该有点用处了
This is your chance to prove yourself.
if you were here on time.
@ We'll have you washed and dried
@ Primped and polished
Til you glow with pride
@ Trust my recipe for instant bride
@ You'll bring honor to us all
l won't take any chances, General.
小兵也会立大功
A single grain of rice can tip the scale.
有时候，一个人就是胜败关键
One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.
妇德就是文静，谦虚
Quiet and demure.
文雅……
Graceful.
礼貌
Polite.
雅致
Delicate.
举止优雅…小心…
Refined. Poised.
Punctual.'
守时
糟了
Ai-yah!
小白LiLeabharlann tle Brother!小白
Little Brother!
剧本
演员表：X:西门吹雪Y:叶孤城H:花满楼K:king旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒指一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches.XiMenChuiXue,the best kungfu master in the world.Y与X相遇．X：Oh,excuse me,man.Y: Never mind baby.X:Baby?Who do you think you are?Who the heck are you?Y:Well,I won't change my name no matter what happens. I'm the most famous-------YeGucheng.Have you heard of me? Who are you?X:XiMenChuiXue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui...xue?The world's best kungfu master?X:Well,you know too much.You must die.Y：Oh no,please... Don't kill me!Just let me go!X: Sorry man,I have to do this.Y: I don't want to be killed.There are an eighty-year-old mother and..X:Oh yeah,and you have a three-year-old son.I've heard of that a lot of times.I'm gonna kill you anyway.(Y拿出一袋牛奶)Please,it's yours.Take it and leave me along.X抢过牛奶:Well,milk.I like it.How do you know ?But it won't make any difference.Now you must die after I drink the milk.(喝牛奶,完了之后)Die now!!!Y:No!No!No.I know your English teacher Liujing.You want to pass the final exam?Leave me alive,and I would do this for you.X:Well,I study hard.Besides,I could cheat in the exam.There are a lot of people doing that....(肚子开始痛,伏在黑板上)What did you put in the milk?Y大笑：Ha Ha……X可怜状: Ouch! I need to go to the washroom.Where is it?Y:What?X:restroom?Y:What?X:bathroom?Y:What?X:Toilet?Y:What?X:The “WC”!Y:Oh,got it.go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!(X捂着肚子离开)Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuine snow!H(闪过来):Stop!!! You can't pollute the environment!Y:Who are you???H:O le wa Hua-man-lou de su! Have you seen Ximenchuixue?Y:The best kungfu master in the world? He's nothing.He just beaten by me and is in “WC”now,ha…ha…ha...H惊讶:So you are the best in the world now?Y:I'm afraid you are right!H:Terrific!!! You are the one my king's looking for! Do you want to join us?Y:Yes,that sounds good.H:OK, follow me, Let's go to see my king!Y:OK.第二幕：无间道H:My dearest! Let me introduce the best kungfu masterYegucheng to you! （指Y）This is Yegucheng.K:Sit down please, Yegucheng.Y:Yes,your highness.H走到Y前，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,SARS and AIDS with your whole life?Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou,come . Put the ring on his finger!X:(看到戒子)Oh,my precious ring,my ring!K:But who are you? why should it belong to you?Y急切: king! dear king!I must go now,My brother is looking for me!X:Hey Yegucheng! come here!I have something to tell you!Y(退后):Old brother ! Forgive me!X:Forgive you? Give me a reason.Y: Because I'm your brother.X:What?But if you are my brother,why did you tell me the way to the lady's room?Y:Because I like going to lady's room.And I think that you like what I like.X:Then die,brother.Y:Wait,look at this.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)X(抢过牛奶)M-I-L-K.I'm loving it.(开喝牛奶)...K:Oh ,k is my favorite.You drink my milk and you must die!!X:What?What makes you think that you could kill me?Y:Because what you drink just now is sanlu milk.X:Wait.sanlu milk?Oh...(捂肚子)K:Thank you very much, you save me. Now, I'll give you a ticket for America to let you have a vacation.Y:That's good. But there is one more thing. Can you give me a PLMM?I want to go America with her.K:Of course.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Ha ha ha……Y:Ha ha ha-----Y:Do you want to go to lady’s“WC”?X:Yes,I……I……do.H顶着摇头：No,no!!you can't go to Lady's “WC”. That is not the place for someone like you.!You are the X !The best man of Chinese kungfu!X:So what? Is being a kungfu master means leaving a miserable life?I can hardly breath now.I need the lady's room.K: You are right. One will not be clever until the day he die. In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way !Go into the Lady's "WC" ,then die,comfortably!go ahead !H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !K; Why ? Why do you help him?Who actually are you?H: Because I am Luxiaofeng------the wife of X.I'm a spy.K惊讶:You---you---You are LuXiaofeng ? X’wife?H:Yes,I am.Y: No,xiaofeng...a tricker.I love you so much,Why do you refuse me?Because of your bad behavior,I must kill Ximenchuixue.(拿匕首,刺入) It's your fault.H抱住X：chuixue,please don't die ,you should be alive for tomorrow is another day !K:What a moving story !I was impressed !H:My dear... (H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏)Y痛苦状:Why?Why you treat me in this way?I love you so much... （）H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .X:go home ! ?H:Tomorrow is another day !Even you have the last second to live,you should be alive ,not only for me,but for our love!It's very difficult for me to find another gay as you.X:WHat?You are a gay?.Sorry,I am not gay.I'd better die now.(X死) H: Please don't leave me along....I can not leave without you.You die,I die!!（H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死。
最新原创精品 小学英语社团活动：全英文Snow white表演剧本 3
小学英语社团活动：全英文Snow white表演剧本SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人音乐起，旁白A long time ago, In a beautiful king dom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace:----白雪出场S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ?M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you !Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .猎人出场H: Yes, my queen音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !白雪顺利脱逃后S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, t her e is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.音乐起，7个小矮人出场，D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----2\Somebody drank my w ate r----3\Someone is sleeping now----4\What a beautiful girl!----小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话5\How do you do?S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----6\ welcome to our house!----7\Would you like to live her e?S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.皇后、魔镜出场Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful?M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!白雪公主咬一口后倒地Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…小矮人出场、围着公主哭Snow white wake up, wake up…音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子唤醒公主，公主醒了P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !S.w: Thank you for your help !P: My pleasure !音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞。
疯狂动物城英文剧本
Fear, treachery, blood lust.Thousands of years agothese were the...forces that ruled our worldA world where prey werescared of predators.And predators had an uncontrollable...biological urge to maim, and maul, and... Awww!Blood! Blood! Blood!Ahhh...Back then, the worldwas divided in two.Vicious predator,or meek prey.But over time, we evolved,and moved beyond or primitive savage ways. Now predator and preylive in harmony.And every young mammalhas multitudinous opportunities.Yeah, I don't have to cowerin a a herd anymore.Instead, I can be an astronaut.I don't have to be a lonely hunter anymore. Today I can hunt for tax exemptions.I'm gonna be an actuary.And I can make the world a better place.I am going to be...A police officer!Bunny cop? That is the moststupidest thing I ever heard!It may seem impossible to small minds.I'm looking at you, Gideon Grey.But, just 211 miles away,stands the great city of Zootopia.Where our ancestors first joinedtogether in peace.And declared that anyonecan be anything!Thank you and good night.Judy, you ever wonder how your momand me got to be so darn happy?NopeWell, we gave up on our dreams,and we settled. Right, Bon?Oh, yes. That's right, Stu.We settled hard.You see, that's the beautyof complacency, Jude.If you don't try anythingnew, you'll never fail.I like trying, actually.What your father means, hon, is that it's gonna be difficult, impossible even...- for you to become a police officer.- Right. There's never been a bunny cop.- No.- Bunnies don't do that.- Never.- Never.Well... Then I guessI'll have to be the first one.Because I am gonna makethe world a better place!Or, heck, you know. You wanna talkabout making the world a better place,no better way to do it thanbecoming a carrot farmer.Yes! Your dad, me,your 275 brothers and sisters.- We're changing the world.- Yeah.- One carrot at a time.- Amen to that.Carrot farming is a noble profession.You get it, honey?I mean, it's great to have dreams.Yeah, just as long as youdon't believe in them too much.Where the heck'd she go?Give me your tickets right now,or I'm gonna kick your meek little sheep butt. Ow! Cut it out, Gideon!Baah, baah!What are you gonna do, cry?- Hey! You heard her. Cut it out.- Nice costume, loser.What crazy world are you living inwhere you think a bunny could be a cop?- Kindly return my friend's tickets.- Come and get them. But watch out.Cause I'm a fox, and like you saidin your dumb little stage play,us predators used to eat prey.And that killer instinct's still in our denna.- Uh, I'm pretty much sure it's pronounced DNA. - Don't tell me what I know, Travis.You don't scare me, Gideon.Scared now?Look at her nose twitch,she is scared.Cry, little baby bunny!Cry... Ow...Oh, you don't knowwhen to quit, do you?Huh!I want you to remember this momentthe next time you think you will ever be... anything more than just astupid carrot-farming dumb bunny.- That looks bad.- Are you okay, Judy?Yeah, yeah, I'm okay.Here you go.- Wow, you got our tickets!- You're awesome, Judy.Yeah, that Gideon Grey doesn't knowwhat he's talking about!Well, he was rightabout one thing.I don't know when to quit.ZOOTOPIA POLICE ACADEMYListen up, cadets. Zootopia has 12unique ecosystems within its city limits. Tundratown, Sahara Square,Rainforest District, to name a few.You're gonna have to master all ofthem before you hit the streets.Or guess what?You'll be dead!Scorching sandstorm.You're dead, bunny bumpkin.One thousand foot fall.You're dead, carrot baby.Frigid ice wall.You're dead, farm girl.Enormous criminal.You're dead.Dead.Dead.Dead.Ohhh...!Filthy toilet.You're dead, fluffy butt.Just quit and go home, fuzzy bunny.- There's never been a bunny cop. Never. - Just a stupid carrot-farming dumb bunny. As mayor of Zootopia, I am proudto announce that my mammal inclusion... initiative, has produced its firstpolice academy graduate.Valedictorian of her class,ZPD's very first rabbit officer...Judy Hopps.Assistant Mayor Bellwether, her badge.- Oh, yes, yes!- Thank you.Judy, it is my great privilege to officially assign you to the heart of Zootopia... Precinct One.City Center.- Yeh!- Yeh!Congratulations Officer Hopps.I won't let you down.This has been my dreamsince I was a kid.You know, it's a real proudday for us little guys.Bellwether, make room, will you? Okay, Officer Hopps.Let's see those teeth!Officer Hopps, look here.- We're real proud of you, Judy.- Yeah, and scared too.- Yes.- Really, it's kind of a proud-scared combo.I mean, Zootopia.So far away, such a big city.Guys, I've been working for thismy whole life.We know. And we're just a littleexited for you, but terrified.The only thing we have tofear is fear itself.And also bears. We havebears to fear, too.- Say nothing on lions, and wolves.- Wolves?- Weasels.- You played cribbage with a weasel once? Yeah, he cheats likethere's no tomorrow.You know what?Pretty much all predators.- And Zootopia is full of them.- Oh, Stu.And foxes are the worst.Yeah, actually, your fatherdoes have a point there.It's in their biology.Remember what happened with Gideon Grey? When I was nine. Gideon Grey wasa jerk who happens to be a fox.I know plenty of bunnies who are jerks. Sure, yeah, we all do, absolutely.But just in case,we made you a littlecare package to take with you.- I put some snacks in there.- This is fox deterrent.- Yeah, it's safe to have that.- This is fox repellant.The deterrent and therepellant, that's all she needs.- Check this out!- Oh, for goodness sake!She has no need fora fox taser, Stu.Oh, come on.When is there not need a for a fox taser? Well, okay, look, I will take this...To make you stop talking.Terrific!Everyone wins!Arriving, Zootopia Express.Okay, gotta go.Bye!Mmm. I love you, guys.Love you, too.- Oh, cripes, here come the waterworks.- Oh, Stu. Pull it together.Bye everybody!Bye Judy, I love you!Bye!Bye!YOU ARE NOW LEA VING BUNNYBURROW.I'm Gazelle.Welcome to Zootopia.And welcome to the crime family house. Luxury apartments with charm. Complementary delousing once a month. Don't lose your key!Thank you.- Oh, hi! I'm Judy, your new neighbor!- Yeah? Well, we're loud.Don't expect us to apologize for it.Greasy walls.Rickety bed.Crazy neighbors.I love it!Come on!He bared his teeth first!- Excuse me!- Hmm?Down here!- Hi.- O... M... Goodness!They really did hire a bunny.Ho-whop! I gotta tell you,you're even cuter than I thought you'd be. Ooh, ah, you probably didn't know,but a bunny can call another bunny 'cute', but when other animalsdo it, that's a little...Ohhh. I am so sorry!Me, Benjamin Clawhauser.The guy everyone thinks is justa flabby donut-loving cop, stereotyping you. - Oh.- No, it's okay.Oh. You've actually got...there's a...- A what?- In your neck. The fold.- The... this...- Oh, there you went, you little dickens! Hehehe, I should get to roll call,so which way do I...- Oh, ball pen's over there to the left.- Great. Thank you!Oh... That poor little bunny's gonnaget eaten alive.Hey! Officer Hopps.You ready to make the world a better place? Attention!All right. All right.Everybody sit.I've got three itemson the docket.First, we need to acknowledgethe elephant in the room.Francine.Happy birthday.Oh.Number two. There are some new recruits with us I should introduce,but I'm not going to because...I don't care.Finally, we have 14 missing mammal cases. All predators. From a giant polar bearto a teensy little otter.And City Hall is right upmy tail to find them.This is priority number one. Assignments.Officers Grizzoli, Fragmire, Delgato.Your team take missing mammalsfrom the Rainforest District.Officers McHorn, Ryan Spitz, Wolfard. Your teams take Sahara Square.Officers Higgins, Snorlof, Trunkaby. Tundratown.And finally, our first bunny,Officer Hopps.Parking duty.Dismissed.Parking duty?Chief?Chief Bogo?Sir. You said there werefourteen missing mammal cases.- So?- So I can handle one.You probably forgot but, I wastop of my class at the academy.Didn't forget.Just don't care.Sir, I'm not justsome token bunny.Well then, writing a hundredtickets a day should be easy.A 100 tickets. I'm notgonna write 100 tickets.I'm gonna write 200 tickets.Before noon.(EXPIRED)(EXPIRED)Ah!Boom!Two hundred tickets before noon!Hey, watch where you're going, fox!Huh!Hmm.Where'd he go?Listen. I know what you're doing skulking around during daylight hours,but I don't want anytrouble in here. So hit the road!I'm not looking forany trouble either, sir...I simply wanna buy a Jumbo-Pop.For my little boy.You want the red,or the blue, pal?Oh.I'm such a...- Oh, come on, kid. Back up. Listen, buddy. - What?There aren't any fox ice cream jointsin your part of town?No, no. There are, there are.It's just, my boy,this goofy little stinker,he loves all things elephant.He wants to be onewhen he grows up.Isn't that adorable?Who the heck am I to crushhis little dreams, huh? Right?Look, you probably can't read, fox,but the sign says"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone!" So beat it.You're holding up the line.Hello.Excuse me.Hey, you're gonna have to wait yourturn like everyone else, meter maid.Actually, I'm an officer.Just have a quick question.Are your customersaware they're gettingsnot and mucus withtheir cookies and cream?What are you talking about?Well. I don't wannacause you any trouble,but I believe scooping ice cream with an ungloved trunk is a class 3 health code violation. Which is kind of a big deal.Of course I could let you off witha warning if you were to glove those trunks and... I don't know...finish selling this...nice dad and his son a...What was it?A Jumbo-Pop.Please.A Jumbo-Pop.- $15.- Thank you so much. Thank you.Oh no, are you kidding me...I don't have my wallet!I'd lose my head if itweren't attached to my neck.That's the truth. Oh, boy.I'm sorry, pal.Gotta be about theworst birthday ever.Please don't be mad at me.Thanks anyway.Keep the change.Officer, I can't thank you enough.So kind. Really. Can I pay you back?Oh, no.My treat.It's just, you know it burns me up to see folks with such backward attitudes towards foxes.I just want to say you're a greatdad and just a real articulate fella.Oh.Well, that is high praise.It's rare that I findsomeone so non-patronizing.- Officer?- Hopps. Mr..?Wilde.Nick Wilde.And you, little guy. You wannabe an elephant when you grow up?You be an elephant.Because this is Zootopia.Anyone can be anything.Ahh.I tell him that all the time.All right, here you go.Two paws.Yeah. Oh, look at that smile,that's a happy birthday smile!All right, give her a littlebye-bye toot-toot.Toot-toot.- Bye, now!- Goodbye!Oh.Hey, little toot-toot..."ORGANIC" $2PAWPSICLE"ORGANIC " $2BANCOBROTHERSLEMMINGGet your Pawpsicles.Oh!- Lumber delivery.- What's with the color?The color?Uh... it's red wood.39, 40, there you go.Way to work that diaper, big guy.Hey. No kissbye-bye for daddy?You kiss me tomorrow,I'll bite your face off!Ciao.Well, I stood up for you,and you lied to me.You liar!It's called a hustle, Sweetheart.And I'm not the liar. He is.Hey!All right, Slick-Nick.You're under arrest.Really?For what?Gee, I don't know. How aboutselling food without a permit?Transporting undeclared commerce across lines? - False advertizing.- Permit. Receipt of declared commerce.And I didn't falselyadvertize anything. Take care.You told that mouse thepawpsicle sticks were redwood!That's right. Red wood.With a space in the middle.Wood that is red.You can't touch me, Carrots.I've been doing this since I was born.You're gonna wanna refrainfrom calling me Carrots.My bad. I just naturallyassumed you came...from some little carrot-choked Podunk.No?Uh, no. Podunk is in Deerbrooke countyand I grew up in Bunnyburrow.Okay.Tell me if this story sounds familiar.Naive little hick with goodgrades and big ideas decides'Hey, look at me, I'mgonna move to Zootopia...Where predators and prey livein harmony and sing Kumbaya!'Only to find, whoopsie,we don't all get along.And that dream of becoming a big city cop,double whoopsie, she's a meter maid.And whoopsie number three-sie,no one cares about her or her dreams.And soon enough those dreams die, and ourbunny sinks into emotional and literal squalorliving in a box under a bridge. Till finally she has no choice but to go back homewith that cute fuzzy wuzzy little tailbetween her legs to become...You're from Bunnyburrow, is that what you said?So how about a carrot farmer?That sound about right?Oh!Be careful now, or it won't justbe your dreams getting crushed.Hey, hey. No one tells me what I canor can't be. Especially not some...jerk who never had the guts to try to beanything more than a Pawpsicle hustler.All right, look.Everyone comes to Zootopia thinkingthey can be anything they want.Well, you can't.You can only be what you are.Sly fox.Dumb bunny.I'm not a dumb bunny.Right.And that's not wet cement.You'll never be a real cop.You're a cute meter maid, though.Maybe a supervisor one day.Hang in there.Mom & Dad- Oh, hey, it's my parents!- Oh, there she is! Hi, Sweetheart!Hey there, Jude the Dude.How was your first day on the force?- It was real great!- Yeah? Everything you ever hoped?Absolutely. And more.Everyone's so nice, and I feel like...- I'm really making a difference.- Wait a second. Holy cranks, Bon.- Look at that!- Oh, my sweet heaven!Judy, are you a meter maid?Oh, this.. No! Oh, no.This is just a temporary thing..- It's the safest job on the force!- She's not a real cop!- Our prayers have been answered!- Glorious day!Ho-ho, meter maid,meter maid, meter maid!- Dad! Dad!- Meter maid!You know what,it's been a really long day, I should...- You get some rest.- Those meters aren't gonna maid themselves. - Bye-bye.- Bye-bye.Hey, bunny!Turn down that depressing music!Leave the meter maid alone,didn't you hear her conversation?- She feels like a failure!- Oh, shut up!- You shut up!- You shut up!- You shut up!- Tomorrow is another day.Yeah, but it might be worse!I was 30 seconds over!Yeah, you're a real hero, lady.My mommy saysshe wishes you were dead.How glory are that my tax dollarspay your salary.I am a real cop.I am a real cop.Hey, you!Bunny!Sir, if you have a grievance you may contest recitation in traffic court.What are you talking about?! My shop!It was just robbed!Look, he's getting away! Well, are you a cop or not?Oh! Yes! Yes!Don't worry, sir, I got this!- Stop in the name of the law! - Catch me if ya' can, cottontail! Coming through!This is officer McHorn.We got a 10-31.I got dibs!Officer Hopps, I am in pursuit! Woo-hoo!LITTLERODENTIA- Ah!- Ahh!Ha ha ha.You!Hey!Hey, meter maid!Wait for the real cops!Stop!Ahhhh!Oh.Sorry! Coming through. Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon. Yahhh!Bon voyage, flatfoot!Huh!- Hey! Stop right there!- Have a donut, coppa!Oh my god, did you see those leopard print jeggings?- Ah!- Ah!Oh!- I love your hair.- Thank you.Heheheheh.Come to papa!Okay. You're gonna haveto be patient and wait in line just like everyone else,Mrs. Otterton. Okay?- I popped the weasel!- Hopps!Abandoning your post. Inciting a scurry. Reckless endangerment of rodents...But, to be fair, you did stop a master criminal from stealing two dozen moldy onions. Mmm. Hate to disagree with you, sir,but those aren't onions.Those are pest riddance called Midnicampum holicithias.They're a class C botanical, sir.Well, I grew up in a family where plant husbandry was kind of a thing...- Shut your tiny mouth now!- Sir, I got the bad guy.That's my job.Your job is putting ticketson parked cars!Chief, Mrs. Otterton'shere to see you again.- Not now.- Okay, I just need to know if you want to... - take it this time she seems really upset...- Not now!Sir. I don't wannabe a meter maid,I wanna be a real cop.Do you think the mayorasked what I wanted...- when he assigned you to me?- But, sir...Life isn't some cartoon musical where you sing a little song, and your insipid dreams... magically come true!So let it go.Chief Bogo, please!Five minutes of your time, please.I'm sorry sir. I tried to stop her,she's super slippery.I gotta go sit down.Ma'am, as I've told you,we're doing everything we can.My husband has beenmissing for ten days.- His name is Emmitt Otterton.- Yes. I know.He's a florist.We have 2 beautiful children.He would never just disappear.Ma'am, our detectivesare very busy.Please. There's gotta be somebodyto find my Emmitt.- Mrs. Otterton.- I will find him.Oh. Thank you!Bless you, bless you, little bunny!Take this.Find my Emmitt.Bring him home to me and my babies. Please.Mrs. Otterton.Please wait out here.Of course.Oh, thank you both so much!One second.- You're fired.- What? Why?Insubordination! Now. I'm going to open this door, and you're goind to tell that Otter you're a former meter maid with delusionof grandeur, who will not be taking the case.I just heard Officer Hoppsis taking the case!Assistant Mayor Bellwether!The Mammal Inclusion Initiativeis really starting to pay off.Mayor Lionheart isjust gonna be so thrill!No, let's not tellthe mayor just yet.And I sent it, and it is done,so I did do that.All right, well, I'd saythe case is in good hands.Us little guys really need tostick together, right?- Like glue.- Good one.Just call me if you everneed anything. Okay?You've always got a friend atCity Hall, Judy. All right! Bye-bye! Thank you, ma'am!I will give you 48 hours.Yes!That's two days to find Emmitt Otterton. But.. You strike out, you resign.Okay. Deal.Splendid. Clawhauser will give youthe complete case file.Here you go.One missing otter.- That's it?- Yikes!That is the smallest case fileI've ever seen. Leads, none. Witnesses, none. And you're not in the computer system yet, so... Resources, none!Ha ha!Hoo, I hope you didn't stake yourcareer on cracking this one.Okay.Last known sighting.Can I just borrow?Thank you.- Pawpsicle?- The murder weapon!- 'Get your pawpsicle'...- Yeah! Cause that...What does that mean?It means I have a lead.- Hi! Hello! It's me again!- Hey! It's officer toot-toot.Hoo...No.Actually it's Officer Hopps,and I'm here to ask you somequestions about a case.What happened, meter maid?Did someone steal a traffic cone?It wasn't me.Hey, Carrots, you're gonna wake the baby.I gotta get to work.This is important, sir. I think yourten dollars worth of pawpsicles can wait. Ha! I make 200 bucksa day, fluff.365 days a year,since I was 12.- And time is money. Hop along.- Please just look at the picture.You sold Mr. Otterton that pawpsicle, right? - Do you know him?- I know everybody.And I also know that somewherethere's a toy store missing its stuffed animal, so why don't you get back to your box? Fine.Then we'll have to do this the hard way.- Did you just boot my stroller?- Nicholas Wilde, you are under arrest. Ha. For what? Hurtingyour feelings?Felony tax evasion.Yeah.. 200 dollars a day, 365 days a year, since you were 12...that's two decades, so times twenty, which is 1,460,000, I think.I mean, I am just a dumb bunny,but we are good at multiplying. Anyway, according to your tax forms,you reported, let me see here, zero! Unfortunately, lying on a federal formis a punishable offense.- 5 years jail time.- Well, it's my word against yours.'200 bucks a day, fluff,365 days a year, since I was twelve.' Actually it's yourword against yours.And if you want this penyou're going to help mefind this poor missing otter,or the only placeyou'll be selling pawpsiclesis the prison cafeteria.It's called a hustle, sweet heart.She hustled you.Ehahaha...She hustled you good!You're a cop now, Nick.You're gonna need one of these.Have fun working with the fuzz!Start talking.I don't know where he is,I only saw where he went.Great, let's go!It's not exactly a placefor a cute little bunny.- Don't call me cute, get in the car.- Okay. You're the boss.Hi.I'm...Hello? Hello?Hello?Hello!My name is...You know, I'm gonna hit thepause button right there.Cause we're all good onbunny scout cookies.Uh, no.I'm Officer Hopps, ZPD.I'm looking for a missing mammal...Emmitt Otterton. Right here.He may have frequented this establishment? Yeah, old Emmitt!Haven't seen him ina couple of weeks.But hey, you should talk to his yoga instructor.I'd be happy to take you back.Oh, thank you so much, I'd appericiatethat more than you can imagine, it'd be such...- Oh! You are naked..- Oh, for sure. We're a naturalist club!Yeah. In Zootopia anyone can be anything.These guys, they be naked.Nangi's just on the other sideof the pleasure pool.Oh boy. Does this make you uncomfortable? Because if so, there's no shame in calling it quits. Yes, there is.Boy, that's the spirit.Yeah, some mammals say the naturalist life is weird. But you know what I say is weird?Clothes on animals!Here we go!As you can see, Nangi is an elephant,so she'll totally remember everything.Hey, Nangi. These dudes have some questionsabout Emmitt the otter.- Who?- Eh.Emmitt Otterton. Been comingto your yoga class for like six years.I have no memoryof this beaver.He's an otter, actually.He was here a couple ofWednesdays ago. Remember?No.Yeah, he was wearing a greencable knit sweater vest,and a new pair of Quarterway slacks.Oh, and a Paisley tie, sweet Windsor knot.- Real tight. Remember that, Nangi?- No.Yeah, and we both walked him out, and he got into this big old white car with a silver trim.Needed a tune up. The third cylinderwasn't firing. Remeber that, Nangi?No.Eh. You didn't happen to catchthe licence plate number?- Did you?- Oh, for sure. It was 2-9-T-H-D-0-3.0-3. Wow, this is a lot of great info.Thank you.Told you Nangi has a mind like a steel trap.I wish I had a memory like an elephant.Well, I had a ball. You are welcome for the clue.And seeing as any moron can run a plate,I will take that penand bid you adieu.The plate.I can't run a plate.Oomf.I'm not in the system yet.- Give me the pen, please.- What was it you said?Any moron can run a plate?Gosh, if only there were a moron aroundwho were up to the task.Rabbit, I did what you asked.You can't keep meon the hook forever.Not forever. Well, I only have 36hours left to solve this case.So can you run the plate or not?Actually, I just remembered,I have a pal at the DMV.Flash is the fastest guy in there.You need something done, he's on it.I hope so. We are really fighting the clockand every minute counts.Wait.They're all sloths?You said this wasgoing to be quick!What, are you saying justbecause he's a slothhe can't be fast? I thought inZootopia anyone could be anything.Flash, Flash, Hundred Yard Dash!Buddy, it's nice to see you.Nice to... see you... too.Hey, Flash, I'd loveyou to meet my friend.Ah...Darlin, I've forgotten your name. Hmm. Officer Judy Hopps, ZPD.How are you?I am...doing... just..- Fine?- as well.. as.. I can.. be...- What...- Hang in there.- can I... do...- Well, I was hoping you could run a plate...- for you...- Well, I was hoping you could......today?Well, I was hoping you could run a plate for us. We are in a really big hurry.- Sure... What's the... plate...- 2-9-T...- Number?- 2-9-T-H-D-0-3.- 2... 9...- T-H-D-0-3.- H-D-0-3.- H...- D-0-3.- D...- Mm-hm. 0-3.- 0...- 3!- Hey, Flash. Wanna hear a joke?- No!- Sure.- Mmm!What do you call athree-humped camel?I don't know.What do you call...- Three-humped camel.- a three-humped... camel?Pregnant.Ha ha ha ha...Ha ha. Yes, very funny, very funny!Can we please just focus on the task?- Hey...- Wait, wait!- Priscilla!- Oh, no!- Yes... Flash?- What... do..- No...- you call...A three-humped camel?- Pregnant! Okay! We got it! Please just... - - three... humped...- Here... you...- Yes! Yeah, yeah! Hurry, thank you!- 2-9-T-H-D-0-3.- ...go.It's registered toTundratown Limo Service.A limo took Otterton! Andthe limo's in Tundratown!It's in Tundratown!Way to hustle, bud. I love you.I owe you.Hurry! We gotta beat the rush hour and... It's night?!。
仲夏夜之梦——剧本(英文)
第一幕第一场(城中)口白：There was a law in the city of Athens which gave to its citizens the power of forcing their d aughters to marry whomever they pleased.For if a daughter refused to marry the man her father had chosen to be her husband,the father might by thus law cause her to be put to death.在雅典有一条法律赋予市民权力，可以强迫他们的女儿嫁给他们所喜欢的人，因此如果女儿拒绝父亲为她选的丈夫，依据这条法律，父亲可以自行判她死刑。
Egeus:Hermia,you have to marry Demetrious,the best guy in the city.荷米亚，你必须嫁给狄米崔斯，这城中最好的年轻人。
Hermia:I’m sorry,Dad!I can’t be his wife.爸爸，抱歉。
我不能成为他的妻子。
Egeus:Why do you refused to marry Demetrius?He is really a worthy gentleman!你为什麼拒绝嫁给狄米崔斯呢？他是一个真正的绅士。
Hermia:But I don’t love him.I’ve fell in love with Lysander.但是我不爱他。
我已经爱上了莱赛德。
Egeus:Lysander?Is he better than Demetrious?No!莱赛德？他会比狄米崔斯好吗？不！Hermia:Oh!Dad!Demettrious had ever said that he love my friend,Helena,and she,a s weet lady also love him deeply.喔！爸爸，狄米崔斯曾说过，他爱我的朋友——海伦娜，而这一个甜美女孩也深爱狄米崔斯。
英语《花木兰》短剧剧本
英语《花木兰》短剧剧本前言：旁白(待定)第一幕：（音乐~~~）木兰入场，独舞一段剑术（音乐：马蹄声响起）木兰父母从另一边入场，传旨人也入场，随从入场，木兰在一旁听，停止舞剑传旨人：“According to god's order, Because of the invasion of the Xiongnu Our emperor made a hard determination that we should take the weapons to protect our homeland. So we need warriors. It's time to show your loyalty. Stand up, every one!奉天承运，皇帝诏曰，匈奴入侵，我们做出了个艰难的决定：打他个屁滚尿流！所以，我们需要士兵！没了，你们懂我的意思的。
”（稍微娘娘腔）木兰父：“We get it.”木兰父领旨，回到桌子旁，拿起宝剑与圣旨，长叹一声木兰上前木兰：“Dad, let me go instead of you to join the army. Your health is not good though爸，让我去代替你从军吧！”木兰父：“That's not of your bussiness不关你的事。
”木兰：“But...但是……”木兰父：“Go back!回去！”木兰落寞地离去，木兰父放下宝剑与圣旨，也退场木兰从新上场，走到桌子前，拿起宝剑，拔剑出销，又放下，把头发（散）束起，再次拿起宝剑与圣旨（旁白解释）木兰：“I will be back!”（深情地）（音效）熄灯——第一幕完英语对白：第二幕：将军与军师入场，军师手拿名单和毛笔勾名，一群（5个）前来报到的兵一个跟一个入场，列队将军：“What’s your name?”Tom：“Tom”将军：“How about you？”Jerry：“Jerry”将军：“Tom an Jerry? Both of brothers join the army，and you？”MR.Bean：“MR.Bean”将军；“er……you?”Banana：“banana ”将军：“What？“Banana：“banana·apple”将军：“I prefer watermelon. Short guy，what about you？”木兰：“Mulan，general”将军：“Finally a normal name… But ,you look like a women!?总算有个正常的名字了————但……你好像女人？”木兰：“I am a man!!!Watch out my muscles!”(清一清嗓音,做几个类似的动作)将军：“Just kidding, guy!”将军带领训练（舞棍、转左转右）将军上前，拿出竹竿，举起来“follow me!”将军将竹竿向前捅，全队照做，木兰把前面的士兵捅倒将军：“what are you doing! watch out！”将军将棍向右横扫，木兰照做，全排士兵倒下将军上前“attention！Turn right(全队向右，木兰向左)，你搞什么飞机啊！（叫木兰来到第一队）Turn left!（全队向左，木兰向右，木兰手中竹竿打中右边的士兵）将军：“My god! You’d better go back home!”（放烟~~~）木兰发现敌人木兰：“general, that way …seems like…eneies!!!”（用手指着）将军：“Ah?! God bless us! All the soldiers , array!”（音效）老兵列队上场将军：“Xiongnu is coming. It’s a good opportunity for your careers and futures! Get perfect prepared, guys! 匈奴将至，是各位升官发财的好机会啊，士兵们，准备吧！！！！！！”全体退场，熄灯第二幕完（雪山上，上炮）第三幕（音乐）单于、匈奴上场（凶残的）一个老兵上场张望，返回号召其他老兵上，五个老兵上场交战，打下打下死两个，其他三个后退退到一定后将军带新兵上场开打打着打着死一个，打着打着死一个，全体节节败退，花木兰在后方战战兢兢没有上前将军：“Why you froze there? Come and help!！快来帮忙”木兰望着雪山，得到启发旁白：“（待定）”木兰开始用火炮炸山（先炸一座）（音效）木兰军全体后退，木兰马上再炸，雪山被炸，匈奴死了大半，只剩两三个（音效）木兰军乘势杀上，敌方落荒而逃大胜，全体举手庆功（音效：胜利）熄灯旁白：“（待定）”第三幕完第四幕（场景为宫殿）皇帝入场，后有四个随从随从1：“Mulan come to listen to letters”木兰上前，单膝跪下皇帝：“Because you brave performance, we won the war. What do you want to get? Status?Wealthy?Or … beauty? 你的英勇，让我军赢得最后的胜利，想要什么，地位？财富？美女？”木兰：“Dear emperor, Mulan just want to return home to accompany my old parents.回皇上，木兰只想回乡陪伴我的老父母”皇帝：“Great! What a nice son! Now I decide to praise you a good rapid horse ‘Ferrari’ to help your homecoming!好！！好一个孝顺之人，朕赐你一匹宝马：“法拉利”衣锦还乡”木兰：“Grateful for my dear emperor.谢皇上！”木兰退场，皇帝及随从随后退场木兰父母从舞台另一侧入场木兰母：“The war eventually ended, are you still angry with Mulan? 战争终于结束了，你还在生木兰气吗？”木兰父：“No, of cause I’m not. My heart has long been full of thoughts of her. For now, I’m just looking forward to her safely return. 我不气了，我的心早就被思念充满了，现在我只盼望木兰能早点平安回来啊”木兰母：“She must be back!她一定会回来的”（音乐：马蹄声）木兰从另一边出场，拿着宝剑走向父母面前，跪下，呈上宝剑木兰：“Dad and mom,I’m back …我回来了~”（音效）第四幕完全剧终。
英语俱乐部宣传部第六版剧本
英语俱乐部宣传部第六版剧本编前按：大家一定要相信自己，自己是最棒的最好的，第四幕：紫霞打闹婚礼婚礼部分不予改变，到时紫霞佩剑出场阻止紫霞：No, I do not disagree.牛魔王：Who?紫霞大声说着就突破小妖们的阻拦冲上了教堂紫霞：It is me.It is me.I do not disagree with you marry her.此时紫霞的情绪异常激动牛魔王：Zixia紫霞：You said that you will marry me,but you break your promise.Why do you marry her?But why?牛魔王：Zixia ,you are a good girl,you should pursue(追求)your own future.That would be promising and interesting.Not with me.紫霞:But I love you.牛魔王:I am sorry.That had past.Beacuse at that time,we are still young.After hunders years,I find my thue love of person is Tieshan.紫霞: That had past.What shuld I do?How should you compensate(补偿) me？牛魔王：You should kill me,please kill me.牛魔王此时闭上了眼留下了两行热泪，然后紫霞拔出剑指着牛魔王，就在紫霞将剑刺向牛魔王的瞬间，铁扇挡住了剑，而剑也深深地刺入了铁扇的身体里。
随后铁扇倒在地，牛魔王随即将铁扇扶住，铁扇奄奄一息，然后牛魔王想铁扇…….牛魔王：No,why are you so foolish.铁扇：Ｉwant you to promise one thing.牛魔王：OK I promise you.铁扇：Promise me,from now no,you need a good living.牛魔王：I promise you ,I promise you. You are my wife,no matter what happens,I love you forever.Please let us share together.此时铁扇只剩最后一口气，声音非常微弱铁扇：Together with you the day I am very happy.I… love... you．Ｂｕｔ．．．．．铁扇死去，牛魔王伤心欲绝,将铁扇放在地上，转身向紫霞牛魔王：Back to me, if you still love me,give her back to me.紫霞:You love her so much,why do not you together with her death.牛魔王：I die,you must save her back.然后牛魔王对他身边的人说一些话牛魔王：She has dead and I won’t live,if she come back and tell her that I am not a good husband,I do not take of her.然后转身面对紫霞牛魔王：I love you,but I have one wife Tieshan.As her husband, how can I give up her.I am sorry.随后牛魔王自杀，紫霞手中的剑掉在地上，被感动的泪流满面，望着眼前的一切，然后掏出仙丹施法就活了两人，紫霞离去，牛魔王和铁扇婚礼后退场。
五人英语话剧——叶孤城与西门吹雪
The mission第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .His name is ximenchuixue, a mysterious killer who is the most famous in the world. Every year he will kill 3 persons, now it is the time. Yegucheng is the owner of a castle, and he is widely known for his Chinese Kongfu. The wind is roaring and the two men meet at the corner.Y与X相遇．X: Oh ,I am sorry !Y: Haha, Never mind !X:Excuse me, who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:Haha, I never change my name n o matter what happens. I’m the owner of the castle——Ye Gu Cheng. By the way ,who are you?X:I am xi men chuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?X:Yes,what is wrong?Y:I heard that you are the most famous killer in the world?X:Great, you know me ! And the reason why I come here is to kill you !Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:You should not do that.There are an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:No way! If I kill you today, I could go back home and play the computer games all day long.(仰头憧憬状) What a wonderful life ! So, come on, let’s fight !Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y:Please enjoy it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha~~~Y:Do you still want to kill me?X:Of course! I’ve made up my mind!Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y:I must give you a lesson or you will be conceited and self-satisfied! 3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?Y:What ?X:Toliet?Y:What ?X:The “WC”?Y:Oh,I see ,(指着教室的一角)just over there!X:Thanks,bye bye.Y掏出纸屑吹:You are a loser !H:Stop!Don’t you kow protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y:Who are you?H:Hua—man—lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha……H惊讶:Now you are the NO.1 in the world!Y:You are right!H:Terrific! You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join in us?Y:Yes,I’d like to.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!Y:Ok,Let’s go!第二幕：无间道Huamanlou and Yegucheng are on the way to the Palace. The king is waiting for them. H:My Lord! Let me introduce Yegucheng to you! （指Y）this is Yegucheng.K:Sit down please, yegucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache and aids?Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou. Put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）X唱着上:Only you……(看到戒指)Stop! This ring should be mine!K:But who are you? Why should it belong to you?X:Because I’m X !Y急切: My Lord!I must go now,my mother is looking for me! 再见！K:再见? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?Y:How clever, it’s Chinese !X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here!I must kill you !Y抱X的腿:My dear friend! Forgive me!X:Forgive you ? Why?Y: Because I helped you . I told you the WC !X:No,You cheated me! How can you tell me the lady’s“WC”!Y:I like going to lady’s WC .I……I……I thought you will like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X: m-i-l-k?haha,我喜欢!K: 我喜欢?What’s the meaning? Why don’t you say English?X:You are stupid! It means“I like it”.K:Stupid? I’ll kill you for saying bad language to me!X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—me? Come on…(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Go away ! I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha……Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)K: (走过去踢X一脚，然后大笑，对Y说)Thank you very much, you saved my life.Y: (恭敬的说) It’s my duty to protect you .X:Let me go !Y:Do you want to go into lady’s“WC”?X:Yes,I……I…… do.H顶着摇头：no, no，you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”. That is not the place where you should go! Because you are X , the most famous killer in the world !X: I’m the best, so what? Why I try m y best to live but I’m still so miserable ? When can I get my freedom? Must be the day when I’m going to die? !K: You are right. One will not be clever until the day he die. In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way !Get up and go into the L ady’s WC , then die , comfortablly ! Go ahead !H: you , stupid ! Get out!K; What ? Why do you help him ! Who actually are you ?H:Haha, you’re all treated by me. I’m the bother of X.(走向X，给他一包牛奶) Here is the milk. Drink it and you’ll recover soon.X:接过牛奶，一饮而尽.H(扶起X)How do you feel?X:en,I feel the power is coming back,haha!(走向国王)I remembered that you wanted to kill me, a-ha ?K:(惊恐状,看向Y) Please help me !Y: (向前一步，对着X)X, I’m your opponent. Come on !H:X,leave the king to me,and go ahead to kill the Y.X:OK,good brother !(双方进行激烈的交火，最后X和H赢了。
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人物介绍：西门吹雪（X），叶孤城（Y），陆小凤(L). 花满楼（H）西门吹雪：张立志叶孤城：龚龙清花满楼：陈利陆小凤：朱本飞第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠（Battle in the summit of Forbidden City）风声音乐响起，旁白（陈利）：A quiet village is covered with white snow . Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !Y:Haha, Never mind. Baybay!X:Excuse me，who are you in the end ? Could you tell me your name?Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name! No matter what happens. I’m one of the most famous men-------YeGucheng. Who are you ?X:I am xi -men – chui- xue.Y惊讶:Ar, xi- men- chui- xue?X:Yes, what is wrong?Y:I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?X:Great, since you know me ,then take out your sword,please.Y求饶状：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:I don' t want to be killed. There are aeighty-year-old mother and a three-year oldson to be looked after by me!X:why everybody would say the same words before I killed them? Would you please take some new lines.Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don' t force me!X(做决斗状): Take your sword out,please!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y(阴笑): please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha!Y:Do you still want to kill me?X:Sure, must ! Milk is milk ，you are you.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!X:I’m sure I won’t!Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I don' t beat your this time, you’ll never know what are pains !3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?Y:pardon ?X:Toliet?Y:What ?X:The “WC”?Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see crossroad. X:Thanks,byebye.Y得意地笑: Tiger will be regard as weak cat if it doesn’t display its power.<双节棍>（周杰伦）音乐想起，叶孤城开始高兴地刷双节棍H:Stop! Please pay attention to your image in public.Y:Who are you?H:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……H惊讶:Now you are the best martial arts in the world?Y:You are right!H(大笑): My boss let me to look for the best martial arts . I think that is you !Do you want to join in us?Y:Yes, It’s very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my boss!Y:Ok, Let’s go!X：wait!Y(惊奇): Are you OK?X:yea!i’m ok!because I have it——xieliting!(拿出泻立停)xieliting,xieliting,stopping after eating. It’s a secret.i just tel l you, you can not tell others.Y:stopping!it is forbidden to advertise in Prime Time.X(怒气冲冲):ok! take out your sword, let us duel.Y:please be calm!i just want,want ….(拿出牛奶)X:milk!(抢过牛奶喝了下去).Oach,Oach!Y(哈哈大笑):take out you sword! Let us duel!X：No,I just want to go to the toliet.Y:Do you still want to duel with me?X:no!Y:forever?X:yes ,forever.Y:who is the best martial arts.X:you! Of course!Y:go to the toliet,please!(X 捂着肚子下场)H:who is he?Y:he is a madmen.Don’t mind!Let us go to see your boss.H:you are right!go第二幕：拜见老板（Meet the boss）Huamanlou brings yegucheng to see the boss.H(兴奋状):Boss ! I have found the best martial arts ! He is yegucheng ,ye heroes.(指着老板对叶孤城说) This is my boss ----luxiaofeng.L :I knew your name early! Sit down plese, ye heroes.Y：Boss Lu, may I ask you a question?L:Sure!Y: Why do you want to look for the best martial arts?L(呈回忆状，抬头望天): A long time ago , there was a poor boy living in a small village . He always had not enoughFood . Then , he swore that he must become the rich and married a beauty. After a long time,The boy became a very rich person through his efforts and married a beauty.Y（握紧拳头）: He set a good example for the poor children！I remember a sage said:”Poverty means wealthy,more poorer,more richer!”L(惊奇状):who said? why do I have never heart it?Y:Oh, it was just my realization .L(作昏倒状,然后低头沉思):Maybe you are right..However, problems came with money. In the year before last year,He went to Pakistan for business , unfortunately , he was captured by taliban because ofhis money.Y: it’s so bad.L:last year ,I traelled abroad by shipping. i was captured again by pirates in somali sea area . (靠在叶孤城身上)They beat up me , abused me and asked me to give them fifty millions dollars,because they knew I was a rich.Y(作哭状):what terrible thing it is in my life.What can I do for you?《婚礼进行曲》响起,陆小凤向花满楼做手势，花满楼走到叶孤城前，花满楼作神甫状:Ye herose! Would you protect my boss no matter what happenssuch as robbery, Kidnapping, Terrorist attacks and A(H1N1) ?Y: yes ,I do.L（点头）: Huamanlou, come here . Put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）Huamanlou put the ring on his finger.L: ok ! ye heroes.,you are my personal bodyguard from now on. What other questions?Y:I just want to know my salary of each month. Money is not the important thing to me,However,I will live hard without miney,so………. (嘿嘿的笑).L:yes ,I under stand. Let me see. I will pay you ……(伸出一根指头)Y(不屑状,伸出5根手指头）:……..L（不假思索）:ok ! i will pay you fifty thousands dallors each month,how aboat?Y（大惊失色，伸出5根手指头）：fifty thousands dallors?my god! isn’t it dream?Y: you outstretched five fingers which meant fif ty thousands dollars,isn’t it?Y(脸向着观众,偷偷地说)：in fact,I out stretched e five fingers which meant I want him pay me five thousand renminbi each month.（哎，叹息！）I really should outstretch more fingers. L:what did you say?Y:Nothing.What I want to say is that it’s very good.L:Could you work tomorrow .Y:ok,no problem.See you tomorrow!L:See you tomorrow!。