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Shelley:Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Chandler:Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Shelley:Do you want a date Saturday?
Chandler:Yes please.
Ross:I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...
Phoebe:Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
Ross:Nono, she's gone.
Phoebe:Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
(Monica and Ross enter.)
Rachel:So, um, did she...
Ross:Twice.
Joey:Twice?
Phoebe:Oh, that sucks!
Joey:You guys okay?
Monica:Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
Rachel:Oh my God! Calling from Rome! (Takes phone)Bon giorno, caro mio.
Ross:(to Joey) So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
Ross:Nowshe's passed.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there.]
Chandler:I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair?
Rachel:(exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Shelley:Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's-
Chandler:He's a he?
Shelley:Well yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now...(backs out of the room) Okay, goodbye...
[Scene: The Hospital, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian. Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses.)
Ross:So, uh, how's she doing?
All:Yes. Absolutely. A quality.
Chandler:Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.
(Phone rings; Monica gets it)
Rachel:Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome.
Monica:Hey dad, what's up? (Listens) Oh God. Ross, it's Nana.
Opening Credits
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.)
Chandler:...Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
Ross:I, uh, I'll go see. (He goes in)
Nurse:This almost never happens!
(Nana passes for the second time and the nurse pulls the blanket over her. Ross and Monica go to tell the family)
Chandler:Ross is smart and funny, d'you ever think that about him?
All:Yeah! Right!
Chandler:WHAT IS IT?!
Monica:Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.
Chandler:Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think the?
Monica:I did.
Phoebe:Yeah, I think so, yeah.
Joey:Not me.
Ross:Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.
Mrs. Geller:What is going on?!
Ross:Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite..
Mrs. Geller: What?
Ross:She's not- past, she's present, she's back.
Aunt Lillian:The doctor says it's a matter of hours.
Monica:How-how are you, Mom?
Mrs. Geller:Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?
Ross:Bye, Nana.
(He goes to kiss her but she moves. Monica screams. Ross shouts and stares in disbelief. Monica runs out of the room.)
Monica: Ross!
(Ross runs out too.)
弃我去者，昨日之日不可留
乱我心者，今日之日多烦忧
108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break.Shelley enters.)
Shelley:Hey gorgeous, how's it going?
Chandler:You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Ross:No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so...
Ross:She looks so small.
Monica:I know.
Ross:Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phyllis now.
Monica:G'bye, Nana. (She kisses her on the forehead.)
Rachel:Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...
Chandler:You did?
Rachel:Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Mr. Geller:Not just restaurants, from our house.
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老友记第一季剧本
老友记第一季剧本108. The One Where Nana Dies Twice[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break. Shelley enters.]break: 休息-Shelley: Hey gorgeous, how's it going?【gorgeous: A beautiful girl/guy –from Urban Dictionary】嗨,帅哥，你怎么样？-Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get better than this? dehydrated: 脱水的noodle: 面条fluorescent: 日光灯在荧火灯下吃日本方便面……我能有多好？-Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.date: 约会问个问题。
你没有约会对象，是吧，因为我碰到个人对你来说相当完美。
-Chandler: Ah, you see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...co-dependent: 相互依靠的self-destructive: 自我毁灭的啊，是啊，不过“完美”也许有点不恰当。
你可以说“相互依靠”，或者“自我毁灭”。
-Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?你想星期六约会吗？-Chandler: Yes please.是啊请说吧。
老友记第一季剧本
《F r i e n d s》剧本（第一季）101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!少来了，你和那个人一起出去！和你交往的男人一定有问题！没错。
Joey: Never had that dream.我没做过那样的梦Phoebe: No.没有Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办，每个人都开始望着我。
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!他们以前不看你吗？Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!结果是我妈打来，我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.嗨Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。
英语学习_《老友记》中英剧本第一季第八集_必备
Mrs. Geller:What's different?
Monica:Nothing.
Mrs. Geller:Oh, maybe that's it.
(Monica strides over to Ross, who is making coffee, and talks to him aside.)
Monica:She is unbelievable, our mother is...
Ross:Okay, relax, relax. We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover.
(Joey congratulates Ross, seesChandler's look and abruptly stops.)
Chandler:Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?
Phoebe:I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny...
Phoebe:Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
(Monica and Ross enter.)
Rachel:So, um, did she...
Ross:Twice.
Joey:Twice?
Phoebe:Oh, that sucks!
Joey:You guys okay?
Opening Credits
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.)
老友记第一季中英文字幕
老友记第一季中英文字幕第一集（开场场景：中央咖啡馆）莫妮卡（Monica）：你们知道吗，我昨天晚上梦到我们都六十岁了。
罗斯（Ross）：这个怎么可能？我到时候已经去世好多年了。
莫妮卡：我们活得好开心，我们在一个海滩度假，还和我们的孙子孙女一起。
菲比（Phoebe）：不过，我们如何在那个年纪还能有机会生孩子呢？莫妮卡：嗯，你说的有道理。
罗斯：真希望有个安宁的晚年。
Episode 1Opening Scene: Central Perk CaféMonica: You know what, I dreamt last night that we wereall sixty years old.Ross: That’s impossible. By then, I’ll have been dead for many years.Monica: We were living happily, on a beach vacation with our grandkids.Phoebe: But how did we manage to have kids at that age?Monica: Well, you have a point.Ross: I wish for a peaceful old age.本剧是一部美国情景喜剧，由大卫·克朗斯、马塞尔·博尔和凯文·布莱特创作。
剧情围绕着六位好友乔伊、钱德勒、罗斯、莫妮卡、瑞秋和菲比展开。
故事发生在纽约市曼哈顿的中央咖啡馆和他们的公寓中。
这一季共有24集，每集大约为22分钟。
以下将为您带来第一季每集的中英文字幕：This TV show is an American sitcom created by David Crane, Marta Kauffman, and Kevin Bright. The story revolves around six best friends - Joey, Chandler, Ross, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe. It takes place in the Central Perk Café and their apartments in Manhattan, New York City.The first season consists of 24 episodes, each with a duration of approximately 22 minutes. Below are the Chinese and English subtitles for each episode of the first season:第二集（中央咖啡馆）罗斯: 你知道吗，有一天你会发现那个人就在那里一直陪伴着你。
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六人行1-8The One Where Nana Dies Twice [Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break. Shelley enters.) Shelley: Hey gorgeous, how's it going? Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get be er than this? Shelley: Ques on. You're not da ng anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you. Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destruc ve'... Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday? Chandler: Yes please. Shelley: Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's- Chandler: He's a he? Shelley: Shelley: Well Well Well yeah! ...Oh yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- just- I I thought- thought- Good, Good, Shelley. Shelley. I'm I'm I'm just just just gonna gonna gonna go go flush flush myself myself down the toilet now...(backs out of the room) Okay, goodbye... Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.) Chandler: ...Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles a er that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that? Rachel: Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be... Chandler: You did? Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's en re birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not. Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? Monica: I did. Phoebe: Yeah, I think so, yeah. Joey: Not me. Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did. Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't? Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so... (Joey congratulates Ross, sees Chandler's look and abruptly stops.) Chandler: Well, this is fascina ng. So, uh, what is it about me? Phoebe: I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny... Chandler: Ross is smart and funny, d'you ever think that about him? All: Yeah! Right! Chandler: WHAT IS IT?! Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality. All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality. Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this. (Phone rings; Monica gets it) Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome. Rachel: Oh my God! Calling from Rome! (Takes phone) Bon giorno, caro mio. Ross: (to Joey) So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just go a go to Rome. Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome. Monica: Hey dad, what's up? (Listens) Oh God. Ross, it's Nana. [Scene: [Scene: The The The Hospital, Hospital, Hospital, Mr . Mr . and and and Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Geller Geller Geller are are are there, there, there, along along along with with with Aunt Aunt Aunt Lillian. Lillian. Lillian. Ross Ross Ross and and and Monica Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses.) Ross: So, uh, how's she doing? Aunt Lillian: The doctor says it's a ma er of hours. Monica: How-how are you, Mom? Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair? Monica: What? Mrs. Geller: What's different? Monica: Nothing. Mrs. Geller: Oh, maybe that's it. (Monica strides over to Ross, who is making coffee, and talks to him aside.) Monica: She is unbelievable, our mother is... Ross: Ross: Okay, Okay, Okay, relax, relax, relax, relax. relax. relax. We We We are are are gonna gonna gonna be be be here here here for for for a a a while, while, while, it it it looks looks looks like, like, like, and and and we we we s ll s ll s ll have have boyfriends and your career to cover. Monica: Oh God! (They hug.) [Cut to the hospital, later. Everyone is talking about Nana.] Monica: The fuzzy li le mints at the bo om of her purse. Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants. Mr. Geller: Not just restaurants, from our house. (The nurse comes out of Nana's room.) Nurse: Mrs. Geller? (Everyone stands up. Cut to Ross and Monica in Nana's room.) Ross: She looks so small. Monica: I know. Ross: Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phyllis now. Monica: G'bye, Nana. (She kisses her on the forehead.) Ross: Bye, Nana. (He goes to kiss her but she moves. Monica screams. Ross shouts and stares in disbelief. Monica runs out of the room.) Monica: Ross! (Ross runs out too.) Mrs. Geller: What is going on?! Ross: Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite.. Mrs. Geller: What? Ross: She's not- past, she's present, she's back. Aunt Lillian: (reentering) What's going on? Mr. Geller: She may have died. Aunt Lillian: She may have died? Mr. Geller: We're looking into it. (Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room.) Ross: I, uh, I'll go see. (He goes in) Nurse: This almost never happens! (Nana passes for the second me and the nurse pulls the blanket over her. Ross and Monica go to tell the family) Ross: Now she's passed. [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there.] Chandler: I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair? Rachel: (exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair. Phoebe: Yeah, you have homosexual hair. (Monica and Ross enter.) Rachel: So, um, did she... Ross: Twice. Joey: Twice? Phoebe: Oh, that sucks! Joey: You guys okay? Ross: I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh... Phoebe: Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone. Ross: Nono, she's gone. Monica: We checked. A lot. Phoebe: Hm, I mean maybe no-one ever really goes. Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get the feeling that she's like right here, y'know? (She circles her hand around her right shoulder. Chandler, si ng on her right, draws back nervously) Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those li le yellow pencils, y'know? ...I miss her. Rachel: Aw. Hey, Pheebs, want this? (Gives her a pencil) Phoebe: Thanks! Rachel: Sure. I just sharpened her this morning. Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh? Phoebe: Y'know, I dunno who this is, but it's not Debbie. (Hands back the pencil) [Scene: Nana's house, Ross, Mrs. Geller and Aunt Lillian are going through clothes.] Ross: I thought it was gonna be a closed casket. Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice! (They open a cupboard which, amongst other things, contains a chest of drawers) Mrs. Geller: Swee e, you think you can get in there? Ross: (sarcas c) I don't see why not. (He tries pushing against the chest of drawers. Then he opens one of the drawers and climbs into the closet using that; he falls behind the chest of drawers with a shout.) Ross: Here's my retainer! [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to her father.] Mr. Geller: I was just thinking. When my me comes- Monica: Dad! Mr. Geller: Listen to me! When my me comes, I wanna be buried at sea. Monica: You what? Mr. Geller: I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun. Monica: Define fun. Mr. Geller: C'mon, you'll make a day of it! You'll rent a boat, pack a lunch... Monica: ...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun. . Mr . Geller: Geller: Geller: Everyone Everyone Everyone thinks thinks thinks they they they know know know me. me. me. Everyone Everyone Everyone says says says 'Jack 'Jack 'Jack Geller, Geller, Geller, so so so predictable'. predictable'. predictable'. Maybe Maybe a er I'm gone, they'll say 'Buried at sea! Huh!'. Monica: That's probably what they'll say. Mr. Geller: I'd like that. [Scene: Chandler's Office, Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters.] Chandler: Hey, gorgeous. Shelley: (sheepish) Hey. Look, I'm sorry about yesterday, I, um- Chandler: No, nono, don't- don't worry about it. Believe me, apparently other people have made the same mistake. Shelley: Oh! Okay! Phew! Chandler: So, uh... what do you think it is about me? Shelley: I dunno, uh... you just have a-a... Chandler: ...Quality, right, great. Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple. Chandler: Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with? Shelley: What? He's cute! Chandler: Well, yeah... 's'no Brian in Payroll. Shelley: Is Brian...? Chandler: No! Uh, I d'know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with someone like him. Shelley: Well, I think Brian's a li le out of your league. Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not. [Scene: Nana's Bedroom, Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet.] Ross: (holding a dress out from inside the closet) This one? Aunt Lillian: No. Ross: I have shown you everything we have. Unless you want your mother to spend eternity in a lemon yellow pant-suit, go with the burgundy. Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one. Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy. Ross: Oh! A fine choice. I'm coming out. (Starts to climb over the furniture) Aunt Lillian: Wait! We need shoes! (Ross falls back inside) Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair) Mrs. Geller: That's really a day shoe. Ross: And where she's going everyone else'll be dressier? Aunt Lillian: Could we see something in a slimmer heel? Ross: (forages around) Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work. Aunt Lillian: No, it really should be burgundy. Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress? Ross: No! Nonono, wait a sec. I may have something in the back. (He finds a shoebox (out of shot), pulls it down and opens it. It is full of Sweet 'n' Lo's.) Ross: Oh my God.. Mrs. Geller: Is everything all right, dear? Ross: Yeah, just... just Nana stuff. (He reaches up higher and knocks down another shoebox lid. Sweet 'n' Lo's rain down on him) Commercial Break [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral.] Ross: (entering) How we doing, you guys ready? Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature? Ross: Some days it's all I can think about. Phoebe: (entering) Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings. Rachel: Oh, you-you mean your earrings? Phoebe: What'd I say? Rachel: (s cking her foot out) Hm-m. Monica: Are these the shoes? Rachel: Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy. Ross: What, we-uh- we don't have shoes here, or...? Joey: (entering with Chandler) Morning. We ready to go? Chandler: Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't it? (They all leave.) [Scene: The cemetary, a er the funeral.] Monica: It was a really beau ful service. Mrs. Geller: It really was. Oh, c'mere, sweetheart. (Hugs her) Y'know, I think it might be me for you to start using night cream. (Joey listens to his overcoat for a second and sighs, then no ces Chandler watching) Joey: What? Chandler: Nothing, just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger. Joey: Check it out, Giants-Cowboys. (He has a pocket TV) Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral? Joey: No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the recep on. Chandler: You are a frightening, frightening man. (Rachel steps in a patch of mud) Rachel: Oh no! My new Paolo shoes! Ross: Oh, I hope they're not ruined. Phoebe: God, what a great day. ...What? Weather-wise! Ross: Ross: I I I know, know, know, uh, uh, uh, the the the air, air, air, the-the the-the the-the trees... trees... trees... even even even though though though Nana's Nana's Nana's gone gone gone there's, there's, there's, there's there's there's something something almost, uh- I dunno, almost life-aff- (Not looking where he is going he falls into an open grave) All: God! Ross! Ross: I'm fine. Just-just... having my worst fear realised... [Scene: The Wake, at the Gellers' house. Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squa ng over him, checking to see if he's injured.] Phoebe: Okay, don't worry, I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm...huh. Ross: What, what is it? Phoebe: You missed a belt loop. Ross: Oh! No-n- Phoebe: Okay, it's in spasm. Mrs. Mrs. Geller: Geller: Geller: Here, Here, Here, swee e, swee e, swee e, here. here. here. I I I took took took these these these when when when I I had had my my my golfing golfing golfing accident. accident. accident. (Hands (Hands (Hands Ross Ross Ross a a bo le of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears) (Cut to Chandler and a woman, Andrea, reaching for the same slice of meat) Chandler: Oh, no- Andrea: Sorry- Hi, I'm Dorothy's daughter. Chandler: Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is. (They shake hands. Cut to Ross emerging from a hallway, grinning inanely. He is obviously very stoned) Phoebe: Hey, look who's up! How do you feel? Ross: I feel great. I feel- great, I fleel great. Monica: Wow, those pills really worked, huh? Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her) Phoebe: Ooh! That's so nice... Ross: ...Chandler! Chandler: Hey. Ross: (hugs him) And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't ma er to me. Andrea: (turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave Chandler.) Ross: Rachel. Rachel Rachel. (Sits down beside her) I love you the most. Rachel: (humouring him) Oh, well you know who I love the most? Ross: No. Rachel: You! Ross: Oh.. you don't get it! (Passes out and slumps across her) (Cut to Joey watching TV in the corner. He makes an extravagant gesture of disappointment.) Mr. Geller: Whaddya got there? Joey: (hides the TV, but he s ll has an earphone) Just a, uh... hearing disability. Mr. Geller: What's the score? Joey: Seventeen-fourteen Giants... three minutes to go in the third. Mr. Geller: Beau ful! (Turns to watch with him) (Time lapse. A large crowd of men are now watching the game) Rachel: (s ll trapped under Ross) Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker? Mrs. Geller: (to Monica) Your grandmother would have hated this. Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all. Mrs. Geller: No, I'd be hearing about 'Why 'Why didn't didn't I get the h oney-glazed honey-glazed honey-glazed ham?', ham?', I didn't spend enough on flowers, and if I spent more she'd be saying 'Why are you was ng your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead'. Monica: That sounds like Nana. Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is cri cal of every single thing you say? Monica: ...I can imagine. Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the posi ve, life-affirming person that she is. Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her? Mrs. Geller: Tell her what? Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every li le detail, like your hair... for example. Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're ge ng at. Monica: Do you think things would have been be er if you'd just told her the truth? Mrs. Geller: ...No. I think some things are be er le unsaid. I think it's nicer when people just get along. Monica: Huh. Mrs. Geller: More wine, dear? Monica: Oh, I think so. Mrs. Mrs. Geller: Geller: Geller: (reaches (reaches (reaches out out out to to to fiddle fiddle fiddle with with with Monica's Monica's Monica's hair hair hair again, again, again, and and and realises) realises) realises) Those Those Those earrings earrings earrings look look really lovely on you. Monica: Thank you. They're yours. Mrs. Geller: Actually they were Nana's. (There is a cry of disappointment from the crowd of men.) Mr. Geller: Now I'm depressed! ...(To everyone) Even more than I was. [Scene: Central Perk, the gang are looking at old photos.] Rachel: Hey, who's this li le naked guy? Ross: That li le naked guy would be me. Rachel: Aww, look at the li le thing. Ross: Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now? Chandler: Who are those people? Ross: Got me. Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'. Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there? Monica: Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25? Ross: Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile) Joey: Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked! Ross: (looking) Nono, that would be me again. I'm, uh, just trying something. Closing Credits [Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.] Chandler: Hey, Lowell. Lowell: Hey, Chandler. Chandler: So how's it going there in Financial Services? Lowell: It's like Mardi Gras without the paper mache heads. How 'bout you? Chandler: Good, good. Listen, heh, I dunno what Shelley told you about me, but, uh... I'm not. Lowell: I know. That's what I told her. Chandler: Really. Lowell: Yeah. Chandler: So- you can tell? Lowell: Pre y much, most of the me. We have a kind of... radar. Chandler: So you don't think I have a, a quality? Lowell: Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no. By the way, your friend Brian from Payroll, he is. Chandler: He is? Lowell: Yup, and waaay out of your league. (Exits) Chandler: Out of my league. I could get a Brian. (Brian enters behind him) If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. (Sees him) Hey, Brian. End 。
老友记第一季剧本
《F r i e n d s》剧本（第一季）101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!少来了，你和那个人一起出去！和你交往的男人一定有问题！Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump A hump and a hairpiece 打住，乔伊，最下留德。
他驼背？即驼背又戴假发？Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk慢着，他吃粉笔吗？(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.各位别急，这不算是约会。
我们不过是出去一起吃晚餐，而不是做爱。
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.听起来像是说我的约会。
[转载]老友记第一季第八集内容解析
[转载]⽼友记第⼀季第⼋集内容解析原⽂地址：⽼友记第⼀季第⼋集内容解析作者：Bingo教你说美语1.dehydrated japanese noodles under fluorescent lights.这边就说下⽣词，dehydrate表⽰使...脱⽔⼲燥；fluorescent表⽰荧光的.⽇本⼈Japanese的带有歧视⾊彩叫法是Jap.2.Are you dating somebody?⼝语中约会还经常⽤see来表⽰, Are you seeing someone?也表⽰你是不是在恋爱3.flush v. 马桶冲⽔4.let their guards downlet sb's guards down表⽰某⼈放松警惕，这个其实前⾯有集已经讲过了，所以顺便说下，以后不讲重复的了。
5.heterosexual. 异性恋也可以⽤straight这个形容词来表⽰. I am a heterosexual = I am straight = i am not gay= i am not a homo(homosexual).6.your Dad just beeped in.beep in. 电话⽤语，你在接电话时有⼈打过来⽤。
7.what's with your hair?这边要说的就是what's wrong的wrong可以省略的。
What's with you? = What's wrong with you?8.fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.fuzzy表⽰模糊的，mint表⽰薄荷，巨额，造币⼚等。
purse要说下，不是我们意义上的钱包。
purse在美国是那种⼩钱袋或者⼥⼠单肩挎包(在英国可指钱包，但也只是⼥⼠会⽤)。
⽽现在中国很多男的也背这种包，所以⽼外就笑man-purse,即murse.9.gross.恶⼼的= disgusting10.Nana.=grandmother=grandma; father=pa=papa=dad=daddy; mother=mom=ma=mama11.every now and then 时不时地12.junior high 初中；⾼中是senior high. middle school表⽰中学（初中和⾼中）13.The non-protective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate.non-是否定前缀； corrugated表⽰起皱的；fiberboard表⽰纤维板；laminate表⽰薄板14.kea.⾁⾷鹦鹉15.casket ⼩盒⼦；有⼈死的时候表⽰棺材或者⾻灰盒，也叫coffin(棺材)16.retainer 医学⽅⾯的矫形器17.make a day of it.充分利⽤这天，痛痛快快high⼀场。
高中英语《Frinds老友记》第1季中英文对照完整剧本121 The One With The Fake Monica素材
121 The One With The Fake Monica[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is looking at papers.] Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number? Monica: I have no idea. But look how much they spent!Rachel:Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that yo u only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.Monica: I know. It's just such reckless spending.Ross: I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown cautio n to the wind.Chandler: Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop. Monica: That's me.Phoebe:Oh! The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again! (Points to a lamp which is shaking behind the sofa)Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachel's room) come here, Marcel- Rachel: Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.Monica: Ross, you've got to do something about the humping. Ross: What? It's, it's just a phase.Chandler: Well, that's what we said about Joey...Ross: Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal.Rachel: (Out of shot) Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!Ross: What?Rachel: Let's just s ay my Curious George doll is no longer curious. Opening Credits[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room.]Rachel: Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing. Monica: This woman's living my life.Rachel: What?Monica:She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me! Look at this, look. She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see. She, she buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales people. She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies.Rachel: You're not an artist.Monica: Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.Rachel: Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.Monica: Oh really? Okay, let's compare, shall we.Rachel: (Yawning) Oh, it's so late for 'Shall we'...Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?Rachel: (Yawning) Nooo...Monica:This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names.] Chandler: How about Joey... Pepponi? 121 假莫妮卡怎有人知道你的信用卡号码? 我也不知道你看他们花了多少钱摩妮卡，冷静一下好吗?信用卡的人说你只须付你所买的东西我知道，他真是挥霍无度我想他偷去你的信用卡时根本就已忘了王法真是个变态花了69•95元买”神奇拖把”我买的真的，它又来马修，别再侵犯那盏灯了马修，回来…不，又到我房里了我去抓它出来罗斯，你得想办法阻止什么?这只是个阶段我们当时也是这么说乔伊的你们冷静点行吗?这又没什么了不起马修，停，坏猴子又怎么了?我只能说我的好奇乔治玩偶不再好奇摩妮卡，你还是无法释怀这女人过着我的生活什么?她过着我的生活而且过得比我好，看她买的戏票是我一直想看的戏她买的衣服是我早就想买的她花了三百块买艺术用品你又不是艺术家如果有艺术用品我或许已是个艺术家我本来可以的，只是现在不是导演：盖尔曼库索摩妮卡，别泄气你做的工作很酷真的?我们来做比较，好吗? 现在说”好吗”有点太迟了我到过公园骑马吗?我在新学校上过课吗?Joey:No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.Chandler: Joey... Switzerland?(The waitress brings their coffee.)Joey: Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big. (Waitress looks at him funny) Which I'm not.Chandler: Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?Joey: Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar. Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me...Joey: (Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good. Chandler: Might wanna try Joseph.(Joey visibly thinks 'Of course!' and writes it down.)Joey: Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!Chandler: Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]Rachel: Hey.Phoebe: Hey.Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.Phoebe: What are you doing?Monica:(Hushes her) Alright, great. Thanks a lot. (Hangs up) I'm going to tap class.Rachel: What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?Monica: This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is. Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.Phoebe: This is madness. It's madness, I tell you, for the love of God, Monica, don't do it!! ...Thank you.[Scene: A Tap Class, the girls are standing a t the door.] Monica: What d'you think?Phoebe: Lotsa things.(They go in and sit down.)Rachel: Which one do you think she is?(The teacher comes up to them.)Teacher: May I help you?Monica: Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.Teacher: You don't observe a dance class. You dance a dance class. Spare shoes are over there.Rachel: What does she mean?Phoebe: I think she means (Imitates) 'You dance a dance class'. Oh, c'mon, c'mon. (They put on some spare shoes)Monica: Okay, d'y'see anybody you think could be me? 没有这太不公平了她拥有我想要的一切而且她没有我妈乔依帕波尼如何?不好，太有种族意味了我的经纪人认为我该取个中立一点的名字乔伊瑞士?而且，我应该就是乔乔伊让我感觉…这么大我不是乔…乔斯大林?斯大林，我认识这名字吗?听得很熟悉.我没印象乔斯大林，这名字很好或许你想试试乔瑟夫乔瑟夫斯大林我好像记得这个名字”别了，鸟儿”乔瑟夫斯大林主演”屋顶上的提琴手”中的乔瑟夫史达林对，我是摩妮卡格勒我想有在你们那里上课我想知道是哪些课你在干什么?太好了，谢谢我要去上踢踏舞课这样你就可以和偷你信用卡的人一起上课?这女人偷走了我的生活我应该去看看她是何方神圣去邮局看我想她的照片会公布的摩妮卡，你有点失去理智了你被这件事所完全操控这叫疯狂上帝保佑，摩妮卡别这么做谢谢你们怎么认为?很多你认为是哪一个?我能帮你们什么吗?我们是来参观的舞蹈课不是参观来的舞蹈课来跳舞的那儿有舞鞋Teacher:(To the class) People! Last time there were some empty yoghurt containers lying around after class. Let's not have that happen again! Rachel: She could be you.(Music starts)Teacher: Let's get started. Five, six, a-five six seven eight... (Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounders)Monica: Okay, I'm not getting this!Phoebe:(Dancing in a swirly, Phoebe kind of way) I'm totally getting it!Monica:Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?(Rachel taps into view; she is in perfect sync with the rest of the class)Rachel: What? You just click wh en they click.Teacher: Alright people, now everyone grab a partner.(The girls are unsure how to pair off. Phoebe settles it) Phoebe: Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel.Monica: Great. It's gym class all over again.Phoebe and Rachel: Aww.Teacher:Well that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me.Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare. (She starts to walk very slowly toward the front of the room. The teacher grabs her hand and pulls her. Suddenly a woman bursts in) Woman:It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm here. Sorry I'm late, okay, here I am. Who's the new tense girl?Teacher: She's your partner.Woman: Hi. I'm Monica.Monica: Oh. Monica! ...Hi. I'm Mo- ...nana.Woman: (Fake Monica) Monana?Monica: Yeah. It's Dutch.Fake Monica:You're kidding! I-I spent three years in Amsterdam. (Asks her something in Dutch)Monica: Um, Pennsylvania Dutch.Teacher: And we're dancing. A-five, six, seven, eight... [Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering.]Ross: (Mortified) Hi.Chandler and Joey: Hey.Joey: Where've you been?Ross: At the vet.Chandler:She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?Ross: She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity.Joey: (To Chandler) Hey! He beat ya.Ross: She says as time goes on, he's gonna start getting agressive and violent. 什么意思?我想她是叫我们进去跳真的?好吧有看见我的分身吗?各位，上回有人在教室留下酸乳空瓶希望别再发生那种事她可能是你开始吧我跟不上我完全融人你不会觉得自己有时毫无协调感吗?怎么了?只要他们踢的时候你踢就是了各位找个舞伴我死去的妈说就是你我和瑞秋这下可好体育课的旧事又重演了无所谓，你过来和我一起跳我何不脱下衣服来场恶梦?没关系，我来了抱歉，我迟到我来了那个紧张的新人是谁?你的舞伴我叫摩妮卡摩妮卡我叫摩娜娜摩娜娜?对，是荷兰人的名字你在开玩笑吧我在阿姆斯特丹住了三年我是宾州的荷兰人开始吧你上哪儿去了我刚从兽医回来她没叫你戴那种塑胶套吧?她说马修乱性不是暂时的显然它已性成熟嘿,它找过你呢她说它会越来越暴力侵略性越强这代表什么?我们不能再养它了我真不敢相信，这真是太扯了我不懂，你才刚养它它怎会突然性成熟?Chandler: So what does this mean?Ross: I'm gonna have to give him up.Commercial Break[Scene: Central Perk, scene continued from earlier. They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys.]Joey: I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!Chandler: I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?Ross: I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg. Joey: Isn't there any way you can keep him?Ross:No, no. The vet says unless he's in a place where he has regular access to some... monkey lovin,' he's just gonna get vicious. I've just gotta get him into a zoo.Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?Chandler: I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen. Ross:Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first cho ice would be one of the bigger state zoos, y'know, like, uh, San Diego... right? But that might just be a pipe dream, because, y'know, he's out of state. Uh, my vet, uh, knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.Chandler:Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters.)Phoebe: Hey. We found her, we found the girl.Chandler: What?Joey: Did you call the cops?Rachel: Nope. We took her to lunch.Chandler: Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.Monica:Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, you forget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazing spirit.Ross: Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader. Chandler: ...Take off their hats!Phoebe: Popes in a Volkswagen! ...I love that joke.[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there.]Rachel: No way. No way did you do this.Fake Monica: Monana was very brave.Monica: It was so wild. We told them we were the Gunnersens in room six fifteen. Only to find out the Boston Celtics had taken over the entire sixth floor!Fake Monica: So once they caught on to the fact that we're, y'know, short and have breasts...Monica: ...They threw us out! I was thrown out of a hotel! Me! Rachel: Go Mon ana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the 我知道，之前它只是个小东西不知不觉中它就紧抓住我的腿不放你没有任何办法再饲养它吗?没办法她说除非有个地方让它获得正常的猴爱它会变得愈来愈残暴我得将它送到动物园你如何把它送进动物园?我知道不，那是教皇进入福斯汽车我们到处申请当然大型州立动物园是优先考虑比方说圣地牙哥动物园那可能只是遥不可及的梦想因为它在加州兽医说她认识迈阿密的朋友或许有可能那儿似乎离海滩只有两条街一定是个疯狂动物园我们找到她了你们喊警察了吗?没有，我们和她吃午餐你们自己的”自治正义”你疯了?那女人偷了你的东西她是个小偷和这女人相处十分钟后你就会把这些全忘了她简直是奇女子振奋人心她可能是从某位啦啦队队员那儿偷来的脱下他们的帽子福斯车上的教皇我喜欢这个笑话不可能，你不可能这么做摩娜娜相当勇敢真是太疯狂了我说我们是615房的冈氏姐妹结果波士顿塞尔提克已包下整个六楼他们知道我们又矮又有胸部时他们就把我们轰出来我被轰出饭店，我干得好，摩娜娜不是只有你们活在梦中我得去为我不认识的人倒咖啡不用等我了对了，明天我们要去参加百老汇的试演dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. (Exits)Fake Monica:Oh, by the way, tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show.Monica: 'Scuse me?Fake Monica: There's an open call for Cats. I'm thinking we go down there, sing Memories and make complete fools of ourselves. Whaddya say?Monica:Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.Fake Monica:Well, that's just probably 'cause of your Amish background.Monica: What?Fake Monica: Well, you're Pennsylvania Dutch, right?Monica: Right. Till I bought a blow dryer, then I was shunned. Fake Monica: I-I used to be just like you. And then one day I saw a movie that changed my life. Did you ever see Dead Poets' Society? Monica: Uh-huh.Fake Monica:I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some communit y theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.Monica: Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, tiem lapse. Everyone but Joey and Monica are there.]Ross:(Reading letters) Oh God. (To Marcel) We didn't get into Scranton. (To the others) That was like our safety zoo. They take like dogs and cows. See? I don't know who this is harder on, me or him. Phoebe: I'd say that chair's taking the brunt.Ross: Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?Rachel: Oh, somebody will.Joey: (entering) You know there already is a Joseph Stalin? Chandler: You're kidding.Joey: Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!Chandler: Y'know, you'd think I would've.Joey: Phoebe. Whaddyou think a good stage name for me would be? Phoebe: ...Flame Boy.[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to Dr. Baldhara, a zookeeper.] Ross: Where exactly is your zoo?Dr. Baldhara: Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?Ross: Yes. 什么?”猫”剧还有一个缺额我想我们可以去唱”回忆”让自己当个傻子，如何?不，记得你身旁的人是谁我和你不一样我连站在踢踏舞教室前都有困难因为你有阿米许的血统什么?你不是宾州荷兰人吗?对，直到我买了吹风机被逐出村里我过去也和你一样有一天我看了出改变我人生的电影看过春风化雨吗?我认为这电影实在是太…无聊了那孩子在电影的结局时自杀只因他无法演出话剧?这是在干什么?他再等一年离家，到社区话剧团去走出电影院时我想我这逝去两小时的生命永远不再回这想法震惊了我从此我便及时行乐那么我不敢推荐”窈充奶爸”了上帝我们进不了斯克兰顿了那是我们最后的选择他们连狗和牛都收我不懂是我还是它比较难受我想应该椅子最可怜马修…不乖，为何没人要它?一定有人会要的早就有人叫乔瑟夫斯大林了开什么玩笑显然他是屠杀各种民族的俄国独裁者你怎么会不知道是啊菲此你认为我该取什么艺名?火焰男孩你的动物园在哪儿?就技术上而言不算是动物园而是一种互动式野生动物体验我想请教你几个问题我想请教你几个问题它会和其他动物打架吗?Dr. Baldhara: Does he, uh, fight with other animals?Ross: No-no, he's, he's very docile.Dr. Baldhara: Even if he were... cornered?Ross: Well I, I don't know. Why?Dr. Baldhara: Uh, how is he at handling small objects?Ross: He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...Dr. Baldhara: How about a hammer, or a small blade?Ross: Why- why- why would he need a blade?Dr. Baldhara:Well, if he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns, you've got to give the little guy something. Otherwise it's just cruel.(Chandler and Joey burst in, with Marcel)Chandler and Joey: He- he- he got in, he- he got in to San Diego. Joey:We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing... Chandler: ...He's in.Ross: He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego! Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is dusting. She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again. Monica bursts in, obviously drunk.]Monica: Yo- hooo!Rachel: Where the hell've you been?Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.Rachel: Are y ou drunk?!Monica: Noooo! (Comes closer and whispers) I'm lying. I am so drunk. Rachel:Oh God, oh. Great, Monica, y'know what, you could've called, I have been up here, I've been worried...(Monica is drinking from the tap)Rachel: Monica? Monica!Monica: Water rules!Rachel: Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?Monica: Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today.Rachel: Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!Monica: No, it is me! Y'know, I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in! Y'know, when I'm with her, I am so much more than that. I'm- I'm Monana! (The phone rings and Rachel answers)Rachel: Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.Monica: Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.Rachel: What?Monica: They've arrested Monica.[Scene: New York City Department of Correction, Monica is visiting Fake Monica.] 不会的，它非常温驯如果被逼进角落里去时呢?我不知道，干嘛问?它掌控小东西的能力为何?它会拿香蕉如果你是这意思的话铁槌或小刀呢?为什么?为何要小刀?面对狮虎或有角的动物你得拿些东西给它自我防卫否则就太残忍了它能去圣地牙哥了什么?我们散步回来声见电话铃响然后它就录取了听见没，马修，是圣地牙哥你大错特错了圣地牙哥环境良好没错如果你把它交给我我就能训练它对抗瞎眼的兔子而且我还可以给你百分之二十的门票收入你到底跑哪儿去了?我和摩妮卡刚跑去参加大使馆舞会你喝醉了?才没有呢骗你的，我醉醺醺的摩妮卡，你该打通电话回来的我一直在家里担心你摩妮卡好过瘾没错餐厅今天又来电了他们想知道你还要不要去上班不去我今天要去大苹果马戏团摩妮卡，你在干什么?你快丢掉工作了，你变了不，这正是我我不只是那种必须拍松枕头帐单一来立刻去缴款的人和她在一起我就超越了那种人我是摩娜娜对，她在，等等摩娜娜，你的电话信用卡公司打来的是吗?天那谢谢Monica: Hi.Fake Monica: Hey.Monica: How are you?Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?Monica: Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.Fake Monica: That I was not expecting.Monica: I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.Fake Monica: Oh. Thanks.Monica:No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!Fake Monica: Well, actually, you only got to sing 'Memo-'. Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?Fake Monica:Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of twenty-five other women, and you're worried about who's gonna take you to the Big Apple Circus?Monica: Well, not... worried, just... wondering.Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who yo u were, because that's who you are. Monica: Not necessarily...Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.Monica: Um, I'm not actually Amish.Fake Monica: Really? Then why are you like that?[Scene: Tap Class, Monica is standing by the door.]Teacher: You by the door. In or out?Monica: In. (She joins in the dancing. She still flounders) Teacher: You in the back, you're getting it all wrong!Monica: Yeah, but at least I'm doing it![Scene: The Airport, everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel.] PA:This is the final boarding call for flight 67 to San Diego, boarding at gate 42A.Phoebe:Okay. Good-bye, little monkey guy. Alright, I wrote you this poem. Okay, but don't eat it 'till you get on the plane.Ross: Aww. Thank you, Aunt Phoebe.Phoebe: Oh!Chandler:Okay, bye, champ. Now, I know there's gonna be a lot of babes in San Diego, but remember, there's also a lot to learn.Joey: I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.Ross: Just, just say what you feel.Joey: Marcel, I'm hungry.Ross: That was good.Rachel: (Brings Marcel a teddy bear) Marcel, this is for you. It's, uh, just, y'know, something to, um, do on the plane. 怎么了?他们已逮到摩妮卡你好吗?不太糟幸好我喜欢蓝色你怎会知道我在这儿?因为我是摩妮卡格勒你用的是我的信用卡真是没想到我想让你知道去报案的人不是我谢谢你你带给我太多了如果不是你我就不可能在冬园剧场唱”回忆”老实说你只开口唱了"回"而已我不敢相信你会在这儿失去你我该怎么办?谁会和我去大使馆宴会谁带我去大苹果马戏团?摩妮卡我在一堆女人面前尿尿展开一天的生活你却担心没人带你去看马戏?不是担心，只是怀疑没什么好怀疑的你继续做你自己因为那才是真正的你那没必要呀.那很必要.我不知道是为什么或许和你是阿米许人有关我不是阿米许人真的?为何你那么怪?门旁的那个，加不加入?加人后面的，你完全跳错了至少我在跳这是飞往圣地牙哥67班机最后一次的登机通知请在42A门登机再见了，小猴子我写了一首诗给你上飞机后才能吃谢谢你，菲此阿姨再见了我知道圣地牙哥那儿你将有许多漂亮美眉Ross: Uh, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment, just me and him.All: Oh, sure. Sure, absolutely. (They just stand there, then realise what he means and go to the other end of the room)Ross:Marcel, c'mere, c'mere. (He sits down and Marcel jumps down and sits beside him) Well buddy, this is it. There's just a coupla things I want to say. I'm really gonna miss you, and I'm never gonna forget about you. You've been more than just a pet to me, you've been more like a be- (Marcel climbs down and starts humping his leg) Okay, Marcel, please, could you leave my leg alone? Could you just stop humping me for two seconds?! Marcel, would- okay, just take him away. Just take him.(Marcel is put in a cage and taken away.)Closing Credits[Scene: A Theater, there is a casting session going on for a play.] Actor:(Very melodramatically, and very badly) Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might... touch thy cheek...Casting Director No. 1: That's fine, thank you.Casting Director No. 2: Next. (Joey walks onstage)Joey: Hi, uh, I'll be reading for the role of Me rcutio.Casting Director No. 2: Name?Joey: Holden McGroin.End 记得要学习的也很多我不知该说什么，罗斯它是一只猴子说出你的感觉就成了马修，我饿了这句不错马修，给你的这是给你在飞机上玩的如果不介意我想和它独处当然可以马修，过来小兄弟，就这样了我只想说几句话我会想你的我不会忘记你的在我心中你不只是一只宠物你更是...马修，能放开我的腿吗? 能暂时不要乱来吗?马修…带它走好吗?带它走希望我是你手上的手套这样我就能抚摸你的脸颊行，谢谢下一位我来试”马丘修”的角色名字?麦克葛罗尼。
《老友记》第一季剧本全集【双语】【中英对照】
Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica:And they weren't looking at you before?!
Monica:Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
Rachel:Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying tofigure outwhat is going on.]
Chandler:And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica:Rachel?!
Rachel:Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a bighammersaid you might be here and you are,you are!
Ross:Sorry.
Joey:Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?