有趣儿童英语小故事
有趣儿童英语小故事
儿童英语小故事都是一些英语表达简单，多对话的短文，例如经典的《We are fｒi ｅｎds》、《Litｔｌe moｕｓe》、《Let’s ｐlay》等的英语小故事。
熟读儿童英语小故事可以让儿童更早接触英语,并且英语小故事比较有趣，儿童们会对英语产生兴趣,这样有利于他们以后的英语学习。我下面只是介绍了3篇比较经典的英语小故事，想了解更多,可以到网上下载，也可以运用学习软件来阅读儿童英语小故事。
Ｗe aｒe frienｄｓ(我们是朋友）
Tommy iｓｔurtle.Hｅhaｓno daddy, no mｕmmy
and no frｉeｎds．
Tｏｍmy 是一只乌龟。他没有爸爸、妈妈和朋友。
Ｈe ｉs crying. A bird comes. Shｅsayｓ:“Iｃ
an fｌy．Let’s flｙ!”
他在哭。一只小鸟过来了。她说：“我会飞，让我们一起飞吧。”
Ｔｏmｍy ｓaｙs: “no,no,I caｎ’t flｙ!”
Tommy 说:“不，不,我不会飞。”
Ａrａbbiｔcｏｍｅｓ. Ｈｅsays:“ I cａｎjｕmp.
Lｅt’ｓjuｍp!”
一只兔子过来了。他说：“我会跳。让我们一起跳吧。”
Tomｍy says: “ｎｏ, no.I can’t jump!”
Toｍｍy说：“不，不。我不会跳。”
Ａｍonkey cｏmｅs．He sａｙs:“I cａｎclimb t
ｈe trｅe. Leｔ’s cｌｉｍｂthe treｅ!”
一只猴子过来了。他说:“我会爬树。让我们一起爬树吧。”
Tomｍy sａys: “no, no. I caｎ’t climb the tree!”
Ｔommy说：“不，不。我不会爬树。”
A ducｋcｏmeｓ. He says:“Ｉcan ｓｗｉm. Leｔ’s swim!”
一只鸭子过来了。他说:“我会游泳,让我们一起游泳吧！”
Tommy smileｓ:“ ｗe arｅfrieｎｄs!”
鸭子笑了：“我们是朋友!”
Little moｕsｅ(小老鼠)
It’ｓa sｕnｎｙdaｙ．A lｉttｌｅmｏuse wanｔｓto gｏouｔａnｄｐｌaｙ.
这是一个晴朗的一天。一只小老鼠想要去外面玩
Bｕt he is afrａｉd ｏf theｃaｔ.so he peeks and peekｓ.
但是它害怕猫。所以左看看右看看
He pｅeks ｔo theｌｅft aｎｄｐeeks to tｈe rig ｈt．
它看了左边又看右边
Sｕdｄenly, ｔｈeｍuｍmｙmouｓe shouｔｓ.
突然,老鼠妈妈叫道：
“watch oｕt! Watcｈoｕt! The cat ｉs heｒe，the cat ｉｓhere．”
“小心！小心！猫在这里,猫在这里”
Let’s play(让我们一起玩吧)
It’ｓdａrk outsｉde,ｔhｅcat ｄoesn’t waｎｔt ｏsｌeep.
外面已经天黑了,可是小猫不想睡觉
“rabｂｉts，raｂbits! Let’s ｐlａy!”
“兔子,兔子！让我们一起玩吧”
“ｎo,we are sleeping.”
“不，我们要睡觉”
“bｉrｄs,biｒｄs!Let’ｓplａｙ！”
“小鸟，小鸟!让我们一起玩”
“no,ｗｅａrｅsｌeeｐiｎg．”
“不，我们要睡觉”
“beａrs,bear．Let’s play!”
“小熊，小熊,让我们一起玩吧”
“ｎｏ, we are slｅepｉｎg.”
“不,我们要睡觉”
Ｎo one wantｓto plaｙ. The caｔhaｓto go home ａｎd slｅeｐ
没有人想要玩。小猫只要回家去睡了。
希望你的孩子们对英语小故事产生兴趣吧！这是要孩子经常阅读的哦，效果才会出来。
英语幽默小故事
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1、New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!" 新发现 一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。 乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!” hillbilly n. 乡下人，乡巴佬. pudgy adj.矮胖的，矮而粗的 drawl vt, vi慢吞吞地说；拉长语调地说 2、Always Thirsty "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!" 总感到口渴 一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。” “真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”
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小学英语趣味小故事四则 （一）两只狗 A man has two dogs: a hound and a housedog. He trains the hound to help him hurt and teaches the housedog to watch the house. When he returns home after a day’s hunt, he always gives the house-dog some meat. The hound feels very angry. He says unhappily to the housedog, “Where I work very hard outside, you share my food.” “Don’t blame me, my friend. You should blame the master. He doesn’t teach me to hurt, but to share other’s food,” the housedog answers. Don’t blame children for the mis takes of their parent 有一个人养了两条狗：一条是猎犬，一条是看家狗。他训练猎狗帮他打猎，教看家狗守家。当猎人打了一天猎回家后，总要分给看家狗一些肉，猎狗对此很生气。它不高兴地对看家狗说道：“我在外边追捕猎物十分辛苦，而你在家什么都不做，但你却分享我的食物。”看家狗回答道：“不要责怪我，我的朋友。你应该去责备主人。他不教我打猎，却只教我分享别人的食物。”不要因为父母的错误而去责备孩子。 （二）狮子国王 THE BEASTS of the field and forest had a Lion as their king. He was neither wrathful, cruel, nor tyrannical, but just and gentle
趣味英语故事13
At the Waxworks Exhibition 在蜡像馆 One rainy Saturday afternoon, Nancy and Smith were wondering what to do, when suddenly Smith had an idea. “I know,”he said enthusiastically,“I'll take you to a place my father used to take me to when I was a boy. No, d on't ask questions; just get your umbrella and get into th e car.” Half an hour later they stopped outside a large building and Nancy laughed. “Oh, it's the waxworks exhibition. Do you know, I've never been here before?” And Smith said,“Oh, we used to come here often when I was little. There used to be a lot of famous people inside, all made of wax, but I suppose they've changed most of them now.” While Smith was buying the tickets at the pay-desk, Nancy looked round. “Did your mother use to come too?”she asked. “Not very often.”Smith told her.“She used to stay at home and look after babies. Come on, up these stairs.” At the top of the stairs stood an attendant, holding some catalogues. Nancy went up to her, openingher handbag, while Smith watched her. “How much are the catalogues, please?”Nancy asked; but the girl didn't answer. And she didn't realize that she had been talking to a waxwork until she heard Smith laughing behind her.
幽默英语小故事(中英文对照)
A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it. When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in. Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip. 英语幽默：士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招 由于生意方面的事，罗宾逊先生得出趟门。因为有点紧急，他决定坐飞机。乘机旅行时，他喜欢靠窗坐，故而一登机，他就寻找一个靠窗的座位。他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名士兵。令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是，这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置。罗宾逊先生不管那些，他马上径直朝那个空座位走去。 然而，等到了那儿，他看见座位上有则启事，是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡，特预设该位置，谢谢合作。”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事。不过，他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的位置。 又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那则启事就走开了。当快满座时，一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱。一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事。士兵用这种办法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。
趣味英语故事16
I've Passed My Right on to You 我把权利转让给你了 One day, Wilson was walking quietly along the road when somebody gave him a violent blow on the back of the neck. He looked behind him, and saw a young man whom he had never seen before. “How dare you hit me like that!”shouted Wilson. The young man said he had mistaken Wilson for a friend of his and that he thought Wilson was making a lot of noise about nothing. This insult made Wilson even angrier, of course, and he at once arranged for the young man to be brought before a judge. There was nothing for the young man to do but to appear before the court. Now, the judge who heard the case was a friend of the young man's father, and, although he pretended to be quite fair, he was thinking how he could avoid punishing the young man while at the same time not appearing unjust. Finally he said to Wilson,“I understand your feelings in this matter very well. Would you be satisfied if I let you hit the young man as he hit you?” Wilson said he would not be. The young man had insulted him and should be properly punished. “Well, then,”said the judge to the young man,“I order you to pay ten liras to Wilson.” Ten liras was very little for such a crime, but the young man did not have it with him, so the judge allowed him to go and get it. Wilson waited for him to return with the money. He waited an hour, he waited two hours, while the judge attended to other business.
英语幽默小故事10篇
英语幽默小故事10篇
英语幽默小故事10篇 Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE". 中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减 价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said. "Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister." "I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"