趣味性的英语小故事

趣味性的英语小故事
趣味性的英语小故事

趣味性的英语小故事

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趣味性的英语小故事篇一

Once upon a time

很久以前

there was a single banana tree in the jungle.

在这片森林里面有一棵唯一的香蕉树。

Two bunches of bananas were on the banana tree.

香蕉树上有两串香蕉。

There were three children from a village.

有三个来自山村的孩子。

They were watching the bananas grow.

他们正在观察香蕉的成长。

There were four monkeys from the jungle.

有四只来自这片森林的猴子。

They were watching the bananas grow.

他们正在观察香蕉的成长。

The children looked at the bananas at five o’clock in the afternoon everyday.

孩子们在每一天下午六点钟看香蕉。

The monkeys looked at the bananas at six o’clock in the morning everyday.

猴子们在每一天早上六点钟看香蕉。

The three children and the four monkeys were very excited. Soon the bananas would be ready to eat.

这三个孩子和这四只猴子非常兴奋。很快香蕉就快能吃了。

All seven of them wanted to eat the bananas.

他们全部七个人都想吃香蕉。

One evening the children ran to the banana tree.

一天傍晚孩子们跑到香蕉树。

There were eight colorful butterflies sitting on the bananas.

八只色彩鲜艳的蝴蝶正落在香蕉上。

The bananas were almost yellow.

香蕉差不多成黄颜色了。

“Let’s eat the bananas now.”

“现在让我们吃香蕉。”

“No,they are not ripe.”

“不,他们没有熟呢。”

The next morning the monkeys looked at the bananas.

第二天早上猴子们看到香蕉。

There were nine drops of dew sparkling on the bananas.

有九粒露水在香蕉上发光。

The three children ran to the bananas tree for breakfast.

这三个孩子跑到香蕉树旁,把香蕉作为早餐。

The four monkeys swung from tree to tree to get to the banana tree.It was 10 o’clock.The monkeys and children wanted bananas for breakfast.

这四只猴子从一棵树到另一棵树摇荡来到香蕉树。十点钟了。猴子们和孩子们要把香蕉当作早餐。

The children were very upset to see the monkeys.

孩子们看到猴子们感到非常烦乱。

The monkeys were very upset to see the children.

猴子们看到孩子们感到非常烦乱。

The children were very afraid that the monkeys would take all of the bananas.The monkeys were afraid that the children would take all of the bananas.

孩子们非常害怕猴子们拿走所有的香蕉。猴子们害怕孩子们拿走所有的香蕉。

The children were very hungry.They were also very tired.

孩子们很饿。他们也很疲倦。

The monkeys were very hungry.They were also very tired.

猴子们很饿。他们也很疲倦。

The children were too tired to throw stones.

孩子们太疲倦了而不能扔石头。

The monkeys were too tired to throw sticks.

猴子们太疲倦了而不能扔木棍。

“I’m so hungry.””Me too.”

“我很饿。”“我也是。”

“Let’s share the bananas with the monkeys.”

“让我们和猴子们一起分享香蕉。”

“OK!Let’s share the bananas with the monkeys.”

“好的!让我们和猴子们一起分享香蕉。”

The monkeys and the children enjoyed their breakfast.

猴子们和孩子们享用了他们的早餐。

They also learned that sharing is better than fighting.

他们也明白了分享比争斗更好。

趣味性的英语小故事篇二

Reminder

In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that's why we're here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in because of our reminder.

"We did," she explained. "Bruno bit the mail carrier who was delivering your card."

催单

我是一家兽医站的技师。当动物到了该注射疫苗的时候,我们就寄出催单。一条德国物质牧羊犬布鲁诺来做每年一次的狂犬疫苗注射。我们依照州法律的要求询问他的主人,在过去的十天里布鲁诺是否咬了什么人。“噢,是的。事实上这正是我们到这儿来的原因,”她回答说。我觉得奇怪,告诉她我们以为他们是因为收到了我们的催单才来的。

“的确如此,”她解释道。“布鲁诺咬了给你们送催单的邮递员。”

趣味性的英语小故事篇三

A man carves an idol and takes it to the fair. No one buys it, so he begins to shout in order to canvass the customer. 有人雕刻了一个赫尔墨斯的木像,拿到市场上去卖。因为没有一个买主上前 He says that this idol can bring in wealth and good luck. One man says to the seller, “Hello, My friend, if this is so, you should have the advantages that the idol can bring, why do you want to sell it?” The seller says, “What I want is that I can get cash in at once. The profit from the idol is so slow. 他便大声叫喊,想招揽生意,说有赐福招财的神出售。这时旁边有一个人对他说道:“喂,朋友,既然这样,你自己应该享受他的好处哇,为什么还要卖掉他呢?”他回答说:“我要的是现在马上可以兑现的利益,这个神的利益却来得很慢哪。” This story means: God will never respect people who make a profit by hook or crook. 这故事正是说那种不择手段地求利,连神也不尊敬的人。

趣味性的英语小故事篇四

Once upon a time a little old woman and a little old man lived in a cottage. One day the little old woman made a gingerbread man. She gave him currants for eyes and cherries for buttons. She put him in the oven to bake. The little old woman and little old man were very hungry and wanted to eat the gingerbread man. As soon as he was cooked, the little old woman opened the oven door. The gingerbread man jumped out of the tin and ran out of the open window shouting, 'Don't eat me!' The little old woman and little

old man ran after the gingerbread man. 'Stop! Stop!' they yelled.The gingerbread man did not look back. He ran on saying, 'Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!' Down the lane he sped when he came to a pig. 'Stop! Stop! I would like to eat you," shouted the pig. The gingerbread man was too fast. He ran on saying "Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.” A little further on he met a cow. 'Stop! Stop! little man,' called the hungry cow, 'I want to eat you.' Again the gingerbread man was too fast. He sped on down the road saying, "Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man." The cow began to chase the gingerbread man along with the pig, and the little old woman. But the gingerbread man was too fast for them. It was not long before the gingerbread man came to a horse. 'Stop! Stop!' shouted the horse. 'I want to eat you, little man.' But the gingerbread man did not stop. He said,'Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.' The horse joined in the chase. The gingerbread man laughed and laughed, until he came to a river. 'Oh no!' he cried, 'They will catch me. How can I cross the river?' A sly fox came out from behind a tree. 'I can help you cross the river,' said the fox. 'Jump on to my tail and I will swim across.' 'You won't eat me, will you?' said the gingerbread man. 'Of course not,' said the fox. 'I just want to help.' The gingerbread man climbed on the fox's tail. Soon the gingerbread man began to get wet. 'Climb onto my back,' said the fox. So the gingerbread man did. As he swam the fox said, 'You are too heavy. I am tired. Jump onto my nose.' So the gingerbread man did as he was told. No sooner had they reached the other side, than the fox tossed the gingerbread man up in the air. He opened his mouth and 'Snap!' that was the end of the gingerbread man.

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