5人英语话剧剧本――Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)
5人英语话剧剧本——Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)这个短剧讲的是：
搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。
人物
Bunny Cheng:
Bunny Chen
Eliza Lin:
Daughter
Celine Tu:
Reporter et Aside
Sano Hsieh:
Small gangster(小流氓)
Trent Cheng:
Big gangster(大流氓)
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SCENE I
A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ring. And her daughter is inthe school now.
Mom:
Hello~
Caller:
(A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to saveyour kid, prepare the ransom.
Mom:
Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ring again…Mom:
Hello~
Caller:
Hello~ Are you busy now?
Mom:
(I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is itfun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.
Caller:
Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on t he phone, ”mom, help me~ help
me~)Mom:
Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap torobmeofmymoney!Ifyoucallagain,Iwillcallthecop.Doyouunderstand?(Hanguptheph one more angrier.)
But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to theelementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…
Mom:
Eliza~
Eliza:
Mom:
Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something onthe way home.
Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.
SCENE II
Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters werefurious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.
The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Todayis the day they plan to kidnap the child.
Thebiggangsteralwaysfocusesonwhathe’sdoingbutthesmallgangsterisuallyabsent -minded.
Big gangster:
Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster:
Ouch! O.K. O.K.
At this moment, the girl appears.
Small gangster:
(Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?
Big gangster:
Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.
Smallgangster:
I’msoexcited!!Oh~whatabeautifulgirl.Justlikeafairy.Mysweetheart…Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!
Big gangster:
(Hitting the small gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming.Let’s make a move!
Small gangster:
Big gangster:
Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?
Eliza:
Sure! What can I do for you?
Small gangster:
(Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.
Big gangster:
Sorry. Ignore what he said.
Eliza:
Never mind!
Big gangster:
Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?Eliza:
Oh…youshouldgostraightuntilthetrafficlight,thenturnrightuntil you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you wouldsee the university.
Big gangster:
Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarketat the end of the street. And…
Eliza:
No! No! No! Go straight until thetraffic light, then turn right untilyou see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see theuniversity.
Small gangster:
Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end ofthe street, then we can see the university.
Eliza:
Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster:
Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.
Eliza:
Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!
Small gangster:
How kind of you!! My little girl.
Big gangster:
Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.
Eliza goes with the gangsters.
In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!”Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.
Eliza:
What are you doing?
Small gangster:
I’m kidnapping you!
Eliza:
Oh~ I am so scared.
Small gangster:
(Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?
Big gangster:
Ya~ we are professional.
Eliza:
Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster:
Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!
Eliza keeps crying.
Small gangster:
You! Get out of the car!
Big gangster:
(Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed)Eliza:
I agree! (Nod head.)
Big gangster:
Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.
Eliza:
Thank you. How kind of you.
SCENE III
Mother is preparing dinner.
Mom:
Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!
No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.
Mom:
Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny.I’m hungry.
As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.
Mom:
Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t botherme!
Big gangster:
Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.
Mom:
Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!
Biggangster:
Hey!Youareclueless.Ihavealreadykidnappedyourdaughter,ElizaAnderson!
Mom:
Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!
Big gangster:
Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)
Eliza:
Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop.The gangster takes the phone away.
Big gangster:
000."
Mom:
Too expensive! 20% off.
Big gangster:
Are you buying clothes?
Mom:
Bargain is my hobby.
Big gangster:
No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. Andrember don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.
Mom:
O.K. See you then!
Mom:
Ha! (Mom shouts.)
The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor.Small gangster:
Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?
Mom:
It’sme,BunnyAnderson, Eliza’smother,Anderson’swife.Whereismy daughter? Release my daughter.
Eliza:
Where is the ransom?
Mom:
Release my daughter first!
Big gangster:
Give me the ransom first!
No way!
And the battle begins.
Mom:
Justice is always the winner.
Eliza:
Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!
Celine:
Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.
Celine:
IamatTunghaiLake.Earlier,therewasaviolentfighting.AwatermelonknifeV.S.
A
B.B.Q.fork.Accordingtothewitnesses,amotherfoughtwithegangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the personsinvolved.Celine:
Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?
Small gangster:
I……
Celine:
I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turnto the big gangster.)
Big gangster:
None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.
Me! Me!
Celine:
What do you want to say?
Eliza:
Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!
Mom:
My turn. My turn.
Celine:
O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?
Mom:
Well……
Celine:
Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.Mom:
Yes. And the gangsters…
Celine:
Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.
Mom:
Right. And they…
Celine:
They want to trick you, but…
But… enough. I’m hungry. I want to go home with my daughter.
Celine:
Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things youcan do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to foolyou with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you.Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to
thepolice.Anddon’tdealwithevillainsonyourown.Onephonecallwilloftenexposeatrapq uickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keepher sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.
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Heart broken Billing： XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y与X相遇． Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you ! X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name? Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you? X: I am XiMenchuixue. Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue? X: Yes, what’s wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu. X: Great, you know me ! Y: But your wife is my first lover. X: What??? Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! X:No, I must kill you ! Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me! X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! X: 拔刀砍向Y (Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去) X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Just drink it! X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha. Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !
5人英语话剧剧本――Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)
5人英语话剧剧本——Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)这个短剧讲的是： 搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。 人物 Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen Eliza Lin: Daughter Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside Sano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓) Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SCENE I A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ring. And her daughter is inthe school now. Mom: Hello~ Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to saveyour kid, prepare the ransom.
Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ring again…Mom: Hello~ Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now? Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is itfun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you. Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on t he phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap torobmeofmymoney!Ifyoucallagain,Iwillcallthecop.Doyouunderstand?(Hanguptheph one more angrier.) But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to theelementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there… Mom: Eliza~ Eliza: Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something onthe way home.
英语话剧剧本八人组
语话剧剧本《高老庄抢亲》 广西财经学院木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头）The little girl （小女子）The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒) 大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX...... Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles ....... 第一幕 旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。 小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
英语搞笑短剧剧本
三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look, boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here. Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!