英语笑话PPT
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The answer is very easy , but in our life, we are worried about more and most time we missed the chance, why we are care about more, because we just want success, we afraid fail. If we think it easy , maybe we will find ourselves a different life, if you want do something, just do it!
• 为什么希特勒最后决 定自杀？ • Because he saw the gas bill from the genocide. • 因为他看到大屠杀的 瓦斯账单
• 5, what to do if a blonde throws a grenade at you ? • 如果一个金发美女 向你扔一个手榴弹， 你该怎么办？ • First， pull out the pin . • 首先拔掉保险栓 • Then, throw it back. • 然后把它扔回去
First one is get to the other side The second one is escape Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)
• 2. why did Mozart chop his pet chickens’ heads off ? • 为什么莫扎特要砍 掉他宠物鸡的头？ • Because they kept saying, “Bach（巴 赫）, Bach, Bach…”
• Bach(巴赫)和buck(母 鸡的叫声)，发音相似
《英语幽默故事》PPT课件
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a bag
a bag and a bat
a bag, a bat and a bus
A Cat’s Foreign Language
The mother rat and her
babies are playing in the garden.
•smell a rat
•感到不妙
•Never rat on a friend.
run very fast .
The cat is getting closer and closer.
Suddenly, the mother rat stops running and turns around.
She shouts at the cat like an angry dog, "Woof, woof, woof."
It Is Part of the Game
“Of course, he doesn't.”
Mom, it's part of the game we are playing.
He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.
Hat 帽子
hate 憎恨
mat 草席
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Aa
a bag
a bag and a bat
a bag, a bat and a bus
A Cat’s Foreign Language
The mother rat and her
babies are playing in the garden.
•smell a rat
•感到不妙
•Never rat on a friend.
run very fast .
The cat is getting closer and closer.
Suddenly, the mother rat stops running and turns around.
She shouts at the cat like an angry dog, "Woof, woof, woof."
It Is Part of the Game
“Of course, he doesn't.”
Mom, it's part of the game we are playing.
He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.
Hat 帽子
hate 憎恨
mat 草席
英语笑话(班会;知识普及;小组幻灯片比赛)PPT课件
Learning Is Not Over. I Hope You Will Continue To Work Hard
演讲人：XXXXXX 时 间：XX年XX月XX日
• But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
个人博客： /xiahuifenjie
• Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
• Where Am I • An Englishman lost his way while he was
driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?""Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."
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经常不断地学习,你就什么都知道。你知道得越多,你就越有力量 Study Constantly, And You Will Know Everything. The More
演讲人：XXXXXX 时 间：XX年XX月XX日
• But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
个人博客： /xiahuifenjie
• Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
• Where Am I • An Englishman lost his way while he was
driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?""Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."
写在最后
经常不断地学习,你就什么都知道。你知道得越多,你就越有力量 Study Constantly, And You Will Know Everything. The More
英语中的幽默与笑话 ppt课件
Humor makes you popular
• It conduces to others’ feeling that you are easygoing and accessible, which makes you look more attractive. Thus, result in people opening their hearts to make friends with you.
Summary
• A person without humor is just like a spring without flowers, or like a dish without seasoning.
• Humor can improve physical as well as mental well-being. It helps us bear our burdens, lessen our tension, overcome our frustration and keep good terms with others.
妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？ 汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了
"Are we poisonous?"
the young snake asked his
mother. "Yes, dear," she replied –
"Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my
reply： 神回复：
你哭找对我说，童话里都是骗人的 you cried and told me
that every things is fairy tales are pettifogging
英语有趣ppt
How to live happily in this hot summer in Nanjing
当电风扇变成了电吹风，我觉得人生都失去
了意义。 后羿，你妈喊你出来射日！！ 若热死在南京，兄弟们记得来收尸，辛苦 你们了。。。棺材里一定要有空调。。 宁可在空调房里哭，也不要在电风扇下 B：什么时候？ C：等我们都变回单细胞生物的时候
Sunstroken
• Carry the water at any time • Carry the necessities to defend the sunshine • Don’t let temperature too low when you are in the room of aircondition. • Carry some medicine when the temperature is too high.
Some fruits——
Watermelon Peach Leechee Grape
Cool foods——
mung bean soup balsam pear cucumber
The clod——
frozen sucher ice cream
Miniskirt Minipant Sandal sunhat
Exercise -——swim or run
Swimming pool in Nanjing Normal University Monday—Friday pm 3： 30~5：30，6：30~9：00 Saturday—Sunday pm 1： 30~5：30，6：30~9：00 Common ticket:18 yuan Month ticket:180yuan/per month Remember time card:300yuan/30 order Half an year card:680yuan， Year card:1180yuan
当电风扇变成了电吹风，我觉得人生都失去
了意义。 后羿，你妈喊你出来射日！！ 若热死在南京，兄弟们记得来收尸，辛苦 你们了。。。棺材里一定要有空调。。 宁可在空调房里哭，也不要在电风扇下 B：什么时候？ C：等我们都变回单细胞生物的时候
Sunstroken
• Carry the water at any time • Carry the necessities to defend the sunshine • Don’t let temperature too low when you are in the room of aircondition. • Carry some medicine when the temperature is too high.
Some fruits——
Watermelon Peach Leechee Grape
Cool foods——
mung bean soup balsam pear cucumber
The clod——
frozen sucher ice cream
Miniskirt Minipant Sandal sunhat
Exercise -——swim or run
Swimming pool in Nanjing Normal University Monday—Friday pm 3： 30~5：30，6：30~9：00 Saturday—Sunday pm 1： 30~5：30，6：30~9：00 Common ticket:18 yuan Month ticket:180yuan/per month Remember time card:300yuan/30 order Half an year card:680yuan， Year card:1180yuan
十大爆笑中式英语PPT课件
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009 After you. A: Please come in. • B: After you.
• 010 Nonsense! A: Tell me the truth. I don't w ant
nonsense.
• B: I am telling the truth.
•
• 011 Cheer up!
• A: We lost the game again!
• B: Cheer up! You’ll do better next time.
012 No way! A: Let’s have pizza for lunch.
• B: No way! I hate pizza.
第5页/共6页
感谢您的观看！
pengpeng,one car died! • two cars move towards each
other ,suddenly they get in a crash and many people get injured, with somebody even dying • 9. people mountain people sea • huge crowds of people • 10. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! • I have nothing but a life to spare only!
十大爆笑中式英语
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• 1. Good good study, day day up. • 2. How are you? How old are you? • how could it be you，how could it always be
009 After you. A: Please come in. • B: After you.
• 010 Nonsense! A: Tell me the truth. I don't w ant
nonsense.
• B: I am telling the truth.
•
• 011 Cheer up!
• A: We lost the game again!
• B: Cheer up! You’ll do better next time.
012 No way! A: Let’s have pizza for lunch.
• B: No way! I hate pizza.
第5页/共6页
感谢您的观看！
pengpeng,one car died! • two cars move towards each
other ,suddenly they get in a crash and many people get injured, with somebody even dying • 9. people mountain people sea • huge crowds of people • 10. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! • I have nothing but a life to spare only!
十大爆笑中式英语
第1页/共6页
• 1. Good good study, day day up. • 2. How are you? How old are you? • how could it be you，how could it always be
英语搞笑课件ppt
总结词
总结词
语言幽默诙谐
鲜明的角色设定有助于塑造独特的形象，使观众或听众更容易产生共鸣。
THANKS
感谢观看
商务沟通
在商务沟通中，使用俚语和习语可以增加商业谈判和合作的成功概率，因为它们能够更好地表达情感和意愿，促进双方的理解和信任。
英语幽默语法与词汇
03
利用词语的多义性或同音异义等特点，创造出具有双重意义或谐音的词语，产生幽默效果。
双关语
使用地道的俚语和俗语，让读者或听者感受到语言的生动和幽默感。
英语俚语与习语
02
是一种非正式的语言形式，通常用于口语交流，不同于标准的英语语法和词汇。
英语俚语
例如，“cool”表示很棒、很酷，“dude”表示朋友、伙伴，“boss”表示老板、上司等。
常用俚语解释
通常来源于社会文化背景，反映了人们的生活习惯、价值观和情感表达方式。
俚语的来源
在流行音乐、电影、电视剧等娱乐文化中广泛使用，成为人们日常交流中的重要组成部分。
总结词：文化内涵丰富
详细描述：幽默短片往往涉及到英语国家的文化背景和习俗，通过观看这些短片，学生可以更好地了解英语国家的文化内涵。
ห้องสมุดไป่ตู้
总结词：轻松愉悦
详细描述：分享一些轻松愉悦的英语幽默音频，如笑话、幽默故事等，可以让学生在轻松的氛围中提高英语听力技能。
总结词：语音纯正
详细描述：这些音频通常由母语为英语的人士录制，语音纯正，有助于学生纠正发音和提高口语表达能力。
英语搞笑课件
英语笑话与幽默英语俚语与习语英语幽默语法与词汇英语笑话与文化英语幽默短片与音频
英语笑话与幽默
01
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
总结词
语言幽默诙谐
鲜明的角色设定有助于塑造独特的形象，使观众或听众更容易产生共鸣。
THANKS
感谢观看
商务沟通
在商务沟通中，使用俚语和习语可以增加商业谈判和合作的成功概率，因为它们能够更好地表达情感和意愿，促进双方的理解和信任。
英语幽默语法与词汇
03
利用词语的多义性或同音异义等特点，创造出具有双重意义或谐音的词语，产生幽默效果。
双关语
使用地道的俚语和俗语，让读者或听者感受到语言的生动和幽默感。
英语俚语与习语
02
是一种非正式的语言形式，通常用于口语交流，不同于标准的英语语法和词汇。
英语俚语
例如，“cool”表示很棒、很酷，“dude”表示朋友、伙伴，“boss”表示老板、上司等。
常用俚语解释
通常来源于社会文化背景，反映了人们的生活习惯、价值观和情感表达方式。
俚语的来源
在流行音乐、电影、电视剧等娱乐文化中广泛使用，成为人们日常交流中的重要组成部分。
总结词：文化内涵丰富
详细描述：幽默短片往往涉及到英语国家的文化背景和习俗，通过观看这些短片，学生可以更好地了解英语国家的文化内涵。
ห้องสมุดไป่ตู้
总结词：轻松愉悦
详细描述：分享一些轻松愉悦的英语幽默音频，如笑话、幽默故事等，可以让学生在轻松的氛围中提高英语听力技能。
总结词：语音纯正
详细描述：这些音频通常由母语为英语的人士录制，语音纯正，有助于学生纠正发音和提高口语表达能力。
英语搞笑课件
英语笑话与幽默英语俚语与习语英语幽默语法与词汇英语笑话与文化英语幽默短片与音频
英语笑话与幽默
01
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
一词多义的英语笑话50篇课件PPT
8.Your brain has two parts, the left part and the right part. The right part has nothing left, and the left part has nothing right.
——Did you hear about the guy hose whole left side was cut off?
4.We can’t get down from elephants. We can only get down from ducks（homonymy）
5.MARRIAGE IS AN INSTITUTION WHERE A MAN LOSES HIS BACHELOR’S DEGREE AND A WOMAN GETS HER MASTER'S. （HOMONYMY）
12.A RICH MAN WENT TO HIS LAWYER AND SAID “I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A WILL BUT I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO GO ABOUT IT.”THE LAWYER SAYS “DON’T WORRY. LEAVE IT ALL TO ME.”THE MAN LOOKS SOMEWHAT UPSET...“WELL I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE THE BIGGEST SLICE – BUT I'D LIKE TO LEAVE A LITTLE TO MY CHILDREN TOO!”（POLYSEMY）
——He's all right now（homonymy）
9.TOURISTS WANT TO FIND SOMEONE TO TAKE PICTURES TOURISTS: EXCUSE ME! ARE YOU FREE? PROSTITUTE:OF COURSE NOT. I'M NOT FREE. TOURISTS: WHY? PROSTITUTE:I'M 200 HUNDRED RMB FOR ONE NIGHT, OR 30 DOLLARS
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我在谈一笔很大 的生意
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A young business man had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office.
一个年轻人刚开始做生意，租了一间漂 亮的办公室。
www,
Diagram
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the
outer office.
坐在办公室，他看见一个人从外面走进办公室。
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Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended 的样子，他拿起话筒，假装正在
跟人谈一笔很大的生意。
www,
He threw huge figures around and made giant
commitments.
他从嘴里说出的，都是数目很大的数字，还有口气很大的许 诺。
www,
•Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. Can I help you? The man said, Sure. I've come to install the phone.
•最后，他挂上电话，问来访者:您有什么事吗？来访者说:哦，我是来装电
话
请尊重作者劳动成果 转载请注明出处：
www,
A young business man had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office.
一个年轻人刚开始做生意，租了一间漂 亮的办公室。
www,
Diagram
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the
outer office.
坐在办公室，他看见一个人从外面走进办公室。
www,
Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended 的样子，他拿起话筒，假装正在
跟人谈一笔很大的生意。
www,
He threw huge figures around and made giant
commitments.
他从嘴里说出的，都是数目很大的数字，还有口气很大的许 诺。
www,
•Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. Can I help you? The man said, Sure. I've come to install the phone.
•最后，他挂上电话，问来访者:您有什么事吗？来访者说:哦，我是来装电
话
请尊重作者劳动成果 转载请注明出处：