《老友记》中英文剧本第八季第二十集
高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本816 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel素材
816 The One Where Joey Tells RachelLisa Kudrow: (voiceover) Previously on Friends[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]Joey: There’s this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, it’s complicated. She’s with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, y’know?’Ccause we’re really good friends.Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh… is he a good guy?Joey: Yeah, he’s the best.Ross: Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.Joey: Oh, I don’t know.Ross: Joey, it’s worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her. Joey: I do! So much! I can’t stop thinking about her! I can’t sleep, I—Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until…)Joey: It’s Rachel.[Fade to Black, then fade in again with Ross stopped at the doorway.] Ross:(closes the door) Did you um—I’m sorry, did you just say it’s Rachel?Joey: Yes.Ross:Um, you…you like Rachel?Joey: Yes. I like Rachel.Ross: Rachel?!Joey:(startled) Yeah, okay but look, buy uh—Hey-hey, y’know, y’know who else I like? You! And it-it doesn’t get said enough. I like you Ross.Ross: But R-R-Rachel-Rachel?!Joey:Yeah, but it’s not a big deal.Ross:It’s not a big deal? Oh, I’m sorry I just…um, I…what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I like—you-you can’t stop thinking about her. Like how you can’t sleep?Joey:I’m an actor, y’know? As-as a group, we tend to be over dramatic.Ross:Rachel who’s carrying my baby? Rachel?Joey:Look no, I-I know it’s bad, and I know it’s wrong. Okay? But-but it’s not like anything’s ever gonna happen. Y’know? These-these are just feelings, they’re gon na go away.Ross:Y’know what? I-I gotta go. (Starts to leave.)Joey: Oh come on Ross! Hey Ross-Ross don’t…Ross: (stops) I just—y’know—I-I just have one—Rachel?!(He exits and starts to walk away, passes a window, stops, and says "Rachel?!" again. Joey sighs and turns around to face Gunther.) Gunther: Rachel?!! 816 乔伊告诉了瑞秋这个女孩我非常喜欢但是,有点复杂她和另外一个人在一起很长时间了而且,我,我决不能夺他所爱因为我们是很好的朋友那么,那个和她在一起的人是个好人吗?是的,他是最好的人那跟他谈谈他也许能够接受我不知道别这样,乔伊,值得一试我的意思是你真的喜欢那个女孩吗? 是的非常喜欢我无时无刻不在想她我睡不着,我没办法...好了,乔伊,你知道吗?你应该去争取你曾经对几个人有这样的感觉?你不去会后悔的是瑞秋你说,嗯,什么你刚刚说瑞秋?是的你喜欢瑞秋?是的我喜欢瑞秋瑞秋?!是的,可是...你知道...你知道我还喜欢谁吗?你!我不常提我关心你，罗斯瑞...瑞...瑞秋,瑞秋?这没什么大不了的这没什么大不了?喔,对不起你刚才说了些什么?比如说...你无时无刻不在想她[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.] Monica: Hey.Ross: Hey.Monica: I just talked to Joey, I just—I want to see how you were. Ross:Oh y’know, I still—I can’t believe it. Joey and Rachel I mean it’s… It’s like you and me going out, only weirder!Monica:All right, I know you’re hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but don’t say that again.Ross:Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then he’d be the stepfather of my child.Monica:Honey, I don’t think that’s something we need to worry abou t! First of all he’s-he’s never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how she’d react.Ross:Sure, because women never like Joey. Y’know, I think he’s a virgin.Monica:Joey…he’s not even thinking about going after Rach el! Ross:He’s not?Monica:No! All he’s thinking about is how you’re taking this! I mean, listen it’s totally freaking him out. He’s talking about moving to Vermont.Ross: Why?Monica: He says he wants to leave the country. (Pause) He thinks you hate him.Ross:Hate him? I… No, I don’t hate him. (Pause) It’s just it’s Rachel, y’know?Monica:Honey I can’t even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I don’t want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that you’re still his friend.Ross:Okay. Okay, I’ll talk to him.Monica: All right. Now do it soon, he just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money.[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate.]Phoebe: Oh! Hi!Monica: Hi!Phoebe: Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Do n.Don:Oh, hello. (Shakes Chandler’s hand.) Hello. (Shakes Monica’s hand.)Phoebe: (mouths to Chandler) Soul mate.Chandler: (mouths to Phoebe) What?Phoebe: (cough talks) Soul mate.Monica: So, what have you guys been doing?Don: Well, we just had a terrible lunch today at Reattica. What is with all the sun-dried tomatoes at that place?Monica: I know! What is this, 1985?!Don:That’s exactly what I said. Phoebe, isn’t that strange. Monica: Not really.Chandler:What’s wrong with sun-dried tomatoes? (Everyone stares at 更适合莫妮卡的人?他长什么样?噢,他很高啊哈他有棕色的头发当然一个高个子、头发与我差不多喔,不可思议的世界!他与食物打交道喔,不错.比较年长?很显然,而且他是英国人我刚要问你还有呢?他很专心,成熟,自信喔,太可惜了.他们没机会见面幸好，她勉强接受的男人没听见你们在说什么噢,对不起也许我错了这样吧,我再和他约会一次,肯定能更了解他你相信这个人是别人的最佳人选你还是要和他约会?是啊,他不会是我的精神伴侣可是女孩也要吃饭啊嘿.嘿.我刚刚跟乔伊谈过而且你感觉如何？你知道吗?我现在还是无法相信乔伊和瑞秋.我的意思是就好像你和我约会而且更不可思议！我知道你心痛我只是想支持你但是别再说我跟你约会那种话噢,我的上帝!如果他们结婚了怎么办?那他就是我孩子的继父亲爱的,我想这个你不用担心第一,他决不会告诉她他的感觉即使他做了,你也不知道她会有什么反应是的,因为女人都不喜欢乔伊而且我想他是个处男乔伊他甚至没想过要追求瑞秋他没想过?没有!him.) On a barbecue chicken pizza? (Still there’s staring.) No? Monica: So Don, what-what other restaurants do you like?Don: Well, Octavio, 27&7—Oh! And there’s this great little place, A lessandro’s.Monica:Oh my God! That’s my restaurant, I’m the chef there. Don:You’re kidding me!Monica: No!Don: Your food is fantastic! Wow, I really want to talk to you about your menu, once I get some coffees first. Um, anyone want any? Monica:Oh, I’d like a latte. Oh y’know what? If you’re gonna talk about me, I’m gonna go with you.(They go over to the counter and Chandler moves closer to Phoebe.) Chandler: What are you doing?!Phoebe:Nothing! I swear to God I didn’t know you guys would be here!A nd the good news is you didn’t believe in soul mates. So…Chandler: I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife! Phoebe:They’re just talking, and y’know what? Just because I think they’re soul mates doesn’t mean anything’s gonna happen. Monica: (returning) Phoebe, good work.Phoebe: Yeah?Monica:Yeah! Oh he’s great, I love him. (Walks away and Chandler glares at Phoebe.)Phoebe:Don’t worry, we’ll find you someone else.[Scene: Joey’s Apartment, there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.]Joey: Hey.Ross: Hey.Joey: Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it. Ross:No, I don’t want to hit you.Joey: Oh what then? Kick me?Ross: No.Joey: (getting worried) Bite me?Ross:No, no I don’t want to do anything to you. A ll right? I just want to tell you that I’m not mad at you and…and that I certainly do not hate you. I just, I just came here to say that. (Starts to leave.) Joey: Oh now—Hey Ross-Ross! Do you wanna-wanna come in for a beer or something?Ross:Uh…yeah sure. (Enters.)Joey: Do uh, do you got any beer? All-all I got is this melon stuff that Rachel left. I don’t…Ross: Okay.Joey: (pouring two glasses) Hey look Ross, you need to understand something okay? I uh…I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, okay? I-I would never do anything to jeopardize my friendship with you. (He hands Ross a glass.)Ross: Thank you.(They clink glasses and take a drink. Ross likes it, Joey hates it. Then Ross sees Joey hating it, mimics he hates it as well.) 他想的只是你对这件事的反应听着,他完全被吓坏了他说他要搬到Vermont去（美国佛蒙特州）为什么?他说他要离开这个国家他觉得你恨他恨他?我...不,我不恨他只是因为是瑞秋你明白吗?我甚至不能想像这使你多难过但是...我不希望你因为这个失去乔伊而现在,他只想知道你还是他的朋友好吧我会跟他谈谈好尽快吧他刚刚问我怎么把美元换成Vermont币哦嗨.嗨.钱德,莫妮卡, 这是堂.嗨你好.你好很高兴见到你很高兴见到你精神伴侣你们在干嘛呢?我们刚在Adriatica吃了顿很差的午餐那地方的干烧番茄是什么呀?我知道!难不成是1985年的?我也这么说菲比,有点奇怪吗?没有啊干烧番茄怎么了?在一个烧烤鸡肉比萨上是吗?堂,你喜欢什么餐厅?嗯,Octovio, 27 and 7.噢,有个很棒的地方,Alessandro's 我的天,那是我工作的饭店,我是那里的厨师你在开玩笑吧?没有.Joey:Anyway, it uh…look it’ll just…take me a while to get over her, that’s all. I’m not even sure how to do that, I mean I’ve never been in love before so…Ross:What?! You’re in love with her.Joey: Yeah, I thought you knew that.Ross: Umm, no.Joey: Wow. Hey look, if it help s, I don’t want to feel this way. Honest. I just keep thinking, "Ah, I’ll get over this." Y’know? I just—It just keeps gettin’ harder. I don’t, I don’t know what to do. Y’know? What do I do?(Pause)Ross: I think you need to tell her how you feel.Joey: O kay that’s the green stuff talkin’.Ross:No, I’m serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if she’s not where you are, then you can start to move past this. Joey: But what if uh—and I’m not sayi ng she will be—But…Ross: If she is where you are then uh…then my feeling weird about it shouldn’t stand in the way.Joey: Are you sure?Ross: Yeah. Look if-if she’s gonna end up with somebody else, the truth is she couldn’t find a better guy. So…Joey: Hey thanks.Ross:So when do you think you’re go nna talk to her?Joey:Oh my God I have to tell her! I haven’t even thought about what I will say. What should I say?Ross:I’m understanding, but let’s not get carried away.Joey:I’m sorry, you’re right. What am I gonna say? (He takes another sip of the green stuff and recoils at the taste.) Oh!Ross: Yeah, tell me about it. (He stands up, turns his back to Joey, and enjoys another sip.)Commercial Break[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk.]Don:…so I’ve been slowly phasing out the wine importing and focusing more on the cheese side of things.Chandler:Cheese you say? That’s some pretty smelly work, huh Don? Don: Excuse me?Chandler:Cheese, it’s smelly. You must smell a lot of the time too. Don:Uh, not really. But when it comes to cheese, I’m one of the people who thinks the smellier the better.Monica:Me too! Yeah, Chandler can’t stand it. He won’t even allow me to have blue cheese in the house.Don:And you’re still married to him? (They both laugh, and Chandler tries to but fails.)Monica:You know what I’d love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese—Not even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries… (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, I’m really not high, it’s just I used to be fat. 你烧的菜太棒了我真想和你好好讨论一下你的菜谱让我先叫一些咖啡还有谁要吗?我要一杯拿铁这样吧,如果你要和我谈谈,我们到旁边去你做了什么啊?我没做任何事.我对天发誓,我不知道你们会在这里好消息是你根本不承认有精神伴侣我承认一个高个子的英俊的陌生人偶然发现了我太太他们只不过在闲聊就算我认为他们是精神上的伴侣,也不代表会有什么事情发生啊菲比什么？做的好是啊他太棒了,我爱他别担心,我们会替你另找一个嗨嗨瞧,我能理解你要来揍我我活该不,我不想打你噢,那你要踢我?不咬我?不,我不会对你做任何事我只想告诉你、我没有生你的气当然我也不恨你我就是来说这个的罗斯,罗斯想...想进来喝杯啤酒或别的什么吗?喔,好的你有啤酒?我只有瑞秋留在这的甜瓜汁之类的东西好吧罗斯,听着你必须明白,好吗?我,嗯我绝对不会去追求瑞秋,知道吗?我不会做任何危及到我们友谊的事谢谢Don:Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, I’ve got a great little villa you can stay at.Chandler: Is it made of cheese?Don:No. But God, a house made of cheese, wouldn’t that be incredible?!Monica:I’d move i n tomorrow!Chandler: (disgusted) Oh come on! (To Phoebe) Are you listening to this?Phoebe:I’m so sorry.Chandler: What do we do?Phoebe:I don’t know, they both want to live in a house of cheese!I don’t know how you fight that.[Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops.]Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)Rachel:Joey? What’s up?Joey: I uh, I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something.Rachel:Okay what’s up?Joey: Here? In the hall? What are we animals?Rachel:Well honey, I’m late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?Joey:Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I…want to have dinner with you tonight. That’s all.Rachel: Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? (Walks away.)Joey:Okay. That’s good. Okay, that give y ou a couple hours to prepare what you’re gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Joey again.) Don’t you people ever knock?! [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering.] Monica:I’d like to have Don and Phoebe over. Wouldn’t that be nice? Chandler:Sure, why don’t you set it up. I’ll just be over here, browsing through the personals.Monica:Are you okay? You’ve been acting weird all afternoon. Chandler: Yeah, fine. Fine. Not perfect!! But good enough. Monica: Jeez! What is with you?Chandler:I’m sorry, did you say cheese?Monica:All right, what’s going on?Chandler:Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I don’t believe in that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I won’t stand in your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese.Monica:Chandler, you don’t believe in soul mates?Chandler:No. But I’m sure (mimics Don) ‘tomatoes’ does. Monica:I don’t believe in soul mates either.嗯总之...我只是...需要一点时间,就这样不太清楚该怎么办我从来没真正爱过别人所以...什么?你爱上她了?是的我以为你知道我不知道瞧,老实说,我也不想这样我一直在思考我会忘掉这件事的可是却越来越难我真不知道怎么办我不知道我做了什么?我想你应该告诉她你的感觉噢,告诉她关于这个甜瓜汁的事不,我是认真的你必须了解她是不是也喜欢你因为如果她没有你对她的那种感觉你才可以慢慢忘记这件事但如果...我不是说她会喜欢我而是她跟你有一样的感觉,那...就算我觉得奇怪也不会妨碍你们你真这么想?是的如果她要与另一个人分手说明她找不到一个更好的人了,所以... 喔,谢谢你准备什么时候去告诉她?我的天,我得告诉她我还没想好怎么说呢我该说什么?我很理解,不过我们别太紧张好的,对不起我该说什么好呢?是啊,告诉我我已经逐渐停止进口葡萄酒而开始把注意力转向奶酪之类的你说奶酪?那真是有点臭哄哄的东西,不是吗堂? 什么?Chandler:You don’t?Monica:No. I don’t think that you and I were destined to end up together. I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Some days we work really hard.Chandler:So you…you don’t want to live with Don in a cheese house? Monica:No, I’ve had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?Chandler: I love you.Monica: I know.Chandler:Y’know what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight.I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jale pino poppers . (Monica doesn’t look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.] Rachel:…and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stoma ch. I mean I’m really worried the baby’s not going to like him. (Joey is staring at the table.) Are you okay?Joey:What? Yeah! Sure! Uh, look at the uh, the reason…(Exha les slowly)—Is it hot in here?Rachel:No. Not-not for me, but why don’t you take off your sweater? Joey: I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of Calvin doing Hobbs.Rachel: Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?Joey: Yeah. Sure. (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.) Rachel: H uh. Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbs would like that so much. Joey:Uh… How long have we known each other?Rachel:Um, seven…e-e-eight, eight years. Wow.Joey: Uh-huh, long time.Rachel: Yeah.Joey:But over the past few weeks…(A waiter runs over interrupting Joey.)Waiter: Hah, sorry about the wait, but it is mega-jammed in here! We have a couple specials tonight…Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?Waiter:Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns back) Second’s up! (Joey glares at him.) Not…that kind of table. (He walks away.) Rachel: So you were saying?Joey:I’m not quite sure.Rachel:Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm…now here we are.Joey:Yeah, here we are.Uhh… I… I think I’m…falling in love with you.Rachel: (stunned) What?Joey:I’m falling in love with you.Rachel:(looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, you’re kidding! Oh, it’s a joke! (Laughs.) It’s funny. It’s funny. I don’t get 奶酪,是...臭哄哄的你肯定也闻了很长时间了啊,不完全是如果是奶酪我是那种觉得奶酪越臭越好的人我也是!钱德不喜欢这个他都不许我在房间里放蓝纹奶酪这样你都还没和他离婚?你知道我喜欢什么?嗯?我想到法国去只吃面包和奶酪嗯!不,面包也不要就吃奶酪嗯不,我还是要吃面包的还有馅饼嗯...还有pate(法语：馅饼)喔,我没有那么兴奋只是我以前很胖噢,如果你哪天在卢瓦尔河谷,通知我我可以提供你一个非常棒的小巧的别墅是奶酪做的?不是但是天啊, 奶酪做的房子!那不是太妙了?我明天就搬进去哦，不会吧!你听到了吗?真对不起我们怎么办?我也不知道,他们都想住在用奶酪做的房子里我想不出你怎么与那个竞争好吧我可以的我可以告诉她我的感觉不过...好的,站直了深呼吸要自信喔!天哪!Oh, 乔伊!嗨.it. (Joey doesn’t say any thing and Rachel realizes it’s not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm… I-I…uh, wow. Are you uh… How did umm… When? Joey: Does it really matter?Rachel: Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow, it is hot in here.Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this i s a lot. You don’t have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!Rachel:Joey, Joey I love you so much, but I…Joey: But. (Hangs his head down.)Rachel: Joey.Joey:Yeah-yeah right. That’s okay. That’s fine. That’s uh, pretty much what I was expecting. So uh, it’s no big deal. All right? I think I’m gonna go. (Stands up.)Rachel:No! Joey please! Please don’t! Please don’t leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! (Starts to cry.) Joey:Don’t start doing that. You can’t do that Rach, ‘cause then you’re gonna make me do that. (Starts to cry.) Oh, here we go! (Sits down next to her.)Rachel: Can I? (Hug him.)Joey: Sure!(They hug.)Rachel: O h Joey honey I don’t…I don’t want to lose…Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey! You can’t. Okay? Ever!Rachel:I’m so sorry.Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, don’t be sorry. Okay? Don’t be sorry. (They hug again.) Y’know I was only kiddi ng you.Rachel: Yeah, that was a real good one.Closing Credits[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]Waiter No. 2: Is this your table?Waiter: Yeah.Waiter No. 2:God, you’re gonna be here all night!Waiter:I know! I haven’t even read them the specials yet!Waiter No. 2:What’s the matter with them?Waiter:I don’t know. I think maybe one of them is dying. (Pause) I kinda hope it’s the girl. (The other waiter is shocked.) The guy is really cute!End 什么事?我...我,我来是想和你说点事好啊.怎么了?在这儿? 走廊里?我们是什么?动物?噢,亲爱的我有个会要迟到了,你能说快点吗? 好,嗯,我来是想告诉你...我...今天晚上想和你吃晚饭就是这个好啊.听上去不错给我留个口信告诉我我们在哪里碰头,好吗?好...太好了好吧真不错又多了几个小时准备好说什么了好!喔!你们怎么都不敲门?我希望堂和菲比分手那多好啊?行.你干嘛不策划一下?我要到这里来浏览一下人事分类广告你没事吧?你整个下午都很奇怪是啊是啊不是很完美!但也够好了天哪,你在想什么啊?不好意思你说"奶酪"?好了,到底怎么了?菲比觉得你和堂是一对精神上的伴侣我不相信那玩意儿,可你们两很合得来所以如果你要和堂私奔去住在奶酪做的房子里我不会拦着你的钱德,你不相信精神上的伴侣?不,不过我确信番茄相信这个我也不相信你不信?不信.我没有想过我们会至死不渝我只知道我们相爱并且为我们能在一起而努力有些时候我们真的很"努力"那你不想和堂住在奶酪屋里?不想,因为我考虑到另一个问题现在,回来你不能这样对待一个怀孕的女人别这样你不能那样,瑞秋,因为你让我想... 喔,现在我能...?是的乔伊,亲爱的,我不想...我不想失去...嘿你不会的,知道吗?永远不会对不起不,不,不,瑞秋请不要道歉好吗?别难过谢谢你你知道吗?我只是在开玩笑喔,那真是一个非常好的玩笑这张桌子你负责吗?是的天,你要整晚呆在这里了我知道我还没告诉他们今晚的特别推荐呢他们怎么了?我不知道,可能其中一个要死了嗯,我倒希望是那个女的那个男的真可爱。
《老友记》中英文剧本第八季第二十集
你能出席吗?是今天的四点
那,好吧。我四点会到的了
谢谢
不是三点吗?
杂种!
Rachel:What?! You mean they’re not coming to a social event where there’s no men and there’s no booze?! That’s shocking! I don’t care, as long as my mom’s here.
Rachel:My God!
Monica:Well it wasn’t my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!
Phoebe:Well I don’t, I don’t have a mother so often I forget that other people…
Rachel:Please, make sure she comes. It’s really important to me, I mean it’s my mom!
Phoebe:I know. I know, what’s her number?
Rachel:I don’t know.
Monica:Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If you’re in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call her—Hello Mrs. Green! Hi, it’s Monica Geller.
高清《老友记》Fiends 六人行(第8季)中英文对照剧本
《老友记》中英文对照剧本第八季英语学习利器801 The One After "I Do"801 The One After "I Do"[Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said "I do," and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.]Photographer: Great. (Takes a picture.) Great! Just give me a sec to change film.Monica: Okay.Ross: (To Monica) Okay, I know I’m not supposed to know, but I do. And I’m so excited for you!Joey: What? What’s going on?Ross: Monica’s pregnant!Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?! Monica: Guys! I’m not pregnant.Joey: Ah. (To Chandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandler looks at him.) Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-you’re not pregnant? Monica: You didn’t tell anybody I was did you?!Ross: No! (Pause) I’ll be right back. (Exits.) 801 在说了"我愿意"之后很好很好! 给我一点时间换胶卷Okay, 我知道我本不应该知道这事.但是我还是知道了,我真替你感到高兴什么……发生了什么事?Monica怀孕了!噢，我的天啊!你们是不是因为这个才结婚的？伙计们,我没有怀孕Huh，游得太慢？（指Chandle的精子^_^）什么?!你说什么?你~你~ 你没有怀孕?你还没有告诉其他人我怀孕了吧?还没有我一会儿就回来Photographer: Now why don’t we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier.Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.Joey: I can’t! I-I don’t have any other clothes here.Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesn’t say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.) Photographer: Well then why don’t we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids.Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you weren’t pregnant? Monica: Because I’m not.Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if you’re not pregnant—(She sees Rachel shaking her head)—It’s because I am.(Flash, the photographer takes a picture of Monica and Chandler’s stunned faces.)Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?Monica: What are you talking about?Phoebe: Yes, I…I am with child. (Flash) And I didn’t want to say anything because it’s your day; I didn’t want to steal your thunder. Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?! Chandler: Who’s the father?Monica: Yeah!Phoebe: I can’t say.Monica: Why?!Chandler: Why not?Phoebe: I can’t say because he’s famous.Rachel: Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.Phoebe: Okay, okay. It’s James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.Chandler: As in Barbara Streisand’s husband James Brolin? Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!Opening Credits[Scene: The Wedding Hall, continued from earlier.] Photographer: Why don’t we have Monica step away and we’ll get Chandler and the bridemaids.Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids?Chandler: Y’know I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.Phoebe: It is.Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)Phoebe: Oh my God!Rachel: Oh, thank you for doing that. I just can’t deal with this just quite yet.Phoebe: So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.Rachel: You said that she was, I just didn’t disagree with you. Phoebe: Sneaky.Rachel: Oh yeah.Photographer: Smile ladies. 现在, 为什么不让Monica和这位伤兵单独照一张？噢, 说到这。
《老友记第八季第21-24集Friends》英中字幕
第 21 集 ........................................................................................................................... 2 第 22 集 ..........................................................................................................................12 第 23 集 ..........................................................................................................................22 第 24 集 ..........................................................................................................................32
- Ross? - What? What? - I am freaking out! - Are you? My due date is in one week!
（第 21 集开始）-伙计们 有个坏消息 什么 这样怎么卖得出去报纸 试试"号外 号外 快来买啊" 不 莫妮卡的餐厅在纽约邮报上的评价很 差 我不希望她看到 所以跑遍附近报摊买下了所有报纸
好吧 谢谢你 太棒了 谢谢 等等 西十街在哪里 因为那里有家不错的鞋店... 好吧 你要是想做这个 那我就去做那个了 等一下 罗斯 抱歉 还有一件事 好 我们的情况 我们对彼此的意义
高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本803TheOneWhereRachelTells…素材
803 The One Where Rachel Tells…[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon. Monica is entering from the bedroom.]Chandler:Hey! Babe! Aren’t you excited we’re going on our honeymoon?Monica: Yeah I am!Chandler:(singing) Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama…Monica:That’s right. Get it out of your system while we’re alone. Joey: (entering with Phoebe) Hey!Phoebe: Yeah! Have a great honeymoon!Chandler:I’d better go pack.Monica:Oh n o, I already packe d. The only thing I couldn’t find though was your Speedo.(Joey looks at him, Phoebe tries not to smile, and Chandler is shocked.)Chandler: A Speedo? Uh, I don’t have a Speedo. I’m gonna go packmy regular long bathing suit. (Goes into the bedroom.)Rachel:(entering) Oh good you’re still here!Monica: Hey!Rachel: I want to tell you to have a good honeymoon! (Hugs Monica.)Monica: Thank you.Rachel:And I also wanted you guys to know that I am t elling the father today. (They all look at her expectantly) What? What? What?(Pause.)Joey: We know its Ross!Rachel: How?! How do you know?Phoebe: It was his sweater, but—Oh my God!Rachel:Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but I’m so relieved you guys know.Monica:This is so great! And I’m gonna be your baby’s aunt! Rachel: I know! (They hug.)Phoebe: Me too! (Joins the hug.)Joey:I’m gonna be an uncle! Come here! (He joins the hug.)Rachel:(breaking the hug) You’re all gonna be aunts and uncles.Monica:Yeah, but I’m the only one related by blood.Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me.Give me som e advice on how I’m gonna tell Ross!Monica: Well, what were you gonna say?Rachel:Well I was gonna tell him that I’ｍ-I’m gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants.Joey: Well that, that sounds good.Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, what’ｓ-what’s the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)Monica: Hey! Good luck!Phoebe: Yeah, bye. 803 瑞秋告诉了罗斯嘿，亲爱的，你高兴吗？我们要去蜜月旅行了。
最新-高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本818 The One With The Stain素材 精品
818 The One With The Stain
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey.
Chandler: Hey.
(Monica notices something.)
Phoebe:(looking around) Who’s cell phone is that? It’s just so annoying; everywhere yo u go.
Ross:I think it’s coming from your bag.
Phoebe:(checks) I never get calls!! (Answers the phone) Hello?
Phoebe:Wow! What an incredible violation—and wonderful surprise.
Eric:Uh listen, I just—I thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Phoebe:Oh you did? (To Rachel) He did it! He did it!
Rachel:Wow! What did he do?
高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本803 The One Where Rachel Tells…素材
803 The One Where Rachel Tells…[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon. Monica is entering from the bedroom.] Chandler:Hey! Babe! Aren’t you excited we’re going on our honeymoon?Monica: Yeah I am!Chandler:(singing) Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama…Monica:That’s right. Get it out of your system while we’re alone. Joey: (entering with Phoebe) Hey!Phoebe: Yeah! Have a great honeymoon!Chandler:I’d better go pack.Monica:Oh no, I already packe d. The only thing I couldn’t find though was your Speedo.(Joey looks at him, Phoebe tries not to smile, and Chandler is shocked.)Chandler: A Speedo? Uh, I don’t have a Speedo. I’m gonna go pack my regular long bathing suit. (Goes into the bedroom.)Rachel:(entering) Oh good you’re still here!Monica: Hey!Rachel: I want to tell you to have a good honeymoon! (Hugs Monica.) Monica: Thank you.Rachel:And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today. (They all look at her expectantly) What? What? What? (Pause.)Joey: We know its Ross!Rachel: How?! How do you know?Phoebe: It was his sweater, but—Oh my God!Rachel:Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but I’m so relieved you guys know.Monica:This is so great! And I’m gonna be your baby’s aunt! Rachel: I know! (They hug.)Phoebe: Me too! (Joins the hug.)Joey:I’m gonna be an uncle! Come here! (He joins the hug.) Rachel:(breaking the hug) You’re all gonna be aunts and uncles. Monica:Yeah, but I’m the only one related by blood.Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me som e advice on how I’m gonna tell Ross!Monica: Well, what were you gonna say?Rachel:Well I was gonna tell him that I’m-I’m gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants.Joey: Well that, that sounds good.Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, what’s-what’s the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)Monica: Hey! Good luck!Phoebe: Yeah, bye. 803 瑞秋告诉了罗斯嘿，亲爱的，你高兴吗？我们要去蜜月旅行了。
经典美剧《老友记》-第八季-第二十二集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
What are you looking at? 你们在看什么？A poster for that WWI movie I'm in. Check it out. 我演的一次大战电影海报你看Wow! It looks really violent! 看起来真的好暴力I know. I'm coming soon to a theater near you. 我知道我即将在各大戏院露面I'm in THX. I'm unsuitable for children! 我用的是THX系统我不适合孩子们观看-I cannot wait to see this. -It's generating Oscar buzz. -我等不及要看这个 -它有拿下奥斯卡金像奖的希望-I started that! -I thought I did! -是我开始的 -我以为是我I just talked to my agent.. 我刚刚跟经纪人谈过…and the premiere is next week and you're all invited! 下星期有首映会你们通通被邀请了-Will we take a limo? -Sure! -我们要坐加长礼车吗？ -当然I love taking limos when nobody died. 我喜欢在非葬礼的时候搭加长礼车Well, I won't be able to come. 我没办法去For those who haven't checked their calendars, today's my due date.那些还没查过日历的人听好了今天是我的预产期You should come. Maybe you'll have the baby in the limo. 你应该来的或许你会在加长礼车上生孩子That way for the first few moments of her life, she'll think we're really fancy.那样她的人生第一刻看到我们会觉得我们都很棒I want to thank you guys for how great you've been during this. 我要谢谢你们一直很支持我I couldn't have done it without you. I loved these last 9 months. 没有你们我绝对办不到我很喜欢过去的九个月I'm looking forward to the next part.. 我很期待下一个阶段…I am really gonna miss being pregnant. 我会很怀念怀孕的感觉That's right. Still no baby. 没错，我还是没生What's the matter? Is the puffy, sweaty pregnant lady.. 怎么了？汗臭味十足的臃肿孕妇…disturbing your precious coffee time? 打扰了你们宝贵的咖啡时间？Come on, people, make some room. 大家快让开Sweetie, maybe you'd be more comfortable here. 或许你坐在这里会比较舒服You. 你Like you haven't done enough. 你似乎做的还不够多I know you're miserable. I wish there was something I could do. 我知道你很难过我真的希望能帮上忙I wish I were a sea horse. 我希望我是海马Because with sea horses, it's the male. They carry the babies. 因为是公海马负责孵育小宝宝And then also, I'd be far away in the sea. 而且，我可以逃到海里God. 天啊I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life. 我这辈子从来没有这么难受过I know. I remember toward the end.. 我了解，我记得…That's a great story. Tell it while you're getting me some iced tea. 那是个很棒的故事帮我拿冰茶来再说Oh, God, get out! Get out, get out, get out! 天啊，滚出来，滚出来，滚出来Let's. 走吧The One Where Rachel Is Late 本集播出：迟来的宝宝rainystar压制iPod-MP4 本集播出：迟来的宝宝Hey, did you have the baby yet? 你的宝宝生了吗？Do you want me to sit on you? Because I'll do it. 你要我坐在你身上吗？因为我真的会那么做-What are you doing here? -They sent me home from work. -你在这里做什么？ -公司要我回家They said, "Start your maternity leave now. Just rest." 他们说“开始休产假回家去休息吧”You know what? Screw them! 你知道吗？去他们的If they don't want me there, I'll hang out with you guys. 如果他们不要我待在那里我可以跟你们鬼混Or you could do volunteer work. 或许你可以去做义工-Hello? -Joey, it's Estelle. -哈啰 -乔伊，我是雅诗黛I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere. 我帮你跟你的一个朋友弄到首映会的门票-You told me I could have six tickets. -I sold four on eBay. -你说我可以拿六张票 -我把四张拿去网站拍卖了You'll be sitting next to HotGuy 372. 你得坐在帅哥372旁边So that's it? I only get to bring one guest? 就那样？我只能带一个朋友去？Yeah. What time you wanna pick me up? 对你什么时候来接我？Hello? 喂？You hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. 你们听到了吗？我只能带一个朋友参加首映会So somehow I have to pick between you three and Ross. 所以我得在你们三个跟罗斯之间做挑选-What about me? -You said you didn't want to go. -我呢？ -你说过你不想去I don't. But I would still like to be acknowledged. 没错但我还是希望有被重视的感觉-Because I'm pregnant, I'm invisible? -Definitely not invisible. -我怀孕了就变成隐形人？ -你绝不是隐形人Ross didn't care enough to be here, so he's out. 罗斯根本不在这里所以他出局了-You snooze, you lose. -He's not snoozing. He's teaching. -你打瞌睡你就输了 -他没有打瞌睡，他在教书Well, then somebody's snoozing. 那么一定有人在打瞌睡And, Joey, not that this should affect you at all, but if you pick me.. 乔伊，我不是要你听我的但如果你选了我…I was planning on wearing a sequin dress cut down to here. 我计划穿露到这里的紧身洋装-I haven't seen this dress. -Star in a movie. -我还没有看过这套洋装 -我可以当电影明星Pick whoever you want. Listen to your heart. What does it tell you?你想挑谁都可以，听你的心说话它跟你说了什么？Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe. 菲比…Well.. 这个嘛…I think I want to take Chandler. 我想我要挑钱德Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe. 菲比…-You want to take me? -Yeah, I wish I could take everybody. -你要挑我？ -对，我希望能带大家去But Chandler's always supported my career. 但钱德一直都很支持我的事业He's paid for acting classes, headshots and stuff. 他帮我付表演课跟沙龙照等等的费用This will be my way of paying you back. 这就是我回报你的方式So you're never actually going to pay me back? 所以你打算不还我钱？Just because he paid for your headshots, you're gonna take him? 只因为他帮你付沙龙照的钱你就要选他？I don't think you're comprehending just how slutty this dress is. 我想你不了解那件洋装有多露It's not just the stuff he paid for. It's everything, you know? 不光只因为他付了钱他真的很支持我，你们知道吗？He read lines with me. He went with me on auditions when I was nervous. 他跟我对台词我很紧张时陪我去试镜Then he consoled me after I didn't get parts that I wanted. 当我没拿到我要的角色时他会安慰我You always believed in me, man, even when I didn't. 你一直相信我即使连我都不相信自己I always knew you were gonna make it. I'm so proud of you. 我一直都知道你会成功我非常以你为荣Thanks, that means a lot to me. 谢谢，那对我来说很重要Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress. 摩妮卡，或许他们之中有人想穿你的洋装-I'm gonna go shave. -Yeah, well, I'm gonna go spit. -我得去刮胡子 -对，我得去吐痰了I have to pee. 我得去尿尿了If I don't come out, it's because I've choked to death on the potpourri stink.五分钟后如果我没出来那是因为我被花香味薰死了You hold her nose, I'll blow in her mouth and the kid'll just.. out of her.等她出来时你捏住她的鼻子我对她的嘴巴吹气，宝宝就会掉出来She's a week late. She's got to have it today. 她晚了一个星期今天她一定会生I don't know. I think it's still gonna be a while. 我不知道我想应该还要一阵子Care to make it interesting? 你想加点刺激吗？-I bet you she'll have it tomorrow. -You're on. -我跟你赌她明天会生 -没问题-Okay, how much? -One hundred thousand dollars. -好吧，赌多少？ -10万-How about 50 bucks? -I'll call Zurich and move some money. -50块如何？ -我会打电话到苏黎世请他们汇钱来All right, whose turn is it to help me get up? 好了，这次轮到谁来扶我？No one's here. 没有人在Oh, damn it! 该死《在那边》（世界首映会）该死This is exciting. So glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?这真的是太刺激了，太棒了好多人帮我们拍照，我看起来如何？-A little tall. -What? -太高了一点 -什么？Would you crouch down a bit so that I look taller? 你能不能蹲低一点让我看起来高一点？There you go. 这样好It's just so glamorous. 真的是太棒了Oh, hey, Mon? Rach is here. 摩妮卡，瑞秋来了And you're still pregnant. 你还没生I'm sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. 真对不起我知道你很不舒服You know what? You look great. Yeah, like 50 bucks. 你知道吗？你看起来棒极了就跟50块钞票一样I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks my bladder is a squeeze toy.我得去尿尿，很明显地这个宝宝把我的膀胱当成玩具捏Damn it. Here's your 50 bucks. 该死，50块拿去That's interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose? 你会输真的是太有趣了我忘了，你喜欢输吗？All right, stop it. 好吧，别说了-Double or nothing she has it tomorrow. -Fine. -我们加倍来赌她明天会生 -好吧Until then, General Grant, why don't you set up camp.. right there? 在那之前，葛兰特将军你为什么不在这里…扎营？-Rachel here? We have an appointment. -In the bathroom. -瑞秋在这里吗？我们得去看医生 -在厕所里-Rach, we gotta go. -In a minute! -瑞秋，我们得走了 -马上好People ask why we're not together. I just don't know what to tell them.大家问我们为什么不在一起我不知道该怎么告诉他们All right, let's go. 好吧，我们该走了Oh, wait a minute. 等一下Do I have to pee again? 我又得尿尿吗？No, I'm good. 不，我没事Do you want to go change first? 你要不要先去换衣服？The doctor's staying open late for us, but if you hurry.. 医生会等我们但如果你快一点…-No, I'm fine. -You don't think that's inappropriate? -不，我很好 -你不觉那套衣服很不适当吗？-What? -Good God, man. Don't anger it. -什么？ -天啊，别火上加油Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am.. 罗斯，外面有一百度这是好几个星期以来我第一次…Fine. Whatever you want. You're the mommy. 好吧，随便你你是妈咪No! Don't call me "Mommy." 不，别叫我“妈咪”It's bad enough you call your own mother that. 你那样叫你妈就已经够糟了I'm actually with her on this one. 这一次我同意她的说法Come on, Ross. We're gonna be late. 快点，罗斯我们要迟到了Either of you want to be Ross? 你们想不想当罗斯？I thought I knew who the enemy was, but it was you. 我以为我知道敌人是谁但敌人却是你Okay, this is it. This is my big fight scene coming up. 好吧我的打斗戏要开始了I'm fighting for every man in the 82nd Ground Division. 我要打倒 82地面师的每个人Ross? Can I ask you something? 罗斯我能问你一件事吗？When Carol was pregnant with Ben.. 卡萝怀班的时候…were you this irritating? 你有这么暴躁吗？-Excuse me? -Nothing. You're just.. -你说什么？ -没事，你只是…You've been a little short with me lately. I'm not trying to irritate you. 你最近对我很不耐烦我不想惹毛你Well, then, you must have a natural talent for it. 那么你一定是有惹毛我的天份The doctor will be in soon. Why don't we not speak until then? 医生马上到在那之前我们还是别说话Okay. 好吧Seriously. Breathe louder, Ross. That's great. 说真的，呼吸大声一点，罗斯那真的太棒了We should ask the doctor if she even knows.. 我们应该问医生她知不知道…how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil! 怎么接生半人半恶魔的孩子-Hi, Dr. Long. How are you? -You're nice to her. -朗医生，你好吗？ -你对她很好She has the drugs. 她有药We'll do a quick check. -我很快帮你检查一下 -好的Eight days late, huh? You must be getting uncomfortable. 已经迟了八天吗？你一定会很不舒服Yeah, just a tad. 对，只有一点You're 80% effaced. You're on your way. It still could last a while.宝宝已经下降了八成，就快了但你可能还得等上一阵子-There are ways to help things along. -Do them! -如果你很急，有些方式可以帮助你 -那就做吧Actually, they're things that you can do. Home remedies. 事实上你可以用这些方法在家做治疗In my experience, I've found some are very effective. 根据我的经验我发现有些方法很有效-Well, we are ready to try anything. -There's an herbal tea you can drink. -我们愿意尝试任何事-你可以喝一种药草茶You can take some castor oil. There's spicy foods. 你可以喝麻子油吃辣的食物We will do all of those. 我们全部都愿意-Taking a long walk. -Good. Done. -散很久的步 -很好，没问题And there's the one that's proved most effective: sex. 根据证实最有效的方法就是做爱You've got to be kidding me! 你一定是在开玩笑Good job, Joe! Well done! Top-notch! 演的好，乔伊，太棒了，一流的-You liked it? You really liked it? -Oh, yeah! -你真的喜欢吗？ -喜欢-Well, which part exactly? -The whole thing! Here we go! -你喜欢哪个部份？ -全部，我们走吧No, no, no. Give me some specifics. 不，说详细一点I loved the specifics. The specifics were the best part. 我喜欢全部全部都很棒Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did you like that part? 袋鼠的那一段呢？你喜欢吗？I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic. 看到一次大战的电影里出现袋鼠我吓了一大跳You fell asleep! 你睡着了There was no kangaroo! They didn't take any of my suggestions! 片中没有袋鼠他们没有接纳我的意见-I can't believe you fell asleep. -I can't believe it either. -我不敢相信你睡着了 -我也不敢相信Maybe it didn't happen. 或许它没有发生Maybe you fell asleep and dreamt the whole thing. 或许你睡着了这一切都是你在做梦And this conversation we're having right now is part of that dream.我们现在的谈话也是在你梦中Wake up, Joe! 醒一醒，乔伊-Thanks for coming. See you later. -Don't go. I'm so sorry. -谢谢你来看，回头见 -别走了，我很抱歉Look, this guy fell asleep! He fell asleep too! Be mad at him! 听着，这家伙睡着了他也睡着了，生他的气啊Or call an ambulance! 或是叫救护车来What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come? 医生说什么？知道宝宝何时会出生吗？No. She gave us ideas on how to induce labor. 不，她教我们如何加速生产的脚步We tried them all. 我们都试过了We went for a walk, we tried tea, castor oil, spicy food. Nothing worked. 我们去散步，喝了茶吃麻子油跟辣的食物，通通没用There is one thing we didn't try. 有个方法我们没试But someone thinks that that will open up a can of worms. 但有人觉得那会惹来大麻烦If it's gonna help bring the baby here, today.. 什么办法？如果有办法让宝宝在今天出生…I think you should do it. 我想你们应该试试看-It's sex. -Do it! -我们得做爱 -就做啊-Monica. -It's been a really long time for you. -摩妮卡 -你们很久没做爱了I mean, women have needs. Do it. Get yours. 我是说女人也有需要快去吧，满足你的需要Oh, I don't know about that. 这个嘛，我不知道…I think if the two of you had sex, the repercussions would be catastrophic.我想如果你们两个做爱结果一定会很糟糕All right, let's be practical. 好吧，我们实际一点If Ross isn't willing, he's not the only guy you can have sex with. 如果罗斯不愿意不只他能跟你做爱You could borrow Chandler. Chandler is good. 你可以借用钱德钱德很厉害Okay, okay. Yeah, I don't think I wanna do that. 好吧我不想那么做You sure? I'm just saying.. 你确定？我是说…the baby's head isn't getting any smaller. 宝宝的头不会愈变愈小Monica, what is the matter with you? 摩妮卡，你是怎么了？-I just want the baby to be born today. -Why today? -我只是希望宝宝能在今天出生 -为什么一定要今天？Okay, fine. 好吧I bet Phoebe that you're gonna have the baby, and I don't want to lose.我一直在跟菲比打赌你会生我不想再输钱了What? While she's been going through this hell, you've been making money?什么？她这么痛苦你们却在赌钱？You're betting on your friend staying in this misery? 你们拿朋友是否会持续这种难忍的痛苦来当赌注？-I'll take that bet. -What? -我要赌 -什么？I'm miserable. I may as well make some money out of it. 我已经够惨了还不如找点钱赚Can I get some of that action? 我也可以加入吗？I'm betting against all of you? 等等，现在变成我跟你们三个对赌？I really feel like tomorrow it's gonna happen. 别担心我真的觉得应该是明天Okay. 好吧Sixty,80,100. 60，80，100And 50. 50块And two. 两块Yeah, baby. 好耶，宝贝Hey, Sleeping Beauty. 嘿，睡美人Where have you been? I want to talk to you. I still feel bad. 你跑到哪里去了？我想跟你谈一谈，我还是很难过Oh, no. Were you upset? Did you lose sleep? 不，你很难过？你睡不着吗？I'm so sorry. 我很抱歉The reason I came over is to settle things between us. You've done a lot for me.我来这里解决我们之间的问题你帮了我很多忙I wanted to pay you back with the premiere, but you missed it. 我请你去看首映会报答你但你睡着了-So how much do I owe you? -What? -我欠你多少钱？ -什么？-I don't want to owe you anything. -You don't owe me. -我不想欠你 -你不欠我-I don't want your.. -We're doing this! -我不要你的… -我们得这么做You got me my first headshots. How much? 你帮我付第一次沙龙照的费用多少钱？-I don't know, $500. -Okay, $500. What else? -我不知道，五百块 -好吧，五百块，还有呢？Then there was the second set. The infamous "booger" headshots. 还有第二组沙龙照可怕的“怪物”大头照Okay, so that's another $500. That's 500 and 500. That's.. 好吧，再加五百块五百加五百是…-You want a calculator? -Please. -你需要计算器吗？ -谢谢Here. 拿去All right, what else? 好吧，还有呢？Well, there's acting classes, stage-combat classes, tap classes.. 还有表演课舞台打斗课，踢踏舞课…Which we're still keeping under our hats. 还不只是那些That dialect coach who helped you with a Southern accent. 我付钱请教练教你说南方腔Which, after 20 hours of lessons, still came out Jamaican. 上了20小时的课后你还是满口牙买加腔What the hell are you talking about? The South will rise again, man. 你在胡说什么？“南方将会再起”Yes, money well-spent. 对，那笔钱花得很值得Okay, what else? Rent. 好吧，还有呢？房租Two, three years of rent, utilities, food.. 两、三年的房租杂支费、伙食费…Okay, so I'm writing you a check for.. 好吧我写张支票给你…So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal, right? 你看我的电影看到睡着了没什么大不了的，对吧？How do you clear this thing? 这玩意要怎么消除？Finish your enchilada. 把你的墨西哥卷吃掉Ross, we've tried all the spicy food. It's not working. 罗斯，我们试过所有的辣食物根本没用Okay, here, have one of these peppers. 好吧，拿去，吃根辣椒Oh, God. So hot. Oh, my God. 天啊，好辣，我的天啊By the way, you don't want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.还有拿过辣椒后别用手摸眼睛I am feeling nothing. 我没有感觉Speaking of hot, watching you do that.. 说到辣看到你那么做…really makes me want to have sex with you. 真的让我想跟你做爱-Stop it. -Come on! Why are we wasting time? -别闹了 -快点，我们为什么要浪费时间？We know it's gonna work. It's doctor-recommended. 我们知道它会成功这是医生的建议I'm sorry. But we have to have some boundaries. My God, I'm dying. 抱歉，但我们得谨守份际天啊，我快辣死了We've done it before. We'll do it again. 我们以前做过可以再做一次It'll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy. 那是结束怀孕的好办法I'm not gonna make love to you so you'll go into labor. 我不会因为要让你生孩子就跟你做爱Make love? What are you, a girl? 做爱？你是娘娘腔吗？Always a great way to get into a man's pants. 那是惹毛男人最棒的方法You'll be performing a service. Think of me as a ketchup bottle. 你只是在提供服务把我当成一罐蕃茄酱Sometimes, you have to bang on the end of it to get it to come out. 有时候你得敲敲瓶底才能把蕃茄酱倒出来I love when you talk dirty to me. 我喜欢你说脏话的样子I know it. You're right. That's not sexy. 我知道，那说的对那一点都不性感Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. 我的叉子掉了Let me just bend over and get it. 我得弯下腰来捡它Oh, God! 天啊Okay, enough. This is not going to happen. 好吧，够了这是不可能发生的Come on, Ross. I'm miserable here. 来吧，罗斯，我真的很难受Come on, you started this, now you finish it! 来吧，这是你惹出来的你得结束它Come on, wuss. Make love to me. 来吧，懦夫，跟我做爱-You know what? -What? -你知道吗？ -什么？Forget it. 算了What now, Ross, you're not gonna talk? 怎么了？罗斯你不想谈吗？How on earth will you ever annoy me? 你到底要惹我惹到什么时候？Oh, wait a minute, I know. 等一下，我知道了You'd think the jalapeno would clear up your sinuses, but no! 你觉得辣椒能治好你的鼻窦炎，但是你错了That's not enough.. What are you doing? 那还是不够… 你在做什么？I'm getting that baby out of you! 我要让你把宝宝生出来-Oh, God! -I know. -天啊 -我知道Oh, no, no, no. 不I think my water just broke. 我想我的羊水破了I am good! 我太厉害了Okay, I got the pillow. I got the bag. 好吧，我拿了枕头还有包包-You got the keys? -I got the keys. -你拿了钥匙吗？ -我拿了We're having a baby. 我们的宝宝要出生了I didn't have time to read this part of the books, but do we have time..?我还来不及看书上这个部份但我们有时间…-Not so much. -Okay, let's go. -我们的时间不多 -好吧，我们走吧-200. -Thank you. -两百 -谢谢That's it. I don't care when the baby comes. No more betting. 够了，我不在乎宝宝何时出生我不要赌了Okay. 好吧Hello? 喂？I guess we could bet one more time. 我们再赌一次也无妨-Is Rachel having the baby? -How did you know that? -瑞秋要生了吗？ -你怎么知道？-Joey! Chandler! -They're at the coffee house. -乔伊，钱德，时间到了！ -他们在咖啡厅You know everything! 你什么都知道Wait. I bet you the baby is over 7 pounds. 等一下我跟你赌宝宝超过七磅重I bet you it has hair! I bet you it's a girl. 我跟你赌宝宝有头发我跟你赌是女儿-We know it's a girl. -I'll give you really good odds. -我们知道她要生女儿 -我给你很高的赔率。
高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本813 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath素材
813 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath[Scene: Joey and Rachel’s, Joey is a t the counter eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes.]Joey: (thinking) All right. It’s a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you don’t feel that now. It was crazy! You’re fine. You’r e better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everything’s normal! She’s just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.Joey: (thinking) Hey, it’s your girlfriend, Rache l!Opening Credits[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom.]Monica: (airily) Hi.Chandler: Are you, are you high?Monica: I just had the most amazing bath.Chandler: Really? I don’t l ike baths.Monica: Wait, you like them with me.Chandler: Honey, it’s not the bath I enjoy, it’s the wet, naked lady. Monica: Oh, baths are so relaxing!Chandler: Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.Monica: How dirty do you think I am? I’m telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.Chandler: Honey, it’s 2:00 on a Wednesday and I’m watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?Joey: (entering) Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? I-I really need to talk to you.Chandler: Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?Joey: Well, neither.Chandler: Oh my God, what’s up?!Joey: I don’t know. It’s-it’s just…lately, I’ve been feeling… Okay, here’s what it is… (Pause) You know what? I feel a lot better, thanks! (Starts to leave)Chandler: Oh no-no, no you don’t, just come back.Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but that’s different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean? Chandler: Do you?Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?Chandler: In London?Joey: Yeah.Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London. 813 钱德的泡泡浴好吧, 新的一天.所有有关Rachael的事情,你都没感觉了. 那太疯狂了.你很好. 你比很好还好.你, 正如你的朋友Tony说的, 好......极啦!一切都很正常.她只是你的朋友Rachel.你的朋友Rachel.你的朋友Rachel.好呀,亲爱的.-嘿,那是你的女友Rachel!你是不是..?你是不是很兴奋?我刚刚洗了个很舒服的沐浴.真的? 我不太喜欢沐浴.等等,你和我洗过呀.亲爱的,我不是喜欢沐浴.是喜欢那个湿漉的,裸体的女士.沐浴真是令人放松呀.真的? 你做了什么?你只是坐在那里把你身上的脏东西弄掉.你以为我有多脏?告诉你,如果你点了些蜡烛,再弄点泡沫和音乐, 你就会爱上它. 它会带走你所有的压力.亲爱的,现在是星期三下午两点, 我在看着Road Rules.你认为我会有什么压力?嘿, Chandler.你有时间吗? 我想和你谈谈.是冷披萨式的谈话还是残留肉馅糕式的谈话?(@_@,不明白)都不是.天呀, 怎么啦?我不知道.只是...我一直感觉...好吧,我说了.知道吗? 我感觉好多了,谢谢.等一下,回来.你和Monica,已经是朋友很久了.而且,总是很有规矩的.Joey: You know what? This is a bad idea. Forget it. Forget it, and listen, do me a favor, this conversation was between you and me. Chandler: If that.[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch. Ross sits down.]Rachel:Hi! Oh, Ross, don’t forget, we have that doctor’s appointment tomorrow!Ross: Right.Phoebe: Hey, are you going to find out the sex of the baby? Ross: No-no, we talked about it. We don’t want to know. All we care about is that it’s happy and healthy.Rachel: Yep! Happy and healthy! And cute!Ross: And smart!Rachel: Popular.Ross: With an aptitude for science.Phoebe: Are you two talking about the same baby? Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?Rachel: Oh yeah! I’ve come up with a bunch of ideas!Ross: Really? Me too!Phoebe: Me too!Rachel: Really?!Phoebe: Uh huh! If it’s a girl, Phoebe, and if it’s a boy, Phoebo! Ross: Maybe. But it wouldn’t hurt to have a backup, you know? Uh, Rach-Rach, what were you thinking? (Gives her a look)Rachel: Okay! I was thinking if it’s a girl, how about Sandrine? It’s French.Ross: Huh. That’s a really pretty name for-for an industrial solvent. Rachel: Okay fine, what do you have?Ross: Well, OK, it’s for a boy. Well, I know it’s a little out there, but…Darwin.Rachel: Wow, oh my God, our child will be be aten to death in the schoolyard.Phoebe: Yeah, by Sandrine.Ross: You’re just saying that 'cause I said no to your name! Rachel:I’m really, really no t.Phoebe: How-how about you each get five vetoes?Ross: All right.Rachel: All right.Ross: That sounds fair.Rachel: Yeah! I don’t think you’re going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If it’s a girl, Rain.Ross: Veto.Rachel: Why?Ross: Rai n? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.Phoebe: I know her! I bought homemade soap from her a t a Dead show! Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?Rachel: Ross, why do you hate our child? 但是当你们到伦敦.不,这不同的. 在那里也有规矩的,你明白我的意思吗?你明白吗?这和你们还是有点不同.你们当时都在同一地方,对吗?在伦敦?是的,当Monica和我在伦敦的时候,我们都在伦敦.算了吧,这是个糟糕的主意.忘了这一切.能不能帮我个忙,这个交谈,只是你和我之间.如果是的话.Ross,不要忘了明天我们和医生有个预约. 好的.嘿,你们就要知道孩子的性别了吧?我们讨论过了.我们不想知道,我们只关心他很开心,很健康.没错,开心,健康,而且可爱而且聪明.有成为科学家的头脑.受欢迎.你们两个说的是同一个孩子吗?嘿,你们开始想名字了吗?我有很多点子了.是吗?我也是.我也是!.真的?是女孩的话,叫Phoebe,是男孩的话,叫Phoebo.也许吧.有条退路总不是坏事,对吧? 恩, Rach, Rach, 你认为该叫什么? 我在想,如果是女孩,不如叫... Sandrine?是个法国人的名字.是个好名字,不过是给工业溶剂.那好.你有什么名字?好吧,这是给男孩的.我知道有点怪,不过叫Darwin(达尔文)如何?老天,我们的孩子会在学校给人打.是呀,被Sandrine打.你只是因为我反对你的名字才这么说的.我真的不喜欢那个名字.Ross: Fine, you go.Rachel: Okay, James.Ross: Huh.Rachel: But only if it’s a girl.Ross: Oh, veto. How about—Ooh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth? Rachel: Oh! I’m sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton? Ross: Veto. Stewart?Rachel: Veto. Sawyer?Ross: Veto. Helen?Rachel: Veto.Phoebe: Is it me, or is veto starting to sound really good? [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s, Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters.]Chandler: Hey.Monica: Boy, do I have a surprise for you!Chandler: Sex on the balcony?Monica: No, b ut someone’s really not going to get over that idea, are they?Chandler: What is it?Monica: I drew you a bath!Chandler: Honey, I don’t like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?Monica: Please, could you just try it for me? Come on, I used all my best stuff! I-I-I lit some candles. I put on some music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath! And got you this little plastic Navy ship. So it’s a boy bath!Chandler: Well, this does butch it up a bit.Monica: I swear, if you try it, you will love it!Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?Monica: Absolutely.(Chandler runs into the bathroom)Monica: Bet I know how that discussion’s going to go.[Cut to Chandler laying in the bathtub. "Only Time," is playing in the background.]Chandler: (thinking) All right, this isn’t so bad. I like the flower smell! Which is okay, because I’ve got my boat.Monica: (entering) So?Chandler: Oh my God.Monica: I told you you were a bath person! Hey, when you get out, maybe I can give you a facial!Chandler: I’m going to need a bigger boat.[Scene: The Doctor’s Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]Ross: I don’t think you had an open mind about the name Ruth. I me an, come on, little Ruthie Geller, how-how cute is that?Rachel: Oh, oh my God! I can practically hear the mahjong tiles! Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested 要不你们互相有五次否决权来决定? 好的.听起来很公平.我不认为你会需要用到它们..如果是女孩, 叫Rain.否决.为什么？Rain?"嗨,我的名字叫Rain.6000:04:54,840 --> 00:04:59,675我有我自己的干燥炉,我的衣服是用小麦做的. "我认识她!我在一次死亡表演上买过她的自制肥皂.-那么,男孩的如何,Thatcher(撒切尔,茅屋匠-_-)?? Ross,你是不是恨我们的孩子?好,那你来.好. James.不过是给女孩子.否决.我在考虑Ruth.Ruth如何?对不起.我们的孩子有89岁这么老吗?那么Dayton?否决.. Stewart.否决.. Sawyer.否决.. Helen.否决..我在想Veto(否决),这个听起来不错?我要给你个惊喜.在阳台上做爱?不,不过某些人最好不要有这个主意? 那是什么?我给你准备好了沐浴.亲爱的,我不喜欢沐浴.你能不能让我遐想下在阳台做爱?求你,能不能为我做一次?我用上了我最好的东西.我点了蜡烛, 放好了音乐.我用了浴盐,外加泡泡浴.再给你这个塑料军舰.就是男孩子的沐浴了.好吧,这使它男性化一点.我发誓,如果你试一次,就会喜欢上的.in knowing the sex of the baby?Ross: Uh, no. No, we’re not.Rachel: But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether it’s a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo? Dr. Long: That’s right. But if you don’t want to know…Ross: No, no, we want to wait, right?Rachel: Right. Right.Dr. Long: (looks at her beeping pager) Oh, I’ll be right back. And, uh, I know it’s really not my place, but please don’t name your child Phoebo.Rachel: (looking at the bulletin board with baby pictures) So, which of these babies do you think is the ugliest?Ross: What? Rach! Come on, that’s terrible! They’re…uh…they’re babies. They’re-they’re all beautiful.Rachel: Third one from the left?Ross: Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows I’m talking about it. (Rachel starts to peek at the file) Don’t-don’t you—Wh—Wha—Hey!!Rachel: What?!Ross:You’re looking!Rachel: I didn’t!Ross: I saw you!Rachel: Okay fine, I did. But I didn’t see anything, I swear. Ross: Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!Rachel: Okay, but Ross just listen to me…Ross: No, no, no, no! Don’t tell me! I don’t want to know! Rachel: But I couldn’t even if I wanted to, because I don’t know!I swear; I didn’t see anything, and I don’t want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.Ross: Momentary lapse. Don’t-don’t you have any self-control? Rachel: (holding stomach) Okay, a couple months late on the lecture, Ross.[Scene: Chandler and Monica’s, Monica is entering.]Monica: Hello?Chandler: I’m in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think there’s something wrong.Monica: You know what? I-I think I’ll wait out here.Chandler: I’m in the bathtub.Monica: Oh. (She goes into the bathroom.) What’s wrong? Chandler: I drew my own bath, but I did it wrong! The water’s tepid. The salt didn’t dissolve and is now… lodged places. And the scents I used don’t compliment each other. Eucalyptus and chamomile—Oh! Monica: What?Chandler: The bath salts! They’re starting to effervesce! It’s different. (Pause) It’s interesting.Monica: Okay, let’s talk about something else.Chandler: Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh! 好吧,如果我们至少能讨论一下阳台做爱的事? 完全可以.不过我知道那个讨论的结果.哦,还不赖.我喜欢花的香味.喜欢也没关系,因为我有我的小船.怎么样?我的上帝呀.我说过你会喜欢的.嘿,你出来之后,我能给你做个面膜吗? 我需要一艘更大的船.我认为你Ruth这个名字有偏见.小Ruthie Gellar?听着多可爱呀?天呀,我可以听到麻将声了.你的所有测试看起来都不错.那么,你们对孩子的性别感兴趣吗?不,我们不.不过,就在那些文件里吗?你现在就可以告诉我们是男孩还是女孩? Dayton或Sandrene? Phoebe或Pheebo? 不过如果你们不想知道的话...不不,我们希望等到那个时候,是吗?是的.我去去就回.另外,我知道这不关我的事...不过你们的孩子还是不要叫Phoebo的好. 那么,那些小孩里,哪个你认为最难看?什么? Rach,不要这样,这很恶劣.他们只是小孩.他们很好看.左边第三个也是?哦,为什么他盯着我?我以为他知道我说什么呢.你不....? 什...什么?!你在偷看!我没有!我看到你偷看了!好吧,我做了.不过我没看到任何东西,我发誓.你该感到羞耻!丑小孩会审判你的!好吧,Ross,听我说不要告诉我,我还不想知道!我想告诉你都不行,Monica: Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and…Chandler: I had the exact same conversation.Monica: You did? What was he talking about?Chandler: I don’t know! Joey hasn’t had this much trouble getting out words since we saw him in Macbeth!Monica: (groans) That was a long night.Chandler: All right, let’s break this down. What exactly did he say to you?Monica: Okay, he was talking about rules.Chandler: Uh-huh.Monica: Umm, and looking at people differently.Chandler: He didn’t say anything about that to me.Monica: What did he tell you?Chandler: He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules. Monica: Okay. So you, me and London. Looking at people differently. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone. Chandler: But what did he mean by rules?Monica: Wait a minute! He stopped talking the minute Phoebe came in! Chandler: Because he was looking at her differently.Monica: And Phoebe is his friend, so he thinks that would be breaking the rules!Chandler: My God! He wants to do it with Phoebe in London! Phoebe: (from outside the bathroom) You guys?Monica: Just a minute! (To Chandler) That’s Mrs. Tribbiani! Chandler: You don’t say anything.Monica: Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?Chandler: I’m not going to let you say anything.Monica: You just stay here! (Dumps a jar of bath salts in the bathtub) Chandler: Oh, God!(Monica runs out to Phoebe, who is in the kitchen)Phoebe: Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron.Monica: Oh, you had that?Phoebe: Uh-huh.Monica: I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago. Phoebe: Oh, just as well, I broke this one.(Monica starts smiling)Phoebe: What?Monica: Nothing.Phoebe: Okay.Monica: I mean, I-I, I really shouldn’t say. I mean, I’m really not supposed to.Phoebe: Fine.Monica: It’s a humdinger!Phoebe: Then it’s really too bad that you can’t tell me.因为我也不知道.我发誓,我没看到任何东西,而且我也不想知道.这只是一时冲动.一时冲动.你就没有些自制力吗?好吧,过几个月你可以给我做个讲座, Ross. 有人在吗?我在浴室里. 你能进来下吗?我想我弄错了些东西.你知道吗?我在外面等着.我在浴缸里.嘿,什么地方出问题啦?我给我自己准备沐浴,但是我好像弄错了什么.水不够热, 浴盐没溶化,现在它...堵在某些地方.而且我用的香料不太协调.桉树和甘菊味?怎么啦?浴盐....它们开始起作用了.它们开始冒泡了..有点不同.有点意思!好啦,我们谈谈别的吧.好的,当然.你今天怎么过得怎样?我和Joey有个很怪的谈话.他在讲些规矩,对错之类的东西.我也有过类似的交谈..他说了些什么?我不明白, 自从我们看他在Macbeth (麦克白)里演出之后.Joey从没有象这样不知道怎么说话. 噢,那晚真长.他和你具体说了什么?他在说些规矩的事.还有不同角度看人的事.他没有跟我说这些.那他和你说了什么?他问了些你,我,伦敦的问题.还有,联系在一起的,规矩.好,你,我,还有伦敦不同角度看人.也许他象我和你在伦敦一样,Monica: Somebody likes you!Phoebe: (Groans) Is it Chandler?Monica: No!Phoebe: Well, then tell him to stop staring!Monica: It’s Joey!Phoebe: Really?! Joey?! You don’t say.Monica: Is it something you’d be interested in?Phoebe: I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know. You know, I mean, on the one hand, Mother may I? But y’know on the other hand… No. No, I c an’t. We’re friends. No, oh, no. I don’t want to risk what we have.Monica: I gu ess that makes sense. So, you think you’re going to talk to him?Phoebe: Sure, yeah. I mean, it’s Joey. I don’t want him to get hurt. Well, I must say, I am on fire! First Chandler, now Joey! Monica: Not Chandler, just Joey.Phoebe: Sure.Commercial Break[Scene: Central perk, Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in.]Rachel: Hey.Ross: Hey.Rachel: You know what? I’ve been thinking about it. I’m really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.Ross: Rach, I-I can’t tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh… Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know we’r e never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know it’s a boy! Rachel: I didn’t see anything! I actually changed my mind about the name.Ross: I don’t think so! You’re just giving me Ruth so you’ll get to name it when it’s a boy, and that’s when you’ll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia.Rachel: I would—Sequoia?Ross: Veto.Rachel: Fine.Ross: Unless… (Rachel groans.)You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, I’m not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!Rachel: But Ross, you want the name Ruth!Ross: Not like this![Scene: Rachel and Joey’s, Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters.]Phoebe: Hey.Joey: Hey. Well, w hat’s up?Phoebe: Umm, Joey, I know. 和某人作些事情.但是规矩又是怎么回事?等等.当Pheobe进来的时候,他就不说了. 因为他对她有不同看法了.而且Phoebe是他朋友.所以他认为他破坏规矩了.我的上帝!他想和Phoebe在伦敦发展关系!你们在吗?等等.那是Tribbianni太太.你不能告诉她.为什么我不能说?我们的两个好朋友就要开展他们生命中的一段轰轰烈烈的爱情了而且他们还要谢谢我,然后我们可以开始要孩子了!我不会让你说任何事的.你就呆在这里吧.天呀!嘿, Monica,我把你的熨斗带过来了. 噢,你拿着呀?我还以为丢了.我就买了个新的,大概一个月前吧. 也好,我弄坏了这个.什么？没什么.我真不该说.我的意思是,我真的不能说.好吧.那是一件很兴奋的事.好吧,你不能告诉我真是太糟了.有人喜欢你.是Chandler吗?不.那就叫他不要老盯着我看.是Joey.真的? Joey?你不是对他有兴趣吗?我不知道,我不知道,我不知道.你明白的,我的意思是,一方面来说说,"妈妈,我可以吗? " 另一方面来说...不,我不能.我们是朋友.不,我不能冒风险.我想这听起来很对.那么,你要告诉他吗?当然,那是Joey呀.Joey: What?Phoebe: I knooow.Joey: Whaaat?Phoebe: I know about your feelings.Joey: Oh my God. You do?Phoebe: Yes, and I’m sorry. I-I know things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but that’s very rare.Joey: I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, it’s Rachel for God sakes.Phoebe: For God sakes, it’s Rachel!Joey: I know. I know. And she’s not only my friend; she’s my pregnant friend! She’s my pregnant friend who’s Ross’ ex!Phoebe: Yeah that’s Rachel. (To herself) Beat me over the head with it.Joey: What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, y’know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don’t like ab out her. You want to hear it?Phoebe: Yeah.Joey: She made me switch to light Mayo. That’s it! That’s all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better! Phoebe: Joey, I just think you’re getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush.Joey: You think?Phoebe: Absolutely! Y’know, you get this rush of feelings, but then it goes away.Joey: Yeah, just a crush! That’s all this is! It’s a crush! I’m Joey; I don’t get deep feelings.Phoebe: That’s right, there you go! Crushe s happen all the time! I know I’ve had them for all you guys. Well, except for Ross and Ch andler. And I’m sure you’ve had them for us.Joey: Not really.Phoebe: Mm-hmm. (To herself) Throw me a bone here.[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.] Ross: So, I uh… I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.Rachel: What?Ross: That’s right. The student has become the master.Rachel: Ross, I swear, I don’t know.Ross: Oh, come on, you know it’s a girl!Rachel: A what?!Ross: You really didn’t know?Rachel: We’re having a girl?Ross: No.Rachel: That’s what you just said!Ross: No.Rachel: You said girl!Ross: Yes. I’m… I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.我不想伤害他.唉,我是这么受欢迎.先是Chandler, 现在是Joey.不,和Chandler没关, 只是Joey.当然.嘿,知道吗,我在考虑.我认为Ruth这个名字也不错.我可以考虑叫我们的孩子这个名字. Rach, 这对我太有意义了.等一下.等一下.你讨厌Ruth这个名字.为什么,为什么你要改变主意?除非,,,你知道我们永远不会用它.你知道文件的内容.你知道是个男孩!我没看到任何东西.我确实改变了对那个名字的看法.噢,我不这么认为.你选择Ruth,然后因为他是男孩,你可以不用这个名字.然后你就来个突然袭击叫他Heath或Blaine或...Sequoia(美洲衫-_-).我不会...叫Sequoia?否决.好吧.除非...你预想到我会这么认为然后你知道她其实是个女孩,然后...然后你真的希望她叫Ruth.我才不会掉陷阱呢!好的, Ruth被放弃!不过,Ross,你真的希望她叫Ruth呀.不是这样来得!嘿.怎么啦??Joey, 我知道了..什么？我知....道了.什.....么?我知道了你的感受.天呀,你知道?对不起.我知道Monica和Chandler有火花产生,但是这种情况一般来说太少了.我知道,我知道.而且这比他们的还复杂.Rachel: I’m not! We’re having a girl! Sometimes I can’t believe it’s with you—But still! We’re having a girl!Ross: I know! I know. You know what? I’m putting Ruth back on the table!Rachel: Oh, yes! We’ll have ourselves a little baby Ruth…Ross: Permission to veto.Rachel: Yes, please.[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s, Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom.]Monica: Hey.Chandler: Do I smell essential oils?Monica: Yeah, I’m going to take a bath. I’m just going to get a magazine.Chandler: Okay.(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)Monica: What do you think you’re doing?Chandler: L-leaving my troubles behind?Monica: I know that you’re new at this, but this is completely unacceptable bath decorum.Chandler: Oh, it’s so hard to care when you’re this relaxed. Monica: Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now you’re just a girl in a tub!(Phoebe enters the bathroom)Chandler: (upset) Hey!Phoebe: Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.Chandler: (To Monica) You told her?!Monica:She pulled it out of me! She’s like a conversational wi zard! How’d it go?Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesn’t like me!Monica: What?Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors’ house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didn’t like you? How would you feel?Monica: (Pause)I don’t think I’d care.Phoebe: Really? Lee Majors is hot!Joey: (from outside the bathroom) Hello?Phoebe: We’re in the bathroom!Joey: Why?Chandler: (sarcastically) Because it’s a relaxing and enjoyable time!Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here? Monica: Oh my God! A friend he’s looking at differently, but it’s wrong. It’s Rachel!Chandler: You like Rachel?!Joey: It’s no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. It’s 我知道,那是Rachel呀,上帝.上帝呀, 是Rachel呀!我知道!而且她不仅仅是我的朋友,她是我怀孕的朋友.她是我怀孕的朋友,同时是ROSS的前女友是呀,那是Rachel.让我望尘莫及.(不确定,感觉是棒球打高了接不到的感觉)我,我该怎么做?你知道吗,我一直想去掉这些想法?我昨晚一直睡不了,列了个不喜欢她的理由表.你想知道吗?是的.她让我换成吃淡的美乃滋.就这些!这就是所有的!!你还知道吗?品味相同之后,我更喜欢她了.(不确定)Joey,我认为你不用担心什么.这只是一时冲动.你认为?完全这么认为.你只是冲动,很快就会过去的.是的,只是一时的.这就是啦.只是一时冲动.我是Joey. 我从来没有深层次的感受. 你了解了.冲动经常发生.我对你们三个都有过.恩,除了Ross和Chandler.我认为你对我们三个也有过.不完全是真的.给我点甜头吧.(不确定)我打电话给医生了,现在我们都知道了孩子的性别.什么？没错.学生成为老师了.Ross, 我发誓我不知道.少来了,你知道是女孩.是什么?你...你真不知道?我们将有个女孩?没有.但是你刚刚说的.。
高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本817 The One With The Tea Leaves素材
you gotta at least try.Joey:Yeah. Okay. (Goes to take a bite out of the previously mentioned bagel.) Whoa! (Stops.) I almost forgot this was on your…Chandler:(interrupting him) We didn’t play it!!Opening Credits[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on.]Phoebe:Okay, so when you’re done with your tea I’ll look at your leaves and tell you your fortune.Chandler:I didn’t know you read tea leaves.Phoebe:Oh yeah, I’ve done it for years. I actually stopped because I was so accurate. Y’know, and-and y’know, one of the great joys of life is it’s-it’s wondrous unpredictability. Y’know? And also tea tends to give me the trots.Monica:Okay, I’m done. Rea d mine.Phoebe:Okay. (Looks at the leaves.) Ooh, I see a ladder. (Checks the book) Which can mean either a promotion or a violent death. Monica: (stunned) I-I’m the head chef. I-I can’t get promoted. Phoebe: Uh-hmm. Uh-hmm, who’s next?Rachel:Okay, I’m d one. Do mine.Phoebe: Okay. (Reads the leaves) Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle. Rachel: Ah.Phoebe:Oh! (Checking the book) Which can either mean you’re having a baby or you’re gonna make a scientific discovery!Rachel: Well, I have been spending a lot of time in the lab. Chandler: What does yours say Pheebs?Phoebe:Umm… Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, I’m gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And he’s gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)Ross:(entering) Hey! Has anyone seen my shirt? It’s a button down, like a, like a faded salmon?Monica: You mean your pink shirt?Ross: Faded salmon color.Monica: No, I-I haven’t seen your pink shirt.Ross:Great! Great. Then I must’ve left it at Mona’s. I knew it! Chandler:Well, I’m sure you get another one at Ann Taylor’s. Ross:That’s my favorite shirt! Okay? I love that shirt!Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!Ross:I don’t know. I mean I-I guess I could. It’s just that we did n’t really end things such good terms. And if I go over there I’d be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks a way.)Phoebe: (noticing a guy sitting by the green post looking at her) Oh wait a second y ou guys…for the last couple weeks I’ve been that guy everywhere I go. We take the same bus. We go to the same bookstore, the same dry cleaners; maybe he’s the tea guy. (He gets up to leave, and smiles at Phoebe.) 你不知道, 当小孩子饿的时候是很没礼貌的.好吧, 那我能怎么办?她是瑞秋.你想要怎么办-- 永远不和她说话?我知道这感觉很怪,很尴尬但你至少要去试试看啊.是的, 好吧.哇!差点忘记了这东西挂过在你的...我们没有玩过!好了, 当你们把茶喝光以后我就能用杯底的茶叶来给你们算命. 我不知道你会用茶叶算命呢.噢, 是啊. 我学会好几年了.其实我不再看命是因为我说的太准了.你要知道...生命的乐趣就在于它的未知性.而且茶喝多了容易拉肚子.好了, 喝完了. 帮我看看.好的...噢. 我看到一把梯子...这意味这会有晋升机会或者是有血光之灾.我已经是大厨了. 我不能再晋升了. 唔-唔, 唔-呵... 下一个是谁?好, 我喝完了.看我的.好.呃... 噢, 我看到一个圆圈.噢, 表示你会生一个小孩或者你会有新的科学发明.没错, 我已经花了很多时间在实验室里面了.你的又怎样, 菲比?那个, 看看.哇... 耶!噢, 我会遇到一个男子!而且很快了!他会是我梦想中的类型.或许不是我昨晚梦到的那个.嘿, 有人见过我的衣服吗?有纽扣的, 旧旧的三文鱼颜色的.你指粉红色那件吗?三文鱼肉的颜色.没有, 我没有见过你那件粉红色衣服. 很好, 很好. 我一定是忘了Chandler:They were just giving those away at the store (off Monica’s look) in exchange for money.Joey: (entering) Hey!Rachel: Hi.Monica:Uh I really don’t know what to tell you Rach, I really don’t.I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.Rachel: What?Monica:Yeah Joey she’s…Rachel’s got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Y’know what, if we’re gonna make dinner we’re gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Ch andler exit.)Joey:So you uh, have a…big work problem?Rachel:Yeah it’s umm… Yeah it’s uh… It-it’s y’know—It’s nothing.Joey:Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think I’m gonna take off.Rachel:Yeah—No wait! Joey no wait it is. It’s something. It’s-it’s umm…it’s my boss.Joey: Yeah?Rachel: Yeah, and umm my baby.Joey: Yeah?Rachel: My boss wants to buy my baby!Joey: What?! Oh my-oh my God!Rachel:I know I told you, it’s a really big problem.Joey: What he wants to buy your baby?!Rachel: Can you believe that?!Joey:That’s crazy!Rachel:That’s what I told him!Joey: Oka y, how did this even happen?Rachel:Well I’ll tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wife—They-they can’t have children. So umm, and that—we were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."Joey:Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.Rachel:Ohh! Yeah! (Pause) Yeah that-that would’ve been a much simpler problem.[Scene: A newsstand, Phoebe is looking at a magazine as the guy from before walks by and picks up a newspaper.]Phoebe: Oh hello.Guy:Oh, it’s you. I see you everywhere. I’m Jim, Jim Nelson. Phoebe:Oh Jim, Jim Nelson I’m Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately.Jim:We have. Maybe we’ll be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow nig ht, say around 8 o’clock?Phoebe: Well, maybe we will. (Starts to walk away.) Oh! (She turns around and the exchange information.) 好的, 唔, 我们要花点时间把CD都整理好.那好, 真的要这样做那就要排得有顺序一点了.比如说按照字母排列或音乐流派. 唔, 我也不知道.我想我们要好好谈谈这事.噢, 天, 你们的问题这么严重啊.我真是替你们感到难过啊.对-对不起.看, 你和乔伊两人都太过于在意这件事了.你们要做的是换一个话题.下一次你们见面试着说些其他事情. 噢, 没错, 有道理.就是啊, 好比如说,你工作上有点问题需要他给点意见.噢, 可以这么办.很好.我能做到的.老公, 《迈阿密邪恶音乐》? 不会吧? 是那商店赠送的.他们没有零钱.嘿.嗨.我真的不知道该说什么好,瑞秋. 我真的不知道.我是说, 或许乔伊能帮你解决你工作的问题的.什么?没错, 乔伊, 她...瑞秋工作上遇到大问题了.真让人扰破头皮了.哇, 你看看?再不快走, 我们就赶不上晚餐了.对啊.你, 呃, 工作有问题?是的, 呃...没错... 是, 呃...其实... , 其实没有.噢, 那好.那,呃, 我想我要走了.不, 等等, 乔伊, 等一下.其实. 其实有点事.那是-那是, 呃...是我老板.是吗?[Scene: Outside Mona’s Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.] Ross:Mona? (There’s no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers whe re her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Mona’s apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.) Mona:(entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.Mona's Date:Oh, it’s okay.Mona:No, it’s still wet. Y’know what? Let me get it out before it sets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here. (Hands him Ross’s shirt.)Mona's Date:Oh umm, I-I don’t know if I want to wear a woman’s shirt. Mona: No-no that’s a man’s shirt.Mona's Date:It’s awfully pink. (Ross mouths, "It’s salmon!") [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs.]Chandler: Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the Annie soundtrack.Monica: Honey, both yours.Rachel: (entering) Hey! Great advice on that Joey thing!Monica: Yeah? The work problem?Rachel:Oh it was perfect! I mean it really felt like he was my friend again.Chandler: What problem did you tell him you had?Rachel:Oh that’s not important. The point is, I really—I think everything’s gonna be okay.[Scene: Mr. Zelner’s Office, he’s in a meeting as Joey bursts in.] Mr. Zelner: May I help you?Joey: Do you think you can just buy my friends baby?!Commercial Break[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Jim are on their date.] Phoebe:Isn’t it funny how we kept running into each other? It’s as if someone really wants us to be together.Jim: Someone does. Me.Phoebe: Oh, witty banter. Well done.Jim: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.Phoebe:Oh okay, well I’m a masseuse, and I used to work at this place…Jim: Do you like to party?Pho ebe: I-I-I like, I like parties.Jim:You’re wild, aren’t ya?Phoebe: Yeah I guess, a little.Jim:It ain’t no thing, I’m wild too.是的, 还有, 呃...关于我的婴儿.是吗?我的老板想要了我的婴儿.,什么?噢, 我... 噢, 我的天啊.我知道, 我告诉过你这是个很严重的问题.什么... 他想买下你的孩子?你能相信吗?太疯狂了.我也这样告诉他.好, 这事情怎么发生的?那, 让我来告诉你...我老板, 呃... 还有他老婆,他们无法生孩子所以, 呃, 在圣诞节聚会上他喝醉酒后跟我说,瑞秋, 我想要买下你的孩子.天啊.当你说那是关于你老板和你的婴儿的问题时我还以为是产假的问题呢.噢... 是吗...是哦, 那是一个比较普通一点的问题呢. 噢, 你好吗.噢.是你啊.我到处都见到你呢.呵-呵-.我叫Jim. Jim Nelson.噢, Jim-Jim Nelson,我是菲比-菲比.布菲.我们最近绝对是经常见面.没错.或者我们能在明晚晚餐时见面.那个, 可能会呢.噢!Mona?好了, 如果我是一件三文鱼色的衣服, 我会在哪里呢?对不起我泼了你一身的酒.噢, 没有关系.不, 你看还是很湿呢. 不如这样吧?先把它脱下来吧.噢, 我可以先给你一件衣服穿着.这件.噢, 呃...Phoebe:(a little freaked out) So! Umm, anyway I-I lived in New York, someone wildly I guess, for umm—Well since I was fourteen.Jim:I’m sorry. I’m staring. It’s just that you have the most beautiful eyes.Phoebe: Oh stop i t.Jim: And your breasts! Hmm!!!Phoebe: Okay. Um m look, you’re coming on a little strong. But I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together. So, why don’t we just start over okay? And you can just tell me about yourself.Jim: All right.Phoebe: Okay.Jim: I write erotic novels, for children.Phoebe: What?!Jim:They’re wildly unpopular.Phoebe: Oh my God!Jim: Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D. Phoebe: Wow! You do?Jim:Yeah, (looks at his crotch) a Pretty Huge…Phoebe: All right. (Gets up and walks out.)[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs.]Chandler:(singing) The sun’ll come out…tomorrow! Bet…your bottom dollar that tomorrow… (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) …there’ll be sun.Joey: (entering) Hey!Rachel:Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot. Joey:Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guy’s not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.Rachel: (worried) What?Joey:Let’s just say I took care of it.Rachel: Whoa-whoa-whoa, let’s say more!Joey:Don’t worry! Don’t worry. I just told him, very nicely, "You don’t go buying people’s babies, so back off!!"Rachel: What?!Chandler and Monica: What?!Rachel:No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesn’t want to buy my baby! I made that up!Joey: What?! Why?!Rachel:So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldn’t be awkward!Joey:And you couldn’t think of anyt hing else?!Monica: You said your boss wants to buy your baby?!Rachel:(To Joey) I can’t believe that you yelled at my boss! I’m-I’m gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!Chandler: You can always sell your baby.Rachel:Oh Joey, I can’t believe you brought my boss into this! I’m 我不知道我穿起女生的衣服会象什么样.不, 不, 这是男生的衣服来的.,红得很怪呢.噢, 天啊, 我们果真是天生一对的.你看, 我们都有买Annie的歌呢.老公, 两张碟都是你的.嘿, 谢谢你们给我的提议.是吗? 工作问题?噢, 简直完美啊.那让我感觉到我们又是好朋友了.你告诉他你有什么问题?噢, 那-那个并不重要.重点是, 我真的... 我想一切都没问题了.有什么事吗?你以为你能买到我朋友的孩子吗?这不有趣吗?我们互相吸引对方啊.就象有人千方百计把我们搞到一起似的. 的确是有这人.我.噢, 你真会开玩笑. 做得好.谢谢夸奖.那说一下关于你的事吧.噢, 好啊.那个, 我是个女按摩师.我以前在这里工作...你喜欢...派对?我... 我... 我喜欢派对.你真野性, 不是吗?我想... 是的, 我想有一点.没关系的.我也有点野.那, 呃, 不管怎样...我-我我有点野地生活在纽约,我想, 呃...大概从14岁开始吧.对不起.我盯着你看.因为你有一双最美的眼睛.噢, 别这样.还有你的胸... 唔!好, 你看看,你说话来得太直接了.但我会解决你的疑问的因为好象上帝注定我们要在一起.gonna get fired!Joey: You lied to me!Rachel: Well, she told me too! (Points to Monica and Joey glares at her.)Monica: Chandler has two copies of Annie![Scene: Mona’s Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Mona’s date takes off Ross’s shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!Ross: Hell o!!Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!Ross: Not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable. [Scene: Mr. Zelner’s Offi ce, Rachel is knocking on the door.] Rachel: Morning. You wanted to see me?Mr. Zelner: Please, come in. Have a seat. (She does so.)Rachel:Okay look Mr. Zelner…Mr. Zelner:Oh I think it’s best that I speak first.Rachel: Yeah. (Motions for him to continue.)Mr. Zelner:I’ve asked Lee from human resources to be here as a witness to our conversation.Rachel: Oh God.Mr. Zelner:If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby (I)am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.Rachel: Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly.) [Scene: A Street, Phoebe and Monica are walking down it.] Phoebe: Oh there it is.Monica:That’s not your regular dry cleaners.Phoebe: I know, but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one. I also have to find a new video store, a new bank, a n ew adult bookstore, a new grocery store…Monica: What?!Phoebe: A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and that’s what they gave me? (Looks up) When I get up there I’m going to kick some ass.Monica:Don’t worry Phoebe, you’re gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you.Phoebe: Yeah, we both can. And we both will.(They enter the dry cleaners.)Phoebe:Oh, you didn’t have to come in with me.Monica:Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. I’m-I’m gonna be over here watching the 不如我们从新来吧, 好吗?你可以向我介绍一下自己的.好啊.好啊.我是写色情小说的......给小孩子.什么?它们出奇的滞销.噢, 天啊.噢, 可能你对我有博士学位(PHD)会感兴趣的.哇, 真的吗?(Pretty Huge Dick-PHD)是的, 一个很大的...好的.歌词： The sun will come out tomorrow 歌词： Bet... your bottom dollar that tomorrow...歌词： There'll be sun.嘿.嘿.噢, 乔伊, 嘿, 谢谢你昨天和我谈关于我老板的那些事.对我来说意义重大.没什么大不了的.噢, 你应该要知道那家伙再也不会为了孩子的事情烦着你的了.什么?可以这么说我解决了这事了.噢, 再说详细一点.什么啊? 别担心. 别担心.我只是告诉他,“你最好不要想着买下别人的孩子,放弃吧”.什么?!什么?!不,不,不,不,不.乔伊, 他不是真的要买我的孩子. 我乱说的.什么?!为什么?那我们才会有共同话题啊.那我们才不会那么尴尬.难道你不能想出别的东西说吗?你说你的老板想买下你的孩子?我没想到你会去教训我的老板.我会被炒掉的.我该怎么办啊?dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes rack they have.)Phoebe: Okay.(A guy enters that looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin from The Hunt for Red October, Pearl Harbor, and Beetlejuice.)Guy:(To Phoebe) Oh, excuse me! I think you dropped s…(looks at Phoebe.) Wow!Phoebe: What?Guy:I’m sorry, it’s just that you’re so incredibly beautiful. Phoebe:Oh yeah well, I’m sorry about that too, but what a re you going to do?Guy:I hope you don’t think I’m crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?Phoebe: A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now you’re talking.Guy: Would yo u like to go out and have a cup of coffee?Phoebe: I-I-I’d love to. Let me just tell my friend.Monica: (to the clerk) Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?Phoebe:(looking around) She must’ve left.[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters.]Rachel: Hi.Joey: So? What-what-what happened?Rachel:It’s all gonna be okay. They’re just so happy that I’m not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show they’re not in the baby buying business.Rachel: Chandler, can you give us a minute?Chandler:Oh I’m sorry, you’re kicking me out of my own living room? Rachel: Yeah.Chandler:I’ll be in there. (Goes into the bedroom.)Rachel:Joey, I’m really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things…Joey: I know. I know.Rachel: It kinda worked. I mean y’know, I don’t know about you buy I haven’t thought about our thing since all this.Joey:Hey you’re right. Yeah, it’s kinda been like us again a little bit.Rachel: Yeah I know! I miss that.Joey:Me too. I mean I…haven’t thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didn’t feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.(Awkward silence.)Rachel: My gynecologist tried to kill me.Closing Credits 你可以卖掉你的孩子.乔伊, 我想不到你会这样对我老板. 我一定会被开除的.你对我说谎.是啊, 她唆使我的.钱德有两张Annie的唱片.呵.噢, 天啊!罗斯!你好!罗斯, 你在搞什么啊?我没有碰自己的身体那会让你们安慰一点吗.早.你要见我吗?请进来.坐.好了, 你看, Zelner先生...噢, 我想最好先由我来说.我从人力资源部请来了Lee来做我们这次对话的证人.噢, 天啊.如果我无意涉及到我想要买下你的孩子...很抱歉, 好吗?上星期我问你预期什么时候生产我绝对没有拿你的孩子交易的意思. 是的, 我想要说清楚我很明白那是你的孩子而且我是无权买下来的.那么, 说清楚了就好.噢, 是那里了.那里不是你常去的洗衣店哦.我知道, 但那天和我约会的变态会去那家店的所以我要找一家新的.我还要找一家新的影视店, 新的银行, 新的成人书店, 新的杂货店...什么?新的杂货店.上帝说我会遇到一个好男人而你看它给我什么东西?以后我上去了一定会踢你的屁股.别担心, 菲比.你会遇到你的真命天子的.我都可以遇到个这么好的男人,你也会一样的.是的, 我们都可以的.[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is ordering something over the phone from a catalog.]Ross: (on phone) Item J437-A, color: winterberry. (There’s a knock on the door as he hangs up the phone. He answers it to Mona.) Hi umm, listen come here, come in. (She does so.) I’m so-so sorry about yesterday. I-I’m really sorry. It’s just that I… (He picks up the pink shirt.)Mona:(interrupting him) Listen Ross, you don’t have to apologize.I understand why you were there.Ross: You do?Mona:Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we can’t. It’s too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just… It just wasn’t meant to be.Ross:(faking starting to cry) Oh God you’re right.Mona:Ross, we…we have to be strong. Okay, I-I’m gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you? Ross: (laughs) No. (Takes the shirt back.)End 我们都将会遇到的.是了, 你没必要跟着进去的.你开玩笑吗?这里是洗掉污迹的地方啊.这里就象是我的迪士尼乐园啊.我会在这里观看净衣之舞.噢, 不好意思. 我想你掉了...哇.什么?对不起, 只是你实在是太美丽了.噢, 是的.对不起, 但你想要干什么?我希望你不要以为我是个神经病但我觉得我是注定要捡起这个的.你相信这种事的吗?一点点.继续说啊.赏面去喝杯咖啡吗?我-我乐意去.让我先知会一下我朋友.噢, 有块墨迹.嘿, 我能看着你洗掉它吗?她应该走掉了.嗨.怎么了?一切都还好.他们感到很高兴因为我没起诉他们所以给了我多一个月有薪产假.我知道这些钱不应该归于这件事的补偿, 或给我以后的其他孩子. 哇, Ralph Lauren真的想要告诉其他人他们不是做婴儿买卖生意的呢.钱德, 你能给我出去一下吗?噢, 不好意思.你要把我赶出我家客厅吗?没错.我进去.乔伊, 很抱歉我对你撒谎.我只是想把事情...我明白. 我明白.但这真的凑效哦.我是说, 我不知道你怎样但我在这事发生以后就没再想过我们的事了.没错, 你说的对.是的, 又有点象是“我们”了.是啊. 我很怀念这感觉呢.。
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[Scene: Monica andChandler's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower.]
Rachel:(entering) Hi!
Monica: Hey!
Phoebe: Hey!
Rachel:So what’s the final head count on my baby shower?
Phoebe:About twenty, a couple people from work who had something else to do.
Monica:Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
Mrs. Green:I know, my daughter’s told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Monica:Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m-I’m so sorry.
Mrs. Green:Well all right. I’ll see you at four.
Mosn’t it at three?
Monica:Son of a bitch! (Calls Mrs. Green again.)
我不知道
走吧.我有电话本。走吧。等一下
是你负责邀请嘉宾的
那为什么要我来打电话给她?你好,格林夫人。嗨，我是莫尼卡.盖勒
噢,你好莫尼卡
嗨，我知道是有点迟了,但我们准备要举行
一个重要的婴儿祝福会，给瑞秋的孩子
我知道，我的女儿已经告诉过我了
她们俩大约一个月前就收到通知了
对不起。真是很对不起
为了什么啊,亲爱的?为了忘记邀请我,还是因为你为此说谎?
Mrs. Green:For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
Monica:(To Phoebe) Oh my God, my ass is sweating! (on phone) Please! Please! Can you come? It’s today at four.
Rachel:My God!
Monica:Well it wasn’t my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!
Phoebe:Well I don’t, I don’t have a mother so often I forget that other people…
Rachel:Please, make sure she comes. It’s really important to me, I mean it’s my mom!
Phoebe:I know. I know, what’s her number?
Rachel:I don’t know.
Monica:Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If you’re in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call her—Hello Mrs. Green! Hi, it’s Monica Geller.
Rachel:What?! You mean they’re not coming to a social event where there’s no men and there’s no booze?! That’s shocking! I don’t care, as long as my mom’s here.
噢天啊!我的屁股都在出汗了。拜托,拜托
你能出席吗?是今天的四点
那,好吧。我四点会到的了
谢谢
不是三点吗?
杂种!
Monica:(interrupting her) Oh give it a rest!
Rachel:So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
Phoebe:No. (Pause) Neither is mine.
Monica:Okay, y’know what? Don’t worry, okay? We’ll take care of it. We’ll call her. Just go home and get ready.
Opening Credits
820新生儿派对
嗨
嘿
嘿
我的婴儿祝福会有多少人参加?
大约20个吧?你的有些同事有事不能来
还有你的两个妹打过电话来说也不能来
什么?她们连这种没有男人和酒的聚会都不来参加！我太震惊了!早就知道啦
只要我妈来就好了
噢,天啊，你的母亲
什么?我妈不能来吗?
假如我们忘记通知她了,那她自己跑来了的机率实在太小了
天啊!
那不是我的错啊，菲比负责邀请嘉宾的
我没有...我没有母亲啊，所以我经常会忘记..
噢,省着点吧
我母亲不能参加我的孩子的祝福会?
不是，我的母亲也是
你知道吗?不用担心的.我们会处理的
我们会打电话给她的。你只管回家做好准备就行了。
拜托一定要确保她会来，这对我真的很重要的，我想说,她是我的母亲啊
我知道,我知道啦.。她的电话号码是多少?
Mrs. Green:Oh, hello Monica.
Monica:(on phone) Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but we’ve decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
Monica:Oh my God, your mother!
Rachel:What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?!
Monica:Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.