初中英语短剧剧本《Thefunnytalking》[推荐5篇]
英文搞笑小话剧短篇带翻译
丹尼斯：好吧，神秘解开了！我猜我们现在都可以回到自己的宁静晚上了。
(They all chuckle and head back downstairs)
第三幕：神秘的噪音案
Characters:
角色：
Emma - a curious woman who can't stand strange noises
艾玛 - 一个好奇的女子，无法忍受奇怪的噪音
Dennis - Emma's nosy neighbor who loves to investigate
（他们一起上了楼，敲响了吵闹邻居的门）
Jane: (opening the door) Oh, hi there! Sorry about the noise. We were just doing some home workout videos. Jumping jacks can be quite loud, huh?
艾玛：太荒谬了！每次我洗衣服，我的几只袜子就神秘失踪了。就好像它们长了腿一样走了。
(Just then, their cat, Whiskers, enters the room with a sock in its mouth)
（就在这时，他们的猫，威克斯，带着一只袜子进了房间）
Tom: Well, I think we've found the culprit. Looks like Whiskers has been hoarding our socks!
丹尼斯：好吧，神秘解开了！我猜我们现在都可以回到自己的宁静晚上了。
初中生英语话剧剧本(6人)
6人初中生英语剧本A Play: Buying MedicineCharacters:X ------ Xiao FeiS ------ ShopkeeperD- ---- Doctor LiO- ---- Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----)Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----)H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spyW- ---- WomanJ ------ JapaneseScene1( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.)D: Good evening, everyone.Ws: (Together) Good evening, Dr Li.D: Hello, let me examine you.W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.)D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some medicine on you.W1:No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high fever. He seems fainted.D: ( Takes W2’s temper ature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.W3:Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine.D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest.W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me.( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.)X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know.W1:But there’s no medicine left.X:That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine.D: Have you got any money?X: No.D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine.X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.D: But how can you get the medicine without money?X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye.D and Ws: Be careful!Scene2( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman)W: Help! Help!H: You needn’t cry. There’s nobody else here. Let me marry you and make yourself noble.W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.H:Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives)X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman!H: It’s none of your business! Go away.X: I would rather stop you. ( H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg. X knocks H down)X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid.X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields.H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.)X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go.X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. (They go down.)Scene 3(Music) (X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along)J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass.X: Here you are!J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute. ( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.)S: Who’s it?X: It’s me, a customer.S: (To O1) Go to answer the door.O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days.S: What can I do far you?X: ( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list.S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?X:We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time. Quick, this is order. ( Shows him his gun.)S: All right! All right!S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicineO1: All right . ( Hands it to X.) Here you are.X: I have to go now. Bye-bye.S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.O1: All right. ( He closes it.)S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick!( X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.)J3: Oh, here he is!js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up!H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth -----J4: Tie him up. ( They tie him up and beat him.)H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.J5:Don’t listen to him. He’s lying. Put him in our car. Let’s go. (They go down.)X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him)D: Here comes our hero.Ws: Congratulations.X: Thank you, everybody.( The end )。
英语幽默短剧剧本
[标签:标题]篇一：搞笑英语话剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !Y:, Never mind baby.X:Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng. Who are you?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts?X:Great, you know me !Today is your dead date!Y抱腿：Please, please……Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:I don’t want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:No way! Because we are fighting now ! you know ?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’t force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good ! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks,Y:Do you still want to kill me ?X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly ! 3-2-1! X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit（一人路过，x起身跑过去）X可怜状: excuse me! Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me .Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye (以胜利者的语气，转头,看见花满楼)Y:Who are you?H:Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC”.H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world !Y:You are right !H:Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow my king,he will give what you want.Y:Yes,It’s very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!第二幕：无间道H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! （指Y）this is yegucheng.K:sit down plese, yegucheng.Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?King:yes,I will.Y:That’s good. Can you give me a MM ?K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……Y:of course.美女出场M:hello，帅锅..K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now let’s have a ritual.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）X唱着上:(看到戒指) this ring should be mine!K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you?Y急切: king! Dear king ! I must go now , my brother is looking for me.X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here ! I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!X:Forgive you? Why ?Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it . If the god give me another chance, I’ll tell you “I love you ”, If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me ! all you did are wrong ! how can you tell me the lady’s “WC”! Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X:milk?I love you.K:Don’t say that “you love me”. I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me !X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—-me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Fuck you. I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha……Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1(X捂着肚子，蹲下)M: oh,what happened?（看着X，做惊吓状）are you ok?（跑到西门吹雪身边）Y :do you want to go to wc?X:Yes,I……I……do.Y:haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺beyond standards.M: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !K; why ? why do you help him ! who actually are you ?M: actually,I’m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue. K惊讶: !you —you—You are X’lover?Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! I hate you .(轻声说)let me tell you,Ｘwill die.M扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning !K:what a moving story ! I was impressed ! Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !(M忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)Y痛苦状:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音乐停)（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .X:go home ! ?M:Tomorrow is another day ! even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love.X: promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let go.M I promise . I will never let go（X死）,M: be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without ahendance !篇二：搞笑小学英语小品剧本搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精
英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精第一篇：英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精Beat it!人物：T:唐僧M:孙悟空P:猪八戒S:沙僧X:白骨精原型B1:白骨精变成的村姑B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人B3: 白骨精变成男人T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful.where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）八戒依旧看书，不理睬。
M: Idiot, What are you looking at?孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。
但为时已晚，M一把抢过。
M: Look，monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅)T:(很吃惊)（转身训斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!P: Oh, master!Forgive me。
I will never do this again(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so.我这肚子饿了。
M: Fat Pig!P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….M: You will what(凶相)? P: I will help you catch fleas 跳蚤。
中学生英语课前口语表演短话剧
中学生英语课前口语表演短话剧第一篇：中学生英语课前口语表演短话剧Scholar学者(S)：Narrator旁白:Old man/robber强盗(R):Four night四夜(F): Lishe李涉(L):前言：This is a small party to communicate with many scholars by ancient poem, a wealthy old man is sitting at table in inn,at this moment, he notices a young scholar is reciting a poem!PART 1 Scholar:（念课文里面的诗）井栏砂宿遇夜客暮雨潇潇江上村，绿林豪客夜知闻。
他时不用逃名姓，世上如今半是君。
Old man: Oh, that can't be true!Excuse me, Sir, Could I ask you a question?Scholar: Of course you can!please feel free to ask me what you need!Old man: Is it a poem from famous poet named Lishe?Scholar: Yes!it is!Old man: Oh, I’m really excited because I was the man who was described in this poem by this poet-Lishe.Scholar: Seriously? Could you tell me the story about you and Lishe ?Old man:(仰头长长呼吸一下a deep breath）Yeah!50 years ago, I was a robber at that time,(回忆省略)```````````````````` PART 2At the time, this old man is recalling the memory about he and Lishe.One night, Lishe and his servant named Four night travelled Jiujiang by a boat，L：What a beautiful night, look at the clean moon , I think I should make a poem to describe this view, “the building is very high，so I can reach the starts, I darenot let myself speak loudly ,because I am afraid to frighten people who are living in the sky”(narrator:危楼高百尺，手可摘星辰。
初中英语短剧剧本
初中英语短剧剧本《The funny talking》郑Aside [ said]：（Class will start soon）旁白：马上要上课了方Tom:Joe,could I see your composition[ k mp z n] ? T om:Joe,我可以看看你的作文吗？杰Joe：OK。
Joe：好吧。
Aside：（Tom copies the composition and hand in it.In a short time,the teacher come in with a book.）旁白：T om抄袭了作文并交了上去。
不一会儿，老师拿着一本书进来了然Teacher: Class begin! 老师：上课！肖class monitor['m n t (r)] ：Stand up! 班长：起立！All the students:Good afternoon,Ms.Green. 全体同学：下午好，格莱恩女士。
Teacher:Good afternoon,class.Sit down,please. 老师：下午好，同学们。
请坐。
T eacher：Before class, I want to ask you a question: Did you do your homework by yourselves?If you do,please put up your hands. 老师：在上课之前，我想问你们一个问题：你们是独立完成家庭作业吗？如果你这样做，请举手。
Aside：(All the students put up their hand 旁白：（所有学生都举起了手。
）Teacher: But Tom, you r composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother，Joe’s. Did you copy his?老师: 但是T om, 你的作文"我的狗狗"里写的东西和你哥哥Joe写得一模一样. 你是不是抄袭了他的? Tom: No Ms.Green, it’s the same dog.T om: 不是这样的,老师! 我们俩养的是同一只狗狗. Aside：(The teacher is angry.At the same time,Frank coming.) 旁白：（老师有一些生气。
初中英语搞笑脱口秀稿子
初中英语搞笑脱口秀稿子I remember back in my middle school days how much I loved watching funny stand-up comedy shows. They never failed to make me laugh and brighten up my day. The comedians would share hilarious stories and crack jokes that had the entire audience in stitches.我还记得在初中的时候我有多么喜欢看搞笑脱口秀节目。
它们总是能让我笑个不停，让我的一天变得更加愉快。
那些喜剧演员会分享一些令人捧腹大笑的故事，讲些笑话，整个观众都笑得前仰后合。
One of my favorite comedy routines was about a clumsy student who always seemed to get into the most ridiculous situations. The way the comedian acted out the scenes had everyone doubled over with laughter. It was pure comedic gold.我最喜欢的喜剧节目之一是关于一个总是陷入荒唐局面的笨拙学生。
喜剧演员表演场景的方式让每个人都笑得前仰后合。
那简直就是纯粹的喜剧之金。
Another hilarious skit involved a teacher who was always trying to impress his students with his quirky sense of humor. He would tellthe corniest jokes and puns, but somehow his charm and enthusiasm made them absolutely hysterical. It was a masterclass in comedic timing.另一个滑稽的短剧涉及一个老师，他总是试图用他古怪的幽默感给学生留下印象。
英语五分钟四人短对话剧本（共5篇）
英语五分钟四人短对话剧本（共5篇）第一篇：英语五分钟四人短对话剧本1：who is your favorite detective you know from TV or books?2: I think it must be Sherlock Holmes.4:wow,I like him,too.3:how well do you know about him?2: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson lived in a Victorian lodging house at 221b Baker Street between 1881-1904, according to the stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.3:not bad.But weaker than me.herlockHolmes, the world's first consulting detective, was born January 6, 1854 the descendant of country squires.He spent two years at university before taking rooms in Montague street around the corner from the British Museum.While at university he spent the long vacation with a friend, Victor Trevor, at Trevor's family home where Trevor Sr., suggested Holmes make a profession out of his ability to observe.4:in addition, Sherlock Holmes stories have been translated into more than fifty languages, and made into plays, films, radio and television series, a musical comedy and so on.By 1920 Doyle was one of the most highly paid writers in the world.:well, it is actully very popular and famous.nowadays, Most people like reading detective stories better than love stories.So how about you three?2: in fact I love love stories more.4: are you a young girl?2: of cause not.But I think I’m too old to read detective stories now.3:So you read love stories?2: I think I can learn a sea of love skills at least.1: but you can also learn a lot of kill skills from detective stories!2: I think it is not very useful for me……第二篇：英语五分钟四人短对话剧本[最终版]1：who is your favorite detective you know from TV or books?2: I think it must be Sherlock Holmes.4:wow,I like him,too.3:how well do you know about him?2: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson lived in a Victorian lodging house at 221b Baker Street between 1881-1904, accordingto the stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.3:not bad.But weaker than me.herlockHolmes,the world's first consulting detective, was bornJanuary 6, 1854 the descendant of country squires.He spent two yearsat university before taking rooms in Montague street around the cornerfrom the British Museum.While at university he spent the long vacation with a friend, Victor Trevor, at Trevor's family home where Trevor Sr.,suggested Holmes make a profession out of his ability to observe.4:in addition, Sherlock Holmes stories have been translated into more than fifty languages, and made into plays, films, radio and television series, a musical comedy and so on.By 1920 Doyle was one of the most highly paid writers in the world.:well, it is actully very popular and famous.nowadays, Most people like reading detective stories better than love stories.So how about you three?2: in fact I love love stories more.4: are you a young girl?2: of cause not.But I think I’m too old to read detective stories now.3:So you read love stories?2: I think I can learn a sea of love skills at least.1: but you can also learn a lot of kill skills from detective stories!2: I think it is not very u seful for me……第三篇：四人搞笑小品短剧本序言：江南四大才子相信大家都知道。
初一英语情景剧剧本
初一英语情景剧剧本TOM:Hi John. How are you? (你好吗，JOHN？)John:I'm fine. And you?（我很好，你呢？）Tom:I'm fine,too. Where are you going?（我也很好，你准备去哪？）John:I am ging to the library. We will take english examination next Friday. So I want to review lessons.（我正准备去图书馆，下周五我们有一个英语考试。
所以我想去复习功课）Tom:Hope you will get a good grade.（希望你能够取得好成绩）John:Thank you very much.（非常感谢你）Tom:What will you do after finishng reading?（看完书你准备做些什么？）John: I dn't know. I don't have a plan now.（我不知道，现在还没有计划）Tom:Would you like to play basketball with us?（你愿意和我们一起打篮球吗？）John:Of course, I'd love to. When will you take it?(当然愿意，你们准备什么时候开始?)Tom:Around 4 p.m. in the school gymnasium.(下午四点在学校体育馆）John: Ok. I will come on time.（好的，我会准时到的）Tom:Ok.It's time to go. See you.(好的，该走了，再见）John:See you.(再见)。
七年级英语情景剧
七年级英语情景剧1新编英语狐假虎威在森林里住着许多小动物，他们和睦相处，互相帮助，生活得非常快乐，但他们有一个难题就是老虎总是欺负其他的小动物，小动物们拿他一点办法也没有……，难道生活就应该这样继续下去吗？一场：虎与狐的相遇（两只老虎音乐）Tiger(虎）:I am a tiger, I am the king of the forest .I can eat every animal. All the animals are afraid of me .I am hungry now. So I must look for the food to eat. Who’s that?Fox(狐狸）:I am a fox. I am smart and pretty. I am so happy 唱歌:Tiger(虎）:what’s your name?Fox(狐狸）: I am a fox .Tiger(虎）: Fox ,I know .I am hungry .so I want to eat you.(做三个吃狐狸的动作,要吼叫着做工动作要大一些,夸张一些.狐狸要躲三次)Fox(狐狸）:don’t eat me .don’t eat me .how bold you are !I am the king of all the forest. If you do it like this, I will eat you! (做愤怒的样子)Tiger(虎）: what?! I am the king of the forest .you are not the king,Fox(狐狸）: so foolish you are .you don’t believe me .you can go into the forest with me to see. You are wrong and foolish. Allthe animals are afraid of me,Tiger(虎）: really? All right, let’s go to try it.二场:在羊的家花园，动物准备过生日给Sheep.Sheep(绵羊):I am a sheep; I am quite, I am happy, because today is my birthday. All my friends will come here for my birthday party. So I am waiting for them .唱：（喜羊羊歌。
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初中英语短剧剧本《Thefunnytalking》[推荐5篇]第一篇：初中英语短剧剧本《The funny talking》郑 Aside [əˈsaid]：（Class will start soon）旁白：马上要上课了方 Tom:Joe,could I see your composition[ˈkɒmpəˈzɪʃn] ?Tom:Joe,我可以看看你的作文吗？杰 Joe：OK。
Joe：好吧。
Aside：（Tom copies the composition and hand in it.In a short time,the teacher come in with a book.）旁白：T om抄袭了作文并交了上去。
不一会儿，老师拿着一本书进来了然 Teacher: Class begin!老师：上课！肖 class monitor['mɒnɪtə(r)] ：Stand up!班长：起立！All the students:Good afternoon,Ms.Green.全体同学：下午好，格莱恩女士。
Teacher:Good afternoon,class.Sit down,please.老师：下午好，同学们。
请坐。
Teacher：Before class, I want to ask you a question: Did you do your homework by yourselves?If you do,please put up your hands.老师：在上课之前，我想问你们一个问题：你们是独立完成家庭作业吗？如果你这样做，请举手。
Aside：(All the students put up their hands.)旁白：（所有学生都举起了手。
）Teacher: But Tom, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother，Joe’s.Did you copy his? 老师: 但是Tom, 你的作文“我的狗狗”里写的东西和你哥哥Joe写得一模一样.你是不是抄袭了他的? Tom: No Ms.Green, it’s th e same dog.Tom: 不是这样的,老师!我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.Aside：(The teacher is angry.At the same time,Frank coming.)旁白：（老师有一些生气。
与此同时，Frank进来了）王Frank:Sorry,I’m late.May I come in? Frank:对不起，我迟到了。
我可以进来吗？Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?Don't you konw it's already[ɔlˈrɛdi] 9:00.老师: Frank, 说为什么你迟到了.你难道不知道现在几点了，都九点了！！Frank : Because……because of the sign.Frank: 因为，因为那个标志.Teacher: What sign? 老师: 神马标志?? Frank : The one that says “School Ahead[əˈhed], Go Slow”.Frank: 那个写着,前方是学校, 慢行！的标志...Little Robert asked his mother for two yuan.his mother asked:“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.“You're a good boy,” said the mother proudly.“Here are two yuan more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?” “She is the one who sells the candy.” 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。
”An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside.He saw a farmer working in the field [fi:ld]nearby[ˈni əbai], so he wen t nearer in his car and asked the farmer, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” “Yes, ” the farmer looked at him strangely and said, “you are in your car, sir.” 一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路，他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。
于是他就把车开过去问那位农民：“劳驾，您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗？” “可以。
”农夫奇怪地看了看他，然后说道：“你现在在你的车子里，先生。
”在网络上可以学习、见识到更多的知识，并丰富了自己。
比如说，演讲。
等方面都要接触到电脑。
从而需要网络给我们带来的跟多相关方面的信息information。
网上购物Online shopping，不用出门go out就可以买到很多东西，方便convenient [kən ˈvi:niənt]了利用电脑using computers，从网络中学习到更多可以及时in time跟朋友沟通communicate with friends 放松心情，听听歌曲，看看电影，玩玩游戏发表report看法point of view[vju:] 和见解opinion [əˈpɪnjən] 花费少It doesn’t spends too much money 打开世界之门……未来……机会……第二篇：短剧剧本小红帽英文小剧本 Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye.Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望)Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma‟s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma.But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look!6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red RidingHood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We‟ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：T o Grandma‟s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
）Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma‟s house?(高兴地对观众说)Aha , it‟s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It‟s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(边说边起床)Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边)Grandma , I‟ll eat you.Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I‟ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音)Who is it？Little Red Riding Hood：It‟s me。
Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in，Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh!What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look!What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It‟s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where‟s the wolf? Look!A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little RedRiding Hood are inside.I must be hurry．(从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma：(从桌紫拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma： I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter：You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(边跑边说)Help!Don‟t shot me!Hunter：（开枪）Bang, bang!Wolf：(应声倒下)Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank youGlobal warming A．Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B． C.D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A.First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B.I think it‟s the problem of environment pollution.A.It‟s related to our correct answer.But it isn‟t correct one.B.Is it the problem of population increasing? A.No.C.Oh.I got it.It‟s global warming.A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it‟s global cooling!A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn‟t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.B.T eacher.What causes “ global warming”?C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and alsodestroy the nature.It causes global warming.A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming? B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.C.Surely, we don‟t want that will happen.A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant treesC.When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A.Ok.Students, we can‟t only speak but not do later.Let us go planting trees.D.Oh, teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it‟s tree-planting day!A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!A.That is good.I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.《白雪公主》英语话剧剧本SW-白雪公主Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人音乐起，旁白A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much;the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess.Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn‟t love the new queen, because she was cruel.One day, In the king‟s palace:----白雪出场S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场Q: I am a queen , I‟m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who‟s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white ismuch more beautiful than you!Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white.猎人出场H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please!白雪顺利脱逃后S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.D: 1Look, somebody ate my food----2Somebody drank my water----3Someone is sleeping now----4What a beautiful girl!----小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----6 welcome to our house!----7Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let‟s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.皇后、魔镜出场Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who‟s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!白雪公主咬一口后倒地Q: The girl is dead!Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭Snow white wake up, wake up… 音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场P: A beautiful girl!She shall be my queen!王子唤醒公主，公主醒了P：Wake up!Wake up , my queen!S.w: Thank you for your help!P: My pleasure!音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞音乐起，7个小矮人出场，Big words of western tour（大话西游）Chapter 1 Site：The weddingCharacters:牛魔王、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖Aside: The storybegins with a wedding.The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it? 牛：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She‟s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!My brother!Come here!This is my brother.(牛深情地转向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to me.I think I …ve fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora‟s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!牛：What? 妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover.If you can pass it, I will shout up!至：What‟s this? Really?妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(剑从至的怀中落下)妖：Magic Sword? 牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾剑)紫：It‟s not true!It‟s just a joke.It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa……(牛惊慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……Chapter 2 Site: Bull King‟s back gardenCharacters: 至尊宝、紫霞（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽剑，指向至。