有趣幽默的英语句子阅读
有趣幽默的英语句子阅读
【篇一】有趣幽默的英语句子阅读
01. 人生的遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be
insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
02. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The
Pilgrimage to the West)
03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on
impulse, you don’t know what life is.
05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20
years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said： I
have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
06. 妈妈说人不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。
Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the
person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled ： buy funds
if you get it.
08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the
world for a man.
09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the
army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳
光……
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad,
that's because
sunshine is at your back.
【篇二】有趣幽默的英语句子阅读
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个
路数。于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我仅仅想要工资。
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它
放进水果沙拉里。
意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。
意译b：所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧告诉你最终还是男女有别。
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧!
Children： You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
孩子就是：你先花2年，教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花2020年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says"If an emergency, notify：" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
当我填表的时候，有一项是“紧急情况联系：” 我填上了“医生”，到时候我妈能帮上什么忙?!
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
直译：小孩子要中间名，纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。
意译：起个全名就为了揍孩子前能够底气十足地喊出来。
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死，“啪!”那才是死了。
【篇三】有趣幽默的英语句子阅读
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句;第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”;第三个that在这儿相当于名词;第四个that是关系代词，
引起定语从句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that
you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.
我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?
这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。类似于“上海自来
水来自海上。”
7. 上联：To China for china, China with china, dinner on china.
去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。
下联：Go front door buy front door, front door no front door,behind door with front door.
到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。
这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。
8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?
这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)
9. He never saw a saw saw a saw.
他从来没见过一把锯子锯另一把锯子。
第一个saw是动词see的过去时，第二和第四个saw带有不定冠词"a"在前，是名词"锯子",第三个saw是动词"锯"。
搞笑的英文句子
搞笑的英文句子 1、Thewisenevermarry,Andwhentheymarrytheybecomeotherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 2、Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ 3、Successisarelativeterm.Itbringssomanyrelatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 4、 Themoreyoulearn,themoreyouknow,Themoreyouknow,themoreyouforget.Themoreyouforget,thelessyouknow.Sowhybothertolearn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 5、Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 6、Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 7、Godmaderelatives;ThankGodwecanchooseourfriends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 8、Adressislikeabarbedfence.Itprotectsthepremiseswithoutrestrictingtheview. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 9、“Hardworkneverkilledanybody.”Butwhytaketherisk?“ ”努力工作不会导致死亡！“不过我不会用自己去证明。 10、Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
英语幽默句子
幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There…s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 4)Love the neighbor. But don…t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个女人。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. " 现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。 13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " "努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。 15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 17)When two…s company, three…s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 1.国外有个节目采访lord of ring（指环王）里面那个小哈比人时，他讲了个冷笑话： Q: a deer, has no eyes, what's its name？（一只鹿，没有眼睛，应该叫什么？） A: I don?t know ,what is it？（我不知道，该叫什么？）
英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)
英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译) 线话英语|2016-03-14 17:03:05 英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下： Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE". 中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I’m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.
趣味英语句子
You're a lucky dog(狗）！你真是个幸运儿 I can eat a horse Stop that,you little monkey(猴子）！别捣乱了，你这淘气鬼！ It’s raining cats（猫）and dogs（狗）.现在正在下倾盆大雨。 My good friend is a busy bee（蜜蜂）.我的好朋友是个忙碌、活跃的人。 She is a tomato（西红柿）.她是个美女。 He is only a small potato（土豆）.他只不过是个小人物。 They are some pumpkins（南瓜）.他们是些了不起的人物。 Why do you look like a banana（香蕉）?Be confident!为什么你看起来像一个胆小鬼？自信些！ That car is a lemon（柠檬）.那辆小汽车不值钱。 May is the apple（苹果）of her father ‘eyes.梅是她父亲的掌上明珠 No way! 不可能！ I don't care. 我不在乎。 Who knows! 天晓得！ Here we are! 我们到了！ Big mouth! 多嘴驴！ Good luck! 祝你好运！ Tell me when! 随时奉陪！ Wait and see. 等着瞧。 Why so blue？怎么垂头丧气？ Leave me alone. 别理我。 Take your time.慢慢来 Show time!开始啦！ My bad.我的错 Don't talk.别说话 You're the boss(听你的) Way to go! 干得漂亮！ Whatever.随便 You got it.你说对了。
关于英语幽默小故事欣赏
关于英语幽默小故事欣赏 中间战术Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE". 中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“处”。 很高兴认识你Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.
搞笑的英文句子或短语
搞笑的英文句子或短语 本文是关于经典语段的，仅供参考，如果觉得很不错，欢迎点评和分享。 搞笑的英文句子或短语 1、Constant dropping wears the stone. （滴水穿石。） 2、If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well. （如果事情值得做，就值得做好。） 3、One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 4、Misfortunes never come alone/single. （祸不单行。） 5、Actions speak louder than words. （行动比语言更响亮。） 6、Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵！凭啥我就要工作经验 7、From small beginning come great things. （伟大始于渺小。） 8、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 9、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 10、Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. （无热情成就不了伟业。） 11、Better late than never. （迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好。） 12、Lifeless, faultless. （只有死人才不犯错误。） 13、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14、Misfortunes tell us what fortune is. （不经灾祸不知福。） 15、Truth never fears investigation. （事实从来不怕调查。） 16、“Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk 努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明。 17、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
小学英语课外拓展 英文小笑话集锦
●它咬人吗Does He Bite Reggie:We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out. 里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗？ 罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗？ 里基：这正是我想要查明的。 ●两块蛋糕Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two! 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！ ●不算太坏Not too Bad Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?" "No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one." “你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？” “没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，”他回答说，“有人偷走了一幅。” ● A Silly Father 傻爸爸 Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face. Hearing that, Mr. White became very angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said, You beat my son and I dare to beat yours.
英语幽默的语用分析
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英语幽默集锦
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经典英文搞笑句子 导读：本文是关于句子大全的文章，如果觉得很不错，欢迎点评和分享！ 1、姐从来不抄袭，但没说不复制。 Sister never copied, but did not say not copy. 2、种草不让人去躺，不如改种仙人掌！ It's better to plant cactus instead of letting people lie down. 3、哪里跌倒，哪里爬起。老是在那里跌倒，我怀疑那里有个坑！ Where to fall, where to climb. I always fall there. I suspect there's a pit there! 4、我心眼儿有些小，但是不缺；我脾气很好，但不是没有！ I have a small mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not none! 5、瞧你这长相，不用化妆就能去演恐怖片了。 Look at your appearance. You can make horror movies without makeup. 6、你还是让我跪搓板吧，跪电暖气是在受不了啊。 You'd better let me kneel on the rubbing board. The kneeling heating can't stand it. 7、老子不打你，你就不知道我文武双全。
If Lao Zi does not hit you, you will not know that I am both civil and military. 8、天上不会掉馅饼，因为我们不相信。 There will be no pie in the sky, because we don't believe it. 9、人和猪的区别就是：猪一直是猪，而人有时却不是人！ The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, but sometimes people are not human beings. 10、傻与不傻，要看你会不会装傻。 Whether you are silly or not depends on whether you act silly or not. 11、人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！ People are not smart, they are bald! 12、人家减肥减腰减屁股，为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。 Why do you have to start with brain cells when people lose weight, waist and buttocks? 13、再丑的人也能结婚、再美的人也有单身。 The ugliest man can marry and the most beautiful man can be single. 14、别打开礼物的缎带，最初充满期待，最后都腐败。 Don't open the ribbons of gifts. They are full of expectations at first and corrupt at last. 15、路漫漫其修远兮，不如我们去打的。