搞笑英语话剧剧本(修改版)
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
打更的太监
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战乡村陌路
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.
Birds are dancing in the cold.
A man is walking along the street, step by step.
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches.
打更的太监：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I’m 打酱油的！
Y与X相遇．
X：Ohm, I’m sorry to knock you!
Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby.
X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?
Y: ha ha, I won’t change my name! No matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登！！！）. Who are you?
X: I’m ximenchuixue.
Y(惊讶): Ar, ximenchuixue?
X: Yes, what is wrong?
Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?
X: Great, you know me!
Y: By the way,who is her?
W: Hi,i am 西门吹雪wife.
Y: What your name?
W: My name is 李莫愁！
Y: You mean you are the killer who murder people in cold blood!
W:Ha! Ha! Do you think I make false? Well,let you see what is the really killer!!(准备拔剑）
Y(抱腿)：Please, please……Don’t kill me! Let me go!
X&W: No, I must kill you!
W: Do you remember you killed my 小强2years ago ? Now, i will revenge to you!!
Y: I don’t want to be killed. Let me go! Mr 西门吹雪！
X: No way! You know?
Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’t force me!
X: Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X(抢过牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
Y: Please drink it!
X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, ha-ha
Y: Do you still want to kill me?
X: Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X: I’m sure I won’t!
Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don’t beat you this time, I will never have the opportunity to defeat you 3-2-1-0 Down ha ha!
X(捂着肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch!
Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……what feeling about the 拉不停散！！
X(可怜状): Help! Help! Where is the washroom?
Y: What?
X: Toliet?
Y: What?
X: The “WC”?
Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!
X: Thanks, bye-bye.
W：Hei，what a useless man ! How to give my 小强a explaination.......
Y(掏出纸屑吹):This is genuine snow!
H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a everyone 's duty
Y: Who are you?
H: Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?He said he will join our 剽悍门with his wife, But I have not seen him!
Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……
H(惊讶):What? They are the famous killer in the world .you can beat them.So you mean you are the best in the world!
Y: You are right!
H: Teriffic! You are the one I’m looking for! Do you want to join in me?
Y: What? The 剽悍门，the organization with many talents.
H:Yes, If you want follow me ,let us go!!
Y: Ok, Let’s go!
(To be continued…)
六人英语短剧(大学)
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英文短剧剧本
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三人英语小品
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英语情景剧剧本真正的朋友
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搞笑英语话剧剧本
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow. Birdsaredancinginthecold. Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep. Windiscominginsilence. Anothermysteriousmanapproaches. Y与X相遇． X：oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou! Y:,Nevermindbaby. X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearthCouldyoutellmeyourname？ Y:,Iwon’tchangemyname!’mthemostfamous——？ X:Iamximenchuixue. Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchuixuethebestMartialArts？ X:Great,youknowme!Todayisyourdeaddate! Y抱腿：Please,please……Don’tkillme!Letmego! X:No,Imustkillyou! Y:I don’! X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow？ Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’tforceme!
X:Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!？ Y:pleasedrinkit! X喝完牛奶:Thanks, Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme？ X:Sure,must!Milkismilk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!？ X:I’msureIwon’t! Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfI don’tbeatyout histime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1! X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach! Y大笑：HaHa……themilkisexceedthetimelimit （一人路过，x起身跑过去） X可怜状:excuseme!Help,help,Whereisthewashroomplease,tellme. Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad! X:Thanks,byebye. Y:byebye(以胜利者的语气，转头,看见花满楼) Y:Whoareyou？ H:Hua—man—-lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue？ Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”. H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld! Y:Youareright! H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininusIfyoufollowmyking,hewillgive whatyouwant. Y:Yes,It’sverygood. H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemy king!
大学英语剧本(大学生活)
情景剧剧本：College Life 08会计1班第三小组全体成员 人物：Cast George Mancy Ken Tida Annie Character descriptions: (G)George －He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Ti da. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His gir lfriend is Mancy. (K)Ken －He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed. (T)Tida －He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life. (M)Mancy－She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wan ts to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s fe elings. (A)Annie －She is Mancy’s good fr iend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking. Plot: There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accide nt changes their l ives…..
英语短剧剧本
英语短剧剧本 三只小猪修房子 人物：主持人、老狼、三只小猪 地点：野外 主持 人：Long long ago, there lived three little pigs and a wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住着三只小猪和一只狼。) Look! The three little pigs are coming. (瞧，三只小猪来啦！) 小猪一：What are you doing .brothers?(你们在干嘛呢，哥哥们？) 小猪二：I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用叶子做房子呢) 小猪三：I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢) 小猪一：But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，叶子和木 棍一点也不坚固呀。) 小猪二：What are you doing ,little brother?(那你在做什么呢， 小弟弟？) 小猪一：I’m building a house with sticks。（我用砖头做房子呢。）小猪二：Bricks？That’s very difficult!（砖头？那很困难啊！）小猪一：I know, but sticks are very strong and safe! (我知道，但是砖头很结实！) 主持 人：Oh…wolf is coming. Be careful, three little pigs(喔 …狼来了，小心点儿，三只小猪。) 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪二和三一起说：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是树叶和木棍 一点也不结实。） The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了) He eats the pigs（他把2只小猪吃了） 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪一：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：The wolf blows and blows.(狼吹了又吹) But bricks are very strong (但是砖头做的房子非常坚 固。) The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。) 所以人：Thank you!
大学生道德情景剧剧本
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关于运动的英语情景剧剧剧本.
Sports 旁白:今天阳光明媚,A和B约定好了一起看足球赛。 A:太精彩了,可是都要结束了B怎么还不来。。。 B:不好意思,我来晚了,有点事耽误了,比赛进行的怎么样了? A:没事,比赛很激烈呢,双方实力相当,现在都还是0-0。 B:还好,没有错过。快看,好球!唉,还是失球了。 A:好可惜!哎,快看,进球了!!太好了,可是怎么有点不对劲。。 B:进是进了,不过好像是进了对方的球网里。。 A/B互相对视了一眼。 旁白:比赛结束了,最后打成平局。。。 B:天气这么好,趁着激情还在,我们去打羽毛球吧? A:好主意!我最喜欢打羽毛球了,但是我们没有球怕怎么办呢? B:没关系,C刚买了一副新的羽毛球拍,我们可以向她借。 A:太好了,我们走吧。 旁白:就这样,A和B 找到了C.. B:你好吗?我们一起打羽毛球吧,正好用你新买的拍子。 C:真不好意思,我把它借给D了,不过我们可以一起找他,然后一起玩。旁白:就这样,ABC一起去找到了D.D正在打游戏。
C:你好!这是我的朋友A和B,我们来找你拿我的羽毛球拍。我们准备去打球,一起去吧。 D:你好,AB.很高兴见到你们。 A、B:你好,很高兴见到你! D:但是真的很抱歉,那天我和E一起打完羽毛球后就把羽毛球拍放在他那里了,所以。。。 C:你不是在开玩笑吧?那怎么办呢,我们还准备去打球呢。。。 D:真的很抱歉!要不我们一起去找E吧? C:(转身问A和B你们认为呢? A/B:啊?不会吧? 旁白:这时候A和B都有些灰心了。。。 C:那谁还有什么好的提议呢? E:要不我们一起玩电子游戏吧,很有意思的。 A:还是算了吧,我觉得我们应该多做一些运动,这样才能有助于身体健康,而玩游戏没有什么好处。 B:我赞同A 的观点。而且多运动可以减肥,我最近一直都在运动,效果显著吧! C:嗯,我也觉得玩游戏不好,我们再想想其它的吧。对了,大家都说说自己喜欢的运动项目吧。首先我来,我喜欢打羽毛球,我认为它很花费力气而且很考验人的反应能力。 D:我更喜欢打篮球,我觉得男生打篮球很酷,是不是?
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
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英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。 有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。 有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。 最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
大学英语四人情景短剧
角色：四个大学生，名字分别是：A，B，C，D。 （旁白）我们一直在想，所谓的大学究竟应该是怎样，我们一直在迷茫，为什么自己已经回不到高中时期的状态，于是很多人迷失了自己觉得现在的大学配不上自己，于是很多人与曾经的梦想渐行渐远，于是很多人选择了这样的生活。。。。。。 （在四人间的寝室里，灯光昏暗，三台电脑全开，背景音乐是摇滚乐，十分吵杂，配合有不断地鼠标点击的声音，还有打游戏时的喊声。） C：唉，又死了。这垃圾键盘，该死鼠标！垃圾键盘，该死鼠标！ D：哈哈，小撸怡情，大撸伤身，樯橹灰飞烟灭。王跃同志是你不行吧，不要勉强。。。 C：什么竟敢怀疑我的能力，好歹我也是在咱们寝室积极推广LOL文化第一人好不好 B: 哎哎，你两别吵了，我在跟媳妇视屏呢，声音小点好不。 C：哦，原来呀，我说网速咋这么慢。（敲门声响起，寝室里停止讲话） B：（上前开门，诧异状）张松一天不见你了，干啥去了 A：（拿着书本，满脸疲倦，走进寝室）老样子，还是去自习。 D：（转过身来）我就一直不明白，这是大学了，还起早贪黑上什么自习呀。 C：其实吧，我也挺想改变一下自己。有时候我老想像他一样每天做一点事，真的不能这样浑浑噩噩了。现在这般的生活确实很惬意，只是完了之后老是有一种愧疚感。 B：你们这么一说，我更加觉得我们对不起自己了。跟你们说个事吧，其实我一直就有个梦想，只是到了大学渐渐地把它抛在了脑后 A：说说吧 C：嗯，以前我想当一个企业家，创造出属于自己的一个商业帝国，为了这个梦想我曾经付出了很多努力，可是，唉，但是看看现在，自己一直萎靡不振，大家应该也有梦想吧。 B：我进入大学的时候曾满怀壮志，想要学好我的专业知识，成为一流人才，为了自己能更好的活着而努力。 A：其实吧，我的梦想很简单，就是以后可以和一个自己爱并爱着自己的人过着简单的生活，但要做到这点不是很容易，所以我很珍惜所拥有的每一天。 D：我的梦想是做一位美食家，我想吃遍天下美食，然后把它们推向世界，中国美食有着中国上下五千年文化的积蕴，不应该泯灭在历史的长河中，可现在我离梦想越走越远。 A：古人曾说过少年智则国智，少年富则国富，少年强则国强，我们的梦，中国的梦，中国梦，从我们的梦开始；当我们的梦实现之时，中国母亲的梦也就会实现，这时，我们民族可以无晦涩地立在人类面前，我们的祖国母亲也会最美的装饰起来，与世界各位母亲平等的携手了! D：是啊，不仅如此，我们身上还有父母们梦想的影子，我们还有很多的责任。 （旁白）最终，我们明白了，不是现在的大学配不上你，而是现在浑浑噩噩的你配不上你曾经的梦想。其实我们的梦想从未离我们远去，只要让自己静下心来，让自己的梦想与祖国的梦想联系起来，我的梦，中国梦，我们已经在追梦的路 上了。
英语情景剧------台词
Home in Heart ——溧水中等专业学校 Scene I (The woman is cleaning the table after breakfast while the man is ready for work. ) W: Don’t forget to have the parents’ meeting this afternoon. Y our company is near the school. Y ou are to find time to go to the school. M: No time. Y ou should go instead of me. W: Y ou are always busy from morning to night. (throw a bowl onto the floor) When will you care about our child and me? (become very angry) M: Don’t find faults with me. Don’t you know I have been working so hard that I have been exhausted. W: My God, I can’t live with you again. Divorce! (shout) M: Isn’ t that a parents’ meeting ? Who is going is not the same? Really annoying! (Mobile phone is ringing) Manager Zhang! Ok! Ok! Ok! I’ll come at once! Scene II M: Honey! Honey! I am back! Honey! Why don’t you turn on the lights? I have a good piece of news to tell you. Our manager has promised me to raise my salary and offered me a three-day holiday, for I finished a good case. Honey! Oh! Divorce Petition. ( I have taken all my belongings .The house will be yours . The savings will be mine. Our child lives with me. Anyway, you are too busy to take care of him. However, you must offer 800 yuan for his growing each month. Scene III （arrive at parents’ home, and knock at the door） Mum: (open the door, and be surprised) My dear son! Why do you come back alone? Where are your wife and my lovely little grandson? What happened? Son: (smile) Nothing! Nothing! I just miss you! Mum: My dear! Our son has come back. Dad: Dear son! (Give hugs) Y ou are always busy, but why have you got time today? Son: I was really busy some time ago, but now I have free time, so I come back and visit you and my mum. Mum: (anxious) What’s up? Is there anything wrong with your work? Did you quarrel with my daughter-in-law? Son: Mum! I’m fine. Everything goes on well! I finished an good case, and I will get a more perfect position and salary soon. My boss gave me a 3-day holiday to have a good rest. Then, mum, could you let me in? Mum: (Happy) Of course, come in! (and turn to her husband)
搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎
Heart broken Billing： XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y与X相遇． Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you ! X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name? Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you? X: I am XiMenchuixue. Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue? X: Yes, what’s wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu. X: Great, you know me ! Y: But your wife is my first lover. X: What??? Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! X:No, I must kill you ! Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me! X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! X: 拔刀砍向Y (Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去) X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Just drink it! X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha. Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !