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搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can d o many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]
兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.
[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。
兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子
回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What do you want?
农夫：Huh…！I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A：Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]
农夫：Where~ to go? Haha!
配音)。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。农[农夫开了一枪“砰”（
夫又开枪，同上。农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着
跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]
兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me！
树：[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。兔子猛然抬头发现] 农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔
子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！[兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突
然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[倒地]
农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子绑到树上。打呵欠]tired! I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉]（打鼾的声音）
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?
树：[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]A mobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Nokia WC 250! Wow,how fashion![放回原处。又自觉地把自己绑在树上。突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！[又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机][做出打电话的样子] (配音：拨电话) Hello？
兔子B：Hello!It’s Jenny.
兔子A：Hey Jenny！
兔子B：Oh,hey Mary!
兔子A：How are you?
兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents?
兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle?
兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?
兔子A：He’s fine , too! How…
兔子B：Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money
from me…NO WAY!!!
兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I’m under a tree!
兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…like me… OK!I’ll find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开]
[兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树
上]
兔子A：Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上,倒地](虚弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I’m dying![
作喉咙卡住声音，死去]
作风情万[兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also a rabbit！I’m smart! I’m lovely! And I’m (
种)beautiful! （自我陶醉）[转头看自己右手边，却发现兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!MaryI’m so sorry,Mary!I’m too late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树]
朝地上倒，压倒兔子B] 树：Oh!Oh,don’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m ~~brea~ken![
兔子B：What?NO..NO!~~...I…can’t….breath……（作死了的声音)
[农夫一觉醒来。看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]
小学英语剧本：喜羊羊与灰太狼
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大小】Part1: 灰太狼的主题曲，几只小羊跳着欢快的舞蹈入场。
喜羊羊：Oh! My dear friends. It is time to go to school! Let’s go!（校长出
场迎接小羊）
校长：Good morning! My children. Welcome to school!
小羊们：Good morning, Master!
校长：Hurry, It’s time for class.（一起走进教室）
老师：Class begin! 暖洋洋：Stand up, please!老师：Good morning, boys and girls.
全体羊羊：Good morning Miss Yang. 老师：Sit down, please!
I say you do.我说你们做。Sheep,I say you do. Touch your head. （羊们双手摸头)
小羊们，我说你们做，双手摸头。 Ware your arms （羊羊们挥动双手）
挥动你们的双手。 Hand in hand (羊羊们手拉手)
Arm in arm (羊羊们互相拥抱)（老师出示一张图片“蛋糕”）What’s this?
全体羊羊：It’s a cake. 这是蛋糕。
懒羊羊：It’s a very nice cake. I want to eat it.（老师做出做蛋糕的动作）
老师：What am I doing? 暖羊羊：You are making a cake.
全体羊羊：Yes!老师：I’m making a cake. Let’s sing the song“Make a cake”．我正在做蛋糕，现在我们来唱这首歌“做蛋糕”。
（放音乐，羊羊们一起唱歌并跳舞。此时两狼躲在不远处偷看。）
灰太狼：Oh, they like watching performance. We can,,
哦，他们喜欢看表演，我们可以这样．．．
红太狼：Yes 好的。（下课铃响，羊羊们在外面玩。）
Part2（灰太狼和红太郎扮演成演员上场，歌舞表演）
沸羊羊：“Look! There is a show.” 看，那里有表演。
懒羊羊: “It’s free.” 这是免费的。美羊羊: “Let’s have a
look.” 我们去看看。
//全体羊羊：Let’s go! 我们走！灰太狼：Hello! Little sheep. Welcome! You are lovely!
你们好啊！小羊羊们，欢迎你们。你们真的是好可爱啊！
红太郎：Honey, How are you？亲爱的，你们好吗？
全体羊羊（很兴奋）Fine. Thank you! 很好，谢谢！
灰太狼：I’m a handsome boy and she is a lovely girl.我是英俊的男生，她是可
爱的女生哦.
(灰太狼和红太郎摆出很多的姿势)
懒洋洋：How beautiful! 好漂亮啊！沸羊羊：How cool! 好酷哦！
乐羊羊：They are super stars! 他们是明星啊！
灰太狼:（拿出一个苹果）What’s this? 这是什么？全体羊羊：It’s an apple. 这是苹果。
喜羊羊：Wow! It’s a red apple! I like it. 这个苹果是红色的呢！我很喜欢！
（红太郎拿出一条裙子，灰太狼指着问）What’s that? 这是什么？
全体羊羊：It’s a dress. 这是裙子。
美羊羊：Great! How beautiful! I want a dress. May I have it?
哇啊！好漂亮啊！我想要一条裙子，可以送给我吗？
(拿出很多的糖和娃娃)
红太郎灰太狼：There are many sweet and dolls. Do you want them?
这里有很多的糖和娃娃，你们想要吗？
喜羊羊，暖羊羊，懒羊羊，沸羊羊：Yes. I want, please give it to me!
是的，我想要。请给我们吧!
灰太狼红太郎：Come o n, follow me. We w ill give many presents to you. Come o n.!
来吧来吧！跟我们走吧，我们还有更多的礼物送给你们。来吧来吧！
（羊羊们犹豫着，然后经不住诱惑向着灰太狼和红太郎走）
校长：Stop!Stop! my children. Come back. They are bad. Don’t follow them.
停住！停住！孩子们，回来。他们是坏人，不要跟他们走。
胖羊羊：Please! Master. 校长，别这样。
暖羊羊：These things are beautiful!
乐羊羊：I like them very much!
校长：Look carefully! They are not handsome b oy and lovely girl. They are wolves. Don't be deceived. 看仔细了！他们不是英俊的男孩和可爱的女孩！他们是狼。别上当
受骗了！
沸羊羊：Really? They are friendly. 真的吗？可是他们很友好啊、
暖羊羊：Oh! No! They are wolves I see the sharp point's ear.
哦！不！他们真的是狼。我看到他们尖尖的耳朵了。
美羊羊：Yes. I see the long tail.
乐羊羊：Wow. I see the sharp teeth. The teeth is white.
哇！我看到他们锋利的牙齿了，牙齿是白色的。
美羊羊：row, row, row, sharp row. 走，走，走，锋利的牙齿走开。
欢羊羊：run, run, run, please! 跑，跑，跑，快点跑！
喜羊羊：Sheep,come on.They are wolves. 羊羊们，回来回来，他们是狼。
校长：Wolf ,get out. Don’t want to eat us! 狼快走开，走开。别想来吃我们。
懒羊羊：We like studying. Don’t like playing. 我们喜欢学习，不喜欢玩。
全体羊羊：“Get out, Get out!” 走开走开。
（羊羊们一起打狼，把狼打走）
灰太狼红太郎：Wait us! sheep. We will back! 羊羊们，你们等着。我们会回来的！
Part3
校长：Congratulation. Sheep. We are winners!
祝贺你们，羊羊们。我们赢了耶！
喜羊羊：We are great！I’m very happy!
我们真的是太伟大了！我很开心！
沸羊羊：Me too! 我也是！
乐羊羊：Me too! 我也是！
（羊羊们一起唱歌“If you happy”）
In the end
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
小学生英语短剧《Snow+Baby》雪娃娃
英语剧Snow Baby雪娃娃 主要人物： C---Cat D---Deer Fs---Fire (火苗，10人) H---Hen L---Little Rabbit M---Monkey N（2人）---Narrator R---Mother Rabbit S---Snow Baby Ss---Snow Flakes(小雪花，8人) T---Tiger Scene 1 (背景音乐《雪绒花》响起，雪花纷飞。Little Rabbit家的小木屋前，Snow Flakes 在跳舞。Little Rabbit从木屋后上场。) N：Little Rabbit and her mother live in the forest happily. Winter is coming. It’s snowing heavily. Everywhere is ice and snow. It is very cold. Little animals all stay at home. L：Oh! It’s snowing. How beautiful! Mummy, Mummy! It’s snowi ng! R：Yes. It’s so beautiful. Everywhere is white. L：Look at the trees, the houses and the grass. They’re all white. How beautiful! R：Look at your nose. It’s white, too. (打喷嚏)Woo, it’s so cold. My dear, we haven’t got any carrots. Now, I’m going to get some. Stay at home by yourself. L：I want to go out. I want to go with you. R：It’s too cold outside. You can keep warm by the fire at home. Don’t go with Mummy, OK?
英语短剧(三人)搞笑
改编自《两小儿辩日》 (J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger) 独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter. P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it? J:Yeah,I like sunny days. P:Look,what`s this? J:Oh,it`s our luck day.It`s 100 dollar. P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so… P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money. J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us. P:I agree. J:Hello,could you please do us a favour? S:Ofcourse.What`t up? J:Here is the thing,…… S:Isee.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?
英语短剧剧本
英语短剧剧本 三只小猪修房子 人物：主持人、老狼、三只小猪 地点：野外 主持 人：Long long ago, there lived three little pigs and a wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住着三只小猪和一只狼。) Look! The three little pigs are coming. (瞧，三只小猪来啦！) 小猪一：What are you doing .brothers?(你们在干嘛呢，哥哥们？) 小猪二：I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用叶子做房子呢) 小猪三：I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢) 小猪一：But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，叶子和木 棍一点也不坚固呀。) 小猪二：What are you doing ,little brother?(那你在做什么呢， 小弟弟？) 小猪一：I’m building a house with sticks。（我用砖头做房子呢。）小猪二：Bricks？That’s very difficult!（砖头？那很困难啊！）小猪一：I know, but sticks are very strong and safe! (我知道，但是砖头很结实！) 主持 人：Oh…wolf is coming. Be careful, three little pigs(喔 …狼来了，小心点儿，三只小猪。) 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪二和三一起说：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是树叶和木棍 一点也不结实。） The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了) He eats the pigs（他把2只小猪吃了） 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪一：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：The wolf blows and blows.(狼吹了又吹) But bricks are very strong (但是砖头做的房子非常坚 固。) The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。) 所以人：Thank you!
8人英语小品剧本
8人英语小品剧本 A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----) Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----) H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.) D: Good evening, everyone. Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li. D: Hello, let me examine you. W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.) D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some medicine on you. W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high fever. He seems fainted. D: ( Ta kes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left. W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy so me medicine. D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest. W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me. ( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.) X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know. W1: But there’s no medicine left. X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine. D: Have you got any money? X: No. D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine. X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands. D: But how can you get the medicine without money? X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye. D and Ws: Be careful! Scene2 ( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.
小狮子找食物小学英语话剧剧本
小狮子找食物（I Am Hungry） 角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。 道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个。 Act 1 雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar! I am the lion, the king of the forest.No one is stronger than me. Roar, roar! 小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry. 雄狮：You are big now. Be brave! Go and find your own food. 小狮：But, I don’t know how. 雄狮：Do it like me. Roar, roar! （怒吼） 小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar! 雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露出尖利的牙齿）Go and do it now. 小狮：Yes, daddy. Act 2 小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”） Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater. He says there is nothing sweeter, Than a carrot everyday, Munch and crunch and run away. 小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.Roar, roar!（小声地） 小白兔：Do you want some carrots? 小狮：Yes, please. （小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜） 小狮：Thank you. 小白兔：Carrots are the best food. 小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it.Anyway, thank you, rabbit. （还红萝卜给小白兔） 小白兔：You are welcome. （边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”离开） Act 3 三只小熊：（各拿着一碗粥，并唱着”Pease Porridge Hot”） Pease porridge hot, Pease porridge cold, Pease porridge in the pot, Nine days old. Some like it hot, Some like it cold, Some like it in the pot, Nine days old.
小学英语短剧剧本-喜羊羊与灰太狼
小学英语短剧剧本 Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf 第一场: （播放背景乐：喜羊羊和灰太狼） （小天使和五位演员上台亮相，小天使介绍角色，介绍到谁谁就做动作展示一下自己。） Angle : On the beautiful green meadow,lives Pleasant Goat （招牌动作）,Fat Goat （睡 觉状）, Beauty Goat（I ampretty, right? ）, Grey Wolf（阴笑）, Redwolf （嘻笑）. （五个角色迅速下场，拿上棍子对峙状，上场） Angle: The wolves use their brains every day, and try to catch these goats. So a long battle between the goats and the wolves begins. （大家定格亮相，从 两边下场。）第二场: （红太狼从狼堡出来，在水果树下照镜子，抹口红，臭美样子。灰太狼在狼堡口抬箱子。） Grey Wolf : Honey, can you carry the box for me? （红太狼不情愿） Red Wolf: What do you want to do? Grey Wolf: I want to put the box under the tree. Then I can pick some fruit for our lunch. Red Wolf: Oh, I can't eat the goats! I can only eat the fruit. Grey Wolf : Ready? One, two ... （灰太狼和红太狼抬着箱子走几步后，红太狼猛得把箱子一扔，砸到了灰太狼的手指） Grey Wolf : Oh, my fingers! Red Wolf: Why don't you catch the goats? You're busy all days. But I can't eat a bite of the goat. Now, go, get me a goat. I'm starving now.
8分钟英语小品剧本
Keep Away From The Net Bar 场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。 2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。 3.老师带领学生回网吧要书包 4.教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。对Tom 的进步作出表扬并倡导大家 远离网吧。 剧中人物：Tom，boss，Ms.Wu，student A\ B \C… 道具：几张桌椅，几台“电脑”，一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷Reporter： Scene1:This is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of playing computer games.Now,it’s 12 o’clock.There’s still a lot of people sitting in front of the computers.Look,Tom is one of them.He is playing computer games carefully. Tom：（手指在键盘上跳跃，两眼注视着屏幕。兴奋地说）Oh,yeah! I win! I'm the winner! Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop. Tom：（边咳嗽，边揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状，顾不上回答。）Wait a moment,boss,wait a moment. Let me play for a while. I'll win this game. Boss：Oh no. Unless you pay me more money. Tom：OK. OK. Please wait a minute,I'll pay you the money. （继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。） Tom：（特别兴奋的样子，跳起对着老板兴奋地说）Oh,yeah. I've passed this game! I made it. Boss：Congratulations!You beat the computer. But don't forget to pay me my money. Tom：（边拿起书包背上，边走，边问老板。）How much is it? Boss：Not too much, just twenty yuan! Tom：（作惊讶状）What? Twenty yuan! I don't have so much money. Boss：What? You have no money? Why do you play games so long here? （气愤、拍桌子） Tom：（茫然）Have I stayed here for a long time? What time is it? Boss：Of course. It's half past two now. You know? Tom：（不知所措的样子）Ah, I'll be late for school. I must go to school now. Please let me go. Could I pay you next time? Boss：Next time? No way. This is the third time! Don't say too much, take out your money quickly.（伸手要钱，抓住Tom的衣领。） Tom：Sorry,I really haven't any money now. Look.（作无奈、可怜状，掏出口袋证
4人英语短剧剧本
4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游] Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望）,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
英语搞笑小品剧本
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景 Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
6人英语小品短话剧剧本
6人英语小品短话剧剧本 A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。 B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B） B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 D：是啊是啊（D点头附和） A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆） B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~ D：是啊是啊 与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。 E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。 A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。 F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。 B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。 F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？ A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？ E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。 D：谁让这是一个童话呢…… 为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。 A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eith er. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? D:yes,yes. A:but....sir....please listen to me..... B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupi d. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. D:yes,yes!! E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird t hing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now, I will intenview the two nozzy man.
儿童英语剧本小学生剧英语情景剧剧本(真正的朋友)
Real Friends (角色：Hare，Monkey,Tree,Bear) Tree(出场，站在场地中间)：I’m Tree.I like sun and moon.I have a lot of brothers and sisters.We are the forest. Hare(跳着出场，做兔子状)：I’m Hare.I like carrots.(从口袋中拿出胡萝卜，然后放回去)I have a good friend.He is monkey.(喊叫)Monkey! Monkey! Monkey(跑出来，做猴子状)：I’m here.I’m monkey.I like bananas.（从口袋中拿出香蕉，然后放回去）Hare is my good friend.Hello,Hare. Hare:Hello,Monkey.Nice to meet you.How are you? Monkey:I’m fine.Thank you.How are you? Hare:I’m fine,too.Thank you. Here you are.(拿出胡萝卜给猴子). Monkey:Thank you.(接过胡萝卜，拿出香蕉给兔子)Here you are. Hare:Thank you.(接过香蕉，做吃香蕉状)En. Banana is nice. Monkey(做吃胡萝卜状)En. Carrot is nice,too. Hare:Monkey,let’s dance and sing.(兔子和猴子挽起胳膊跳圆圈舞，唱英语歌ABC或者其他的歌) Tree:Look out! Look out!There comes a bear! Bear(笨拙的走过来):I’m bear. I’m eight years old.I like honey.Now I’m hungery.I have to look for something to eat. Hare and Monkey(非常焦急，急得原地打转转)：How can I do? How can I do? Monkey(突然一拍脑袋)：I can climb the tree.(用手指树。然后向书跑来，趴在树的背上)
剧本-英语短剧
灰姑娘的百万英镑 Betty-灰姑娘Sally-富翁姐Tom-富翁弟Penny-衣店老板Jimmy-衣店小二Jason-白马王子Jessica-后妈Susan-后姐William-后哥Bobby-歌星James-主持人Robin-酒店服务员Julia-服务员Angel-服务员Vicky-有钱人 第一幕（Betty在认真扫地，Susan比划衣服，William高兴地吃东西） Susan：Bobby will hold a concert the day after tomorrow, I’m so excited. William: Oh,he is a real superstar,I want to go there. Betty: I want to go too. Susan:You?Look at yourself,so dirty and so ugly. Jessica:Clean the room and cook for us,you have many things to do.so if you want to go,finish your work. 第二幕（Tom and Sally正在享受按摩） Sally: life is so boring. Tom:I agree with you,Life is so boring. Sally:Let’s have a bet. Tom:Bet on? Sally:Ok, we will give a poor person a million pound and I think everyone will like him because of his money,he will live a happy life. Tom: Sally,I don’t think so.Money is not everything, we can live a happy lives without money,we have love. Sally: Sure,Let’s go and find the person,Er..who will be the luck dog. 第三幕（Betty做完工作，正试着衣服） William：Susan, look at Betty,her dress is so beautiful. Susan:Mom,mom.I like her dress(抢衣服) Betty：No，that’s my dress .It’s my father bought for me. Jessica: It’s doesn’t matter,Susan .(转脸对Betty)，you are our servant.Get out! and clean the garden,pick up all the leaves. 第四幕（Betty委屈的拣树叶，看着William等离开，Tom和Sally在花园外看到Betty）Sally：oh，Young lady. would you please come here a moment? Betty: Who? me? Tom: Yes, you. Betty: What can I do for you? Tom: I wonder, young lady. if you’d mind us asking a few questions? Betty: Certainly. Sally: What’s your name? why don’t you join the concert? Betty: My name is Betty. I can’t go, because I must do housework at home, and I have no money to buy the ticket. Sally: Tom, give her the letter. Betty: For me? Tom: For you. Oh no, you mustn’t open it now. you may open it 30 minutes later. Betty: Why? Sally: There’s money in it. Betty: Thank you! But I can’t receive it.
小学英语五年级情景剧《骄傲的孔雀(Aproudpeacock)》中英对照剧本脚本
小学英语情景剧_骄傲的孔雀(A proud peacock) 英语情景剧 小松鼠：（软翻上） 小猴：（围着小松鼠）Great! Great! Let me have a try. 棒极了！棒极了！让我也来一个。 狐狸：（追上）Hi! You two, don’t play any more. The forest concert is going to begin.b5E2
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小学5人小品剧本_ 考试之后幽默搞笑获奖小品相声剧本台词
小学5人小品剧本: 考试之后 地点：七年级（一）班教室 时间：期中考试之后，上午一节语文课 人物：老师（语文老师兼班主任）学生人：杜子滕，史劲超，夏马威，吴所畏。 （课间，吴与史正在玩球，杜与夏在扳手腕） 老师：（站在教室外）还记得去年那群顽皮的学生吗？我就是他们班主任兼语文老师。对了，他们今年已经七年级了，可一点儿都不让我省心。前几天刚被他们气得腰酸、背痛、腿抽筋低压高压这不，这次期中考试结果已经出来了，我的血压又上升了！就拿我的语文这一学科来说吧居然有人考了个个位数全班最高分才分扬扬手中的试卷，铃响起得我得上课去了 吴向外张望嗨同学们，暴风雨就要来临了！ 生人老师好 师同学们好背过头去好什么好呀！血压又上来了！同学们，这次期中考试你们考得不怎么好，呆会儿分析试卷时你们要认真听！ 师：（发试卷）杜子滕，分；史劲超，分；夏马威，分；吴所畏分。师：大家先检查一下分数有没有加错。 杜：老师，我的不是分！
师：那是多少分？ 杜：（尴尬状）是是分！您刚才给拿倒了！ 史：老师，我不是分！ 师：那又是多少呢？ 史：是分 （夏、吴、杜窃笑） 师：（不屑一顾地）有什么区别吗嘛！ 史：区别大着呢！我妈说以前一块钱能买斤豆腐，可现在斤豆腐要得一块五！师：（拿过试卷加上分）给你加上！（嘴里嘟噜）史劲超啊史劲超，你使劲地抄也只抄了分！（把试卷递给史）给你的斤豆腐！ 师：下面大家用两分钟的时间好好总结一下，什么原因大家都考得这么差！ （师转一圈，生叽叽喳喳地议论） 师：都总结出来了吗？ 史：总结出来了！是因为监考得太严了！ 夏：我觉得是因为选择题太少了！ 师：你说明白一点。 夏：我的英语本来也不咋的，可是因为选择题多，这次我还考了分。 吴、杜、史：你怎么考的？ 夏：（得意洋洋地）我呀，在草稿纸上写下再用圆规往上扎，