搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
守株待兔_英语话剧
守株待兔（英语短剧）剧本导演：Action！[跑下台][农夫冷酷地上。
]农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in yi li shi yuan university [掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch! This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出叉子]Do U know what’s this？fork 叉子？No no no~~It’s my modern——HOE（锄头）~！！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’m a tree ! I can do many things! I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance ![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall ! And I’m Strong ! If you hit me,you will die！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台]兔子A（以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U ! I love yi li ! Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演上]导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?[兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m j ust walking around here. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步][农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉叉子] I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走,农夫跟在兔子后面。
英语短剧剧本_守株待兔
守株待兔（开始。
树)上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。
导演走到台前]导演：Action![跑下台][农夫冷酷地上。
]农夫：I’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A modern farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]!So I’m rich now![开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile ——Motorola WC 250!This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is…[不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~!![看下表]It’s time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西!!!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉!Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
英语短剧《新守株待兔》
英语短剧《新守株待兔》人物设定：农民Farmer 大树Tree 兔子1 R1 兔子2 R2 F：I’m a farmer，a cool farmer.When I was young，I studied in Baihe Primary school. So，I’m rich now. Look，this is my modern mobile，Iphone 6. This is my watch. This is my MP3. These are my shoes，ADIDAS. This is…Oh…sorry. Look，what’s this？Do you know？Yangyangnao，no no no，wrong！It’s my mordern hoe. Oh，it’s time to do some farming.T：I’m a tree. I can do many things. I can sing“When I see you again，When I see you again？” I like kungfu. Oh！There comes a rabbit！R 1：OK! I’m a rabbit. Now，I’m just walking around here.F：Oh，lunch！I will catch it. Wahh….What time right now, Bird…R 1: Ah. What do you want?F: Ha, I will kill you for lunch.R 1: Wa….F: Where to go ? Haha…R 1: You can’t hurt me.T: But you hurt me.R 1: Ah hahaha….F: My lunch, I cought you ! Oh, I’m tired. I’ll eat you after sleeping.R 1: Where am I? What happened?T: He was caught you and wants to eat you!R1: What? I must leave here. But how can I escape, A mobile, it’s iphone6.Wow! How fashion! Er, a mobile , maybe I can call someone to help me.R 2: Hello! It’s Jenny.R 1: Hey, Jenny.R 2: Hey, Marry.R 1: How are you?R 2: I’m fine. Thank you！And you?R 1: I’m fine, too. How are your parents?R2: They’re fine, thank you. And you?R 1: They’re fine, too. How are your uncle ?R2: He’s fine, thank you! And you?R 1：He’s fine，too. How…? Er… Wait!R2: But why do you call me？If you want borrow some money from me，No Way！R 1：No，no，no. I’m in danger now. Come and help me.R 2：But where are you？R 1：I’m under a tree.R 2：What can you see around you？R1：I see a rabbit that looks really like you.R2: A rabbit like me ! OK! I’ll find you! Just a second. Wait for me. I will help you!R1: Haha, my friend will come and save me. Yeah, Oh! Hurt.Call 110 or 119.112 Oh, forget it . I’m dying.R2: I’m also a rabbit. I’m smart. I’m lovely. And I’m beautiful!Oh, Marry, I’m sorry , Marry. I’m too late. Marry.T: Don’t hit me. Don’t hit me! I’m broken.R2: What? No, I can’t breath.F: En, Two rabbits. I remember I have caught just one.Oh, thanks god!! How lucky I am!Thank you!!!!!。
守株待兔(初稿修改)
守株待兔（英语短剧）剧本演员：导演（允许老师客串），农夫，一棵树，兔子A，兔子B，李咏（幸运52主持人）道具：墨镜，痒痒挠，《牛仔很忙》，手机，枪，绳子（绑兔子），[开始。
树上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。
导演走到台前导演：Action！[跑下台][农夫冷酷地上。
]农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步] A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷] When I was yong, I studied in Yuying Foreign Language School [掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏] Look！This is my modern mobile——I phone 4S！This is my Swatch! This my MP3! This is my shoes——ADI~DAS! This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果] Oh,sorry. And look at this ![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming! Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming! Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]树：I’m a tree! I can do many things! I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m strong! If you hit me, you will die！Oh? There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
守株待兔_英语话剧
守株待兔（英语短剧）剧本导演：Action！[跑下台][农夫冷酷地上。
]农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in yi li shi yuan university [掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch! This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出叉子]Do U know what’s this？fork 叉子？No no no~~It’s my modern——HOE（锄头）~！！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’m a tree ! I can do many things! I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance ![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall ! And I’m Strong ! If you hit me,you will die！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台]兔子A（以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U ! I love yi li ! Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演上]导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?[兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m j ust walking around here. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步][农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉叉子] I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走,农夫跟在兔子后面。
英语剧本-《守株待兔》+《三只小猪》+《小红帽》
英语短剧剧本-守株待兔（开始。
树)上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。
导演走到台前]导演：Action![跑下台][农夫冷酷地上。
]农夫：I’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A modern farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]!So I’m rich now![开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250!This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~!![看下表]It’s time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西!!!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉!Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
守株待兔英语短剧剧本
守株待兔（英语短剧）剧本[开始。
树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。
[农夫冷酷地上。
]农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]树：I’m a tre e!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
《守株待兔》剧本new
《守株待兔》皮影戏剧本场景：山野田垄，树桩演员：哥哥、弟弟、兔子、禾苗、乌鸦道具：萝卜、锄头、可乐、心情指数五颗星、树叶、晕眩星星、兔子骷髅头、南瓜、大米袋旁白：（开场音乐：）那是春天里一个风和日丽的早晨，微风轻拂，树枝摇曳，有两位农夫扛着锄头，兴高采烈地去田里干活。
（哥哥出场，弟弟出场）（弟弟扛锄头，在田边停下，然后锄地，哥哥站立准备说话）哥哥：我是哥哥，我不爱劳动，就等着天上掉大馅饼，可怜我这命苦的农夫。
啊-——（伸懒腰），天气可真好，如果再来杯可乐，心情指数五颗星。
（音乐：叮叮声，心情指数五颗星出现）（歪站）弟弟：哥——（停止锄地，拿起可乐边喊边走过来），哎呀，哥，大好天气，你不帮忙，还坐着干嘛！不要相信世界上有不劳而获的东西，诚实勤劳耕田，秋天一转眼就来啦！想想香喷喷的大米，我浑身都起劲！哥哥：去去去，（赶弟弟，弟弟走到田地，继续锄地，然后下台）哎呀呀，我的命真是苦啊，天天锄禾日当午，可怜我这汗滴禾下了土，有谁知道这盘中餐呐，它可是粒粒皆辛苦，皆辛苦啊！唉，我还是小睡一会，咦，那儿有个树桩，我还是先歇会吧，歇会吧（冲弟弟喊）！（音乐：四小天鹅湖，兔子跳舞出场，装可爱）兔子：抱歉，萌到各位了！昨晚那个Party真是尽兴，哎呀，似乎鸡尾酒喝多了，今天又点头晕眼花，来根萝卜醒醒酒，美味又健康（萝卜出现）！想起我昨夜那个销魂的舞伴，那长得真像杨幂~~小蜜糖，honey~~~（音乐：四小天鹅湖，兔子跳舞）旁白：兔子陶醉地又跳起舞来了，老子曰：福兮祸之所伏~~~乐极必生悲，你瞧！（兔子撞到树桩，音乐：boom、头晕怪声）兔子：妈呀，这满天星星怎么回事？呵呵，看到我的小蜜糖了，honey，honey~（音乐：waitting for you，兔子深情伸手）（音乐停）等等，我貌似好像似乎仿佛可能撞树了，妈呀，（音乐：命运，兔子踉跄）我，我，我不行了！（倒下，音乐：头晕怪声，兔子骷髅出现）哥哥：哎呀喂，好大一只兔子啊！你瞧这体格，（拎起兔子，拍拍）肯定是练过肌肉的啊！这世界可真奇妙啊！（音乐：世界真奇妙！哥哥跳舞）哈哈哈，我纠结了，这回去要清蒸还是红烧捏！弟弟，快来啊！咱有新奥尔良烤兔大餐了，甭干活了啊！天上真的掉馅饼啦！（弟弟上场）弟弟：哥，哎呀，这傻兔子怎来的，是不是得了H1N1被隔离的，我可不吃！你小心得兔流感。
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搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈
西]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台]
兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.
[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。
两个人走啊走。
兔子突然回头。
农夫假装看手表。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装打手机。
两人继续走，兔子回头。
这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。
]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What do you want?
农夫：Huh…！I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A：Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]
农夫：Where~ to go? Haha!
[农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。
兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。
树做出受伤中弹状。
农夫又开枪，同上。
农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。
兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。
树继续痛苦中弹状。
]
兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me！
树：[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。
农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。
兔子猛然抬头发现] 农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。
兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！[兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。
突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[倒地]
农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you [把兔子绑到树上。
打呵欠]tired! I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉]（打鼾的声音）
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?
树：[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]A mobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Nokia WC 250! Wow,how fashion![放回原处。
又自觉地把自己绑在树上。
突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！[又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机][做出打电话的样子] (配音：拨电话) Hello？
兔子B：Hello!It’s Jenny.
兔子A：Hey Jenny！
兔子B：Oh,hey Mary!
兔子A：How are you?
兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents?
兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle?
兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?
兔子A：He’s fine , too! How…
兔子B：Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY
兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I’m under a tree!
兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…like me… OK!I’ll find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开]
[兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上]
兔子A：Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上,倒地](虚弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I’m dying![作喉咙卡住声音，死去]
[兔子B上。
]兔子B：I’m also a rabbit！I’m smart! I’m lovely! And I’m (作风情万
种)beautiful! （自我陶醉）[转头看自己右手边，却发现兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!MaryI’m so sorry,Mary!I’m too late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树]
树：Oh!Oh,don’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m ~~brea~ken![朝地上倒，压倒兔子B]
兔子B：What?NO..NO!~~...I…can’t….breath……(作死了的声音)
[农夫一觉醒来。
看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]。