英语短剧(三人)搞笑
英语三人情景剧5分钟
英语三人情景剧5分钟Title: A Day at the BeachCharacters:1. John - a young man excited to spend a day at the beach2. Emily - John's sister who is initially hesitant about going to the beach3. Sarah - John's friend who loves the beach(Scene: The three characters are at a table having breakfast.) John: (excitedly) Good morning, Emily and Sarah! The weather is perfect today. Let's go to the beach!Emily: (hesitant) I don't know, John. I'm not really a fan of the beach.Sarah: (enthusiastically) Come on, Emily! We'll have so much fun. The beach is great for relaxation and fun activities.(Scene: The three characters arrive at the beach and set up their beach towels.)John: Look at this view! The crystal-clear blue water and the golden sand. Isn't it beautiful?Sarah: Definitely! One of my favorite things about the beach is just soaking up the sun and enjoying the serenity.Emily: (still unsure) But what can we do here besides sunbathing?John: Oh, there are plenty of activities! How about trying out water sports like surfing or paddleboarding?(Scene: John and Sarah are preparing to surf while Emily watches.) Sarah: (excitedly) I can't wait to catch some waves! Surfing is such a thrilling experience. You should give it a try, Emily.Emily: (nervously) I'm not sure. I'm not a very strong swimmer. John: Don't worry, Emily. We'll stay with you and make sureyou're safe. Plus, there are always lifeguards around.(Scene: Emily finally agrees to try paddleboarding.)Emily: Okay, fine. I'll give paddleboarding a shot. But you guys better not let me fall in the water!John: Deal! Paddleboarding is great for beginners. You can enjoy the calmness of the water and the beautiful scenery while standing on the board.(Scene: Emily successfully paddleboards while John and Sarah continue to surf.)Emily: (laughing) I can't believe I'm actually enjoying this! The water is so much fun. Thanks for convincing me, guys.Sarah: See, I told you the beach would be amazing! And there areso many other things you can do here too, like building sandcastles or playing beach volleyball.(Scene: The three characters engage in a friendly beach volleyball game.)John: (cheering) This is so much fun! The beach has something for everyone. You can choose to relax, have fun in the water, or even be competitive with games like beach volleyball.(Scene: The sun begins to set, and the characters gather to watch.)Emily: (contently) I'm really glad I decided to give the beach a chance. Watching the sunset here is so peaceful.Sarah: It's moments like these that make the beach such a special place. The beauty of nature and the calmness of the water can really help you unwind and find inner peace.John: I'm so happy you enjoyed it, Emily. The beach truly is a magical place. I'm already looking forward to our next beach day!(Scene: The characters pack up their belongings and head back home.)Emily: (smiling) You're right, John. Spending a day at the beach was an unforgettable experience. I can't wait to come back and create more amazing memories.Sarah: (excitedly) Count me in! The beach never disappoints. It'salways a great way to relax and have fun.John: (gratefully) Thank you both for joining me today. The beach wouldn't have been the same without you. Let's make it a tradition to come here together often.(Scene fades out as the characters walk away, excitedly planning their next beach outing.)Note: The above script is a 500-word reference for a 5-minute English skit depicting a day at the beach. Feel free to make any modifications or additions as necessary while incorporating it into your own skit.。
3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本
三一文库（）〔3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本〕*篇一：三人英语小短剧三人小短剧主角：两女一男，男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来，两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。
永：morning，candy.虫：morning,Cassie。
永：whatswrongwithyou.youlookssopale.虫：iwerewatchingtvallthenight.永：whatdidyouwatch?虫：HaveyouheardoftheprevalentTime-travelTVseries"BuBuJ ingXin"?永：ohIloveitsomuch.theactressarebeautiful,theirdressin gisgreat.虫：metoo.ifyouhaveachance,whichdynastydoyouwanttotransportedto?永：ofcourse.songdynasty.I"dliketoprotectourcountry.and letcitizenhaveaeasyliving.虫：whatagreatideal!永：butitissoridiculous.wewonthavechancetotransported.虫：idon‘tagreewithyou.everythingispossible.男的破门而入男：whathappened?whereiam?wheremysweetheartxiaoqian?xia oqian?xiaoqian?Whereareyou?绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人whoareyou?Whereiam?allofyoulooksostrange!Whathappen ed?Tellme,whocantellme?永：lookatthatguy！helookssoamusing!虫：Whathappenedtohe?永：yousee.hishairissolong.styleisstrang,thedressinglik esacientpeople.虫：wow,ishetransported永：no,itsimpossible.虫：look!heisgettingclosetous.男：youngladies.imsogladtomeetyouhere.Youarefamiliartom e!ohgod!"xiaoqian"whyareyouhere?imlookingforyouallt hetime.原本慢慢走近，最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。
英语三人短剧--搞笑
顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本
3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本篇一：三人英语小短剧三人小短剧主角：两女一男，男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来，两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。
永：morning，candy.虫：morning,Cassie。
永：what’s wrong with you .you looks so pale.虫：i were watching tv all the night.永：what did you watch ?虫：Have you heard of the prevalent Time-travel TV series “Bu Bu Jing Xin” ?永：ohI love it so much. the actress are beautiful, their dressing is great. 虫：me you have a chance ,which dynasty do you want to transported to ? 永：of course .song “d like to protect our country .and let citizen have a easy living.虫：what a great ideal!永：but it is so won’t have chance to transported.虫：i don‘t agree with you .everything is possible.男的破门而入男：what happened ?where i am ?where my sweetheart xiaoqian? xiaoqian? xiaoqian? Where are you ?绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人who are you ? Where i am ? all of you look so strange! What happened? Tell me ,who can tell me ?永：look at that guy！ he looks so amusing!虫：What happened to he?永：you see .his hair is so long .style is strang,the dressing likes acient people.虫：wow ,is he transported永：no ,it’s impossible.虫：look! he is getting close to us.男：young ‘m so glad to meet you here. You are familiar to me! oh god ! “xiaoqian” why are you here ? i’m looking for you all the time .原本慢慢走近，最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。
英语短剧三人搞笑
改编自两小儿辩日J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger独白：The story happened in a sunny friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.P:Nice to see you,`s a good day ,isn`t itJ:Yeah,I like sunny days.P:Look,what`s thisJ:Oh,it`s our luck day. It`s 100 dollar.P:Yes, it what should we do to the money Give it to uncle police J:I don`t think suggest one of us can have it is in my hand,so…P:No ,I don`t think think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money.J:Look at that don`t we ask him to judge it for us.P:I agree.J:Hello,could you please do us a favourS:Of `t upJ:Here is the thing,……S:I `s really a hard me …OK,I get an I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the do you thinkP:Why not.J:Let do it.S:Now you must listen to me at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it And it`s very far from my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon You first.P:It`s we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become ,the answer is at noonJ:That is the most stupid answer I have ever we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.争吵S：.As a matter of fact,each of your answer is think the range is the same.P:Are you crazyLet me tell you something到一边,拿出50美元 If you make me win,it`s yours.S:think for a while.It`s a deal.回到原地 I am sorry,I made a mistake just `ll correct my is answer is at noon.J:What We need to talk.拉路人到一边I did not catch your mean you say it againS:The sun is farther away from us at you are wrong.J:打过路人Did you change your mindS:No…Oh are ,he was wrong.一起回去P：What`s wrong with your faceJ:清嗓子S:I just fall over by accident,never let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over I believe Jack is were wrong. J:Jack从petter手中抢过钱Then it`s mine.kiss it It`s nice to meet you ,.P:WhatDon`t go.jack下 What`s wrong with youS:I `m sorry,I just…..J:Give me my money,now.路人拿出钱,jack一把抢过来,生气地走了S：jack走后,路人掏掏口袋发现Where is my own 100 me my money.追jack完。
英语短剧(三人)搞笑
改编自《两小儿辩日》(J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger)独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it?J:Yeah,I like sunny days.P:Look,what`s this?J:Oh,it`s our luck day. It`s 100 dollar.P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so…P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money.J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us.P:I agree.J:Hello,could you please do us a favour?S:Of course.What`t up?J:Here is the thing,……S:I see.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?P:Why not.J:Let do it.S:Now you must listen to me carefully.Look at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it?And it`s very far from us.So my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You first.P:It`s easy.As we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become smaller.So,the answer is at noonJ:That is the most stupid answer I have ever heard.As we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very hot.That is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.争吵S：OK.Stop.Stop.As a matter of fact,each of your answer is incorrect.I think the range is the same.P:Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?(到一边，拿出50美元) If you make me win,it`s yours.S:(think for a while).It`s a deal.(回到原地) I am sorry,I made a mistake just now.I`ll correct my answer.Petter is right.The answer is at noon.J:What?We need to talk.(拉路人到一边)I did not catch your mean clearly.Could you say it again?S:The sun is farther away from us at noon.So you are wrong.J:(打过路人)Did you change your mind?S:No…Oh yes.You are right.Obviously,he was wrong.(一起回去)P：What`s wrong with your face?J:清嗓子S:I just fall over by accident,never mind.And let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over again.Finally I believe Jack is right.You were wrong.J:(Jack从petter手中抢过钱)Then it`s mine.(kiss it) It`s nice to meet you ,petter.Goodbye.P:What?Don`t go.(jack下) What`s wrong with you?S:I `m sorry,I just…..J:Give me my money,now.(路人拿出钱，jack一把抢过来，生气地走了)S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋发现）Where is my own 100 dollar.Give me my money.(追jack)完注：资料可能无法思考和涵盖全面，最好仔细浏览后下载使用，感谢您的关注！。
三人英语剧本-I_have_a_dream（5篇）
三人英语剧本-I_have_a_dream（5篇）第一篇：三人英语剧本-I_have_a_dreamI have a dream.英语三人剧本：关于当代中国家庭教育。
剧情简单，4~6分钟.Hello everyone today we will tell a story about a Chinese family with a 9-year-old child.Role: a son, a dad, a mom Time: a Saturday morning.Mom: Get up now, Get up out of bed.It’s already 7:30, now.Son: mom, it is Saturday.Let me stay for a while.Mom: No, you have piano class, English class, drawing class......Get up now After the classes Mom: Honey, welcome back!You have finished your homework, hadn’t you? Son: In fact, eh, no…… Mom: So? Son: OK.A While ~ Son: Mom, I’ve done.I want to play for a while.Mom: Really? Is that carefully enough? Check it thought!Son: Mom, I check all of my homework, could I take a play? Mom: No, just wait.You have play piano for 2 hours? Son：Eh, no, but I have played nocturne 3 times.Mon: no way!You want to be a loser like your father is? Son: After this, could I...? Mon: No, your painting practice!Son: ?Mom: okay, only 10 minutes After ten minutes Son: Dad, could you tell me a story.Dad: honey, didn't you see? I am so busy.Here you are, go and buy what you want.Son: I want to watch cartoon, dad.Dad: wait;wait, after the NBA program, OK? The child is so disappointed Then, having dinerSon: Mom, Dad, I want to go Amusement Park with my friends tomorrow?Mom & Dad: No, you can’t ~Dad：baby，when I’m free，I’ll take you to Amusement Park.Okay? DAD: honey, you have so many homework to do, don’t you? Just stay home, st udy hard, baby, I promise I will make your dream come true as if you rank first in your class.Sonnodding.Dad: so, what’s your dream?Son: I have a dream that one day there’s no homework.I have a dream that one day I needn't taking extra course.I have a dream that one day I can oversleeping.I have a dream that one day I can go to Amusement Park freely.……第二篇：英语三人话剧剧本Section1:Now, ladies and gentlemen, we are in Africa.And just imagine that you are an animal like a lion , giraffe, a rabbit or something.We three are penguins from New York city and we came here to travel three years age.And now we are leaving.Melmen, and Marty and Gloria.Marty: We are gonna miss you little friends.You guys had been a great crowd.Glad we can introduce you to the toilet.If you ever come to look at Central Manhattan, feel free to call first.Seriously no, call.OK?Gloria: Oh, baby, I’m gonna miss you so much.You all will miss me too, right? No, I don’t want to leave ,I’m gonna cry.Melmen: Everybody in quickly.Get in the plane.Get in.Get in quick.We must leave here.It’s so horrible, I don’t want to stay here any minute!Get in quick, or I’ll leave you here!Marty and Gloria shouting: No!Oh, wait!Section 2: We are in the plane, which we made by ourselves during these there months.I’m the captain.Melmen ,Marty, Gloria: Struts.Checked.Fillets.Checked.Engine.Checked.Coffee mate.Checked.Melmen: good bye and never see you again!Melmen: This is your captain speaking.In the event of a water emergency, place the vest over your head then kiss your life good bye!Marty: New York City, here we come baby.Gloria: sit back, relax and pray your personal gods that this hunk of junk flies.Plus,this is the 36th time we try to leave here.Melmen: OK, guys, launch!Marty: I think we will see much more fun the further way we get from.Melmen: Yeah, like when the lion beat you on the butt? Gloria: You don't need to be sarcastic Marty.–Hey guys, you know, I was thinking.When we get back, I might assign up for the breeding program.Melmen: Breeding program? –Gloria: I think we all reach a point on our lives...when we wanna meet somebody, you know settle down, have a relationship.Marty: Skipper, look.Analysis.-It looks like a small incandescent bulb designed to indicate something out of the ordinary.Like a malfunction.Melmen: I found it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.Right.Gloria, manual.Oh, what’s this?（把指示灯砸碎……）Gloria: Oh, my goash!What are you doing!Melmen: See, problem solved!Marty: skipper, we may be out of fuel.Melmen: What makes you think that? Marty: We lost engine one.Gloria: And engine two is no longer on fire.Melmen:Buckle up guys.Don't look dull.This might get hairy.Attention.This is your captain speaking.I've got good news and bad news.The good news is, we will be landing immediately.The bad news is...we are crush landing!Gloria:When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever.But thanks again for choosing air penguin.Flaps up!Deploy!Oh, no!I miss my mum!Oh, I haven’t have a boyfriend yet!No, I’ve not even tell Jack that I love him!Section3: After the plane crashedGloria: Oh, we are here.What in the world? What happened to the plane?Marty: The plane crashed, I'm OK.I'm alive.Melmen: Oh, no!we’re still in Africa！第三篇：英语三人话剧剧本Section1: Now, ladies and gentlemen, we are in Africa.And just imagine that you are an animal like a lion , giraffe, a rabbit or something.We three are penguins from New York city and we came here to travel three years ago.And now we are leaving.Melmen, and Marty and Gloria.Marty: We are gonna miss you my little friends.You guys had been a great crowd.Glad we can introduce you to the toilet.If you ever come to look at Central Manhattan, feel free to call first.Seriously no, call.OK? Gloria: Oh, baby, I’m gonna miss you so much.You both will miss me too, righ t? But I don’t want to leave ,I’m gonna cry.Melmen: Everybody in quickly.Get in the plane.Get in.Get in quick.We must leave here.It’s so horrible, I don’t want to stay here any minute!Get in quick, or I’ll leave you here!Marty and Gloria shouting: No!Oh, wait!Section 2: We are in the plane, which we made by ourselves during these there months.I’m the captain.Melmen ,Marty, Gloria: Struts.Checked.Fillets.Checked.Engine.Checked.Coffeemate.Checked.Melmen: good bye and never see you again!Melmen: This is your captain speaking.In the event of a water emergency, place the vest over your head then kiss your life good bye!Marty: New York City, here we come baby.Gloria: sit back, relax and pray your personal gods that this hunk of junk flies.Plus, this is the 36th time we try to leave here.Melmen: OK, guys, launch!Marty: I think we will see much more fun the further way we get from.Melmen: Yeah, like when the lion beat you on the butt? Gloria: You don't need to be sarcastic Marty.–Hey guys, you know, I was thinking.When we get back, Imight assign up for the breeding program.Melmen: Breeding program? –Gloria: I think we all reach a point on our lives...when we wanna meet somebody, you know settle down, have a relationship.Marty: Skipper, look.Analysis.-It looks like a small incandescent bulb designed to indicate something out of the ordinary.Like a malfunction.Melmen: I found it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.Right.Gloria, manual.Oh, what’s this?（把指示灯砸碎……）Gloria: Oh, my goash!What are you doing!Melmen: See, problem solved!Marty: skipper, we may be out of fuel.Melmen: What makes you think that? Marty: We lost engine one.Gloria: And engine two is no longer on fire.Melmen:Buckle up guys.Don't look dull.This might get hairy.Attention.This is your captain speaking.I've got good news and bad news.The good news is, we will be landing immediately.The bad news is...we are crush landing!Gloria:When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever.But thanks again for choosing air penguin.Flaps up!Deploy!Oh, no!I m iss my mum!Oh, I haven’t have a boyfriend yet!No, I’ve not even tell Jack that I love him!Section3: After the plane crashed Gloria: Oh, we are here.What in the world? What happened to the plane? Marty: The plane crashed, I'm OK.I'm alive.Melmen: Oh, no!we’re still in Africa！第四篇：三人简短相声剧本三人简短相声剧本甲：卖鱼蛋喽！乙：那儿有鱼蛋卖，咱们过往瞧瞧。
搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本
搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本陈:Hello, everyone, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director--R Z. Recently, I will direct a new movie, today, there will be an audition and I will select three actors to perform in this film. OK, let's begin. The first part, talent show, let's welcome actor number one.陈:大家好，你们看过吗？是的，我是这部电影的导演R Z。
最近我要导演一部新的电影。
今天在这里将举行一场面试，我要选出三位演员来拍摄这部电影。
好的，接下来就开始面试的第一个环节，才艺表演，让我们欢迎第一位面试者。
杨: I t’s so easy for me to get this character. (面朝观众说) Nice to meet you, my dear director. 杨:我一定能轻而易举地拿到这个角色。
(边走边朝观众说)很高兴见到你，亲爱的导演。
陈:Nice to meet you too, so, introduce yourself.陈:很高兴见到你，那么请介绍一下你自己吧。
杨:I'm CK Yang, you know. I don't have too many achievements, I just won six World Music Awards, eight American Music Awards, and…(做沉思状) oh, I forgot, two Oscar Awards, it's just a piece of cake for me, you know, I...杨:我是CK 杨，你知道的，我也没有太多的成就，我仅仅拿了6次世界音乐奖，8次全美音乐奖，对了，差点忘了这个，还有二次奥斯卡奖，这对我来说不过是小意思，你们知道的，我。
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改编自《两小儿辩日》
(J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger)
独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.
P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it?
J:Yeah,I like sunny days.
P:Look,what`s this?
J:Oh,it`s our luck day. It`s 100 dollar.
P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so…
P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money.
J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us.
P:I agree.
J:Hello,could you please do us a favour?
S:Of course.What`t up?
J:Here is the thing,……
S:I see.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?
P:Why not.
J:Let do it.
S:Now you must listen to me carefully.Look at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it?And it`s very far from us.So my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You first.
P:It`s easy.As we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become smaller.So,the answer is at noon
J:That is the most stupid answer I have ever heard.As we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very hot.That is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.
争吵
S：OK.Stop.Stop.As a matter of fact,each of your answer is incorrect.I think the range is the same.
P:Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?(到一边，拿出50美元) If you make me win,it`s yours.
S:(think for a while).It`s a deal.(回到原地) I am sorry,I made a mistake just now.I`ll correct my answer.Petter is right.The answer is at noon.
J:What?We need to talk.(拉路人到一边)I did not catch your mean clearly.Could you say it again?
S:The sun is farther away from us at noon.So you are wrong.
J:(打过路人)Did you change your mind?
S:No…Oh yes.You are right.Obviously,he was wrong.
(一起回去)
P：What`s wrong with your face?
J:清嗓子
S:I just fall over by accident,never mind.And let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over again.Finally I believe Jack is right.You were wrong.
J:(Jack从petter手中抢过钱)Then it`s mine.(kiss it) It`s nice to meet you ,petter.Goodbye.
P:What?Don`t go.(jack下) What`s wrong with you?
S:I `m sorry,I just…..
J:Give me my money,now.
(路人拿出钱，jack一把抢过来，生气地走了)
S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋发现）Where is my own 100 dollar.Give me my money.(追jack)
完。