搞笑英语话剧剧本.1doc
【英语剧本】高中英语话剧剧本3：《项链》
高中英语话剧剧本3：《项链》剧情：玛是个家境一般却渴望过贵妇生活的女子。
去参加一次高档舞会找朋友佛借了项链，却在舞会丢了项链，为了还债，她和丈夫辛苦工作了10年。
10年将她变得又老又丑，最后却得知项链本是假的。
请柬珍珠项链手链及一些首饰梳妆盒扫帚第一幕[接到请柬]Mathilde Open the door! “there’s something for you.”皮：兴奋地敲门（扬了扬请柬）玛：what什么东西？“What do you want me to do with that?”玛：（扔请柬）你叫我拿这东西怎么办呢？“But, my dear, I thought you would be pleased. You never go out, and here’s a chance. You will see there all the official world.”皮：但是，亲爱的，我原以为你一定很喜欢的，你从来不出门，这是一个机会！你在那儿可以看见所有的官员。
（玛任性地背着脸，皮围着玛转，体现皮讨好妻子，而玛任性，不听话的）“What do you want me to put on my back to go there?”玛：可是，你打算让我穿什么去呢？（愤怒，瞪着皮）“But the dress in which you go to the theater. That looks very well to me”皮：（结结巴巴，尴尬）你上戏园子穿的那件衣裳，我觉得就很好，依我……（玛哭）What’s the matter?皮：（不知所措，着急地）你怎么了？“Nothing. Only I have no clothes, and in consequence I cannot go to this party.玛：（抑制悲痛，擦干泪，平静地）没有什么，只是，没有件象样的衣服，我不能去参加这个夜会。
高级英语话剧Face to Face with Hurricane Camille
高英话剧《Face to Face with Hurricane Camille》Knowing hurricane Camille would be bad and still reluctant to abandon their home ,the Koshaks are preparing for the hurricane.料到卡米尔号飓风会来势汹涌，为了不舍弃家园，柯夏克一家准备迎战卡米尔号飓风柯Koshak:(I am a self-employed businessman managing my own company.)“ How great the loss it would be if the house was destroyed.Dad ,my present house is in a better condition than my former house.We‟ll probably be as safe here as anyplace else.”老柯:(a gruff,warmhearted expert machinist)“Hmmm. We can batten down and ride it out.If we see signs of danger ,we can get out before dark.”Trying to reason out the best course of action .The men methodically prepared for the hurricane.为了找出应付这场风灾的最佳对策。
男子汉们有条不紊地做起准备工作来。
（柯，奶奶They fill bathtubs and pails.浴盆和提俑都盛满水邻居，朋友They check out batteries for the portable radio and flashlights.检查手提式收音机和手电筒里的电池老柯：He moves a small generator into the downstairs hallway, wired several light bulbs to it and prepared a connection to the refrigerator.将一台小发电机搬到楼下门厅里.接上几个灯泡。
搞笑话剧剧本简短6人
搞笑话剧剧本简短6人[INTRODUCTION]Title: 搞笑话剧剧本简短6人[Scene: Living room][Characters: Mike, Jack, Lily, Sarah, Bob, Emma][Props: Sofa, TV, popcorn][Background music: Upbeat and playful tune][01. OPENING]The scene opens to a cozy living room. Mike and Jack are sitting on the sofa, engrossed in watching a hilarious sitcom on TV. Lily, Sarah, Bob, and Emma enter the room, curious about the laughter.[02. INTERRUPTION]Lily: What's going on? Why are you all laughing so hard?Sarah: Yeah, it sounds like a riot in here!Mike: (barely able to speak through laughter) You guys have to watch this sitcom! It's absolutely hilarious!Jack: Trust me, you don't want to miss it![03. THE BARGAIN]Lily: Alright, alright. We'll watch it together. But only if you promise to stop making fun of my cooking for a week.Bob: And I want an extra bag of popcorn!Emma: Deal![04. UNEXPECTED CONSEQUENCES]As they settle down to watch the sitcom, the characters become more engrossed in the comedy. The laughter intensifies, causing a hilarious domino effect.[05. LAUGHTER CONTAGION]Sarah: (hysterically laughing) I can't breathe!Everyone joins in the laughter, unable to control themselves. They roll on the floor clutching their stomachs.[06. UPSIDE DOWN WORLD]Suddenly, the laughter causes a strange phenomenon. The living room flips upside down, turning everyone's world topsy-turvy.[07. CHAOS ENSUES]Mike: (laughing uncontrollably) I can't believe this! How are we going to get everything back to normal?Jack: (struggling to speak) I-I have no idea. But this is hilarious![08. THE MAGIC REMEDY]Emma: (snaps her fingers) Wait a minute! I read about this in a book. Laughter is the only potion to restore things!Lily: So, all we need to do is laugh even harder?The characters take a moment to process the plan, and then they burst into even louder laughter.[09. THE RETURN TO NORMALCY]With every hearty laugh, the living room gradually turns right-side up, and everything returns to normal.[10. EPILOGUE]As the laughter subsides, the characters sit on the sofa, reflecting on their crazy adventure.Sarah: (wiping tears of joy) That was the best laugh I've ever had!Bob: And I didn't even have to cook dinner for an entire week!Emma: Laughter truly is the best medicine![11. CONCLUSION]The scene ends with the characters sharing a group hug, cherishing the bond created through their laughter.[THE END]。
儿童英语剧本小学生剧神笔马良剧本
《It’s didn’t become gold.》——神笔马良剧本The first scene(场景一):旁白：Once upon a time, there was a boy named Ma Liang，his family was very poor, he couldn’t afford a writing brush. One day, on his way home after herding the cattle, he passed a school, He saw a painter, the painter was painting for an officer.(马良出场)The officer : What a beautiful picture!Maliang: Could you give me a writing brush to draw pictures? The man : Why ?Maliang : Because I want to learn drawing!(大官和画师大笑起来)The man : You want to learn drawing, Don’t make your dream! So stupid! Poor boy,.Go away!!(大官和画师还在屋里大笑)(旁白)One night, he dreamed that an old man gave him a magic paintbrush and asked him to use it to help poor people. When he woke up, he found the magic paintbrush in his desk. From that day, he used the paintbrush whenever people needed help.场景三：（一个老人没有食物，在乞讨）The old woman: Please, give me some food. I’m so hungry. Please…Ma Liang painted food. Then the food became real.The old woman : So kind of you ! Thank you so much.场景四：（一个农民在种地）A farmer: I only have a hoe, I’m too tired. I wish I had a cow , the cow can help me hoe the film.Ma Liang: Hello, uncle. I can help you .Ma Liang painted a cow.A farmer: oh , my dear! I have a cow now. Thank you , good boy!(场景五)(旁白) Time flies. It was Christmas Eve, a cold dark evening. There was coming a little poor girl. She was so cold and hungry. But she had to stay on the street, she had to sell the matches. Girl: Oh, what a cold day! Matches, matches… who wants some matches? Sir, would you buy some matches?Pedestrians(行人): Oh, no, no.Girl: Merry Christmas,Sir, Madam. Do you want some matches? They’re cheap.Pedestrians(行人): Don’t waster the time. Let’s go.Girl: My dear lady. Buy a match from me. It’s…Pedestrians(行人): Don’t you see I’m busy? Go away!Girl: Matches, matches! Oh, please buy some…(场景六)The girl felt so cold and hungry. She came to a corner in the street and sat down.Girl: Oh, how can I do? I have still so many matches! Father will not let me go home if I haven’t sold even one match. How can I do ?Girl: oh, I’m so lonely. I’m so cold. I’m so hungry. No one cares about me. No one want my matches…(旁白)：The little girl found a paintbrush suddenly.Girl: I wish I had a stove.Girl: How warm and beautiful!Girl: I wish I had so many delicious food. Wow ! Yummy!! Girl: some people haven’t enough food , I will give them to the poor.The poor: Thank you ! Merry Christmas!They sang and danced together!。
搞笑话剧剧剧本
搞笑话剧剧剧本Title: Hilarious Comedy Play ScriptScene 1: Living RoomCharacters:- Tom: a clumsy and forgetful husband- Linda: Tom's practical and sensible wife- Jerry: Tom's mischievous and witty best friend- Lucy: Linda's energetic and lively sister(As the curtains rise, Tom is sitting on a couch, absentmindedly flipping through a magazine.)Tom: (muttering to himself) Where did I put my glasses? I can never find anything in this house!Linda: (enters the room, holding Tom's glasses) Tom, they were on your head again!Tom: (laughs sheepishly) Oh, right! Silly me.Scene 2: KitchenCharacters:- Chef: an eccentric and passionate cook- Waiter: clumsy and always mixing up orders(Chef is standing behind the kitchen counter, frantically cooking while Waiter is clumsily serving food to the customers.)Waiter: (carrying a tray of food, accidentally spills it on a customer) Oops! Sorry, sir! Let me get you another one.Customer: (laughs) Well, at least this meal comes with a free shower!Scene 3: ParkCharacters:- Jack: an introverted bookworm- Emily: an outgoing and adventurous girl(Jack is sitting on a park bench, engrossed in a book. Emily walks by, noticing Jack.)Emily: (curiously) What's the book about?Jack: (startled) Oh, hi! It's about ancient civilizations and their mysteries. Want to join me?Emily: (smiling) Sure, but only if you promise to take me on an adventure someday!Scene 4: OfficeCharacters:- Boss: a strict and serious manager- John: a clumsy and accident-prone employee(Boss is sitting at his desk, with John nervously standing in front.)Boss: John, I need you to be more careful with your work. We can't afford any more mistakes.John: (nervously) I'm trying, but accidents always seem to find me!(Boss accidentally knocks over a stack of papers, causing both of them to burst into laughter.)Scene 5: PartyCharacters:- Sarah: the party host- Mike: a professional party crasher(Sarah is busy arranging decorations, while Mike stealthily enters the party.)Mike: (approaching Sarah) Excuse me, miss. I believe I've RSVP'd for this party.Sarah: (confused) I don't remember inviting you.Mike: Well, I'm known for crashing parties. Can't resist the fun!(The crowd gathers around, laughing and dancing together.)Scene 6: Theatre StageCharacters:- Performers: a group of talented actors and actresses(The performers are rehearsing a hilarious comedy play. The audience bursts into laughter throughout the performance.)Scene 7: Final Scene -- Wedding(All characters are gathered at a wedding, celebrating the marriage of Tom and Linda.)Tom: (to Linda) I may be forgetful and clumsy, but you always make me laugh. That's why I married you!Linda: (smiling) And you know how to turn any situation into a comedy!(All characters raise their glasses in a toast to love, laughter, and lifelong friendships.)As the curtains fall, the laughter of the audience echoes throughout the theater, leaving them with joyful memories of an unforgettable comedy play.。
美女与野兽)英语五人话剧剧本
美女与野兽)英语五人话剧剧本旁白：In this scene。
we see a family XXX and they have to move to a small cottage。
He must leave to find work。
XXX reassure him。
while her sister XXX to return with money if he succeeds in his business venture.旁白：n 2出场人物：野兽、美女)旁白：Beauty'XXX as a gift for Beauty。
but is XXX spare his life if he sends one of his daughters in his place。
Beauty volunteers to go in her XXX.野兽：You have XXX I will spare your life only if you send one of your daughters to take your place.美女：I will go in my father's place。
Please don't harm him.旁白：In this scene。
we see the XXX.旁白：n 3出场人物：美女、野兽)旁白：XXX。
XXX to see the good in him and they XXX。
she misses her family and the Beast allows her to visit them。
but warns her not to stay too long.美女：Thank you for treating me kindly。
Beast。
You're not as bad as I thought.野兽：I'm glad you're happy here。
儿童英语话剧——拔萝卜剧本
RabbitA、B、C:Hello,Mr.Snake,A big carrot.But it`s too heavy,we can`t pull it out.
Snake:I`ll help you,Let`s pull it together.
（一只青蛙在草丛中跳，跳到他们面前后停下。）
Frog:I am a frog.I am hungry.Oh,Miss Rabbit,Mr.Snake,What are you doing?
RabbitA 、B、C&Snake:Hello,Mr.frog,A big carrot.But it`s too heavy,we can`t pull it out.
Bird:I want…
Monkey:I want…
Tiger:I want…
（Carrot 也悄悄的坐在桌子跟前来，笑着说）：I ,I,I want …
（大家一起大笑，小兔子们也送给他饮料，一起开心的喝着）
（音乐响起，大家一起跳“I like coffee,I like tea”
(跳完结束，站一排说“Thank you!”)
RabbitA 、B、C:ThanБайду номын сангаас you.Let`s pull it together.
(一起拔萝卜。)
Carrot:(再坐稳)Ah-ha,no,I don`t like you!
RabbitA 、B、C&Snake:Oh,We can`t pull it out.
Who can help us?
RabbitC:I like …
励志英语话剧简短8人
励志英语话剧简短8人1.求一段8人英语情景剧,10分钟以内Summary:Mrs.Bennethadthreeunmarrieddaughter,Jane,Elizabeth, andLydia.Theyallhaddifferentpersonalities.Janewasverytender andelegant,Elizabethwasveryintelligent,Lydiawasveryactive.t hestorybeganwhenMr.BingleymovedtotheNeitherfield.Heandhisfr iend,Darcy,werehandsomeandrich.Mrs.Bennetwasambitioustofind amanwhocouldsuitherdaughter.Ataparty,BinglyandJanefellinlov e,butDarcyandElizabethdid't.Whathappenedtothem?Theanswerwas Wickham.WhatdidWickhamdotothem?AtlastLydiaelopedwithWickham .Wouldtheycomeback?WouldDarcyandElizabethfallinlove.SceneIB ingley:Mr.Darcy,welcometotheparty.Darcy:ThankyouMr.Bingley. AssoonasIreceivedyourinvitation,I'vetakenatrainallthewayfro mhometowntohere.So,isthepartyheldforsomeparticularreason?Bi ngley:Notreally,(draggingDarcyaside)Iholdthispartychieflybe causeofyouandme.Darcy:How'sthat?Bingley:Well,Mr.Darcy.Asyou cansee.YouandIarereachingthematingseason,and。
英语剧本《小王子》
英语剧本《小王子》(总4页) -CAL-FENGHAI.-(YICAI)-Company One1-CAL-本页仅作为文档封面，使用请直接删除《小王子》剧本人物：小王子玫瑰花小狐狸宇航员开场白宇航员：I am a astronaut years ago, I have experienced a lot. But the one who give me the biggest impression is a little prince. That day it was something wrong with my plane, so I had to took off on a desert, because of that I came across the little prince.第一场小王子：hi, are you the people on the earth (走来)宇航员：oh, yes, of course! But aren’t you (正在查看飞机，有些吃惊)小王子：of course, I’m not! I come from another planet.宇航员：oh, that sounds interesting, then why do you come here(宇航员非常感兴趣，停止工作)小王子：I don’t know, but do you want to listen to me tell you something about my story?宇航员：with pleasure!(笑着回答，于是宇航员和小王子并排坐在一起)小王子：do you know what rose is?宇航员：oh, yes, I know.小王子：but she is different.旁白①宇航员：as I was very tired about repairing my plane that day, I put off the work on my hand,and sat down with the little prince,listening his story till the sun had already rose down…②On the little prince's planet the flowers had always been very simple. But one day, from a seed blown from no one knew where, a new flower had come up; and the little prince had watched very closely over this small sprout which was not like any other small sprouts on his planet.Then one morning, exactly at sunrise, she suddenly showed herself.第二场小王子：Oh! How beautiful you are!（拿着喷水壶）玫瑰花：thank you. But I am scarcely awake. I beg that you will excuse me. My petals are still all disarranged...（打着哈欠）小王子：but you are really different from others.玫瑰花：it’s true, I was born at the same moment as the sun...I think it is time for breakfast, If you would have the kindness to think of my needs—小王子：of course, all right!(小王子很有些不好意思，于是就拿着喷壶浇灌着花儿)旁白So, too, the rose began very quickly to torment him with her vanity-- which was, if the truth be known, a little difficult to deal with. One day, for instance, when she was speaking of her four thorns, she said to the little prince:玫瑰花：Let the tigers come with their claws!小王子：There are no tigers on my planet, And, anyway, tigers do not eat weeds.玫瑰花：Please excuse me... I am not at all afraid of tigers, but I have a horror?of drafts. I suppose you wouldn't have a screen for me?At night I want you to put me under a glass globe. It is very cold where you live. In the place I came from—玫瑰：The screen?小王子：I was just going to look for it when you spoke to me...旁白So the little prince, in spite of all the good will that was inseparable from his love, had soon come to doubt her. He had taken seriously words which were without importance, and it made him very unhappy. At last, he decided to go outside have a long journey. He believed that he would never want to return. But on this last morning all these familiar tasks seemed very precious to him. And when he watered the flower for the last time, and prepared to place her under the shelter of her glass globe, he realised that he was very close to tears.小王子：Goodbye.小王子：Goodbye.玫瑰花：... ...(一阵咳嗽，却不是因为生病，而是，因为，心痛)I have been silly, I ask your forgiveness. Try to be happy... ...Of course I love you, It is my fault that you have not known it all the while. That is of no importance. But you-- you have been just as foolish as I. Try to be happy... let the glass globe be. I don't want it any more.小王子：But the wind—玫瑰花：My cold is not so bad as all that... the cool night air will do me good. I am a flower.小王子：But the animals—(一种忧郁，徘徊)玫瑰花：Well, I must endure the presence of two or three caterpillars if I wish to become acquainted with the butterflies. It seems that they are very beautiful. And if not the butterflies-- and the caterpillars-- who will call upon me You will be far away...as for the large animals-- I am not at all afraid of any of them. I have my claws. Look, I have four thorns, so don't linger like this. You have decided to go away. Now go!（极力忍住不流泪）第三场旁白After that, the little prince went to a lot of planets. At last, he arrived on theplanet called earth. But he was very much surprised not to see any people.But it happened that after walking for a long time through sand, and rocks, and snow, the little prince at last came upon a road. Andall roads lead to the abodes of men. He was standing before a garden, all a-bloom with roses.小王子：Good morning.玫瑰花们：Good morning.小王子：Who are you?玫瑰花们：We are roses旁白And he was overcome with sadness. His flower had told him that she was the only one of her kind in all the universe. And here were five thousand of them, all alike, in one single garden!小王子：She would be very much annoyed, if she should see that... she would cough most dreadfully, and she would pretend that she was dying, to avoid being laughed at. And I should be obliged to pretend that I was nursing her back to life-- for if I did not do that, to humble myself also, she would really allow herself to die... （自言自语）（接着他又说道）I thought that I was rich, with a flower that was unique in all the world,but... ...第四场旁白And he lay down in the grass and cried. It was then that the fox appeared.小狐狸：Good morning小王子：Good morning（回头寻找声音的来源）小狐狸：I am right here，under the apple tree.小王子：Who are you You are very pretty to look at.小狐狸：I am a fox。
多人剧英语剧本 10人左右英语话剧
Flirting Scholar （唐伯虎点秋香）Act 1地点：A river side, on the street人物：江南四大才子，如花，一女子，石榴，华夫人，道具：4扇子，丝巾，伞，小刀，2凳子，背景音乐旁白：江南四大才子结伴出游，众女子兴奋观看。
一女子：Look, the 'Four Scholars' are over there.（四大才子摆pose，众女子倾倒）一女子：Go and have a look,祝枝山：We come here for a tour.That’s why the girls are that crazy.文征明：Pals, why not has a poem competition?祝：Very good idea! Why don't you start first? Brother Wen bin.周文斌：l am the best in this field.'There are many geese under the mountain.'文征明：'They rushed down to the river.'祝：'Let's roast a goose.'唐：'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'三人：Good, very good. Very good!（三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑）祝：There is something attractive.See, there is a beauty on the bridge. She seems to be lonely.Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.To let us learn from you!唐：Well...周文斌：lt's the welfare for your friends, so?唐：l am glad to demonstrate it.三人：Go.唐：Miss.如花：What's the matter? （一回头，竟是如花！）三人：Go, go...唐：May l put my head on your shoulder?如花：ls it OK? No, l am a girl, a decent girl.唐：l know, l want to make my friends happy, that's all.ln fact, l am Tong Pak-Fu.如花：So what?l don't know you.l will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.唐：How about paying you 1 tael?如花：1 tael? Who do you think l a.m.?Make it ten.唐：That's too expensive, why don't you rob?如花：Right, l am robber.Give me all your money.（两人乱打，最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中）三人：What's wrong? （赶到桥上）What’s the matter?文征明：No need to punch her like that?唐：Robber! lt's a ladyboy!三人：Ladyboy?祝：l love it. Hold it. （祝枝山将折扇递给文斌，跳入河中）文征明：Damn it. He is being the first to!（华夫人带众人去拜神）秋香：Look, so many people!石榴：Yes, it's crowded.华夫人：Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up,四大才子：Heave yourselves.What's going on?某人：Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.周文斌：The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-xiang.唐：Who is she? Who is Qiu-xiang?文斌,征明：Look! That way.三人：Qiu-xiang.（秋香回首一笑）唐：Damn, she is not pretty at all.周文斌：You know, pretty woman is like flowers.You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.Look once more.三人：Pretty woman!（一整排回首，旁人皆成丑女衬托）唐：er…she may not my type.Act 2地点：West Gate of Hua’s house人物：唐伯虎，秋香，石榴，祝枝山道具：“旺财”，1手帕，“小强”，2卖身牌，1棍子，4凳子，银两旁白：第三幕，华府西门口。
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搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman 剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousandsof times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t re duce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大话西游》主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。
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《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose 在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。
荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。
）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you. 荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:"I promise."荆轲:"Never let go. “妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。