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大学英语演讲稿幽默5篇
大学英语演讲稿幽默5篇1. The Art of ProcrastinationHello, fellow procrastinators! Today, I’d like to talk to you about the art of procrastination. As a professional procrastinator, I cantell you that the key to success is not starting anything until the very last minute.Why do something today when you can put it off until tomorrow? Or the day after that? In fact, why not put it off indefinitely? The beauty of procrastination is that you can always convince yourself that you have plenty of time left, right up until the moment when you’re scrambling to fi nish everything.But let’s be honest, procrastination isn’t just about putting things off. It’s about finding creative ways to avoid doing them altogether. That’s why it’s important to have plenty of distractions at your disposal. Video games, social med ia, cat videos… the possibilities are endless.The best part about procrastination is that it’s not just a terrible habit –it’s a lifestyle. So don’t feel guilty for avoiding work. Embrace the procrastinator within you and remember: you’ll get it done eventually. Maybe.2. Why Studying is OverratedHello, my fellow students. Today, I’d like to talk to you about why studying is overrated.Think about it. All those long nights spent cramming for exams could be spent doing something much more enjoyable. Likewatching Netflix, or eating pizza, or napping. Who needs a degree when you have an unlimited streaming service and an entire pizza to yourself?Sure, some people might argue that education is important for your future. But let’s be real. Does anyon e actually use calculus in real life? And while we’re at it, who actually cares about Shakespeare?Plus, studying is just plain stressful. Who wants to spend hours reading textbooks and taking notes when you could be doing something fun instead? Life’s t oo short to be trapped in a library.In conclusion, I urge you all to put down your textbooks and go enjoy life. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something more valuable than anything you could find in a classroom.3. The Benefits of Being LazyHello, my fellow couch potatoes. Today, I’d like to talk to you about the benefits of being lazy.First of all, being lazy means you don’t have to waste energy or effort on anything you don’t want to do. Why go to the gym when you can just lie on the couch and watch TV? And who needs to cook when there’s always delivery?But laziness isn’t just about avoiding work. It’s also about maximizing your relaxation time. When you’re lazy, you have the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want. And that’s a beautiful thing.And let’s not forget about the health benefits of being lazy. Studies have shown that relaxation can lower stress and even boost your immune system. So the next time someone judges you for being lazy, just tell them it’s for your health.In conclusion, I urge you all to embrace your inner sloth. Life is too short to be constantly working and stressing out. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the benefits of being lazy.4. The Power of ProcrastibakingHello, my fellow procrastinators. Today, I’d like to talk to you about the power of procrastibaking.Procrastibaking is the act of baking delicious treats as a way to procrastinate from doing actual work. It may sound counterproductive, but trust me, it’s a highly effective form of procrastination.Not only does procrastibaking provide a temporary distraction from your responsibilities, but it also results in delicious treats that you can share with friends and family. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t love fresh-baked cookies or cupcakes?In addition, procrastibaking can actually improve your mood and reduce stress. The act of baking can be therapeutic and calming, and the end result is a delicious treat that can improve anyone’s day.So the next time you find yourself procrastinating, consider whipping up a batch of your favorite baked goods. It’s a win-winsituation – you get to avoid work and indulge in a tasty treat.5. My Life as a Professional ProcrastinatorHello, everyone. My name is [Name], and I’m a professional procrastinator.You may be wondering how I’ve managed to turn procrastination into a career, but let me tell you –it’s all about mindset. Instead of feeling guilty or stressed about putting things off, I embrace my procrastination habits and use them to my advantage.For instance, I’ve learned that the best ideas often come to me when I’m avoiding work. When I’m supposed to be writing a report, I’ll suddenly come up with a brilliant idea for a novel. When I’m supposed to be studying, I’ll come up with a great business plan.In addition, procrastination has taught me the importance of prioritizing my time. When I know I have a deadline approaching, I become incredibly efficient in getting everything done in the shortest amount of time possible.So don’t feel bad about pr ocrastinating – embrace it. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll turn it into a career too.Thank you for listening.。
英语演讲稿幽默3分钟9篇
英语演讲稿幽默3分钟9篇英语演讲稿幽默3分钟 (1) Someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapterof a book, whose pages are infinite”. I don’t know who wrote these words,but I’ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anythingwe want it to be. We are all in the position of the farmers. If we planta good seed ,we reap a good harvest. If we plant nothing at all, we harvestnothing at all.We are young. “How to spend the youth?” It is a meaningful question.To answer it, first I have to ask “what do you understand by the wordyouth?” Youth is not a time of life, it’s a state of mind. It’s nota matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees. It’s the matter ofthe will. It’s the freshness of the deep spring of life.A poet said “To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in awild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in anhour. Several days ago, I had a chance to listen to a lecture. I learnta lot there. I’d like to share it with all of you. Let’s show our rightpalms. We can see threelines that show how our love.career and life is. I have a short lineof life. What about yours? I wondered whether we could see our future inthis way. Well, let’s make a fist. Where is our future? Where is our love,career, and life? Tell me.Yeah, it is in our hands. It is held in ourselves.We all want the future to be better than the past. But the future cango better itself. Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.From the past, we’ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher.We’ve learnt that we can’t choose how we feel, but we can choose whatabout it. Failure doesn’t mean you don’t have it, it does mean you shoulddo it in a different way. Failure doesn’t mean you should give up, it does mean you must try harder.As what I said at the beginning, “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. The past has gone. Nothing we do will change it. But the future is in frront of us. Believe that what we give to the world, the world will give to us. And from today on, let’s be the owners of ourselves, and speak out “We are the world, we are the future.”翻译：有人说“我们正在读一本书的第一章的第一节,页数无限的”。
幽默的英语演讲稿3分钟5篇
幽默的英语演讲稿3分钟5篇英语演讲稿幽默主题三分钟1Very happy and we feel we are one together - young teachers heroic feelings， My name is Ling， graduation Yidu teacher.I was crying my choice too， have work for me sad too，because I embarked on a career like I did not do a very poor teacher， I cry many times my choice， they can In countless grief I have been comforted， when I saw both of that is full of naive，but eager to swim in the ocean of knowledge a child， my sinking， floating calm the mind， and slowly I also learn from practice feel the teachers pride，he was like a Spring Silkworms， like the dedication of their own candles no regrets，I have seen it countless teachers no regrets。
and with their youth and lives to defend the sanctity of the teaching profession， but also what they use their own actions， with traces of life， inspired by those of us who come after，I have reluctantly enamel reluctantly，by the reluctance to wholeheartedly love this job，because I have seen that life will go beyond the utilitarian， although meals for life， But the living is not for eating， living in the possession of many small minded，short-term birth in eternity， while the teachers are such a career.I know that a teacher tired， bitter， but to their own ideal， I still would like to pursue， to the surging waves of fighting， to sinister mountain climbing， there may be storms，a storm， the road may be bumpy， but I still would use laughter，with songs to fill ups and downs， I will meet with the merry laughter of the rising sun， I will be flying the heart to face my work and life.Yes ah!英语演讲稿幽默主题三分钟2How to Be PopularMost people would like to be popular with others, but not everyone can achieve this goal. What is the secret to popularity? In fact, it is very simple. The first step is to improve our appearance. We should always make sure that we stay in good shape and dress well. When we are healthy and well-groomed, we will not only look better but also feel better. In addition, we should smile and appear friendly. After all, our facial e_pression is an important part of our appearance. If we can do this, people will be attracted to our good looks and impressed by our confidence.Another important step is developing more consideration for others. We should always put others first and place their interests before our own. Its also important to be good listeners; in this way people will feel comfortable enough to confide in us. However, no matter what we do, we must not gossip. Above all, we must remember to be ourselves, not phonies. Only by being sincere and respectful of others can we earn their respect. If we can do all of the above, I am sure popularity will come our way.英语演讲稿幽默主题三分钟3Good morning/evening/afternoon, ladies and gentlemen : Today, my speech is about talents,in my opionion, talents are indispensable in nowadays society. as is known to all that the fight among countries is actually the fight among talents. First, id like to define the wordtalent in my idea, a talent is one person who is good at or e_pertised in some or multiple areas. nowadays, as the world developing goes on , if one country want to rank top or do a good job in the world, the country must have many talents.for e_ample, china, the biggest developing country in the world, in the past 100 years, is always invaded by other countries, why ,the reason is that china at that time had not so many talents. if they had anti-intrusionleader talents in the war, needless to say,they would have beat those big powers.if they had talents in weapons manufacturing, nodody dares to provoke us.however, nowadays, its a totally different situation, china has become powerfulin all over the world, why ? because there are many talents serving the country, the civilians become more and more literated.more and more people go to university,more and more people come to receive further education. so what is that in return,talents in army protect our country from invasion, talents in commerce help make our economy keep in improving, talents in aerospace make the world see chinese manned spacecraft flying. talents in sports make china rank the first in the olympic games……To sum up, talents will play a more and more impoetant role in the world, if one country intends to flourish, he must foster talents as many as they can ,thats all,thank you.英语演讲稿幽默主题三分钟4Good afternoon,ladies and gentlemen!I’m very honored to stand here and give you a short speech! To begin with ,I want to ask a question .Does everybody dream a good dream last night? Actually ,today I want to talk about dream with you. Of course, What I want to talk is not a dream you have last night,but a dream—— about life.Everyone has dreams about life, different dreams at different life stage,and we need dreams to support us. Dreams are like the stars we never reach in the sky,but like most mariners,we can chart our course by them. With the dream,we have a direction,with a direction, we were no longer confused.With the dream, there is hope,With hope, we have the strength to fight.I have a dream: To be a doctor.，because doctor may relieve the pain of patients. May let the human change the health. At the same time, I believed that, those who help others may be able to obtain joyfully. Therefore, I hoped in the near future ,I might be a doctor.But I know，life is tough,and there are always ups and downs, maybe we fail in the way to our aims,and we may feel depressed ,whenever at this time, the dream in our heart can always comfort us, encourage us ,and support us to move ahead . Young!Fortunately, I am young now. Just due to it, I know that nothing is impossible.I firmly believe that nothing can stand in my way. If I cant realize my dream,it result from that I havent work harder enough and I wont find other e_cuses. If no people believe you, you can make it to prove that you are right. If you think the god haventblessed you and there is no truth here, you can become the god and create the truth. My breath swallows the sky and make the yellow river overflow, my sword is famous in Kyushu and it can collapse the five sacred mountains. At some time in the past I also had am bitious words and I had some achievements. Each achievement results from my hard work. I always believe that If you want to have more achievements than others, you must work harder. In some e_tent, the dream is the hope. If you can insist on doing something, the victory will come.Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. Hold fast to dreams, for when dreams go, life is a barren field frozen with snow. So my dear friends, think of your old and maybe dead dreams. Whatever it is, pick it up and make it alive from today. Lets--- move ----out!Thank you for your listening!英语演讲稿幽默主题三分钟5change ourselvesgood evening, honorable judges, ladies and gentlemen.it’s my greatpleasure to stand here to present my speech —change the world, change ourselves.it’s noticable that western holidays are becomingincreasingly popular day by day, while chinese traditional festivals are being somewhat neglected. not long before about 10 doctors in beijing university and qinghua unversity announced that we should reject the invasion of western holidays ,because they regard western holidays as an challenge against our traditional festivals and culture.frankly speaking, i don’t quite agree with them.indeed, we should never neglect or even discard our traditonal festivals as china boasts a brilliant history and splendid traditions. (e_amples).but why can’t we absorb the meaningful western holidays and culture.there are obvious reasons why some western holidays are so popular in china. on the one hand, some of the western holidays which we chinese don’t have are reasonable and meaningful, such as father’s day and april fool’s day etc. on the other hand,the prevalence of globalization enables western culture to prevail in china. overwhelmed by such a trend,chinese unconsiciously get involved in western holidays and culture.with the further development of the whole world, the cultural communication between different countries and nations becomes faster and more and more important. we are indeed from different nations, but we are the citizens of the same world,so the outstanding culture of different nations is the commom wealth of everyone on the earth.the only way for us to protect our traditional culture is to reject the foreign culture? the answer is definitely no. what we ought to do is to spare no effort to educate chinese to get to know and treasure our splendid traditions instead of rejecting foreign culture. only by educating can we set our confidence and belief towards our culture. only by educating can we preserve and promote the wealth that our ancesters left for us.at last i’d like to share a famouse saying of gandhi with all of you ,that is:if you want to change the world, then you must change yourself first.”。
幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿范文（通用6篇）
幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿范文（通用6篇）演讲稿是一种实用性比较强的文稿，是为演讲准备的书面材料。
在现在的社会生活中，演讲稿对我们的作用越来越大，那么你有了解过演讲稿吗？以下是小编收集整理的幽默搞笑的.英语演讲稿范文（通用6篇），希望能够帮助到大家。
幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿1Dear teachers and schoolmates:I’m very happy to give a lecture in English here today. The title of speech is I Love English. As everyone knows,English is very important today.It has been used everywhere in the world.It has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade. If we can speak English well,we will have more chance to succeed.Because more and more people have taken notice of it,the number of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed. But for myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.When I learn English, I can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.When I read English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.When I speak English, I can feel the confident from my words.When I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as our Chinese… I love English,it gives me a colorful dream.I hope I can travel around the world one day. With my good English, I can make friends with many people from different contries.I can see many places of great intrests.I dream that I can go to London,because it is the birth place of English. I also want to use my good English to introduce our great places to the English spoken people,I hopethat they can love our country like us.I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hard study, one day I can speak English very well. If you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. So I believe as I love English everyday , it will love me too. I am sure that I will realize my dream one day! Thank you!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿2Good morning/afternoon!First thing first, I gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chance like that.Trurh be told,I really got a little bit nervous before I stand right here ,so called stage fright.If you look specifically on me .You may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from Pakinsons disease,and legs wobbling ,like I caught so-called ball leg. Okay,lets stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today.I really like to talk a funny story I have just heard.A lady called Lucy emigrated to United States several years ago.Her spoken English is not that fluent .And one day,she is just sitting on the couch with his U.S friends Mandy watching Sit-Com.A noise of bump had the attention of Mandy,which led her to go out of the house trying to figure out what had happened.Can you imagine that Mandy go straight out with merely a sweater.So Lucy shouted at her,"Lucy ,turn your clothes on." What suprised her most,beyond her wildest imagination, is that almost all the male in this country took their head out of the window.Admittedly,Lucy made a mistake here .The word spitted means Mandy is totally naked to the reason that male looked out of the window.The right sentence shall be,"put your clothing on."The story inspires you to take a careful look on the vast difference between eastern and western culture.Thats full of it,thank you for your time!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿3Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold night.Today my topic is about choice and process.A research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one day.With so many choices one day, people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than the choice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life, which the process makes the difference.Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gump made no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with his strong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed my major when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh for me.I cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related to mathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,I persisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life. Gradually I could understand some parts and even found maths interesting.Moreover, I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.No matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, your potential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress will come to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see it.These make your life colorful.There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain and enjoy this fantastic experience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy the process. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to come here.Thank you!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿4Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You’re going to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.”“Is it an English school” Mary asked.” Yes, it is,” her mother said. Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class. “We’ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy,” she said. “She’s six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s German.” “Does she speak English” Mary’s mother asked.” No, but she laughs in English,” Mary said happily.幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿5Ladies and Gentlemen , Good afternoon! I68m very glad tostand here and give you a short speech. today my topic is “youth”. I hope you will like it , and found the importance in your youth so that more cherish it.First I want to ask you some questions: 1、Do you know what is youth? 2、 How do you master your youth?YouthYouth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind it is not rosy cheeks , red lips and supple knees, it is a matter of the emotions : it is the freshness it is the freshness of the deep springs of life .Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity of the appetite , for adventure over the love of ease. This often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20 . Nobody grows old merely by a number of years . We grow old by deserting our ideals.Years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul . Worry , fear , self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust .Whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being 67s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what68s next and the joy of the game of living . In the center of your heart and my heart there68s a wireless station : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long as you are young .When the aerials are down , and your spirit is covered with snows of cynicism and the ice of pessimism, then you are grown old ,even at 20 , but as long as your aerials are up ,to catch waves of optimism , there is hope you may die young at 80.That68s all ! Thank you!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿6Earn english not only because of its importance and itsusefulness,but also because of my love for it.when i learn english, i can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.when i read english novels,i can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.when i speak english, i can feel the confident from my words.when i write english,i can see the beauty which is not the same as our chinese...I love english,it gives me a colorful dream.i hope i can travel around the world one day. with my good english, i can make friends with many people from different contries.i can see many places of great intrests.i dream that i can go to london,because it is the birth place of english.I also want to use my good english to introduce our great places to the english spoken people,i hope that they can love our country like us.I know, rome was not built in a day. i believe that after continuous hard study, one day i can speak english very well. if you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. so i believe as i love english everyday , it will love me too.I am sure that i will realize my dream one day!Thank you!。
英语课前三分钟演讲稿幽默（精选15篇）
英语课前三分钟演讲稿幽默（精选15篇）英语课前三分钟幽默篇1Learn How to Say NoWe've all been taught that we should help people. It is the right thing to do and will make us popular with others. It may even win us favors in return. However, we must be realistic. We can't say yes to every request. If we did, we would fail or go crazy for sure. Sometimes we simply don't have the time to help. In this case, we must know how to say no politely.When we need to say no, here is one method we can try. First, we should tell the truth. If we really can't do something, we should just say so. Second, we should remember to refuse requests politely. We must communicate clearly, but must also be sincere and sympathetic. A true friend will understand. Finally, we must not feel guilty about saying no. Sometimes refusing others is the right thing to do. It can save ourselves, and them, a lot of trouble. In short, we cannot please everyone all the time. Refusing favors is a part of life.学习如何说不我们都被教导说，我们应该要帮助别人。
关于英语笑话对话演讲稿
关于英语笑话对话演讲稿笑话是日常生活中常见的一种幽默。
与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意违反合作原则,由此衍生出会话含意,并利用会话含意之间的冲突实现其预定功能。
小编精心收集了关于英语笑话对话演讲稿，供大家欣赏学习!关于英语笑话对话演讲稿篇1Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday.亨利是个美国人，他到伦敦来度假。
One day he was not feeling well, so he went to the clerk at the desk of his hotel and said,"I want to see doctor. Can you give me the name of a good one?"有一天他感到身体不舒服，于是走到旅馆服务台对服务员说:“我想看病，你能给我推荐一位好医生吗?”The clerk looked in a book and then said , "Dr. Kenneth Grey , 61010."服务员查阅了一下本子，然后说:“肯尼思·格雷医生，61010。
"Henry said，"Thank yon very much. Is he expensive?"亨利说:“非常感谢，他收费贵吗?”"Well, "the clerk answered, "he always charges his patients two pounds for their first visit to him, and one pound and 50 pennies for later visits."“喔，”服务员回答说:“他对初诊患者收费两英镑，复诊收费一点五英镑。
幽默英文演讲
幽默英文演讲幽默英文演讲4篇幽默英文演讲1Hi everybody, my name is XXX, and I'm 17 years old.As far as I know, no kid loves studying, and I'm surely not eXceptional to that. ”我喜欢外的其他学科”什么意思? I know English learing is quite important, but I was born lazy and there is no way to change it. My biggest hobby is taking naps in classes, and I really hate being awaken when I'm sound asleep. I would appreciate it if you guys won't wake me up when I fall asleep. Thank you幽默英文演讲2hello everyone!my name is king, a student from college. i am glad to give you a speech about my college. the title of my speech is my college, my home.last september i left my hometown with heavy baggage and after a journey of ten hours, i came to this dream campus with great expectation and excitement.whenever i recall the past days, so many thoughts are flooding in my mind. but what impressed me most is a night when i got a stomachache during the first days. i had to turn to the aunts in charge of our dormitory for help. they were so friendly and warm-hearted. they gave me the pills and reminded me of having more hot water. i recovered soon and i thanked them from the bottom of my heart because they brought me the warmth of home.our college is a famous academic center. the teaching staff are all learned professors. many of them are world-wide known for their wide range of knowledge and charming personality. irespect my teachers! i admire my teachers! i love my teachers! various activities are carried here. they not only bring me happiness but also improve myself. i meet with a lot of classmates and make a large number of friends. when i feel upset, the will give me a hand; when i am happy, i will share with them. the library has a large collection of books and i always lose myself in it. i believe they will benefit me a lot and are to broaden the roads of my future.i love you,college! you are just a place which gives me warmth and strengths! you are my home!幽默英文演讲3Man's life is a process of growing upMan's life is a process of growing up,actually I'm standing here is a growth.If a person's life must constituted by various choices,then I grow up along with these choices.Once I hope I can study in a college in future,however that's passed,as you know I come here,now I wonder what the future holds for (= what will happen to) me.When I come to this school,I told to myself:this my near future,all starts here.Following I will learn to become a man,a integrated man,who has a fine body,can take on important task,has independent thought,an open mind,intensive thought,has the ability to judge right and wrong,has a perfect job.Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing,you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your tho ught,not craft.” I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study,during these process I will combine learning with doing.If I can achieve this “future”,I think that I really grow up.And I deeply believe kindred,good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future.How to say future?Maybe it's a nice wish.Lets make up our minds,stick to it and surely wellenjoy our life.幽默英文演讲4good morning everyone.my name is zhang san. today my topic is my college life. i wish i could share my happiness and annoyance i have experienced with you all. four years ago i came into the city of baoding and started my college life in ncepu, the most memorable journey of my life. i was just a shy and little boy that time. all the things seemed fresh to me: new faces, military training, large library and physics lab etc. i breathed the air of college greedily, but to tell the truth, the air in baoding is terrible. it’s really hard to explain my feelings that time: curiousenergeticin one word, i was really happy that time.and now i am going to graduate in july. recalling to the four years, i think i have to talk about one thing-----learning. learn how to study independently, learn how to get along with others, learn to love, learn tooh, there are too much things we have to learn.another relationship in college is friendship. my roommates have lived four years with me. in these years, they forgive my faults, cry with me, laugh with me, play with methey always stand with me and support me, i have learned a lot from them. i love them all and treasure the friendship with them.that’s my college life. i cherish all i have experienced in college. i love you, my college!that’s all, thank you!。
5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文大全
5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文大全一般一个人的幽默能力和其智商成正比关系。
有趣或可笑且意味深长的。
充满幽默的笑，滑稽只逗人笑，而幽默则是让你笑了以后想出许多道理来。
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欢迎大家阅读参考学习!5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文1Dear teachers, dear students:hello everyone!The topic of my speech is "the hardness of life"!The vast desert, a tree stand, the show is a monument to the image.Towering mountains, thousands of tree stand up, as is a magnificent the Great Wall.The long river, all the trees stood up into a dragon of glory.We are a symbol of too much, and too much. But I believe that my image is not "the gentlest hands, skin, such as Diorskin" Lin Daiyu, nor is the modern "unkempt and shabby", "Su Qier". We are a symbol of hope and vitality. So we show in front of others should be inserted without pleats, face without scale, modest and polite gestures exudes a stream of heroic spirit, the image of the vigor and vitality of the modern new youth, a into the embodiment of the spirit of nature.Someone once said, life is a kind of hardness, integrity and dignity of life is propped up the hardness of bone. "Better life" and "the Kui back in the day, and not ashamed on the ground", which is always the traditional virtue of the China. Li Bai's "the eyebrow nengcui Zheyaoshan powerful thing, so that I may not be happy Yan" this awe inspiring atmosphere of the verse andwhether it will make those no self-esteem people to shame? Loss of self-esteem is a worthless person, and we as the vanguard of the times, if drown in the darkness forever, or to do a dauntless hero, a flower in the wind and rain sonorous rose. The answer is self-evident.Desert desolate also has the monument stands, Castle Peak again proud, but also have the great wall around, the river again quiet, also there is a dragon in the recumbent. But the time can be changed, our image, our glory remains the same. Because we pride, because we are confident, because we have a fresh life. And because of this, it is a vast desert riparian long, Qingshan was evergreen, the hardness of life is forever.5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文2What we cannot afford to lose?We cannot lose innovation?There is a wonderful word which expresses the most original motions and desires among human-beings. With solving any kind of imperfections, our world has moved ahead. This is the word “innovation” that we cannot afford to lose.We chicaned every detail of the innovation. Thousands years before, we created fire when we took a stone to knock another one. Since Han Dynasty, four great inventions had been created and it is one of the greatest signs that China become to the ancient civilized country. And nowadays, thousands of software, products, architectures and public facilities have upgraded more than that about 100 years ago. So how did these happen? What will you do if you are not satisfied with your tools anymore? What will you do if old mode cannot afford to develop in a company? There is no doubt that we should innovate no matter where we are and what we do. Not because of the design itself, but actuallyfor its intended purpose.If there was no Apple, everyone could not imagine how to contact others easily and enjoy a better Internet surfing.If there was no Microsoft, perhaps we still worked in a dim office and duplicate some troublesome documents. If there was no Newton, and no theory of gravity, maybe I will win the Nobel Prize like Newton rather than just standing here. I have heard that three apple changed the world. The first one seduced Eve. The second one awakened Newton. The third one was in the hands of Steve Jobs. We sort of think the innovation of the world began with apple. I imagine lots of people want to become another Newton or Jobs right now with just one hand to change the world, right? Have the innovation to follow your heart. It somehow already reflects what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.Via questioning, we can start to innovate. Via innovating, we can start to create better lives. No innovation, no improvement. No improvement, no success. And no success, no civilization. Now, our time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life! Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice! Don't let yourself down! It is the innovation that we cannot afford to lose!5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文3The need to build a harmonious campus to establish good study , a good ethos. We should promote a vibrant style of the team, a real study , the unity displayed a style of class and diligence to make personal style in a good environment. The students forge ahead and to the ideal of hard work. Learning positive, thereby creating a harmonious atmosphere for education.The flower opens the day, let’s us happi ly study in the harmonious atmosphere.The flower opens the day, let’s us influence the sentiment in the harmonious interest paradise. The flower opens the day, let’s us healthily grow in the harmonious relationship.Future will not be the dream, today, in our hand.Thank you!5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文4Often listen to other people singing, and she is often the first hummed jiang yuheng look back again, but the "once in the faint repeatedly to pursue, just know plain takes is the most true" this sentence would not agree. Prince "lonely" sings too detached - repeatedly to pursue all his life, just the plain is true conclusions.Plain is the most true, at the end of the day is not unwilling to mediocrity, since GanWuWei? Once upon a time, we have these in with the secondary color dream university students who are Shouting: plain is the most true. And some people think that as long as "otherwise, serene life" can be free to live, have to zhuang zi's "inaction" thoughts to carry on the general trend. What makes us rich campus life fade color? What makes us real magma solidification, not blood from heart? Because we don't have entered the dream of the ivory tower? Because we did not get out of the confused myself strip? Or because our hearts are really not young, is to see everything in the flat? No! All is not! Dominate the world is you, give up the world is still you.The best life, not life expectancy of the people, but most can feel the life of the people. Besides you don't have entered the ideal university, in addition to you didn't hold an almost successful love, in addition to the vanity in the air, in your heart you feel how much right to life? Life on earth gave you how manyreal burden on uneven? No! Because only in contemporary China, in our country where illiteracy and semiliterate hundreds of millions of, college students had been high social expectation, also looking forward to the society too much, just because we cannot properly estimate oneself, also can't correctly understand society. The flat state of mind, that is still a bad excuse. Then, you ever also want to do something, but don't know where to start, follow, in front of the temptation away from the natural state, is the era of mud and sand flow together tide carrying floating around. When you are tired to walk three hundred and sixty miles, you only to find that behind in addition to the flat, what also have no.Here some people would say: I'm really very ordinary, unskilled and won't sing can't jump, is not to poetry painting, destined to this four years so insipid. In the world but only one of Beethoven's genius, but also is only a child prodigy Mozart, more and more people is through the attempt, through perseverance is as brilliant. Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results. There is an old saying, can surmount the pyramids of creatures have only two: the eagle and the snail. Although we can't soar like an eagle, everyone but we can at least be marching silently like a snail with his endurance.Don't be saddened leaves, as the spring rain tears; Don't careless swing back the sun of summer, make till winter snow to decorate their veil; Years may wrinkle the skin, and lose enthusiasm wrinkle the soul.With new confidence, we try to take out our youth enthusiasm, graduated from university four years, looking back, we don't have flat, regret the youth. Let our youth float in the sky.5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文5Good morning everybody, I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech.We all know that Bingxin has a famous saying “we always admire the beauty of flowers but its sprout was watered by tears of struggle and rained by blood of sacrifice”. So for the majority, behind their success, are filled of sweat and tears. Eagle flying in the vast firmament, must be experienced the pain of countless times fall under the cliff, then hammered out a pair of volley wings. A shinning of pearls, inevitably suffered countless body friction and numerous waves’ shock. In this view, a real successful people, and he must experienced numerous times to stand up again and agin after failed, because without sweat and tears on the life road ,no one can casually get the beautiful flowers. Alfter a heavy fall Shi Tiesheng lost his legs, it must be a heavy blow for anyone. But he didn't lose faith in life, but use his brain and hands to show the infinite love of life;Beethoven was blind and deaf, but he still had written the "Hero""Destiny"nd so on a large number of music works, in his unfortunately life, he doggedly gripped the "fate of the throat. They all had a fall, but they are strong enough to stand up, fight against fate and misfortune, finally they succeed. So for each of us, wrestling is not terrible, lose confidence and courage in life is the most terribe thing. In my opionion, the sweat and tears during the life’ jour ney are very important for us, they hone our will, and enrich our experience. As the saying goes, how can you see the rainbow without a rainy day, while you don't work hard and not struggle, how can you gain the successful flowers. All in all, the sweat and tears on the struggling road is inevitable, don’t look for shortcuts anymore, steadfast walk every step, we will succeed in the end. So belief yourself, nothing is impossile,just do it. Thank you for taking your time to listen to my speech, I hope in the near future we all can be successful.。
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演讲中的美式幽默美国人爱幽默，特别是大庭广众之中，演讲者丢包袱、甩噱头，营造出一种轻松欢快、与听众互动的氛围，已经是现代美国文化的一种常态。
马克-吐温的幽默细胞，已俨然浸入到美国文化的血液中。
市长的幽默崔永元先生介绍了波斯顿市长在与中国市长同僚们会面时演说的幽默，波斯顿市长说道，他绝对没有中国市长们那么威风，他在波斯顿当市长，更多的时候感觉自己就象个“墓地看守”，“看起来人挺多”但——“没有一个听我的”。
呵呵。
那是当然的啰，在美国是个人主义得道，强调天赋人权，人人平等。
不象中国，千年来儒家的“君臣父子长幼有序”，人的尊严完全奠立于手中握有权力的大小。
当了官，尤其当了个“高官”，周围多半会有一批马屁精们围绕。
马屁精们放弃自己的尊严，整天把领导的官衔挂在嘴上，使得我们领导的感觉不要太好哦！看看山东作协里的“作家”——在四川汶川地震时为追思被埋葬在废墟下的学生写的诗——对领导的吹捧和赞美到了不知人间羞耻的地步！没看现在国内，大家千军万马争当“公务员”——其中必有不少人恐怕为的就是想要出人头地，期待身边有人来给他溜须拍马嘛！可在美国，是不流行拍马屁的哎！牧师的幽默去过美国教会听礼拜的大凡都有体会，美国牧师大多讲道时比较幽默，气氛活跃；不象国内牧师那样常常板起脸教训人，把讲道搞得枯燥无味。
有一次去教会参加美国朋友的一个婚礼，主持婚礼的牧师认真地向这对新人祝福，愿他俩“making love everyday!”这句话，直白点的翻译便是：做爱每一天！当然也可以有柔和点的翻译：恩爱每一天！完全木有过去在国内婚礼上主持人对新人的励志话语：共同携手——抓革命、促生产、为国家多做贡献（其实也只让生一个），，，哈哈！葬礼上的幽默美国人演讲的幽默甚至连葬礼也不放过。
我在美国通过电视直播观看了苹果公司创建人乔布斯去世后的葬礼现场，苹果公司的一位高管，在葬礼上发表激情演说，他谈到乔布斯一向追求细节的完美，不能容忍任何的细节疏忽。
演讲者说他“曾经多次陪乔布斯外出公干”，每到一地在宾馆住下，他把自己携带的行李中的衣物取出、摆放好，就立马会接到乔布斯打来的电话，乔布斯对这家宾馆房间乃至对这个宾馆的某个细节不满意，要他“收拾行李”，准备跟他“换宾馆饭店”。
以致后来他再陪乔布斯外出，到宾馆住下后，他连自己的行李都不敢打开，就坐在房间电话机旁边等——等乔布斯打电话来，准备换宾馆，“这样比较方便”，省得把东西刚拿出来，又要放进去。
会场一片笑声，哎，这哪像“葬礼”啊？有木有搞错？偶滴油墨幽默英语演讲稿love your mother 爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because im a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats o.k........妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系... later the little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say...... 所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的... the little boy grew up andbecame a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, whydo women cry so easily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣? god answered......上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet, 当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是, 却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejectioneven from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛, 也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害, 甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...i gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without 我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进, 并且照顾自己的家人和朋友, 甚至当每个人都放弃的时候, 她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances.even when her child has hurt her badly.... she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quella teenagers anxieties and fears....我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候．．．她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧．．．i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and i fashionedher from his rib to protect his heart....我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错．我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏．．．i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimestests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心．for all of this hard work, i also gave her a tear to shed. it is hers to usewhenever needed andwhen you see her cry, tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good. 因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处．．．当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰．she is special!please send this to women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and specialwomen in their lives.她是独特的！请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人，有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人．but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thinga woman is.篇三：【英语】美式幽默1. is she big-boned?她是不是很魁梧啊？big-bone看字面解释就知道是指骨架很粗大。
这对美女(美国的女人) 来说是见怪不怪的。
在电影something about mary中就有这一句，is she big-boned?那娇小的女子怎么说？娇小就是petite。
很多从亚洲来女生来美国都抱怨买不到合适的衣服，其实很多店都有一区petite。
去那里找找，保证你会有意想不到的收获。
若是真的找不到，就试试teenager那儿也有许多合适的衣服。
2. we have a female shortage here。
我们这里闹女人荒。
由于我的学校是理工学院，所以男女比例自然是不均匀，有一次连老美也不禁感叹道，we have a female shortage here。
这样的说法是不是听来很特别？其实我看根本就不只是female shortage而是 female drought。
或是更夸张一点的讲法，we have a femaleextinction here。
3. you are a freaking yankee。
你是怪怪的北方佬。
老美彼此之间很喜欢拿对方的出生地作文章。
因为南北的差异，所以或多或少北方人看不起南方人，南方人也看不起北方人。
yankee 是南北战争时北军的士兵叫yankee, 现在一般指北方佬。
而freaking是说这人很怪，或者解释成怪胎也可以。
4. i am laying low。
我躲起来了。
有一次我问一个老美， how are you doing? 结果他回我i am laying low。
结果在场的老美都在笑，但是只有我听不懂。
其实laying low就是说躲的低低的，怕被别人看到，就是想办法混就对了。
事后老美跟我解释说这句话其实没那么好笑，主要是因为我听不懂，大家才又觉得更好笑。