超级搞笑英语剧本
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准备好3个座椅供继母和两个女儿。
中间座椅前准备好洗衣盆和脏衣服。
左边座椅上准备好碗勺。
右边座椅上准备好针线和衣服。
(背景音乐：1)
旁白:Longago,旁白停顿，父亲出场并向观众致意，飞吻
等)hehadmarriedagain,buthewashappyallthetime,Hisnewwife(旁白停顿，继母出场并向观众致意，摆酷，扭动前行等)sexy,butcruel’;hehadtwodaughters(旁白停顿，两个姐姐出场并向观众致意
等).Theyareasbadastheirmother.
父亲出场后就座中间椅子上。（摆酷，显示自己在家庭中的地位极高）
继母怀抱宠物狗上场最后向灰姑娘父亲方向前行，即将到达时父亲赶紧起身卑微地跑前迎接并搀扶，待继母就坐后捶背、捶腿，进一步显示其家庭地位低。
两个女儿出场并向观众致意后前行到自己座椅处默默洗碗、做针线活（不情愿的，动作笨拙）。
旁白：However,we’llshowyouadifferentplaytoday.(换背景音乐2)
Sheissostrong,.
Now,sheisrunningforthe100meterrace.(灰姑娘冲刺)
剧务给灰姑娘传球。
Now,sheisplayingbasketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮)
Now,sheispracticingChinesegongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒（对手，被击打后退）)
Thisisher----Cinderella
灰姑娘(怒,看旁白):Doyoufinish?
旁白:(结巴)O…Ok,con…continue,evensheisperfect,shestillcan’tescapethepoorlife,Why?Thatis-----（此时音乐关掉，无背景音乐）
继母(怒):Hey!You!,washclothes!
灰姑娘匆忙跑来：yes,MomIdoitrightnow.
一姐将盆碗碰得乱响:you!,,Quickly,
灰姑娘匆忙跑来：yes,ok!
此时二姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫:ah,myfinger!Idon’tdothisanymore.!Youdoit!(将衣服扔向灰姑娘)
灰姑娘(悲腔):Oh,Iamverytiredeveryday!.
(举牌的同时父亲退场)
第一幕
布置三把椅子
灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀，一姐在写作业，二姐做针线。
侍卫敲门送传单
侍卫：Goodafternoon,thisisthenotice,hereyouare.
二姐:Mom,Mom,Look!Goodnews.
继母:what’sit?
二姐（兴奋的）:.
一姐(托腮):Imustbechosen,Iamthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.
二姐(凭空跳舞):No,,IamtheQueen.
(两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻传单)
继母:Stop!Bothofyou!（继母站起上前分开争吵的两个女儿）
Makeupyourselfnow!Wedon’thaveenoughtime!(瞪灰姑
娘)Cinderella,whatareyoudoing?Cometohelpyoursisters!
灰姑娘:OK,,mom,mom,CanIgowithyou------
(三人敛神，诧异互视,哈哈耻笑灰姑娘)
继母：you!(注意重语气)Lookatyourself,sodirtyandsougly!Goaway!（推倒灰姑娘，灰姑娘不情愿地跑向拖把处继续干家务）
一姐（发愁的，偷瞄灰姑娘,哭）:Oh,myGod!IforgotKathy’二姐(拿书,指,附
和):Oh,Yes,,exerciseA,exerciseB------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh,myGod!Oh,myparty!MyPrince!Myhappiness!
灰姑娘(慌乱,安慰):Mysisters,don'tcry!Ialwaysdothehomeworkforyou,ofcoursetonight!
继母：mydaughters,areyouready?
一姐/二姐:ok,Let’sgo!
（背景音乐3）(三人离开，灰姑娘望着院里的背影双手捂脸哭泣)
灰姑娘:Dearmyfriends,Iwanttogo,whatshallIdo?
第二幕
（继续播放背景音乐3）
洗衣盆，打扫卫生工具。准备好魔盒。
灰姑娘在洗衣服，打扫卫生。
(仙女骑着一把几乎掉光了的扫把登场)旁白:Oh,哈里波特!
(仙女撞到灰姑娘)（此时关掉背景音乐3。）
灰姑娘(怒):Whoareyou?
仙女(得意):Iamthebestwitch,.
灰姑娘:Really?DoyouknowKing’sparty?Iwanttogo,but------(低头看自己的破衣服)
仙女(大笑):Don’!Look,clothes,shoes,car-----
衣服出现时用手帕变魔术，变衣服出来，需要准备好魔盒。
灰姑娘(面露欣喜,扑向鞋子):Oh,howbeautifulglassshoes!
仙女:Putiton,andgo!灰姑娘准备穿好裙子。
第三幕(改动较多，请仔细阅读)
国王就座
准备好水晶鞋提前放于场内
（当各演员到位后就播放背景音乐4）
((富丽堂皇的大厅里,音乐飘扬,(严肃)但是士兵在跳disco
国王(严肃):quietly!（背景音乐停止）
侍卫(击杖):WelcomethePrince.
(大家鼓掌,欢呼)王子出场，侍卫恭请。
国王：TodayIwillchooseabeautiful,slim,humorousgirlformyson----(转身,指向王子),strong,tall,andbrave!
侍卫(击杖):Welcometheladies!
众女士（包括两姐及无角色人员）:Howlively!Howhandsome!(做陶醉状,冲向前,将王子团团围住)
（播放背景音乐5）
(两姐妹分别邀请王子跳舞，两姐妹：MayIaskyouforadance?王子和她们两个分别跳了，但是跳一遍吐一次)
(播放背景音乐6，灰姑娘上场)
(兴奋的旋转着，环顾四周):wowbeautiful!Amazing!Wonderful!
王子从人缝中看见灰姑娘,一边说着一边奋力冲向灰姑娘：howbeautifulagirl,mydreaminggirl.
灰姑娘与王子两人四目凝视，（全场肃静，此时关掉背景音乐6）灰姑娘既害羞又激动状。
王子真诚邀请灰姑娘跳舞：wouldyouliketodancewithme,beautifulgirl?
灰姑娘:itismypleasure.
二人翩翩起舞….
国王表情由吃惊转为惊喜，大笑一声同时高喊，music,go!（（播放背景音乐7-西班牙斗牛士》）
(王子与灰姑娘共舞,突然手机铃声响起（电话由仙女打来），一直响到王子与灰姑娘摆完造型后。停止音乐7)
王子:Who’sphone?
灰姑娘:Oh,it’smyphone!(掏手机接电话)ThisisCinderellaspeaking!
仙女:It’s12’clock,gamewillbeover,comebackquickly!Oryou’ll changeback!(开始敲钟)
灰姑娘:Oh,Imustgo!(慌忙中跑掉了一只鞋)
王子(捡起鞋,追):Wait!Wait!Yourname,yourphonenumber!
王子(注视姑娘远去,悲情):I’velosther!
第四幕
准备好三个座椅
继母怀抱宠物狗就座。
灰姑娘换回衣服继续打扫卫生,两个姐姐在默声打扑克。
音乐：（播放背景音乐8，不要太大声）旁白:Sincetheparty,PrincefallinlovewithCinderella,（在说这段的同时，王子最好能表演一下悲伤，思念的情绪，比如说拿着灰姑娘拉下的鞋子叹气）Heissuedanotice,“Whoevertheglassshoefits,shallbewifetothePrince!”
(王子带着士兵到处找人试鞋)
士兵:Pleasetrytheshoe!(女士甲试鞋)Oh,yourfootistoobig!
士兵:Pleasetrytheshoe!(女士乙试鞋)Oh,myGod,whataterriblesmell!Ofcoursenotyou!
旁白:Later,thePrincecometoCinderella‘s home.
（此时关掉背景音乐）
士兵敲门(抬手敲门口中发出咚咚声)：isanybodyhere?
一姐:（开门动作并模拟发出开门声）Oh,here,mygod!ThePrinceiscoming,heissohandsome!Heissocool!
士兵们进门(拿着鞋):Pleasetrytheglassshoe.
(两姐妹正抢):Oh,itismyshoe!------Oh,itismyshoe!
(士兵夺过鞋,递给大姐):Youfirst!(大姐拿过鞋,却怎么也穿不进去)
士兵:,youwillbreaktheshoe!
二姐(得意):Isaid,itismyshoe.(抢过鞋,试穿,费了九牛二虎之力终于穿上,走开来)
二姐:toosmall!(甩掉鞋,蹲下揉脚,鞋飞到灰姑娘身上)
(灰姑娘拿着鞋仔细端详)beautifulshoes
继母朝灰姑娘(怒吼):Whyareyouhere?Backtokitchen!Washthedishes!
灰姑娘：Yesmom.
王子：Wait!Everygirlmusttry!You(王子指向灰姑娘),please.
继母:Sheisverydirty!Itc ouldn’tbehers!
(灰姑娘默默轻松的穿上了鞋)
王子(欢呼):Oh,itfitsyouverywell!Ifoundyou!(王子和灰姑娘拥在一起,抱着旋转起来退场)（此时播放背景音乐）
结束画面：灰姑娘的爸爸上场，对着镜头无奈地哭泣着：
wait,wait!IamCinderella’sfather,whynotletmetakepartintheinterestingparty,55555(做捶胸嚎啕大哭状，最好坐地上蹬腿)
灰姑娘和王子上场搀扶起父亲：dearmyfather,don’t grieve,weloveyouforever!（父亲变为抽泣）
旁白:ThePrincewashappytofindher,andonabrightsunnyday,!（此时播放背景音乐9，但是声音不要盖过演员的说话）
大家依次上场排好队（二排），准备谢幕！
领队起头说：learningwithMETHOD
大家一起：（声音洪亮，整齐清晰）
LearningwithMETHOD
Wewillbethebest!
Ohyeah!
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8人英语小品剧本 A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----) Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----) H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.) D: Good evening, everyone. Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li. D: Hello, let me examine you. W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.) D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some medicine on you. W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high fever. He seems fainted. D: ( Ta kes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left. W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy so me medicine. D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest. W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me. ( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.) X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know. W1: But there’s no medicine left. X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine. D: Have you got any money? X: No. D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine. X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands. D: But how can you get the medicine without money? X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye. D and Ws: Be careful! Scene2 ( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.
英语小品剧本
KeeP AWay FrOm The Net Bar 场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。 2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。 3■老师带领学生回网吧要书包 4■教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。对Tom的进步作出表扬并倡导大家远离网吧。 剧中人物：Tom，boss Ms.Wu，StUdent A\ B 道具：几张桌椅，几台电脑” 一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷 RePOrter： SCene1:ThiS is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of PIaying COmPUter games.Now,it's o' clock.There StiISa lot of people Sitting in front of the COmPUterS.Look,Tomis one of them.He is PIaying COmPUter games carefully. winner! Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop. Tom：（揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状,）Wait a moment,boss.Let me play for a while. I'll Win this game. Boss： ok. BUt you have to Pay me more money. Tom： OK. OK. PIeaSe Wait a minute,I'll Pay you the money.（继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。） Tom：（特别兴奋的样子，跳起对着老板兴奋地说）Oh,yeah. I've PaSSed this game! I made it. Boss： Congratulations!But don't forget to Pay me the money. Tom：（边拿起书包背上，边走，边问老板。）How much is it? Boss： Not too much, just twenty yuan! Tom：（作惊讶状）What? TWenty yuan! I don't have so much money. Boss： What? You have no money?（气愤、拍桌子） Boss： Of course. It's half PaSt two now. You know? Tom：（不知所措的样子）Ah, I'll be late for school. I must go to school now. Could I Pay you n ext time? Boss： NeXt time? No way. ThiS is the third time! Don't Say too much, take out your money quickly.（伸手要钱，抓住Tom的衣领。）
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英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。 有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。 有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。 最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
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8分钟英语小品剧本
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4人英语短剧剧本
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超级搞笑英语剧本
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英语搞笑小品剧本
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景 Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)