相声小品剧本英语剧本
相声小品剧本RushHour,尖锋时刻
三一文库（）/其他范文/相声小品剧本RushHour,尖锋时刻英文片名:rushhour中文片名:尖锋时刻上映:1998rushhouroriginalscreenplaybyrosslamannafadein:ext.losangeles-daythewholedysfunctionalmegalopolis,beigeandblurryinthe summersmog.ifthisistheamericandream,domeafavorand wakemeup.x-daythetrafficloopoutsidetheterminalsisgridlocked--mostly withstretchlimousines.x-(includenewsreportmontage)-dayinside,theairportisdoneupwithfestiveposters,streamers andbanners:welcome-pacificpartnerssummitaplaneloadofcheerfulchinesedelegatescomeintothe crowdedterminal.somesportredt-shirtswithapictureof maowearingmickeymouseears.theygetontothepeoplemover,passingbyatvreporter:reporter(totvcamera) eagertomenditstarnishedimage, losangeleshasreallyputoutthe welcomematfortomorrow'ssummit. thecitypromisesquiteapartyas leadersfromjapan,china,southkorea,australia,theu.s.and othersbegintalksforthelargestfree-tradetreatyinhistory.thescenechangestotapeofdelegatesfromothercountries arriving.then,weseemassivesecuritypreparationsallaroundthecity.reporter(vo)(continuing) theonesournoteisnorthkorea, theonlypacificrimcountrynot participating.therearerumorsof secretmeetingswithnorthkorean representatives,butu.s.officialsinsistthenorthmustfirsthold democraticelections,andhaltits nuclearweaponsprogram--asthey claimedtohavedonebackin1995.wecuttoaheateddebateintheunsecuritycouncil.thenartilleryfireoverthekoreandmz.thescenereturnstolax.reporter(vo)(continuing) tensionsremainhighsincelastyear'sskirmishesbetweennorthkorea andtheu.s.soanychanceofthecommunistnorthjoiningthepacific partnersseemshighlyunlikely.dissolveto:ext.fremontplace-dayanexclusive,walled-offsectionofhancockpark.there'sonlyonerouteinandout,pastamannedguardhouseonwilshire. ext.northkoreanconsulate-dayacolonial-stylemansion,surroundedbyanimposing,wrought- ironfence.thereisabronzeplaque,inenglishandkorean, nexttotheentranceway:consulateofthedemocraticpeople'srepublicofkoreathedrivewaygateopensandalong,blackmercedeswithtinted windowsanddiplomaticlicenseplatesglidesout.int.northkoreanconsulate-surveillanceroom-dayanalertnorthkoreancorporalwatchestheperimetermonitors. hepushesaswitchtoclosethegatebehindthemercedes.ext.utilitypole-olympicblvd-dayfromatopapoleoutsidethesouthwall,amanwithbinoculars overlookstheprivatestreetsoffremontplace.hispov-throughbinoculars asthemercedescruisesthroughthequietneighborhood. backtoscenetheman,pauljaval,isthirtyish,nervous;withshort,sandyhair.hetakesthebinocularsawayfromhisfaceandwesee hiseyes--they'reastrange,unnaturallylightgray.javaltakesanorangepillfromanunlabeledprescription bottleandpopsitintohismouth.heclimbsdownthepoleto avanwithaphonecompanylogoonit.ext.wilshireblvd-daythemercedescomesoutofthefremontplacegate,andturns intotheheavymorningtraffic.int.mercedes-(movingshot)-dayitisextremelyquiet,duetoinch-thickglassonthewindows and4,000poundsofarmorplatingonthecar'schassis.thedriverisanorthkoreanarmymajor.ontheseatbeside himisanamd-74,a5.45x39mm-calibermachinegun.ahandfromthebackseatdartsbetweenthefrontseatsand turnsontheradiotoarockstation.thedriverturnsitoff.newanglethehandbelongsto10-year-oldsamkehan.samsitsbackand sighstohissister,joy(15).betweenthemsitsamiddle-aged scandinaviangoverness.samican'tstandit--halfanhourto gettothestupidschoolevery morning...withnomusic... (korean;subtitled) [justourdamnnanny...]ext.crenshawblvd-dayjaval'svan,alsowithtintedwindows,turnsontocrenshaw.it followsthemercedes,severalcarsbehindit.int.javal'svan-(movingshot)-dayjaval,wired,drumsonthesteeringwheelwhiledriving.he glancesatsomeexpertlyconstructed,radio-controlremote unitssittingontheseatnexttohim.ext.santamonicafreeway-daytrafficismovingatabout35mph.themercedesmergesonto thefreeway,headingwest.javal'svanfollows.thethumpingofarapsongrattlestheotherdrivers'fillings asalowriderwithitsstereoturnedupto'11'cruisesby.int.mercedes-(movingshot)-dayeven500wattsofbasscannotpenetratethearmoredsilence. thedriverscanstheroad,warybutsensingnodanger.heputs onhisblinkertotakethe405southexit.ext.santamonicafreeway-daythevanfollows,nowdirectlybehindthemercedes,ina processionofvehiclesgoingupthelong,curvedoverpass arcing100feetabovethe10,towardthe405.int.javal'svan-(movingshot)-dayastheyapproachthecrestoftheoverpass,javalflipsa switchonhisradio-controlunit...close-roadsurfaceofoverpasssixsmallsemicircles,exactreplicasofthestay-alertbumps onthewhitelinesoftheoverpass,explode.theyspewhundredsofsharp,triangularnailsacrosstheroadway.immediately, scoresoftiresonpassingcarsblowout...widercausing,50yardsaheadofthemercedesandvan,themost hellacious,gut-wrenching,piss-your-pants,chain-reaction pile-upyoucanimagine.dozensofdriverslosecontroloftheirvehicles...sideswipe theirneighbors...grindagainsttheguardrails.some fishtailinto180's,smashingheadlongintothetrafficstill comingontotheoverpass.brakessqueal,peoplescream,metalcrumples,airbagsdeploy, glassshatters.andthenitgetsreallynasty...ahondagetsjammedunderatruckhaulingcinderblocks.the truckjackknifes,tippingoverlikeadrunkengiant.itsmashesthroughtheconcretewallandguardrail...alongwithseveralcarsandtheirscreamingoccupants,swept overtheedgebythetrucklikediscardedsodacans.theyplummetthroughspace,crashingontothefreewaybelow.int.mercedes-(movingshot)-daysam,joy,andthegovernessbracethemselvesasthedriverslamsonthebrakes.hebarelyavoidshittinganything.driver(korean)[stayinthecar.]ext.freewayoverpass-dayanightmaresceneofsmoke,twistedwrecks,dazedvictims.the mercedesandvansitmotionlessinthebacked-uptraffic.int./ext.javal'svanroadway-day javalslidesopenatrapdooronthefloorofthevan.heslipsawheeled,mechanic'srepairplatformthroughit.anglewithjavalas,unnoticedamidthechaos,heliesontheplatformand rollsunderthemercedes.theundercarriageofthemercedesisarmoredwithsteel.javalstopsatapatchofperforations--anairexchangevent.he attachesaslimdeviceoverthevent,flipsaswitchonit, thenrollsbacktowardthevan.int.mercedes-dayoblivioustojaval'sactionsbelowthem,everyonewatchesas policeandnewshelicopterscircleabove.then,somechpmotorcyclesstraddlethelanesandzoomby.int.javal'svan-daysweating,javalsitsbackinthedriver'sseatandchecks anotherradiounit.working.ext.freewayoverpass-daythechphasclearedapaththroughthedevastation,and traffictricklesthrough.asthemercedesandthevanpassby, javallooksproudlyatthemiseryhe'swrought.hefollowsthe mercedesontothe405south.int.javal'svan-(movingshot)-dayjavaldrivesbehindthemercedes,withonehandontheradio unit.themercedessignalstotaketheveniceexit.javalfingerstheradiounit,itchingtouseit...buthepassesbythemercedesasitgetsoffthefreeway.insertangle-underthemercedesjaval'sdeviceisarmed,andwaiting... fadeto:ext.sierrabonitaavenue-carson'shouse-nightaprettystreetinthemiraclemile,linedwithneat,single- familyhomes.timedsprinklersystemswatersomeoftheyards.everyhouseontheblockexcepttheonewe'reinfrontofhasa'forsale'signonthelawn.fromtheweatheredlooksofthe signs,they'vebeenthereforquiteawhile.int.carson'shouse-bedroom-nightit'sahotnight.theceilingfanabovethebedspinsslowly.petecarsontossesrestlesslyinbed,thesheetshalf-covering him.nexttohimhiswife,mirandaknoll,snorescontentedly.carsonisinhislatethirties,outdoorsy,withatight,muscularbuild.emotionallyhe'stightly-woundaswell.mirandais35,raven-haired,sensible,pretty.shebelieves aboveallelsethatoneshouldneverraiseone'svoice.carsongroans...he'sdreaming...cutto:ext.beverlydrive-(carson'sdream)-dayquick,silentimages:astreetcordonedoffwithpolicetape. cops,swatteams,fbisurroundbeverlythrift,abank.carson,younger,hairshorter,sitsinanfbicommandtruck acrossfromthebank.coveringthemouthpieceofthephoneinhishand,he'sarguingwiththeotheragentsinthetruck.suddenly,ahuge,fieryexplosionblowsoutthefrontofthe bankbuilding.horrified,carsonrunstowardit...cutto:int.carson'shouse-bedroomandhallway-nightcarsonissnappedawakebyacaralarmgoingoffoutside.carsonsonofabitch!heboltsoutofbed,wearingnothingbutapairofstriped bikinibriefs.mirandarollsover,sleepy,unconcerned...mirandapete...please...wehavetobeup earlytomorrow.callthepolice.carsonyeah,right.heracesdownthehall--rightpastthehousealarmkeypad, itslcdreading'armed.'hegrabsanaluminumbaseballbatfromtheumbrellastand. forgettingtodisarmthehousealarm,heyanksthefrontdoor open.thehousealarmbeginsshrieking.carson(continuing)shit!miranda pullsthepillowsoverherheadandsighs.mirandanotagain...ext.carson'shouse-nightcarsoncomesaroundtothedriveway,whichisilluminatedby thestreetlight--wheretwo20-ishassholesaresittinginhis1965mustang convertible,theirpresencecourtesyofahugecutthey've madeintheotherwise-perfectragtop.car-thefttoolsinaleathercasebetweenthem,they'reprying theignitionswitchoutofthedashboard.asshole#1spotscarson.hegetsoutofthecar,wieldinga crowbar.hispartnerkeepsworking.newangleasshole#1lungesviciously,swipingatcarsonwiththe crowbar,takingapieceoutofhisside.carsonstarts bleedingprofusely,buthe'stoopissedtonotice.carsonuseshisbattotaketheoffensive.theygoateach otherlikecombatantsinaswordfight,theclankingofmetal echoingthroughtheneighborhoodalongwiththescreaming houseandcaralarms,andfranticneighborhooddogs.surprisedatcarson'sfuryandstrength,asshole#1backsonto thelawn,oblivioustotherunningsprinklers.ashebacksaway,hisshoecatchesononeofthesprinkler heads.itbreaksoff,andahugegeyserofwaterspraysout.carsonholdshisbatinbothhandsandjamsthefrontofit intoasshole#1'sbreadbasket.hedoublesover.carsongrabsasshole#1'sarm,andpullsitquicklyagainst。
适合学生表演的相声《英语》
甲:亲爱的观众朋友们，大家晚上好！（鞠躬）乙: Good evening everyone ,Dear my friends。
甲：你说什么？乙：我说英语啊！甲：英语？英国老鼠？好家伙，来一中半个学期，成了洋鬼子了。
乙:这不是洋鬼子。
这是世界普通话嘛——English.你懂吗？甲：哦，世界普通话。
我也会说。
世界不憧话嘛。
我说给你听。
乙：你说说给我听！甲：......乙：这是什么东东呀？甲：哈，听不懂就对了。
这就是你说的世界不懂话。
说了谁也听不懂的话。
乙：咳，你这个人，什么年代了，还这么落后，我说的可是正宗英语，现在已经成了世界通用的语言了，所以叫世界普通话。
就象中国普通话一样普及。
甲：是嘛。
你这么说，我倒要见识见识了。
乙：你想学英语？甲：废话。
不学不就象你说的，落后了嘛？乙；对，你真聪明！甲：你可以教我嘛？乙；好啊！甲：太谢谢你了，那，比如，见了面用英语怎么打招呼呀？乙：这很容易，招手：Hello......甲：哦，（学）二楼！这真的容易。
见了而，上二楼，叫我吃饭啊！乙：不是二楼！是Helloo甲：哦，不是二楼，是下楼？让我下楼，又不让我吃饭了？咳......乙：你这人真是的，你饿晕了吗？总吃什么饭啊，什么二楼，下楼。
还下流呢！看来你真不是学英语的料。
不教你了，甲：哎！不要生气啊，你就再教教我嘛。
乙：好吧！谁叫我是个大好人呢？甲：那么，你叫什么名字，怎么说？乙：我叫韦东。
甲：不是，我是问你，英语“你叫什么名字''怎么说。
乙：哦，你听啊，Whafs your name?甲：（壮话）闻是用name （重复），哦，英语真了不起！乙：怎么了？甲：我们是壮族的啊！你听啊，英语也和我们壮话一样，教育我们，人家放屁了，千万不要在后而跟着，好好（讲壮话）跟了放屁的人，不是好臭嘛，是吧！乙：这怎么是壮话呢？还跟什么放屁连在一起，乱七八糟的。
甲：（傻笑）呵呵。
乙：我可告诉你，你还想不想学英语？甲：（赶忙）想学，想学。
英语相声：与未来的自己的对话(英文剧本)
Talk with myself from the future与未来的自己对话A:Hey,buddy.Did I see you before?嗨！我以前见过你吗？B:Oh,that’s impossible,because I am you from the future.噢，不可能，因为我是来自未来的你。
A:Wow,that’s cool.I can’t imagine it.How could you make it?太酷了。
我真是无法想象。
你是怎么做到的？B:I’m sorry that I am not allowed to tell you about it.It’s a secret.很抱歉，我不能告诉你，这是个秘密。
A:What a pity!Wait!Can I ask you something else?太遗憾了！等等，我能问你一些别的事情吗？B:Yes,absolutely!That’s exactly why I come here to meet you.当然可以！这就是为什么我会来见你的原因了。
A:Have you married?你结婚了吗？B:Ha,I know you will ask this question first.But I won’t tell you.哈，我就知道你会先问这个。
但是我才不告诉你！A:How come?Please.拜托！B:There are many reasons but basically,I just simply don’t want to tell you.事实上，有很多原因，但是我就是不想告诉你。
A:OK,I hope you have married because I don’t want to be single at your age.好吧，我希望你已经结婚了，因为我不想在你这个年纪还是单身狗。
B:Don’t worry.Maybe your wife is very pretty and empathetic.别担心，可能你的妻子既漂亮又迷人呢。
英语小品剧本--ThePocketMoney[优秀范文五篇]
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英语小品剧本--ThePocketMoney[优秀范文五篇]第一篇：英语小品剧本 -- The Pocket Money英语小品剧本--The Pocket Money Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you.I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly!What can I do? The students will eat me!And they will be ill!Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat!(给它穿上)Wow!Now it’s so beautiful!Haha……C: Oh, no!Don’t sell me!I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.（Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies!Candies!Sweet candies!…… M: Oh, Alice!Look!Candies!A: Yeah!I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do?(面向观众)Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies!Candies!（引诱两个女孩）M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）M&A: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask? A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever.(爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK?(同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK!Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。
经典高中生相声剧本--学英语
经典高中生相声剧本--学英语甲：哈罗哈啰，（挥手）哈啰everybody.今天呢，我给大家说段相声，说说英语！（停一下，用手放在耳朵边作听的姿势）哦，这位奶奶问我怎么一个人说？当然是two啦，two啦。
不过，我那搭档，从来就没准时过您瞧，咱们说好9点钟演出的，这都8点60分了还没见他鬼影。
乙：Im coming，（动作夸张），Hi! 说什么那？刚才我怎么听到什么two,猫呀，狗呀。
甲：嘘，什么猫，狗，你不要侮辱我的IQ，这是英语，English！乙：English？（表示惊讶的表情）你怎么喜欢学英语了？太阳从北方升起哦！甲：唉，我们老师说了！中国加入WTO了，北京举办奥运成功了，外国人喜欢来中国兜风了，我们学校连续三年都上湛江二中了！乙：呀，呀，挺顺那.不过你好像发疯了！但话又说回来了，学好英语才能考上湛江二中啊。
甲：certainly啦。
乙：那你英语现在学得怎么样了？甲：小case啦（骄傲状态），我们英语老师说学好英语主要是听、说、读、写。
但其中最重要的是---说speak。
乙：是吗？那你说给大伙听听！甲：你这人什么意思？乙：怎么了？甲：老师说我发音不好，你不是存心出我洋相吗？乙：您误会了，我绝对不是那意思！甲：那你什么意思？我问你那！乙：没关系，大家交流交流嘛！甲：我不愿意！乙：为什么？甲：都没人给我鼓掌啊！掌声哪里？乙：大家掌声这么热烈，你来教教我英语怎么样？甲：好，学英语第一要从25个字母学起乙：25个字母啊？甲：不，26个字母。
好好听着吧！乙：是甲：注意我这个发音啊乙：好甲：A、B，对不乙：对A：A、B、C（塞）--- D E nan fu ji aici z e ke nano nanm n那乙：这么读呀，好像是A、B、C、D、E（正确读音）甲：好啦，好啦。
算你对啦。
第二学英语是要学会读单词乙：单词？好，那来英语怎么说？甲：来就是（卡博）come（重复一遍）乙：（卡博）come，去呢？甲：去是go,去是（狗）go乙：go甲：对，点头是yes，摇头是no ，谢谢你说三克游。
相声小品剧本英语短剧：SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarf
三一文库（）/其他范文/相声小品剧本英语短剧：SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarf旁白：onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.shehadaprettydaughternamedsnowwhite.soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.theque enmarriedanotherqueen.thestepmotherwasveryjealous.shedressed snowwhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight, suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.白雪：(sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)皇后：i’mthenewqueen.i’mverybeautiful.yousee.ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,i’llkillher.ihaveamagicmirror.ifiwanttoknowsometh ing,itwilltellmesurely.now,mirror,mirror,comehere!魔镜：yes,i’mco ming.yourmajesty!whatdoyouwanttoknow?皇后：mirror,mirror,onthewall.whoisthefairestoftheall?魔镜：yes.yourmajesty!youarethefairestofall,ithink. butthereisayounglady.sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony. sheismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.皇后：sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme? whoisshe?tellmequickly.魔镜：yes.yourmajesty!sheissnowwhite.皇后：snowwhite?no,i’mthemostbeautifulintheworld.oh,hunter, comehere,comehere!猎人：yes.yourmajesty!i’mherenow.皇后：hunter!takesnowwhitetothewildforesttopicksomeflowers.findalonelyplaceandkillher.猎人：butsheistheprincess.…皇后：no,killher.bringherhearttome.idon’twanttoseeheranylonger.猎人：yes.yourmajesty!皇后：hereisabox.youmustputherheartinitandbringittome. otherwise,iwillpunishyou.猎人：yes.yourmajesty!白雪：(picksomeflowers.)oh!howmanyflowers!howbeautiful!猎人：(drawhisknifeslowlybuthesitated)oh!mygod!sheissolovelyandpretty!ican’t!ican’tkillher!白雪：(cryexhaustedly)whatareyoudoing?what’sthematter?whydoyoukillme?猎人：yourmajesty!i’mverysorry.someonewantsmetokillyou.白雪：butwho?猎人：thequeen.白雪：thequeen!butwhy?猎人：youaremorebeautifulthanher.soshewantstokillyou.白雪：mydearhunter.don’tkillme.iwillrunintotheforestandnevercomeback again.猎人：ok.runaway,thepoorchild.thewildbeastswillsooneatyou.白雪：thankyou,mydearhunter.旁白：atthistime,ayoungbearwasrunningby.thehuntershotitandtookthehe arttothequeen.snowwhitebegantorunintothewildforestuntilitwasal mostevening.shesawalittlecottage.白雪：oh,mygod!thequeencan’tfindmenow,ithink.howiamtired!howiwant tohavearest!ah,hereisacottage,therearesevensmallbeds.theymustb ethebedsofsevenchildren.herearetheirnames:doctor,happy,sneezy, sleepy,bashful,grumpy,dopey.oh,howiwanttosleep!旁白：whenitwasdark,theownersofthecottagecameback.theyweresevend warfs.theywerediggingtreasureinthemountain.老学究：i’mthedoctor.ikno walotofthings.开心果：i’mthehappy.i’mthehappiestpersonintheworld.喷嚏精：i’mthesneezy.ifisneeze,theearthwillshake.害羞鬼：i’mthebashful.i’mashyman.老顽固：i’mthegrumpy.i’mnotsoeasytobelieveastranger.thenextoneisdopey.hecan’ttalklikeus.老学究：look,thelampinourhouseison!开心果：whoisit?喷嚏精：perhapsit’stheghost!瞌睡虫：let’sgointoourcottagesilently.害羞鬼：oh,someonehascleanedourhouse.老顽固：perhapsit’sthewitch.旁白：whendopeywasholdingthecandleandletthelightfallonlittlesnow-whit e.theyallcriedoutwithastonishment.老学究：whatalovelychild!。
相声小品剧本英语剧本魔豆
jack:butmom,ifisoldrose,wewouldhavenomilkanymore.
mom:shutup.doasisaid.
jack:(sign)allr剧本魔豆
themagicbeans
act1scene1
(jack’smotherwasgambling.)
mom:oh,no,notagain.(roaring)jack,jack,whereareyou?
jack:hereiam,mom.what’sup?
act1scene2
(inthemarket.)
girl:sir,doyouwantanymatches?ifyoubuytenboxes,i’llgivea40percentdiscount.
jack:soundsterrific.butidon’thaveanymoney.
girl:please,sir,ihaven’teatenanythingforthreedays.i’dliketoexchangeyourcowwithmymatches.
mr.bean:ihavesoybeans,mungbeans,greenbeans,broadbeans,greensoybeans,peas,andaboveall,themostamazingbeansintheworld---magicbeans.
jack:wow,soundswonderful.beansismyfavoritefood,ican’twaittohaveabowlofbeansoup.iwanttobuyallthebeanswiththiscow.
英语小品剧本3篇
英语小品剧本3篇英语小品剧本3一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了许多惊奇的事情。
烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。
CastErin Chang: RobberDebby Tsai: Police officerSerrin Lee: Betel nut girlAlec Zhao: Ghost studentLeo Lee: Taxi driverYi-ling Chen: Pregnant womanSummaryThis story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I〞m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there〞s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you〞re going to Chong-Shan North Road?Betel nut girl: Um, I〞m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You〞re probably not married since you〞re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?Tommy: Um...miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don〞t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.Tommy: What...what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I〞ll scream!Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.Tommy: Where are you going?Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.Tommy: You〞re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must bevery tiring carrying a baby.Pregnant woman: Yeah. It〞s almost nine months.Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.Pregnant woman: Thank you.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Are you ok?Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: We〞re almost there.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Here we are.Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?Tommy: Aren〞t you going into labor?Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It〞s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.Tommy: Practice! All right... well, the total is one hundred twentydollars.Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!Robber: Get out of here, quickly!Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.Tommy: Where do you want to go?Robber: Shut up! Just drive!Tommy: Hey...Hey. Be careful, there〞s no eye in bullets.Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.Robber: Hum...your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.Tommy: Oh.. .. e on, don〞t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don〞t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.Robber: .... I don〞t want to do this ...really... but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail...I really have no choice.Tommy: Don〞t be so sad.... Here is tissue.Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!!Tommy: But...but...but....Robber: Just hand it to me or I〞ll become a really bad guy!!Tommy: I don〞t want to die yet.The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and....Police officer: Show me your license and registration.Tommy: But...sir....I got a robber in my back....Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.Tommy: Not your business? But...Police officer: Here〞s your ticket. You were speeding.Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn〞t drive fast enough, she〞d shoot me.Police officer: And where is the robber?Tommy: Just right over....what!! She〞s gone; she was here just now....Police officer: See....your lie is stupid... Remember to take the ticket.Tommy: Sir! Sir!Tommy: I〞m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone〞s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.Tommy: Um...can you say it more clearly? I don〞t know where your home is.Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.Tommy: No problem. Um... it〞s an unusual place to live.Ghost student: Yes. It〞s very special. My ancestors all lived here.Tommy: Oh! You〞ve lived here for a long time, right?Ghost student: That〞s right.Tommy: Here we are, but I don〞t see any houses around. By the way, it〞s so dark here.Ghost student: Don〞t be so surprised. We〞re in the mountain.Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?Tommy: Um...The total is 100 dollars.Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.Tommy: That〞s OK, I can give you change.Ghost student: There you go.Tommy: Um... What〞s this?Ghost student: Money.Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!...This is...ghost money...(screaming)。