英语小话剧之三打白骨精
(完整word版)三打白骨精英语话剧剧本
Three Times Beating the Monster三打白骨精-----七年制开头出场，视频《英文版敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。
【本剧灯光都是全亮的】唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地图.)八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！(哦,师父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!)八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore.(噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥猪.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will……(死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)八戒：You see ，our master is hungry too.(你看,我们师父也饿了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)悟空：No problem！(没问题.)悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……八戒：This is……(这是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more and more knowledgeable .Knowledge is power!!!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）唐僧：OK, it is the show time.（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！）放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。
三打白骨精英文口语剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster4个人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空Z：猪八戒M：白骨精 M1：变小女孩 M2：B变老婆婆M3：变老头T：I am Dongtu Datang monk（僧侣）, go to the westwards for Buddhas and scripturesS: The front is the deep mountains and forests，Emitofo,please be carefulZ: Emitofo,the weather is so hot,We take a break and then goS: (画圈)I am afraid there is a monster in the mountains, You must not go out of this circle，I'm going to pick some fruit.（妖怪出现，八戒看傻眼）M:Fruit, fresh fruit!(看一眼他们)So hot a day, a little fresh fruit.Z:（一直盯着看然后往出走）ok,niceT: (拉住Z)The monkey said not to get out of the circle.Z:Emitofo,look at her,just a little and beautifulgirl,it is ok.T: (看看然后点头)ok(出圈妖怪准备吃T,S突然出现打死M)M：Damn monkey，I'll be back soon.T:Why do you bully the little girlS: Emitofo,she is a monster.Z:what? She's not a monster.S:I have a piercing(眼神锋利的) eye, I can seeitT:I cant believe that,but thething just this once.（过度到情景二）M:daughter,my dear daughter,where are you? Sir,Did you see my daughter?Z:(小声凑到T跟前说)oh my god,the mother came to find her daughter!(对M说)No，No，we have never seen your daughter before.M:(看到书包哭喊)oh ,this is my daughter’s bag ,you kill her ,I must kill you(伸出魔抓再次扑向T，S出现打死)M:Damn monkey, I'll be back again.T：Monkey! How could you kill two people .You are too cruel,I must punish you.(念咒)S：（抱头喊）Why don't you believe me ,they are monsters!T:you are impenitent!You're not my apprentice.you go!（S走）（场景三）M：hey man , did you see my wife and daughter?TZ惊恐，T愧疚的想说被Z拦住Z:My big brotherhas to help your wife find your daughter.M: so that monkey has gone (露出危险的笑)（绑住T Z）M:You are stupid, I can become a little girl, wife, the old man ,Damn Monkey stopped me ,but you help me get rid of him.(大声笑)Now I will eat you!T:WuKong ,I was wrong about you.S:Monsters, where to escape(举棒子扑向M，M死)T：WuKong ,I'm sorry I misjudged you.Z:Monkey brother ,I am sorry .S:It’s all right .Let's keep going to the Western Paradise.。
三打白骨精的英文剧本
三打白骨精的英文剧本，我演过，相当成功，（人物可删减的）人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No mon ster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: (倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: (惊)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in orde r to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet..Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em……we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of ele ctricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）(谢幕)三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空、 E：猪八戒、 J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B变成的村姑、B2：B变成的太婆、B3：B变化成的老头、 N：哪吒 T: Wukong,where we are now? 悟空我们现在到哪里了 S: Bajie,map! 八戒地图E: (摸出，递给S) S: oh ，master，look！ (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）哦师傅你瞧啊！T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you! 八戒我告诉你多少次啦不要老是带美女图啦！ E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) 哦师傅原谅我这次吧T: (缩手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,bajie,map.没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒地图 E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move anymore,奥师傅我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了 S: Fat Pig! 肥猪E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,Iwill……….死猴子如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就 S: You will what(凶相)? 你就要干嘛啊E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 呵呵我就帮你抓虱子啊！ S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food? 悟空我也饿了你能帮我们去找点吃的吗？E: You see ,master is hungry,too! 你看我们师傅也饿了T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! 八戒不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。
四年级 三打白骨精 英语话剧
三打白骨精：T：唐僧S：孙悟空Z：猪八戒J：沙僧B：小白G：小骨J2：小精T：My goodness！（阿弥陀佛。
）师徒做下T：Where is the map？S：Here.We have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Z：Ah!I can’t walk on anymore!T：Bajie，hold on!（轻咳）Wukong,I am a bit hungry.Could you go out to get some food for me? （三只白骨精此时已在一旁偷看）S：（坐起来）OK,your highness.（随后在地上画了一个圈）You two must take care of master very carefully.Z&J2:Yes,sir.T：Let’s play cards!（《斗地主》的音乐响起）B：The Tangseng’s flesh seems so fresh and tasty!G：And he’s so handsome!He’s just my cup of tea!J2：Me too!（两人做花痴状）B：Let me catch him back.（奸笑）G&J2；Good luck,Bai.B：Hm?Electric net?Ha......You are too childish!（施魔法，打破保护障，接近三人）Can I join you?T：I’m so sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B：（在一旁观看）OH,chance!Bomb!T：Bomb（打出）？B：Double king!T：Oh!I win!Lady,you’re a master,come in and teach me!B：My pleasure.（上前观战，悄悄将手放在唐僧头上。
西游记三打白骨精英语搞笑剧本
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Dai!You ugly monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……help!
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精
英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精第一篇：英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精Beat it!人物：T:唐僧M:孙悟空P:猪八戒S:沙僧X:白骨精原型B1:白骨精变成的村姑B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人B3: 白骨精变成男人T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful.where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）八戒依旧看书，不理睬。
M: Idiot, What are you looking at?孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。
但为时已晚，M一把抢过。
M: Look，monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅)T:(很吃惊)（转身训斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!P: Oh, master!Forgive me。
I will never do this again(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so.我这肚子饿了。
M: Fat Pig!P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….M: You will what(凶相)? P: I will help you catch fleas 跳蚤。
三打白骨精英语剧本
Three times beat monsters三打白骨精第一幕农夫家农夫一家吃完饭在看电视《新闻联播主题曲》，朱宏强开始播新闻。
朱宏强：Welcome to CCTV news , there are four 和尚 from 东土大唐 to west to get some books , let me tell you who are they.师徒四人出场：朱宏强：people who rides white horse is not only prince ,he may be 唐僧.唐僧: hello ,I am唐僧, have you seen a handsome heshang（和尚） like me, many people think I always talk too much，actually ,they are wrong. Let me tell you a secret, I haven’t ate meat for 3 months.朱宏强:Not all monkeys are thin ,some monkeys may be fat.悟空：Hi, this is monkey, my favorite thing is to beat monsters. Hey, monster ,where to go.朱宏强：zhu bajie may not a ugly man ,he also can be a beautiful girl.八戒：Hello ,every beauties ,I am bajie ，I love all of beauties and I always feel hungry.朱宏强:Not all people who carry luggages （担子） are farmers, he may be shaseng.沙僧：Every audience(观众), I am shaseng, I am honest. I always speak little and do much, so, to choose a husband, I am your best choice.电视机突然坏了老太婆：Hey , what’s going on , honey you should check if there is something wrong with the TV老头：nothing serious , it just ran out of signal.村姑（女儿）：Dady and mommy, I really like tangseng, he is very handsome , I will marry a man like him .老头：forget it , tangseng always talk too much, I can’t stand him, I prefer wukong .老太婆：Oh no, wukong is too thin , to marry him you will become really thin, I think shasheng is better, he is honest.村姑：that’s it ,what about bajie, he is cute.老太婆、老头：No way!老太婆:he is too lazy .老头：Too ugly 。
三打白骨精英语剧本
Translation and expression of dialogue
The embodiment of character traits
Each character in the script should have distinct traits and personalities, clearly defined in English
Culture specific expressions
Translating cultural specific expressions and phrases to ensure their accurate communication in English
Accuracy
Dialogue translation should be accurate, reflecting the original meaning of the Chinese text
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Role Introduction
Main roles
The Monk Send pao - The Monk Send pao is a wise and compounded Buddhist Monk who leads the group on their journey to the West He is the main protocol of the story and his goal is to collect the Buddhists scripts from the West and bring them back to the Emperor of China
They believe that good deals will be rewarded, encouraging them to continue to do good
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唐僧：I am a little tired , let ’s play cards. 师徒三人开始打牌。
harmonious society
白骨精洞府内
一个小妖急冲冲的跑来：Some people are coming this way. One is supposed to be TangSeng. 小妖们：恭喜大王，恭喜大王！ Congratulations! Congratulations! 小妖甲：我们去把唐僧抓来献给大王。 （作出准备出发的样子） Let us get him! 白骨精： Come back! How can you get him？His prentices are so powerful that you won’t win . （回来！唐僧是你们能抓得回来 的 ？他周围的几个徒弟个个神通广大，你们 去了只有送死。） 小妖甲： What to do, my master?
白骨精现身。 白骨精：WAHAHAHA，SUN WUKONG，I WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON. （哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。） 白骨精变身老妇出场。
老妇：Daughter. Daughter. Where is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter? （女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐 僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？） 唐僧:Your daughter…I haven't see her…故意作出挡 住村姑尸体的样子 （你女儿……） 悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。 悟空:au…You are the monster too, I will beat you. （我打死你这个死妖精。） 听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到 在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。
However, the monkey has caught the evil demon 然而悟空已经识破了白骨精的奸计
悟空：Don’t touch my master. （不要碰我师父。） 沙僧：Oh，our hero is back ！ （哦，我们的英雄回来啦！） 八戒：Monkey brother…… （猴哥……） 唐僧起来，迷茫的问悟空。 唐僧：What……what happened ？ （发生什么了？） 悟空: Boss, your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! （师父，你被她骗啦，她只是变成了三 个不同的变身而已。）
唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too ， would you bring us some food?
(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃 的吗?)
八戒：You see ，our boss is hungry too.
(你看,我们师父也饿了 .)
唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal. (八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给 吃了.) 沙僧：But boss，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away ，what can we do？ (但是师父,如果有妖精来了 ,而大师兄 又不在的话,该怎么办啊!) 唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem ， Wukong. Do you have any idea? (是的诶, 这倒是个问题.悟空.)
悟空：Fat pig.(肥猪.) 沙僧：stick on，brother pig.
八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more ， I will，I will…… (死猴子,如果你再敢说这 两个字,我就……我就……) 悟空：You will ,you will what？ (你就想干嘛啊?) 沙僧:came down please ,my brother. 八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）. (嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)
沙僧：Boss ，are you OK? How many? （师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两 根手指】这是几？） 唐僧：Two， game over Sun Wukong. （两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。） 见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精 抓住时机，变成老头出来。老头出场后， 看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。 老头：Oh，my wife my daughter ，who did it？ （噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是 谁干的？） 悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起 金箍棒就要打。 悟空：You are going to die, monster. （见阎王去吧，死妖精。） 唐僧：Oh, sunWukong ，you have killed three lives. （悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。） 悟空:They are not human beings ，they are monsters. （他们不是人，他们是妖精。）
唐僧: (缩手)I......l keep it for you until we reach the west. 我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经 八戒: 唐僧: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map? 沙僧: (递)Here. Em…… we have arrived in Wanzi Mountain! 八戒：Oh，boss，I am so hungry now ，and I can not move ...... ..... anymore. (噢,师父,er？I think you are the real monster， you go ！you go！I don’t want to see you any more. 妖精？我看你才是真的妖精吧，你走， 哪来的回哪儿去吧！ 八戒:Oh boss, monkey brother is away. （哦，师父，猴哥就这样走啦！） 唐僧：Don’t say that guy. （不要理那个2货了。） 白骨精见最强大的孙悟空已经被赶走了， 高兴地出来了，准备享受唐僧肉。 白骨精：Hahahahaha…..哈哈哈哈 唐: （惊）You are...... 白骨精:how foolish you are ，I will eat you，Mr Tang. （，唐僧，你是多么的愚蠢啊，我要 吃了你。）
这时悟空回来了。
悟空：You are the monster，I will kill you. （你是妖精，我杀了你。） 村姑：Oh，I am a good woman.shifu,help me, help me!! 唐僧：Oh，Wukong，what are you doing ，she is my teacher. （悟空， 你看看你干了什么，她是我师父啊。） 八戒（对悟空）: Yet,She is my teacher! （她是我师父。） 悟空:She is a monster!（她是个妖精。） 沙僧:（对唐僧）:she is a monster, really? （她 真的是个妖精吗？）这个 地方沙僧要表现出墙头草的样子。 唐僧：Don’t say this. （不要再说了。念紧箍咒。）
悟空：take it easy, my boss .
(没问题.)
悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一 圈 …… 八戒：This is……what? (这 是 ……) 悟空：Electric net， I have learnt it from the books. So I made this ， no monster can approach you if you stay in it.( 这是我织 的电网,只要你们呆在里面 ,没有妖 精能进来.) 唐僧：Em… I see it. Wukong， you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo , Knowledge is power!!!( 八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl) (哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博 哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食. 沙僧:是美女.]) 悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye! （那好，我去找吃的啦，拜 拜！）
唐僧：But how did you find it？ （但是你是怎么发现的呢？） 悟空：Monkey’s feeling. （猴子的直觉。） ……………… 唐僧：Wukong，I think I am wrong. （悟空，我错了！） 悟空：What？ （悟空装作没听见，什么？） 唐僧：I am sorry！ （对不起。） 悟空：I can not hear clearly. （我听不清。）
白骨精：（狰狞地笑） I have an idea! Tang Seng won’t escape. Just wait and see!
白骨精现身。 白骨精：Electric net ？ It is easy， hahaha！！！ （传说中的电网？小菜一碟嘛，哈 哈哈哈哈！） 白骨精变成村姑出来…… 村姑：Can I join you, handsome boys? （能加我一个吗？） 唐僧：I’m sorry lady，we are playing cards now ，and three people are enough. （哦，女士，我们现在在斗地主呢， 三个人已经够了。） 村姑：Oh，chance.（噢，机会。） 唐僧：Oh，chance. 村姑：Double King.（王炸！） 唐僧：Double King，oh，I win，lady you are so clever ，come in and teach me. （王炸！哦，我赢啦！女士，你太 强啦，来，进来教我吧！）