三打白骨精英语话剧剧本
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Three Times Beating the Monster三打白骨精-----七年制开头出场，视频《英文版敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。
【本剧灯光都是全亮的】唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地图.)八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！(哦,师父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!)八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore.(噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥猪.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will……(死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)八戒：You see ，our master is hungry too.(你看,我们师父也饿了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)悟空：No problem！(没问题.)悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……八戒：This is……(这是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more and more knowledgeable .Knowledge is power!!!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）唐僧：OK, it is the show time.（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！）放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。
三打白骨精英语剧本
Three times beat monsters三打白骨精第一幕农夫家农夫一家吃完饭在看电视《新闻联播主题曲》，朱宏强开始播新闻。
朱宏强：Welcome to CCTV news , there are four 和尚 from 东土大唐 to west to get some books , let me tell you who are they.师徒四人出场：朱宏强：people who rides white horse is not only prince ,he may be 唐僧.唐僧: hello ,I am唐僧, have you seen a handsome heshang（和尚） like me, many people think I always talk too much，actually ,they are wrong. Let me tell you a secret, I haven’t ate meat for 3 months.朱宏强:Not all monkeys are thin ,some monkeys may be fat.悟空：Hi, this is monkey, my favorite thing is to beat monsters. Hey, monster ,where to go.朱宏强：zhu bajie may not a ugly man ,he also can be a beautiful girl.八戒：Hello ,every beauties ,I am bajie ，I love all of beauties and I always feel hungry.朱宏强:Not all people who carry luggages （担子） are farmers, he may be shaseng.沙僧：Every audience(观众), I am shaseng, I am honest. I always speak little and do much, so, to choose a husband, I am your best choice.电视机突然坏了老太婆：Hey , what’s going on , honey you should check if there is something wrong with the TV老头：nothing serious , it just ran out of signal.村姑（女儿）：Dady and mommy, I really like tangseng, he is very handsome , I will marry a man like him .老头：forget it , tangseng always talk too much, I can’t stand him, I prefer wukong .老太婆：Oh no, wukong is too thin , to marry him you will become really thin, I think shasheng is better, he is honest.村姑：that’s it ,what about bajie, he is cute.老太婆、老头：No way!老太婆:he is too lazy .老头：Too ugly 。
三打白骨精英文口语剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster4个人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空Z：猪八戒M：白骨精 M1：变小女孩 M2：B变老婆婆M3：变老头T：I am Dongtu Datang monk（僧侣）, go to the westwards for Buddhas and scripturesS: The front is the deep mountains and forests，Emitofo,please be carefulZ: Emitofo,the weather is so hot,We take a break and then goS: (画圈)I am afraid there is a monster in the mountains, You must not go out of this circle，I'm going to pick some fruit.（妖怪出现，八戒看傻眼）M:Fruit, fresh fruit!(看一眼他们)So hot a day, a little fresh fruit.Z:（一直盯着看然后往出走）ok,niceT: (拉住Z)The monkey said not to get out of the circle.Z:Emitofo,look at her,just a little and beautifulgirl,it is ok.T: (看看然后点头)ok(出圈妖怪准备吃T,S突然出现打死M)M：Damn monkey，I'll be back soon.T:Why do you bully the little girlS: Emitofo,she is a monster.Z:what? She's not a monster.S:I have a piercing(眼神锋利的) eye, I can seeitT:I cant believe that,but thething just this once.（过度到情景二）M:daughter,my dear daughter,where are you? Sir,Did you see my daughter?Z:(小声凑到T跟前说)oh my god,the mother came to find her daughter!(对M说)No，No，we have never seen your daughter before.M:(看到书包哭喊)oh ,this is my daughter’s bag ,you kill her ,I must kill you(伸出魔抓再次扑向T，S出现打死)M:Damn monkey, I'll be back again.T：Monkey! How could you kill two people .You are too cruel,I must punish you.(念咒)S：（抱头喊）Why don't you believe me ,they are monsters!T:you are impenitent!You're not my apprentice.you go!（S走）（场景三）M：hey man , did you see my wife and daughter?TZ惊恐，T愧疚的想说被Z拦住Z:My big brotherhas to help your wife find your daughter.M: so that monkey has gone (露出危险的笑)（绑住T Z）M:You are stupid, I can become a little girl, wife, the old man ,Damn Monkey stopped me ,but you help me get rid of him.(大声笑)Now I will eat you!T:WuKong ,I was wrong about you.S:Monsters, where to escape(举棒子扑向M，M死)T：WuKong ,I'm sorry I misjudged you.Z:Monkey brother ,I am sorry .S:It’s all right .Let's keep going to the Western Paradise.。
四年级 三打白骨精 英语话剧
三打白骨精：T：唐僧S：孙悟空Z：猪八戒J：沙僧B：小白G：小骨J2：小精T：My goodness！（阿弥陀佛。
）师徒做下T：Where is the map？S：Here.We have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Z：Ah!I can’t walk on anymore!T：Bajie，hold on!（轻咳）Wukong,I am a bit hungry.Could you go out to get some food for me? （三只白骨精此时已在一旁偷看）S：（坐起来）OK,your highness.（随后在地上画了一个圈）You two must take care of master very carefully.Z&J2:Yes,sir.T：Let’s play cards!（《斗地主》的音乐响起）B：The Tangseng’s flesh seems so fresh and tasty!G：And he’s so handsome!He’s just my cup of tea!J2：Me too!（两人做花痴状）B：Let me catch him back.（奸笑）G&J2；Good luck,Bai.B：Hm?Electric net?Ha......You are too childish!（施魔法，打破保护障，接近三人）Can I join you?T：I’m so sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B：（在一旁观看）OH,chance!Bomb!T：Bomb（打出）？B：Double king!T：Oh!I win!Lady,you’re a master,come in and teach me!B：My pleasure.（上前观战，悄悄将手放在唐僧头上。
六人英语话剧《三打白骨精》剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster剧本作者：黄斯倩（重庆邮电大学）导演：黄斯倩演员：黄斯倩，佘加杰，张碧亮，王传奇，谢光磊，卓炀程人物：唐僧、孙悟空、猪八戒、沙僧、白骨精（村姑小孩、老太婆、幕后放ppt的场景一：（“路在脚下”音乐响起）唐僧:（轻咳）悟空,factually, I am a bit hungry， Could you go to get me some food?八戒: You see, master is hungry, me too!沙僧：大师兄，二师兄说的对唐僧: 八戒!Don`t forget who ate my last meal!（脚踹八戒）八戒：(委屈)but I still hungry!沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while 大师兄 is away···唐僧: （点头）Em…….It is a problem.悟空, do you have any idea? 悟空: No problem! (悟空围三人转了一圈)八戒: This is…..?悟空: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from 儿歌三百首. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!唐僧: Emm (摸悟空头)……悟空, you are becoming smarter! 额米头发, knowledge is power!悟空: Bye! jindou cloud！筋斗云：I am jindou cloud!(捶胸，做熊样)I am here!(把孙悟空拖走)唐僧打坐，闭目养神。
八戒和沙僧：两只小蜜蜂啊，飞在花丛中啊···场景二：村姑：米拉桑，阔你急哇~（日语）师徒三人：oh，hi（大家站了起来，某些个吹口哨,做勾引手势）村姑:My name is bai~ （扭捏害羞样）大家：hello, miss bai.村姑: actually, I am going to send some food to some masters ,they live in the temple, look, around the corner. （欲接近唐僧，被弹回）em···may be you are hungry, welcome to my home to have a dinner, I will make food for you ,(轻声说)delicious!八戒：yeah! you look so delicious! shifu! lets go!唐僧：miss bai, you are so kind ,but we have to wait for 悟空…沙僧：师傅，二师兄说的对，大师兄will find us, let us go now! 村姑：come with me.(大家跟着村姑走着，村姑一个媚眼，八戒倒下，唐僧跨过八戒的身体继续跟着村姑)[沙僧：（扶八戒）are you ok?八戒：no! I am full in love with the girl!沙僧：yeah！she is an apple in my eyes!（吃了一口苹果）] 唐僧：miss bai!村姑：（转身眨眼）what ?唐僧：I love you when I see you at the first time! I ···村姑：（轻轻用手堵住唐僧嘴）you jump , I jump!(音乐响起，二人做泰坦尼克号经典动作)村姑：（转过身）shifu, close your eyes! let`s have a kiss! 唐僧：wow I love to（闭眼，翘起嘴巴，伸脖子）（村姑奸笑，准备吃了唐僧）悟空: (回来，看见村姑，火眼金睛看一眼村姑)Oh, monster!(上前就打,两人大战三回合，村姑倒)村姑: （倒)Ah……(凄惨的音乐放起)唐僧: (气愤)悟空! Look what have done! She is a kind girl! 悟空: She is a monster!唐僧: Nonsense!(深呼吸)悟空: Oh, please don’t……唐僧:It’s too late!(唱) 哦玛丽玛丽买卖home~~~悟空: Please, Please, oh, no……(痛苦抱头)唐僧: (捶胸痛喊)悟空,I’m disappointed with you!场景三：小孩：（坐在地上痛哭）（唐僧师徒走过来）小孩：（拉住八戒的腿）I want my mom.八戒：shifu, we are in trouble!沙僧：let me try. little girl ,who is your mama?小孩：her name is bai.沙僧：师傅，二师兄说的对。
三打白骨精英语话剧剧本
Three Times Beating the Monster三打白骨精-----七年制开头出场，视频《英文版敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。
【本剧灯光都是全亮的】唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地图.)八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！(哦,师父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!) 八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore. (噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥猪.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will…… (死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)八戒：You see ，our master is hungry too.(你看,我们师父也饿了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)悟空：No problem！(没问题.)悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……八戒：This is……(这是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more and more knowledgeable .Knowledge is power!!!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）唐僧：OK, it is the show time.（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！）放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。
英语话剧---三打白骨精
三打白骨精（小学英语奥赛北京夏令营英语小品剧本）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: (倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you OK, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: (惊)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the criminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......。
英语剧本：三打白骨精
Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?S: Bajie, map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look, boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss! Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on anymore! (坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, Iwill, I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see, boss is hungry, too!T: Baijie! Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emi tofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net? You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorry, lady. We are playing Fighting against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh, Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb? (打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……, Lady, you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh, please don’t……T: It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daught er, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》。
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Three Times Beating the Monster三打白骨精-----七年制开头出场，视频《英文版敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。
【本剧灯光都是全亮的】唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地图.)八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！(哦,师父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!)八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore.(噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥猪.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will……(死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)八戒：You see ，our master is hungry too.(你看,我们师父也饿了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)悟空：No problem！(没问题.)悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……八戒：This is……(这是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more and more knowledgeable .Knowledge is power(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）唐僧：OK, it is the show time.（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！）放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。
一段时间后，唐僧：I am a little tired , let’s play cards.（我有点累了，我们打牌吧。
）放《斗地主》，师徒三人开始打牌。
白骨精现身。
白骨精：Electric net ？It is easy， hahaha！！！（传说中的电网？小菜一碟嘛，哈哈哈哈哈！）白骨精变成村姑出来……村姑：Can I join you?（能加我一个吗？）唐僧：Oh，lady，we are playing cards now，and three people are enough.（哦，女士，我们现在在斗地主呢，三个人已经够了。
）村姑：Oh，chance.（噢，机会。
）唐僧：Oh，chance.（噢，机会。
）村姑：Double King.（一对K。
）唐僧：Double King，oh，I win，lady you are so clever，come in and teach me.（一对K，哦，我赢啦！女士，你太强啦，来，进来教我吧！）这时悟空回来了。
悟空：You are the monster，I will kill you.（你是妖精，我杀了你。
）唐僧：Oh，Wukong，what are you doing，she is my teacher.（悟空，你看看你干了什么，她是我师父啊。
）八戒（对悟空）:She is my teacher!（她是我师父。
）悟空:She is a monster!（她是个妖精。
）八戒（对唐僧）:she is a monster!（她是个妖精。
）这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。
唐僧：Don’t say this.（这时放《only you》，当做紧箍咒）Only you……（不要再说了。
念紧箍咒。
）白骨精现身。
白骨精：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.（哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。
）白骨精变身老妇出场。
老妇：Daughter. Daughter. Where is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter?（女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？）唐僧:Your daughter……故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子（你女儿……）悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。
悟空:You are the monster, I will beat you.（我打死你这个死妖精。
）听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。
沙僧扶起唐僧。
沙僧：Master ，are you OK? How many?（师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两根手指】这是几？）唐僧：Two， game over Sun Wukong.（两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。
）见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精抓住时机，变成老头出来。
老头出场后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。
老头：Oh，my wife my daughter，who did it？（噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是谁干的？）悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。
悟空：You are going to die, monster.（见阎王去吧，死妖精。
）唐僧：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。
）悟空:They are not human beings，they are monsters.（他们不是人，他们是妖精。
）唐僧：Monster？I think you are the real monster， you go ！you go！It is the wrong way.（妖精？我看你才是真的妖精吧，你走，哪来的回哪儿去吧！【见悟空往错的方向走了，唐僧指出】走错啦，走错啦。
这边。
）八戒:Oh master monkey brother is away.（哦，师父，猴哥就这样走啦！）唐僧：Don’t say that guy.（不要理那个B了。
）白骨精见最强大的孙悟空已经被赶走了，高兴地出来了，准备享受唐僧肉。
白骨精：Hahahahaha，how foolish you are，I will eat you，Mr Tang.（哈哈哈哈，唐僧，你是多么的愚蠢啊，我要吃了你。
）原来悟空已经识破了白骨精的奸计，是故意离开的，看到白骨精终于露出了原形，悟空奔过来，一棒拍死了白骨精。
悟空：Don’t touch my master.（不要碰我师父。
）沙僧：Oh，our hero is back！（哦，我们的英雄回来啦！）八戒：Monkey brother……（猴哥……）唐僧起来，迷茫的问悟空。
唐僧：What……what happened ？（发生什么了？）悟空：Master，you were cheated，the monster has changed into three different shapes.（师父，你被她骗啦，她只是变成了三个不同的变身而已。
）唐僧：But how did you find it？（但是你是怎么发现的呢？）悟空：Monkey’s feeling.（猴子的直觉。
）哪吒: I am coming.（我来啦。
）悟空：You are too late，哪吒.（哪吒，你怎么来那么晚啊。
）哪吒：Where is the criminal？（罪犯在哪儿呢？）唐僧：Na~~~哪吒:Hei，hei,you are under arrest, you have the right to speak to an attorney before you speak to the police ,anything you say may be used against you in the court of law, let us go.（嘿嘿，你被捕啦，在你见到自己的律师前，你有权保持沉默，但是你所说的将来可能会成为呈堂证供。
我们走吧。
）唐僧：Wukong，I think I am wrong.（悟空，我错了！）悟空：What？（悟空装作没听见，什么？）唐僧：I am sorry！（对不起。
）悟空：I can not hear clearly.（我听不清。
）唐僧为表心意，与八戒、沙僧一起跳《sorry，sorry》唐僧：I am so sorry，you are my monkey.（我真的错了，原谅我吧，你永远是我的猴子。
）悟空：I am always your monkey（我永远都是你的猴子。
）八戒很不要脸的上去，推开悟空，抱着唐僧。
八戒：I am always your pig.（我永远是你的八戒。
）众人嘘声后离开。
这时继续放视频《英文版敢问路在何方》，四师徒接着上路取经。
全剧结束，谢幕。