荆轲刺秦王(搞笑英文话剧)

荆轲刺秦王英语话剧

卫兵丙：“Can we begin？” 秦王“begin” 卫兵乙：“Let the people of Yan， Jingke come in” 荆柯上。跪下，吓得直发抖。秦王：“Jingke. What’s wrong with you？” 荆柯：“Nothing. Nothing. May be there are lots of fleas on my body “. 秦王（不烦）：What’s the good things， quickly！” 荆柯:my dear king, here is the map and the head of樊於期
太子丹（抱拳）：How do you do 荆柯：How do you do. 荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼色。阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。太子丹：You can gain a lot of things. 荆柯欲走又止。太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero. 荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走太子丹（慌了）：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang! 旁白：“大世界”响起有一妖艳女子走上（男扮女装），走到荆柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个媚眼。荆柯两眼发直。太子丹与阿三（击掌）Yeah! 荆柯（站直，厉声道）：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady…… 太子丹：No problem.

荆轲刺秦王五人英语剧本

荆轲刺秦王The man wants to kill the king演员表：秦王荆轲太医秦舞阳赵高对话原文：Outside荆轲：Do you know why we are sent to meet the king of Qin?秦舞阳：Our king of Yan told us to find a chance to kill the king of Qin when we meet him!荆轲：That's right! Are you scared? It's a dangerous task, we will die whenever we kill him or not!秦舞阳：I am Qin Wuyang, I had killed someone when I was just 8 years old. There is nothing that I will be scared of in the word.荆轲：You are really brave! I trust we can make it with your help! Let's go to meet the king of Qin.Inside宦官：My lord, the messengers of the country-Yan want to meet you, they are outside. 秦王：Just let them in! I just want to occupy the small country, I want to know what they want to do or give in.宦官出，请荆轲，秦舞阳进入,秦舞阳发抖秦舞阳小声：I am so scared. I want to go home and find my mother.荆轲：Are you kidding? You just say you are a brave man.秦舞阳：I am so sorry. I will keep calm down.荆轲上前：My lord, I am Jingke, the represent of my country,Yan. I am sent to make peace with you.秦王：You think too much. I can occupy your country whenever I want.荆轲：That's not benefit to you because a lot of your soldiers will die or bleed. But if you could make peace with us, we will give one state of our country to you without any money.秦王：Let me think twice. Oh! It's a good idea. But what state will you give me? 荆轲：I take a map of my country. I can show you the state in this map. And here is the map。

英语搞笑短剧role play荆轲刺秦王

荆轲刺秦王很久很久以前中国战国时代，有两个国家的王子------ -燕国的白哥和秦国的嬴政，他们是很好的朋友，他们经常一起赏花，喝酒，唱歌，游玩。

有一天，他们还在游山玩水的时候，突然发现了一面镜子，一面有着神奇魔力的镜子，这是一面可以回答任何问题的魔镜。

于是，白哥和嬴政迫不及待的凑了上去。

白哥（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜啊魔镜，我帅么？魔镜说：“当然了我的殿下，你是整个燕国最帅的人”白哥高兴状然后，张璐上，问：魔镜啊魔镜，告诉我，那谁是这个世界上最帅的人呢？Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (魔镜：It’s you)张璐做极度嚣张状。

对白哥说：“小弟啊，拿着这个镜子，自卑去吧，我是这个世界上最帅的人啊，啊哈哈啊哈........白哥回到宫中“欺人太甚了，太过分了，我要报复！！！！我的仆人，你在哪里？”仆人上“哦，亲爱的，我来了Honey, I am coming。

”白哥：“错，我应经告诉你多少遍了，你应该叫我最漂亮，最美丽，最英俊，最迷人，最可爱，最聪明和最亲爱的太子丹。

I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!仆人：“对不起，亲爱的，我知道错了，我完全知道你现在的苦恼，我有一个好主意，那就是~找一个英雄杀了嬴政！”I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）白哥：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍仆人肩膀，做赞许状）好主意，可是谁是好的人选呢？Good idea! But who is the right candidate?仆人：经调查，有两个人比较合适，一个是李莫愁小姐，一个是荆轲，明天他们将为谁是天下第一杀手而决斗。

《荆轲刺秦王》(搞笑英语小话剧-英语及翻译)

《荆珂刺秦王》旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, where some crazy people live, who are trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。

荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。

但最后他失败了。

你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。

Action I太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。

英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王

英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王Roles: 太子丹;荆轲;荆轲妻;谋士阿三;莫愁;旁白旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹(上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状):Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音:It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众) I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the mostattractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I amso scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~(作杀状)太子:Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才～这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状) Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三:After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子:Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三:Yes.Action II (《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)荆轲 :Are you Li mochou?李莫愁:Yes.荆轲:OK. I’m Jingke, yo u know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁:Are you challenging me?荆轲 :Off course! (耸耸肩表示同意)李莫愁:Come on!(音乐起)两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

英语话剧荆轲刺秦

Action I太子丹（上）: This hateful ying zheng unexpectedly will I under house arrest so long.阿三：Prince .I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子丹：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have one promising persons on hand. he is Mr JinKe.太子丹：Well, show me the Mr JinKe., OK?阿三：Yes.阿三：Prince.jinke is coming.荆轲：See the prince, JingKe to report.太子丹：Now the qin dynasty was broken zhao, I'm afraid I don't protect jing, this go to qin, shoulder the burden country, be careful.荆轲：Your highness trust, jing ke has to make the preparation!太子丹：You prepared some?荆轲：In order to qin dynasty success, I have with the qin ~ ~ ~ language.旁白：Jing ke came to the qin, ying zheng met with him.荆轲：This is Prince dan of the king of judah to map.秦王：What is this !荆轲：This is to kill pig knife.秦王：What! Do you dare to kill me.（秦王与荆轲打斗，荆轲被刺）秦王：Help! The jing ke carried down.。

大学生英语话剧--荆轲刺秦王

●旁白： Long long ago, there was a crazy country, in this crazy country ，there were some crazypeople, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qin,“Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? OK, next show will tell you the truth.●Part one●太子丹 : Yingzheng,that bad guy ,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of personsin his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am . 嬴政,那个坏家伙,对待我比以前更糟了。

仰仗着他手里人多,他从不顾忌我- - -太阳下最明智的王子。

最近,他从我手里夺去了更多的城池。

,如果这些事发生，我如何生活嘿! !我得想出一个好主意。

我要让他知道我是谁。

●太子丹:Indeed, tell me what shall we do now? 事实上,告诉我,我们应该做些什么呢?●阿三:Just keep calm,please!Let me see!只是保持镇静,请!让我看看!Ok get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~好的,我找到了,我们可以送一个英雄,把嬴政~ ~●Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qin is ours~~~ 那么,所有的美女、首饰和城市在秦代是我们的~ ~ ~●太子:Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent? 哈哈~ ~ ~。