荆轲刺秦王(搞笑英语小话剧,英语及翻译)
《荆珂刺秦王》
旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。
Action I
太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?
镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。但嬴政是一个嫉妒的家伙，我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相他会杀了我。我很害怕。我该怎么办呢？我大臣在哪里？
阿三: Honey, I am coming.
亲爱的，我来了。
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
我告诉过你一次又一次，你应该叫我“我最美丽的、优雅、英俊、迷人、可爱、聪明和最亲爱的太子丹”！
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~ 当然，亲爱的！我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个英雄去杀嬴政~
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
欧耶！二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！好主意！但谁是合适的人选？
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JingKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
经过筛选后我手上有两个有前途的人。一是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将PK为世界头号杀手。
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
好的，给我尽快得主，好吗？
阿三：Yes.
Action II
荆轲：Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁：Yes.
荆轲：OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
好的。我是荆轲，你知道，我会让你知道我是世界头号杀手之王。
李莫愁：Are you challenging me?
你想挑战我吗？
荆轲：Off course!
李莫愁：Come on!
李莫愁：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
发生了什么？你为什么不疼？
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we?
赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
妈妈常说：“生活就像一盒巧克力，莫愁。你永远不知道你会得到什么。“我明白了，妈妈是对的。
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovati ve answer to “How are you”?
哦，天哪！你能给我一个创新的回答“你好吗？”？
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too! May I have your name card, please?
哦，我也是在开玩笑呢！我可以要一张你的名片吗？
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
IC、ID、IQ卡？
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三: Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
看！她是世界上最漂亮的女孩。如果你说好的，她就是你的。
荆柯：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
我不得不说她是一个非常性感美丽的女孩，但中医是我唯一的爱！
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯：Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
嘿，兄弟！你这么聪明，但为什么你不知道中医？任何人都可以给你答案。
阿三：E xcuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM.
传统的中国美眉
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
我必须告诉你的王牌。女士们，先生们，这是立顿减肥茶。这是一个全新的联合利华中国产品。
荆柯：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
减肥茶！我梦想它数千次。我的妻子总是威胁说要离开我，如果我不能减轻我的体重。
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?
你想得倒好？假如你想要！你为什么保持沉默？你为什么看着我？虽然你很有诚意，我很高兴，你还是要说出来。你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要？
荆柯：Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
告诉我，我应该做什么？我会为你做任何事。
Action III
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
英雄，我们已经达到了沂水河。
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
就停在这里。再见，我的朋友
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
荆珂：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!
我爱你。对我而言，你比这个世界上的任何东西都更有意义。
荆珂：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.
我更爱你。哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
怎么样。作为一个男人，就去做！我会一直在这里等你。
荆珂：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise
亲爱的！你一定要帮我这个忙…答应我你会活下去…你绝不会放弃…不管发生什么事…无论多么的绝望…现在就答应我，永远不要忘记你的承诺
妻子："I promise."
荆轲："Never let go. “
永不放弃
妻子："I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
这是一个去死的好日子。再也回不来了。不......从未......
妻子：Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
谢谢你.当我得到人寿保险1000000美元，我将把它的一半，500000美元到您的帐户。
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
然后荆轲送往秦，最终被嬴政杀了。
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小熊猫:（哭泣）Where is my mom? Where is my mom?我的妈妈在哪里？ （猫出场，喵喵喵叫三声） 小熊猫: （冲着猫喊）Mom! Mom!妈妈！妈妈！ 猫: How are you, Little panda.你好吗，小熊猫。 小熊猫: Who are you？你是谁？ 猫:I am a cat. 我是一只猫。 小熊猫:（哭泣）Where is my mom? 我的妈妈在哪里？ 猫: Sorry, I don’t know.对不起，我不知道。 （猫退场，鸭子出场，嘎嘎嘎叫三声） 小熊猫:（冲着鸭子喊）Mom! Mom!妈妈！妈妈！ 鸭子:I am a duck. Who are you？我是一只鸭子。你是谁？ 小熊猫: I am little panda. 我是小熊猫。 鸭子: Look!I have two legs,you have four legs,your mother have four legs,too. 看！我有两条腿，你有四条腿，你的妈妈也有四条腿。 小熊猫: Yes,you are right.是的，你是对的。 鸭子: Bye! 再见！（鸭子退场） 小熊猫: （哭泣）Where is my mom? Where is my mom?我的妈妈在哪里？我的妈妈在哪里？ （狗和熊出场，狗汪汪汪叫三声，熊呜呜呜吼三声） 小熊猫:（冲着狗和熊喊）Mom! Mom!妈妈！妈妈！
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X:Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!？ Y:pleasedrinkit! X喝完牛奶:Thanks, Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme？ X:Sure,must!Milkismilk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!？ X:I’msureIwon’t! Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfI don’tbeatyout histime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1! X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach! Y大笑：HaHa……themilkisexceedthetimelimit （一人路过，x起身跑过去） X可怜状:excuseme!Help,help,Whereisthewashroomplease,tellme. Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad! X:Thanks,byebye. Y:byebye(以胜利者的语气，转头,看见花满楼) Y:Whoareyou？ H:Hua—man—-lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue？ Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”. H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld! Y:Youareright! H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininusIfyoufollowmyking,hewillgive whatyouwant. Y:Yes,It’sverygood. H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemy king!
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英语短剧剧本 三只小猪修房子 人物：主持人、老狼、三只小猪 地点：野外 主持 人：Long long ago, there lived three little pigs and a wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住着三只小猪和一只狼。) Look! The three little pigs are coming. (瞧，三只小猪来啦！) 小猪一：What are you doing .brothers?(你们在干嘛呢，哥哥们？) 小猪二：I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用叶子做房子呢) 小猪三：I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢) 小猪一：But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，叶子和木 棍一点也不坚固呀。) 小猪二：What are you doing ,little brother?(那你在做什么呢， 小弟弟？) 小猪一：I’m building a house with sticks。（我用砖头做房子呢。）小猪二：Bricks？That’s very difficult!（砖头？那很困难啊！）小猪一：I know, but sticks are very strong and safe! (我知道，但是砖头很结实！) 主持 人：Oh…wolf is coming. Be careful, three little pigs(喔 …狼来了，小心点儿，三只小猪。) 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪二和三一起说：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是树叶和木棍 一点也不结实。） The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了) He eats the pigs（他把2只小猪吃了） 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪一：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：The wolf blows and blows.(狼吹了又吹) But bricks are very strong (但是砖头做的房子非常坚 固。) The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。) 所以人：Thank you!
幼儿英语情景剧剧本
Week20 A: rabbit B: wolf C: duck D: butterfly E: mouse F: elephant (第一场) 起床（背景音乐） A：（起床动作）wake up ! B C D E F: I get up at XX o’clock . A: I am very hungry. Let’s have breakfast. (动作：发现自己的胡萝卜) Look! Carrot is orange, it is good for me .(吃的动作) C：I want to eat fish, fish is for my breakfast. Fish lives in the river.(动作:到河边抓鱼) D：The flowers are beautiful. They are red, yellow, pink and purple.(动作:闻花香和喝) E：mouse (小老鼠的动作和声音) F：Haha, I have many fruits. Banana is yellow and sweet, watermelon is red and juicy. B:I want to eat the rabbit!(大家一起说：No !Rabbit is our friend.做指责狼的动作)（狼做吃叶子的动作，然后呕吐。）（大家一起说；I’m full, it’s time to go to school.） 第二场上学 变队形XXX XXX A and B A:I am a rabbit, nice to meet you! B:I am a wolf, nice to meet you too!
小红帽英语话剧小剧本
小学生英语话剧小剧本（小红帽） 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来） Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum：Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
英文幼儿童话剧剧本
幼儿童话剧剧本（英文童话剧） 小熊请客 第一幕： （旁白） ：在美丽的大森林里，住着一群可爱的小动物，它们快乐的 生活着。小熊要在新年这天邀请朋友们做客，一大清早，小熊们就开始忙里忙外了。 （音乐起，房子，树，小熊上场） Tree: I’m Tree. Tree: I’m green. Tree: I’m Tree. Trees: We’re the forest. (树后退至背景处) Bear1: Happy New Year. My name’s Pat. I’m big brother. Bear2: My name’s Frank. This is my car. I can drive a car. Bear3: I’m Bob. I’m a good boy. I’m a good boy. Bear4: I’m Tom. I like riding a bike. Bear5: I’m Joe. I like playing football. Bear6:I’m Ken. I’m a little boy. I can draw. (熊爸爸，熊妈妈上场) Dady：I’m their father. Mumy：I’m their mother. Bears: Morning, Mum. Morning, Dady. (Bears唱 My mother,my father.) Mumy：Let’s have a rest, OK? Children Bears: OK! Yes! (下场) Mumy Dady：Today’s new year. We are going to play a host. Let’s get ready. 第二幕：小熊的朋友上场。 1． 音乐起，花上场。 Flower: I’m red flower. Flower: I’m yellow flower.
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
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荆轲刺秦王剧本
荆轲刺秦王 时间：战国。 地点：燕都蓟，秦都咸阳。 人物： 荆轲、嬴政、太子丹、高渐离、樊於期、秦舞阳、蒙嘉、夏无且 第一幕 （旁白：秦国猛将王翦攻破赵国，俘虏了赵王，将赵国领土全部纳入秦国版图。然后又向北进军，直逼燕国南部边界。）(同时，王翦正一脚踩赵王身上，然后抬头很狂地看着太子丹) 燕国太子丹恐惧（丹来回踱步，神色焦急），于是请来荆轲（荆轲上），说：秦兵早晚会渡过易水，这样的话，燕国不保啊！ 荆轲：就算太子没有说这些话，臣也是要自请行动的。而现在行动的话，没有什么信物，是无法接近秦王的。但是眼下，秦王以千斤金万家邑悬赏樊将军的人头。如果得到樊将军的人头和燕国督亢一带的地图，献于秦王，秦王必定会很高兴接见臣，然后。。。（笑） 太子：你的意思是？ 荆轲：（很邪恶一笑，手中拿出一张牌:杀）杀！ 太子：樊将军陷入困境而投奔燕国，丹不忍心以一己之私利辜负了长者的情意，希望你重新考虑一下吧。（拜） 第二幕 （旁白：荆轲知道太子心软，于是私下里单独去见了樊於期。） （樊於期在房中，荆轲上。）（与旁白同步） 荆轲：秦国对将军实在残忍，杀将军全家，购将军人头，将军您咋办？ 樊於期（很重很重一叹）：我每次想到这些，痛都深入骨髓，不知。。奈何！（做思考着状，然后慢慢抬头）（注意表情） 荆轲：现在有个办法可以解决燕国的困境，又可以报将军的深仇，您觉得怎么样？ 樊於期（瞪眼，疾步走上前去，一掌拍过去）：啥？ 荆轲：若得到将军的首级进献给秦王，秦王必定高兴而宣见我。我就用左手抓他袖，右手裖他胸，然后将军的仇也报了，燕国被羞辱的耻辱也没了，将军觉得怎么样？（说完后再把那个抓修刺胸的动作很夸张的来一遍） 樊於期（头一甩，很潇洒）：大爷的我天天在想这件事！小子，说的好！（刎颈自杀特技）（旁白：太子丹听说了这件事，立刻赶了过去。） 太子丹（与上面的旁白同步，冲进房间，看到地上的尸体，趴在上面，痛哭失声直到下面的旁白结束）：将军！ （旁白：事情已经发生，太子丹无可奈何，于是吩咐安放好樊於期的头颅，用匣子装好。） 第三幕 （旁白：太子丹预先征集世上最锋利的匕首，得到了赵国徐夫人的匕首，用一百金将它买了下来，让工匠用毒药淬炼。用此匕首试人的时候，鲜血渗透衣服，没有不立即死去的。）（与上面旁白同步：龙套用刀试几个人，死法各异） （旁白：燕国有一勇士名叫秦武阳，十三岁就杀了人，人们都不敢与他对视。于是太子丹令秦武阳做荆轲的副手。） （与上面的旁白同步：1.秦舞阳很狂地抱胸，眼神吓人来个龙套被吓着。2.太子丹端坐于大殿中，秦武阳单膝跪地接受命令。）
六年级英语小剧本小红帽
英语小剧本-----小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum：Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you．Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma：Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in，Come in.
英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。 有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。 有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。 最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
小学英语短剧剧本-喜羊羊与灰太狼
小学英语短剧剧本 Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf 第一场: （播放背景乐：喜羊羊和灰太狼） （小天使和五位演员上台亮相，小天使介绍角色，介绍到谁谁就做动作展示一下自己。） Angle : On the beautiful green meadow,lives Pleasant Goat （招牌动作）,Fat Goat （睡 觉状）, Beauty Goat（I ampretty, right? ）, Grey Wolf（阴笑）, Redwolf （嘻笑）. （五个角色迅速下场，拿上棍子对峙状，上场） Angle: The wolves use their brains every day, and try to catch these goats. So a long battle between the goats and the wolves begins. （大家定格亮相，从 两边下场。）第二场: （红太狼从狼堡出来，在水果树下照镜子，抹口红，臭美样子。灰太狼在狼堡口抬箱子。） Grey Wolf : Honey, can you carry the box for me? （红太狼不情愿） Red Wolf: What do you want to do? Grey Wolf: I want to put the box under the tree. Then I can pick some fruit for our lunch. Red Wolf: Oh, I can't eat the goats! I can only eat the fruit. Grey Wolf : Ready? One, two ... （灰太狼和红太狼抬着箱子走几步后，红太狼猛得把箱子一扔，砸到了灰太狼的手指） Grey Wolf : Oh, my fingers! Red Wolf: Why don't you catch the goats? You're busy all days. But I can't eat a bite of the goat. Now, go, get me a goat. I'm starving now.
6人英语话剧剧本出租车司机
6人英语话剧剧本。一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警 察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。英语短话剧剧本 A Taxi Driver 一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。Cast Erin Chang: Robber Debby Tsai: Police officer Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl Alec Zhao: Ghost student Leo Lee: Taxi driver Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman Summary This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student. Tommy: HeIIo, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where wouId you Iike to go? BeteI nut girI: Hi! Tommy. I ' m going to Chong -Shan North Road, pIease. Tommy: Ok, Chong- Shan North Road, no probIem. Um? I remember there ' s onIy a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure yo u're going to Chong -Shan North Road? BeteI nut girI: Um, I ' m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I wiII remember where it is Iater. BeteI nut girI: How oId are you? Are you married? You ' re probabIy not married since you ' re so young. Do you have a girlfriend? Tommy: Um ?…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look? BeteI nut girI: Oh! Not here. By the way, don ' t you feeI tired after driving aII day Iong? Maybe I can help you relax. Tommy: What …what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I ' II scream! Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off. Tommy: (ReIived) Great! The totaI is 155 doIIars, Thank you. BeteI nut girI: Um! Take it! Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi! Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man. Tommy: Where are you going? Pregnant woman: Hospital, please. Tommy: You ' re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby. Pregnant woman: Yeah. It ' s almost nine months. Tommy: Woo. Congratulations. Pregnant woman: Thank you. Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: Are you ok? Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down. Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: We 're almost there.