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英语幽默小故事(共8篇)

英语幽默小故事(共8篇)

英语幽默小故事〔共8篇〕篇1:英语幽默小故事 Don't Pick Up the Money on the GroundAn economist professor and a student are walking down the street when they see a $20 bill lying on the sidewalk in front of them. The student goes to pick up the money but his professor stops him and tells him not to bother.Why not?If it were a real twenty-dollar bill, someone would have picked it up already.Everything that can be invented has been invented.别捡地上的钱一位经济学教授和一名学生正在大街上行走,这时他们看到前面的人行道上躺着一张20美元面值的钞票。

学生走过去准备捡,教授制止了他,告诉他别自寻烦恼。

“为什么不捡?”“假设那是一张真20美元钞票的话,早就有人捡走了。

”“该创造的都已经被创造出来了。

”篇2:英语幽默小故事 The Less You Know, the More Money You MakeTheorem: Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives.Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.Postulate 2: Time is Money.As every engineer knows, Power=Work/Time. Since Knowledge=Power, and Time=Money, we haveKnowledge=Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money=Work/Knowledge.Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make.知识越少挣钱越多定理:工程师和科学家永远应当比经济专家挣钱少。

英语幽默小故事10篇

英语幽默小故事10篇

英语幽默小故事10篇在繁忙的学习工作中,阅读一些幽默笑话是我们放松心情的好方式。

下面店铺为大家带来英语幽默小故事共10篇,希望大家喜欢!Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".幽默故事翻译:中间战术三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。

旁观者等着瞧好戏。

右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌,上书:“大减价!”“特便宜!”左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌,声称:“大砍价!”“大折扣!”中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌,上面只简单地写着:“入口处”。

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visitCaptain Humphreys.""Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said."Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister.""I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"幽默故事翻译:在第二次世界大战中,有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。

英语短文故事十篇带翻译欣赏

英语短文故事十篇带翻译欣赏

英语短文故事十篇带翻译欣赏多阅读一些有趣的英语短文,能激起我们阅读英语的兴趣,从而提高英语的阅读能力,今天店铺在这里为大家分享十篇英语短文故事带翻译,欢迎大家阅读!英语短文故事篇一1.The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said,"That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."老师正在给学生上生物课:“现在,我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。

”接着,他把手伸进口袋,却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。

老师满脸困惑地看了一眼,沉思了一会儿,说道:“真奇怪。

我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。

”2.During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of approximately $1million U.S.The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth.The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.在二十世纪六十年代,美国和苏联正处于太空竞赛的白热化阶段,美国航空航天局决定研制一种圆珠笔,以便在太空舱重力为零的环境下仍然可以书写。

简单又有趣的英语故事(5篇)

简单又有趣的英语故事(5篇)

【导语】英语是世界上通⽤的语⾔,⽽英语的学习是很枯燥的,想要学好英语不妨先从阅读英语故事开始。

从英⽂故事中学习,提⾼英⽂⽔平。

从故事中学习,学到⼈⽣的哲理。

下⾯是®⽆忧考⽹分享的简单⼜有趣的英语故事(5篇)。

欢迎阅读参考!1.简单⼜有趣的英语故事 Making His Mark A man from the state of Chu was taking a boat across a river when he dropped his sword into the water carelessly. Immediately he made a mark on the side of the boat where the sword dropped, hoping to find it later. When the boat stopped moving, he went into the water to search for his sword at the place where he had marked the boat. As we know, the boat had moved but the sword had not. Isnt this a very foolish way to look for a sword? 楚国有个⼈坐船渡江时,他不⼩⼼把⾃⼰的⼀把宝剑掉落江中。

他马上掏出⼀把⼩⼑,在宝剑落⽔的船舷上刻上⼀个记号。

船靠岸后,那楚⼈⽴即从船上刻记号的地⽅跳下⽔去捞取掉落的宝剑。

他怎么找得到宝剑呢?船继续⾏驶,⽽宝剑却不会再移动。

像他这样去找剑,真是太愚蠢可笑了。

2.简单⼜有趣的英语故事 A mouse once took a bite out of a bull's tail as he lay dozing。

The bull jumped up in a rage and, with his head low to the ground, chased the mouse right across the yard。

趣味简单英语小故事精选【5篇】

趣味简单英语小故事精选【5篇】

【导语】⼤多数⼩朋友都喜欢听故事,如果是英语故事的话,可以在听故事的同时学习英语知识。

下⾯是分享的趣味简单英语⼩故事精选【5篇】。

欢迎阅读参考!【篇1】趣味简单英语⼩故事精选 Once there were three foxes, they worked together. They lived a happy life. Little by little, the youngest fox became lazy, and often quarreled with the other foxes. The eldest had to leave, and the second fox was driven off, too. Looking at the warm house with a lot of good food in it, the youngest fox smiled. The eldest fox opened a new hill again. The second eldest fox dug a pool. Two of them because rich soon. The youngest fox ate up the food left by the other two foxes. In the end it felt so cold and hungry that it could not stand up. 从前有三只狐狸,他们愉快地⼯作和居住在⼀起。

最⼩的狐狸⼜懒⼜坏,经常同其他的两只狐狸争吵,⽓⾛了它的⼤哥和⼆哥。

最⼩的狐狸得意地住在温暖的房⼦⾥享受着丰富的⾷品。

⽼⼤重新开了⼀块⼩⼭坡种地。

⽼⼆挖了池塘,不久他们过上了富裕的⽣活。

最⼩的狐狸吃完了那些狐狸留下的所有⾷物,最后⼜冷⼜饿连站也站不起来。

【篇2】趣味简单英语⼩故事精选 When a lion was asleep, a little mouse began running up and down beside him. This soon wakened the lion. He was very angry, and caught the mouse in his paws. "Forgive me, please." cried the little mouse. "I may be able to help you someday." The lion was tickled at these words. He thought, "How could this little mouse help me?" However he lifted up his paws and let him go. A few days later, the lion was caught in a trap. The hunters wanted to take him alive to the king, so they tied him to a tree, and went away to look for a wagon.Just then the little mouse passed by, and saw the sad lion. He went up to him, and soon gnawed away the ropes. "Was I not right?" asked the little mouse. 狮⼦与报恩的⽼⿏ 狮⼦睡着了,有只⽼⿏在他的周围爬上爬下,很快吵醒了狮⼦,狮⼦很⽣⽓,⼀把抓住了⽼⿏。

英语故事短文【六篇】

英语故事短文【六篇】

【导语】有趣⽽幽默的故事总是能吸引⼈的注意⼒,唤起⼈们的学习兴趣,兴趣是学习得以真正发⽣的基本条件,故事集知识性、趣味性、⽂化性和思想性于⼀体,所以通过读故事也可以达到学习的⽬的。

®⽆忧考⽹为⼤家准备了《英语故事短⽂【六篇】》,供⼤家参考阅读。

【篇⼀】英语故事短⽂:⽼⿏和公⽜ A mouse once took a bite out of a bull's tail as he lay dozing. The bull jumped up in a rage and, with his head low to the ground, chased the mouse right across the yard. The mouse was too quick for him, however, and slipped easily into a hole in the wall. The bull charged the wall furiously again and again, but although he bruised his head and chipped his horns, the mouse stayed safely inside his hole. After a time the bull gave up and sank down to rest again. As soon as the bull was asleep, the little mouse crept to the mouth of the hole, pattered across the yard, bit the bull again -- this time on the nose -- and rushed back to safety. As the bull roared helplessly the mouse squeaked: "It's not always the big people who come off best. Sometimes the small ones win, you know."【篇⼆】英语故事短⽂:Change Name Tom is 16. he decides to leave home and joins a music company. His father hears that and angry, “Singer? My son? It’s disgrace!” he shouts, “What do they think of the neighbors know?” “I will change my name,” Tom says. He thinks he will become a singer in the future. “Change your name?” Tom’s father shouts angrily, “What if you’re successful? How will the neighbors know you are my son.?”【篇三】英语故事短⽂:Wolf Is Coming There is a naughty boy in a village. He likes telling lies. One day he wants to make fun of the farmers. So he shouts,“Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!” The kind farmers are working in the field. They hear the shout, and hurry to help the boy. But when get there, the boy says: “There isn’t a wolf. I’m joking. The farers are angry and go back to their field. After a while the biy shouts again, “Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!” And the farmers come and are cheated again. The boy laughs and laughs. They say, “You tell lies. We will not believe you.” Later a wolf really comes. The boy is very scared. “Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!” the boy shouts and shouts. “Help! Help!”But no one comes. And wolf eats the naughty boy.【篇四】英语故事短⽂:The Miser A MISER sold all that he had and bought a lump of gold, which he buried in a hole in the ground by the side of an old wall and went to look at daily. One of his workmen observed his frequent visits to the spot and decided to watch his movements. He soon discovered the secret of the hidden treasure, and digging down, came to the lump of gold, and stole it. The Miser, on his next visit, found the hole empty and began to tear his hair and to make loud lamentations. A neighbor, seeing him overcome with grief and learning the cause, said, "Pray do not grieve so; but go and take a stone, and place it in the hole, and fancy that the gold is still lying there. It will do you quite the same service; for when the gold was there, you had it not, as you did not make the slightest use of it."【篇五】英语故事短⽂:The House of 1000 Mirrors Long ago in a small, faraway village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he hounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and firendly. As he left the House, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often." In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door. When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again." All the faces in the world are mirrors. What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you meet?【篇六】英语故事短⽂:The mouse A philosophical mouse spoke loudly in praise of nature’s goodness for having made the mice such particular objects of her concern and protection. “For,” she said, “one half of us is provided by her with wings, so that if all here below were killed by cats, she could easily restore our extinguished race by means of the bats.” The good little mouse didn’t know that there were also flying cats and thus does our pride chiefly rest on ignorance.。

经典英语趣味小故事简短【六篇】

经典英语趣味小故事简短【六篇】

经典英语趣味小故事简短【六篇】【篇一】经典英语趣味小故事简短I Don’t Want to Walk Home我不想走回家Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.汤姆是一位老人,他喜欢在晚饭后到大街上散步,在7点回来睡觉。

But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”但是,今天晚上一辆小汽车停在他家门前,汤姆在一位警察的协助下走下汽车。

警察告诉汤姆的妻子:“这位老人在街上迷路了,他让我用汽车送他回来。

”After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night.But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”警察走后:“汤姆,你每天都到那条街上散步,但是今天你迷路了,你怎么了?”The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I di dn’t want to walk home.”这位老人像孩子般的笑道:“我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。

”【篇二】经典英语趣味小故事简短漂亮的洋娃娃Tina is a lovely girl. She has a lot of dolls. One of these dolls is very beautiful. She has long blond hair and wears a white dress. The little girl likes her very much. She called her “Sandy”. You would forget all the sad things and become happy when you see her. Tina tried to teach Sandy to speak, but she failed. When she is free, Tina always made clothed for her. When she is unhappy or met with some difficulties, Tina talked to her, because they are close friends. What a lovely girl she is! Do you like it, too?缇娜是一个可爱的女孩,她有很多洋娃娃。

短小有趣的英语故事大全

短小有趣的英语故事大全

短小有趣的英语故事大全故事教学既能够让学生走进英语,自主的学习英语,也能够为课堂教学营造一种氛围,让学生有种身临其境的感觉。

本文是短小有趣的英语故事,希望对大家有帮助!短小有趣的英语故事篇一Guess Who I Am猜猜我是谁I am black and white. I give milk.我是黑白色的。

我供给牛奶。

Guess who I am. It’s me, the cow!猜猜我是谁。

是我,奶牛!I have a red comb. I lay eggs.我有一个红色的鸡冠。

我孵蛋。

Guess who I am. It’s me, the hen!猜猜我是谁。

是我,母鸡!I eat hay. I can run very fast.我吃干草。

我能跑得非常快。

Guess who I am. It’s me, the horse!猜猜我是谁。

是我,马儿!I have a curly tail. I like mud.我有一条卷曲的尾巴。

我喜欢泥巴。

Guess who I am. It’s me, the pig!猜猜我是谁。

是我,猪!I bury bones. I chase cats.我埋骨头。

我追逐猫。

Guess who I am. It’s me, the dog!猜猜我是谁。

是我,狗!I give wool. I say “baa.”我供给羊毛。

我咩咩叫。

Guess who I am. It’s me, the sheep!猜猜我是谁。

是我,绵羊!I have horns. I eat anything.我有角。

我吃任何东西。

Guess who I am. It’s me, the billy goat!猜猜我是谁。

是我,雄山羊!I feed everyone in the farm.我饲养农场里面的每一个(动物)。

Guess who I am. It’s me, the farmer!猜猜我是谁。

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关于有趣的英语故事短文大全
There was once an enchanter巫师,魔法师 who was standing in the midst of a great crowd of people performing his wonders. He had a cock brought in, which lifted a heavy beam and carried it as if it were as light as a feather. But a girl was present who had just found a bit of four-leaved clover, and had thus become so wise that no deception could stand out against her, and she saw that the beam was nothing but a straw. So she cried, "You people, do you not see
that it is a straw that the cock is carrying, and no beam?" Immediately the enchantmentvanished, and the people saw what it was, and drove the magician away in shame and disgrace. He, however, full of inward内部的 anger, said, "I will soon revenge myself?"
After some time the girl's wedding-day came, and she was decked out, and went in a great procession over the fields to the place where the church was. All at once she came to a stream which was very much swollen, and there was no bridge and no plank to cross it. Then the bride nimbly took her clothes up,
and wanted to wade through it. And just as she was thus standing in the water, a man, and it was the enchanter, cried mockingly close beside her, "Aha! Where are thine eyes that thou takest that for water?" Then her eyes were opened,
and she saw that she was standing with her clothes lifted up in the middle of
a field that was blue with the flowers of blue flax亚麻. Then all the people saw it likewise, and chased her away withridicule and laughter.
There was a poor but good little girl who lived alone with her mother, and they no longer had anything to eat. So the child went into the forest, and
there an aged woman met her who was aware of her sorrow, and presented her
with a little pot, which when she said, "Cook, little pot, cook," would cook good, sweet porridge, and when she said, "Stop, little pot," it ceasedto cook.
The girl took the pot home to her mother, and now they were freed from
their poverty and hunger, and ate sweet porridge as often as they chose. Once on a time when the girl had gone out, her mother said, "Cook, little pot, cook." And it did cook and she ate till she was satisfied, and then she wanted the pot to stop cooking, but did not know the word.
So it went on cooking and the porridge rose over the edge, and still it cooked on until the kitchen and whole house were full, and then the next house, and then the whole street, just as if it wanted to satisfy the hunger of the
whole world, and there was the greatest distress, but no one knew how to stop it. At last when only one single house remained, the child came home and just said, "Stop, little pot," and it stopped and gave up cooking, and whosoever wished to return to the town had to eat his way back.
A Wolf was chasing a Lamb, which took refuge in a temple. The Wolf urged it to come out of the precincts, and said, "If you don't, the priest is sure to catch you and offer you up in sacrifice on the altar." To which the Lamb replied, "Thanks, I think I'll stay where I am: I'd rather be sacrificed any day than be eaten up by a wolf."
One day, Sammy went for a walk in the mountains. He found a stone. It looked like a big egg. He took it home and put it by the window.
One morning, Sammy heard a noise. The stone broke open. It was really an egg! A small animal climbed out and looked ta Sammy. It was a dinosaur. Sammy called it Dudley.
Dudley was always hungry. He ate and ate and grew and grew. Soon he was bigger than Sammy.
A man from Dinosaur Park read about Sammy and Dudley in the newspaper. He phoned Sammy and said, "Hello, Sammy. This is Mr Lee from Dinosaur Park come with Dudley and meet the children here. I'll give you 10000 dollars." Sammy said, "OK".
A week later, Sammy got the money.
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