老友记剧本第一季101-上-中英对照加注释版
老友记txt版剧本中英文对照1011 The One Where The Stripper Cries
Ross: Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing. I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond.
Ross: Dude. You're married to my sister.
Chandler: You're right, by saying "nice" I'm virtually licking her.
Ross: Hey, I hear she's single again, d'you think I should ask her out?
Chandler: (looking around) Did I go to this school?
Ross: Hey, there's Missy Goldberg. You gotta remember her.
Chandler: (looks over at her) Sure, nice.
Chandler: I said it first, bro.
Ross: Well, I thought it first, Holmes.
Chandler: (angrily) Look, if you did...
Ross: Woha! Wait... What are we doing? What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl. I mean, we can get laid anytime we want.
老友记第一季剧本
《F r i e n d s》剧本（第一季）101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!少来了，你和那个人一起出去！和你交往的男人一定有问题！没错。
Joey: Never had that dream.我没做过那样的梦Phoebe: No.没有Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办，每个人都开始望着我。
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!他们以前不看你吗？Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!结果是我妈打来，我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.嗨Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。
《老友记》中英文剧本第一季第一集
Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married
again! (Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.) Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.) Monica: Rachel?! Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you
有时真希望自己也是个女同志。我刚刚大声 说出来了吗？ 昨晚我告诉我父母，他们好像还挺好。 真的吗，凌晨三点我接到一个电话，一个女 人歇斯底里的向我哭诉，“我不能抱孙子了， 我不能抱孙子了。”那是什么？打错了？ 对不起。 别闷闷不乐了，罗斯。你现在很痛苦。我一 肚子火,心如刀割。能告诉你解决之道吗？ 脱衣舞酒店。你单身，有性需求。 我不想单身的。我只想再结婚。
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud? Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number? Ross: Sorry. Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? (Ross gestures his consent.) Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
老友记第一季剧本
《F r i e n d s》剧本（第一季）101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!少来了，你和那个人一起出去！和你交往的男人一定有问题！Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump A hump and a hairpiece 打住，乔伊，最下留德。
他驼背？即驼背又戴假发？Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk慢着，他吃粉笔吗？(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.各位别急，这不算是约会。
我们不过是出去一起吃晚餐，而不是做爱。
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.听起来像是说我的约会。
六人行（老友记）第一季第一集对白中英文对照（最新编写）
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!Chandler:All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe:Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica:Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler:Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.Joey: Instead of...?Chandler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me![Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross:I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...Chandler: Cookie?Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay? Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy. Monica: No you don't.Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?101 试播没啥好说的！他不过是我的同事！少来了，你和那个人一起出去！拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问题！打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。
六人行(老友记)第一季第一集对白中英文对照
［Time Lapse]
Chandler：Alright，so I'm back in high school，I'm standing in the middle of thecafeteria，and I realize I am totallynaked。
Chandler：And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.）
Monica:Rachel?！
Rachel：Oh God Monica hi！Thank God！I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a bighammersaid you might be here and you are，you are！
Phoebe:Wait, does he eatchalk？
（They all stare,bemused。)
Phoebe:Just，'cause，I don’t want her togo throughwhat I went through with Carl— oh！
Monica:Okay，everybody relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex。
Ross：No, no don't！Stopcleansingmyaura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay？
老友记剧本中英文对照-S01E01
[Time Lapse]
Chandler:Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of thecafeteria, and I realize I am totallynaked.
Joey:Comeon, you're going out with the guy! There's gottabe something wrong with him!
Chandler:All right Joey, be nice. So does he have ahump? A hump and ahairpiece?
Monica:No you don't.
Ross:No I don't,to hell withher, she left me!
Joey:And you never knew she was alesbian...
Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keepfixatingon that? She didn't know,how should I know?
Monica:Oh really, so thathystericalphone call I got from a woman atsobbing3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
101老友记剧本 美剧
101. The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot)the pilot: 美国电视剧新剧开播都会有一个试播来测试观众对新剧的接受程度，以此来决定是否再继续播下去，也可以说是一个开端，第一集，试播[Scene: Central Park, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Central Park: 中央公园，坐落于纽约曼哈顿市中心-Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!guy: 男人，家伙work with: 与….共事没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！-Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!gotta=have got to: 必须少来了，你和那个人一起出去！和你交往的男人一定有问题！-Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?hump: 驼背hairpiece: 假发打住，Joey，嘴下留德。
他驼背？既驼背又带假发？-Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?chalk: 粉笔慢着，他吃粉笔吗？(They all stare, bemused.)stare: 盯，凝视bemuse: 发呆-Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!go through: 经历我只是不想她重蹈我和Carl的覆辙。
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The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!Chandler:All right Joey, benice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? (They all stare, bemused.) Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Chandler:Sounds like a date to me. [Time Lapse] 莫妮卡：没什么可说的！他只是和我一起工作的一个人！乔伊：来吧，你要和那个家伙出去！他一定有毛病！钱德勒：好的，乔伊，很好。
那他驼背吗？驼背并且有假发？菲比：等等，他吃粉笔吗？（他们都瞪着眼睛，感到困惑。
）菲比：只是，因为，我不想让她经历我与卡尔经历过的。
莫妮卡：好的，大家放松一下。
这甚至不是约会。
只有两个人出去吃饭，而且没有做爱。
钱德勒：听起来对我来说像个约会。
[延时]Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.Joey: Instead of...?Chandler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it,and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me![Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... Chandler: Cookie? 钱德勒：好的，所以我回到了高中，我站在自助餐厅的中间，我意识到自己完全是赤裸的。
全部：哦，是的。
有过那种梦。
钱德勒：然后我往下看，我意识到那里有个电话。
乔伊：而不是...？钱德勒：是的。
乔伊：从来没有做过那种梦。
菲比：不。
钱德勒：突然，电话开始响了。
现在我不知道该怎么办，每个人都开始看着我。
莫妮卡：而且他们以前没有看着你吗？钱德勒：最后，我想我最好回答一下，结果是我的母亲，这很奇怪，因为-她从没给我打过电话！[时间流逝，罗斯进入了。
]罗斯：嗨。
乔伊：这个家伙问好，我想自杀。
（因为打断了钱德勒）莫妮卡：你还好吗，亲爱的？罗斯（Ross）：我就像有人掐着我的脖子，抓住我的小肠，将其从我的嘴中拉出来，然后绑在脖子上...钱德勒：饼干？Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.Joey: Ohh.Monica:(to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.Monica: No you don't.Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know? Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have 莫妮卡：（向其他人解释）卡罗尔今天搬走了她的东西。
乔伊：哦。
莫妮卡：（对罗斯）我去给你拿杯咖啡。
罗斯：谢谢。
菲比：哦！哦! （她开始向罗斯面前的空气吐气。
）罗斯：不，不，不要！停止清洗我的光环！不，就别管我的光环，好吗？菲比：很好！变黑！罗斯：我会没事的，好吗？真的，各位，我希望她会很高兴。
莫妮卡：不，你不会。
罗斯：不，我不会，和她一起死了，她离开了我！乔伊：而且你不知道她是个女同性恋。
罗斯：不！好的？！为什么每个人都继续专注于此？她都不知道，我怎么会知道？钱德勒：有时候我希望我是个女同性恋...（他们都盯着他。
）我是否大声说出来？罗斯：我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈，他们似乎过得很好。
莫妮卡：真的，是这样，我在凌晨3:00抽泣时接到一个女人打来的歇斯底里的电话：“我永远不会有孙子，我grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?Ross: Sorry.Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(Ross gestures his consent.)Joey:Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.) Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)Monica: Rachel?!Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are! Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? Rachel: Hi, sure! 永远不会有孙子。
”是什么电话号码错误？罗斯：对不起。
乔伊：好的罗斯，看。
您现在正感到很多痛苦。
你生气了。
你很疼。
我能告诉你答案是什么吗？（罗斯示意他的同意。