儿童英文幽默小故事带翻译

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有趣的儿童英语小故事带翻译

有趣的儿童英语小故事带翻译

有趣的儿童英语小故事带翻译1、儿童英语小故事——驴子与蚱蜢An Ass having heard some Grasshoppers chirping, washighly enchanted; and, desiring to possess the same charms of melody, demanded what sort of food they lived on to give them such beautiful voices. They replied, “The dew.”The Ass resolved that he would live only upon dew, and in a short time died of hunger.驴子听见蚱蜢唱歌,被美妙动听的歌声所打动,自己也想能发出同样悦耳动听的声音,便羡慕地问他们吃些什么,才能发出如此美妙的声音来。

蚱蜢答道:“吃露水。

”驴子便也只吃露水,没多久就饿死了。

这个英语小故事告诉人们不要企望非份之物。

2、儿童英语小故事——The horse and groomThere was once a Groom who used to spend long hours clipping and combing the Horse of which he had charge, but who daily stole a portion of his allowance of oats, and soldit for his own profit. The Horse gradually got into worse and worse condition, and at last cried to the Groom, “If you really want me to look sleek and well, you must comb me lessand feed me more.”从前,有一个马夫,常常花费几个钟头来为他负责照管的马修剪和梳理头发,不过他却每天都会偷一部分喂马的燕麦,拿了卖了以某私利。

儿童英文幽默小故事双语对照

儿童英文幽默小故事双语对照

儿童英文幽默小故事双语对照对于还不是很熟悉英文的儿童而言,如果是自己独自一个人看的话,自然是想要中英文翻译的版本的,毕竟如果看不懂纯英文的幽默故事,还可以参照其中文翻译不是吗?今天为大家奉上儿童英文幽默小故事,时间难得,何不深入了解一下让自己的收获更多呢?儿童英文幽默小故事(一)naughty MonkeyIt’s very hot.. An old man is asleep on the chair. A fly comes and sits on the end of the man’s nose.The old man has a naughty monkey. He chases the fly.The fly comes back again and sits on the old man’s nose again. The monkey chases it away again and again.This happens five or six times. The monkey is very angry. He jumps up, runs to the garden and picks up a large stone.When the fly sits on the old man’s nose again, the monkey hits it hard with the stone.He kills the fly and breaks the old man’s nose.调皮的猴子天气很热。

一位老人在椅子上睡着了。

一只苍蝇飞来落在老人的鼻子上。

老人有一只顽皮的猴子。

猴子在追打苍蝇。

苍蝇再次飞落在老人的鼻子上,猴子一再追打苍蝇。

这样往返了五六次,猴子很生气。

他跳着跑到花园,捡起一块大石头。

当苍蝇再次落在老人的鼻子上时,猴子用石头击中老人的鼻子上的苍蝇。

他砸死了苍蝇也打破了老人的鼻子。

小学生英语幽默小故事带翻译

小学生英语幽默小故事带翻译
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I was late getting to my office. My boss was outrageous, and fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and when I left it, I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drove away. When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.

少儿英语幽默笑话带翻译

少儿英语幽默笑话带翻译

少儿英语幽默笑话带翻译【篇一】少儿英语幽默笑话带翻译Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato walked fast. The second one asked, “Where are we going?”The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly,said: “We are not tomatoes? We can talk?”两颗番茄去逛街,第一颗番茄突然走得很快,第二颗番茄就问:“我们要去哪里?”第一颗番茄没有回答,第二颗番茄又问了一次。

第一颗番茄还没回答,所以第二颗番茄又问了一次。

第一颗番茄到底渐渐转头说:“我们不是番茄吗?我们会说话吗?”【篇二】少儿英语幽默笑话带翻译Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs. Brown: It’s no use, my little dog can’t read.布朗夫人:哦,心爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。

”【篇三】少儿英语幽默笑话带翻译She was so excited and anxious to tell him. She said, “I’ve bought two presents for your birthday, dear. I would tell you now because I can’t wait until that day. One present is a mat to put in front of my dressing table. Another one is a bronze statuette(小雕像) for the drawing room mantelpiece.”And then she added: “Now me?”Her husband thought for a while and then replied: “I’d better get you a new razor and some ties, so that we may exchange presents with each other.”有个女人给她的丈夫买了生日礼物。

小学生英语幽默故事(超全版,中英双语)

小学生英语幽默故事(超全版,中英双语)

Ten CandiesMother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”“Ten.” Jim says.“Then,” Mother asks.“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six i s ten, isn’t it right?”故事2 十块糖妈妈问儿子:“吉姆,如果你有10块糖,吃了4块,那你还有几块糖?”“10块。

”吉姆说。

“10块?”妈妈问。

“是的,妈妈。

因为4块在我的肚子里面,6块在肚子外面,4加6等于10,不对吗?”小学生英语故事包括:幽默故事(1-7页)、普通小故事(7-40页)。

激发小朋友们学英语的兴趣,帮助他们提高成绩。

最好每天背一篇,会有不错的效果的O(∩_∩)O英文幽默故事:There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call h im ‘The Boss.’”老板最大有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。

儿童英语笑话带翻译大全

儿童英语笑话带翻译大全

儿童英语笑话带翻译大全民间笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。

但是它却一直被学界视为不登大雅之堂的小众,研究工作相对薄弱。

下面是店铺带来的儿童英语笑话带翻译,欢迎阅读!儿童英语笑话带翻译篇一It was so late. Frank lay in bed and demanded his mother to peel the apple for him.天很晚了。

弗兰克躺在床上,要妈妈给他削苹果吃。

"It's so late, sonny, that apples have already gone to bed."“孩子,太晚了,苹果已经睡觉了。

”"No, they won't, mama. The small apples may have gone to bed, but the big ones mustn't."“不,不会的,妈妈。

小苹果可能睡了,但大苹果一定没有睡。

”儿童英语笑话带翻译篇二A boy had eaten a lot of cookies, but he wanted more.一个男孩吃了很多饼干,但还想吃。

His father said to him, "Don't eat any more, or your stomach will explode."他的父亲对他说:“不要再吃了,不然你的肚子就会爆炸。

”The boy said, "Never mind. When I'm eating once again, you can stand aside."男孩说:“不要紧。

我再吃时,你可以躲开。

”儿童英语笑话带翻译篇三Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny?"汤米:“约翰,你的弟弟好吗?”Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself."约翰尼:“他生病卧床了,他伤着了自己。

少儿英语幽默故事带中文翻译

少儿英语幽默故事带中文翻译

少儿英语幽默故事带中文翻译在少儿成长的岁月中,我们夜晚听着妈妈讲述英语睡前故事。

而现在,我们已经长大了一定的岁数,可以自己看一些英语故事了,可以是幽默,也可以是简短的。

今天为大家奉上少儿英语幽默故事,时间难得,何不深入了解一下让自己的收获更多呢?少儿英语幽默故事(一)Poor GeorgeGeorge is a little monkey. He lives in a deep forest. He likes jumping and climbing trees. He is happy every day. But he has a shortcoming. He is curious.One day an old man goes by the forest. He carries a lot of straw hats. George sees the man, and the man sees George, too. The man says to himself, “What a lovely monkey! I will catch him.I will take him home.”The man sits down and thinks over. George sees and also sits down. The man has an idea. He puts a hat on his head, and puts other hats on the ground. Then he pretends to sleep.Georg e is curious and looks at the hats. “I will be nice if I put a hat on my head.” George thinks. Then he climbs down from the tree, picks up a hat and puts it on. The hat is too big, and covers George’s eyes. George can’t see. And the man gets up at once, rushes out and catches him quickly.Poor George!可怜的乔治乔治是一只小猴子。

儿童英语幽默小笑话带翻译

儿童英语幽默小笑话带翻译

儿童英语幽默小笑话带翻译1.儿童英语幽默小笑话带翻译钱不用找了Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.在教堂的义卖市上卖旧书时,我与一名准备买东西的顾客发生了一场争论。

他对购买袖珍奥金.纳什集颇感兴趣,但是说它要三十五美分开价过高。

其它的平装书每本才卖十或十五美分。

I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. “Keep the change,” he said.我指出这本书保存状况颇好,纳什是个有趣的诗人,这个要价是合理的。

他说这是个原则问题。

最终,我同意以十五美分的价格将这本书卖给他。

他得意洋洋,拿出一张十美元的票子付帐。

“零钱不用找了。

”他说。

12.儿童英语幽默小笑话带翻译amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。

i’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.恐怕我们还买不起,妈妈叹息着说。

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儿童英文幽默小故事带翻译
这个世界上有成千上万不可计数的英文故事,它们的风格多样,千变万化,诡异万千,有幽默类型的,有推理类型的也有灵异类型的。

今天为大家奉上儿童英文幽默小故事,时间难得,何不深入了解一下让自己的收获更多呢?
儿童英文幽默小故事(一)
It Must Be Crowded
A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.”
And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”
一定很拥挤
一位告诉学生:“月亮非常大,上面能住几百人。


一个男孩笑着说:“当月亮变成月牙的时候,住在上面的人该多拥挤啊!”
儿童英文幽默小故事(二)
I can’t Cook It
It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.
The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.
At th e time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.
我没法煮它
这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子,猫小姐在河边钓鱼。

突然鱼竿动了动。

“太棒了!哇,好重啊!”猫小姐高兴地喊着。

鱼被拉出来了。

“啊!一条大鱼!这条大鱼可真大呀!”她欢呼道。

但是她却把鱼放回河里,又继续钓鱼。

这时候马先生路过,看见这一切,就问她:“为什么你把鱼放了?” “因为我的锅太小。

我没办法烧这么大的鱼。

”猫小姐回答说。

儿童英文幽默小故事(三)
My “Clever” Dog
Bobby is my dog. I love him. He can roll on the floor. He can play balls with me. He can look after my house when I am out. Bobby is very clever. But sometimes he isn’t.
One day Bobby runs away. He is out for three days. After he comes back, I tie him to a tree and give him some food. Bobby begins to eat. But then he stops. He sees a fox. The fox is looking at his food. Bobby barks and barks. He wants to catch the fox. But he can’t. The fox runs round the tree. Bobby runs after the fox. So the rope goes ground the tree. Of course Bobby can’t run. The doc can eat the food. Quickly she eats up the food and runs away.
我“聪明“的狗
巴比是我的狗。

我很爱他。

他会在地板上打滚。

他会和我玩球。

他能在外出的时候帮我看家。

巴比很聪明,可是有些时候他也不聪明。

一天,巴比跑了出去,3天没回家。

他回来后,我把他拴在一棵树上,给他一些食物。

巴比吃着食物,但是又停了下来。

他看见一只狐狸。

这只狐狸正盯着他的食物。

巴比朝狐狸一个劲地叫。

他想抓住狐狸。

但是他办不到。

狐狸喀什绕着树跑,巴比就追着它跑。

于是绳子就绕在了数上。

当然巴比就跑不开了。

那只狐狸跑去吃他的食物。

很快就吃光了所有食物,而后跑走了。

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