简短有趣的英语演讲
英语演讲稿【简短10篇】】
英语演讲稿【简短10篇】】1.英语演讲稿Dear teachers and students: Hello!I’m XXX from Kaili, Guizhou. I’m very happy to meet you here today and begin to spend our college life! The climate of my hometown, like spring all the year round, has created my introverted and gentle character.I want to treat you with enthusiasm and sincerity. In our new collective, I will cherish the honor of the collective, cherish our friendship, integrate with you, and win honor for teachers and class.I love learning and cherish this rare college life.I should make full use of time, master the learning content, and enrich myself with new knowledge. I also hope that we can help and learn from each other in our study and make a satisfactory answer for our study and life. I chose the major of mold design and manufacturing, because this is my hobby. With my ideal, I will learn as much relevant knowledge as possible, supplement and enrich myself, and create conditions for going to work in the future.Teachers and students: when I entered the school, I was very excited. I felt a kind of responsibility and mission. Here, I listen to the teacher’s teachings, practice the accumulation of knowledge, and feel the development of science and technology. I want to catch up with the times through learning, learning knowledge, enriching practical theory. I sincerely hope that we can become good friends. Please help me more.thank you!2.英语演讲稿Dear teachers and studentshello everyone!If someone asks you: what is wonderful? What would you say? Each era has its own brilliance, and each era has created different brilliance. However, brilliance is always closely linked with youth.In order to live a wonderful life, we should have goals and beliefs. Goal is a bright light in your heart, and faith is the source of strength that inspires you to move towards your goal. The goal may be vague, andthe road may be bumpy. However, as long as you determine a bright light, you can successfully swim through the ocean of danger! The legendary Fire Phoenix flies against the sun in order to ignite its body, because only burning can it be reborn. This is somewhat tragic. But it is indeed a magnificent picture. Because the process of struggle is wonderful!In order to live brilliantly, you must have knowledge and skills. Knowledge is the foundation of success, and skills are the tools to achieve success. As mankind enters the 21st century, the world is multipolar and information is globalized, and the amount of knowledge and information is increasing at a rate of 100 times. In the face of such a reality, the relaxed scene in the ivory tower in the past has long disappeared. Instead, it is looking for wonderful pairs of hot eyes. Society has brought the cruelty of competition to our side, which has also created a new generation of young people’s self-improvement and progress. There is a saying “opportunities are for those who are prepared”. Then, young friends, let’s prepare early.How far is forever? No one knows. However, as the owner of youth, there is no reason not to cheer for yourself, and there is no reason not to live a wonderful life! Will grow old, but not for eternal youth, but to feel different youth. From now on, let’s live a wonderful life!My speech is over, thank you!3.英语演讲稿Dear teachers and studentshello everyone!Youth is my capital, happiness is my symbol, and courage is my lifelong oath. I believe that as long as I don’t give up, everything is possible.I build my own stage to be seen by the world! I wrote my own sc ript and believe that I will always be the protagonist! I know my charm. It will surprise everyone! My youth shines by myself. Every tomorrow, let me embrace it with youth and love. Open your hand, let youth have no limit! Through different fields and spaces, challenging everything, life has different experiences; I am not afraid of change and keep movingforward. The unknown area in front of me is the starting point of my adventure. Enjoy every minute, I see the miracle of the world tomorrow! There is no limit to youth. I always believe that as long as we persist, tomorrow will be better; As long as I persist, my youth will be colorful!Youth is the richest wealth, the most special magic, the most beautiful memory and the most infinite potential. I am satisfied because I am young; I am proud of my youth. I cherish every minute, learning, changing, pursuing, creating... I know everything is not easy, so I try to hold the silk thread in my hand to grasp the future. I want to be worthy of my youth, worthy of my declaration, go on, and move towards a better tomorrow... I am young, I am happy, I am young, I publicize, I am young, I work hard, I am young, I look forward to. We should boldly believe in our own strength. As long as you can make efforts, you can do it unless you give up yourself. So I want to say loudly, I must make achievements, and I must be admired by others!Thank you.4.英语演讲稿Dear teachers and studentsIn fact, there is no road on the ground. There are many people walking, and it becomes a road.There are many kinds of roads, flat, steep, straight and tortuous - the same is true of the road of life.In the various ways of life, which one will you choose?I will choose a steep and winding road. I shouted.I like excitement and challenge. Steep and tortuous roads can give people freshness and excitement, as well as temper and challenge.Choosing a difficult road requires confidence, determination and patience. Faith gives me the driving force to walk, determination gives me the willpower to walk, and patience gives me the courage to walk.Walking on the rugged and tortuous road, there must be many difficulties, and collision in the middle isinevitable. But why look at the rainbow without experiencing the wind and rain. I haven’t experienced the hard work of crossing mountains and mountains, and I can’t experience the joy of achieving my goal!thank you.5.英语演讲稿hello everyone!My name is * *, I’m thirteen years old, and I’m just on the second day of junior high school.I am medium-sized, 1.66 meters, ranking tenth in the class. I have a long face, short nose, big hands and feet. My eyes are small and not small. My eyes are very divine. I can speak with a big mouth. As long as I speak, it’s no problem to say for an hour. I’m not tall or short, and my body is not fat or thin. Generally speaking, he is handsome.My advantage is that I love to move. Every morning I go outside to exercise, run, play the horizontal bar, etc. Therefore, my physical education in school is particularly good, and my study is beyond doubt. I havenever scored 90 points in the math exam, and my English is also good. Therefore, my face is always filled with joy.My weakness is that I can’t play basketball. I don’t know what’s going on. I just don’t like it. Moreover, I’m always distracted in class and don’t pay attention to listening. Therefore, after the teacher called me, I stood up quite confident, 80% of which was right, and the teacher was angry and laughed.This is me. As long as I see me, I always laugh.I will greet you warmly. Come on!thank you.6.英语演讲稿hello everyone!Optimistic people like to look forward to the beauty of tomorrow; Pessimists always worry about what will happen tomorrow. But the meaning of life lies only in today. Life is precious. It is accumulated by minutes and seconds. To cherish today is to cherish life, and to waste today is to waste life.We should not look for anything yesterday, nor should we pray for anything tomorrow. The most important thing is how to treat today! Study hard in this limited time, seize every minute of today, use today’s efforts to make up for yesterday’s gap, and realize tomorrow’s lofty ideal.Students, learning is a long and arduous road. We can’t rely on lamenting yesterday or dreaming about tomorrow. Only by sparing time, making good use of every second of the present, and working hard, can we be energetic.Smart people, check yesterday, seize today, plan tomorrow; Stupid people, lament yesterday, waste today, dream tomorrow.A valuable life should be: yesterday with no regrets, today with plenty, and tomorrow with hope! Friends! Let’s cherish today and cherish every minute now!thank you.7.英语演讲稿hello everyone!We should strive in life, because only by striving, the flowers of success will bloom a smile; Only by struggling, the door of your career will be open to you; Only by struggling, can you become the master of fate for the strong in life.Life needs struggle. Although the road of struggle is long, bumpy and full of thorns, as long as you are sure that your path is correct, you should move forward bravely, never look back, work hard and never retreat. On this difficult road, only by constantly trekking can the difficult walls be broken and the road to success be opened.Life needs struggle. Those who set foot on the road of struggle with ruggedness and perseverance will surely reach the other side of success. The banner of struggle can only be raised in hardship. Only through struggle can yesterday’s dream become today’s reality.We must strive in life. Friends, let’s build abridge of struggle and jointly rush to the other side of success. Let’s open the wings of struggle and fly to a brilliant tomorrow together!Thank you!8.英语演讲稿Dear teachers and studentshello everyone!I remember when I was very young, the first Tang poem we learned was: weeding at noon, sweat dripping into the soil. Who knows, every grain of Chinese food is hard. Teachers and parents often teach us to save every grain of rice. Farmers’ uncles work too hard. Every grain we eat is watered by rain and sweat. Frugality is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation and one of the most important tasks in today’s society.Students, every resource on the earth is common to us all. It can’t be measured by money. No matter how rich you are, you should also cultivate the consciousness of saving, because saving is a virtue, saving is a wisdom, and saving should become a habit and atmosphere. Please remember: you and I are a dropof water in the spray. Countless drops of water converge. They are surging waves and magnificent Seas! A person’s power is limited, but countless limited combinations, is infinite, this infinite, is invincible power!So today, we should loudly advocate: let us take positive actions, establish a sense of frugality, “let frugality become a habit” and “let frugality become a way of life”. We should start from ourselves, from every day, from every little thing, and save every drop of water, every kilowatt hour of electricity, and every grain. Only by being frugal everywhere can we save resources. As long as we are frugal everywhere, the earth home can be beautiful and rich forever!This concludes my speech.9.英语演讲稿Dear teachers and studentshello everyone!The initial dream is in your hand, and the place you want to go most is not on your way back.If the dream has not fallen off the cliff and is in a critical moment, how can we understand that persistent people have wings of dreams. Desperate crazy pursuit, loss, and compromise, but they can’t annihilate the moment of joy when the dream is fulfilled. At the moment of the confrontation between dream and reality, I saw the gap between them. And this is just a dream gap, which requires too much courage, too much talent, too much. Passion can ignite XXXX of youth.It’s up to you to decide whether to become an elf in the sky or a clown on the land. When the Olympic athletes stood on the podium, when the national anthem was played and the five-star red flag was slowly raised, we saw pride and pride. But behind this pride, there are many unknown hardships and sweat, for which we must strive to realize our dreams.Let’s recall our original dream, ignite our passion, sweat all the way, drink all the dust, and chew all the hardships. Let youth continue to burn under the red flag. We are Eagles fighting in the sky and the vast sea. We are teenagers with dreams and achievements. Weride the wind and waves, cut through thorns and thorns, only for the initial dream and the most dazzling light!This is the end of my speech. Thank you!10.英语演讲稿hello everyone!Success lies in persistence. To win, we must make unremitting efforts, and we can succeed only after many failures. That is, the so-called failure is the mother of success, and success is the symbol of victory. In other words, persistence is victory.Every one of us knows the truth that “every drop of water wears through a stone, but why can water, which is insignificant to a stone, drop through a stone? Can a soft rope cut the hard wood? To put it bluntly, this is still persistence. The power of a drop of water is insignificant, but many drops of water insist on hitting the stone, which can form a huge force and finally wash the stone through. In the same way, the rope can cut the wood saw.Success comes naturally, and failure is inevitable before success. However, as long as we can overcomedifficulties and make unremitting efforts, success is in front of us.In our current study, we must learn to insist. Only by insisting can we succeed. Therefore, persistence is victory.thank you.英语演讲稿【简短10篇】】。
有趣的两分钟英语演讲（精选13篇）
有趣的两分钟英语演讲（精选13篇）有趣的两分钟英语演讲篇1One day in 1819, 3,000 miles off the coast of Chile, in one of the most remote regions of the Pacific Ocean, 20 American sailors watched their ship flood with seawater.They'd been struck by a sperm whale, which had ripped a catastrophic hole in the ship's hull. As their ship began to sink beneath the swells, the men huddled together in three small whaleboats.These men were 10,000 miles from home, more than 1,000 miles from the nearest scrap of land. In their small boats, they carried only rudimentary navigational equipment and limited supplies of food and water.These were the men of the whaleship Essex, whose story would later inspire parts of “Moby Dick.”Even in today's world, their situation would be really dire, but think about how much worse it would have been then.No one on land had any idea that anything had gone wrong. No search party was coming to look for these men. So most of us have never experienced a situation as frightening as the one in which these sailors found themselves, but we all know what it's like to be afraid.We know how fear feels, but I'm not sure we spend enough time thinking about what our fears mean.As we grow up, we're often encouraged to think of fear as a weakness, just another childish thing to discard like baby teeth or roller skates.And I think it's no accident that we think this way. Neuroscientists have actually shown that human beings arehard'wired to be optimists.So maybe that's why we think of fear, sometimes, as a danger in and of itself. “Don't worry,” we like to say to one another. “Don't panic.” In English, fear is something we conquer. It's something we fight.有趣的两分钟英语演讲篇2It's something we overcome. But what if we looked at fear in a fresh way? What if we thought of fear as an amazing act of the imagination, something that can be as profound and insightful as storytelling itself?It's easiest to see this link between fear and the imagination in young children, whose fears are often extraordinarily vivid.When I was a child, I lived in California, which is, you know, mostly a very nice place to live, but for me as a child, California could also be a little scary.I remember how frightening it was to see the chandelier that hung above our dining table swing back and forth during every minor earthquake, and I sometimes couldn't sleep at night, terrified that the Big One might strike while we were sleeping.And what we say about kids who have fears like that is that they have a vivid imagination. But at a certain point, most of us learn to leave these kinds of visions behind and grow up.We learn that there are no monsters hiding under the bed, and not every earthquake brings buildings down. But maybe it's no coincidence that some of our most creative minds fail to leave these kinds of fears behind as adults.有趣的两分钟英语演讲篇3the footsteps of the world expo is getting closer and closer to us, civilized and harmonious call is still ringing in my ears. shanghai, china obtained the right to host the world expo , exposhanghai china will be a world event, the development of shanghai's new round of golden opportunity, as it is an important embodiment of our national spirit.world expo is a great influence and a long history of international activities, is the largest gathering of human beings. people from around the world gathered in one place display their products and skills, boast of their hometown and motherland. expo set the culmination of human civilization, which has a unique appeal, make you feel surging.world expo is a platform, we are the masters. she put up a platform for us to let the world know us; she built a bridge for us, so we better communicate with the world. this platform may let us display self wantonly. we are the masters here, we have to landlord, let guest experience enthusiasm and happiness.有趣的两分钟英语演讲篇4dear teacher, dear students:hello everybody!my topic today is "making the self-confidence."thomas edison once said: "confidence is the first secret of success." yes, in life, we can not do without self-confidence everywhere. a person without faith, is bound to be abandoned by the society of a person, a person has been abandoned by successful, one was abandoned by the people themselves! therefore, we can say without hesitation: self-confidence is a person's soul!self-confidence does not equal arrogance. it is a determination, has the power over life and death. never blindly self-confidence, it is hard honing the ability of the condensed. ability is like the crown, it is only mounted on a self-confident fengyun sparkling diamonds, will become eye-catching andgorgeous. similarly, there is no ability to foil, and let confidence no matter how brilliant, but also like the loss of green flowers, value greatly reduced.i believe we all heard of "with confidence" the idiom story! good at the northern song painter painting paper with bamboo, when pen to paper without thinking each time they claimed a life-like bamboo map. how did he do it? it turned out that his daily observation of the bamboo hut, seasons, his unshakeable. over time, the length of bamboo thickness, leaf shape color, he is familiar with the heart, naturally, put the bamboo painted superb.this is the power of self-confidence!有趣的两分钟英语演讲篇5everyone to contribute for the expo, we are no exception, as a living piece of fertile land in pudong's teachers, we are proud and pride. in the vision of a better tomorrowwe have to do for the world expo will own a wonderful ability, we have through our hands, warm heart and sincerity to practical action to achieve the commitment of shanghai to the world. we should educate the many students: do not throw garbage anywhere, no spitting, no jaywalking ... ..., hello, thank you frequently mention, let the material on this city with the new york comparable to the spiritual civilization. educate our students to exciting , willing to shanghai's future by copies of power, if only planted a small tree, participants in the shanghai world expo foreign guests feel: this is a forest city, pollution-free city, ancient and civilized city. better city, better life! until the time of the expo, then, we want to become a glorious volunteers, to changing our foreign friends in shanghai and china's long history, about our education for the world expo will contribute their efforts.we expect the majority of teachers will be great enthusiasmfor the world expo into practical action to meet the world expo, the expo will be a total growth, and the city of development, the development of shanghai devote their efforts to advance hand in hand with shanghai.有趣的两分钟英语演讲篇6Soy food good for womenWomen who ate soy regularly as children have a lower risk of breast cancer, American researchers report. And men who eat fish several times a week have a lower risk of colon cancer, a second team of researchers have told the American Association for Cancer Research.The studies add to a growing body of evidence about the role of diet in cancer. Cancer experts now believe that up to two-thirds of all cancers come from lifestyle factors such as smoking, diet and lack of exercise.The US National Cancer Institute and researchers at the University of Hawaii found that women who ate the most soy-based foods, such as tofu and miso, when aged 5 to 11, reduced their risk of developing breast cancer by 58 per cent. It was not clear how soy might prevent cancer, though compounds in soy called isoflavones have estrogen-like effects.A second study showed that men who ate fish at least five times a week had a 40 per cent lower risk of developing colorectal cancer compared with men who ate fish less than once a week.Many kinds of fish are rich in omega-3 fatty acids, which interfere with the cyclooxygenase-2 or COX-2 enzyme. COX-2 affects inflammation, which may play a role in tumour growth.据美国研究人员报告，儿童时期经常吃豆类食品的女性患乳腺癌的风险较小。
有趣的英语一分钟演讲（通用5篇）
有趣的英语一分钟演讲（通用5篇）有趣的英语一分钟演讲篇1maybe they really believed it, or maybe they just wanted to make use of people's veneration, the ancient emperors always declared that they were the real dragons, the sons of god, while the royal ministers claimed to be the reincarnations of various constellations. but can the stars reincarnate?many people burn incense and kowtow, do good deeds and strive for virtues, not just for the present, but mainly to let god see their sincerity so as to be reborn into a better afterlife, or to achieve the highest enlightenment after several lives of practice. they do believe in afterlife. but i can't help asking: suppose there were no afterlife, would you still do good deeds and strive for virtues? and if god does not see what you are doing, would you still be so upright and selfless? if you work, not for serving the public and liberating the others, but just for a better afterlife of your own, isn't it a little too selfish? comparing with this kind of believers, those who don't believe in afterlife, but still keep doing good deeds, are the most sincere and honest philanthropists, because they do them not for themselves but for other.有趣的英语一分钟演讲篇2If There Were No After Lifewhether there's afterlife, the answer has never been the same. the atheists deny after life, believing that our life is no more than from the cradle to the grave. they may care about their illustrious names after death; they may feel attached to the affection of their offspring, but they never lay their hopes on their afterlife. they may also say that good will be rewarded with good, and evil with evil, but they don't really believe any retribution in their after life.however, in the religious world or among the superstitious people, the belief in afterlife is very popular. they do not only believe in afterlife, but thousands of reincarnations as well. in the mysterious world, there are the paradise and the hell, the celestial beings and the gods, the buddha and the bodhisattvas.有趣的英语一分钟演讲篇3Development and the EnvironmentIt is undeniable that the worsening environment has become the biggest concern of the present-day world. Land resources are dwindling because of water loss and soil erosion. Waste gases poison the air we breathe. The rivers and lakes are polluted by waste dumped in them from factories. It is probably no exaggeration to say that deterioration of the quality of the environment threatens the existence of mankind itself.Some people are of the opinion that the environmental problem is the price we have to pay for economic development. But I do not think that this argument is valid. After all, what is the point of economic growth if people's lives are adversely alfected by worsening environmental pollution?有趣的英语一分钟演讲篇4Tribute to the dogGentlemen of the Jury:The best friend a man has in the world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name may become traitors to their faith.The money that a man has, he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people whoare prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us, may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads.有趣的英语一分钟演讲篇5For most of the developing countries, it is a good idea to control the population growth. For example, China has carried out birth control for years. And this plan has a great effect on the world population.If the population continues to increase, if the air and water continue to be polluted, if we don't do something to protect wild-plant and wildlife species will be declining. Species and biological communities have difficulty adapting to change. Economic opportunities and the quality of life of future generations are also put at risk. By protecting nature, we protect ourselves.Let's unite together, hand in hand we stand all across the land.We can make this world in which to live. Hand in hand. Control the population growth. Take good care of our nature.。
英文三分钟搞笑演讲
英文三分钟搞笑演讲英语演讲，也可以很风趣很幽默的，想知道怎么写好英文的搞笑演讲稿吗?下面是店铺为你整理的几篇英文三分钟搞笑演讲，希望能帮到你哟。
英文三分钟搞笑演讲篇一A helping handA man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down."Is this yours?" he asked.She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty. Would you like to join me?"He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?""No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."英文三分钟搞笑演讲篇二Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico,the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten "monthly" stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word "love". From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love.I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book?My favorite book is . Have you read it before?Oh, I haven t read this book before. What is it about?Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.Can you tell us why you love this book so much?Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on.Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.英文三分钟搞笑演讲篇三Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town."Let’s go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We haven’t been anywhere for a long time."Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, "All right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. "They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane."Fun flights!" the notice said, " $$ 10 for 10 minutes.Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well."I’ve only got $$ 10, " he told the pilot. "Can my wife come with me for free?" The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, "I’ll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight."Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.When the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. K. your wife didn’t make a sound. She can have her ride free.""Thank you," Matt said. "It wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out."。
有趣的2分钟英语演讲
有趣的2分钟英语演讲颇具影响力的大型英语演讲比赛已成为展现当代中国大学生的英语水平和思想风貌,以及各高校英语教学水平的舞台,因而得到全国各级院校的积极响应。
下面是小编为你整理的几篇有趣的2分钟英语演讲，希望能帮到你哟。
有趣的2分钟英语演讲篇一my dreameveryone has a dream. i often ask myself. when i was a little boy, i wanted to be a soldier with a gun so that i could defend our motherland.now i am a young boy with a new dream——to be a doctor. i want to be a famous doctor, helping the sick and saving their lives.i also saw some people who were suffering and dying of ill-nesses. i made up my mind to become a doctor, so that i can help the sick people and cure them of their diseases. china is a develop-ing country. she needs good medicine and good doctors, especially in the countryside and lonely villages.i want to try my best to help the poor sick people of our country. i want to let them have an opportunity to receive excel-lent treatments for their illnesses without having to pay much or any money.i'll do every bit to cure the incurable. i hope to see a world where there is no cancer, no aids, no fatal diseases. i'm confident that through the joint efforts of you and me, man will put an end to his bodily sufferings and this dream of mine will one day be brought into reality.有趣的2分钟英语演讲篇二good morning, everyone:my name is , a lovely boy of thirteen. i’m very glad to standhere and share my dream with you.different people have different dreams. some people dream of being rich or famous and others dream of staying young for long. i also have a lot of dreams. but my dream is to become a lawyer.if i were a lawyer in the future, i would serve our country first because from tv, i learn the japanese seize our country’s islands.i can’t stand it when they even say these islands are theirs. so, i feel strongly that i must study hard and get back diaoyu islands by law when i grow up.if i were a lawyer in the future, i would serve people heart and soul. i would offer free help for people in need.if i were a lawyer in the future, i would let people live a happier life. of course, i know it’s difficult for me to achieve my dream now, but i’ll make it by my hard working. come on. just do it!that’s all. thanks for all your listening!有趣的2分钟英语演讲篇三i have a dream todayi have a dream that one day every vally shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together. wow, what a dream it has been for martin luther king. but the changing world seems telling me that people gradually get theirdreams lost somehow in the process of growing up, and sometimes i personally find myself saying goodbye unconsciously to those distant childhood dreams.however, we need dreams. they nourish our spirit; theyrepresent possibility even when we are dragged down by reality. they keep us going. most successful people are dreamers as well as ordinary people who are not afraid to think big and dare to be great. when we were little kids, we all dreamed of doing something big and splashy, something significant. now what we need to do is to maintain them, refresh them and turn them into reality. however, the toughest part is that we often have no ideas how to translate these dreams into actions. well, just start with concrete objectives and stick to it. don‘t let the nameless fear confuse the eye and confound our strong belief of future. through our talents, through our wits, through our endurance and through our creativity, we will make it.hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. hold fast to dreams, for when dreams go, life is a barren field frozen with snow. so my dear friends, think of your old and maybe dead dreams. whatever it is, pick it up and make it alive from today.。
英语主题演讲稿优秀9篇
英语主题演讲稿优秀9篇好的英语主题有趣演讲题材篇一Time flies. In a twinkling of an eye, four years later, I am no longer the kid playing hide and seek, nor the coquettish little girl lying in her mother's arms. On this day, I bid farewell to my alma mater for four years and walked into the gate of No.3 middle school with my perfect vision for the future.Coming to the new school, my first feeling is fresh. The campus is so clean and tidy, with wide playground and bright classroom; there are amiable teachers and friendly students, which makes me believe that I am not in the wrong place. I like the environment there. There are plants and trees for company. There are classmates who care for each other. There are teachers who teach me carefully. Such a beautiful school, such a brand-new classroom, such a kind family, really let me surging new tide.When you come to a new school, you should have a new look. In a year there, I will make up for my own shortcomings. It's not enough to attend all kinds of lectures, but also to pay attention to the teachers' speeches I understand that it will be very difficult to do this. As long as you work hard, persevere and never shrink back, you will succeed.I understand that everyone's mind is not the same, the new semester everyone has their own plan, let's join hands to advance towards the goal of self!吸引人的英语演讲主题及题目篇二1、 Lessons of failure （失败）2、 Mental health of college students（心理教育）3、 Value Every Minute （珍惜时间）4、 Never，Never Give Up!（坚持到底）5、 Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow6、 The Smile behind the Tear （付出）7、 I can handle it （自信）8、 A Mistake I will Never Repeat（错误）The greatest pain in life9、 The Power of a Smile / Smile and the world smiles with you.（微笑的力量）10、It's necessary to say “NO” sometimes.（学会说不）11、 The meaning of life （生命的意义）12、 The Importance of Keeping Optimistic （积极的意义）13、 From Walls to Bridges （有效沟通）14、 East and West have met（中西方交流）15、 To serve, not to be served （服务别人）/ It is better to give than to receive.16、 Experience is the best teacher （经验的重要性）17、 Rome was not built in a day. （积累）18、 Corporation and competition in college（校园里的合作与竞争）吸引人的英语演讲主题及题目篇三1、 What are the responsibilities of college students?2、 True friendship3.How should you prepare for a job interview?4、 Learn to walk before you can run5、 The difficulties of finding a job after college graduation6、 My views on the expansion of college enrollment7、 My ideal English teacher8、 In life, it is attitude that matters most.9、 Who should be responsible for environmental protection?10、 Look before you leap.11、 Smile and the world smiles with you.12、 The importance of recycling13、 Is money equal to success?14、 China in 20 years15、If I had a time machine, …16、 Do not put off until tomorrow what you can do today. 17. The role of the Internet for college students经典英语主题演讲篇四In recent years, there are more and more Confucius Institutes being built all around the world, which shows that our Chineseculture become much more popular than ever. As one of the four ancient civilizations, China has long history and creates many splendid cultures. The ancient culture once had great influence on the world, such as Japan, South Korea and other Asian and European countries.近年，世界各地建立了越来越多的孔子学院，这表明我们的中国文化比过去更受欢迎了。
有趣的英语演讲稿（精选17篇）
有趣的英语演讲稿（精选17篇）有趣的英语篇1choiceEveryone has a choice when he wakes up in the early morning.You can choose to be happy or sad all the day. But for me , I think I have responsibilities to fulfill all the day. So every morning my first job is to choose what kind of day I am going to have. Today I can complain because it is rainy or I can be grateful that the grass is watered for free.Today I can feel sad because I don’t have more money o r I can be glad that it will prevent me from wasting.Today I can feel very down because of a bad cold or I can rejoice that I am still alive.Today I can lament over all that my parents didn’t give me when I was growing up or I can feel grateful that they allowed me to be born.Today I can be disappionted for my lack of friends or I can be excited to discover new relationships.Today I can be exhausted because I have too much homework to do or I can feel honored because I’m getting closer to my dream in this way.What today will be like is just up to ourselves.We can get to choose what kind of day we will have! As teenagers,we stilll have much time to achieve our dreams, but the way to success is not so easy.If we choose to face it in a good mood and carry on trying,I believe we can enjoy the whole process and get to the destination of success much more easily and happily.In fact,everything depends on your own attitude.If you choose to be happy and positive,you will enjoy your work andhave a good time.If you choose to be sad and negative,nothing good will come to you and your life will be colourless.The world around us is so beautiful.There is no reason why we don’t enjoy it.So,everybody,let’s choose to be happy everyday!Ok,that’s all.Thanks for listening!有趣的英语演讲稿篇2How to Sell YourselfIn this competitive society it is essential to know how to sell yourself in order to get the job you want. That means you must be able to market your best features and present yourself in the best light. After all, you never get a second chance to make a first impression.There are several things you can do to project a good image in an interview. First of all, look like a winner. Dress conservatively and well, and you'll look like you're going to the top. Second, communicate clearly. Consider each question carefully and respond with total honesty. Remember to make eye contact and maintain good posture. You need to look attentive but also at ease. Third, have a positive and assertive attitude. It's important to appear confident of your ability and optimistic about your future. Finally, be prepared. Present a professional resume and be ready to explain everything in detail.By following the advice above, you are bound to make a good impression on potential employers. Then you will be able to choose the best opportunity for you and take that first step towards success.有趣的英语演讲稿篇3you may wonder if i believe in afterlife. my answer is: i knownothing about my previous life, so i dare not make improper comments on afterlife. but i do hope there's afterlife! because our present life is so short that so many things slip away before our proper understanding. i have so many dreams, so many wishes, so many ambitions, as well as so many regrets and concerns. if there were no afterlife, all of them will remain unrealized!i'm not contented with the present commonplace life, i'm very much attached to the affections that should have been mine but have been washed away by the hurrying time, and i yearn for the perfection and maturity if i could start all over again. so believe it or not, i'd rather there were afterlife.有趣的英语演讲稿篇4He went home and from then on, he went to that store every day and bought a CD, and she wrapped it for him. He took the CD home and put it in his closet. He was still too shy to ask her out and he really wanted to but he couldn't. His mother found out about this and told him to just ask her. So the next day, he took all his courage and went to the store as usual. He bought a CD like he did every day and once again she went to the back of the store and came back with it wrapped. He took it and when she wasn't looking, he left his phone number on the desk and ran out…One day the phone rang, and the mother picked it up and said, “Hello?”It was the girl! The mother started to cry and said, “You don?'t know? He passed away yesterday…”The line was quiet except for the cries of the boy's mother. Later in the day, the mother went into the boy?'s room because she wanted to remember him. She thought she would start by looking at his clothes. So she opened the closet.She was face to face with piles and piles and piles of unopened CDs. She was surprised to find all these CDs and she picked one up and sat down on the bed and she started to open one. Inside, there was a CD and as she took it out of the wrapper, out fell a piece of paper. The mother picked it up and started to read it. It said: Hi… I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jocelyn.有趣的英语演讲稿篇5Today, I and my brother family to go to the movies, "the young drift fantasy adventure".We with a happy mood to the cinema. The hero in the movie is a child named pie, one day, the family to move, just to the ship, was under the storm, the relentless storm blew the ship have to pitch, yaw have capsized may at any time, adhere to the ship's lifeboat sent quickly jumped, while others are prepared to jump, all of a sudden, the ropes of the boat was broken, the men jumped out of the sea, unfortunately the ship had more sank in the sea, only one survived. Send lonely sitting on a lifeboat wailing over their heads. Suddenly, a dog named Charlie parker, Bengal tiger ran out from the inside of the canopy on the lifeboat, frighten sent up in the bow, saw Charlie parker and didn't mean to hurt him, because the sea wind, cold, and gradually on the together for warmth. Before long, they became good friends. I do not know how long did it take, lifeboat finally drifted to a small island, they happily running around on the beach, but the next day sent best friend - Charlie parker ran into the forest and then never came back. Over the past six months, didn't find a lot of place. Day, derived collapsed, fortunately, to archaeology discovered the set on the island, ready to bring his file a city, outlying islands before sent to cry very sad, not because thesaved excitedly cry, but is worried about his best friend Charlie parker, if anything happened.I see the film, not only deeply immersed in the plot of the film, sometimes nervous, sometimes moved in tears, and I also grow some extracurricular knowledge.有趣的英语演讲稿篇6Stepping into the new century environment pollution has become more serious than ever since. There are different kinds of pollution. Such as water pollution air pollution and noise pollution and so on. It seems that we live on a planet which is full of pollution. where all these pollution comes from? T o a large extend the environmental destruction is the heavy price that we pay for the rapid development of economy and the growing population. In order to have more fuel people cut down trees and dig more corals. But the growing needs for energy are hardly to meet. Countless private cars on the street the gas stations are short of gasoline even the government has raise the price so many times in order to control the nee ds of gasoline but it’s still not working. Overusing the natural resources has already affected the ecological balance. However the factories still release the toxic air into the sky and the polluted water into the rivers. People still lack of the conscious of protecting the environment. I think it’s time for all of us to do something.有趣的英语演讲稿篇7Thursday morning at school, I got four agents young movie tickets for all vouchers, I see, ah! 3 d movies? I can't seen 3 d movies. What's the difference between "what stereoscopic film and common film? Do I have to go and see." I said to himself.Came to the classroom, I and my good friend Luo Kaiyun agreed during the National Day get to the cinema to see 3 dmovie.Easy to look forward to in the National Day, half past nine, I carried on film label and money, like a bottle of an arrow into the cinema. Arrived at the cinema, Luo Kaiyun have been waiting at the door, we hurry to buy a stereo glasses, as people into theaters, find a seat to sit. Three-dimensional film began. I'll take off glasses and a look at the screen, with ordinary film is no different, only the edge of the red, yellow, hazy outline. To wear glasses, yi! Those who like jumped out of the screen, walked over to me. Thought: this is stereoscopic film. Next, the butterfly flew in front of my eyes, seemed to stretch out my hand can get; Figure dangling in front of me; Killing passing speed seems to me; The sword stab to me; Monster as if to swallow me up, frighten I left hide right shine, heart pounding, stimulation and clinking. All of a sudden, I saw m hill iron claw straight towards my stamp, quickly close to me, "ah, arrest me?" I was scared, and instinctively recoiled hide in the body under the chair, heart like to jump out of the throat. Gee, I don't see any action, I take off glasses a look, turned out to be a movie, I really put it. An hour and a half, I have spent in stimulation, scary.Things in the past, but I will never forget.有趣的英语演讲稿篇8There are different kinds of noodles in our country. In Shanxi the most famous noodle is sliced noodles in Guangdong it has dry fried noodles; in Si chuan people love spicy hot noodles very much. Born in Beijing and live in Beijing I love fried bean paste noodles the best.The fired bean paste noodles is very easy to cook. First of it you should slice the cucumber into pieces cook the soy bean and green bean for about ten minutes then put these material in abowl. Second stir-frying the paste. Mix the minced meat ginger and green onion and then put them in the pan keep frying the paste until you can smell the aroma. Last put the paste onto the noodles you have prepare and add the cucumber soy bean and green bean to the noodles. The fried bean paste noodles are done. If you have time you can try this I sure you will love it.有趣的英语演讲稿篇9Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known. And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.有趣的英语演讲稿篇10If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gainnothing.Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 有趣的英语演讲稿篇11Tell everyone a good news, our school will be held in the cover letter middle school art festival!20 year January 12 (Thursday), my left hand holding a pink festival invitation, right hand holding to show our classmates come on drum strength son, set foot in the cover letter with aflame mood high school gate.When I walked into the cover letter middle school auditorium along with the crowd, I saw the familiar faces -- my classmates. They each person's face is permeated with the sense of excitement, may be because the long-expected festival had finally arrived!After long prologue in school, we began our festival finally!First is in grade one students into the ceremony of the young pioneers. Such as the three senior classmates after the red flag up, began to swear. In the oath, the classmates all looked attentive, very serious. And then, under the leadership of the brigade of counselors, we sang young pioneers team song.The festival programmes have varied, with singing, dancing, recitation, singing, wind... We have too many things to see. Show a than a fascinating, the audience's applause and cheering. Among them, my favorite, is the wind.Band's classmates play is jay Chou's "chrysanthemum Chinese Taiwan" and "cowboy busy". The classmates in focus atthe play, blow the two songs very good to listen. Their usual practice ability show incisively and vividly.You missed such a wonderful festival, have you?有趣的英语演讲稿篇12China is very famous for its food in the world. There are many kinds of food in China. They're Cantonese food Sichuan food Shanghai food Hunan food and so on. Generally speaking Cantonese food is a bit light Sichuan food is very hot Shanghai food is rather oily and Hunan dishes are very spicy having a strong and hot taste. Mapo Beancurd steamed fish sweet and sour pork ribs spring roll and many Chinese dishes are very delicious. In the north of China people eat a lot of noodles and dumplings. In the south of China people eat a lot of rice and seafood. Chinese food is good in color flavor and taste. So I like it very much.有趣的英语演讲稿篇13love is varied and changeable, but roughly it can be divided into three categories: family love, fraternal love and amatory love. not like monkey king who jumped out of the rocks, we were all born after mother's pregnancy of about nine months, hence we have countless relatives without any choice: parents, grand-parents, and grand-parents-in-law, uncles and aunties, brothers and sisters, etc. and once looking at the genealogical tree, we'll see no end. family love is what everyone longs for, but the warmth and support from our beloved ones are what everyone yearns for the most. but how many of us are determined to contribute to our beloved one? and how many don't expect repayment and relaxed. conscience even if they have the desire and preparation to contribute to their beloved. the distance between relatives is different and so are their expectations. butsince it's very difficult to know how much we should expect, a lot of worries and distresses emerge.The mother was deeply moved and opened another CD…Again there was a piece of paper. It said: Hi… I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jocelyn.Love is… when you?'ve had a huge fight but then decide to put aside your egos, hold hands and say, “I Love You.”有趣的英语演讲稿篇14ever since the dawning of the history of mankind, there have been myriads of diversifed inventions, discoveries, and even explorations of the mysteries of the universe. in fact, the human beings are so intelligent that we have solved almost all kinds of problems we have confronted with.however, nobody has ever made out what the word “love” really connotes, not even the most famous people such as great politicians, saints and philosophers can clarify the meaning of “love”，neither can they deal with the various affairs concerning love. love is like a huge boundless net that shrouds us all in. we can neither break away from it nor escape from it. like it or not, we are always entangled in it. it is an invisible net without any form, that shrouds in different people from different angels; it is a merciless net that upsets us or even tortures us to death. it is also a supreme net which almost no human can surpass. even if they are heroes, emperors, wise men or saints, they can do nothing but show their helplessness in its face. those who can breathe through the holes of the net should be regarded beyond commonness and vulgarity. love can bring us temporary comfort and happiness, but mostly they bring about annoyance and sufferings. maybe this is the reason why many people have seen through the illusions of the mortal world. however it is notso easy to break away from this boundless, ever-existing and indifferent net of love.有趣的英语演讲稿篇15maybe they really believed it, or maybe they just wanted to make use of people's veneration, the ancient emperors always declared that they were the real dragons, the sons of god, while the royal ministers claimed to be the reincarnations of various constellations. but can the stars reincarnate?many people burn incense and kowtow, do good deeds and strive for virtues, not just for the present, but mainly to let god see their sincerity so as to be reborn into a better afterlife, or to achieve the highest enlightenment after several lives of practice. they do believe in afterlife. but i can't help asking: suppose there were no afterlife, would you still do good deeds and strive for virtues? and if god does not see what you are doing, would you still be so upright and selfless? if you work, not for serving the public and liberating the others, but just for a better afterlife of your own, isn't it a little too selfish? comparing with this kind of believers, those who don't believe in afterlife, but still keep doing good deeds, are the most sincere and honest philanthropists, because they do them not for themselves but for other.有趣的英语演讲稿篇16If There Were No After Lifewhether there's afterlife, the answer has never been the same. the atheists deny after life, believing that our life is no more than from the cradle to the grave. they may care about their illustrious names after death; they may feel attached to the affection of their offspring, but they never lay their hopes on their afterlife. they may also say that good will be rewarded with good, and evil with evil, but they don't really believe any retribution in their after life.however, in the religious world or among the superstitious people, the belief in afterlife is very popular. they do not only believe in afterlife, but thousands of reincarnations as well. in the mysterious world, there are the paradise and the hell, the celestial beings and the gods, the buddha and the bodhisattvas.有趣的英语演讲稿篇17Development and the EnvironmentIt is undeniable that the worsening environment has become the biggest concern of the present-day world. Land resources are dwindling because of water loss and soil erosion. Waste gases poison the air we breathe. The rivers and lakes are polluted by waste dumped in them from factories. It is probably no exaggeration to say that deterioration of the quality of the environment threatens the existence of mankind itself.Some people are of the opinion that the environmental problem is the price we have to pay for economic development. But I do not think that this argument is valid. After all, what is the point of economic growth if people's lives are adversely alfected by worsening environmental pollution?。
有趣的两分钟英语演讲(汇编13篇)
有趣的两分钟英语演讲（精选13篇）好玩的两分钟英语演讲（精选13篇）好玩的两分钟英语演讲篇2好玩的两分钟英语演讲篇3好玩的两分钟英语演讲篇12a window is opened up at the crack of dawn, beside which one man is overlooking the the mess of buildings outside, breathing the fresh air cosily. but just after a little while, he steps to his seat, staring at the computer screen till the night. this man is very likely a programmer. there is a man who concentrates on his computer, but doesnt care about however he dresses, or even whether he washes his face. there is a man who has a good knowledge of computer language, but has a low eq and makes a bad relationship with others.there is a man who stays at home and does his own work by himself day and night, but just has few friends.these images shown above probably are what people think ofprogrammers as, in fact, programmers indeed give us a bad impression sometimes. however, people just have a partial understanding of programmers life, not to mention that they can know the fun of programming. there is no doubt that programs affect all aspects of our lives in an obvious or potential way, especially they are reflected in electronic products that we use nowadays.when you are so proud of possessing an iphone, youd betterremember that it is the program that makes you get confidence to show off the advanced mobile phones thoroughly.when you take advantage of computers to cope with problems in life, youd better remember that it is the program that makes you seek the convenience of computer.when you neednt worry about hot summer and cold winter owing to an air-conditioner, youd better remember that it is the program that makes you share the machines intelligent.when you release your pressure by playing varies of online games, youd better remember that it is the program that makes you enjoy the great entertainment in life.as peoples thoughts control their bodies, computer programs play a leading role in the modern times. both social progress and human evolution depend on the computer programs. in the practical application, a software consists of different programs and thencombines with hardware to develop into a high-tech electronic product. there are many kinds of electronic products found everywhere in our daily life. nearly all the time do we make use of these products to conduct our passion.yes, it is definitely right that programming is a hard work because of its special characteristics---complicated, time-wasted,logical. to make a program needs our continual patient and confidence, and we should accept failure again and again in most cases. but once you go into further understanding of computer programs, you will be surprised at the programs wander. in detail, through programming a heap of date or a computing model can be easily solved we expected, such as a number wanted, or the models parameters. the magical power of program appeals to all the programmers, certainly including me.it is of great convenience for us to simplify or model our complex questions by programming. furthermore, studying and using programs can enforce us to form our ability of analyzing and logic.好玩的两分钟英语演讲篇13feeling of youthno young man believes he shall ever die. it was a saying of my brothers,and a fine one. there is a feeling of eternity in youth, which makes us amend for everything. to be young is to be as one of the immortal gods. one half of time indeed is flown-the other half remains in store for us with all its countletreasures; for there is no line drawn, and we see no limit to our hopes and wishes. we make the coming age our own-the vast, the unbounded prospect lies before us.death. old age. are words without a meaning. that paby us like the idea air which we regard not. others may have undergone, or may still be liable to them-we bear a charmed life", which laughs to scorn all such sickly fancies. as in setting out on delightful journey, we strain our eager gaze forward-bidding the lovely scenes at distance hail!。
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英语演讲幽默开场白作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。
作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。
当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。
幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。
演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。
过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。
此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用，我不再紧张了，但眼睛有些疲劳。
i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment, i’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. and it really works.i no suffer from nervousness. eyestrain. yes幽默注释：把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们，就不紧张了。
创新句子：大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张，我属于少部分人，我非常紧张。
我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。
personally, i have never been conceited --- and i can’t tell you how much i admire myself for that.幽默句子：他因为自己不自负，所以变得非常骄傲。
创新句子：我一点儿都不自负，我希望别人也这么看我.我先用简单明了的英语演讲，以后我再翻译给律师听。
let me put this into plain english. i’ll translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注释：律师总喜欢用复杂的语言，简单的话都听不懂了。
创新句子：我的讲话有三个版本，小学生版本，中学生版本，大学生版本，你是听小学一年纪版的，还是小学二年纪版的？如果你听过这个故事，请不要打断我，我就知道这一个故事。
if you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one i know.幽默注释：就是你知道两个故事，讲故事前也可以这么说。
创新句子：我讲个笑话，如果你们听过，也希望装做没听过，我也这样照顾你们。
演讲就象给草坪浇水，如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。
making a speech is like watering a lawn. you’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.幽默注释：有人打呼噜，有人说话，都是正常的，有四分之一观众听就不错了。
幽默句子：即兴演讲的开场白。
创新句子：我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲，我不知道我要讲点儿什么开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目，我现在少讲20分钟，我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。
before i begin, i want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television. i cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.幽默注释：放着现场不看，偏要回家在电视上看。
可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因：第一个原因是你们的计划委员会一直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的演讲者，——他们找到了。
第二个原因是那个人病了，所以就打电话把我找来了。
幽默注释：一开始好象在说自己很牛，其实就是个临时替场。
创新句子：我认为我演讲很风趣，可为什么没人笑呢？篇二：简单有趣的英语小故事a new bike英文：a new bikei got a new bike.it is fast.i like it.ho! ho! i got a new car.it is faster than your bike.your bike is too slow.ha! ha! i got a new motorcycle.it is faster than your car.your car is too slow.hee! hee! hee! i got a new airplane.it is faster than your motorcycle.your motorcycle is too slow.i got a new rocket.it is faster than your airplane.your airplane is too slow.my rocket is the fastest.the airplane is slower than the rocket.the motorcycle is slower than the airplane.the car is slower than the motorcycle.and, my bike is slower than the car.my bike is the slowest.but, i dont care!i got a new yellow bike.and, i like it.译文：一辆新自行车我有一辆新自行车。
它是快的。
我喜欢它。
嗬！嗬！我有一辆新汽车。
它比你的自行车快。
你的自行车太慢了。
哈！哈！我有一辆新摩托车。
它比你的汽车快。
你的汽车太慢了。
呵！呵！我有一架新飞机。
它比你的摩托车快。
你的摩托车太慢了。
我有一支火箭，它比你的飞机快多了。
你的飞机太慢了。
我的火箭是最快的。
飞机比火箭慢。
摩托车比飞机慢。
汽车比摩托车慢。
而我的自行车比汽车慢。
但是我不介意。
我有一辆黄颜色的新自行车。
我喜欢它。
beautiful spring英文：beautiful springbeautiful spring is here.the winter is gone.but the birds are back.the snow is gone.but the flowers are back.old coats are gone.but new ones are here.spring is a beautiful time.译文：美丽的春天春天就在这里。
冬天走了。
而且鸟儿回来。
雪融化了。
而且花儿回来了。
旧衣服走了。
而且新衣服在这里了。
春天是一段美丽的时光。
a wolf had been badly wounded by dogs. he lay sick and maimed in his lair. he felt very hungry and thirsty. when a sheep passed by, he asked him to fetch some water from the stream.if you bring me the water, he said, i will find means to get some food.yes, said the sheep, if i bring you the water, you would undoubtedly make me your food.狼和羊●狼被狗所咬，伤势很严重，痛苦地躺在巢穴里，不能外出觅食。
●他感到又饿又渴，这时，他看见一只羊，便请求他到附近的小河里为他取一点水来。
●“你给我一点水解渴”，他说，“我就能自己去寻找食物了。
”●“是呀”，羊回答说，“如果我给你送水喝，那么我就会成为你的食物。
”寓意: 谎言是经不起推敲的，它很容易被人们识破。
one day,a little monkey is playing by the well.一天，有只小猴子在井边玩儿。
he looks in the well and shouts :它往井里一瞧，高喊道：“oh!my god!the moon has fallen into the well!”“噢！我的天！月亮掉到井里头啦！”an older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says,篇三：幽默英语演讲小短文(2分钟的)as food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty.学习之于心灵，就像食物之于身体一样。