哈利波特与魔法石英文剧本(完整版)
哈利波特与魔法石
HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE
<第一幕>
DUMBLEDORE
I should've known you would have been here Professor McGonagall.
MCGONAGALL
Good evening Professor Dumbledore. Are the rumors true Albus?
DUMBLEDORE
I'm afraid so Professor. The good and the bad.
MCGONAGALL
And the boy?
DUMBLEDORE
Hagrid is bringing him.
MCGONAGALL
Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid with something as important as this? DUMBLEDORE
Ah, Prof. I would trust Hagrid with my life HAGRID
Professor. Dumbledore, sir. Professor McGonagall.
DUMBLEDORE
No problems I trust Hagrid?
HAGRID
No, sir. Little tyke fell asleep as we were flying over Bristol. Try not to wake him. There you go.
MC Albus, do really think it's safe leaving him with these people? I've watched them all day. There're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. They really are- - DUMBLEDORE
The only family he has.
MCGONAGALL
This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name. DUMBLEDORE
Exactly. He's far better off growing up away from all of that. Until he is ready. There, there Hagrid. It's not really goodbye after all. Good Luck, Harry Potter.
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(one)
AUNT PETUNIA
Up. Get up! Now!
DUDLEY
Wake up cousin! We're going to the zoo! AUNT PETUNIA
Here he comes the birthday boy!
(two)
UNCLE VERNON
happy birthday son.
AUNT PETUNIA
Why don't you just cook the breakfast and try not to burn anything.
HARRY
Yes Aunt Petunia.
AUNT PETUNIA
I want everything to be perfect for my Dudley's special day!
UNCLE VERNON
Hurry up! Bring my coffee boy!
HARRY
yes Uncle Vernon.
AUNT PETUNIA
Aren't they wonderful darling?
DUDLEY
How many are there?
VOLDEMORT
36, Counted them myself.
DUDLEY
36?! BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!! VOLDEMORT
Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger than last year's!
DUDLEY
I don't care how big they are!
AUNT PETUNIA
Now, now, now, this is what we're going to do. Is that when we go out we're going to buy you 2 new presents. How's that pumpkin? AUNT PETUNIA
It should be a lovely day at the zoo. I'm really looking forward to it. VOLDEMORT
I'm warning you now boy. Any funny business, any at all and you won't have any meals for a week. Get in.
(three)
DUDLEY
Make it move.
VOLDEMORT
Move.
DUDLEY
MOVE!
HARRY
He's asleep.
DUDLEY
He's boring.
HARRY
Sorry about him he doesn't understand what it's like, lying there day after day watching people press their ugly faces in on you. Can you hear me? It's just I've never talked to a snake before. Do you... Do you talk to people often? You're from Burma, aren't you? Was it nice there? Did you miss your family?
I see. That's me as well. I never knew my parents either.
DUDLEY
Mummy, Dad, come here you won't believe what this snake is doing! Woah! Woah! Ah! SNAKE
Thanks.
HARRY
Any time.
OTH
Snake! Ahh!
DUDLEY
Mum! Mummy! Help me!
PERCY
My darling boy! How did you get in there! Who did this? How did you get in there? Is there a snake?
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（one）
PERCY
It's all right sweetheart. We'll get you out of these terrible clothes.
VOLDEMORT
What happened?
HARRY
I swear, I don't know! One minute the glass was there then it was gone, it was like magic! VOLDEMORT
There's no such thing as magic.
(two)
VOLDEMORT
Oh Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk. DUDLEY
Dad! Look! Harry's got a letter!
HARRY
Hey give it back! It's mine! VOLDEMORT
Yours? Who'd be writing to you? VOLDEMORT
No more mail through this letterbox. AUNT PETUNIA
Have a lovely day at the office, dear. VOLDEMORT
Shoo! Go on!
(three)
VOLDEMORT
Fine day Sunday. In my opinion best day of the week. And why is that Dudley?
HARRY
Because there's no post on Sundays.
VOLDEMORT
Right you are Harry. No post on Sunday. Ha! No blasted letters today! No, sir! Not one single bloody letter! Not one! No sir, not one blasted, miserable- -
DUDLEY
Make it stop, please!
VOLDEMORT
Stop it!
DUDLEY
Mummy what's happening?
VOLDEMORT
Give me that! Give me that letter! HARRY
Get off! They're my letters! Let go of me! VOLDEMORT
That's it! We're going away, far away! Where they can't find us!
DUDLEY
Daddy's gone mad hasn't he? - - - -
(four)
HARRY
Make a wish, Harry.
VOLDEMORT
Who's there?
HAGRID
Sorry 'bout that.
VOLDEMORT
I demand that you leave at once. You are breaking and entering.
HAGRID
Dry up Dursley you great prune. Well, I haven't seen you since you was a baby Harry. But you're a bit more along then I would have expected; particularly around the middle. DUDLEY
I'm not... I'm not Harry.
HARRY
I am.
HAGRID
Well of course you are! Got something for you. Afraid I might have sat on it at some point but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same. Baked it myself, words and all.
HARRY
Thank you!
HAGRID
It's not everyday your young man turns 11 now it is?
HARRY
Excuse me, but who are you?
HAGRID
Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts. Of course you know all about Hogwarts
HARRY
Sorry, no.
HAGRID
No? Blimey Harry didn't you ever wonder didn't you ever wonder how your mum and dad learned it all?
HARRY
Learned what?
HAGRID
You're a wizard Harry.
HARRY
I'm a what?
HAGRID
A wizard. And a thumpin' good one I'd wager once you've trained up a bit.
HARRY
No, you've made a mistake. I mean I can't be a wizard... I mean I'm Harry, Just Harry. HAGRID
Well, "Just Harry" did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain, when you were angry or scared? Um Hum.
HARRY
Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. VOLDEMORT
He will not be going! We swore when we took him in that we would put a stop to all of this rubbish!
HARRY
You knew? We knew all along and you never told me?
AUNT PETUNIA
Of course we knew. How could you not be? My perfect being who she was. Oh I remember the day she got her letter. My parents were so proud. We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful? I was the only one who saw her for what she was... a freak. And then she met that Potter, and then she had you and I knew you would be the same just as strange just as abnormal. And then, if you please, she got herself blown up, and we got landed with you. HARRY
Blown up?! You told me my parents died in a car crash!
HAGRID
A car crash? A car crash killed Lily and James Potter?
PAT
We had to say something!
HAGRID
It's an outrage. It's a scandal. VOLDEMORT
He will not be going.
HAGRID
Oh and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself is gonna stop him.
HARRY
Muggle?
HAGRID
Non- magic folk. This boy's had his name down since he were born. He's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world. And he'll be under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts has ever seen, Albus Dumbledore...
VOLDEMORT
I will not pay to have some crack pot old fool teach him magic tricks!
HAGRID
Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me... I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone at Hogwarts about that. Strictly speaking I'm not supposed to do magic. HARRY
OK
HAGRID
We're a bit behind schedule. Best be off. Unless you'd rather stay, of course.
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(one)
HARRY
All students must be equipped with a one standard size two pewter cauldron, and may bring, if they desire, either an owl, a cat, or a toad. Can we find all this in London? HAGRID
If you know where to go.
TOM (BARTENDER)
Ah, Hagrid the usual I presume.
HAGRID
No thanks Tom, I'm on official Hogwarts business. Just helping young Harry buy his school business.
TOM
Bless my soul, it's Harry Potter.
OTHER
Welcome back Mr. Potter welcome back.
DORIS
Doris Crockford, Mr. Potter. I can't believe I'm meeting you at last.
QUIRRELL
Harry P-p-potter. C-can't tell you how p-pleased I am to meet you.
HAGRID
hello, professor I didn't see you there. Harry Professor Quirrell will be your defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. HARRY
Oh, nice to meet you,
QUIRRELL
A fearfully fascinating subject. N-not that you need it, eh, P-potter?
HAGRID
Yes, well must be going now. Lots to buy. HARRY
Good bye.
HAGRID
See, Harry? You're famous.
HARRY
But why am I famous Hagrid? All those people back there how is it they know who I am? HAGRID
I'm not exactly sure I'm the right person to tell you that, Harry. Welcome Harry, to Diagon Alley. That's where you get your quills and ink. Over there, all your bits and bobs for doing wizardry.
(two)
OTH
It's a world class racing broom.
OTH
Wow! Look at it the new Nimbus 2000! It's the fastest model yet!
HARRY
But Hagrid how am I to pay for all this? I haven't any money.
HAGRID
Well there's your money Harry! Gringotts, the wizard bank! Ain't no safer place, not one! 'Cept perhaps Hogwarts.
HARRY
Hagrid what exactly are these things?
HAGRID
They're goblins Harry. Clever as they come the goblins, but not the most friendly of beasts. Best stay close. Mr. Harry Potter wishes to make a withdrawal
GOBLIN
And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key? HAGRID
Wait a minute. Got it here somewhere. Ha! There's the little devil. Oh, and there's something else as well. Professor Dumbledore gave me this. It's about You- Know- What in vault you know which.
GOBLIN
Very well.
GRIPHOOK
Vault 687. Lamp please. Key, please
HAGRID
Didn't think your mum and dad would leave you
with nothing now did you?
GRIPHOOK
Vault 713.
HARRY
What's in there Hagrid?
HAGRID
Can't tell you Harry. Hogwarts business. Very secret.
GRIPHOOK
Stand back.
HAGRID
Best not to mention this to anyone Harry.
HARRY
I still need... a wand.
HAGRID
A wand? Well, you want Ollivander's. There ain't no place better. Why don't you run along and wait. I got one more thing to do. Won't be long.
(three)
HARRY
Hello? Hello?
OLLI
I wondered when I'd be seeing you Mr. Potter. It seems only yesterday that you mother and father were in here buying their first wands. Here we are. Well give it a wave. Apparently not. Perhaps this. NO, no definitely not. No matter. I wonder... Curious... very curious HARRY
Sorry but what's curious
OLLI
I remember every wand that I've sold Mr. Potter, every one. It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather resides in your wand, gave another feather. Just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you that scar. HARRY
And who owned that wand?
OLLI
We do not speak his name. The wand chooses the wizard Mr. Potter. It is not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible, yes, but great.
HAGRID
Harry! Harry! Happy Birthday!
HARRY
Woah!
HAGRID
You all right Harry? You seem very quiet. HARRY
He killed my parents didn't he? The one who gave me this. You know Hagrid. I know you do. HAGRID
First and understand this Harry because it's very important. Not all wizards are good. Some of them go bad. A few years ago one of them went as bad as you can go. His name was V--. His name was V--.
HARRY
Well maybe if you wrote it down?
HAGRID
Naw I can't spell it. All right, Voldemort.
HARRY
Voldemort?
HAGRID
Shh. It was dark times Harry, dark times. Voldemort started to gather some followers. Brought them over to the Dark Side. Anyone who stood up to him ended up dead. Your parents fought against him. Nobody lived once he decided to kill them. Nobody, not one. Except you.
HARRY
Me? Voldemort tried to kill me?
HAGRID
Yes. That ain't no ordinary cut on your forehead Harry. A mark from that only comes from being touched by a curse, an evil curse at that.
HARRY
What happened to V--... To You-Know-Who?
HAGRID
Well some say he died. Codswallop in my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out there still too tired to carry on. But one thing's absolutely certain. Something about you stumped him that night. That's why you're famous. That's why everybody knows your name. You're the boy who lived.
HAGRID
Well some say he died. Codswallop in my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out there still too tired to carry on. But one thing's absolutely certain. Something about you stumped him that night. That's why you're famous. That's why everybody knows your name. You're the boy who lived.
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(one)
HAGRID
What are you looking at? Blimey is that time? Sorry Harry, but I'm gonna have to leave you. Dumbledore would be wanting his... Well, he'd be wanting to see me. Now, your train leaves in 10 minutes. Here's your ticket. Stick to it Harry, that's very important. Stick to you ticket.
HARRY
Platform 9 ? But, Hagrid, there must be a mistake. This says Platform 9 ? There's no such thing. Is there?
OTH
Sorry.
HARRY
Excuse me! Excuse me!
OTH
On your left.
HARRY
Excuse me sir. Can you tell me where I might find Platform 9 ?
OTH
9 ? Think you're being funny do you? MRS. WEASLEY
It's the same every year packed with Muggles of course. Come on!
HARRY
Muggles?
MRS. WEASLEY
Platform 9 ?this way! All right Percy you first. Fred you next.
GEORGE WEASLEY
He's not Fred I am!
FRED WEASLEY
Honestly, woman you call yourself our mother!
MRS. WEASLEY
I'm sorry George.
FRED WEASLEY
Only joking! I am Fred.
HARRY
Excuse me! Could you tell me how to... MRS. WEASLEY
How to get on to the platform? Yes, not to worry dear, it's Ron's first time to Hogwarts as well. Now, all you have to do is walk straight at the wall between platforms 9 and 10. Best do it at a run if you're nervous. GINNY
Good luck! - -
(two)
RON WEASLEY
Excuse me, do you mind? Every where else is full.
HARRY
Not at all.
RON WEASLEY
I'm Ron by the way! Ron Weasley.
HARRY
I'm Harry. Harry Potter.
RON WEASLEY
SO it's true! DO you really have the... the...
HARRY
The what?
RON WEASLEY
The scar?
HARRY
Oh!
RON WEASLEY
Wicked!
OTH
Anything off the trolley dears?
RON WEASLEY
No, thanks, I'm all set.
HARRY
We'll take the lot!
RON WEASLEY
Woah!
HARRY
Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans?
RON WEASLEY
They mean every flavor! There's chocolate, peppermint and also, spinach liver, and tripe. George sweared he got boogie flavored one once.
HARRY
These aren't real frogs are they?
RON WEASLEY
It's just a spell. But it's the cards you want. Each pack's got a famous witch or wizard.
I got about 500 me self. Watch it! That's rotten luck. They've only got one good jump in them to begin with.
HARRY
I've got Dumbledore!
RON WEASLEY
I've got about 6 of him.
HARRY
Hey, he's gone!
RON WEASLEY
Well you can't expect him to hang around all day, can you? This is Scabbers by the way. Pathetic isn't he?
HARRY
Just a little bit.
RON WEASLEY
Fred gave me a spell to turn him yellow. Want to see?
HARRY
Yeah!
RON WEASLEY
Ahem... Sunshine...
HERMIONE
has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville's has one.
RON WEASLEY
No.
HERMIONE
Oh are you doing magic? Let's see then. RON WEASLEY
Ahem. Sunshine Daisies Butter Mellow Turn this stupid fat rat yellow.
HERMIONE
Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good is it? Of course, I've only tried a few simple ones myself but they've all worked for me. For example: Oculus Reparo. That's better isn't it? Holy cricket! You're Harry Potter! I'm Hermione Granger. And you are...?
RON WEASLEY
I'm Ron Weasley.
HERMIONE
Pleasure. You two better change into your robes. I expect we'll be arriving soon. You've dirt on your nose by the way. Just there.
(three)
HAGRID
Right then. First years this way, please! First years, don't be shy. Come on now, hurry up! Hello Harry!
HARRY
Hi Hagrid!
RON WEASLEY
Woah!
HAGRID
Right, then. This way to the boats. Come on now, follow me.
RON WEASLEY
Wicked! - - - -
MCGONAGALL
Welcome to Hogwarts. Now, in a few moments you will pass through these doors and join your classmates. But before you take your seats, you must be sorted into your houses. They are Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Now while you're here your house will be like your family. Your triumphs will earn you points. Any rule breaking and you will loose points. At the end of the year, the houses with the most points is awarded the house cup.
NEVILLE
Trevor! Sorry.
MCGONAGALL
The Sorting Ceremony will begin momentarily.
DRACO MALFOY
It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. N & OTH
Harry Potter?
DRACO MALFOY
This is Crabbe and Goyle. And I'm Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Think my name's funny do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley. You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't want to making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.
HARRY
I think I can tell the wrong sort for my self thanks.
MCGONAGALL
We're ready for you. Follow me.
(four)
HERMIONE
It's not real the ceiling. It's just bewitched to look like the night outside. I read about it in Hogwarts, A History.
MCGONAGALL
Will you wait along here please. Now before we begin, Professor Dumbledore would like to say a few words.
DUMBLEDORE
I have a few start-of-term notices I wish to announce. The first years please note, that the Dark Forest is strictly forbidden to all students. Also, our caretaker, Mr. Filch, has asked me to remind you that the third floor corridor on the right hand side is out of bounds to all who do not wish to die a most painful death. Thank you.
MCGONAGALL
When I call your name you will come forth, I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head, and you will be sorted into your houses. Hermione Granger!
HERMIONE
Oh, no. OK relax.
RON WEASLEY
Mental that one, I'm telling you. SHARRY
Ah, right then. Hum... Right. Okay, Gryffindor!
MCGONAGALL
Draco Malfoy!
SHARRY
Slytherin!
RON WEASLEY
There's no witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin.
MCGONAGALL
Susan Bones!
HARRY
Ow!
RON WEASLEY
Harry what is it?
HARRY
Nothing. Nothing, I'm fine
SHARRY
...where shall I put you? Let's see... I know! Hufflepuff!
MCGONAGALL
Ronald Weasley!
SHARRY
Ha! Another Weasley! I know just what to do with you... Gryffindor!
MCGONAGALL
Harry potter
SHARRY
Hmmm... Difficult, very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind either. There's talent, oh yes, and a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you...
HARRY
Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!
SHARRY
Not Slytherin eh? Are you sure? You could be great you know. It's all herein your head. And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, there's no doubt about that. No? (Harry whispering: Please, Please anything but Slytherin, anything but Slytherin.) Well if you're sure, better be... Gryffindor! MCGONAGALL
Your attention please.
DUMBLEDORE
Let the feast begin!
HARRY
Wow!
SFRED WEASLEY
I'm half and half. Me dad's a Muggle, mam's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out!
HARRY
Say Percy, who's that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell?
PERCY
Oh, Professor Snape, head of Slytherin house.
HARRY
What's he teach?
PERCY
Potions. But everyone knows it's the Dark Arts he fancies. He's been after Quirrell's job for years.
RON WEASLEY
Ah!
SIR NEVILLE
Hello! How are you? Welcome to Gryffindor.
OTH
It's the Bloody Baron!
PERCY
Hello, Sir Nicholas. Have a nice summer?
SIR NEVILLE
Dismal. Once again my request to join the Headless Hunt has been denied.
RON WEASLEY
I know you. You're Nearly Headless Nick.
SIR NEVILLE
I prefer Sir Nicholas if you don't mind.
HERMIONE
"Nearly" headless? How can you be "nearly" headless?
SIR NEVILLE
Like this.
RON WEASLEY
Ah!
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PERCY
Gryffindors, follow me, please. Keep up. Thank-you.
OTH
Ravenclaw follow me. This way.
PERCY
This is the most direct part to the dormitories. Oh, and keep an eye on the staircases, they like to change. Keep up please, and follow me. Quickly now, come on. Come on.
OTH
That picture's moving!
OTH
Look at that one.
OTH
I think she fancies you.
OTH
Look, look!
OTH
Who's that girl?
WALL PICTURE
Welcome to Hogwarts!
THE FAT LADY
Password?
PERCY
Caput Draconis. Follow me, everyone. Keep up. Quickly, come on! Gather around here. Welcome to the Gryffindor common room. Boys' dormitories is upstairs and down to your left. Girls the same on your right. You'll find all your belonging have already been brought up.
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（one）
RON WEASLEY
Whew! We made it! Can you imagine the look on McGonagall's face if we were late? That was bloody brilliant!
MCGONAGALL
Thank-you for that assessment Mr. Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I transfigured Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way one of you might be on time.
HARRY
We got lost.
MCGONAGALL
Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.
(two)
SEVERUS SNAPE
There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion making. However, for those select few who possess the predisposition. I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses.
I show you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. Then again maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention. Mr. Potter, our new celebrity. Tell me what would I get if I added root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? You don't know? Well let's try again. Where Mr. Potter would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?
HARRY
I don't know, sir.
SEVERUS SNAPE
And what is the difference between monkswood and wolfsbane?
HARRY
I don't know sir.
SEVERUS SNAPE
Pity. Clearly fame isn't everything. Is it Mr. Potter?
（three）
SFRED WEASLEY
Eye of rabbit, harp sting hum, turn this water into rum... Eye of rabbit harp sting hum, turn this water into rum.
HARRY
What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
RON WEASLEY
Turn it to rum. Actually he managed to make weak tea yesterday, before--- Ah, mail's here.
HARRY
Can I burrow this? Thanks.
OTH
Hey look! Neville's got a Remembrall. HERMIONE
I've read about those. When the smoke turns red it means you've forgotten something. NEVILLE
The only problem is I can't remember what I have forgotten.
HARRY
Hey Ron, somebody broke into Gringotts. Listen: "Believed to be the work of Dark wizards or witches unknown, Gringotts goblins were acknowledging the breach insist nothing was taken. The vault in question number 713 had been emptied earlier that very same day." That's odd. That's the vault Hagrid and I went to.
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MHARRY
Good afternoon, class.
OTHS
Good afternoon Madame Hooch.
MHARRY
Good afternoon Amanda, good afternoon. Welcome to your first flying lesson. Well what are you waiting for? Everyone step up to the left side of their broomstick. Come on now, hurry up. Stick your right hand over the broom and say up.
H & OTHS
Up! Up!
HARRY
Woah!
DRACO MALFOY
Up.
RON WEASLEY
Up. Up!
MHARRY
With feeling!
HERMIONE
Up. Up! Up. Up!
RON WEASLEY
UP! Ow! Shut up Harry.
MHARRY
Now once you've got hold of your broom, I want you to mount it. Grip it tight. You don't wanna be sliding off the end. When I blow my whistle, I want each of you to kick off from the ground, hard. Keep your broom steady, hover for a moment, then lean forward slightly and touch back down. On my whistle. Three, two... Mr. Longbottom. Mr. Mr. Mr. Longbottom!
OTHS
Down! Down!
HARRY
Neville!
NEVILLE
Help! Help!
MHARRY
Come back down this instant! Mr. Longbottom! Everyone out of the way!
HERMIONE
Is he alright?
NEVILLE
Ow!
MHARRY
Oh oh oh. Oh dear, it's a broken wrist. Poor boy. Come on now, up you get. Everyone is to keep their feet firmly on the ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to the hospital wing. Understand? If I see a single broom in the air the one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts before they can say "Quidditch".
DRACO MALFOY
Did you see his face? If the fat lump had given this a squeeze he would remember to fall on his fat arse.
HARRY
Give it here Malfoy.
DRACO MALFOY
No, I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find. How about on the roof? What's the matter Potter? Bit beyond you reach?
HERMIONE
Harry! No way! You heard what Madame Hooch said. Besides you don't even know how to fly! What an idiot!
HARRY
Give it here Malfoy or I'll knock you off your broom!
DRACO MALFOY
Is that so? Have it your way, then!
OTH
Yeah!
OTH
Nice going, Harry!
OTH
That was wicked Harry!
MCGONAGALL
Harry Potter! Follow me. You wait here.
QUIRRELL
... this is an ingredient... MCGONAGALL
Professor Quirrell, excuse me, excuse me could I borrow Wood for a moment, please? QUIRRELL
Well, yes of course.
MCGONAGALL
Potter, this is Oliver Wood. Wood I have found you a Seeker.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - <第九幕>
SIR NEVILLE
Have you heard Harry Potter's the new Gryffindor Seeker. I always knew he'd do well.
RON WEASLEY
Seeker? But first years never make the house teams. You must be the youngest Quidditch player in...
HARRY
A century. According to McGonagall.
FRED WEASLEY
Well dome Harry! Wood's just told us!
RON WEASLEY
Fred and George are on the team too. Beaters. GEORGE WEASLEY
Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloody up too bad. Can't make any promises of course. Rough game Quidditch.
FRED WEASLEY
Brutal! But, nobody's died in years. Someone vanishes occasionally.
GEORGE WEASLEY
But they'll turn up in a month or two! RON WEASLEY
Oh go on Harry! Quidditch is great. Best game there is, and you'll be great too!
HARRY
But I've never even played Quidditch! What if I make a fool of myself?
HERMIONE
You won't make a fool of yourself. It's in your blood.
RON WEASLEY
Woah! Harry, you never told me your father was a seeker too!
HARRY
I didn't know.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - <第十幕>
RON WEASLEY
I'm telling you, it's spooky! She knows move about you than you do!
HARRY
Who doesn't? What's happening? HERMIONE
The staircases change remember?
HARRY
Let's go this way.
RON WEASLEY
Before the staircase moves again. Does anybody feel like we shouldn't be here? HERMIONE
We're not supposed to be here. This is the third floor. It's forbidden!
HARRY
Let's go.
HERMIONE
Flich's cat!
HARRY
Run! Quick, let's hide through that door! It's locked!
RON WEASLEY
that's it we're done for!
HERMIONE
Oh! Move over! Alohomora! Get in!
RON WEASLEY
Alohomora?
HERMIONE
Standard Book Of Spells- Chapter 7!
FILCH
Any one here my sweet? Come on. HERMIONE
He thinks this door is locked.
RON WEASLEY
He thinks this door is locked. HERMIONE
It was locked.
HARRY
And for good reason.
H, R, & HERMIONE
AH!
RON WEASLEY
What do they think they're doing? Keeping a thing like that locked up in a school? HERMIONE
You don't use your eyes do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on?
RON WEASLEY
I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads. Or maybe you didn't notice... the three!
HERMIONE
It was standing on a trap door. It wasn't there by accident. It's guarding something. HARRY
Guarding something?
HERMIONE
That's right. Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get killed or worse... expelled.
RON WEASLEY
She needs to sort out her priorities.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - <第十一幕>
OLIVER WOOD
Quidditch is easy enough to understand. Each team has 7 players. Three Chasers, two Beaters, one Keeper and a Seeker, that's you. There are three kinds of balls. This one's called the Quaffle. The Chasers handle the Quaffle and try to put it through one of those three hoops. The Keeper, that's me, defends the hoops. With me so far?
HARRY
I think so. What are those?
OLIVER WOOD
You better take this. Careful now, it's coming back. Not bad Potter, you'd make a fair Beater. Uh-oh.
HARRY
What was that?
OLIVER WOOD
Bludgers. Nasty little buggers. But you are a Seeker. The only thing I want you to worry about is this, the Golden Snitch.
HARRY
I like this ball.
OLIVER WOOD
Eh, you like it now. But it's wicked fast and damn near impossible to see.
HARRY
What do I do with it?
OLIVER WOOD
You catch it. Before the other team's Seeker. You catch this the game's over. You catch this, Potter, and we win.
HARRY
Woah!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - <第十二幕>
（one）
PROFESSOR FLITWICK
One of a wizard's most rudimental skill is levitation or the ability to make objects fly. Do you all have your feathers? Good. Now don't forget the nice wrist movement we've been practicing. Hum! The "Swish and Flick". Everyone, the "Swish and Flick". Good! Oh and annunciate! Wingardium Leviosa. Off you go then!
OTHS
Wingardium Leviosa; Wingardium Leviosa! RON WEASLEY
Wingardium Leviosa!
HERMIONE
No, stop stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-o-sa, not Leviosar.
RON WEASLEY
You do it then if you're so clever. Go on, go on!
HERMIONE
Wingardium Leviosa.
PROFESSOR FLITWICK
Oh oh! Well done! See here everyone, Miss Granger's done it! Ho ho! Splendid!
SFRED WEASLEY
Wingard-Leviosa; Wingard-- Leviosa
PROFESSOR FLITWICK
Well done dear. OH!
HARRY
I think we're going to need another feather over here professor.
RON WEASLEY
"It's Levi-o-sa not Leviosar." She's a nightmare honestly! It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends!
HARRY
I think she heard you.
(two)
HARRY
Where's Hermione?
NEVILLE
Parvati Patil said she's wouldn't come out of the girl's bathroom. She said she's been there all afternoon, crying.
QUIRRELL
Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon! Though you ought to know.
OTHS
Ah!
DUMBLEDORE
SILENCE! Everyone will please not panic! Now prefects please escort your house to the dormitories. Teachers will follow me to the dungeons.
PERCY
Gryffindors, keep up, please, and stay alert!
HARRY
How could a troll get in?
RON WEASLEY
Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes. What? HARRY
Hermione! She doesn't know!
RON WEASLEY
I think the troll's left the dungeon!
HARRY
It's going into the girl's bathroom. Hermione move!
HERMIONE
Help! Help!
RON WEASLEY
Hey, pea brain!
HERMIONE
Ah! Help!
HARRY
Woah!
RON WEASLEY
Ugh!
HARRY
Do something!
RON WEASLEY
What?
HARRY
Anything! Hurry up!
HERMIONE
"Swish & Flick!"
RON WEASLEY
Wingardium Leviosa! Cool.
HERMIONE
Is it dead?
HARRY
No just knocked out.
HARRY
Ugh.
RON WEASLEY
Troll boogies.
MCGONAGALL
Oh my goodness! Explain yourselves both of you!
H & RON WEASLEY
Well what it is-
HERMIONE
It's my fault Professor Mc Gonagall MCGONAGALL
Miss. Granger?
HERMIONE
I went looking for the troll I've read about them and I though I could handle it. But I was wrong. If Harry and Ron hadn’t come and found me... I抎 probably be dead. MCGONAGALL
Be that as it may, it was an extremely foolish thing to do. I would have expected more rational behavior on your part and am very disappointed in you Miss. Granger. Five
points will be taken from Gryffindor for your serious lack of judgement. As for you two gentle I just hope you realize how fortunate you are. Not many first year students could take on a fully grown mountain troll and live to tell the tale. Five points will be awarded to each of you, for sheer dumb luck. QUIRRELL
Perhaps you ought to go. It might wake up.
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<第十二幕>
RON WEASLEY
Take a bit of toast, mate. Go on. HERMIONE
Ron's right Harry, you're going to need your strength today.
HARRY
I'm not hungry.
SEVERUS SNAPE
Good luck today, Potter. Then again, now that you've proven yourself against a troll, a little game of Quidditch should be easy work for you. Even if it is against Slytherin. HARRY
That explains the blood.
HERMIONE
Blood?
HARRY
Listen, last night, I'm guessing Snape let the troll in as diversion so he could get past that three headed dog. But, he got bit, that's why he's limping.
HERMIONE
But why would anyone go near that dog? HARRY
The day I was at Gringotts, Hagrid took something out of one of the vaults. Said it was Hogwarts business, very secret. HERMIONE
So you're saying
HARRY
That's what the dog's guarding. That's what Snape wants.
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<第十三幕>
(one)
HERMIONE
A bit early for mail isn't it?
HARRY
But, I never get mail.
RON WEASLEY
Let's open it.
HARRY
It's a broomstick.
RON WEASLEY
It's not just a broomstick, Harry. It's a Nimbus 2000!
HARRY
But who--?
（two）
OLIVER WOOD
Scared, Harry?
HARRY
A little.
OLIVER WOOD
It's alright. I felt the same way before my first game.
HARRY
What happened?
OLIVER WOOD
I.. uh...I don't really remember... Took a Bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke in the hospital a week later.
LJ
Hello! Welcome to Hogwart's first Quidditch game of the season! Today's game: Slytherin vs. Gryffindor! The player take their positions as Madam Hooch steps onto the field to begin the game!
MHARRY
Now, I want a nice clean game... from all of you.
LJ
The Bludgers are up. Followed by the Golden Snitch. Remember the Snitch is worth 150 points. The Seeker who catches the Snitch ends the game. The Quaffle is released and the game begins! Anjelina Johnson scores! Ten points for Gryffindor!
HAGRID
Well done!
LJ
Slytherin takes the Quaffle. Bletchley passes to Captain Marcus Flint. Another ten points to Gryffindor!
MFRED WEASLEY
Give me that! Take that side!
HAGRID
What's going on with Harry's broomstick? HERMIONE
It's Snape! He's jinxing the broom!
RON WEASLEY
Jinxing the broom?! What do we do? HERMIONE
Leave it to me!
RON WEASLEY
Come on Hermione!
HERMIONE
Lacarnum Inflamarae.
OTH
Fire! You're on fire!
HAGRID
Go, go, go, go! Looks like he's gonna be sick!
LJ
He's got the Snitch! Harry Potter receives 150 points for catching the Snitch!
MHARRY
Gryffindor wins!
HAGRID
Yes!
OTHS
Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - <第十四幕>
（one）
HAGRID
Nonsense! Why would Snape put a curse on Harry's broom?
HARRY
Who knows? Why was he trying to get past that three-headed dog on Halloween?
HAGRID
Who told you about Fluffy?
RON WEASLEY
Fluffy?
HERMIONE
That thing has a name?
HAGRID
Well, of course, he's got a name! He's mine!
I brought him off an Irish feller I met down at the pub last year. Then I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the---
HARRY
Yes?
HAGRID
I shouldn't have said that. No more questions! Don't ask anymore question! That's top- secret that is.
HARRY
But Hagrid, whatever Fluffy's guarding Snape's trying to steal it!
HAGRID
Codswallop! Professor Snape is a Hogwarts teacher!
HERMIONE
Hogwarts teacher or not I know a spell when I see one! I've read all about them. You've got to keep eye contact and Snape wasn't blinking!
HARRY
Exactly.
HAGRID
Now listen to me, all three of you, you're meddling in things that ought not to be meddled in. It's dangerous! What that dog is guarding is strictly between Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas Flamel.
HARRY
Nicholas Flamel?
HAGRID
I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that.
HARRY
Nicholas Flamel. Who's Nicholas Flamel? HERMIONE
I don't know.
(two)
HOGWART GHOSTS
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Ring the Hogwart bell. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Cast a Christmas spell.
HARRY
Knight to E-5.
RON WEASLEY
Queen to E-5.
HERMIONE
That's totally barbaric!
RON WEASLEY
That's wizard's chess. I see you've packed.
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HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE
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