英语话剧台词――小品【不差钱】_全文翻译
不差钱台词

不差钱台词篇一:赵本山小品《不差钱》经典台词日语版20XX年央视春晚上的一个小品《不差钱》不仅让全国人民捧腹大笑,而且还捧红了赵本山的徒弟小沈阳!接下来我们就来回顾一下这让人笑哭了的经典台词日文版!人最痛苦的事是人死了钱没花完。
人の一生で一番つらいのは、死ぬまでに金を使い切らなっかたこと。
——小沈阳人最最最痛苦的事是人活着钱没了。
人の一生で一番つらいのは、生きている間に金がなくなってしまうこと。
——赵本山人的一生很短暂,有的时候跟睡觉是一样的,眼睛一闭,一挣,一天过去了,好~~~~眼睛一闭,不挣,这辈子就过去了,好~~~~~人の一生は非常に短く、時には睡眠と同じで、目を閉じたりあけたりしているうちに一日が終り、目を閉じてあけなくなら一生が終わる。
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小沈阳《不差钱》英文台词--第五幕

Uncle Zhao They're all in white and yellow. Lots of folks' waiting for you with signature pens in hands, tears spillin' all over。
CCTV Man Why's that? Uncle Zhao They're excited。
CCTV Man Let's go there, then。
Uncle Zhao The center asked me to feast you here in town first. How abut that? 毕福剑:在这⼉吃饭? 赵本⼭:这是铁岭最贵的,你来吧。
毕福剑:别别,⼤爷,不,⽼哥,我在飞机上吃了。
赵本⼭:那客随主便,好不好?给你怎么安排你就听话,来来。
⼩沈阳:毕⽼师,你不给照个相吗?毕⽼师。
毕福剑:你是男服务员? ⼩沈阳:嗯哪。
毕福剑:长得挺委婉的。
赵本⼭:我刚开始来就误会了,你说哪有这打扮,哎呀妈呀。
坐,刚到是吧? 毕福剑:刚到,刚到。
赵本⼭:咱是⽼乡。
毕福剑:是吗? 赵本⼭:你不是⼤连⼈吗? 毕福剑:对对,⼤连⼈。
赵本⼭:你住哪⼉? 毕福间我住⼤连⽼鳖湾。
赵本⼭:哎呀妈呀,有亲戚,孩⼦她姥爷也在⽼鳖湾,也姓毕。
毕福剑:你姥爷叫毕什么? ⽑⽑:毕门庭。
毕福剑:你姥爷打⿇将肯定是⾼⼿。
赵福剑:咋的? 毕福剑:闭门听嘛。
赵本⼭:正好你叫闭门炮。
CCTV Man Why here? Uncle Zhao Here we've got the best restaurant in Tieling. Do c'me this way please。
CCTV Man But I've had my meal on the plane。
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小沈阳:没有问题
赵本山:你们这个酒店,如果要吃一顿饭,要多少钱。最贵的要点上要吃多少钱
小沈阳:要一、二万元
赵本山:是否有这样的情况,今天吃饭明天来结帐
小沈阳:打白条
赵本山:不是打白条,给你小费
小沈阳:大爷,你太帅了
赵本山:客人来了,我点菜的时候你要给我兜着,我要点贵菜
不差钱小品台词
不差钱小品台词由整理,不差钱是2009年央视春晚最受欢迎的小品节目之一,由赵本山,毕福剑,小沈阳和毛毛主演,不差钱就是不缺钱,这个小品当时也是小沈阳的成名之作。
不差钱小品台词
赵本山:这就是铁岭最贵的饭店,苏格兰调情
毛毛:你念反了,苏格兰情调,这家老贵了
赵本山:带钱了,三万,带包没有啊
毛毛:我落在炕上了
赵本山:菜都给你炖了,你不给我面子也给她老爷面子,要不让他老爷跟你见面一下,你上网上看一下新闻,点击率很高,上面说的鸭蛋就是她。
毕福剑:马上上菜,今天的饭我包了,我请客,鸭蛋,明天你跟着大哥上《星光大道》,你们搞一个组合就叫做不差钱。
毛毛:我也可以去了吗
毕福剑:是的。
毛毛:谢谢老爷。
小沈阳:谢谢。
赵本山:《星光大道》是百姓舞台,他们都要了,把我也要了吧。
毛毛:哭
赵本山:完蛋,笑什么。
毛毛:太有意思
毕福剑:不说了,才艺不错,唱的也不错。
小沈阳:这不错啊,这样能上的话,我也能上。
赵本山:你往那上,
小沈阳:上《星光大道》
赵本山:你上炕不错,这是艺术圈的事
小沈阳:你让我唱一个,
赵本山:不让你唱
小沈阳:不让我唱,我就将你的事交代出来
赵本山:你要说,一定比唱的好
小沈阳不差钱经典台词

小沈阳不差钱经典台词小品《不差钱》讲述了毛毛为了参加《星光大道》,赵本山和毛毛在“苏格兰情调”餐厅请《星光大道》主持人老毕吃饭,而赵本山没带够钱,赵本山就给餐厅服务员小沈阳红包的故事。
下面是店铺给大家整理的小沈阳不差钱台词和不差钱全部台词,希望大家喜欢。
小沈阳不差钱台词小沈阳:对不起大爷,我们这是高档酒店,不收农副产品小沈阳:你管谁叫姑娘哪,人家是纯爷们小沈阳:这是按我们苏格兰风格包装的,再说也不是裙子啊,这不七分裤,你看是有腿的嘛?妈呀,着急穿跑偏了,妈呀我说走路咋没有档呢小沈阳:大爷,你真敞亮了你太帅了小沈阳:哎~你不是谁吗,等会儿,蒙住了~你是那个朱军,不是,白岩松不是,老毕,你是毕老师吗?哎呀我的妈呀,毕老师你咋出来了,毕老师来了,快来人啊,一会儿该跑了。
小沈阳:毕老师我们还没有照相呢小沈阳:赠送一个呗,大爷你怎么这么扣捏,一个都没有点,完我们还得搭一个是吧。
小沈阳:大爷我没别的意思,人不能把钱看太重了。
钱乃身外之物,人生最痛苦的事你知道是什么吗?就是人死了,钱没花了。
小沈阳:有没有,你心里还没有数吗,我知道大爷不差钱,我的意思是说人家毕老师好容易来一回。
别看我的岁数小,但是我总结了。
人的一生其实可短暂了,有的时候跟睡觉是一样一样的,眼睛一闭,一挣,一天过去了,hang~眼睛一闭,不挣,这辈子就过去了hang~小沈阳:我和你,心连心…… 哎呀我唱神话了小沈阳:我的中文名字叫做小沈阳,英文名字叫小沈阳~~~不差钱完整台词赵本山:到了,这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店,这不,苏格兰调情.毛毛:爷,你念反了,苏格兰情调。
赵本山:啊对,就搁着吃毛毛:爷,这家老贵了赵本山:贵,咱带钱了,三万多,带包没有啊,装钱那包,黄包毛毛:我落在炕上了赵本山:你说你这孩子还能办事不,你说给你办事,还落在炕上了,兜里还有钱不毛毛:兜里才70多块钱赵本山:我还有400毛毛:这也不能够啊赵本山:够不够就这样吧,快进吧赵本山:服务员小沈阳:对不起大爷,我们这是高档酒店,不收农副产品赵本山:不是,我们是吃饭的,小沈阳:嘛吃饭的?赵本山:不像嘛小沈阳:不太像。
英语剧本

6人英语话剧剧本-逃课Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classesKevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university lifeKen: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do itJason: Always commits himself not to skip classesSteven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping classRita: A professional class skipper--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy? Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yester day afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene II(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow? Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar –Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of yourmind?Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes. Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?Rita: I thought you were going to the library.Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene IV(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.Ken: What are they?Rita: Now lend me your ears –First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.Ken: Why?Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet caféthat is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you. Ken: You are a genius.Rita: I am just very professional.Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene V(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.Kevin: Why?Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.Ken: Ok. Let’s go.(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)灰姑娘英语话剧剧本版本一灰姑娘(Cinderella)第一场布景:灰姑娘家旁白:Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Cinderella, her mother was dead, and her father loved her very much. 父亲: Dear daughter! These presents are for your birthday! Do you like them? 灰姑娘: Yeah, thank you, Dad.(开心地接过)父亲: My lovely daughter, I hope you can be happy forever! 旁白:But one day, her father married a new wife and died unfortunately. Look, her stepmother and her new sisters are COMING. 后妈: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is! (四周看了看,开始乱翻东西,拿起些东西来看)后妈女儿(1): Yes, and so many fruits.(一个个用手指点)Apples,bananas, mangoes and lychees. Wow, I like them. (吃水果) 后妈女儿(2):(打开衣柜,翻翻看看)Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress. (往身上穿) 灰姑娘:Oh, no, please, that’s my dress. This new dress is bought by my father(跑过去,想把那条裙子拿过来). 后妈女儿(2):Who are YOU? (把那条裙子藏到一边,厌恶地把灰姑娘的肩膀推了推)Mum, who is she?(退了几步,回头看后妈,用手指指了指灰姑娘)后妈: She is your little sister. But it doesn't matter. Now! Cinderella, go, clean the room and then cook for us. RIGHT NOW! 灰姑娘: Why? I'm not your servant.(插着腰,皱着眉很生气的样子)后妈: Yeah.(点头). But from NOW ON you are our servant.(很凶的样子)后妈女儿(1): Mum, I like this dress. (拽灰姑娘的衣服) 后妈女儿(2):I like her necklace. (抢走她的项链戴在脖子上) 灰姑娘:Oh, no, PLEASE (哭喊)旁白:After that, Cinderella had to been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night.(Cinderella在洗衣服,扫地,干别的家务活)She had no room to live and she have to sleep in sofa(睡在沙发上); she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty. 第二场布景:灰姑娘家(士兵在门外敲门)后妈: Who is it? 士兵: I'm the soldier of the palace. (后妈打开门)Good morning, madam, this letter is from the palace, for you andother girls in this house. Good-bye, madam! 后妈: What is it? (打开信看——欢呼,向后妈女儿(1)(2)招手)Helen, Jenny, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. Prince Edward will select a queen among the young girls in this kingdom. 后妈女儿(1): Hooray! I'll be the queen! 后妈女儿(2): Hey, I will be the queen, not YOU!!后妈: Okay, girls. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up immediately! 灰姑娘: (小心地走出来问道)Mum, I want to go to the party, too. 两个后妈女儿: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly. (大笑起来) 灰姑娘(看着在镜子前整理衣服化妆的后妈):Mum,please, can I…后妈: Girls, are you ready? Let's go. Cinderella, you are so dirty and ugly that you haven’t any excuse to go. And you must do your housework FIRST! Good night!! (后妈和她的女儿很骄傲地走出门外,灰姑娘很伤心地坐到地上哭了。
赵本山小品——不差钱(英文版)

赵本山小品——不差钱(英文版)第一篇:赵本山小品——不差钱 (英文版)Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景,写着:“苏格兰情调”。
本山大叔穿着中山装,身上背着一串蒜头,手上拿着野鸡,拉着毛毛上场。
)(This short play is set in a restaurant named “Scottish Taste / Feel.” Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)赵本山:到了。
Uncle Zhao Here we are.毛毛:到了。
YadarHere we are.赵本山:这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。
这不,苏格兰情调,今天就在这吃了Uncle Zhao Is this the most pricy eatin' spot in Tieling: “Scottish Taste / Fool.”?we will eat here today.毛毛:爷爷,这家老贵的啦。
YadarBut it's very expensive.赵本山:贵?咱带钱了,带三万多块,那包呢?Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan.Where's the bag? 毛毛:完了,让我落炕上了.YadarOh no, I left it on the brick bed.赵本山:我说,你这孩子还能办点事吗?兜里还有钱吗?Uncle Zhao So what can you do at all? Any money left on you? 毛毛:兜里,多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。
不差钱台词

不差钱台词 篇一:赵本山小品《不差钱》经典台词日语版 2009 年央视春晚上的一个小品《不差钱》不仅让全国人民捧腹大笑,而且还捧红了赵本 山的徒弟小沈阳!接下来我们就来回顾一下这让人笑哭了的经典台词日文版! 人最痛苦的事是人死了钱没花完。
人の一生で一番つらいのは、死ぬまでに金を使い切らなっかたこと。
——小沈阳 人最最最痛苦的事是人活着钱没了。
人の一生で一番つらいのは、生きている間に金がなくなってしまうこと。
——赵本山 人的一生很短暂,有的时候跟睡觉是一样的,眼睛一闭,一挣,一天过去了,好~~~~眼 睛一闭,不挣,这辈子就过去了,好~~~~~ 人の一生は非常に短く、時には睡眠と同じで、目を閉じたりあけたりしているうちに一 日が終り、目を閉じてあけなくなら一生が終わる。
——小沈阳 早道日语网校国内最大的日语直播网校,随时随地,快学快用 关注早道日语微信号:izaodao 或早道日语(蓝色头像) 关注早道日语微信编辑“文库”两字发送,即可获得:2 天开口说日语 精品课 原价:99 篇二:经典小品剧本之-- 不差钱 经典小品剧本之-- 不差钱 赵本山:到了 毛毛:到了 赵本山:这就是铁岭最贵的饭店 这不 苏 格 兰调情 毛毛:爷 你念反了 那苏格兰情调, 赵本山:啊 情调哈 就各这吃 毛毛:爷 这家老贵了吧 赵本山:贵 咱带钱了嘛 带三万多呢 那包呢 毛毛:我没拿包啊 赵本山:装钱那包 黄包 毛毛:完~~完了 让我落在炕上了 赵本山:你说你这孩子还能办点事不 你说这给你办事 落在炕上了还 兜都还有钱没 毛毛:兜 多少钱还 才 70 多块元 赵本山:我还有 400 行了 够了 毛毛:那也不能够啊 1 / 12赵本山:哎呀 够不够就这样吧 进来 赵本山:服务员 小沈阳:对不起大爷 我们这是高档酒店 不收农副产品 赵本山:不是 我们是吃饭的 小沈阳:哎妈呀 吃饭的啊 赵本山:不像吗 小沈阳:不太像 赵本山:我说姑娘啊 这顿饭非常重要 小沈阳:哎妈呀 你管谁叫姑娘呢 人家是是纯爷们 赵本山:那怎么还这么个打扮呢 这还 还穿个裙子 呢 小沈阳:这是按我们苏格兰风格包装的 再说了也不是裙子啊 这是七分裤吗 没看 这有 腿的 嘛,哈 ………… 妈呀 着急穿跑偏了 哎妈呀 我说走道咋没有裆呢 …… 赵本山: 行啦 那条腿留明儿个穿 哎呀 小伙子 我跟你说呀 今天我要请一位重要客人吃 饭 小沈阳:是吗 赵本山:你一定要招待好 啊 小沈阳:啊 没问题 赵本山:来来来 我问问你 这个 你们这个酒店 如果要激头白脸吃一顿得多少钱啊 小沈阳:这咋还吃急眼了呢 赵本山:不是 我意思是 就是最贵的都点上 小沈阳:得一两万吧 赵本山: 一 一 两万 啊 那啥 有没有那种情况 今儿个吃完了 明儿个来结帐 的小沈阳: 打白条啊 赵本山:不是 不是打白条 不差钱 有钱 小沈阳:啥意思啊? 赵本山:小费 小沈阳:唉妈呀 大爷 你真敞亮 你太帅了 赵本山: 给一百块钱还帅 跟你说 这不白给啊 一会客人到了 你一定要给足我面子 明白 吗 我到点菜的时候你得替我兜着点 小沈阳:咋兜啊? 赵本山:既把面子给了 但是呢又 不能花的太狠 我要点贵菜 小沈阳:我就说……没有呗? 赵本山:哎呀妈呀 你也太厉害了 来来来 拿点儿 毛毛:都给你了 赵本山:再给你三十 来 小沈阳:我给你兜明白儿的 啊~ 赵本山:谢谢你 啊 2 / 12小沈阳:放心吧 毛毛:爷 我有点饿了 赵本山:饿了 来碗面条 小沈阳:78 元一碗 赵本山:啥面啊 这么贵呀 小沈阳:苏格兰打卤面 赵本山:那个……是不是卤子贵呀 小沈阳:卤不要钱 赵本山:啊 那你来碗卤子 先尝尝咸淡 快去 快去 小沈阳:妈 没能么上过呀 赵本山:那是我没来 我要来了 你早就这么上了 还 去吧去吧 小沈阳:这老爷子 我要说面条不要钱还要面条了呢 还 赵本山: 来 站起来 跟你说啊 一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了 你一定要给我争点脸 好不 这 是人生最好的一次机会 知道吗 爷爷培养你都已经四十多年了 毛毛:爷 我才多大儿啊 赵本山:我还培养你爸 30 多年呢 对不 你爸那是个半成 品 我都培养成 文化站站长了 你 一定要超过他 有决心没 毛毛:有 赵本山:表下决心 毛毛:我指定洪湖水 浪打浪 长江后浪推前浪 一浪更比一浪强 把我爹拍在沙滩上 赵本山:有志向 小沈阳:哎 来了 赵本山:来 先把这卤子喝了 孩子饿了 鸭蛋:哎呀 爷 有点咸了 赵本山:没事 咸了 整碗水去。
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第一幕(急诊室)场景:医生看报纸,护士站立,家属甲乙推车,病人呻吟,旁白举牌过^^家属甲:Anybody here? Help! Help!护士过来,量血压家属乙:Hurry up ! Hurry up! Do something ,please! Is he serious? 病人:oh don’t touc h me, I would die!护士:Be quiet ! Don’t move . Shut up !(量完血压)ok, I ‘ll call the doctor!(走到医生面前),doctor ,the patient is coming!医生:(放下报纸,走过去,开始检查病人,病人叫)家属乙:(焦急状)Is he serious?医生: Be quiet ! Let me examine him! (检查完,回到桌子)you need to take some examinations.(开单)家属甲:Can you give some medicine to him, but not to take this examination? 医生:of course not!家属接单后做推车状,然后反身再做推车状,旁白举牌过,进入第二幕. 第二幕(检验室)家属甲:Anybody here? We need examinations.护士:what’s the matter? I see, pay for the check up first!家属甲,Can we take the examination first?护士:No money no examination!家属乙:(接过单子飞快跑下去,数秒后飞快跑回来,气喘嘘嘘状)Here you are! I have paid for it, please hurry up!护士:(走向检验,给单)Doctor!检验:(接单,拿好注射器,慢慢起身,慢慢走过去,举针做注射准备状)Don’t move!病人:Oh my god ! It’s terrible ! You’ll kill me !家属乙: (看着针头惊恐状)Are you sure you have to do this?检验:of course!(手横握针筒,作猛扎状!)病人惨叫????????家属乙:How long can we get the result?检验:(不耐烦状,回身摆手说)Go back to the emergence room and waitfor the result.家属气喘嘘嘘推车状,再反身推车,旁白举牌过,进入第三幕。
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赵本山:
带钱了,三万,带包没有啊
we have money,thirty thousand
yuan.don't you take the purse?
毛毛:
我落在炕上了
I left it on the brick bed.
赵本山:
给你办事,还落在炕上了
you are so clever.
毛毛:
爷爷,我饿了
grandpa,I'm hungry.赵本山:
给我来碗面条
take me a bowl of noodles.小沈阳:78元一碗
78 yuan.
毛毛:
do you have the cheaper?小沈阳:
this is the cheapedo you have?
小沈阳:
只有一斤的。
about one kilo
赵本山:
这个太小了,糖醋排骨
Thistoosmall.sweetandsour
spareribs
毛毛:
oh it’s great.i like
小沈阳:
no havespareribs
赵本山:
有还是没有啊
小沈阳:
大爷,你太帅了
uncle,I LOVE YOU.
赵本山:
客人来了,我点菜的时候你要给我
兜着,我要点贵菜
shouldhelpmewhenIam
orderingdishes.IfIwantto
order a dear dish……
小沈阳:
我就说没有
I say not have?
赵本山:
你太明白了
赵本山:
ok ,please
小沈阳:
here is the noodle
毛毛:
爷爷有一点咸了,
it's a bit salty. I want to drink coffee赵本山:
给她搞一碗白开水,
givehersomewater.wefirsttryto act to order the dish
把带来的拿过来
take it
mao:
把这个炖了,点一个笨鸡蛋
stew it,take a heavy egg小沈阳:
没有
not have
赵本山:
我有
I have
小沈阳:
有没有,你心里没有数吗,
aren'tyouclearwhetherwehave? .
赵本山:
Iorderedabalonesandlobster,you don't have.
have or not?
小沈阳:
没有的。
no.
赵本山:
来民间的,孩子,来一个小野鸡炖
蘑菇
let'stakesomelocal
dishes,boy,small
pheasantstewsthe
mushroom
小沈阳:
没有
not have
赵本山:
这个可以有
this can have
小沈阳:
这个真没有
really not赵本山:
waiterss !
小沈阳:
你管谁叫姑娘,我是纯爷们
girl? I'm a real man.赵本山:
怎么穿裙子
why do you wear a skirt?小沈阳:
也不是裙子,这是七分裤,这有腿的,着急穿错了,
it'snot,thisaseventhtrousers..Sorry,I wear wronginahurry.mayItakeyour order?
赵本山:
是否有这样的情况,今天吃饭明天来结帐
canIhavemealstodaybutpay tomorrow?
小沈阳:
打白条
owe the money?
赵本山:
不是打白条,给你小费
no,Ihavemoney,don'tshortsof
money.Give you tips.
毛毛:
so many tipsI have money.
小沈阳:
ok
赵本山:
澳洲鲍鱼四只
Four Ausrialia’s abalones.小沈阳:
对不起没有。
Sorry , we haven’t the dish.毛毛:
I likeAusrialia ‘s lobster.
赵本山:
澳洲龙虾
Ausrialia ‘s lobster.
小沈阳:
没有那么大的
We haven’t such a big one .赵本山:
赵本山:
yes.
赵本山:
你们这个酒店,如果要吃一顿饭,
要多少钱。最贵的要点上要吃多少钱
I want to know how much it cost
tohaveameal,includingthemost expensive dishes.小沈阳:要一、"二万元
abouttenortwentythousandyuan.
Idobusinesstoyou,butyouleft
it?
毛毛:
兜里才70多元
I only have seventy yuan.
赵本山:
我还有400
Here is 400 yuan.
毛毛:
也不够啊
it's not enough.
赵本山:
够不够都可以的
it doesn't matter.
赵本山:
服务员