泰坦尼克号英语短剧剧本
旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）
Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）
Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的手）
Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.
Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）, warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose 身上）
Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.
Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you? J
ack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）.
Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She and I will go to New York to have our wedding.
Rose: But now…… Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）
Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）
Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~
Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）
( J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）
Rose: Help, help! （Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）
Oscar: Honey, how are you?
Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）, just so confident~（甩头发）
（Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水）Oscar: Help, help!
Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的手，对视）Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~
Rose: But……what about Oscar？
Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.
Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~
旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……
Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.
Jack: Do you feel cold?
Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.
Jack: Don’t worry. I ha ve this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）
This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）.（Jack按下打火机）
（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）
Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman!
The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）
Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.
Jack: Take my girl together. Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）Princess: I am a princess from India.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?
Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）
Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）（Indian
Princess下）
（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向观众）My name is Harry Potter. I’m from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）. I lose my way. Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?
Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）
Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter 下）
旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.
Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.
The boat can’t support us for a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.
Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.
Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）
Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）
Jack & Rose: One two three! （Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）
Jack: I lose. You see, i t’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）
Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack! Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye! （Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）
Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死，继续叫救命……）（旁白唱my heart will go on，音乐起，全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）
泰坦尼克号的完整台词
泰坦尼克号的完整台词“你好，杰克……我改变主意了，我到处找你……”一个极微弱的、似乎是来自天边的声音叫醒了杰克，这声音虽然又轻又低，但对杰克却如同惊雷，他不仅听得准听得清，还像被震荡了似的跳了起来。露丝就在身后几米远处站着，她心平气和，举止泰然，看得出从上等舱到这里，她已在泰坦尼克号上走了不少的路。这一路上她早已调整好了自己的情绪唯物史观体系的基本思想——生产关系思想（参见《列宁全，自己的步伐，展现在杰克?道森面前的是一个崭新的，完整的、结束了分裂的人格，弥补了心灵断层的露丝，因此她显得那样从容不迫，沉稳得就像一尊雕像。一个人的蜕变往往就在几个小时之中，一下子一切都更新了，老的躯壳脱了下来，一个生命死了，另外一个已经诞生…… 几分种前还一脸沮丧的杰克，顿时像吹了仙气般来了精神，他的眼睛睁导大大的，亮了，放出了火光，抑制不住的快乐情绪使他容光焕发，他情不自禁地伸出手臂，扑向露丝……但立刻，他又停止了，用手示意正欲走过来的露丝，让她先不要动…… 失望和消沉一扫而光，杰克又恢复了乐观豪爽的天性，他要带露丝去体验一下人生难得的一瞬——那种腾空欲飞的仙境…… “嘘……”杰克用手指按了一下嘴唇，表示要露丝安静别出声，露丝顺从地屏住了呼吸。“把手给我……闭上眼睛，快闭上，来，跟着我，上来，抓住栏仟，抓紧了，别睁开眼，不准偷看……”杰克像对小孩子说话似的嘱咐着露丝，露丝的手在他的手中紧紧握着，她被引导着朝前走了几步，然后登上一个台阶。又向前走了几步，又辽上了一级台阶。露丝的眼睛一直闭着，尽管不习惯，但她很放心，杰克手的力量传递给她，使她虽然看不见，也走得很平稳。当露丝感觉到自己身体的位置高了许多时，杰克把手放在她的两只手上，帮她牢牢抓紧了栏杆。杰克伏在露丝的耳边问道：“相信我吗？”露丝笑着回答：“我相信你！”然后，杰克站在露丝的背后，紧紧贴着她的身体，将露丝的双手从栏杆上拿开，与自己的两臂同时展开，伸直，对露丝说：“好了，睁开眼睛吧！” 天啊！露丝惊叫着睁大了眼睛。这是何等壮丽的景观啊！一无遮拦的大海，海水激起的浪花就在脚下，除了杰克，露丝身边再没有任何生灵，所有的物质都已消失，泰但尼克号上的所有设置都退到了身后，似乎自己是直接浮出海面，或是从天而降，或干脆就置身海天之间。那感觉，像是海鸥贴海面的低空飞行，随时可以与海水媳戏，又像是从海中跃出的海豚，在海中随意翻滚，轻柔矫健。与杰克紧紧贴在一起的两臂，就是一对双人翅膀，它可以腾空，可以飞翔，可以到任何向往的地方…… 露丝的心就像新生婴儿的心一样烂漫天真，那清彻深沉的大海，那只剩下最后一抹霞光的天空，让她兴奋，令她超脱，她忘情地大喊着：“我飞起来了，我飞起来了，杰克！”杰克紧紧地搂着她的腰，使她站得安稳。紧贴着她的耳垂，杰克喊道：“飞吧，飞吧，我的约瑟芬，坐上飞船和我一起翱翔吧！飞啊，飞啊，我们已经上了云霄……” 泰坦尼克号上传来了悦耳的小提琴声，抒情明快的旋律传达着对新生活的追求，热情奔放的节奏好以一曲胜利的凯歌，歌唱着杰克与露丝新的人生路程……"Hello, jack... I changed my mind. I've been looking for you..." A very weak, seems to have come from the voice woke jack, this voice though was light and low, but jack was like JingLei, he not only, still can must distinguishable as shock was jumped up.Lucy is behind a few meters away, she stands calmly, can behave collected from the first-class cabin, here, she has in the Titanic left many paths. The way she had to adjust their mood materialism basic idea of system, production relations (see the thoughts of his pace, Lenin, show in front of jack Dawson is a brand-new, complete and ended up split personality, the heart of the fault, so she rose appears so leisurely and composed as a statue One of the few hours at metamorphosis, suddenly everything new and old body off, a life of dies, another has been born...For a few minutes before a face of depression, jack blew XianQi immediately be like a spirit, to guide his eyes wide, light, the light, uncontrollable happy mood that his radiant, he couldn't help to arm the rose... But immediately, he stopped, using hand signal is coming to the rose, let her first don't move...Disappointment and depression are swept, jack and restore the optimistic nature, he will trace the DaiLou silk to experience life rare moment - to fly emptied the fairyland..."SHHH..." Jack press with finger to the lips, Lucy, Ruth quiet don't hold your breath submissive."Give me your hand... close your eyes, quick close, come, follow me, and caught hold micky column, don't open your eyes, not peek..." Jack for kids speak like a rose, charge Lucy's hand in his hands clasped, she was guided ahead for a few steps, then boarded a step. And go forward paces,
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泰坦尼克号台词-完整
安静，开始拍摄了Okay, quiet. We’re rolling. 每次目睹她如幽灵船般从黑暗渐现都让我为之惊叹Seeing her coming out of the darkness like a ghost ship still gets me every time. 1912年4月15日凌晨2:30，她告别尘世，缓缓沉没，最终长眠于此，荣光已逝，只余残骸。To see the sad ruin of the great ship, sitting here where she landed at 2:30 in the morning of April 15, 1912 after her long fall from the world above. 头儿，你真够酸文假醋的。You’re so full of shit, boss. 第六次下潜Dive six. 我们再次来到了泰坦尼号的甲板上。Here we are again on the deck of Titanic. 深入水下2.5英里，3821米。Two and a half miles down, 3821 meters. 水压每平方英寸3.5吨。The pressure outside is three and a half tons per square inch. 如果这些9英寸厚的窗户受压碎裂我们瞬间就会见上帝。These windows are nine inches thick and if they go it’s sayonara in two microseconds. 好了，不多废话。All right, enough of that bullshit. 像昨天那样，把潜艇降落在船长室的顶部。Just put her down on the roof of the officers’ quarters like yesterday. 好的Sure. 和平二号，我们要停在大阶梯上方。Okay, Mir-2, we’re landing right over the Grand Staircase.你们准备好发射了吗？You guys set to launch? 是的，布洛克，正在发射邓金。开始吧，查理。Yeah, Brock, launching Dunkin now. Go, Charlie. 好了，继续推进。-推进中。All right, tether out. -Tether out. 好的，布洛克，我们正沿着船体下放。Okay, Brock, we’re dropping down along the hull. 收到，继续下放，进入头等舱舷门。Yeah, roger that. Okay, drop down, and go into the first-class gangway door. 探测一下D层的接待室和餐厅。I want to guys working the D deck reception area and the dining saloon. 收到Copy that. -继续推进-推进中-Tether out. -Tether out. 现在向左，现在向左。向左，向左。Okay, now left. Now left. Left, left. 探测器推进中，正沿着楼梯间向下。Snoop Dog is on the move. We’re headed down the stairwell. 好的，路易斯，下潜至B层。Okay, Lewis, drop down to B deck. 这是A层。 A deck. 缆绳放长些，老大。Give me some rope, Captain. 这是B层，进去。 B deck. Get in there. 小心门框，看着点。Watch the door frame. Watch it. 我看到了，没事的。I see it. I got it. 没事的啦，放松点，头儿。We’re good. Just chill, boss. 好的，转向。Okay, make your turn. 缆绳到头了。老大，转向。小心墙壁。Cable out, Captain. -Make your turn. Watch the wall. 布洛克，我们现位于钢琴处，收到吗？Brock, we’re at the piano. You copy? 收到。Copy that. 就是那里。Right there. 就是它。那是卧室的门。-我看到了。That’s it. That’s the bedroom door. -I see it. 进去了。进去了，宝贝儿。我们到了。We’re in. We’re in, baby. We’re there.
英语话剧之泰坦尼克号Titanic后现代搞笑版
旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上） Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩） Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的手） Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are. Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng （波斯登）, warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more. Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you? Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）. Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our we dding. Rose: But now…… Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中） Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~ Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）( J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子） Oscar: Honey, how are you? Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）, just so confident~（甩头发） （Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水）Oscar: Help, help!
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求） D：(笑）OK，OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！ 我们每人讲一个笑话，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就买单哦。（得意）A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手，异口同声） A：Let me tell a joke first .the title is”I'm Glad “.A school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先讲吧，题目是“我很高兴”。一个老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。 （切到场景二，到一个教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑话表演出来，，拍） A：Now, she said现在，她说 老师：children ，has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？ 学生：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使别人高兴过。 老师：Well done. Who was that?做得好，是谁呢？ 学生：My granny.我奶奶。 老师：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。 学生：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going
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英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。 有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。 有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。 最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
泰坦尼克号 简易版剧本 无汉语
1 2 The Captain: Good morning, welcome to Titanic. And now we are about to start on our journey. Come on lads, SPEED UP! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 Aside: The great ship, Titanic, which was called of “the ship of dream”，sailed for New York from Southampton on April 10th 1912. She was carrying one thousand three hundred sixteen passengers. At that time, however, she was not only the largest ship that had ever been built, but was regarded as unsinkable. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4 Aside: The hero named Jack Dawson is a penniless artist who won his third-class ticket in a poker game. The heroine called Rose Bukater is a rich girl, but she is bound by various powers. She trapped in a loveless engagement because of her mother is facing finance ruin. They first met each other in the bow. And then, they fell in love. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5 场景一（At the ball 在舞会上） Carl: Rose this ball is pretty good, isn’t it. Rose: Yes, well definitely. Carl: Our wedding will be much better than this ball, Rose. We’re going to marry very soon. I hope our marriage can be perfect. Rose:……marriage……marriage…… Oh! Sorry Carl, I am t ired. I want to get some rest. Carl: All right. Enjoy yourself. See you latter. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6 Jack: Hi, Rose. You look beautiful tonight. Can we have a dance? Rose: No, Jack. I need rest. Jack: Rose, you look you are in trouble. I can see you. Rose: What? Jack:You are not happy, I know how the world works. You don’t love Carl, Right? Rose:Sorry, Jack. You can’t say that. It’s impolite. Jack: Listen, Rose. You should find your own way…… Rose: It’s not your business, Jack. Mr. Dawson, I have to leave. -------------- Carl: Rose. You must be loyal to me. Rose: What……? I can’t understand you. Carl: Listen. Now you’re gong to marry me! You can’t fall in love with others, with that man! Rose: So, Mr. Carl. Why do you think I would marry you? I love you? No, no…… --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7 8 9场景二（在船头In the bow）响音乐
搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎
Heart broken Billing： XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y与X相遇． Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you ! X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name? Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you? X: I am XiMenchuixue. Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue? X: Yes, what’s wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu. X: Great, you know me ! Y: But your wife is my first lover. X: What??? Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! X:No, I must kill you ! Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me! X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! X: 拔刀砍向Y (Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去) X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Just drink it! X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha. Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !
泰坦尼克号中英文对照剧本
Titanic 中英文剧本 第一幕： - (Music Box Playing Tune) - (Knock At Door) (Door Opens) 罗斯男友：I know you've been melancholy. 我知道你心情不好 罗斯男友：I don't pretend to know why. 我也不会假装知道原因 罗斯男友：I intended to save this 原本想等到… 罗斯男友：until the engagement gala next week.下星期的订婚宴会才拿出来罗斯男友：But I thought tonight. 但我觉得…今天晚上… 罗斯：Good gracious. 我的天啊！ 罗斯男友：Perhaps as a reminder of my feelings for you. 让你知道我对你的真心 罗斯：- Is it a... 这是… 罗斯男友：- Diamond Yes. 对，是钻石 罗斯男友：56 carats to be exact. 五十六克拉 罗斯男友：It was worn by Louis XVI and they called it "Le Coeur DeLa Mer. "原属于路易十六世，他们称它为“海洋之星” 罗斯：The Heart of the Ocean. “海洋之星” 罗斯男友：Yes. 罗斯：It's over whelming. 好贵重 罗斯：Well, it's for royalty. 这是为皇室做的 罗斯男友：We are royalty, Rose. 我们就是皇室
罗斯男友：You know, there's nothing I couldn't give you. 我什么都能给你罗斯男友：There's nothing I'd deny you 我什么都愿意给你 罗斯男友： if you would not deny me. 只要你接受我 罗斯男友：Now open your heart to me, Rose. 用心来爱我，萝丝 第二幕： 旁白：I saw my whole life as if l'd already lived it-- 我当时觉得自己的生活了无生趣 an endless parade of parties and cotillions 不是餐会就是舞会 yachts and polo matches 游艇赛、马球赛 always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. 老是跟同一批思想狭隘的人 永远言不及义 Ifelt likel was standing at a great precipice 我仿佛站在悬崖上 with no one to pull me back 没人要拉我一把 no one who cared or even noticed. 没人关心或甚至注意到我 - (Woman Grunts) - (Rose Sobbing) (Running Feet And Sobbing) (Taking Short, Anxious Breaths) 杰克：Don't do it. 别跳 罗斯：Stay back. 退回去 罗斯：Don't come any closer. 别靠近 杰克：Come on. Just give me your hand. I'll pull you back over. 手伸出
英语搞笑短剧剧本
三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） J: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!
泰坦尼克号人物中英文台词
泰坦尼克号台词 -Jack: She had a good sense of humor,though.And this lady.she used to sit at this bar every night.wearing every piece of jewelry she owned. just waiting for her long lost love.We called her Madame Bijoux.See,her clothes are all moth-eaten. 哦，你看这位女士，她每天夜里都坐在这个酒吧里，戴着她所有的首饰，为了等她久无音讯的恋人。珠宝我们都叫她“珠宝夫人”。看，她的衣服都破了。 -Rose:Well,you have a gift,Jack.You do.You see people. 嗯，Jack，你很有天赋。真的。你会观察人。 -Jack:I see you. 我也能观察你。 -Rose:And? 我怎么样？ -Jack:You wouldn't have jumped. 你不会自寻短见的。 -Ruth:But the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband.Rose has already done that. 已经上大学是为了找一个好丈夫。Rose已经找到了。-Countess:Look,here comes that vulgar Brown woman.
看，那个庸俗的Brown夫人来了。 -Ruth:Quickly,get up before she sits with us. 快点，我们走，我可不想和他坐在一起。 -Molly:Hello,girls.I was hoping I'd catch you at tea. 女士们，你们好。我还想和你们一起喝茶呢。 -Ruth:We're awfully sorry.You missed it.The Countess and I were just off to take the air on the boat deck. 很抱歉。我们刚刚喝完了。伯爵夫人和我正准备去甲板上散散步。-Molly:What a lovely idea.I need to catch upon my gossip.Countess. 闲谈真是个好主意。我也想和你们聊聊。伯爵夫人。 -Ismay:You've not yet lit the last four boilers? 锅炉还有四个锅炉没点火？ -CaptainSmith:No,I don't see the need.We are making excellent time. 是的，我觉得没必要都点火。船速已经够快了。 -Ismay:The press knows the size of Titanic.Now,I want them to marvel at her speed.We must give them some thing new to print.This maiden voyage of Titanic must make headlines. 新闻界知道泰坦尼克号是超级巨轮。现在，我想让他们也对她的速度感到惊奇。我们得给他们些新闻写。头版重要新闻泰坦尼克号的处女航一定要上报纸头条。