100句雷人的英语搞笑翻译
100句雷人的英语搞笑翻译(2)
100句雷人的英语搞笑翻译
50、God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
爆笑英语翻译
「中国英文」（Chinese English）Chinglish “地道中文”的搞笑英语翻译 1.we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿 2.You give me stop! 你给我站住 3Good good study,day day up!好好学习天天向上4.Icall Liold bigtoyear25我叫李老大今年25 6.you have two down son你有两下子 7.You ask me,I ask who？你问我，我去问谁？ 8.People mountain and people sea.人山人海9.seven up eight down 七上八下 10.no three no four不三不四11. Moon under old man 月下老人 12.Open the door see mountain开门见山13. pen see you鄙视你 14.Five flowers eight doors五花八门 15.I’ll give you some color to see see(我要给你点颜色看看) 1.王八蛋：wang eight eggs 2.白痴：White eat! 3.吃白食：eat white food 4.红颜知己：red face know me 5.老表：old watch 6.表妹：watch sister 7.别唬我：don’t tiger me 8.狗娘养的：dog mother born 9.作早操：do early fuck 10.不三不四：no three no four 11.马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger 12. 你给我站住：you give me stop 13.你他妈的：you he mother’s 14.你问我我去问谁：you ask me,me ask who 15.猪头三去死吧：pig head 3,go dead! 16.朝三暮四：morning three night four 17.怎么是你：how are you? 18. how old are you? 怎么老是你 19.要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one 20.三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher 1.各位知不知道“让广州充满爱”的官方翻译？—Let’s make love everywhere in our Guangzhou！！ 2.你也许已走出我的视线,但从未走出我的思念You may be out of my sight,but never out of my mind 3怀才像怀孕时间长才能看到Having knowledge likes having pregnantit takes times to beawareness 4.妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人. Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply. 5.萝卜青菜，各有所爱。[误] Some prefer radish but others prefer cabbage.[正] Tastes differ。No dish suits all tastes 或You can never make everyone happy 6.他一向嘴硬，从不认错。[误] He has always got a hard mouth and never admit a fault.[正] He never says uncle.注：当一方想制服另一方时就用命令说：“Say uncle!” “服输”，而not say uncle 就是“嘴硬” 7.同学们都很讨厌他，因为他经常拍老师的马屁。[误] The students all dislike him because he often pats the teacher's ass.[正] The students all dislike him because he often licks the teacher's boots.注：以前在欧洲，臣民见到国王与王后往往要亲吻他们的靴子。后来，人们将lick the boots 引申汉语的“拍马屁”。在美国英语中，“拍马屁”还有另一种说法polish the apple，学生用擦亮的苹果来讨好老师。 8.你听说了吗？迈克把他的女朋友给甩了。[误] Have you ever heard that Mike broke up with his girlfriend?[正] Have you ever heard that Mike dumped his girlfriend?注：break up with sb. 虽然表示“与某人分手了”，并没说明是谁先提出来的。而dump 指“倾倒垃圾”，这里则表示像倒垃圾一样地甩掉。 9.人都是这山望着那山高，对自己的现状没有满意的时候。[误] Almost all people think that the other mountain is higher than the one he's standing on. They never feel satisfied with what they've already got.[正] Almost all people think that the grass is greener on the other hill. They never feel satisfied with what they've already got.注：“这山望着那山高”是指人不满足于现状的心理，它在英语中已经有了现成的说法，即the grass is greener on the other hill(他山的草更绿)，因此我们借用即可，
爆笑英语翻译
1.wetwowhoandwho？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2.howareyouhowoldareyou 怎么是你怎么老是你 3.youdontbirdme,Idontbirdyou 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 4．youhaveseedIwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee,brothers！togetherup！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5．helloeverybody!ifyouhavesomethingtosay,thensay!ifyouhavenothingtos ay,gohome!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 6.youmeyoume 彼此彼此 7.YouGiveMeStop!! 你给我站住 8.knowisknownoknowisnoknow
知之为知之，不知为不知... 9.WATCHSISTER 表妹 10.dragonborndragon,chickenbornchicken,mousesoncanmakehole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞11．AmericanChinesenotenough 美中不足 12.onecarcomeonecargo,twocarpengpeng,peopledie 车祸现场描述 13.heartflowerangryopen 心花怒放 14.gopastnomistakepast 走过路过不要错过 15.Youaskme,Iaskwho？你问我，我去问谁？ 16.．Ifyouwantmoney,Ihaveno;ifyouwantlife,Ihaveone
要钱没有。要命一条 17．IcallLioldbig.toyear25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 18.youhavetwodownson。 你有两下子。 19.Igiveyoufaceyoudontwannaface,youloseyou face,Iturnmy face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 Peoplemountainandpeoplesea.人山人海 sevenupeightdown七上八下 nothreenofour不三不四 morningthreenightfour朝三暮四 redfacekonwme红颜知己 wangeighteggs王八蛋 tenthreepoint十三点 nocarethreeseventwotenone不管三七二十一 playabigknifebeforeGuanGong关公面前耍大刀 playanaxbeforeLuBan班门弄斧 Goodgoodstudy,daydayup!好好学习，天天向上！ Weareonehomepeople.我们是一家人。 Moonunderoldman月下老人 Openthedoorseemountain开门见山 Fiveflowerseightdoors五花八门 Twice—cookedPork 回锅肉 penseeyou 鄙视你 fourhappydumplines 四喜丸子 Sheisverysex。她很性感。 6、Youmaybeoutofmysight,butneveroutofmymind. 你也许已走出我的视线，但从未走出我的思念。 1．各位知不知道“让广州充满爱”的官方翻译？ —Let’smakeloveeverywhereinourGuangzhou！！
搞笑英文翻译
搞笑英文翻译 在北京工作时有一次去了东三环边的“辣婆婆酒家”，里面的菜以川菜为主，菜的味道确实不错。因为地点靠近北京的使馆区，为了方便老外，所以附近的酒店的菜单一般都配有英文说明。 因为我们公司是印度独资企业，印度人的口味也挺重的。第一次带他们到川菜馆用餐，我点了几个有代表性的菜： 干炒童子鸡：Fuck take chicken without sexual life 夫妻的肺片：Man and wife lung slice 干锅鱼头：Fuck pan with a fat fish head 麻婆豆腐: Beancurd made by a pockmarked woman 主食是驴打滚：Rolling donkey 酒水是长城干红：Great wall fuck red 同去的老印的英文已经很难听懂了，可要为 他们解释这个菜单上的英文说明，实在是难为我了，越说越复杂，越说越不明白, :后我只能说: Let we see see they give we what food 吃完后老外才知道原来中国的厨艺那么好，他们只说了一句: Chinese food is very good, the restaurant menu is so so .
中国人学英语学了200多年了,现在究竟是 中国人在影响英语的语法和词组还是英语在改变中国的汉语？据报到今铺月，美国“全球语言监督”机构发布的报告称，上世细0年代逐字翻译的中式英语Long time no §©©（很久不见）已经 进入英语的标准词组。而今天中国2.5亿的英语学习者,正在让国际英语经历前所未有的中国式英语的强烈冲击。 有兴趣的话你可以试着互译下面的句子，在我的评论里即可，在下先在此谢谢了。 You Give Me Stop！ 你给我站住！ Let me see see ! 让我瞧瞧！ we two who and whG 咱俩谁跟谁啊？ how are you how old are yoi? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
初二好笑的英语笑话带翻译英语笑话100篇带翻译
初二好笑的英语笑话带翻译英语笑话100篇带 翻译 初二好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇一 A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. 有一名男子走近一家熟食店，在吃午餐的柜台旁选了一个位置。 “Give me corned beef sandwich,”he ordered. 他点餐时说：“给我来个腌牛肉三明治。” “Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu,but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it,like our midnight Special.” “菜单上没有腌牛肉三明治，但是我可以给你一个里面有腌牛肉的三明治，像是我们的午夜特餐。” ; ”What's a Midnight Special?“ “午夜特餐是什么?” ”A triple decker with corned beef,tongue,bologna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pockle andmayonnaise,on toaste d raisin bread.“
“有三层，里面是腌牛肉、牛舌、熏香肠、蕃茄、莴苣、洋葱、腌泡菜，还有美乃滋的三层烤葡萄干面包。...”Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it tome on a plate?“ ”你可不可以在两片白面包中间只放一片腌牛肉，装在一个盘子上端给我吃?” “Why,sure!”Then,turning to the sandwich man , “哦，当然可以。啦!”接着他就转向制作三明治的人， he sang out:“One Midnighet Special.Make it one deck,hold thetongue,bolgna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pickle and mayonnaise,and make the raisin breadwhite,untoasted!” 大声喊出：“一个午夜特餐。把它做一层就好，里面不要加牛着、熏香肠、蕃茄、莴苣、洋葱、腌泡菜和美乃滋，把葡萄干面包做成白面包，不要烤!” 初二好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇二 A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, 有一位律师打开他的 BMW 座车车门， when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off pletely. 当时刚好有一辆车子突然驶来撞上车门，而且把它完全给扯了下来。
史上最搞笑的英语笑话带翻译
史上最搞笑的英语笑话带翻译 英语幽默笑话带翻译 1:A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!" 医生懂得多 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多." 2:You can't go without me The bus is very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him. "Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts. "It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him. "But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says. 没有我你们走不了 公共汽车上很拥挤.一位男士想上车,但是没有人给他让路. "喂,让我上车!"那位男士喊道. "车太挤了,你最好坐下一辆"车上的一位乘客对他说. "但是没有我你们走不了.我是司机!"那位男士说道.
英语小笑话带翻译 有关搞笑的英语笑话带翻译
英语小笑话带翻译有关搞笑的英语笑话带翻译 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours, then he started again, and said he: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question -- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer," said an old lady, "We have worn them off sitting here so long.". 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?” “我来试试看，”一位老太太说，“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。” "I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!" "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office." “对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。” “20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。” Tony and his father are eating dinner. Suddenly Tony asks his father, "Dad, are flies yummy?" Dad frowns and says, "No, I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It's a silly question." But Tony says, "There was one fly in your plate." 托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。 突然，托尼问他的爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗?” 爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题?这可是一个愚蠢的问题。”
100句雷人的英语搞笑翻译
100句雷人的英语搞笑翻译 1、I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?” 瞅见个姐姐，胸前衣服上写着“Guess”…俺就问了一句：“…隆过?” 2、 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. 孩子就是：你先花2年，教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。 3、Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? 为什么当你说天上有400亿星星时他不怀疑，却偏要检查你所说的“油漆未干”? 4、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. 上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧! 5、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 无论，在任何情况下，永远，不要在一个夜晚，同时吃，安眠药，和通便灵。 6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪! b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃。 7、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. 在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快. 8、H aving sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a
英语笑话大全带翻译很搞笑的
英语笑话大全带翻译很搞笑的 英语笑话一：我干得怎么样 How did I do A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!" 一名新警察与老警察开着警车第一次出去巡逻。他们得到命令去疏散一群闲逛的人，于是他们开车去了那条街，看到路口站着一群人。 新警察摇下窗户：“大家注意了，快离开这里。”人们他几眼，没理他。他喊起来：“离开这里，马上离开!”大家都不知道怎么回事，但是在他的威胁下还是离开了。 新警察对他第一次执行公务的结果很满意，对老警察说：“我干得怎么样?”“你做 得很好，”老警察笑着说，“尤其是在公共汽车站。” 英语笑话二：我可以回家了 Now i can go home One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomor row morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ” 我可以回家了 一天，放学以后，老师对他的学生们说：“明天上午，如果你们当中的任何一个同学 能回答我的第一个问题，我就准许他或她最先回家。”第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板
英语笑话爆笑带翻译超搞笑的
英语笑话爆笑带翻译超搞笑的 笑话是指以一句短语或一个小故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑，或是产生幽默感，另外一个行动(动作)型的笑话是以动作影响人的视觉及观感，而感到好笑。下面一起来看一下一些英语爆笑笑话吧。 One real man The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely(严格地，严厉地). Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel(劝告，建议) to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right. It's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted(胆小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall. Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds. 一个真正的男子汉
超搞笑的英语翻译句子
超搞笑的英语翻译句子 很多人学英语都比较习惯中式化，在翻译的时候，一些中式的翻译非常的搞笑，让你笑个不停哦! 1. World sing how learn 我的心好冷 2. Husband and wife lung slice.夫妻肺片 3. We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿! 4. Make my heart peng peng peng.怦然心动 5. As far as you go to die.有多远，死多远! 6. Chinese dream flying nine days.中国梦飞九天 7. Dangqi dream , I have the power.荡起梦想，我有力量 8. No care three seven two ten one. 不管三七二十一 9. play a big knife before Guan Gong 关公面前耍大刀 10. One day is your teacher, day day is your father.一日为师终身为父。 11. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 12. One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died! (关于一场车祸的描述) 13. Know is know ，no know is no know，is know 也. 知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也 14. Hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home! 有事起奏，无事退朝 15. You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers!together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!
搞笑的英语段子带翻译
搞笑的英语段子带翻译 在交际场合,能恰到好处地讲个笑话或自创一个幽默,不仅可以体现自己的语言水平,还可以提升个人魅力。店铺整理了搞笑的英语段子带翻译，欢迎阅读! 搞笑的英语段子带翻译篇一 Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year. "He‘s a good boy," said Jack‘s father, "and if you let him pass this time, I‘m sure he‘ll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well." "No, no, that‘s quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn‘t know!" "Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack‘s father. "You see, I‘m afraid we don‘t take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill." 杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。然而，杰克的父亲决定去见教授，强烈要求让杰克继续来年的学业。 “他是个好孩子，”杰克的父亲说：“您要是让他这次及格，我相信他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他一定会考好的。” “不，不，那不可能，”教授马上回答。“你知道吗?上个月我问他拿破仑什么时候死的，他都不知道。” “先生，请再给他一次机会吧。”杰克的父亲说：“你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。”
生活中你有没有看过如此爆笑的错误英语翻译
生活中你有没有看过如此爆笑的错误英语翻译 段子哥原本高高兴兴 走在街上 直到看到了这一幕 日常搞笑英语翻译 “荡起梦想，我有力量” 很正常的标语 完全没毛病 再看了一下英语 “Dang qi dream，I have the power” “荡起”这个词 已经高大上到 无法用英文来翻译了吗? 于是 哥今天就想吐槽一下 那些年 我们遇到的神翻译 公共场所神翻译 不知道你见没见过 不少公共场所的英语“神翻译”呢 稀奇古怪的菜名以及雷人标语 让人哭笑不得...... 歪果仁看了读不懂 rice、noodle 过桥米线： 这么黄暴直白的翻译，谁干的? 干菜：Fuck you! 外国人看到一脸懵逼 “慢慢滑到?”
这是什么指定动作吗? 默默的问一句 我可不可以不滑倒 歪果游客从来不敢走进这片树林……这片树林会杀人的 好可怕 外国来的和尚也念不好这经啊……字面翻译，没毛病 这个一定是火星语了吧 关键是我还看懂了 画风突然一变呢 不想打手机 想打设计师 看到这块牌子 病人顿时充满了痊愈的希望…… 安宁是个好地方 来安宁吧，朋友! 字斟句酌，精准到位! 小买怡情，大买伤身 强买灰飞烟灭…… 谢谢您的关心! 再您妈的见!! 要怪就怪中文太深奥了吧 歪果仁神翻译 原本就听不太懂他们讲话 经过他们的神来之笔的翻译 完了 更懵逼了 看懂了日语 没看懂中文
哥这语言天赋行还是不行啊? 其实.... 我从猩猩变人的时候 尾巴就没了 我一个黄花大小伙儿 包钟200包夜500 吃饭就吃饭 咋还骂人呢? 我还69咖喱饭呢 香蕉：你是苹果派来的内奸不是! 海鲜汤饭的中文名 从大城市的mary 变成了东北的马力 饭就不吃了 我怕代价太大 被我吃是你的荣幸 长得丑的也不能拉在大街上吧 我的朋友连句子都读不好 哪配吃这么高端的东西 我现在发愁的是咋运回去 锅炉房这么不可告人吗? 东北人翻译的吧 你凭啥命令我 到底是谁下达了什么命令 我们中国人招你惹你了? 我攒了一辈子钱出来玩儿 你让我回去 嗯嗯，我就是来接它回家的 正在写推送 请怎么着
超好笑那些在四级中出现的搞笑的翻译说说
超好笑那些在四级中出现的搞笑的翻译说说 1. 云海：chu yu 某uns boyfriend (楚雨荨的男朋友，《一起来看流星雨》) 2. 上次黄河我写的Huang He，百度告诉我是Yellow River, 这次黄山我写的Yellow Mountain，百度又告诉我是Huang Shan 3. 有次考试忘了秋天怎么写，我写了个after the summer 4. 温泉：gulugulu water 5. 企业家：Someone like MaYun(像马云那样的人) 6. 朝拜：go to see GuanYin / go to e mi tuo fo(阿弥陀佛) 7. 鸟的栖息地：birda bedroom 8. 古镇：old city 9. 天之骄子：son of sky 10. 淡水湖：no salt hu / egg water lake / lake without NaCl 11. 枸杞：dog up 12. 喷泉怎么走：Where is the piu piu hualala~ 13. 太湖的面积:the S of the Tai lake 14. 龙舟赛：LongZhou PK 15. 泰山雄伟壮观：Mountain Tai is wa oh 40句让你欲罢不能的套路雷人情话说说落叶归根你归我 1. 我想在你那里买一块地。买什么地买你的死心塌地。 2. 你知道你和星星有什么区别吗星星在天上而你在我心里。 3. 我十拿九稳就只差你一吻了。 4. 可爱不是长久之计，可爱我是。 5. 小猪佩奇你配我。 6. 有谣言说我喜欢你，我澄清一下，那不是谣言。 7. 只许州官放火不许你离开我。 8. 你昨天晚上应该很累吧，因为你在我梦里一直跑个不停。 9. 我觉得你接近我就是在害我，害得我好喜欢你呀。
非常搞笑的英语翻译
非常搞笑的英语翻译集团档案编码：[YTTR-YTPT28-YTNTL98-UYTYNN08]
非常搞笑的英语翻译 很多人说起一些中式英语，常常令人啼笑皆非，下面是网友收集的一些经典的中式英语笑话，当然很多是杜撰的，看看你听说过几条 HowareyouHowoldareyou 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ Youhaveseed.Iwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee.Brothers！Togetherup! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ Dragonborndragon,chickenbornchicken,mouse"ssoncanmakehole! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ ChickensThatDidNotHaveSexualExperience童子鸡 Youaskme，measkwho？你问我，我问谁 Heartflowerangryopen.心花怒放 Horsehorsetigertiger.马马虎虎 Goodgoodstudy,daydayup.好好学习，天天向上 Nothreenofour.不三不四 Knowisknow,noknowisnoknow.知之为知之，不知为不知 Ifyouwantmoney,Ihaveno;ifyouwantlife,Ihaveone! 要钱没有，要命一条 watchsister表妹 firebig火大 Asfarasyougotodie.有多远，死多远
Wetwowhoandwho咱俩谁跟谁？ peoplemoumtainpeoplesea人山人海 但是最近我在海外华人论坛上看到流传一组照片，是外国人的英译中文，更加令人捧腹。有美国网友在搭乘皇家加勒比海(RoyalCaribbean)邮轮出游时，发现邮轮上菜单的翻译十分搞笑。 这份菜单上有着多国语言的翻译，有网友说，这根本就是Google翻译再版，例如英式烟肉(EnglishBacon)被直译为“英语培根”，而全脂牛奶(RegularMilk)则被翻成“规则牛奶”，绿豆汤(GreenSpiltPeaSoup)变成“绿分裂豌豆汤”。 不仅如此，更夸张的还有，新鲜时令蔬菜(GardenGreens)竟然被翻译成“花园成为绿色”，最离谱的就是，鸡肉磨菇挞(ChickenandMushroomtart)成了“胆小和迅速增长的妓女”，爆笑的翻译让内地网友们纷纷表示，“谁说只有中国人乱翻英文，美国人翻译中文更给力!”。
100句雷人的英语搞笑翻译（2）
100句雷人的英语搞笑翻译(2) 50、God must love stupid people. He made SO many. 上帝一定倍儿爱SB，不然他造这么多 51、Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. 每一个成功的男人背后都有一个女人。每一个翻了船的成功男人背后往往是另一个女人。 52、I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila. 生活对于我来说是小菜一碟，我通常就着盐和柠檬，再来一小杯烈性酒。 意译a：生活，是一团麻……绳，……再加一根蜡烛……一柄皮鞭。 意译b: 生活，不就是先狂吃菜，然后把烈性白酒一饮而尽? 53、The sole purp ose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble. 直译：小孩子要中间名，纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。 直译a：起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。 意译b：贾君鹏这名字就为了让他妈喊他回家吃饭! 54、It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end. 跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死，“啪!”那才是死了。 55、Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 人工智能从来敌不过天然请勿使用不良词语。 56、Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. 直译：不要用眼镜腿来打男人，用棒球击杆。 意译: 要下手就得狠，甭来毛毛雨。 57、There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
搞笑英语,锻炼你的词汇量,部分有翻译
部分有翻译 Why does everyone keep fixating on that? you and I have kinda drifted apart I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue这件事就别提了 Metaphor I helped我的功劳 They are all lined up next to the door Eyelashes I cannot feel my legs. I will not take this abuse.别这样羞辱我 I take credit for Paul.他得感谢我 boots on sale, fifty percent off! Anecdotes here's the deal事情是这样的 I was stuck at work. I believe Julia's on the table..?定下 index finger Thank you for calling attention to our error谢谢你提醒我们的错误 We have credited your account with five hundred dollars我们已将500元存入你的户头I accept all those Flaws reluctantly there's really no easy way to say this难以启齿 They all gasp and clutch each other Sarcastic I am a little relieved I got no sleep last night! check it out Happy birthday, pal! maybe it'll take my mind off it.让我不想它 Ross: Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger? Chandler: You got it.一定 Look at the window框 How you get any work done is beyond me.真搞不懂你们怎么会有心情工作 and then you finally get up the courage to do it Rachel gives him a dirty look臭脸 he burns me up.让我生气 he's sophisticated,成熟 auditions试镜 I had the most supremely awful day. that would be a judgment call.随你便 waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here. Brand new woman, I was second to last. I know it's totally superficial