搞笑小英语话剧剧本葫芦娃兄弟长大之后
葫芦娃长大之后……
主持人１：
Hello, everyone!Welcome everyone to we the program"childhood classic bottle gourd child" album today.
大家好!欢迎大家来到我们今天的节目“童年经典之葫芦娃”专辑。
主持人２：
时光匆匆，转眼２０年过去了，那么现在的葫芦娃们变成了什么样呢？
The time turned an eye to pass by for 20 years in a hurry, what kind did so current bottle gourd the children become?
让我们有请葫芦兄弟！
Let us have already invited bottle gourd brothers!
大娃：
大家好！我是葫大娃（红娃）大家还记得我么？我的本领是：大力士，变大，巨人。Hello, everyone!Is I it big Hu child(red child) everyone that still remember me?My skill is:The muscle man becomes big, giant.
主持人１：
哦，是大娃。那大娃啊，这么多年来你们兄弟几个都在干什么啊？
, Is a big child.That big child, so many in the last yearses your brothers how many all at dry what? 大娃：
唉，别提了。还能怎么样啊，长大了就失业了呗。去应聘电影版的葫芦娃人家说我们太老了，不要咱。
It is alas, don't lift.Return ability how, grow up unemployed Bai.Accepting appointment bottle gourd child's somebody else of movie version says that we are too old, not we.
主持人２：
什么？失业了？不能啊，你可是我们８０９０后心目中的英雄啊……现在我还会唱那个主题歌呢……（唱：葫芦娃葫芦娃＾……）
What ? Be getting more unemployed ? Not ability, you are us 8090 empress hero within heart ……do I also sing that topic song now ……
主持人１：
别打岔！大娃啊，这个，你们下岗之后又发生了些什么事呢？
Don't interrupt! Big child, this, after you are unemployeed took place again what matter?
大娃：
下岗后我们就搬家了，唉，这岁月不饶人，爷爷年纪大了．我们几个年纪也大了，娶媳妇的娶媳妇，上学的上学，生活让人亚历山大啊．．．．
We moved house after being unemployeed, alas, this time and tide waits for no man, the grandpa is getting older. we a few ages also old, take a wife of take a wife, go to school of go to school, life let person, Alexander,....
四娃：
大哥，我来了！我来了！
Eldest brother, I came!I came!
（气喘吁吁）你怎么不等我啊？
How don't you wait me?
主持人一：
唉？这不是我们的四娃么？你这是？
Is alas?Aren't these our four children?You this BE?
四娃：
奥，那个啥．你们不是请了我们兄弟俩么？路上出了点儿意外……咳咳，就来晚了点。Ao, that what.you not is invited us brothers a pair?On of road point s on accident ……cough, come right away night order.
大娃：
不是，四娃。别动别动，你脸上的伤是怎么回事？你和路上那家伙打架了？
Be not, four children.Doing not move doesn't move, is the wound on your face what is the row? Did you fight with road that guy?
主持人：２
打架？
ｆｉｇｈｔｉｎｇ？
四娃：
那混蛋说他叫黑猫，是干警察的，丫的，敢打老子，改天把兄弟们都叫上分个高下！
That bastard says he calls black cat, is to do a police, Ya of, dare to beat Lao Tze, another day call the brotherses all last cent superiority!
主持人１：（看表）
咳咳……两位。其实我们今天还请了两位你们七兄弟的老朋友来到现场
Cough ……2.In fact we still pleased today two y ou the old friend of seven brotherses arrive at the spot……
大娃:
老熟人？
Old acquaintance?
主持人２：
保持神秘感才……
Keep mysterious feeling just ……
四娃：
我说：谁？（生气大吼）
Ｉｓａｙ：Ｗｈｏ？
（蛇精与蝎子精跳出来）：
哈哈，是我们啊。小娃娃！
Ha ha, is us.Small doll!
大娃四娃楞住：转身对两个主持人扳手指冷笑：
四娃：
丫丫个呸
你什么意思？老子今就给你点教训，让你知道花儿为什么这么红！
Are you what mean?Lao Tze now order precept for you, let you know flower why so red!
大娃：
哼哼……
眼看动起手来，六娃突然跳到台上来大喊：
别打了，爷爷手术失败病危了，快去看最后一眼吧……
Don't beat, the grandpa surgical operation failure was critically ill and saw the last eye quickly ……
大娃四娃惨叫一声：
啊，爷爷！
Ａ, Grandpa!(跳下台去)
主持人面面相觑（无奈耸肩）：
主持人１：
好吧，看来20年的时光让我们心目中的英雄们变化不小,亲爱的观众朋友们,由于……额，嘉宾的提前离去，我们的节目就此结束。
Is all right, see to let for 20 years the heros within our hearts variety not small, dear audience friends, because of ……sum, in advance leaving of the guest, our programs now end.
主持人２：
好的，观众朋友们。我们下期节目再见。
Okay, audience friends.We next period program again see.
二娃（橙娃）：千里眼，顺风耳，机灵鬼
三娃（黄娃）：铜头铁臂，钢筋铁骨，刀枪不入
四娃（绿娃）：火，霹雳
五娃（青娃）：吸水，吐水，霹雳
六娃（蓝娃）：隐身术，来无影去无踪，善于偷窃妖怪宝物
七娃（紫娃）：宝葫芦，可以吸妖怪芦兄弟的老大！
五人英语话剧剧本《The-Silber-Swindle》
五人英语话剧剧本-The Silber Swindle 5人 Actors: Tavern Keepe:(男主角) Young Man Keeper's Wife(女主角) Young Man Old Man Summary: Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usuaL They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. Th their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man! Narrator: Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I will tell you a story. Once upon a time somewhere at the foot of the Changpai mountain, there was a tavern at which travelers and hunters exchanged money to be used inside and outside the small town. Most people knew that the keeper of the tavern and his wife were very greedy. They cheated people by playing tricks on the scales and even charged additional fees for no reasons. One day~ Scene I (Customers are talking, laughing and drinking in the tavern. A traveler just comes in, finds a seat and sits down.) Hunter 1: We hunted many animals today. (laughing) Let's have some more drink.
英语短剧剧本 仲夏夜之梦
荷米亚。。。。夏冰清莱赛德。。。。。。储 狄米崔斯。。。。荷叶粥海伦娜。。。王丽乾 爸爸。。。。王达 仙王。。。。何玉婷仙后。。。。管管 派克。。。。王霜 旁白。。。。孙怡晨 第一幕 口白： There was a law in the city of Athens which gave to its citizens the power of forcing their daughter s to marry whomever they pleased. For if a daughter refused to marry the man her father had chos en to be her husband, the father might by thus law cause her to be put to death. Egeus and Hermia上场 Egeus: Hermia, you have to marry Demetrious, the best guy in the city. 荷米亚，你必须嫁给狄米崔斯，这城中最好的年轻人。 Hermia: I’m sorry, Dad! I can’t be his wife.I don’t love him. I’ve fell in love with Lysander. 爸爸，抱歉。我不能成为他的妻子。我不爱他。我已经爱上了莱赛德。 Egeus: Lysander? Is he better than Demetrious? No! 莱赛德？他会比狄米崔斯好吗？不！ Hermia: Oh! Dad! Demettrious had ever said that he love my friend, Helena, and she, a sweet lady also love him deeply. 喔！爸爸，狄米崔斯曾说过，他爱我的朋友—海伦娜，而这一个甜美女孩也深爱狄米崔斯。Egeus: No matter what you say, I’ve decided to let you marry to Demetrious. I stick to do this! 不管你怎麼说！我已经决定让你嫁给狄米崔斯了，我坚决这样做。 Hermia: Oh! Please, please do not! My dear father! Don’t you love me any more? Don’t give me up, please! 喔，不要，请不要这麼做，亲爱的父亲，你不再爱我了吗？请不要放弃我。 Lysander上场 Lysander: Sweet Hermia, my love! What’s going wrong? Let me wipe your heart-breaking tears! 亲爱的荷米亚，我的爱人，怎麼回事?让我擦掉你那心碎的眼泪。 Hermia: My father said that unless I marry Demetrious, or he’ll be put me to death! What can I do? 我爸爸说，除非我嫁给狄米崔斯，否则他将处死我，我该怎麼办？ Lysander: Fear not and hear me. Tomorrow night, I’ll wait for you in the wood a few miles outside the city. If you really love me, getting far away this sad city with me. 不要害怕并听我说，明天晚上，我将在城外几哩的树林里等你，如果你真的爱我，就和我一起逃离这伤心的城市吧。 Hermia: I will because I love you so. 我会的，因为我如此爱你。
搞笑英语话剧剧本.1doc
搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman 剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
多人剧英语剧本 五人英语话剧剧本-除夕
英语话剧剧本 New Year’s Eve 除夕的传说，一个很优秀的剧本，讲述了除夕的传说，就是有一个怪物叫“夕"，每到腊月的最后一天会出来害人... Characters Monster who likes to eat people, espec ially on Chinese New Year’s Eve（） Old lady A whose husband and children were eaten by the monster ( ) Old lady B who comes to help old lady A to fight with the monster （）Neighbors C （） Neighbors D （） Neighbors E （）
Scene I SETTING: C、D、E and old lady A are in the village. AT RISE: C、D、E are talking to one another. C: Tomorro w is Chinese New Year’s Eve. D: Oh, my god！It’s Chinese New Year’s Eve again. E: We must run away today or we will be eaten by the terrible monster. C: Yes, I remember it comes to the village every year. D：And eat all the people. E: That’s terrible！Old lady A’s husband and children were eaten by the monster last year. C: Oh, that poor lady who lost her family. She must be very sad. D: We must tell her to run away with us. E: Yes, don’t let the tragedy happen again. CDE: (Run to the old lady A’s home) Old lady, Old lady, you must run away with us now. C: Yes, take your baggage and go with us. D: Hurry up, we have no time to waste. A: No, I want to stay here. E: Why？ A: I want to fight with the monster！It killed my family. I need to take revenge on it. C: No, No, No, it’s not safe. D: You won’t win by yourself！ E: And you will be eaten, too. CDE: You must go with us！！ A: I’m too old, and I don’t want to keep living without my family. I must kill it before I die. CDE: You are a crazy woman. Just suit yourself. (C, D, E run away)
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie
三打白骨精英文剧本英语话剧
Monkey Subdues the White-bone Demon Roles: Monkey King(M) 猴哥 Pig (P) 八戒 Tangseng(T) 唐僧 Shaseng(S) 沙僧 White-bone Demon(W) 白骨精 White-bone Demon’Servant(Ws) Young Girl(G) 年轻女孩 Old Lady(L) 老妇人 Fortune teller(F) 先知 Narrator: It’s a very day in the journey to the west, the four monks are travelling in the rolling mountains,in which lives white-bone demon. And she is quite excited to be informed that Tangseng is coming. 师徒四人西天取经，白骨精途中等待。 （1桃花朵朵开） （White-bone Demon with her servant behind steps in the stage） Ws: madam, here is the fresh blood! You look so well today! W: Aha, of cause! A monk called Tangseng is coming and it is said that one who has eaten his flesh will never die or grow old! What a precious opportunity for me it is! I will turn into a beautiful girl to win his heart! （White-bone Demon spinsherself and turned into a beautiful young girl，then waited for the monks to come.） M: master, I feel that there is some evil in this area! (让三人站在呼啦圈内)you three stay in this magical ring and I will go to search for some food! See you later!(悟空跳出舞台) G：oh, god gives me such a wonderful chance!(整理妆容，伴奏2音乐起，走猫步上台)
搞笑英语话剧剧本
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow. Birdsaredancinginthecold. Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep. Windiscominginsilence. Anothermysteriousmanapproaches. Y与X相遇． X：oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou! Y:,Nevermindbaby. X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearthCouldyoutellmeyourname？ Y:,Iwon’tchangemyname!’mthemostfamous——？ X:Iamximenchuixue. Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchuixuethebestMartialArts？ X:Great,youknowme!Todayisyourdeaddate! Y抱腿：Please,please……Don’tkillme!Letmego! X:No,Imustkillyou! Y:I don’! X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow？ Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’tforceme!
X:Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!？ Y:pleasedrinkit! X喝完牛奶:Thanks, Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme？ X:Sure,must!Milkismilk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!？ X:I’msureIwon’t! Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfI don’tbeatyout histime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1! X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach! Y大笑：HaHa……themilkisexceedthetimelimit （一人路过，x起身跑过去） X可怜状:excuseme!Help,help,Whereisthewashroomplease,tellme. Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad! X:Thanks,byebye. Y:byebye(以胜利者的语气，转头,看见花满楼) Y:Whoareyou？ H:Hua—man—-lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue？ Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”. H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld! Y:Youareright! H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininusIfyoufollowmyking,hewillgive whatyouwant. Y:Yes,It’sverygood. H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemy king!
大学英语话剧剧本,适合4~5个人演(不用修改,建议和ppt一起下)
The Tale of Aladdin Characters: Aladdin, Genie, Jasmine, and Sultan Scene 1 旁白: Welcome to my store. What are you in need of today? What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are only interested in special things. Why not co nsider this? (He pulls out the magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin. SCENE 2（白 when Aladdin is on the way home） Aladdin:(Notices the lamp) Hey wh at’s this? (He picks it up) W o w… it’s so dirty. (He rubs the lamp clean) Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.后退，倒下，惊叫，向门外逃被无形的 力量牵住) Who are you and why call me from my lamp? Aladdin: please don’t kill me，I’m Ala ……Aladdin. Ah… I am sor ry to disturb you(Genie interrupt Genie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp and I will obey you. I will do anything you ask. What is your command?
小红帽英语话剧小剧本
小学生英语话剧小剧本（小红帽） 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来） Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum：Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
大学生英语短剧剧本(4人)
Scene ⅰ: 地点（at campus） 人物：kevin Jason and Rita Jason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起，你还好吗？ Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊！ J: you pick? 是你捡的吗？ Kevin: Shut up ！谁说的！ R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗？ K: Jasson ? Rita ? Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost much romantic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫 Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了，我们找个安静的地方聊吧 K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗? R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了 J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是为什么啊？你怎么了？我以为你毕业后会过的很好
R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人，怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方？ K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothing at all. 因为我没钱、没工作，甚至连住的地方都没有，一无所有。R：Impossible !这不可能！ K: This is what happened…事情是这样的。。。 Scene ⅱ: (at kevin’s home) 人物：Kevin , land lady Marry M: Open the door, open the door.开门开门 K: What’s wrong ？Marry？有事吗Marry? M: Look,you must be paid as rent, You’ve defaulted if for 6 months. Not only didn’t I take your deposit,but also I disbursed ultilities for half a year. I’m enough of it .pay of f your bills ,right now.听着，你现在必须付房租，你已经拖6个月了，我不仅没收你押金，连水电都帮你垫付了半年。我受够你了，付清账单，现在，马上，立刻，马上！ K: please, I have no money now. Look , I only eat the cheap bread for food . 拜托，我现在真的没钱。看，我只能吃这种廉价的食物。M: Wow , turn to black , is it my dog’s food ? 哇，都变色了！是我家狗的食物吗？
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