英语小品简短4人
长的英语小品范文
求英文小品,两人说的,长度五分钟英语幽默小品One of them asked what it felt like to be dead"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry.""But how did that make you sure?""Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."我还没死（幽默小品）一个年轻人昏死了过去，但是当他的朋友们要掩埋他的时候却又苏醒过来。
他的一个朋友问他死的感觉是怎样的。
“死！”他喊道“我并没有死，我知道我没死，因为我的脚是凉的，而我又很饿。
”“你怎么能肯定你没死？“当然哪，我知道如果我上了天堂，我就不会觉得饿；如果我下到地狱，那我的脚就不会是凉的了。
”英语小品长搞笑有水平One day morning>BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!DAISY: No more whiskey. You've drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest.BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don't take it, I'll get it myself!<Go to the cellaret>DAISY: No way! You mustn't do that.<Daisy throws the bottle out of the window>BOSSY: You old witch!<Bossy is so angry that he begins to hit Daisy>DAISY (cry):Help!<Daisy then runs out of the room. Bossy runs after her, but when he runs to the cellaret, he stops and take out a bottle><On the way home>NOISY: Shall we go to the park?LAZY: Good idea!CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you'd better ask him first.LAZY: Yes, you're right. Let's go to ask him.<Enter the room>LAZY: Daddy?BOSSY：………LAZY: You look so handsome today…<Bossy seems to be a little happy then>LAZY：…and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You'll be the best father in the world.BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead.DAISY: Stop！…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here.NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework.DAISY: Yes, you mustn't go anywhere until all the work is finishes.LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won't enjoy myself! 求英文小品不要太长英语小品六年级上课表演长的不要A:I think I'clever than you。
【精编范文】4-5人英语短话剧剧本-The Pocket Money-优秀word范文 (2页)
【精编范文】4-5人英语短话剧剧本:The Pocket Money-优秀word范文本文部分内容来自网络整理，本司不为其真实性负责，如有异议或侵权请及时联系，本司将立即删除！== 本文为word格式，下载后可方便编辑和修改！ == 4-5人英语短话剧剧本:The Pocket Money4-5人英文短话剧剧本 The Pocket MoneyCharacters :Narrator ( N ), Salesman ( S ), Dad ( D ), Maggie ( M ), Alice ( A ), Candy ( C ), Policeman ( P )Preparation : 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene 1（At Salesman ’ s home ）N : In a dark dirty house , there lived a small , dirty salesman . He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students . He has a lot of money now . But how does he make the candies ? Oh ,xu …… He is coming !S : Hello , do you know me ? No ? Oh , let me tell you . I ’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate . My candies are very popular ,(展示)，I don ’ t k now why . The foolish students always come here . I ’ ll be a boss soon ! Candy , money , candy ,money ……Oops ! It ’ s time to make candies now .(看表)First , put the flour on the table .Then , water , sugar , flour .(边说边做)Now press , press ……Oh , my dirty hands ! Never mind ! Just do it !(满不在意的神情)Press , press ……Oh , my god !(鼻涕) Never mind ! Just do it !。
Fly Restaurant 英语小品
1.Z: Here we are.Dad It’s the most pricy restaurant in Xipu.到了. 这是犀浦最贵的一家饭店。
M:Um,Great.Fly Restaurant.不错。
苍蝇饭店Expensive？We have enough money.Bag?贵？我们有足够的钱。
包？Z：Oh no, I left it on the sofa.完了，我落沙发上了。
M:So what can you do at all?你这孩子还能办什么事？Any money left on you?你带了多少钱？Z：40yuan. Still not enough.M: Here’s 200 more. Um No matter.2. C:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer )with your hand on my steak? “你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”W：What？ You want it to fall on the floor again?“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”C:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！W:Sorry madam(sir) maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three. 对不起，女士，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
But there's no extra charge!但是我们没有另收钱。
Keep it down madam or they'll all be wanting one.别让别人看见，女士，要不别人都要。
(A\Z坐下)M: Waiter!W：Can I help you?M：Why do you put the pants edge rolled up？Plants rice？你为什么把裤边挽起来？插秧？W：Follow the fashion. You out.M: Why don't you wear underwear in the outside like superman, fashion more.W: Wow, that's brilliant. Too crazy.(无表情)Tea or coffee lady and gentlemen?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
2019年四人搞笑英语短剧-推荐word版 (1页)
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Narration : Carrie , Cici and Wing are co - worker of a company .This day they are talking in the office .Ca : Bingo ! I finally finish this case . It is really tough ! I have not slept well for almost a week .Wing : Me too . I always get so busy in this season . I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake .Ci : Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much . Whatdo you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case ?Ca : Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us apromotion .Wing : Come on , he is a devil , how could he do this to us ? Anyway , we should award ourselves for these days hard work !Ca : You are right . Let & rsquo ; s pig out on junk food !Wing : I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown . I miss German food !Ca : so do I . how much I love French food !Ci : I have not eaten German or French food before . Do you have any recommendation ?Ca : If you visit France or go to a French restaurant , snails , cheese , and goose liver and red wine are the best choices .Wing : You also can & rsquo ; t miss the famous German sausage , ham and blue checse。
英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版
欢迎共阅小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）GottheMoneyAnyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。
本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。
）(Thisshortplayissetinarestaurantnamed"ScottishTaste/Feel."UncleZhao,inhiscustomaryChinesetunicsuit,e nters,carryingastringofgarliconhisbackandapheasantinhand,withhisgranddaughterYadarintow.) UncleZhao?Hereweare.赵本山：到了。
Yadar??????Hereweare.毛毛：?到了。
毛毛：?毛毛：?小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店，不收农副产品。
UncleZhao?We'reyourcustomers.Don'twelooklikeit?赵本山：不是，我们是吃饭的。
不像啊？(翻起衣服，露出衣服里面的百元大钞)Shenyang??ohyeahyeahyeah….小沈阳：是的是的。
UncleZhao?thisisanimportantmealhere,miss.赵本山：我说姑娘啊，这顿饭非常重要。
ShenyangI’mnotamiss,I’maman,arealmanfromtheinsideout.小沈阳：妈呀，你管谁叫姑娘呢，人家是纯爷们。
Shenyang?UncleZhao?Then,howcanyouwearinaskirt?赵本山：咋这么个打扮，还穿个裙子呢。
Shenyang??See,it'snoskirtbutCapripants.it'smen'swearinScottishstyle..Lookatthis,look.Oh,damnit,Igetinto oneofthetrousersinahurry.NowonderIfeeldifferentwhilewalking.小沈阳：这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。
英语小品
英语三人小品Linda:Good morning,What can I do for you?琳达：早上好，我们能为你们做什么呢？Jane:Good morning.My name is Jane Stewart .And this is my brother Alex Stewart 简：早上好.我的名字是简·斯图尔特。
这是我哥哥亚历克斯·斯图尔特。
Alex:Hi.Good morning.Yesterday we found a dog named lucky亚历克斯：早上好。
昨天我们发现这只叫lucky的狗。
Jane:We have thought many ways to find its host,but we don’t succeed ultimately. 简：我们认为很多方法来发现它的主人，但是我们最终不能成功。
Linda:Oh,wait a while.You know by rule, I must make a record .琳达：噢，等一会儿。
你知道我必须做一个记录。
Jane:No problem.简：没问题。
Linda:Ok. Miss.Stewart.Then,please tell me your address?琳达：好的Stewart 小姐。
那么，请告诉我你的地址？Jane:46 Linden Street,Riverdale.简：林登街46，Riverdale.Linda:Where did you find the dog?琳达：你在什么地方找到这条狗的？Alex:Speak exactly,not we found her.It’s she found us in our house.亚历克斯：讲到底，不是我们发现她，而是她在简的房子里发现我们的。
Linda:Have you tried calling the number on the collar?琳达：你试着打过领子上的号码吗？Jane:Yes,but the number is no longer in service.So we only ask you for help.简：是的，但是号码不再服务。
四人英文短剧_关于家庭
四人英文短剧_关于家庭 Role: Older sister(O) Mum(M) Father(F) Daughter(D) The daughter’s boyfriend(B) D: We have been in love for so long.Now I want you to meet my family members.So today is a red-letter day for you. B: Oh,I am a little nervous but more excited to meet them.Let’s go. D: First,let’s go to pick up my sister,she will be off duty soon,and the rainy day makes her very inconvenient. B: Ok. ....... D: Hey,Summer.I’m here. O: Oh,You came, dearest.It is really a terrible day!I am mistreated by my employer and I am angry. D: Lighten up!Everything will be all right tomorrow.I will introduce my boyfriend to you.This is Jack. O: oh,this man is your boyfriend.How do you do,Jack? B: How do you do.Er...Here is a surprise for you. O: Oh,thanks a lot.What is it? B: It is a gift I prepared for you. O: You’re so considerate.It is my cup of tea. ...... M: Anita and her boyfriend are coimg.Do you konw something abou that boy? F: I hear that he is a foreigner.And I’m afraid that he has a half-hearted to marry my daughter. M: Don’t fool around.What we should do now is to prepare the dishes and just wait for them. ...... (The daughter,sisiter,boyfriend arrive.) D: Here we are,Jack.Don’t forget to show your politeness and respect for my parents. B: Yes,I remember. D: Hi,mum,dad,this is my boyfriend,Jack.And,Jack,this is my mom and dad. F: Hello,Jack.Nice to meet you. B: Nice to meet you too,uncle and auntie. This little gift is a token of my regard. M: Oh,you are so kind.Thank you. Come in and make yourself at home. ...... (In the house) M: The dinner has been on hand already.Have a try,Jack. D: Jack,this is my mum’s best dish. B: Wow,it’s so delicious!But I think if there is more sauce,this dish will be better. F: Jack,what do you do? B: I am a professor at NJUT. M: Oh,so how do you get to konw my daughter? B: I teach history in the university.She chose my class,then we know each other in the class.She really attracted me. D: Yes,his class is very humorous. O: It sounds romantic. F: You konw,my daughter is always very stubborn and hot-tempered.Would you mind her bad temper?You two can’t go off the deep end and get married. B: Don’t worry,uncle.I will take good care of Anita and bear her shortcomings. ...... (The dinner is over) B: I really have a good supper.I’m glad to meet you all.Maybe we can go to see a movie.It is my treat,shall we? O: Oh,I’d love to,but it’s not a good idea to be a third wheel. B: All right.Then goodbye,everyone. ...... M: I am quite impressed by Jack’s humor and matters. F: It seems that we have difficulty seeing eye to eye.He is not familiar with the way we live.We have different values.I am afraid they will often have quarrels after marriage. M: You think too much.After all,it is Anita’s choice.We should respect her.
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famousactress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please. 丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状) and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise（丁上场）甲(做厌恶状):oh, it's really a big surprise. What an ugly woman! (Ofcourse, I won’t let you pass.) Why do you come here?丁: Distinguished director, please give me a chance. I walked 25000km for a year just to compete in this interview. Please give me a chance, please.甲( ):OK, so what’s your name?丁: my name is Gaga Su.甲(上下打量)：EN…ok ok, I’ll give you only 30s. OK?丁:OK, that’s enough. Thank you, thank you.I’ll just present a poem I love best. The Furthest Distance in The World.The furthest distance in the world世界上最遥远的距离Is not between life and death不是生与死But when I stand in front of you而是我就站在你面前Yet you don't know that I love you你却不知道我爱你The furthest distance in the world世界上最遥远的距离Is not when I stand in front of you不是我就站在你面前Sir, time is out.甲：Oh, no no no, just go on.Yet you can't see my love你却不知道我爱你But when undoubtedly knowing the love from both 而是明明知道彼此相爱Yet cannot be together却不能在一起The furthest distance in the world世界上最遥远的距离Is not being apart while being in love不是明明知道彼此相爱却不能在一起But when painly cannot resist the yearning而是明明无法抵挡这股思念Yet pretending you have never been in my heart 却还得故意装作丝毫没有把你放在心里That’s all, thank you.（另外两人跑进来,乙妩媚状）乙：Honey, you like my dance, right?丙镇静状: Director, you like my singing, right?丁深情状: Princess, do you like my poem?甲(沉迷状):。
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英语小品简短4人1.四人英语小品带翻译简单明了龟兔赛跑（Hareandtortoise）Bird:Friends,friends,comehereandhavealook.（伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatchagain.（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。
）Monkey:Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatch？（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了？）Didn'tthehareloselastyear?Whydothatagain？（小兔不是输了吗？怎么还要比呀？）Bird:Yes,theharelostthematchlastyear,andhermotherwastooangr ytoeatanythingintwodays.（是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。
）Motherhareorderthemtohaveamatchagainthisyear.（兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。
）Monkey:Oh,soitis.（原来是这样。
）Together:(Music)。
!Monkey:Everybody,thematchbegins.（各就各位，比赛开始了。
）I'mthereferee.（我是裁判）Hareandtortoise,ready？（小兔乌龟，准备好了吗？）Motherhare:Honey!Honey!Comeon！（亲爱的！亲爱的！快过来！）Havesomecoffee.（喝些咖啡。
）Hare:Mom,oh,Ican'tdrinkitall.（妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。
）Motherhare:Itcanhelpyoukeepalertontheway.（它可以让你精精神神的。
）Mylittledear!Drinkitquickly！（亲爱的！快点喝了它！）Monkey:Motherhare,thematchisgoingtobegin.（兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。
）Motherhare:Ah!Thematchisgoingtobegin.（啊！比赛要开始了。
）Monkey:Pleaseready,go！（预备，跑！）Birds:Comeon,comeon！（加油，加油！）Tortoisewillbethewinner.（乌龟赢！）Tortoisewillbethewinner.（乌龟赢！）Hare:Yi?Iknowthistree,oh,yes!Thegrassisverysoft.（我认识这棵树，是的，草软软的。
）Ifellasleepcomfortableunderthebigtree.（树下睡觉舒舒服服的。
）ThistimeIwon'tsleep.（这次我不会再睡了。
）Oh?Therearetworoutes.Hereorthere?Whichone？（这里有两条路，这儿？那儿？哪条啊？）Mom,mom,helpme,helpme！（妈妈，妈妈，帮帮我，帮帮我。
）Tortoise:Hare,letmetellyou,turntotheright.（小兔，我告诉你，向右。
）Hare:Ah!Tortoise,you'rehere?Sofast！（啊！乌龟，你跑到这儿了？这么快！）Comeon,comeon！（我得加油了！）He'smyopponent,CanIbelievehim?choosetherightway?No！（他是我的对手，我能相信他走右边吗？不！）AfterIrunfarther,hewillturntotheleft，（等我跑远了，他再往左一拐。
）ThenIwilllosethematch.（那我就要输了这场比赛。
）Oh,yes,Ishouldchoosetheleftway.Runfaster！（哦，是的，我应该选走边，快跑！）Tortoise:Hare,hare,you'vegoneawrongway.（小兔，小兔，你跑错路了。
）Comeback,comeback.（回来，回来。
）Myfriendscomeandhelpme！（伙伴们，快过来，帮帮我！）Together:Tortoise,whydon'tyourunfast？（乌龟，你为什么不快跑？）Motherhare:Oh,tortoise,Isityourturntosleepunderthetreethist ime？（哦，乌龟，这次是不是轮到你在树下睡觉了？）Tortoise:Motherhare,look!Yourdaughter'sgotawrongway.（兔妈妈，看！你女儿跑错路了。
）Motherhare:Oh,mygod,why?Whyisshegoingthere？（哦，天啊，为什么？她为什么会去那儿？）Didn'tyoutellherit'sawrongway？（你没告诉她那条路是错的吗？）Tortoise:Itoldher,butshedidn'tbelieveme.（我说了，但是她不相信我。
）Shesaid“mothertoldmetheopponentistheenemy.Icouldn'tbelieve you.”（她说“妈妈告诉我对手就是敌人。
我不能相信你。
”）Motherhare:Yes,Isaidthat.（我是说过。
）Mydaughter'sgotawrongway,shecan'twinthematch.Yourunplease！（我女儿跑错路了，她不能得冠军了，你跑吧！）Tortoise:Motherhare,she'sgotthewrongway,it'sunfairtoher,Imu stfindher.（兔妈妈，她跑错路了，这样对她不公平，所以我必须找到她。
）Haremother:Tortoise,you,you'reagoodboy.（乌龟，你，你是个好孩子，）Thematchwon'tgoon.Mydaughterlosesattheverybeginningbecauseo fme.（比赛不用进行了，因为我的错误，我女儿在起跑线上已经输了。
咳！）Tortoise:Motherhare,it'snotimportanttowinorlosethematch.（兔妈妈，谁是冠军不重要。
）Let'scallherback,OK？（让我们把她喊回来吧！）Together:Yes,youareright.OK！（是的，你说的对。
）Hare,hare,eback.（小兔，小兔，回来。
回来）。
2.4人英语小品,要简短Thelittlegirllikedwearingaredcoat.SoeverybodycalledherLittl eRedCoat.Oneday,herg randmahadacold.HermothersaidtoLittleRedCoat,“my dear,sendsomebananasandcakestoyourgrandma.”Asshewalkedthroughtheforest,awolfsawher,“Hello,littergirl. Whereareyougoing?”“I'mgoingtomygrandma'shouse.Shehasgotacold.”SaidLittleRed Coat.“Wheredoesshelive?”askedt hewolf. “Shelivesinthehouseneartheforest.Therearesomebigtreesinfro ntofherhouse.”SaidLittleRedCoat.“Bye-bye,littlegirl.”Thewolfrantothegrandma'shouse. Grandmaasked,“Whoisit?”“It'sme,LittleRedCoat.”saidthewolf.“Comein,please.”Thebigwolfopenedthedoorandwalkedintotheroom.HeateGrandmaup. HeputonGrandma'scoatandtrousers.Thenhelayinbed. LittleRedCoatwalkedintohergrandma'sroom. “Whatbigeyesyouhavegot,Grandma!”shesaid.“BecauseIwanttoseeyourprettyface.”saidthewolf.“Whatabigmouthyouhavegot,Grandma!”shesaid.“BecauseIwanttoeatyou,mydear.”saidthewolf.“Oh,no!”criedthelittlegirl.ThebadwolfateLittleRedCoat,too. ThewolfwassleepingonGrandma'sbed.Atthistime,ahuntercameandsawthewolf.“Whatabigstomachhehasg ot!Grandmamustbeinhisstomach.”thoughtthehunter. Thehuntercutopenthewolf.GrandmaandLittleRedCoatwerestillali ve.Theyjumpedoutofthewolf. GrandmaandLittleRedCoatwereveryhappy.“Thankyou.”theysaidt othehunter.3.4人小品剧本（简单英语）马东：全国的观众朋友们我和我的五官给您齐：拜年啦！眼睛：我是马东的眼睛我祝大家眉开眼笑！马东：嘿，我这眼睛多喜庆！耳朵：我是马东的耳朵我祝您耳听八方！马东：大耳朵有福！嘴巴：我是马东的嘴我祝大家笑口常开！马东：我的嘴会说话。
鼻子：我是马东的鼻子我祝大家#@&……@#@！）（英语：春节快乐！）马东：嘿，为什么到我这辈改外国鼻子了？鼻子：洋鼻子大呀，您喘气儿痛快！眼睛、耳朵、嘴：（笑）对，您喘气儿痛快！马东：我痛快什么呀，麻烦了！眼、鼻、嘴、耳：怎么了？马东：昨天晚上我酒后驾车，让警察逮着，驾照给扣了，怎么办？眼睛：我可没看见！耳朵：这跟我可没关系啊！马东：停！干嘛？又犯老毛病，谁都跑不了，一个一个说。
来，谁先说？你？你！眼睛，你看的最清楚你先说。