怪物史莱克1-中英文台词打印版
Day 10讲义 Shrek 1 - Opening Scene (怪物史莱克1—开场白)
Shrek 1 - Opening SceneOnce upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and true love's first kiss…(Laughing)Like that's ever gonna happen.一、核心词汇princess [prɪn‟ses] n. 公主enchantment [ɪn‟tʃæntm(ə)nt] n. 魔法；魅力sort [sɔrt] n. 种类vt.&vi. 分类castle […kæsl] n. 城堡guard [ɡɑrd] vt. 守卫，保卫n. 守卫knight [naɪt] n. 骑士attempt [əˈtempt] vt. 企图，试图n. 企图，尝试dreadful [ˈdredfl] adj. 可怕的；糟糕的prison […prɪz(ə)n] n. 监狱prevail [prɪ‟veɪl] vi. 获胜keep [ki:p] n. 城堡主楼二、核心表达Once upon a time从前；很久以前have sth. upon sb.某人身上有某物be broken by sth.被某事打破lock sth./sb. away把某物/某人锁起来be guarded by sb.被某人保护attempt to do sth.企图做某事free sb. from…从某地把某人解救出来Like that's ever gonna happen.好像真的会发生似的。
怪物史莱克1中英详解
Shrek scriptOnce upon a time there was a lovely princess.Upon 在、、、上面princess公主，王妃从前有一位可爱的公主But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss.Enchantment魔法fearful 可怕sort类别但是她被可怕的魔法控制了，只有真爱的初吻才可以解除这魔法She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon.她被困在一个城堡里，由一只喷火龙看守着。
Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.Attempt 尝试dreadful 可怕prevail说服，获胜有许多勇敢的骑士曾经想把她从这可怕的监狱中救走，但没有一个成功。
She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.她关在被喷火龙看守着的城堡里最高的房间里，等待着真爱的初吻Like that's ever gonna happen.那是不会发生的I think he's in here.我想它在里面All right. Lets get it!我们去吧！Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?慢着！你知道会发生什么吗？Yeah. It‟ll bring your bones for his bread.它会把你的骨头当面包吃Yes,well ,actually, that would be a giant.其实那是一个巨人Now, Ogres, huh, they are much worse.Worse 更坏Ogres怪物不过，更糟糕的可能是一个怪物They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin.Freshly新鲜peel 扒下skin皮肤它们会扒下你们新鲜的皮肤做汤They'll shave your livers, squeeze the jelly from your eyes.Shave 刮livers肝脏squeeze挤出，榨挖出你的心肝，用你的眼睛榨果汁Actually, it's quite good on toast.这样吃吐司面包味道会很好Back, back beast,退后，退后，怪物back! I warned you!退后，你警告你This is the part, where you run away.你们还不快走就没有机会了And stay out.滚吧!Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.Wanted 受通缉Fairy tale 童话故事creatures人物通缉：童话人物Right, this one is full. Take it away.好了，这车满了，拉走Move it e on!get up！next!走，快点，下一个Give me that!Your fine days are over. -25 pieces of silver for the witch. silver银币piece块witch女巫给我，你飞行的日子要结束了，这是给你的20银币Next. Get up!Come on.下一个，起来，快点Sit down there! Keep quiet!坐下，安静点This cage is to small.笼子太小了Please don‟t turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. stubborn顽固请不要让我进去，我不再顽固了，我会改的，Please, give me another chance.再给我一次机会Oh, shut up!闭嘴Next.下一个What have you got?什么东西This little wooden puppet.puppet木偶这是一个小木偶I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy.我不是木偶，我是一个真正的男孩Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.shilling先令possessed 疯狂5先令给你这个疯狂的玩具，拿走No! Please, don't let them do it!不，不要这样Next. What have you got?下一个，什么东西Well, I've got a talking donkey!donkey驴我有一头会说话的驴Right.好的Well that's good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. prove证明如果你能证明，我给你10先令Oh, go ahead little fella.fella伙计好的，说吧，伙计Oh oh ,He's just a little nervous.Nervous胆小，紧张哦，它只是有点紧张He's really quite a chatterbox.chatterbox话匣子它可是个话匣子呀！Talk,You boneheaded dolt donkey!Dolt笨，蠢说话啊！你这头蠢驴That's it. I have heard enough. Guards!好了，我听够了，守卫！No, no, he talks, he does!不不，它能说话，它能I can talk. I love to talk.我能说话，我爱说话I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever sawdamn非常，最我是你见过最能说话的驴子Get her out of my sight! -No, no, I swear! He can talk Swear 发誓把她带走，不，不要，我发誓，它能说话Hey, I can fly. -He can fly! -He can fly!我能飞，它能飞，它能飞He can talk! -That's right, fool!它说话了，对了，笨蛋Now I'm a flying, talking donkey!我现在是会飞会说话的驴子You might have seen house fly, maybe even a super fly. Super极好你可能看守蝇子，而且是一个很大的蝇子But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!不过我肯定没有看过会飞的驴子Seize him!Seize 抓住抓住它After him!he‟s getting away!在这边，快过来Get him! This way! Hurry!抓住它，这边，敢快You there. Ogre.Ogre怪物是你，怪物By the order of lord Farquaad. I am authorized to place you both under arrest. lord君主authorized经授权arrest逮捕奉弗瓜王之命，授权我逮捕你们两个And transport you to designated resettlement facility.transport运送designated指定的resettlement重新安置facility能力，设备送到一个指定地Oh really?是吗？You and what army?army军队你和什么军队？Can I say something to you?我可以跟你说话吗？Listen, you were really, really something, back there. Incredible.Incredible惊人的，了不起听着，你的确有些本领，了不起！Are you talking to me?你在跟我说话吗？Yes, I was talking to you.是的，我在跟你说话Can I tell you that you were really great back there. those guards! They thought they was all of that你刚才真的很厉害，那些侍卫以为自己很棒Then you showed up and bam!There was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods.trip over 被、、、绊倒babe不懂世故的人woods森林然后你一出现，砰！都跑光了That really made me feel good to see that.我看了感觉很爽Oh, that's great. Really.很棒，真的Man, it's good to be free.获得自由的感觉真好Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? celebrate庆祝去跟你的朋友庆祝你的自由吧But I don't have any friends.可是我没有朋友And I'm not going out there by myself.我也不会单独出去Hey wait a minute. I have a great idea！I'll stick with you.stick with跟着嘿，等等，我有一个很好的建议，我跟着你好吗？You‟re a mean, green, fighting machine.mean不善良fight战斗你是一个令人恐惧的绿色怪物Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.Scare害怕spit ou吐出遇到我们的人会被我们一起吓跑的Oh, a, that was really scary.噢，真吓人If you don't mind me saying. If that don't work, your breath will certainly will get the job done, 'cause...breath呼吸certainly确定的这很可怕，如果不管用，你呼口气就可以了'cause you definitively need some tic-tacs or something, …cause your breath stinks!Definitively确实的stink恶臭你需要些口香糖，你有点口臭You almost burned the hair outta my nose你几乎把我的鼻毛都烧着了Just like the time...就像那次...and then I ate some rotten berries. I had some strong gases leaking out of my butt that day.rotten腐烂gas毒气leaking泄露butt屁股我吃了一些烂草莓后放了很多屁Why are you following me?你为什么跟着我I'll tell you why.我告诉你原因'Cause I'm all alone,因为我寂寞there is no one here, beside me.没有人陪我My problems have all gone. There's no one to deride me.deride 嘲笑我的烦恼都走开，没有人会嘲笑我But you got to have friend...当你有了朋友Stop singing!别唱了Well, it's no wonder, you don't have any friends.怪不得你没有朋友Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.Truly真诚的honest诚实只有真正的朋友才会这么诚实Listen! Little donkey.听着！驴子Take a look at me! What am I?看看我，我是什么really tall?真高？No! I'm an Ogre. You know:grab your torch and pitchforks. Grab抓住torch火把pitchfork草杈不！我是个怪物。
怪物史莱克_Shrek_中英文剧本
怪物史莱克Shrek 中英文剧本从前有位可爱的公主[Man] "Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. 但是她被可怕的魔法控制了"But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort...只有真爱的初吻才可以打破这魔法"which could only be broken by love's first kiss.她被困在一个城堡里"She was locked away in a castle...由一只喷火龙看守着"guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.有许多勇敢的骑士曾经想过把她从这可怕的监狱中救走"Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,但是,没有一个成功"but none prevailed.她关在被喷火龙看守着的"She waited in the dragon's keep...城堡里最高的房间里"in the highest room of the tallest tower...等待着真爱的初吻for her true love and true love's first kiss. "那是不会发生的[ Laughing ] Like that's ever gonna happen.-[Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes] - What a load of-- Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me字幕来源：射手校对制作：jessedingI ain 't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L " on her foreheadThe years start comin ' and they don't stop comin'片名：怪物史莱克Fed to the rules andIhit thegroundrunnin'Did n 't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do So much toseeSo what's wrong with takin' the backstreetsYou'll never know if youd on'tgoYou'll never shine if you don't glowHey, now You're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey, now, you're a rockstar Get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mouldIt's a cool place and they say it gets colderYou'rebund led up now but wait till you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is gettin' pretty thinThe water's getting warm so you might as well swimMy world'son fire How 'bout yoursThat's the way I like it and I'll never get bored- "Hey, now, you're an all-star" - [ Shouting ]Get your game on, goplayHey, now, you're a rockstar Get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mould[ Belches ]- Go! - Go!- "[RecordScratching]" - "Go. Go. Go."Hey, now You're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey, now, you're a rockstar Get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mould我想它在里面吧?好的,我们去吧!- Think it's in there? - AII right. Let's get it!慢着!你知道有什么后果吗?Whoa. HoId on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?嗯,它会把你的骨头当面包吃Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.哈哈,实际上那会是一个巨人[Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that would be agiant.不过,青怪可能更糟糕Now, ogres-- They're much worse.它们会用你们的鲜皮做汤They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.挖出你的心肝- No! - They'll shave your liver.用你们的眼睛榨果汁Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!这样吃吐司面包会很好味道!退后,退后,怪物!- Actually, it's quite good on toast. - "Back! Back, beast!"我警告你Back! I warn ya!好的1- [ Gasping ] - Right.[ Roaring ]- [ Shouting ] - [ Roaring ][ Roaring Continues ][ Shouting Continues ]你们还不快走就没有机会了[ Whispers ] This is the part where you run away.- [ Gasping ] - [ Laughs ][Laughing]滚And stay out!通缉神话之物"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."[ Sighs ]好的,这个满了[Man's V oice] All right. This one's full.拉走- "Take it away!" - [ Gasps ]走,快点,快点.下一个- Move it along. Come on! Get up! - Next!给我.你飞行的日子要结束了Give me that! Your flying days are over.这是给女巫的20块银子.下一个!That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!起来,快点.20块- Get up! Come on! - Twenty pieces.在这里坐下- "[Thudding]" - "Sit down there!"安静!- Keep quiet! - "[Crying]"笼子太小了This cage is too small.请不要让我进去.我不再固执了Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. 我会改的.给我多一次机会.I can change. Please! Give me another chance!闭嘴.下一个- Oh, shut up. - Oh! - "Next!"什么东西?这是一个小木偶- What have you got? - This little wooden puppet.我不是木偶,我是一个真正的男孩I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.5先令给这个疯狂的玩具Five shillings for the possessed toy.拿走,越远越好!- Take it away. - Father, please! Don't let them do this!下一个.什么东西?- Help me! - Next. What have you got?我有一个会说话的驴子- Well, I've got a talking donkey. - [ Grunts ]好的,这个值10个先令.你可以证明一下吗?Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.好的.说吧,伙计Oh, go ahead, little fella.嗯?Well?哦,它只是有点紧张Oh, oh, he's just-- He'sjust a little nervous.它真的是一个话匣子.说? 阏飧霰康?He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you bone headed dolt--好了.我听够了.守卫!不,不,它能说话.-That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! - "No, no, he talks!"我能说话,我爱说话He does. I can talk. I Iove to talk.我是你见过的最能说话的驴子I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.把她带走.不,不要- Get her out of my sight. - "No, no!"我发誓,它能说话I swear! Oh! He can talk![ Gasps ]嘿,我会飞!Hey! I can fly!它会飞,会飞!- He can fly! - He can fly!它说话了.对了,笨蛋.- He can talk! - Ha, ha! That's right, fool!对,现在我是会飞会说话的驴子Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.你可能看过蝇子,而且是一个很大的蝇子You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly,不过你肯定没有看过会飞的驴子but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.哈哈Ha, ha!哦Uh-oh.[ Grunts ]2捉住它Seize him!它要逃了After him! He's getting away![ Grunts, Gasps ]这边.转过来.[Man] Gethim! This way! Turn!是你,青怪You there. Ogre!什么事?Aye?奉弗瓜王之命,授权我逮捕你们两个By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest...送到一个指定地...and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility. 是吗?你们是什么军队?Oh, really? You and what army?[ Gasps, Whimpering ][ Chuckles ]我可以跟你说话吗?Can I say something to you?听着,你的确有些本领.了不起!Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible!你在跟我说话吗?Are you talkin' to-- me? Whoa!是的,我在跟你说话.你刚才在侍卫那里真的很厉害. Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards!那些侍卫以为他们很棒.然后你一出现,砰!They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam!都跑光了They was trippin' over themselves llke babes in the woods.看到这样确实使我感觉很好That really made me feel good to see that.很棒,真的.朋友,自由是很好的- Oh, that's great. Really. - Man, it's good to be free.现在跟你的朋友去庆祝你的自由,好吗?Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?但是,我没有朋友But, uh, I don't have any friends.我也不会自己一个人出去.And I'm not goin' out there by myseIf.嘿,等等.我有一个很好的提议,我跟你一起.Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you.你是一个令人惧怕青怪You're a mean, green, fightin' machine.我们一起会吓跑经过我们的人Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.[ Roaring ]噢,真吓人Oh, wow! That was really scary.这很可怕,如果这不起作用,你的呼吸会起作用的If you don't mind me sayin ', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done,你需要些口香糖,你喘气太臭了!'cause you definiteIy need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!你几乎把我的鼻毛都烧着了You almost burned the hair outta my nose,就像那次…just llke the time-- [ Mumbling ]…烂草莓,我那天放了很多屁Then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out ofmy butt that day.你为什么跟着我?Why are you following me?我告诉你为什么I'll tell you why.'Cause I'm all alone'Cause I'm all aIoneThere's no one here beside meThere's no one here beside meMy problems have all goneMy problems have all goneThere's no one to deride meThere's no one to deride meBut you gotta have friends--But you gotta have friends--别唱了!Stop singing!怪不得你没有朋友It's no wonder you don't have any friends.噢,只有真正的朋友才会这么诚实Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest.听着,驴子,看看我,我是谁?3Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?嗯－Uh--- 真高? - 不! 我是个妖怪- Really tall? - No! I'm an ogre.你想一下：“拿着你的火把和草杈!”You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks."这不让你烦恼吗?Doesn't that botheryou?不Nope.- 真的? - 真的,真的- Really? - Really, really.－噢. - 我喜欢你,你叫什么?- Oh. - Man, I likeyou. What's your name?史莱克Uh, Shrek.史莱克? 知道我喜欢你什么?Shrek? Well, you know what I like aboutyou, Shrek? “我不在乎别人怎么看我”You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody- thinks-of-me thing.我喜欢这个,我敬佩这个,史莱克I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right.瞧那里! 谁想住在那里?Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to Iive in a place like that?那是我的家That would be my home.很好! 很漂亮!Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.你是个相当不错的装饰设计家.在预算有限的情况下,你所干的令人惊叹!You are quite a decorator. It's amazing whatyou've done with such a modest budget.我喜欢那块石头,那是块不错的石头I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.我猜想你不常有客人I guess you don't entertain much, do you?我喜欢一个人呆着I like my privacy.我也是一样,这是我们的另一个共同点You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common.我讨厌有人来Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face.来了就不肯走,尴尬的沉默You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave.There's that awkward silence.- 我跟你住可以吗? - 什么?- Can I stay with you? - Uh, what?让我跟你一起住,好吗?Can I stay with you, please?－当然! －真的?- Of course! - Really?- 不! - 我不想回去!- No. - Please! I don't wanna go back there!你不知道怪物的生活是什么样的,也许你知道You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak.Well, maybeyou do.这就是为什么我们要在一起,让我留下吧!But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta Iet me stay!- 求求你! - 好的- Please! Please! - Okay! Okay!-但只能呆一晚上-谢谢!- But one night only. - Ah! Thankyou!这将会很有趣!- What areyou-- No! No! - This is gonna be fun!我们晚点儿睡,一起讲故事We can stay up Iate, swappin' manIy stories,早上我做华夫饼and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.我在哪里睡?- Oh! - Where do, uh, I sIeep?外头!Outside!哇,那很酷Oh, well, I guess that's cooI.我的意思是我不了解你,你也不了解我I mean, I don't knowyou, and you don't know me,因此我想外头最好so I guess outside is best, you know.我出去了[ Sniffles ] Here I go.晚安Good night. [ Sighs ]我确实喜欢在外头,我是驴,生来就喜欢外头I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was bornoutside.只有我一个人在外头I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know.4一个人,在外头By myself, outside.只有我一个人,这里除了我没有别人I'm all alone There's no one here beside me[ Bubbling ][ Sighs ][Creaking]我不是告诉你呆在外头吗?[ Sighs ] I thought I toId you to stay outside.我是在外头- I am outside. - "[Clattering]"[Clattering]老头,这比农场差远了,不过还有什么办法呢?Well, gents, it's a farcry from the farm, but what choice do we have?这不是家,但还算不错It's not home, but it'll dojust fine.多好的床What a loveIy bed.- 抓到了- 我找到了些奶酪- Gotya. - [ Sniffs ] I found some cheese.真恶心!- Ow! [ Grunts ] - Biah! Awful stuff.- 是你吗,戈德? - 你怎么知道是我?- Is that you, Gorder? - How did you know?够了! 你在我的房子里干嘛?Enough! What are you doing in my house?嘿[ Grunts ] Hey!不,不,不!- [ Snickers ] - Oh, no, no, no.-死女人不能放在桌子上- 但床已经被占了!- Dead broad offthe tabIe. - Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.啊?Huh? [ Gasps ]什么?[ MaIe V oice ] What?我住在沼泽地里,我出告示,我,我是个可怕的妖怪!I Iive in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre! 我怎么才能有点儿隐私呢?What do I have to do to get a little privacy?啊!不- "Aah!" - Oh, no.哦,不要.Oh, no.不…不!- No! No! - [ CackIing ]什么?- [ CackIing Continues ] - What?停下,别推- Quit it. - Don't push.- [ Squeaking ] - [ Lows ]你们在我的沼泽地里干什么?What are you doing in my swamp?[Echoing] Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!- [ Gasping ] - Oh, dear!Whoa!好,出去,你们都出去,都走开!All right, get out ofhere. All ofyou, move it!快点儿,快!Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!- 快点儿,快!- 不- QuickIy. Come on! - No, no!不是那里,不是那里No, no. Not there. Not there.- Oh! - [ Sighs ]别看我,我没有邀请他们Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.- 天哪,没人邀请我们Oh, gosh, no one invited us.- 什么?-我们被迫来到这里- What? - We were forced to come here.- 谁强迫你们? - 弗瓜王- By who? - "Lord Farquaad."他连吹带唬,签署了搬迁布告He huffed "und" he puffed "und" he... signed an eviction notice.[ Sighs ] All right.听着,有人知道弗瓜王现在在哪里吗?Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?我知道他在哪里- [ Murmuring ] - Oh, I do. I know where he is.还有人知道在哪里能找到他吗?Does anyone eIse know where to find him?- 没人知道? - 我知道!- "Any one at all?" - Me! Me!- 谁知道? - 选择我!- Anyone? - Oh! Oh, pick me!我知道! 我知道! 我!Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!好5[ Sighs ] Okay, fine.注意,所有的神话故事人物Attention, all fairy tale things.别再享受了,欢迎已经正式结束了Do not get comfortabIe. Your welcome is officially worn out.实际上,我马上就要去见弗瓜王这个家伙In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now...把你们从我的地里赶走,哪来哪去!and get you all off my Iand and back where you came from![ Cheering ]- [ Twittering ] - [ Cheering Continues ]你!Oh! You!你跟我来You're comin' with me.这正是我喜欢听到的All right, that's what I like to hear, man.史莱克和驴,两个朋友一起去冒大险Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure.我喜欢I Iove it!- 又上路了...史莱克,跟我唱歌- 噢,不- On the road again Sing it with me, Shrek. - Hey. Oh, oh!我急不可待要上路了…I can't wait to get on the road again我刚才没说什么What did I say about singing?- 我可以吹口哨儿吗? - 不- Can I whistIe? - No.- 哼歌吗? - 行,哼吧- Can I hum it? - All right, hum it.[ Humming ][ Grunts ][Whimpering]够了,他要开口了That's enough. He's ready to talk.[Coughing][ Laughing ][ CIears Throat ]跑,跑,赶快跑Run, run, run, as fast asyou can.你抓不到我,我是个姜饼人!You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!- 你是个魔鬼- 我不是,你是- You're a monster. - I'm not the monster here. You are.你和其他的神话故事垃圾毒坏了我完美的世界You and the rest ofthat fairy taIe trash, poisoning my perfect worId.他们都到哪里去了?Now, tell me! Where are the others?吃我!- Eat me! - [ Grunts ]我设法公平地对待你们这些东西I've tried to be fair toyou creatures.现在,我的耐心消失了! 告诉我,不然…Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll-- 不,别动我的糖浆扣子!No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.谁把他们藏起来了?All right then. Who's hiding them?好,我告诉你,你知道松饼人吗?Okay, I'll tell you. Doyou know the muffin man?- 松饼人?- 松饼人- The muffin man? - The muffin man.对,我知道松饼人,她住在特鲁里街?Yes, I know the muffin man, who Iives on Drury Lane?她跟松饼人结婚了Well, she's married to the muffin man.- 松饼人? - 松饼人!- The muffin man? - The muffin man!- 她跟松饼人结婚了- She's married to the muffin man. - "[DoorOpens]"主人! 我们找到了?My Iord! We found it.你还等什么? 把它拿进来Then what areyou waiting for? Bring it in.[Man Grunting]- [ Gasping ] - Oh!- 魔镜…- 别告诉他!- Magic mirror-- - Don't tell him anything!别!No!晚安- "[GingerbreadMan Whimpers]" - Evening.镜子,镜子,墙上的镜子Mirror, mirror, on the wall.这不是最完美的王国吗?Is this not the most perfect kingdom ofthem all?6严格地讲你不是国王Well, technically you're not a king.西龙涅斯Uh, TheIonius.- 你说什么? - 我说你还不是国王- You were saying? - What I mean is, you're not a kingyet.但你可以成为国王,你只要和公主结婚就行了Butyou can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.接着说- Go on. - [ ChuckIes ]那么,放松坐下吧,我的主人So,just sit back and reIax, my Iord,因为你就要会见当今最合格的未婚女子了because it's time foryou to meet today's eIigibIe bacheIorettes.她们来了!And here they are!一号倍受精神折磨,她被关在遥远的王国Bachelorettenumberone isa mentallyabusedshut-in from a kingdom far, faraway.她喜欢吃寿司和洗热水浴Shelikessushi andhot tubbinganytime.她的爱好还包括为她的两个坏姐姐清理卫生Herhobbies include cooking andcleaning forhertwo evilsisters.请大家欢迎灰姑娘!Please welcome Cinderella.二号是位身穿斗篷的姑娘,她来自奇妙的国土Bachelorettenumbertwo isa cape-wearinggirl from thelandoffancy.她与七个男人一起生活,但她很不简单Although shelives with seven othermen, she'snot easy. 吻她冰凉的嘴唇,看看她的激情有多么强烈Justkissherdead, frozen lips andfindout whata live wire sheis.快来为白雪公主鼓掌吧!Come on. Give it up forSnow White!最后,但当然不是最差的Andlast, but certainlynotleast,一位来自火山岩浆围绕城堡, bachelorettenumberthree isa fieryredhead...被龙看守的红发姑娘from a dragon-guardedcastle surroundedbyhotboiling lava!但别因此而灰心Butdon't let that coolyou off.她是个上了膛的手枪,喜欢喝皮钠-可拉达She'sa loadedpistol who likespina coladas andgettingcaughtin therain.你去救她,菲奥纳公主Yours fortherescuing, Princess Fiona!是一号?So willitbe bachelorettenumberone,还是三号?bachelorettenumbertwo orbachelorettenumberthree?- 二号! 三号! - 三号!- Two! Two! - Three! Three!- 二号! 三号! - 三号!- Two! Two! - Three!三? 一? 三?Three? One? [ Shudders ] Three?- 选三号吧,主人!Three! Pick number three, my Iord!- 好,好,三号!Okay, okay, uh, number three!弗瓜王,你挑选了菲奥纳公主Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.If you like pina coladasIfyoulovepina coladas- And getting caught in the rain - 菲奥纳公主- "Andgettingcaughtin therain" - Princess Fiona.- If you're not into yoga - 她是十全十美的- "Ifyou'renotintoyoga" - She's perfect.我只想找一个能够…All I have to do is just find someone who can go--我应该说一下儿晚上的事…But I probabIy shouId mention the little thing that happens at night.- 我会跟她结婚的- 日落后…- I'll do it. - Yes, but after sunset--安静! 我要让菲奥纳公主成为王后SiIence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen,杜洛克最终将有一个十全十美的国王andDuLoc willfinally have theperfectking!队长,集合你最好的士兵Captain, assembIe your finest men.我们就要举行比武大会了We're going to have a tournament.就在那里,那是杜洛克But that's it. That's it right there. That's DuLoc.7我说过我会找到的I toId ya I'd find it.那么,那一定是弗瓜王的城堡了So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castIe.就是那里[Donkey] Uh-huh. That'stheplace.你看他是不是在弥补什么?Doyou think maybe he's compensating for something? [ Laughs ][ Groans ]等等! 等一下儿,史莱克Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.快点儿,宝贝儿,我们晚了Hurry, darIing. We're Iate. Hurry.- Hey, you! - [ Screams ]等等,我不会吃掉你的Waitasecond. Look, I'm notgonna eatya.我只是…我只…- I just-- I just-- - [ Whimpering ][ Sighs ][ Whimpering, Groans ][Turnstile Clatters][ ChuckIes ][ Sighs ][ InstrumentaI Muzak ]很安静It's quiet.太安静了Too quiet.[ Creaking ]- 人都到哪里去了? - 你看看这个!- Where is everybody? - Hey, look at this! [Clattering, Whirring, Clicking][Clicking][Clicking Quickens]Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect townWeIcome to DuLoc such a perfect townHere we have some rules. Let us lay them downHere we have some ruIes Let us Iay them downDon't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine Don'tmake waves, stay in line andwe'llgetalong fine DuLoc is a perfect placeDuLoc is a perfect placePlease keep off of the grass. Shine your shoes, wipe your... facePlease keep offofthe grass Shineyour shoes, wipeyour...faceDuLoc is, DuLoc isDuLoc is, DuLoc isDuLoc is a perfectDuLoc is a perfectPlace- Place - "[Camera ShutterClicks]"[ Whirring ]我们再来一遍!Wow! Let's do that again!不,不,不,不!No. No. No, no, no! No.[TrumpetFanfare]- "[Crowd Cheering]" - "[Farquaad] Brave knights."勇敢的骑士,你们是世界上最优秀、最聪明的人- "You are the best and brightest" in all the land. - "[Donkey Humming]"今天,你们中的一个将证明…Today one of you shall prove himself--你想挨揍?All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.对不起- Sorry about that. - "[Cheering]"冠军将得到荣誉,不,特权That champion shall have the honour-- no, no-- the privilege...去从龙严密的看守中to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona...救出可爱的菲奥纳公主from the fiery keep oft he dragon.如果由于什么原因冠军没有成功If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful,亚军将接着去完成the first runner-up will take his place...如此类推…and so on and so forth.你们中间有些人可能会死,但这是我愿意做出的牺牲Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.[Cheering]比武现在开始!Let the tournament begin!- [ Gasps ] - Oh!那是什么?- What is that? - [ Gasping ]8- 真丑死人了! - 这可不怎么样- It's hideous! - Ah, that's not very nice.- 不过是头驴- 嗯?- It's just a donkey. - Huh?骑士们,新计划!Indeed. Knights, new plan!杀死那个妖怪的人将被授予冠军! 进攻!The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Have at him!- 抓住他!- 现在,快! 等等…- "Gethim!" - Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now.去! 抓住他![ Woman ] Go ahead! Get him!我们可以喝酒解决吗?Can't wejust settle this over a pint?杀死这个野兽![Man] Kill the beast!不? 那么,好吧No? All right then.来吧!Come on!I don't give a damn about my reputationI don't givea damn about my reputationYou're living in the past. It's a new generation- You're living in the past It's a new generation - Damn!A girl can do what she wants to do- [ Whinnying ] - "A girl can do" what she wants to do And that's what. I'm gonna doAnd that's what I'm gonna doAnd I don't give a damn about my bad reputationAnd I don't givea damn about my bad reputationOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not meOh, no, no, no, no, no Not me- Me, me, me - 嘿,史莱克,让我来! 让我来!-Me, me, me - Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!And I don't give a damn about my reputationAnd I don't givea damn about my reputationNever said I wanted to improve my stationNever said I wanted to improve my stationAh! [ Laughs ]And I'm always feelin'good when I'm having fun- "And I'm always feelin' good" when I'm having fun - Yeah!And I don't have to please no oneAnd I don't have to please no one给他坐电椅!The chair! Give him the chair!And I don't give a damn about my bad reputationAnd I don't give a damn about my bad reputationOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not meOh, no, no, no, no, no Not meMe, me, meMe, me, meOh, no, no, no, noOh, no, no, no, noNot me, not meNot me, not meNot me- "Not me" - "[Bell Dings]"- [ Cheering ] - [ Laughs ]Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah!谢谢! 十分感谢!Thank you! Thank you very much!我一直呆到周四,尝尝牛肉!I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha!-[Shrek Laughs] -[Crowd Gasping, Murmuring]我可以下命令吗,主人?Shall I give the order, sir?不,我有个更好的主意No, I have a better idea.杜洛克的人们,他就是我们的冠军!People of DuLoc, I give you our champion!- 什么?- 祝贺你,青怪- What? - "Congratulations, ogre."你赢得了从事一个伟大、高尚的任务荣誉You've won the honour of embarking on a great and nobIe quest.任务? 我的任务就是要寻求归还我的沼泽地Quest? I'm already on a quest, a quest to get my swamp back.- 你的沼泽地? - 对,我的沼泽地!- Your swamp? - Yeah, my swamp!你把那些家伙扔在那里!Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures!- "[Crowd Murmuring]" - Indeed.是的,妖怪,我们做个交易All right, ogre, I'll make you a deaI.你为我完成任务,我就把沼泽地还给你Go on this quest for me, and I'll giveyou your swamp back.恢复原状?9Exactly the way it was?恢复到粘泥覆盖的原始模样Down to the Iast slime-covered toad stool.- 那些擅自占据者呢? - 全部搬走- And the squatters? - As good as gone.什么样的任务?What kind of quest?你要去跟龙作战[ Donkey ] Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon...救出公主,然后回到沼泽地去and rescue a princessjust so Farquaad will giveyou back a swamp...你现在没有沼泽地了,因为弗瓜王塞了些怪物进去which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.也许驴不会讲话是有道理的- Is that about right? - Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.你为什么不把你的魔力都用在他身上?I don't get it. Why don'tyoujust pull some of that ogre stuffon him?包围他的堡垒Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress,碾碎他的骨头夹面包吃,妖怪所有的本事grind his bones to makeyour bread, the whoIe ogre trip. 我知道Oh, I know what.也许我可以砍掉全村人的头Maybe I couId have decapitated an entire village...把他们挂在长矛上and put their heads on a pike,拿把刀,割开他们的脾,喝他们的脾液gotten a knife, cut open their spIeen and drink their fluids.你看怎么样?Does that sound good toyou?不,真的,不怎么样Uh, no, not really, no.告诉你,妖怪比你想像的复杂For your information, there's a Iot more to ogres than peopIe think.- 举个例子- 例子?- ExampIe? - ExampIe?好…妖怪就像洋葱. - 它们辣臭?- Okay, um, ogres are like onions. - [ Sniffs ] Theystink?- 不- 让你流泪? - 不!- Yes-- No! - They makeyou cry? - No!你把它们放在阳光下,它们都会变黄?You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.是层!No! Layers!洋葱有很多多层Onions have layers.妖怪多层! 洋葱多层Ogres have layers! Onions have Ilayers.你明白吗? 我们都有好多层You get it? We both have layers. [ Sighs ]你们都有好多层.Oh, you both have "layers." Oh.可并不是人人都喜欢洋葱[ Sniffs ] You know, not everybody likes onions.蛋糕! 大家都喜欢蛋糕!Cake! Everybody Ioves cakes! Cakes have layers.我不管…大家喜欢什么I don't care... what everyone likes.妖怪不像蛋糕Ogres are not like cakes.你知道大家还喜欢什么? 冻糕You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits.你试过问别人:"吃冻糕"Haveyou ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait,"他回答:“不,我不喜欢冻糕?”they say, "No, I don't like no parfait"?- 冻糕味道好极了. - 没有!- Parfaits are delicious. - No!你这个愚蠢讨厌的驴You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden!妖怪像洋葱!行了吧.Ogres are like onions! End of story.再见,回头见Bye-bye. See ya later.冻糕也许是这个星球上最可口的东西Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.我想我宁愿听你哼歌You know, I think I preferred your humming.你有餐巾纸吗? 我这里一塌糊涂Do you have a tissue or something? I'm makinga mess.10冻糕这个词让我流口水了Just the word parfait make me start slobbering.I'm on my way from misery to happiness todayI'm on my way from misery to happiness todayUh-huh, uh-huh, Uh-huh, uh-huhUh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huhI'm on my way from misery to happiness todayI'm on my way from misery to happiness todayUh-huh, uh-huh, Uh-huh, uh-huhUh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huhAnd everything that you receive up yonderAnd everything that you receive up yonderIs what you give to me the day I wanderIs what you give to me the day I wanderI'm on my wayI'm on my wayI'm on my wayI'm on my wayI'm on my wayI'm on my way史莱克! 是你干的吗?Ooh! Shrek! Did you do that?你放屁之前得通知一声You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open.相信我,驴,如果是我,你早就薰死了Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead.是硫磺石.[ Sniffs ] It's brimstone.- 我们一定快到了- 对,硫磺石…- We must be getting cIose. - Yeah, right, brimstone.别告诉我硫磺石,我知道我闻到了什么,不可能是硫磺石.Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone.也没有什么石头It didn't come off no stone neither.[Rumbling]确实,够大的了,但看一下位置Sure, it's big enough, but look at the Iocation.[ Laughing ]史莱克? 记得你说过妖怪有好多层吗?Uh, Shrek? Uh, rememberwhen you said ogres have layers?没错Oh, aye.我有点儿事要坦白Well, I have a bit ofa confession to make.驴没有好多层,我们的恐惧都表现在袖子上Donkeys don't have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sIeeves.- 等等! 驴没有袖子- 你明白我的意思- Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sIeeves. - You know what I mean.你不能对我说你怕高You can't tell me you're afraid ofheights.在沸腾岩浆湖摇晃的桥上走我不舒服I'm just a little uncomfortabIe about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!别怕,驴,我就在你身边Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay?帮助和鼓励你For emotionaI support,我们一起来通过,一次迈一婴儿小步we'll just tackIe this thing together one little baby step at a time.- 真的?- 真的,真的- Really? - Really, really.- 这样我感觉好多了- 往前走- Okay, that makes me feeI so much better. -Just keep moving.- 别往下看… - 别往下看,别往下看- And don't look down. - Okay, don't look down. Don't look down.别往下看,往前走,别往下看Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down.史莱克! 我在往下看![ Gasps ] Shrek! I'm lookin' down!我过不去了! 请放了我吧!Oh, God, I can't do this! Just Iet me off, please!- 你已经走了一半了! - 我知道那部分安全!- Butyou're aIready haIfway. - But I know "that" haIfis safe!好,我没有时间,你回去吧Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back.史莱克! 等等!- Shrek, no! Wait! -Just, Donkey--- 我们交换一下儿位置- 别这样!- Let's have a dance then, shall we? - Don't do that!对不起,别哪样?Oh, I'm sorry. Do what?- 这样? - 对,那样11。
怪物史莱克_Shrek_中英文剧本
怪物史莱克Shrek 中英文剧本从前有位可爱的公主[Man] "Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. 但是她被可怕的魔法控制了"But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort...只有真爱的初吻才可以打破这魔法"which could only be broken by love's first kiss.她被困在一个城堡里"She was locked away in a castle...由一只喷火龙看守着"guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.有许多勇敢的骑士曾经想过把她从这可怕的监狱中救走"Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,但是,没有一个成功"but none prevailed.她关在被喷火龙看守着的"She waited in the dragon's keep...城堡里最高的房间里"in the highest room of the tallest tower...等待着真爱的初吻for her true love and true love's first kiss. "那是不会发生的[ Laughing ] Like that's ever gonna happen.-[Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes] - What a load of-- Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me字幕来源：射手校对制作：jessedingI ain 't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L " on her foreheadThe years start comin ' and they don't stop comin'片名：怪物史莱克Fed to the rules andIhit thegroundrunnin'Did n 't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do So much toseeSo what's wrong with takin' the backstreetsYou'll never know if youd on'tgoYou'll never shine if you don't glowHey, now You're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey, now, you're a rockstar Get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mouldIt's a cool place and they say it gets colderYou'rebund led up now but wait till you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is gettin' pretty thinThe water's getting warm so you might as well swimMy world'son fire How 'bout yoursThat's the way I like it and I'll never get bored- "Hey, now, you're an all-star" - [ Shouting ]Get your game on, goplayHey, now, you're a rockstar Get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mould[ Belches ]- Go! - Go!- "[RecordScratching]" - "Go. Go. Go."Hey, now You're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey, now, you're a rockstar Get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mould我想它在里面吧?好的,我们去吧!- Think it's in there? - AII right. Let's get it!慢着!你知道有什么后果吗?Whoa. HoId on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?嗯,它会把你的骨头当面包吃Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.哈哈,实际上那会是一个巨人[Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that would be agiant.不过,青怪可能更糟糕Now, ogres-- They're much worse.它们会用你们的鲜皮做汤They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.挖出你的心肝- No! - They'll shave your liver.用你们的眼睛榨果汁Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!这样吃吐司面包会很好味道!退后,退后,怪物!- Actually, it's quite good on toast. - "Back! Back, beast!"我警告你Back! I warn ya!好的1- [ Gasping ] - Right.[ Roaring ]- [ Shouting ] - [ Roaring ][ Roaring Continues ][ Shouting Continues ]你们还不快走就没有机会了[ Whispers ] This is the part where you run away.- [ Gasping ] - [ Laughs ][Laughing]滚And stay out!通缉神话之物"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."[ Sighs ]好的,这个满了[Man's V oice] All right. This one's full.拉走- "Take it away!" - [ Gasps ]走,快点,快点.下一个- Move it along. Come on! Get up! - Next!给我.你飞行的日子要结束了Give me that! Your flying days are over.这是给女巫的20块银子.下一个!That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!起来,快点.20块- Get up! Come on! - Twenty pieces.在这里坐下- "[Thudding]" - "Sit down there!"安静!- Keep quiet! - "[Crying]"笼子太小了This cage is too small.请不要让我进去.我不再固执了Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. 我会改的.给我多一次机会.I can change. Please! Give me another chance!闭嘴.下一个- Oh, shut up. - Oh! - "Next!"什么东西?这是一个小木偶- What have you got? - This little wooden puppet.我不是木偶,我是一个真正的男孩I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.5先令给这个疯狂的玩具Five shillings for the possessed toy.拿走,越远越好!- Take it away. - Father, please! Don't let them do this!下一个.什么东西?- Help me! - Next. What have you got?我有一个会说话的驴子- Well, I've got a talking donkey. - [ Grunts ]好的,这个值10个先令.你可以证明一下吗?Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.好的.说吧,伙计Oh, go ahead, little fella.嗯?Well?哦,它只是有点紧张Oh, oh, he's just-- He'sjust a little nervous.它真的是一个话匣子.说? 阏飧霰康?He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you bone headed dolt--好了.我听够了.守卫!不,不,它能说话.-That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! - "No, no, he talks!"我能说话,我爱说话He does. I can talk. I Iove to talk.我是你见过的最能说话的驴子I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.把她带走.不,不要- Get her out of my sight. - "No, no!"我发誓,它能说话I swear! Oh! He can talk![ Gasps ]嘿,我会飞!Hey! I can fly!它会飞,会飞!- He can fly! - He can fly!它说话了.对了,笨蛋.- He can talk! - Ha, ha! That's right, fool!对,现在我是会飞会说话的驴子Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.你可能看过蝇子,而且是一个很大的蝇子You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly,不过你肯定没有看过会飞的驴子but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.哈哈Ha, ha!哦Uh-oh.[ Grunts ]2捉住它Seize him!它要逃了After him! He's getting away![ Grunts, Gasps ]这边.转过来.[Man] Gethim! This way! Turn!是你,青怪You there. Ogre!什么事?Aye?奉弗瓜王之命,授权我逮捕你们两个By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest...送到一个指定地...and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility. 是吗?你们是什么军队?Oh, really? You and what army?[ Gasps, Whimpering ][ Chuckles ]我可以跟你说话吗?Can I say something to you?听着,你的确有些本领.了不起!Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible!你在跟我说话吗?Are you talkin' to-- me? Whoa!是的,我在跟你说话.你刚才在侍卫那里真的很厉害. Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards!那些侍卫以为他们很棒.然后你一出现,砰!They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam!都跑光了They was trippin' over themselves llke babes in the woods.看到这样确实使我感觉很好That really made me feel good to see that.很棒,真的.朋友,自由是很好的- Oh, that's great. Really. - Man, it's good to be free.现在跟你的朋友去庆祝你的自由,好吗?Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?但是,我没有朋友But, uh, I don't have any friends.我也不会自己一个人出去.And I'm not goin' out there by myseIf.嘿,等等.我有一个很好的提议,我跟你一起.Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you.你是一个令人惧怕青怪You're a mean, green, fightin' machine.我们一起会吓跑经过我们的人Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.[ Roaring ]噢,真吓人Oh, wow! That was really scary.这很可怕,如果这不起作用,你的呼吸会起作用的If you don't mind me sayin ', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done,你需要些口香糖,你喘气太臭了!'cause you definiteIy need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!你几乎把我的鼻毛都烧着了You almost burned the hair outta my nose,就像那次…just llke the time-- [ Mumbling ]…烂草莓,我那天放了很多屁Then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out ofmy butt that day.你为什么跟着我?Why are you following me?我告诉你为什么I'll tell you why.'Cause I'm all alone'Cause I'm all aIoneThere's no one here beside meThere's no one here beside meMy problems have all goneMy problems have all goneThere's no one to deride meThere's no one to deride meBut you gotta have friends--But you gotta have friends--别唱了!Stop singing!怪不得你没有朋友It's no wonder you don't have any friends.噢,只有真正的朋友才会这么诚实Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest.听着,驴子,看看我,我是谁?3Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?嗯－Uh--- 真高? - 不! 我是个妖怪- Really tall? - No! I'm an ogre.你想一下：“拿着你的火把和草杈!”You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks."这不让你烦恼吗?Doesn't that botheryou?不Nope.- 真的? - 真的,真的- Really? - Really, really.－噢. - 我喜欢你,你叫什么?- Oh. - Man, I likeyou. What's your name?史莱克Uh, Shrek.史莱克? 知道我喜欢你什么?Shrek? Well, you know what I like aboutyou, Shrek? “我不在乎别人怎么看我”You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody- thinks-of-me thing.我喜欢这个,我敬佩这个,史莱克I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right.瞧那里! 谁想住在那里?Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to Iive in a place like that?那是我的家That would be my home.很好! 很漂亮!Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.你是个相当不错的装饰设计家.在预算有限的情况下,你所干的令人惊叹!You are quite a decorator. It's amazing whatyou've done with such a modest budget.我喜欢那块石头,那是块不错的石头I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.我猜想你不常有客人I guess you don't entertain much, do you?我喜欢一个人呆着I like my privacy.我也是一样,这是我们的另一个共同点You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common.我讨厌有人来Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face.来了就不肯走,尴尬的沉默You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave.There's that awkward silence.- 我跟你住可以吗? - 什么?- Can I stay with you? - Uh, what?让我跟你一起住,好吗?Can I stay with you, please?－当然! －真的?- Of course! - Really?- 不! - 我不想回去!- No. - Please! I don't wanna go back there!你不知道怪物的生活是什么样的,也许你知道You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak.Well, maybeyou do.这就是为什么我们要在一起,让我留下吧!But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta Iet me stay!- 求求你! - 好的- Please! Please! - Okay! Okay!-但只能呆一晚上-谢谢!- But one night only. - Ah! Thankyou!这将会很有趣!- What areyou-- No! No! - This is gonna be fun!我们晚点儿睡,一起讲故事We can stay up Iate, swappin' manIy stories,早上我做华夫饼and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.我在哪里睡?- Oh! - Where do, uh, I sIeep?外头!Outside!哇,那很酷Oh, well, I guess that's cooI.我的意思是我不了解你,你也不了解我I mean, I don't knowyou, and you don't know me,因此我想外头最好so I guess outside is best, you know.我出去了[ Sniffles ] Here I go.晚安Good night. [ Sighs ]我确实喜欢在外头,我是驴,生来就喜欢外头I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was bornoutside.只有我一个人在外头I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know.4一个人,在外头By myself, outside.只有我一个人,这里除了我没有别人I'm all alone There's no one here beside me[ Bubbling ][ Sighs ][Creaking]我不是告诉你呆在外头吗?[ Sighs ] I thought I toId you to stay outside.我是在外头- I am outside. - "[Clattering]"[Clattering]老头,这比农场差远了,不过还有什么办法呢?Well, gents, it's a farcry from the farm, but what choice do we have?这不是家,但还算不错It's not home, but it'll dojust fine.多好的床What a loveIy bed.- 抓到了- 我找到了些奶酪- Gotya. - [ Sniffs ] I found some cheese.真恶心!- Ow! [ Grunts ] - Biah! Awful stuff.- 是你吗,戈德? - 你怎么知道是我?- Is that you, Gorder? - How did you know?够了! 你在我的房子里干嘛?Enough! What are you doing in my house?嘿[ Grunts ] Hey!不,不,不!- [ Snickers ] - Oh, no, no, no.-死女人不能放在桌子上- 但床已经被占了!- Dead broad offthe tabIe. - Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.啊?Huh? [ Gasps ]什么?[ MaIe V oice ] What?我住在沼泽地里,我出告示,我,我是个可怕的妖怪!I Iive in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre! 我怎么才能有点儿隐私呢?What do I have to do to get a little privacy?啊!不- "Aah!" - Oh, no.哦,不要.Oh, no.不…不!- No! No! - [ CackIing ]什么?- [ CackIing Continues ] - What?停下,别推- Quit it. - Don't push.- [ Squeaking ] - [ Lows ]你们在我的沼泽地里干什么?What are you doing in my swamp?[Echoing] Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!- [ Gasping ] - Oh, dear!Whoa!好,出去,你们都出去,都走开!All right, get out ofhere. All ofyou, move it!快点儿,快!Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!- 快点儿,快!- 不- QuickIy. Come on! - No, no!不是那里,不是那里No, no. Not there. Not there.- Oh! - [ Sighs ]别看我,我没有邀请他们Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.- 天哪,没人邀请我们Oh, gosh, no one invited us.- 什么?-我们被迫来到这里- What? - We were forced to come here.- 谁强迫你们? - 弗瓜王- By who? - "Lord Farquaad."他连吹带唬,签署了搬迁布告He huffed "und" he puffed "und" he... signed an eviction notice.[ Sighs ] All right.听着,有人知道弗瓜王现在在哪里吗?Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?我知道他在哪里- [ Murmuring ] - Oh, I do. I know where he is.还有人知道在哪里能找到他吗?Does anyone eIse know where to find him?- 没人知道? - 我知道!- "Any one at all?" - Me! Me!- 谁知道? - 选择我!- Anyone? - Oh! Oh, pick me!我知道! 我知道! 我!Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!好5[ Sighs ] Okay, fine.注意,所有的神话故事人物Attention, all fairy tale things.别再享受了,欢迎已经正式结束了Do not get comfortabIe. Your welcome is officially worn out.实际上,我马上就要去见弗瓜王这个家伙In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now...把你们从我的地里赶走,哪来哪去!and get you all off my Iand and back where you came from![ Cheering ]- [ Twittering ] - [ Cheering Continues ]你!Oh! You!你跟我来You're comin' with me.这正是我喜欢听到的All right, that's what I like to hear, man.史莱克和驴,两个朋友一起去冒大险Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure.我喜欢I Iove it!- 又上路了...史莱克,跟我唱歌- 噢,不- On the road again Sing it with me, Shrek. - Hey. Oh, oh!我急不可待要上路了…I can't wait to get on the road again我刚才没说什么What did I say about singing?- 我可以吹口哨儿吗? - 不- Can I whistIe? - No.- 哼歌吗? - 行,哼吧- Can I hum it? - All right, hum it.[ Humming ][ Grunts ][Whimpering]够了,他要开口了That's enough. He's ready to talk.[Coughing][ Laughing ][ CIears Throat ]跑,跑,赶快跑Run, run, run, as fast asyou can.你抓不到我,我是个姜饼人!You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!- 你是个魔鬼- 我不是,你是- You're a monster. - I'm not the monster here. You are.你和其他的神话故事垃圾毒坏了我完美的世界You and the rest ofthat fairy taIe trash, poisoning my perfect worId.他们都到哪里去了?Now, tell me! Where are the others?吃我!- Eat me! - [ Grunts ]我设法公平地对待你们这些东西I've tried to be fair toyou creatures.现在,我的耐心消失了! 告诉我,不然…Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll-- 不,别动我的糖浆扣子!No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.谁把他们藏起来了?All right then. Who's hiding them?好,我告诉你,你知道松饼人吗?Okay, I'll tell you. Doyou know the muffin man?- 松饼人?- 松饼人- The muffin man? - The muffin man.对,我知道松饼人,她住在特鲁里街?Yes, I know the muffin man, who Iives on Drury Lane?她跟松饼人结婚了Well, she's married to the muffin man.- 松饼人? - 松饼人!- The muffin man? - The muffin man!- 她跟松饼人结婚了- She's married to the muffin man. - "[DoorOpens]"主人! 我们找到了?My Iord! We found it.你还等什么? 把它拿进来Then what areyou waiting for? Bring it in.[Man Grunting]- [ Gasping ] - Oh!- 魔镜…- 别告诉他!- Magic mirror-- - Don't tell him anything!别!No!晚安- "[GingerbreadMan Whimpers]" - Evening.镜子,镜子,墙上的镜子Mirror, mirror, on the wall.这不是最完美的王国吗?Is this not the most perfect kingdom ofthem all?6严格地讲你不是国王Well, technically you're not a king.西龙涅斯Uh, TheIonius.- 你说什么? - 我说你还不是国王- You were saying? - What I mean is, you're not a kingyet.但你可以成为国王,你只要和公主结婚就行了Butyou can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.接着说- Go on. - [ ChuckIes ]那么,放松坐下吧,我的主人So,just sit back and reIax, my Iord,因为你就要会见当今最合格的未婚女子了because it's time foryou to meet today's eIigibIe bacheIorettes.她们来了!And here they are!一号倍受精神折磨,她被关在遥远的王国Bachelorettenumberone isa mentallyabusedshut-in from a kingdom far, faraway.她喜欢吃寿司和洗热水浴Shelikessushi andhot tubbinganytime.她的爱好还包括为她的两个坏姐姐清理卫生Herhobbies include cooking andcleaning forhertwo evilsisters.请大家欢迎灰姑娘!Please welcome Cinderella.二号是位身穿斗篷的姑娘,她来自奇妙的国土Bachelorettenumbertwo isa cape-wearinggirl from thelandoffancy.她与七个男人一起生活,但她很不简单Although shelives with seven othermen, she'snot easy. 吻她冰凉的嘴唇,看看她的激情有多么强烈Justkissherdead, frozen lips andfindout whata live wire sheis.快来为白雪公主鼓掌吧!Come on. Give it up forSnow White!最后,但当然不是最差的Andlast, but certainlynotleast,一位来自火山岩浆围绕城堡, bachelorettenumberthree isa fieryredhead...被龙看守的红发姑娘from a dragon-guardedcastle surroundedbyhotboiling lava!但别因此而灰心Butdon't let that coolyou off.她是个上了膛的手枪,喜欢喝皮钠-可拉达She'sa loadedpistol who likespina coladas andgettingcaughtin therain.你去救她,菲奥纳公主Yours fortherescuing, Princess Fiona!是一号?So willitbe bachelorettenumberone,还是三号?bachelorettenumbertwo orbachelorettenumberthree?- 二号! 三号! - 三号!- Two! Two! - Three! Three!- 二号! 三号! - 三号!- Two! Two! - Three!三? 一? 三?Three? One? [ Shudders ] Three?- 选三号吧,主人!Three! Pick number three, my Iord!- 好,好,三号!Okay, okay, uh, number three!弗瓜王,你挑选了菲奥纳公主Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.If you like pina coladasIfyoulovepina coladas- And getting caught in the rain - 菲奥纳公主- "Andgettingcaughtin therain" - Princess Fiona.- If you're not into yoga - 她是十全十美的- "Ifyou'renotintoyoga" - She's perfect.我只想找一个能够…All I have to do is just find someone who can go--我应该说一下儿晚上的事…But I probabIy shouId mention the little thing that happens at night.- 我会跟她结婚的- 日落后…- I'll do it. - Yes, but after sunset--安静! 我要让菲奥纳公主成为王后SiIence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen,杜洛克最终将有一个十全十美的国王andDuLoc willfinally have theperfectking!队长,集合你最好的士兵Captain, assembIe your finest men.我们就要举行比武大会了We're going to have a tournament.就在那里,那是杜洛克But that's it. That's it right there. That's DuLoc.7我说过我会找到的I toId ya I'd find it.那么,那一定是弗瓜王的城堡了So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castIe.就是那里[Donkey] Uh-huh. That'stheplace.你看他是不是在弥补什么?Doyou think maybe he's compensating for something? [ Laughs ][ Groans ]等等! 等一下儿,史莱克Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.快点儿,宝贝儿,我们晚了Hurry, darIing. We're Iate. Hurry.- Hey, you! - [ Screams ]等等,我不会吃掉你的Waitasecond. Look, I'm notgonna eatya.我只是…我只…- I just-- I just-- - [ Whimpering ][ Sighs ][ Whimpering, Groans ][Turnstile Clatters][ ChuckIes ][ Sighs ][ InstrumentaI Muzak ]很安静It's quiet.太安静了Too quiet.[ Creaking ]- 人都到哪里去了? - 你看看这个!- Where is everybody? - Hey, look at this! [Clattering, Whirring, Clicking][Clicking][Clicking Quickens]Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect townWeIcome to DuLoc such a perfect townHere we have some rules. Let us lay them downHere we have some ruIes Let us Iay them downDon't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine Don'tmake waves, stay in line andwe'llgetalong fine DuLoc is a perfect placeDuLoc is a perfect placePlease keep off of the grass. Shine your shoes, wipe your... facePlease keep offofthe grass Shineyour shoes, wipeyour...faceDuLoc is, DuLoc isDuLoc is, DuLoc isDuLoc is a perfectDuLoc is a perfectPlace- Place - "[Camera ShutterClicks]"[ Whirring ]我们再来一遍!Wow! Let's do that again!不,不,不,不!No. No. No, no, no! No.[TrumpetFanfare]- "[Crowd Cheering]" - "[Farquaad] Brave knights."勇敢的骑士,你们是世界上最优秀、最聪明的人- "You are the best and brightest" in all the land. - "[Donkey Humming]"今天,你们中的一个将证明…Today one of you shall prove himself--你想挨揍?All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.对不起- Sorry about that. - "[Cheering]"冠军将得到荣誉,不,特权That champion shall have the honour-- no, no-- the privilege...去从龙严密的看守中to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona...救出可爱的菲奥纳公主from the fiery keep oft he dragon.如果由于什么原因冠军没有成功If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful,亚军将接着去完成the first runner-up will take his place...如此类推…and so on and so forth.你们中间有些人可能会死,但这是我愿意做出的牺牲Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.[Cheering]比武现在开始!Let the tournament begin!- [ Gasps ] - Oh!那是什么?- What is that? - [ Gasping ]8- 真丑死人了! - 这可不怎么样- It's hideous! - Ah, that's not very nice.- 不过是头驴- 嗯?- It's just a donkey. - Huh?骑士们,新计划!Indeed. Knights, new plan!杀死那个妖怪的人将被授予冠军! 进攻!The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Have at him!- 抓住他!- 现在,快! 等等…- "Gethim!" - Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now.去! 抓住他![ Woman ] Go ahead! Get him!我们可以喝酒解决吗?Can't wejust settle this over a pint?杀死这个野兽![Man] Kill the beast!不? 那么,好吧No? All right then.来吧!Come on!I don't give a damn about my reputationI don't givea damn about my reputationYou're living in the past. It's a new generation- You're living in the past It's a new generation - Damn!A girl can do what she wants to do- [ Whinnying ] - "A girl can do" what she wants to do And that's what. I'm gonna doAnd that's what I'm gonna doAnd I don't give a damn about my bad reputationAnd I don't givea damn about my bad reputationOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not meOh, no, no, no, no, no Not me- Me, me, me - 嘿,史莱克,让我来! 让我来!-Me, me, me - Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!And I don't give a damn about my reputationAnd I don't givea damn about my reputationNever said I wanted to improve my stationNever said I wanted to improve my stationAh! [ Laughs ]And I'm always feelin'good when I'm having fun- "And I'm always feelin' good" when I'm having fun - Yeah!And I don't have to please no oneAnd I don't have to please no one给他坐电椅!The chair! Give him the chair!And I don't give a damn about my bad reputationAnd I don't give a damn about my bad reputationOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not meOh, no, no, no, no, no Not meMe, me, meMe, me, meOh, no, no, no, noOh, no, no, no, noNot me, not meNot me, not meNot me- "Not me" - "[Bell Dings]"- [ Cheering ] - [ Laughs ]Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah!谢谢! 十分感谢!Thank you! Thank you very much!我一直呆到周四,尝尝牛肉!I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha!-[Shrek Laughs] -[Crowd Gasping, Murmuring]我可以下命令吗,主人?Shall I give the order, sir?不,我有个更好的主意No, I have a better idea.杜洛克的人们,他就是我们的冠军!People of DuLoc, I give you our champion!- 什么?- 祝贺你,青怪- What? - "Congratulations, ogre."你赢得了从事一个伟大、高尚的任务荣誉You've won the honour of embarking on a great and nobIe quest.任务? 我的任务就是要寻求归还我的沼泽地Quest? I'm already on a quest, a quest to get my swamp back.- 你的沼泽地? - 对,我的沼泽地!- Your swamp? - Yeah, my swamp!你把那些家伙扔在那里!Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures!- "[Crowd Murmuring]" - Indeed.是的,妖怪,我们做个交易All right, ogre, I'll make you a deaI.你为我完成任务,我就把沼泽地还给你Go on this quest for me, and I'll giveyou your swamp back.恢复原状?9Exactly the way it was?恢复到粘泥覆盖的原始模样Down to the Iast slime-covered toad stool.- 那些擅自占据者呢? - 全部搬走- And the squatters? - As good as gone.什么样的任务?What kind of quest?你要去跟龙作战[ Donkey ] Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon...救出公主,然后回到沼泽地去and rescue a princessjust so Farquaad will giveyou back a swamp...你现在没有沼泽地了,因为弗瓜王塞了些怪物进去which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.也许驴不会讲话是有道理的- Is that about right? - Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.你为什么不把你的魔力都用在他身上?I don't get it. Why don'tyoujust pull some of that ogre stuffon him?包围他的堡垒Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress,碾碎他的骨头夹面包吃,妖怪所有的本事grind his bones to makeyour bread, the whoIe ogre trip. 我知道Oh, I know what.也许我可以砍掉全村人的头Maybe I couId have decapitated an entire village...把他们挂在长矛上and put their heads on a pike,拿把刀,割开他们的脾,喝他们的脾液gotten a knife, cut open their spIeen and drink their fluids.你看怎么样?Does that sound good toyou?不,真的,不怎么样Uh, no, not really, no.告诉你,妖怪比你想像的复杂For your information, there's a Iot more to ogres than peopIe think.- 举个例子- 例子?- ExampIe? - ExampIe?好…妖怪就像洋葱. - 它们辣臭?- Okay, um, ogres are like onions. - [ Sniffs ] Theystink?- 不- 让你流泪? - 不!- Yes-- No! - They makeyou cry? - No!你把它们放在阳光下,它们都会变黄?You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.是层!No! Layers!洋葱有很多多层Onions have layers.妖怪多层! 洋葱多层Ogres have layers! Onions have Ilayers.你明白吗? 我们都有好多层You get it? We both have layers. [ Sighs ]你们都有好多层.Oh, you both have "layers." Oh.可并不是人人都喜欢洋葱[ Sniffs ] You know, not everybody likes onions.蛋糕! 大家都喜欢蛋糕!Cake! Everybody Ioves cakes! Cakes have layers.我不管…大家喜欢什么I don't care... what everyone likes.妖怪不像蛋糕Ogres are not like cakes.你知道大家还喜欢什么? 冻糕You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits.你试过问别人:"吃冻糕"Haveyou ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait,"他回答:“不,我不喜欢冻糕?”they say, "No, I don't like no parfait"?- 冻糕味道好极了. - 没有!- Parfaits are delicious. - No!你这个愚蠢讨厌的驴You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden!妖怪像洋葱!行了吧.Ogres are like onions! End of story.再见,回头见Bye-bye. See ya later.冻糕也许是这个星球上最可口的东西Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.我想我宁愿听你哼歌You know, I think I preferred your humming.你有餐巾纸吗? 我这里一塌糊涂Do you have a tissue or something? I'm makinga mess.10冻糕这个词让我流口水了Just the word parfait make me start slobbering.I'm on my way from misery to happiness todayI'm on my way from misery to happiness todayUh-huh, uh-huh, Uh-huh, uh-huhUh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huhI'm on my way from misery to happiness todayI'm on my way from misery to happiness todayUh-huh, uh-huh, Uh-huh, uh-huhUh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huhAnd everything that you receive up yonderAnd everything that you receive up yonderIs what you give to me the day I wanderIs what you give to me the day I wanderI'm on my wayI'm on my wayI'm on my wayI'm on my wayI'm on my wayI'm on my way史莱克! 是你干的吗?Ooh! Shrek! Did you do that?你放屁之前得通知一声You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open.相信我,驴,如果是我,你早就薰死了Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead.是硫磺石.[ Sniffs ] It's brimstone.- 我们一定快到了- 对,硫磺石…- We must be getting cIose. - Yeah, right, brimstone.别告诉我硫磺石,我知道我闻到了什么,不可能是硫磺石.Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone.也没有什么石头It didn't come off no stone neither.[Rumbling]确实,够大的了,但看一下位置Sure, it's big enough, but look at the Iocation.[ Laughing ]史莱克? 记得你说过妖怪有好多层吗?Uh, Shrek? Uh, rememberwhen you said ogres have layers?没错Oh, aye.我有点儿事要坦白Well, I have a bit ofa confession to make.驴没有好多层,我们的恐惧都表现在袖子上Donkeys don't have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sIeeves.- 等等! 驴没有袖子- 你明白我的意思- Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sIeeves. - You know what I mean.你不能对我说你怕高You can't tell me you're afraid ofheights.在沸腾岩浆湖摇晃的桥上走我不舒服I'm just a little uncomfortabIe about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!别怕,驴,我就在你身边Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay?帮助和鼓励你For emotionaI support,我们一起来通过,一次迈一婴儿小步we'll just tackIe this thing together one little baby step at a time.- 真的?- 真的,真的- Really? - Really, really.- 这样我感觉好多了- 往前走- Okay, that makes me feeI so much better. -Just keep moving.- 别往下看… - 别往下看,别往下看- And don't look down. - Okay, don't look down. Don't look down.别往下看,往前走,别往下看Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down.史莱克! 我在往下看![ Gasps ] Shrek! I'm lookin' down!我过不去了! 请放了我吧!Oh, God, I can't do this! Just Iet me off, please!- 你已经走了一半了! - 我知道那部分安全!- Butyou're aIready haIfway. - But I know "that" haIfis safe!好,我没有时间,你回去吧Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back.史莱克! 等等!- Shrek, no! Wait! -Just, Donkey--- 我们交换一下儿位置- 别这样!- Let's have a dance then, shall we? - Don't do that!对不起,别哪样?Oh, I'm sorry. Do what?- 这样? - 对,那样11。
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PRINCESS FIONA: What is so funny? 这有什么好笑的？SHREK: Let's just say I'm not your type, okay? 我告诉你，我不是你喜欢的那种人PRINCESS FIONA: Of course, you are. You're my rescuer. Now-- Now remove your helmet. 你当然是了，你是我的救命恩人现在，摘掉你的头盔SHREK: Look, I really don't think this is a good idea. 哦，听着，我觉得这不是个好主意PRINCESS FIONA: Just take off the helmet. 就把你的头盔摘掉SHREK: I'm not going to. 我才不要PRINCESS FIONA: Take it off. 摘掉！SHREK: No! 不要!PRINCESS FIONA: Now! 现在（快）！SHREK: Okay! Easy! As you command your highness. 好，别发火，听从你的命令，公主殿下PRINCESS FIONA: Your-- you're an ogre 你…你是个妖怪SHREK: Oh! You were expecting prince charming? 哦，原来你在等英俊的白马王子啊（你以为我像王子一样漂亮）？PRINCESS FIONA: Well,yes,actually! Oh, no. This is all wrong. You're not supposed to be an ogre. 嗯，是呀，老实说... 不，都搞错了，你不应该是个妖怪SHREK: [Sighs] Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? He's the one that wants to marry you. 公主，我是被法克大人（弗瓜王）派来救你的，好吗 ? 他才是真正想娶你的人PRINCESS FIONA: Then well why didn't he come rescue me? 那他为什么不来救我呢？SHREK: Good question. You should ask him that when we get there. 问的好（好问题），到那里后你去问他PRINCESS FIONA: But I have to be rescued by my true love, not by some ogre and his-- his pet.但我该被真爱的人搭救而不是被妖怪和他的宠物的搭救DONKEY: Well so much for noble steed. 再也不是高贵的马了SHREK: Look princess, you're not making my job any easier. 公主，你使我的工作更麻烦了PRINCESS FIONA: I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here.很抱歉，你的工作不是我的问题。
English movie script (Shrek)怪物史莱克1
SHREKWritten byWilliam Steig & Ted ElliottSHREKOnce upon a time there was a lovelyprincess. But she had an enchantmentupon her of a fearful sort which couldonly be broken by love's first kiss.She was locked away in a castle guardedby a terrible fire-breathing dragon.Many brave knights had attempted tofree her from this dreadful prison,but non prevailed. She waited in thedragon's keep in the highest room ofthe tallest tower for her true loveand true love's first kiss. (laughs)Like that's ever gonna happen. Whata load of - (toilet flush)Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about hisday. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to goafter the ogre.NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOMEMAN1Think it's in there?MAN2All right. Let's get it!MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what thatthing can do to you?MAN3Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it'sbread.Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.SHREKYes, well, actually, that would be agiant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshlypeeled skin.MENNo!SHREKThey'll shave your liver. Squeeze thejelly from your eyes! Actually, it'squite good on toast.MAN1Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!(waves the torch at Shrek.)Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. Themen shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and longand his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until themen are in the dark.SHREKThis is the part where you run away.(The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picksup a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs andthrows the paper over his shoulder.)THE NEXT DAYThere is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guardsits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creaturesto him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in lineare Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipettowho's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the threelittle pigs.GUARDAll right. This one's full. Take itaway! Move it along. Come on! Get up!HEAD GUARDNext!GUARD(taking the witch's broom) Give me that!Your flying days are over. (breaks thebroom in half)HEAD GUARDThat's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!GUARDGet up! Come on!HEAD GUARDTwenty pieces.LITTLE BEAR(crying) This cage is too small.DONKEYPlease, don't turn me in. I'll neverbe stubborn again. I can change. Please!Give me another chance!OLD WOMANOh, shut up. (jerks his rope)DONKEYOh!HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got?GIPETTOThis little wooden puppet.PINOCCHIOI'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (hisnose grows)HEAD GUARDFive shillings for the possessed toy.Take it away.PINOCCHIOFather, please! Don't let them do this!Help me!Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps upto the table.HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got?OLD WOMANWell, I've got a talking donkey.HEAD GUARDRight. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.OLD WOMANOh, go ahead, little fella.Donkey just looks up at her.HEAD GUARDWell?OLD WOMANOh, oh, he's just...he's just a littlenervous. He's really quite a chatterbox.Talk, you boneheaded dolt...HEAD GUARDThat's it. I've heard enough. Guards!OLD WOMANNo, no, he talks! He does. (pretendsto be Donkey) I can talk. I love totalk. I'm the talkingest damn thingyou ever saw.HEAD GUARDGet her out of my sight.OLD WOMANNo, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. Oneof her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan'shands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkledwith fairy dust and he's able to fly.DONKEYHey! I can fly!PETER PANHe can fly!3 LITTLE PIGSHe can fly!HEAD GUARDHe can talk!DONKEYHa, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'ma flying, talking donkey. You mighthave seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkeyfly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust beginsto wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sinkto the ground.)He hits the ground with a thud.HEAD GUARDSeize him! (Donkey takes of running.)After him!GUARDSHe's getting away! Get him! This way!Turn!Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally.Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scaredfor a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. Hequickly hides behind Shrek.HEAD GUARDYou there. Ogre!SHREKAye?HEAD GUARDBy the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility.SHREKOh, really? You and what army?He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as welland we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tailand runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business andbegins walking back to his cottage.DONKEYCan I say something to you? Listen,you was really, really, really somethin'back here. Incredible!SHREKAre you talkin' to...(he turns aroundand Donkey is gone) me? (he turns backaround and Donkey is right in frontof him.) Whoa!DONKEYYes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tellyou that you that you was great backhere? Those guards! They thought theywas all of that. Then you showed up,and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That reallymade me feel good to see that.SHREKOh, that's great. Really.DONKEYMan, it's good to be free.SHREKNow, why don't you go celebrate yourfreedom with your own friends? Hmm?DONKEYBut, uh, I don't have any friends. AndI'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey,wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'llstick with you. You're mean, green,fightin' machine. Together we'll scarethe spit out of anybody that crossesus.Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring veryloudly.DONKEYOh, wow! That was really scary. If youdon't mind me sayin', if that don'twork, your breath certainly will getthe job done, 'cause you definitelyneed some Tic Tacs or something, 'causeyou breath stinks! You almost burnedthe hair outta my nose, just like thetime...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkeycontinues to talk, so Shrek removeshis hand.) ...then I ate some rottenberries. I had strong gases leakingout of my butt that day.SHREKWhy are you following me?DONKEYI'll tell you why. (singing) 'CauseI'm all alone, There's no one here besideme, My problems have all gone, There'sno one to deride me, But you gotta havefaith...SHREKStop singing! It's no wonder you don'thave any friends.DONKEYWow. Only a true friend would be thatcruelly honest.SHREKListen, little donkey. Take a look atme. What am I?DONKEY(looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really tall?No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab yourtorch and pitchforks." Doesn't thatbother you?DONKEYNope.SHREKReally?DONKEYReally, really.SHREKOh.DONKEYMan, I like you. What's you name?SHREKUh, Shrek.DONKEYShrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind ofI-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-mething. I like that. I respect that,Shrek. You all right. (They come overa hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.) Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that?SHREKThat would be my home.DONKEYOh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.You know you are quite a decorator.It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder.That is a nice boulder. I guess youdon't entertain much, do you?I like my privacy.DONKEYYou know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it whenyou got somebody in your face. You'vetrying to give them a hint, and theywon't leave. There's that awkward silence. (awkward silence) Can I stay with you?SHREKUh, what?DONKEYCan I stay with you, please?SHREK(sarcastically) Of course!DONKEYReally?SHREKNo.DONKEYPlease! I don't wanna go back there!You don't know what it's like to beconsidered a freak. (pause while helooks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do.But that's why we gotta stick together.You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!SHREKOkay! Okay! But one night only.DONKEYAh! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage)SHREKWhat are you...? (Donkey hops up ontoa chair.) No! No!DONKEYThis is gonna be fun! We can stay uplate, swappin' manly stories, and inthe mornin' I'm makin' waffles.SHREKOh!DONKEYWhere do, uh, I sleep?SHREK(irritated) Outside!DONKEYOh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean,I don't know you, and you don't knowme, so I guess outside is best, youknow. Here I go. Good night. (Shrekslams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I dolike the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I wasborn outside. I'll just be sitting bymyself outside, I guess, you know. Bymyself, outside. I'm all alone...there'sno one here beside me...SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHTShrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lightsa candle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears anoise. He stands up with a huff.SHREK(to Donkey) I thought I told you tostay outside.DONKEY(from the window) I am outside.There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person thatmade the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turnsand spots 3 blind mice on his table.BLIND MOUSE1Well, gents, it's a far cry from thefarm, but what choice do we have?BLIND MOUSE2It's not home, but it'll do just fine.GORDO(bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed.SHREKGot ya. (Grabs a mouse, but it escapesand lands on his shoulder.)GORDOI found some cheese. (bites Shrek'sear)SHREKOw!GORDOBlah! Awful stuff.BLIND MOUSE1Is that you, Gordo?GORDOHow did you know?SHREKEnough! (he grabs the 3 mice) What areyou doing in my house? (He gets bumpedfrom behind and he drops the mice.)Hey! (he turns and sees the Seven Dwarveswith Snow White on the table.) Oh, no,no, no. Dead broad off the table.DWARFWhere are we supposed to put her? Thebed's taken.SHREKHuh?Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain.The Big Bad Wolf is sitting in the bed. The wolf just looks athim.BIG BAD WOLFWhat?TIME LAPSEShrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging him to the front door.SHREKI live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'ma terrifying ogre! What do I have todo get a little privacy? (He opens thefront door to throw the Wolf out andhe sees that all the collected FairyTale Creatures are on his land.) Oh,no. No! No!The 3 bears sit around the fire, the pied piper is playing hispipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directingflight traffic so that the fairies and witches can land...etc.SHREKWhat are you doing in my swamp? (thisechoes and everyone falls silent.)Gasps are heard all around. The 3 good fairies hide inside atent.SHREKAll right, get out of here. All of you,move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya!Hapaya! Hey! Quickly. Come on! (moredwarves run inside the house) No, no!No, no. Not there. Not there. (theyshut the door on him) Oh! (turns tolook at Donkey)DONKEYHey, don't look at me. I didn't invitethem.PINOCCHIOOh, gosh, no one invited us.SHREKWhat?PINOCCHIOWe were forced to come here.SHREK(flabbergasted) By who?LITTLE PIGLord Farquaad. He huffed and he puffedand he...signed an eviction notice.SHREK(heavy sigh) All right. Who knows wherethis Farquaad guy is?Everyone looks around at each other but no one answers. DONKEYOh, I do. I know where he is.SHREKDoes anyone else know where to findhim? Anyone at all?DONKEYMe! Me!SHREKAnyone?DONKEYOh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know!Me, me!SHREK(sigh) Okay, fine. Attention, all fairytale things. Do not get comfortable.Your welcome is officially worn out.In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my landand back where you came from! (Pause.Then the crowd goes wild.) Oh! (to Donkey) You! You're comin' with me.DONKEYAll right, that's what I like to hear,man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwartfriends, off on a whirlwind big-cityadventure. I love it!DONKEY(singing) On the road again. Sing itwith me, Shrek. I can't wait to geton the road again.SHREKWhat did I say about singing?DONKEYCan I whistle?SHREKNo.DONKEYCan I hum it?SHREKAll right, hum it.Donkey begins to hum 'On the Road Again'.DULOC - KITCHENA masked man is torturing the Gingerbread Man. He's continuallydunking him in a glass of milk. Lord Farquaad walks in.FARQUAADThat's enough. He's ready to talk.The Gingerbread Man is pulled out of the milk and slammed downonto a cookie sheet. Farquaad laughs as he walks over to thetable. However when he reaches the table we see that it goesup to his eyes. He clears his throat and the table is lowered.FARQUAAD(he picks up the Gingerbread Man's legsand plays with them) Run, run, run,as fast as you can. You can't catchme. I'm the gingerbread man.GINGERBREAD MANYou are a monster.FARQUAADI'm not the monster here. You are. Youand the rest of that fairy tale trash,poisoning my perfect world. Now, tellme! Where are the others?GINGERBREAD MANEat me! (He spits milk into Farquaad's eye.)FARQUAADI've tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached its end!Tell me or I'll...(he makes as if topull off the Gingerbread Man's buttons)GINGERBREAD MANNo, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.FARQUAADAll right then. Who's hiding them?GINGERBREAD MANOkay, I'll tell you. Do you know themuffin man?FARQUAADThe muffin man?GINGERBREAD MANThe muffin man.FARQUAADYes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?GINGERBREAD MANWell, she's married to the muffin man.FARQUAADThe muffin man?GINGERBREAD MANThe muffin man!FARQUAADShe's married to the muffin man.The door opens and the Head Guard walks in.HEAD GUARDMy lord! We found it.FARQUAADThen what are you waiting for? Bringit in.More guards enter carrying something that is covered by a sheet.They hang up whatever it is and remove the sheet. It is the MagicMirror.GINGERBREAD MAN(in awe) Ohhhh...FARQUAADMagic mirror...GINGERBREAD MANDon't tell him anything! (Farquaad pickshim up and dumps him into a trash canwith a lid.) No!FARQUAADEvening. Mirror, mirror on the wall.Is this not the most perfect kingdomof them all?MIRRORWell, technically you're not a king.FARQUAADUh, Thelonius. (Thelonius holds up ahand mirror and smashes it with hisfist.) You were saying?MIRRORWhat I mean is you're not a king yet.But you can become one. All you haveto do is marry a princess.FARQUAADGo on.MIRROR(chuckles nervously) So, just sit backand relax, my lord, because it's timefor you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are! Bachelorette numberone is a mentally abused shut-in froma kingdom far, far away. She likes sushiand hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbiesinclude cooking and cleaning for hertwo evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella. (shows picture of Cinderella) Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl fromthe land of fancy. Although she liveswith seven other men, she's not easy.Just kiss her dead, frozen lips andfind out what a live wire she is. Comeon. Give it up for Snow White! (showspicture of Snow White) And last, butcertainly not last, bachelorette numberthree is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava!But don't let that cool you off. She'sa loaded pistol who likes pina coladsand getting caught in the rain. Yoursfor the rescuing, Princess Fiona! (Showspicture of Princess Fiona) So will itbe bachelorette number one, bachelorettenumber two or bachelorette number three?GUARDSTwo! Two! Three! Three! Two! Two! Three!FARQUAADThree? One? Three?THELONIUSThree! (holds up 2 fingers) Pick numberthree, my lord!FARQUAADOkay, okay, uh, number three!MIRRORLord Farquaad, you've chosen PrincessFiona.FARQUAADPrincess Fiona. She's perfect. All Ihave to do is just find someone whocan go...MIRRORBut I probably should mention the littlething that happens at night.FARQUAADI'll do it.MIRRORYes, but after sunset...FARQUAADSilence! I will make this Princess Fionamy queen, and DuLoc will finally havethe perfect king! Captain, assembleyour finest men. We're going to havea tournament. (smiles evilly)DuLoc Parking Lot - Lancelot SectionShrek and Donkey come out of the field that is right by the parkinglot. The castle itself is about 40 stories high.DONKEYBut that's it. That's it right there.That's DuLoc. I told ya I'd find it.SHREKSo, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle.DONKEYUh-huh. That's the place.SHREKDo you think maybe he's compensatingfor something? (He laughs, but thengroans as Donkey doesn't get the joke.He continues walking through the parkinglot.)DONKEYHey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.MANHurry, darling. We're late. Hurry.SHREKHey, you! (The attendant, who is wearinga giant head that looks like Lord Farquaad, screams and begins running through therows of rope to get to the front gateto get away from Shrek.) Wait a second.Look, I'm not gonna eat you. I just- - I just - - (He sighs and then beginswalking straight through the rows. Theattendant runs into a wall and fallsdown. Shrek and Donkey look at him thencontinue on into DuLoc.)DULOCThey look around but all is quiet.SHREKIt's quiet. Too quiet. Where is everybody?DONKEYHey, look at this!Donkey runs over and pulls a lever that is attached to a boxmarked 'Information'. The music winds up and then the box doorsopen up. There are little wooden people inside and they beginto sing.WOODEN PEOPLEWelcome to DuLoc such a perfect townHere we have some rulesLet us lay them downDon't make waves, stay in lineAnd we'll get along fineDuLoc is perfect placePlease keep off of the grassShine your shoes, wipe your... faceDuLoc is, DuLoc isDuLoc is perfect place.Suddenly a camera takes Donkey and Shrek's picture.DONKEYWow! Let's do that again! (makes readyto run over and pull the lever again)SHREK(grabs Donkey's tail and holds him still) No. No. No, no, no! No.They hear a trumpet fanfare and head over to the arena.FARQUAADBrave knights. You are the best andbrightest in all the land. Today oneof you shall prove himself...As Shrek and Donkey walk down the tunnel to get into the arenaDonkey is humming the DuLoc theme song.SHREKAll right. You're going the right wayfor a smacked bottom.DONKEYSorry about that.FARQUAADThat champion shall have the honor -- no, no - - the privilege to go forthand rescue the lovely Princess Fionafrom the fiery keep of the dragon. Iffor any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his placeand so on and so forth. Some of youmay die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. (cheers) Let the tournamentbegin! (He notices Shrek) Oh! What isthat? It's hideous!SHREK(turns to look at Donkey and then backat Farquaad) Ah, that's not very nice.It's just a donkey.FARQUAADIndeed. Knights, new plan! The one whokills the ogre will be named champion!Have it him!MENGet him!SHREKOh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now. (bumpsinto a table where there are mugs ofbeer)CROWDGo ahead! Get him!SHREK(holds up a mug of beer) Can't we justsettle this over a pint?CROWDKill the beast!SHREKNo? All right then. (drinks the beer)Come on!He takes the mug and smashes the spigot off the large barrelof beer behind him. The beer comes rushing out drenching theother men and wetting the ground. It's like mud now. Shrek slidespast the men and picks up a spear that one of the men dropped.As Shrek begins to fight Donkey hops up onto one of the largerbeer barrels. It breaks free of it's ropes and begins to roll.Donkey manages to squish two men into the mud. There is so muchfighting going on here I'm not going to go into detail. Sufficeto say that Shrek kicks butt.DONKEYHey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!Shrek comes over and bangs a man's head up against Donkeys. Shrekgets up on the ropes and interacts with the crowd.SHREKYeah!A man tries to sneak up behind Shrek, but Shrek turns in timeand sees him.WOMANThe chair! Give him the chair!Shrek smashes a chair over the guys back. Finally all the menare down. Donkey kicks one of them in the helmet, and the dingsounds the end of the match. The audience goes wild.SHREKOh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Thank you! Thank youvery much! I'm here till Thursday. Trythe veal! Ha, ha! (laughs)The laughter stops as all of the guards turn their weapons onShrek.HEAD GUARDShall I give the order, sir?FARQUAADNo, I have a better idea. People ofDuLoc, I give you our champion!SHREKWhat?FARQUAADCongratulations, ogre. You're won thehonor of embarking on a great and noblequest.SHREKQuest? I'm already in a quest, a questto get my swamp back.FARQUAADYour swamp?SHREKYeah, my swamp! Where you dumped thosefairy tale creatures!FARQUAADIndeed. All right, ogre. I'll make youa deal. Go on this quest for me, andI'll give you your swamp back.SHREKExactly the way it was?FARQUAADDown to the last slime-covered toadstool.SHREKAnd the squatters?FARQUAADAs good as gone.SHREKWhat kind of quest?Time Lapse - Donkey and Shrek are now walking through the fieldheading away from DuLoc. Shrek is munching on an onion.DONKEYLet me get this straight. You're gonnago fight a dragon and rescue a princessjust so Farquaad will give you backa swamp which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the firstplace. Is that about right?SHREKYou know, maybe there's a good reasondonkeys shouldn't talk.DONKEYI don't get it. Why don't you just pullsome of that ogre stuff on him? Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grindshis bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip.SHREKOh, I know what. Maybe I could havedecapitated an entire village and puttheir heads on a pike, gotten a knife,cut open their spleen and drink theirfluids. Does that sound good to you?DONKEYUh, no, not really, no.SHREKFor your information, there's a lotmore to ogres than people think.DONKEYExample?SHREKExample? Okay, um, ogres are like onions. (he holds out his onion)DONKEY(sniffs the onion) They stink?SHREKYes - - No!DONKEYThey make you cry?SHREKNo!DONKEYYou leave them in the sun, they getall brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.SHREKNo! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogreshave layers! Onions have layers. Youget it? We both have layers. (he heavesa sigh and then walks off)DONKEY(trailing after Shrek) Oh, you bothhave layers. Oh. {Sniffs} You know,not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.SHREKI don't care... what everyone likes.Ogres are not like cakes.DONKEYYou know what else everybody likes?Parfaits. Have you ever met a person,you say, "Let's get some parfait," theysay, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"?Parfaits are delicious.SHREKNo! You dense, irritating, miniaturebeast of burden! Ogres are like onions!And of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.DONKEYParfaits may be the most delicious thingon the whole damn planet.SHREKYou know, I think I preferred your humming.DONKEYDo you have a tissue or something? I'mmaking a mess. Just the word parfaitmake me start slobbering.They head off. There is a montage of their journey. Walking througha field at sunset. Sleeping beneath a bright moon. Shrek tryingto put the campfire out the next day and having a bit of a problem,so Donkey pees on the fire to put it out.DRAGON'S KEEPShrek and Donkey are walking up to the keep that's supposed tohouse Princess Fiona. It appears to look like a giant volcano.DONKEY(sniffs) Ohh! Shrek! Did you do that?You gotta warn somebody before you justcrack one off. My mouth was open andeverything.SHREKBelieve me, Donkey, if it was me, you'dbe dead. (sniffs) It's brimstone. Wemust be getting close.DONKEYYeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talkingabout it's the brimstone. I know whatI smell. It wasn't no brimstone. Itdidn't come off no stone neither.They climb up the side of the volcano/keep and look down. Thereis a small piece of rock right in the center and that is wherethe castle is. It is surrounded by boiling lava. It looks veryforeboding.SHREKSure, it's big enough, but look at thelocation. (laughs...then the laugh turnsinto a groan)DONKEYUh, Shrek? Uh, remember when you saidogres have layers?SHREKOh, aye.DONKEYWell, I have a bit of a confession tomake. Donkeys don't have layers. Wewear our fear right out there on oursleeves.SHREKWait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves.DONKEYYou know what I mean.SHREKYou can't tell me you're afraid of heights.DONKEYNo, I'm just a little uncomfortableabout being on a rickety bridge overa boiling like of lava!SHREKCome on, Donkey. I'm right here besideya, okay? For emotional support., we'lljust tackle this thing together onelittle baby step at a time.DONKEYReally?SHREKReally, really.DONKEYOkay, that makes me feel so much better.。
怪物史莱克
1[Man] "Once upon a timethere was a lovely princess.很久很久以前，有一个很美丽的公主3"But she had an enchantmentupon her of a fearful sort...但是她被下了一个非常可怕的诅咒4"which could only be brokenby love's first kiss.只有用真爱给她的第一个吻才能解开这个诅咒50"She was locked awayin a castle...她被锁在一个遥远的城堡里6"guarded by a terriblefire-breathing dragon.由一只可怕的喷火龙看守着7"Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, 许多勇敢的骑士们想去拯救公主逃离这个可怕的地方8"but none prevailed.但是，都失败了9"She waited inthe dragon's keep...公主只好继续呆在这个10"in the highest roomof the tallest tower...城堡最高塔的最高的房间里11for her true loveand true love's first kiss. "等待她的真爱以及真爱的第一个吻12[ Laughing ] Like that's ever gonna happen.这是童话故事，不可能会发生的13-[Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes]- What a load of--这简直是14* Somebody once told methe world is gonna roll me *15* I ain 't the sharpest toolin the shed *16* She was lookin' kind of dumbwith her finger and her thumb *17* In the shape of an "L "on her forehead *18* The years start comin 'and they don't stop comin' *19* Fed to the rulesand I hit the ground runnin' ** Did n 't make sensenot to live for fun *21* Your brain gets smartbut your head gets dumb *22* So much to doSo much to see *23* So what's wrong withtakin' the backstreets *24* You'll never knowif you don't go *25* You'll never shineif you don't glow *26* Hey, nowYou're an all-star *27* Get your game on, go play *28* Hey, now, you're a rockstarGet the show on, get paid *29* And all thatglitters is gold *30* Only shootin' starsbreak the mould *31* It's a cool placeand they say it gets colder *32* You're bund led up nowbut wait till you get older *33* But the meteor menbeg to differ *34* Judging by the holein the satellite picture *35* The ice we skateis gettin' pretty thin *36* The water's getting warmso you might as well swim *37* My world's on fireHow 'bout yours *38* That's the way I like itand I'll never get bored *39- * Hey, now, you're an all-star *- [ Shouting ]40* Get your game on, go play *41* Hey, now, you're a rockstarGet the show on, get paid *42*And all thatglitters is gold *43* Only shootin' starsbreak the mould *44- Go!- Go!46- "[Record Scratching]"- "Go. Go. Go."47* Hey, nowYou're an all-star *48* Get your game on, go play * 49* Hey, now, you're a rockstar Get the show on, get paid * 50* And all thatglitters is gold *51* Only shootin' starsbreak the mould *52- Think it's in there?- AII right. Let's get it!好了，我们去抓它53Whoa. HoId on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? 你不知道这玩艺有多可怕54Yeah, it'll grindyour bones for its bread.它会把你的肉当面包吃55[Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that would be agiant.事实上呢，它还是一个巨人56Now, ogres--They're much worse.而且他是一个很可怕的妖怪57They'll make a suitfrom your freshly peeled skin. 他会扒了你的皮去做他的衣服58- No!- They'll shave your liver.他会把你的肝剁碎59Squeeze the jellyfrom your eyes!把你的眼珠子磨成果酱60- Actually, it's quite good on toast.- "Back! Back, beast!"抹在吐司上味道还不错！走开，走！61Back! I warn ya!走开，走开，我警告你62- [ Gasping ]- Right.67[ Whispers ] This is the partwhere you run away.现在你们该逃跑了68And stay out!还不赶快走啊，71"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."真的想当果酱啊72[Man's Voice]All right. This one's full.不要再来了！74- "Take it away!"- [ Gasps ]好的，这辆车满了，可以走了75- Move it along. Come on! Get up!- Next!走，快点，快点，下一个76Give me that!Your flying days are over.快过来，你飞不起来了77That's 20 pieces of silverfor the witch. Next!抓到女巫的赏金是20个银币！下一个78- Get up! Come on!- Twenty pieces.- 起来,快- 只有20块79- "[ Thudding ]"- "Sit down there!"那边儿坐下! 安静!80- Keep quiet!- "[ Crying ]"安静，不要吵！81This cage is too small.这个笼子还是太小了82Please don't turn me in.I'll never be stubborn again.拜托了，我以后绝对不会再犯了83I can change.Please! Give me another chance!我会改的，求求你，再给我一个机会84- Oh, shut up.- Oh!- "Next!"闭嘴85- What have you got?- This little wooden puppet.下一个，这是什么，这是一个可爱的小木偶86I'm not a puppet.I'm a real boy.我不是小木偶，我是真的人87Five shillingsfor the possessed toy.这个会说谎的玩具，值五块钱88- Take it away.- Father, please!Don't let them do this!带走89- Help me!- Next. What have you got?下一个，你有什么？90- Well, I've got a talking donkey.- [ Grunts ]我有一只会说话的驴子91Right. Well, that's good forten shillings, if you can prove it.是吗，如果你能证明他会说话我给你十块钱92Oh, go ahead, little fella.好，快说话呀，驴子93Well?怎么啦？94Oh, oh, he's just--He's just a little nervous.哦，它现在只是有点紧张95He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you bone headed dolt--平常它的话比谁都多！快说话你这只笨驴96-That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!- "No, no, he talks!"够了，别说了，来人啊！不，不，它会说话，真的97He does. I can talk.I love to talk.我会说话，我最会说话了98I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.我是你从来没见过的最爱说话的驴子99- Get her out of my sight.- "No, no!"把她给我赶走，不，不100I swear! Oh!He can talk!我发誓，放开我，他真的会说话101Hey! I can fly!嘿，我会飞！103- He can fly!- He can fly!它会飞，会飞！104- He can talk!- Ha, ha! That's right, fool!它会说话，答对了，笨蛋105Now I'm a flying,talking donkey.我是个会说话又会飞的驴子106You might have seen a house fly,maybe even a super fly,你或许看过蝇子在飞，可能看过超人在飞107but I bet you ain'tnever seen a donkey fly.可是我打赌，你们绝对没有看过驴子在飞108Ha, ha!哈哈109Uh-oh.哦110Seize him!112After him!He's getting away!快追，113[Man]Get him! This way! Turn!别让它跑了115You there. Ogre!你，妖怪116Aye?117By the order of Lord Farquaad,I am authorized to placeyou both under arrest...奉法克大人的命令我有权逮捕你们两个怪胎118and transport you toa designated... resettlement facility.并且把你们遣送到荒凉的外地去不准回来...119Oh, really?You and what army?哦，真的，就凭你们这几个吗？122Can I say something to you?我可以跟你说话吗？123Listen, you was really, reallysomethin'back there. Incredible!说真的，你真是非常非常了不起!帅呆了124Are you talkin' to--me? Whoa!你在跟我说...话？125Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can Itell you that you was great backthere?Those guards!你在跟我说...话？126They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam!那些卫兵还以为自己多了不起，你一出现就，砰！127They was trippin' over themselves llke babes in the woods.打他们打的落花流水128That really made mefeel good to see that.我看了感觉很爽129- Oh, that's great. Really.- Man, it's good to be free.那真的是太好了。
怪物史莱克1英文对白Shrek.2001
00:00:48,422 --> 00:00:53,177Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.200:00:53,427 --> 00:01:02,019But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss.300:01:02,270 --> 00:01:08,609She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon.400:01:08,860 --> 00:01:15,992Many brave knights had attempted to free her fromthis dreadful prison, but none prevailed.500:01:16,242 --> 00:01:23,040She waited in the dragon's keep in the highestroom of the tallest tower for her true love600:01:23,291 --> 00:01:27,253and true love's first kiss.700:01:27,503 --> 00:01:29,714Like that's ever going to happen.800:01:29,964 --> 00:01:34,552What a loony.900:01:51,485 --> 00:01:57,658Shrek1000:02:45,081 --> 00:02:47,752Beware00:03:16,903 --> 00:03:18,157Stay out1200:03:38,092 --> 00:03:39,552I think he's in here.1300:03:39,802 --> 00:03:40,845All right. Lets get it!1400:03:41,095 --> 00:03:43,848Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?1500:03:44,098 --> 00:03:48,394Yeah. He'll groan into your bones for his brains.1600:03:48,644 --> 00:03:51,981Well actually that would be a giant.1700:03:52,231 --> 00:03:55,234Now Ogres, huh, they are much worse.1800:03:55,484 --> 00:03:59,655They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin.1900:03:59,906 --> 00:04:03,576They'll chew your livers,squeeze the jelly from your eyes.2000:04:03,826 --> 00:04:05,286Actually, it's quite good on toast.2100:04:05,536 --> 00:04:07,788Back, back beast, back!2200:04:08,039 --> 00:04:12,335I warned you!2300:04:13,503 --> 00:04:17,798Right.2400:04:31,229 --> 00:04:34,774This is the part, where you run away.2500:04:35,024 --> 00:04:39,320Yeah!2600:04:41,280 --> 00:04:45,868And stay out.2700:04:46,744 --> 00:04:52,250 Wanted. Fairytale creatures.2800:04:55,586 --> 00:05:01,342Right, this one is full. Take it away.2900:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,137Give me that.3000:05:05,388 --> 00:05:08,099Your fine days are over.-25 pieces of silver for the witch.3100:05:08,349 --> 00:05:13,396Next.-Come on.3200:05:13,646 --> 00:05:17,567Sit down there! And be quiet!3300:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,986This cage is so small.3400:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,488You wouldn't turn me in.I'll never be stubborn again. I can change.3500:05:22,738 --> 00:05:24,031Please, give me another chance.3600:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,033Oh, shut up!3700:05:26,284 --> 00:05:27,076Next.3800:05:27,326 --> 00:05:27,827What do we got?3900:05:28,077 --> 00:05:29,620This little wooden puppet.4000:05:29,871 --> 00:05:35,042I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy.4100:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,420Five shillings for the possessed toy.Take it away.4200:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,463No! Please, don't let them do it!4300:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,090Next. What do you got?4400:05:41,340 --> 00:05:44,385Well, I've got a talking donkey!4500:05:44,635 --> 00:05:45,469Right.4600:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,723Well that's good for ten schillings,if you can prove it.4700:05:48,973 --> 00:05:53,519Oh, go ahead fella.4800:05:53,769 --> 00:05:54,896Well?4900:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,398He's just a li..., just a little nervous.5000:05:57,648 --> 00:06:00,109He's really quite a chatterbox.5100:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,402You boneheaded donkey!5200:06:01,652 --> 00:06:02,862That's it. I have heard enough. Guards!5300:06:03,112 --> 00:06:05,907No, no, he talks, he does!5400:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,618I can talk. I love to talk.5500:06:08,868 --> 00:06:12,413I've talked to...5600:06:12,663 --> 00:06:18,544Get her out of my sight!-No, no, I swear!5700:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,884Hey, I can fly.-He can fly! -He can fly!5800:06:25,134 --> 00:06:27,762He can talk!-That's right, fool!5900:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,806Now I'm a flying, talking donkey!6000:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,850You might have seen house fly,maybe even a superfly.6100:06:33,100 --> 00:06:39,941But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!6200:06:42,860 --> 00:06:47,156Seize him!6300:06:57,708 --> 00:07:03,589Get him! This way! Hurry!6400:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,804You there. Ogre.-I.6500:07:10,054 --> 00:07:11,597By the order of lord Farquaad.6600:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,183I am authorized to place youboth under arrest.6700:07:14,433 --> 00:07:20,439And transport you to designated resettlement facility.6800:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,149Oh really?6900:07:22,400 --> 00:07:27,238You and what army?7000:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,248Can I say something to you?7100:07:37,498 --> 00:07:40,751Listen, you were really, really something, back there. Incredible.7200:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,963Are you talking to...7300:07:44,213 --> 00:07:46,382...me?7400:07:46,632 --> 00:07:47,842Yes, I was talking to you.7500:07:48,092 --> 00:07:50,644Can I just tell you that you werereally great back there with those guards.7600:07:50,795 --> 00:07:51,721They thought that was all over there.7700:07:51,971 --> 00:07:55,683And then you showed up and BAM. There was tripping on over themselves like babes in the woods.7800:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,468That really made me feel good to see that.7900:07:57,518 --> 00:07:58,769Oh, that's great. Really.8000:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,062Man, it's good to be free.8100:08:00,313 --> 00:08:06,135Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedomwith your own friends?8200:08:06,485 --> 00:08:07,904But I...8300:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,488I don't have any friends.8400:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,116And I'm not going out there by myself.8500:08:12,366 --> 00:08:13,618Hey wait a minute. I have a great idea...8600:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,077I'll stick with you.8700:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,454You and me in green fighting machine.8800:08:16,704 --> 00:08:22,110Together we'll scare the spin if anybody crosses us.8900:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,088Oh, a, that was really scary.9000:08:26,339 --> 00:08:29,709Maybe you don't mine me saying. If that don't work, your breath will certainly do the job done, 'cause...9100:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,111you definitively need some tic-tac or something,9200:08:32,261 --> 00:08:34,722'cause your breath stinks!9300:08:34,972 --> 00:08:36,474Man you've ??? my note!9400:08:36,724 --> 00:08:39,268Just like the time...9500:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,853...and then I ate some rotten berries.9600:08:41,103 --> 00:08:43,189Man I had some strong gases leakingout of my but that day.9700:08:43,439 --> 00:08:47,026Why are you following me?9800:08:47,276 --> 00:08:50,446I'll tell you why.9900:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,657'Cause I'm all alone,10000:08:52,907 --> 00:08:56,786there is no one here, beside me.10100:08:57,036 --> 00:09:04,001My problems have all gone.There's no one to derive me.10200:09:04,252 --> 00:09:09,006But you got to have free ...-Stop singing!10300:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,801Well, it's no wonder, you don't have any friends.10400:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,628Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.10500:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,222Listen! Little donkey.10600:09:16,472 --> 00:09:20,434Take a look at me! What am I?10700:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,771A...10800:09:24,021 --> 00:09:24,689...really tall?10900:09:24,939 --> 00:09:30,278No! I'm an Ogre.You know, grab your torch and pitchforks.11000:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,573Doesn't that bother you?11100:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,491Nope.11200:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,785Really?-Really really.11300:09:38,035 --> 00:09:38,828Oh?11400:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,080Man, I like you. What's your name?11500:09:41,330 --> 00:09:44,500A..., Shrek.11600:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,169Shrek?!11700:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,378But do you know, what I like about you, Shrek?11800:09:47,628 --> 00:09:50,381You've got that kind of:"I don't care what nobody thinks of me" thing.11900:09:50,631 --> 00:09:55,970I like that, I respect that, Shrek. You're all right.12000:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,847Uh, look at that.12100:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,141Who would wanna live ina place like that?12200:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,602That would be my home.12300:10:02,852 --> 00:10:07,607Oh, it is lovely. Just beautiful.You know you're quite a decorator.12400:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,276It's amazing what you did with such a modest budget.12500:10:10,526 --> 00:10:16,741I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.12600:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,454I guess, you don't entertain much, do you?12700:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,539I like my privacy.12800:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,833You know I do to.That's another thing, we have in common.12900:10:26,083 --> 00:10:29,170Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You try to give them a hint and they won't leave.13000:10:29,420 --> 00:10:34,842And then there's that big occurred silence,you know?13100:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,221Can I stay with you?-What?13200:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,848Can I stay with you, please.13300:10:41,098 --> 00:10:43,184Of course!-Really?13400:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,770No.-Please! I don't want to go back there.13500:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,147You don't how is like to be concerned like a freak.13600:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,942Well..., maybe you do.But that's why we have to stick together!13700:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,277You got to let me stay! Please! Please!13800:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,613OK, OK.13900:10:55,863 --> 00:10:58,199-But one night only.-Huh, thank you!14000:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,617A, what are you do... No!14100:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,453This is going to be fun.We can stay up late, swap the manly stories.14200:11:02,703 --> 00:11:03,829And in the morning...14300:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,999I'm making waffles.14400:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,001Where do I sleep?145Outside!14600:11:12,004 --> 00:11:15,716Oh, a, I guess that's cool. You know,I don't know you and you don't know me...14700:11:15,967 --> 00:11:19,470... so I guess, outside is best for me.14800:11:19,720 --> 00:11:24,016Here I go.14900:11:24,267 --> 00:11:28,145Good night.15000:11:28,396 --> 00:11:32,066I do like that half door.I'm a donkey all alone outside.15100:11:32,316 --> 00:11:37,280Sit by myself outside, I guess.15200:11:37,363 --> 00:11:45,454I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me.15300:12:46,974 --> 00:12:53,564-I thought, I told you to stay outside.-I am outside.15400:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,489Well James. This is far from the farm,but what choice do we have?155It's not...15600:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,620What a lovely bed.-Got you!15700:13:07,870 --> 00:13:13,292I found some cheese. Awful stuff.15800:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,586-Is that you Gordon?-How did you know?15900:13:15,837 --> 00:13:21,876Enough! What are you doing in my house?16000:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,887Oh, no, no, no... Death prods off the table!16100:13:25,137 --> 00:13:30,560Where would we supposed to put her.The bed's taken.16200:13:31,686 --> 00:13:32,478What?16300:13:32,728 --> 00:13:37,900I live in a swamp. I've put up signs.I'm a terrifying Ogre!16400:13:38,150 --> 00:13:44,282What do I have to do, to get a little privacy? 165Oh, no! No, no!16600:13:59,422 --> 00:14:05,678What are you doing in my swamp?16700:14:10,766 --> 00:14:14,270All right, get out of here. All of you. Move it! Come on, let's go.16800:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,023And hurry up, hurry up.16900:14:17,273 --> 00:14:23,154No, no, not there. Not there!17000:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,824Hey don't look at me. I didn't invite them.17100:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,702Oh gosh, no one invited us.-What?17200:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,330We were forced to come here.-By who?17300:14:32,580 --> 00:14:37,043Lord Farquaad. He ???17400:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,838All right.17500:14:41,088 --> 00:14:46,302Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?17600:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,554Oh I do. I know where he is.17700:14:48,804 --> 00:14:53,809Does anyone else know where to find him?17800:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,604-Anyone at all? -Me. -Anyone?17900:14:56,854 --> 00:15:00,650Oh pick me, I know! Me, me.18000:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,236Ok, fine.18100:15:03,486 --> 00:15:08,366Attention all fairy tale things!18200:15:08,616 --> 00:15:12,411Do not get comfortable.Your welcome is officially warned up.18300:15:12,662 --> 00:15:23,256In fact. I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get all off my land and back where you came from.18400:15:29,095 --> 00:15:33,057You. You're coming with me.18500:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,475All right. That's what I like to hear, man.18600:15:34,725 --> 00:15:40,565Shrek and Donkey, two stubborn friends off on a world and big city adventure. I love it.18700:15:40,815 --> 00:15:46,195I'm on road again. Sing with me Shrek!I'm on road again...18800:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,573What did I say about singing?18900:15:48,823 --> 00:15:49,699-Can I whistle?-No.19000:15:49,949 --> 00:15:55,037-Well, can I hummer?-All right.19100:16:22,523 --> 00:16:28,529That's enough. He's ready to talk.19200:16:38,915 --> 00:16:42,418Run, run, run as fast as you can,you can't catch me.19300:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,837I'm the gingerbread man.19400:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,297You monster.19500:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,132I'm not a monster here. You are.19600:16:48,382 --> 00:16:52,887You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world.19700:16:53,137 --> 00:16:57,391-Now tell me! Where are the others?-Eat me.19800:16:57,642 --> 00:17:02,188I've tried to be fair to you, creatures. Now my patience has reached its end!19900:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,149-Tell me! Or I'll...-No, no, not the buttons.20000:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,109Not gumdrop buttons.20100:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,278All right! Who's hiding them?20200:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,781Ok, I'll tell you.20300:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,076-Do you know the muffin-man?-The muffin-man?20400:17:15,326 --> 00:17:18,746-The muffin-man.-Yes, I know the muffin-man.205Who lives on Proully lane?20600:17:20,957 --> 00:17:24,418-Well, she's married to the muffin-man.-The muffin-man!20700:17:24,669 --> 00:17:28,840-The muffin-man!-She's married to the muffin-man.20800:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,050My lord! We found it.20900:17:31,300 --> 00:17:36,889Well then, what are you waiting for?Bring it in.21000:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,319Magic mirror.21100:17:50,570 --> 00:17:55,616Don't tell him anything!21200:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,578Evening.21300:17:58,828 --> 00:18:04,083Mirror, mirror on the wall.Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?21400:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,378Well, technically, you're not a king.215A..., felonious.21600:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,133-You were saying.-What I mean is a...21700:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,593...you're not a king, yet.21800:18:13,843 --> 00:18:18,598But you can become one.All you have to do, is marry a princess.21900:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,766Go on.22000:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,978So, just sit back and relax my lord,22100:18:24,228 --> 00:18:29,066because it's time for youto meet today's eligible bachelorettes.22200:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,320And here they are.22300:18:32,570 --> 00:18:36,949Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shading from a kingdom far, far away.22400:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,619She likes sushi and hottubbing anytime.225Her hobbies include cooking andcleaning for two evil sisters.22600:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,250Please welcome... Cinderella.22700:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,504Bachelorette number two is akemp wearing girl from a land of fantasy.22800:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,590Although she lives with seven other man,she is not easy.22900:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,302Just kiss hers dead frozen lipsand find out what a live wife she is.23000:18:56,552 --> 00:19:00,389Come on. Give it up for... Show-white.23100:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,558And last but certainly not least.23200:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,477Bachelorette number three is afire-breathing ????,23300:19:04,727 --> 00:19:08,940dragon guarded castle, surrounded by a hot boiling lava. But don't let that cool you off.23400:19:09,190 --> 00:19:12,860She's a loaded pistol who likesPina Coladas and getting cut in the rain.23500:19:13,110 --> 00:19:17,198Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona.23600:19:17,448 --> 00:19:21,577So will it be, bachelorette number one? Bachelorette number two?23700:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,955Or bachelorette number three?23800:19:24,205 --> 00:19:27,625-Two... -Three! -Two!23900:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,544One. No, no, no.24000:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,879Three. Pick number three my lord.24100:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,966Ok, ok. Number three.24200:19:35,216 --> 00:19:43,516Lord Farquaad. You've chosen...princess Fiona.24300:19:45,142 --> 00:19:49,564She's nice. Fiona. She's perfect.24400:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,858All I have to do is just find someone...24500:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,694But I probably should mention little thing that happens at night...24600:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,445-I'll do it!-Yes, but after sunset...24700:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,197Silence!24800:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,658I will make this princess Fiona my queen.24900:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,996And Duloc will finally have the perfect king!25000:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,456Captain! Assemble your finest man.25100:20:07,707 --> 00:20:13,337We're going to have a tournament!25200:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,340That's it, that's, right there, that's Duloc.25300:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,009I've told you I'll find it.25400:20:18,259 --> 00:20:22,930So. That must be lord Farquaad's castle.25500:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,099Aha, that's the place.25600:20:25,349 --> 00:20:30,688Do you think maybe he's compensating for something.25700:20:32,815 --> 00:20:37,528Hey, hey wait up Shrek!25800:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,532-Hey, you!-No, no!25900:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,451Wait a second.26000:20:43,701 --> 00:20:49,540Look, I'm not gonna eat you. I just...26100:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,116It's quiet.26200:21:24,367 --> 00:21:28,538Too quiet.26300:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,457Where is everybody?26400:21:31,707 --> 00:21:36,212Hey look at this.26500:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,717Wow!26600:22:22,967 --> 00:22:28,514-Let's do that again.-No. no.26700:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,902All right.You're going the right way for smack bottom.26800:22:41,152 --> 00:22:43,404Sorry about that.26900:22:43,654 --> 00:22:46,657That champion should have the honor, no, no...27000:22:46,908 --> 00:22:56,167...the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely princess Fiona from the fireing keep of the dragon.27100:22:56,417 --> 00:23:03,674If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful,the first runner up will take his place.27200:23:03,925 --> 00:23:06,219And so on, and so forth.27300:23:06,469 --> 00:23:15,061Some of you may die,but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.27400:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,104Applause.27500:23:17,355 --> 00:23:23,110Let the tournament begin.27600:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,324What is that?27700:23:28,574 --> 00:23:29,992Ugh, it's hideous.27800:23:30,243 --> 00:23:33,120Oh, that's not very nice.27900:23:33,371 --> 00:23:35,581It's just a donkey.28000:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,124Indeed.28100:23:37,375 --> 00:23:42,463Knights! New plan. The one, who kills the Ogre, will be named champion.28200:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,632How about him.28300:23:44,882 --> 00:23:50,012Oh, hey. Now, come on.28400:23:50,388 --> 00:23:54,767Can't we just settle this over a pint?28500:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,352No?28600:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,438All right then.28700:23:59,689 --> 00:24:03,985Come on.28800:24:32,430 --> 00:24:37,894Hey Shrek! Let me, let me!28900:24:46,736 --> 00:24:52,033The chair! Give him the chair!29000:25:14,055 --> 00:25:16,057Thank you. Thank you, very much.29100:25:16,307 --> 00:25:20,478I'm here until Thursday. Try the wheel!29200:25:25,274 --> 00:25:26,984Shall I give the order sir?29300:25:27,235 --> 00:25:30,780No. I have a better idea.29400:25:31,030 --> 00:25:35,910People of Duloc. I give you our champion!29500:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,079What?29600:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,206 Congratulation, Ogre.29700:25:40,456 --> 00:25:44,085You've won the honor of embarkingon a great and noble quest.29800:25:44,335 --> 00:25:46,963Quest? I'm already on a quest.29900:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,840A quest to get my swamp back!30000:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,968-Your swamp?-Yeah, my swamp!30100:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,638Where you dumped those fairytale creatures.30200:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,014Indeed.30300:25:57,265 --> 00:25:59,267All right Ogre, I'll make you a deal.30400:25:59,517 --> 00:26:03,771Go on this quest for me andI'll give you your swamp back.30500:26:04,021 --> 00:26:06,315Exactly the way it was?30600:26:06,566 --> 00:26:08,818Down to the last slime covered toast tool.30700:26:09,068 --> 00:26:13,364-And the squatters?-As good as gone.30800:26:16,325 --> 00:26:19,954What kind of quest?30900:26:20,204 --> 00:26:20,746Ok, let me get this straight!31000:26:20,997 --> 00:26:25,293We gonna go find the dragon and rescue a princessjust so Farquaad will give you back the swamp,31100:26:25,293 --> 00:26:27,628which you only don't have, 'cause he filled itwith full of freaks on the first place.31200:26:27,879 --> 00:26:29,422-Is that about right?-You know what?31300:26:29,672 --> 00:26:32,592Maybe there is a good reason, donkeys shouldn't talk.31400:26:32,842 --> 00:26:35,720I don't get it Shrek.Why didn't you just pull some old Ogre stuff on them?31500:26:35,970 --> 00:26:41,066You know, ??? . Grab his bones to make you brave. You know the whole Ogre trick.31600:26:41,184 --> 00:26:47,179Oh, you know what. Maybe I could have decapitated entire village and put their heads on plate.31700:26:47,315 --> 00:26:51,652Got a knife, cut open their spleensand drink their fluids.31800:26:51,652 --> 00:26:54,572Does that sound good to you?31900:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,282A, no, not really, no.32000:26:56,532 --> 00:26:59,994For your information,there is a lot more to Ogres than people think.32100:27:00,244 --> 00:27:02,622-Example.-Example?32200:27:02,872 --> 00:27:07,168OK, A-a-m, Ogres are like onions.32300:27:08,544 --> 00:27:09,921-They stink?-Yes, no.32400:27:10,171 --> 00:27:11,339-O, they make you cry.-No.32500:27:11,589 --> 00:27:14,917Oh, you leave them out on the sun andthey get all brown and start ??? little wild hairs?32600:27:14,967 --> 00:27:19,263No! Layers! Onions have layers.32700:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,517Ogres have layers. Onions have layers.32800:27:22,767 --> 00:27:27,063You get it? We both have layers.32900:27:27,647 --> 00:27:31,651O, you both have layers.33000:27:31,901 --> 00:27:33,986You know not everybody likes onions.33100:27:34,237 --> 00:27:37,031Cake! Everybody loves cakes. Cakes have layers.33200:27:37,281 --> 00:27:40,868I don't care what everyone likes.33300:27:41,118 --> 00:27:45,414Ogres are not like cakes.33400:27:47,542 --> 00:27:48,918You know what else everyone likes? Paffe.33500:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,796Have you ever met a person and you say:"Hey, let's get some paffe" and33600:27:52,046 --> 00:27:54,131they say I don't like paffe. Paffe is delicious.33700:27:54,382 --> 00:27:58,678。
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and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility.
是吗?你们是什么军队?
Oh, really? You and what army?
我可以跟你说话吗?
Can I say something to you?
听着你的确有些本领了不起!
-下一个-什么东西?
- Help me! - Next. What have you got?
-呃我有一个会说话的驴子
- Well, I've got a talking donkey.
好的这个值个先令你可以证明一下吗?
Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rockstar Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mould
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
我警告你
Back! I warn ya!
好的
Right.
你们还不快走就没有机会了
This is the part where you run away.
滚
And stay out!
通缉神话之物
Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.
好的这个满了
All right. This one's full.
-把她带走-不不要
- Get her out of my sight. - No, no!
我发誓它能说话
I swear! Oh! He can talk!
嘿我会飞!
Hey! I can fly!
-它会飞-会飞!
- He can fly! - He can fly!
-它说话了-对了笨蛋
- He can talk! - Ha, ha! That's right, fool!
哈哈实际上那会是一个巨人
Yes, well, actually, that would be agiant.
不过青怪可能更糟糕
Now, ogres They're much worse.
它们会用你们的鲜皮做汤
They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire How about yours
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey, now, you're an all-star
那些侍卫以为他们很棒然后你一出现砰!
They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam!
都跑光了
They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods.
看到这样确实使我感觉很好
Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible!
你在跟我说话吗?
Are you talkin' to me? Whoa!
是的我在跟你说话你刚才在侍卫那里真的很厉害
Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards!
-好了我听够了守卫! -不不它能说话
- That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! - No, no, he talks!
我能说话我爱说话
He does. I can talk. love to talk.
我是你见过的最能说话的驴子
I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.
她被困在一个城堡里
She was locked away in a castle...
由一只喷火龙看守着
guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
有许多勇敢的骑士曾经想过把她从这可怕的监狱中救走
Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,
You'rebund led up now but wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin
哈哈
Ha, ha!
哦
Uh-oh.
捉住它
Seize him!
它要逃了
After him! He's getting away!
这边转过来
Get him! This way! Turn!
是你青怪
You there. Ogre!
什么事?
Aye?
奉弗瓜王之命授权我逮捕你们两个
By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest...
That really made me feel good to see that.
-很棒真的-朋友自由是很好的
- Oh, that's great. Really. - Man, it's good to be free.
现在跟你的朋友去庆祝你的自由好吗?
In the shape of an Lon her forehead
The years start comin ' and they don't stop comin'
怪物史瑞克
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
-我想它在里面吧? -好的我们去吧!
- Think it's in there? - All right. Let's get it!
慢着!你知道有什么后果吗?
Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
嗯它会把你的骨头当面包吃
Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.
我不是木偶我是一个真正的男孩
I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.
先令给这个疯狂的玩具
Five shillings for the possessed toy.
-拿走越远越好! -老爸别让他们这么做
- Take it away. - Father, please! Don't let them do this!
但是没有一个成功
but none prevailed.
她关在被喷火龙看守着的
She waited in the dragon's keep...
城堡里最高的房间里
in the highest room of the tallest tower...
等待着真爱的初吻
for her true love and true love's first kiss.
-不-挖出你的心肝
- No! - They'll shave your liver.
用你们的眼睛榨果汁
Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
-这样吃吐司面包会很好味道! -退后退后怪物!
- Actually, it's quite good on toast. - Back! Back, beast!
好的说吧伙计
Oh, go ahead, little fella.
嗯?
Well?
哦它只是有点紧张
Oh, oh, he's just He's just a little nervous.
它真的是一个话匣子说?
He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you bone headed dolt
So much to do So much to see
So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now You're an all-star